Do Not Ask About Caimeo Edition
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Old Thread: >>5700292
This thread is being monitored.
Don't talk about CAIMEO.
>tfw your gf triggers you because she's pissed
Nth for depressing poetry
will taking this cure my dysphoria
>>5701213
fuck i saved it in the wrong format
my Dr. has me taking E only; I feel like I am wasting my time
UGH.
>>5701198
I won't pry, but if you love him you should tell him. Bottling up feelings is never good.
>>5701213
> In many countries, it has been either withdrawn or had its indications limited because of reports of the side-effect long QT syndrome
I'm not a doctor but I think this is saying that it'll make you a qt.
>>5701220
>side effects
>long QT syndrome
My fucking sides
>>5701199
for how long?
>>5701221
just e is wasting your time
>>5701221
What is this the 80s, holy fuck
>>5701221
Did you ask about getting on an anti-androgen as well?
Are we really girls?
>>5701233
or are we dancer
>>5701208
>looks at the camera
>>5701228
How AGP are you cyba? If the answer is very you better show beepis.
>>5701228
Thats it,
take off your panties you slut or else :3
>>5701222
I've told him I love him, I'm not sure if he knows
>>5701233
I don't know the answer to that ;~;
Not physically at least
>>5701228
Photo quality way too high, let me fix that for you.
>>5701231
Yeah. I guess I can ask for a blocker the next time I see him :/
>>5701238
GOAT song
https://youtu.be/RIZdjT1472Y
>>5701233
I'm not a man, but I guess that doesn't mean I'm a girl
>>5701228
i wanna fuck you
post your spread ass
http://imgur.com/a/3W5GQ
Dr B vdv is a freaking genius can't wait to do the rest after vfs.
>>5701228
>My Dearest Cybaslut,
>The days are long, and the nights are longer, but the merest glimpse of your lovely buttocks is enough to ease my troubled heart and to endow upon me the strength and courage to withstand these trying times.
>Although my creased brows bear testimony to the sorrow and pain, the photograph you have sent to this simple shitposter absolves the Lord above of all grief and draws from my lips an earnest thanksgiving to the beauty of all Creation.
>Yours,
>forever,
>anon.
>>5701234
no
>>5701237
yeah i am
I like my body now so I have an urge to take pics
>>5701237
don't wanna get b&
but yeah i guess i am a slut
>>5701240
imma get b&
>>5701241
don't have panties bcuz i am too scared to buy them
>>5701244
my camera sucks but maybe thats a good thing
>>5701256
i wanna fuck too butttttt
ill get b&
I can't use my vpn (PIA) to post so i don't want to be blocked
>>5701203
looking at trumps hair gives me that sensation when you comb your scalp
>>5701228
>tfw 0/10 flat ass covered in blemishes
>>5701242
did you whisper it or something
>>5701265
upload a picture of your asshole somewhere then email it to me [email protected]
>>5701267
It looks so soft, like an angora bunny.
>>5701233
Are we just humans?
Or are we dancers?
>>5701265
put it on imgur lol
>>5701265
Lay your butt down on the bed.
I wanna fuck you while this song plays on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
>>5701265
>imma get b&
[email protected]
Nah.
>>5701278
already make the joke
>>5701283
my camera sucks
>>5701294
Yeah... I saw that just after I made my post. I was shitposting the IRC to hell and back.
>>5701295
spread asshole plz
>>5701293
blockers + low dose since 12.25.2014. doubled estrogen 5 months ago, it feels so great
>>5701221
Your doctor may be checking for a hormone imbalance or being conservative.
>>5701305
(4mg est + 200mg spiro)
>>5701267
im not doin' no emailin'
>>5701322
help me convince cybaslut to post asshole
>Dear anon
.>I cant eat I cant sleep I cant think.
>all I do is think of you, you are the most beautiful
>creature I have laid eyes on, and the pain that
>comes with not being able to touch your skin,
>to feel the warmth of your body is the most gut
>retching emotion I have ever experienced.
>I need you close to me, ever so close, to feel your
>breath on my neck, to feel your ear on my chest.
>to know you can hear that heart beat, that beat that
>is just for you. It calls to you, if feels your pain,
>and all it wishes to do is soothe what ever ales you.
>my mind loves you, and my heart needs you.
>I fall deep into despair at the relation that it will never be
>you choose to hide from me.
>the pain anon.
>the pain
>>5701318
I want him to touch one of these things.
>>5701322
no nips, asshole, or genitalia on 4chan right?
>>5701332
Unlimited power.
>>5701333
nips are posted all the time
just post an unsee of your asshole and genitalia
>>5701333
you can link to images on blueboards
just post an unsee.cc link
as long as you dont upload it and post it here, its fine
>>5701332
Would it work with a wig though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYndBvhz8hU
Not this shit again. This is beyond pathetic, just fuck off to chaturbate or something.
What is the most trans genre of music?
>>5701349
folk punk
>>5701349
progressive anything
>>5701344
I guess it would depend on whether the wig has the same electric conductivity as real hair. Actually he's rich enough that if it is a wig I'd assume that it's made of real hair anyways, so yes.
>>5701349
vaporwave cus the inventor is a tranny and she lives in portland
it only makes sense
>>5701347
Sorry, Kayla.
>>5701336
according to the state of minnesota l am male so fuck it
>>5701350
That or electro anything.
>>5701356
Why haven't you fucked Vecktroid?
>>5701359
would suck on/10
>>5701359
jelly of those boobs
You ever notice how every surgeons' work is similar and you can almost accurately match a random post-surgery crotch to it's surgeon?
All someone has to mention is their surgeon and you suddenly know what their vagina looks like :^)
>>5701366
I bet you have.
>>5701359
I'm very quickly falling in love with you.
>>5701359
>your titties are bigger than mines even though we both started around the same time and dosage
not fair desu
also how do you hide it outside of home?
>>5701365
according to the state of Minnesota l am male
>>5701366
thx
>>5701368
bigger than my mom, smaller than my sister, and still growing i hope
>>5701371
DELETE THIS
>>5701376
give me your skype
>>5701376
LEWD LEWD LEWD
>>5701376
i want to fuck you but since i don't live near you let's settle for being friends
Am I AGP for enjoying living in boymode 24x7 in public. Hiding my breasts and keeping my hair short like a reverse trap.
Hey,I havent started transition yet,but do you think I will pass as a girl?I will turn 20 next year and people keep saying that after 20 its hard to pass,that scares me to death.
Everyone says im rather femine but I ask here because I assume people here is extremely honest due to anonimity ,so please be a bully if necessary
>>5701378
Yume please just tell me what it was like?
>>5701388
No it just means you are a man and need to leave this general.
>>5701392
>that makeup
trip on kayla
>>5701391
If you told me you were already on HRT, I'd believe you and be jealous.
You'll do fantastic.
>>5701391
probably
you look like me but healthier
>>5701393
I'm not a man though. I only pass as male in the most baggy clothes, and I'm hoping to get SRS by this Christmas.
>>5701376
How long ya been going?
>>5701391
I don't think so. Ask yourself, if you don't pass, and you're seen as girlly looking dude, is that unacceptable to you? Remember, you're already seen as a girly looking dude.
>>5701396
>Kayla invented vaporwave.
Woah.
>>5701388
No, you're AAP. You're a male ftm basically.
(You) this post if your crinkling in your diapey right now and being a good girl for your mommy/daddy
>>5701406
If Kayla had done any such thing we'd have heard about it from her already. (Actually I'm surprised that she hasn't claimed to have invented vaporwave anyways.)
>>5701374
tshirt, shirt, then sweater. sports bra if just tshirt
sorry guys I don't have skype and i would recommend you don't either. it has numerous security problems (it is designed to be insecure) including leaking ip addresses which can let people know your rough location
this was me before hormones. hormones are magic
>>5701418
Tox me nudes.
>>5701418
what's a better program than skype that lets you call?
headpats are ______
>>5701418
Honest question, how much of the shaft do you have to include in a photo before it's no longer suitable for a blue board?
>>5701424
something I will never receive
>>5701424
nothing compared to buttpats
>>5701424
A relationship goal
>>5701428
I'de pet your head you seem like a nice lady
>>5701424
magic
>>5701424
For a certain cutie when she finally comes to my house.
>>5701421
has tox been audited?
>>5701392
STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
THIS
NOW
>>5701388
>tfw you want to be a male who looks like a cisgirl who is trying but fails to look like a boy
A B S T R A C T
>>5701439
S K Y P E
>>5701434
does signal allow voice?
>>5701407
>male ftm
Wait is that real? I mean, I want to be a girl. I want my atrophied genitals to be replaced, I want my breasts to get at least to a b cup, I think I'm pretty.
But I love short hair, baggy clothes, just doing male things. I'm only into women (trans women are fine too ofc, so long as I'm always the pitcher), in bed I love to top with a strap-on. Especially really girly and dainty women.
I'm basically a dyke lesbian, and hopefully by the end of this year I will really be a dyke lesbian.
>>5701376
would u date a middle class trans girl that didn't pass
>>5701446
>STOP
>TALKING
>ABOUT
>THIS
>NOW
SPILL
THE
BEANS
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEX UP VEKTROID.
YES OR NO YUME
>>5701424
>tfw noone to give me headpats and me pretend i dont like them when i secretly love them
>>5701418
do you use hangouts or anything like that i feel like if im internet buddies with you some of your sexiness will rub off on me
>>5701449
tranisition into a woman then transition into an ftm man where they just scoop some fat out of your ass and turn it into a penis
>>5701446
okay what happened between yume and that musician?
I don't like skype though and I scrub my metadata/ip from stuff so I can control who knows where I live
>>5701449
I was joking mainly, but yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a transwoman that dresses or acts that way. I mean, ciswomen do all those things too.
I think I would hatefuck my former self
>>5701460
teach mtfg your ways of security
more transgirls need to be aware of how to be secure so yeah please teach us
Alternative hypothesis: yume didn't sleep with vektroid, yume IS vektroid.
>>5701459
I don't want a penis though, I already had one that was pretty big but I succesfully assassinated it and now it's just waiting to be turned into a vag.
Strap ons are more fun than penises desu, they can vibrate, come in colours, sizes, shapes. I can't wait to use one of those strap ones that also slip into your vag.
So is it just chaser and desperate attention whore general at this time?
>>5701467
its devolved into that lately
>>5701463
wipe metadata from pics you upload, use secure chat apps (as in not telegram, skype, whatsapp, imessage). theres a lot of stuff but you could find out quicker by just reading up on it.
>>5701464
I think yume tried to sleep with vektroid but wasn't A E S T H E T I C enough for vekt and yume got turned down.
Alternately, Vekt said yes but yume got scared off when she realized Vekt has a 12 inch marble pillar for a dick and Vekt only tops.
Perhaps Vekt is the reason why yume doesn't like anal. She lost her anal virginity to Vekt.
>>5701462
No hate here, but I'd kick 'his' ass if he doesn't stop being an indecisive twit and start HRT already. No sexy times until then, it's for 'his' own good.
I want a cute boy to hold me and tell he loves me as I fall asleep in his arms desu
>>5701473
>not telegram
What happened to telegram? It used to be secure, did it not?
>>5701471
There was a time when it wasn't? Well, I guess there was the whole "transbians GTFO" saga way back when...
>>5701477
meet me candidly in real life and we can make this happen
>>5701477
I will be that boy, if you accept that eventually I won't look like a boy anymore.
>>5701473
>wipe metadata from pics you upload
dunno how
>secure chat apps
i have a feeling googling 'best secure chat apps' wouldn't help much, anything you recommend?
>>5701486
>it never was secure
Glad I never used it then.
I use the most secure chat program ever created, completely incapable of being compromised.
It's called having no friends to talk to.
>>5701429
I'll give you something to compare...
>>5701418
phew, i thought this was recent, good thing it wasnt.
slaying enemies
felling foes
overcoming challenges
>>5701500
>laying enemies
>fellating foes
>coming over challenges
>>5701416
>tfw I wrote a genuine post to Kayla asking her to be my Valentine and she ignored it, after complaining about nobody wanting to be her Valentine
Not even Kayla wants me. Just die my sleep already.
>>5701503
>tfw no precum covered foe to fellate
>>5701506
just repost when she comes back
>>5701444
Probably not, it's a dead project anyways.
>>5701510
>implying he's not here at all times
>>5701490
right click file>properties>details>remove properties and personal information
I use signal for a chat app
>>5701494
you win senpai
>>5701496
I'd kill myself without hesitation
Who do I play as /mtfg/?
>>5701513
signal doesnt seem to be a thing for computers
>>5701515
murica
>>5701515
us or japan
>>5701510
I don't know maybe, it was kind of spur of the moment.
>>5701515
r u s s i a
>>5701495
im gonna "pat" your butt with this
>>5701515
CommuneofFranGermanEmpireUnionofBritain
vs
CanadUnitedStatesofAmericJapan
The war to end all wars.
>>5701513
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>5701515
Where's Canada, eh?
>>5701518
https://whispersystems.org/blog/signal-desktop/
>>5701526
Implying the Socialist French and British would ally with Conservative German Empire
>>5701519
>>5701520
>>5701524
2 voting America
Gonna have to with it
Sorry Russia ;~;
>>5701528
Next to America
different flag though
why am i so happy rn
>>5701528
It's right there you hoser, don't fuckin' use the sacred word for such lunacy. I'll jersy your ass, buddy.
>>5701529
Gross, can you stop posting these. Go to /b/ if you want to do that shit. I'm sure you'll get more pathetic gay guys there.
>>5701534
i don't know.
>>5701541
>pathetic gay guys there.
Gay guys arent attracted to mtfs
>>5701529
oh, thank you
does this allow voice chat though?
>>5701534
Because I just told you that I love you.
>>5701541
Just use the filter option no need to be a cunt
i wanna put my gt into a qt's butt
>>5701545
no but you can send mp3s
>>5701525
Well? What are you waiting for? I'm right here...
>>5701529
>tfw tits disappear from the front too
what a plague
i'm only 4 months in tho so i hope it improves ;_;
>>5701515
Alright for this game what should I do?
Keep democracy or become military dictatorship?
I want to pat everyone in mtfg's head!
>>5701566
unify your lands under an imperialist empire
>>5701571
So let General MacArthur take over the USA?
>>5701567
i would break your hand.
>>5701562
i lifted my arms above my head
>>5701562
it will improve though. just give it time
>>5701574
replace him with Conald Eugene Petersen and yes
>>5701578
My sympathies for those shoulders
>>5701582
Can't
but I'll take over Mexico and Canada tho
>>5701586
oh ok cool i hate spics
>>5701588
Hey I can go further and remove spics from both North and South America
>>5701591
we dont even need a wall
do it, its gods work
can you kill corea too
>>5701442
>>5701594
Why Korea?
>ywn bludgeon a normie to death with your cis stompers
>>5701583
they are gross
>>5701600
why not?
>>5701600
Post that image one more time and see what happens. I fucking dare you.
>>5701601
>tfw you will bludgeon a darkie to death with your niggerstompers
>>5701609
>darkie
Is that you grandma? I didn't know you posted on 4chan.
>>5701606
>>5701506
I read it, it was very sweet but my step dad had hit my mom and shit hit the fan so I had to go
I really want to move out now. please someone let me borrow a couch
>>5701613
kayla why does everyone hate you
>>5701611
>unironically not being racist
>>5701613
No one wants you rubbing your dick on their furniture.
>>5701618
good meme thank you for posting it.
tranny here, is there a kegeshi or cam room you guys hang out in anymore?
>>5701618
>unironically being racist
look at the widdle wewfag who just found /b/ and /pol/ weren't the only boards. Isn't that adorable.
>>5701620
im 21 and legally male sooooooooo
>>5701613
>kayla using a serious scenario that I relate to personally for her joke drama theme
please just fucking leave
>>5701616
because I lash out at passing trans girls who have nice comfortable lives
I really feel mtfg should be for mtfs who are struggling. If someone passes and is full time then fuck them, they are literally in a dream world fueled by fun and happiness so they can fuck off and die as far as I am concerned, I am still in the trench warfare of transition and its hellllll
i want someone to grope my tits
>>5701625
tell that to the women of Cologne Germany,
>>5701629
go back to pol plz
>>5701628
>I really feel mtfg should be for mtfs who are struggling.
that will certainly give struggling mtf's hope seeing nothing but sad sacks. no one wants to see a hope for a good future
>>5701613
If I could, Kayla, I really would offer you my couch. You need to get out of there for your own sake.
>>5701629
That's very masculine of you bro
>>5701632
same
all the girls ive been fucking have been complete subs with v. little initiative and it sucks ._.
>>5701613
sorry kayla i'd let you sleep on my couch but my experiences have not been positive with trannies on my couch
>>5701613
come to new york and share my bed
we can cuddle :3
>>5701638
thanking Of You
>>5701633
And he spends so much effort regurgitating his widdle wubble's uneducated maymays.
It's like an adorable puppy trying to look innocent after pissing the carpet. You can't help feel a bit bad when you're beating it with the newspaper.
>>5701636
oh and mtfs with vaginas is a good thing for those who can't afford it? a vagina isn't based on how bad you want it, its based on if your grandparents left you enough will money. I say fuck happy trans girls. they are happy off of a farce, they never worked for it, it was given to them
>>5701646
kayla aggressively grope my tits and choke me pls
>>5701646
that's bad logic. also who said they didn't work for it
why are you all so starved for sex
>>5701646
no you're right Kaylo Ren, I should be inspired by a punch of NEETs and no hopers sitting in their rooms taking hormones and anime posting.
>>5701640
plz be gentle
>>5701627
( *´・ω)/(;д; ) hug me
>>5701646
Tell me Kayla, who do you think has their shit in order and has figured this stuff out
A trans woman who has had surgery, or one who thinks California doesn't cover it
A trans woman who has been full time for years, or one who still isn't after seven years
A trans woman who lives on her own, or one who is too afraid of South Central to move out of her hick town
A trans woman who pulls off transition in the reddest of bible belt states, or one who fails at it in Cali
>>5701650
not allowed to be into trans girls, read the archive. Apernetly dating a trans girl would make me Kayla a agp so I have to turn down any offers because trip off lilly and elanna and oddish says so
>>5701643
no proof such bed exists
>>5701642
I don't do drugs or play music so I am not like any tranny you have known
>>5701618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuWKTDzaGtc
Racial equality.
>>5701645
I'm sorry that you are too blinded by the liberal media to ever think for yourself
>>5701605
Let's get their gook asses
but first I gotta deal with the Second American Civil War
>>5701663
And he thinks he's thinking for himself by being a contrarian fascist hipster.
Isn't that little conspiracy face so cute.
>>5701663
no one cares about your stupid ideas
>>5701661
what do you mean i obviously have a bed
where do you think I sleep?
>>5701662
>>5701663
I want to have sex with anderson cooper soooo badly
He's soooooooooooooooooooooo hot omg
>>5701657
i like to cuddle, don't worry
>there are people who don't see how men are inferior
i don't get it
>>5701651
>who said they didn't work for it
I fucking said. Elanna had Canada tax payers fund her vagina and Lilly had her grammy fund her vagina so no, that doesn't fucking equal work in my book. Work is when sweat blood and pain is infuckingvested in something
>>5701659
California is as red neck as anywhere else in murrica, its totally trans hostile here
>tfw want to masturbate but no dildo and hate benis
>>5701676
And yet you're not willing to get a job and put the sweat blood and pain into getting it done.
>>5701662
I'd laugh at Shapiro getting beaten up without remorse, hth
Shapiro is the nerd who passive aggressively insults everyone in HS and wonders why the jocks shove him in lockers and the Stacys don't want to date him ironically.
>>5701667
I'm thinking more for myself than someone who gobbles liberal propaganda as fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9vo8g8eVgo
you guys are all fucking retards. there's nothing wrong with being trans, you're just all retarded, hyper-sexed weeaboos.
>>5701620
i'm not the same person also i'm 19 tbqh
if you want 16 year old boys try pookie :^)
>>5701676
Lilly won a Grammy?
What do you call it when you really want to hold someone, but there with someone else rn
>>5701686
Wait, who said there's anything wrong with being trans? (Other than the dysphoria and shit of having to deal with how other people treat you for being trans, I mean.)
No contest about the retarded hyper-sexed weeaboos comment, though.
>>5701679
pls respond
>>5701679
>loofa handle
>toothbrush
>even a fucking waterballon halfway filled with water
u fucking noob
>>5701690
yume and gem.
>>5701646
you're presenting some satirical internet persona right?
you're not like actually a real person who is like this all the time right?
this is all a farce isn't it?
>>5701690
Grass is greener? Distance makes the heart go fonder? One in the sack is worth two in the bush? Fuck, I'm not sure, there has to be a phrase for it though.
>>5701690
reverse jealousy?
