>tfw you will always be a dumb faggot - edition
last one
>>5691283
some poll I don't give a shit about but was posted near post limit
http://strawpoll.me/6767029
>>5692378
>no femboys are gross option
Not gonna vote if you're gonna be exclusive.
>>5692378
>tfw will always be alone
#cutieswithkittens
>>5692398
Why don't you lift weights?
>>5692394
sorry I just realized I should've had a "neither" option. please don't hate me
>>5692405
Don't let it happen again.
>shave
>face gets rounder and fatter
I shouldn't have listened to my bf
>>5692403
My wrists pooped out
Happened last year, it's hard to work out when you hate running and your hands are fucky
>>5692394
>fembois
>gross
What are you, twelve?
>implying you wouldn't fuck all three of them
>>5692411
Everyone knows not to shave completely.
>tfw no oshie bf
>>5692429
Tfw no bf at all :\
>>5692425
The redhead maybe if I were drunk and blind, but no thanks.
>>5692398
don't shit talk yourself like that
you'll find a fat and disgusting bf some day ^_^
>>5692435
What type of guys are you into?
I think we would have fun...
>>5692425
I mean
We all have our tastes.
I have never been nor do I think i ever will be attracted to anyone who looks like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v9Cug52Wus
do you support gay artists, gaygen?
#ripbalanceandchristopherson ;-;
>>5692425
Absofruitly disgust.
>>5692447
Gay artists always make everything about filthy sex
So no
>>5692443
Haha thanks anon
Y-y-ou too :3c
>>5692425
If the red head had the ass of the one on the left.
>hnnnnng
>>5692446
I usually like twinky/femmy guys, but those three are fucking cartoons lmao.
>>5692444
I like guys who get trips :3 i prefer more twinky guys but im not picky tbqh
>>5692425
all 3 of them, supe cute
middle reminds me of hitler
>>5692459
you are wrong but it's okay because who has never been wrong?
>>5692472
Don't reply to me
>>5692436
>>5692446
This is the face of peak degeneracy. If you live without an appreciation for twinks, and most of all the hallowed Brazilian Femboi Trio, you shouldn't live at all imo.
>>5692478
Is it ok if I only don't like the one on the right
>>5692447
Coil is shit
I like Judas Priest though, so I do in fact support gay artists
>>5692425
This is so eerie.
>>5692474
please let me kiss you
>>5692490
>Coil is shit
don't reply to me, do you hear me? fucking dickhead
>>5692491
He kind of looks likes the blonde guy from One Direction
>>5692466
I mean, I got after guys like SP is posting, physically, and just hope they aren't bear4bear.
I'm a waif myself, i'm just super not attracted to other fems.
tfw no bearbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5E-pV6nwNQ
Don't date biscum
>>5692378
I dont like femboys but i voted anyway
>>5692484
In the Christian tradition, can you love the Father, the Son, but not the Holy Spirit? No. Thus, it is impossible to revere only the Assed-One and the Blonde without also honoring his Gingerness.
Unless you want to be a filthy fucking heretic, of course.
>>5692491
Ok Jupp I was thinking hobbit, but damn if you are not right.
>>5692490
I like Judas Priest, but come on. Coil's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cNeatFn3q0
How can you like "Breakin' the Law" and not this chorus?
GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD
>>5692524
But in Christianity they're all the same
It more like worshipping Jesus ,Mary and not Joseph
>>5692467
Im pretty good at getting repeating numbers...
Im a fuzzy little bear though but im cute...
>>5692523
What a good sport. Did you just replace "femboy" with "guys in general"?
>>5692518
can we get a lyrical text I can't understand a damn thing he's saying.
>>5692425
I wish I had the self confidence and social adeptness to be that camp and swishy
the flamboyant swishy femme twink life seems like such a halcyon existence
>>5692542
Heard about your wife and kids where we slept
Felt their mouths with stitches at that were slowly lit
Capture uniform this time because I couldn't quit
Haven't felt the ground so cold without getting sick
And I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
It's a possibility to live without lips
Kleenex love to fill right up with all the broken kids
I swore I drank your piss that night to see if I could live
But my wrists couldn't stand the light that we missed
And I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
You're only coming out because you came back in
You're only coming out 'cause you came back in
I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
>>5692524
God, the trinity is stupid.
The amount of fights over whether it's three separate entities, three separate embodiments of one entity, or just all one entity... haha.
>>5692425
The one on the right for sure. The other two look a little too... ethnic for me.
>>5692547
Yeah but they probably also get harassed a lot more by homophobes because they're so overtly gay.
>>5692471
>middle reminds me of hitler
wat
hi
>>5692491
And just like an Ocampa, he's dead nine years hence.
>>5692562
You heard the man.
>>5692540
Add me on kik!
>>5692491
Looks more like King Joffrey to me
>>5692571
O ok ill make one bby.
Im sure youll like what you see if you like muscles and hair.
>>5692569
I laughed at this and I really shouldn't have.
>>5692496
here's your reply
>>5692537
not feeling it to be honest
Coil = the most tryhard shit ever
>>5692590
"photoshop"
>>5692582
>4 u
>>5692562
he does tho
>>5692539
They're three parts of one whole. Without one of the parts, you lack the whole. Could you imagine a Christian revering the Father and the Holy Spirit, but not the Son? Thus, your argument is theologically baseless and absolutely heretical. Burn yourself at the stake to be honest.
>>5692547
>camp
>swishy
>halcyon
Where are you from, anon? That's some unique English. Nonetheless, I sympathize with you. But doesn't the grass always seem greener on the other side? More likely and not those swishy twinks sometimes long lead normal lives, where they're valued as people instead of sex objects.
>>5692559
>not wanting to conquer some native brazilian bunda for the glory of Europe
l m a o
k u c k
>>5692612
*long to lead
>>5692425
Kill all fags with fire
>>5692612
Guys
I found the protestant
Being a socially awkward individual...
What's the best way to get a bf?
>>5692649
/gaygen/ :3
Else tinder
>>5692635
Don't you micks try to kill those?
>>5692649
therapy to become a normally functioning person
>>5692649
find someone online
>>5692425
I'm all for twinks but I see this pic all the time and all three of them are fucking disgusting desu.
>>5692696
yeah haha honestly they are not a good representation of twinks/fems. they all look like they have herpes.
>>5692683
I feel like you're going downhill emotionally, Puppers. I'm a little concerned.
>>5692660
>>5692686
I think I don't really like online relationships
I mean, I've tried... They're ok I guess... It's cool to interact with someone else
But I don't know.
>>5692670
Salut
>>5692683
I'm almost sure that no therapy will work on me
I mean I'm ok with who am, I'm not necessarily antisocial.
I'm just weird...
I guess I'm the typical "I'm so special" kind of guy with my awkwardness
>>5692598
Nah.
Surely you can admit their Hellraiser theme was a fuckin' banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_R-mXRONh0
>>5692715
It's not supposed to be online forever
You meet online and if you connect, you can plan and meet up and live happily ever after
>>5692715
Français?
tfw 10 minutes bouncing on a dildo had me shooting cum
I guess thats what happens when you don't fap for 5 days
>>5692761
Im surprised it didn't break because you're one fat motherfucker.
>>5692683
what a bully
what happened?
>>5692786
heh
>>5692425
Are they even of legal age?
>>5692801
they are like 20 nigger
>>5692830
Is that Justin Bieber before the tattoos?
>>5692827
i wouldn't! i'm too much of a punk ass bitch
the most i'd do is talk shit behind someone's back then cry if they ever found out
>>5692830
stop please
>>5692842
Sooo basically like a female?
>>5692830
that guy is so qt
>>5692847
Don't put ideas in his head, he's clearly in a fragile state at the moment.
>>5692869
I love you sludge...
Gimmie dem cheeks boiyim.
>>5692425
bum bum be dum bum bum be dum bum
>>5692845
?????
>>5692878
are you cute? what's your story? give skype, come to
L A
A
>>5692888
>being this desperate
thats why I like you, you are desperate
>>5692895
i'm only desperate if you're cute
>>5692900
>implying
>>5692900
bte finding a bf is easier when you dont have high standards
>>5692924
Like they'll actually believe you.
I just submitted my absentee ballot for Donald Trump! What dumb shit have you done today gaygen?
>>5692801
Does it matter?
>>5692801
those guys don't look at all underage desu
like, even Tommy Anders looks younger than them, particularly the guy on the right
That one on the right looks like some uncanny valley shit desu
>>5692610
I don't see it
>>5692961
maybe they meant actual hitler
>>5692961
Hitler I love you btw.
You gained my respect one hundred percent.
You are a legitimate alpha male.
>>5692975
Just saying were cool now.
>>5692975
>Still don't see it
Your mind's in disturbia.
>>5692979
Do we know each other?
>>5693055
um its anonymous???????
are actual gay guys usually booty bothered when people say faggot? because i don't think i can kick the habit. i really really like the word faggot... and tranny... ;~;
>>5693153
To me, it's a cringeworthy meme word at this point, unless I know it's coming from someone homophobic.
>>5693147
are you a qt twink
post ass
>>5693153
Depends on the context. Usually if I hear it at work I can get fanny flustered.
>>5693153
If someone called me a faggot to insult me for being gay then yeah, but otherwise not really. As for tranny I don't get offended but I see where others could.
;
>>5693191
You're going to want to watch yourself with "tranny," though. Most trans people will get super screechy if the hear it.
>>5692649
1. Install Grindr
2. Abandon all standards and self respect
3. Cling on to the first cock that comes your way
>>5693205
ughhhhhhh i feel like i would get the ok though maybe? as a twink? not that i break too many gender norms in public, right now, but idk i feel like censoring me isn't going to help anyone. ;~;
anyone need a bj?
>>5693153
why do you still post here you fucking subhuman? you take hormones, you don't belong here
>>5693235
kleinboy go to bed.
>>5693235
>>5693235
>hitler-looking guy with murderous stare offering a bj
uhhhh
>>5693240
nice meme, girl. :^)
>>5693243
Its like he doesnt even want that son bp
>>5693261
That's from my gindr
and no, I did not
>>5693191
cringed irl desu senpai
>>5693272
>all these anti-faggot gays
c'mon... it's our nigger. we served our nickel. Reagan killed enough of us... we deserve faggot.
>>5693287
Are you a qt?
>>5693287
and you wonder why you're single
>>5693292
she looks like a butch lesbian thanks to all those hormones she takes
>>5693287
actually pretty funny tbqh
>>5693307
hi niq
>>5693222
Booger, I'm not telling you how to conduct yourself, just to be mindful. No matter how cute of a twink you may be, some don't give half a shit.
>>5693262
>23%
Charge your damn phone already.
who needs my butt?
>>5693328
>Yoshi amiibo
Yuck.
>>5693328
honestly he looks so fucking immature how is anyone attracted to this shit he doesnt even have an ass and he's lying down your ass is supposed to be pushed up when you're lying down which means when standing up he has a negative ass and holy fuck he picked the worst color 3DS
post more images I like rambling
>>5693328
You can cuddle me tbqh
>>5693328
>that ass
That ain't even a pancake. That's a crepe.
>>5693345
lmao who cares
post more faggots trying to be cute im ready for round 2
>inb4 someone posts my face
>>5693345
Kill yourself!
>>5693345
Jealous t b h
No bully
>the trannies have a map and we dont
what happened gays? how did y'all fall this far
>>5693153
I've had boys stop talking to me because of my liberal use of the word.
>>5693364
lmao how the fuck is that mass effect alien lookin bitch blending into the fucking wall but yet still standing out in such a hideous way like who the fuck thought shaving off most of your head except certain parts and dipping the ends poison black was a good idea?? and why does she have so many piercings did she get one for every time she disappointed her family? and dont even get me started on that cumslut with a fucking moustache, i bet each fucking strand has its own sti and how damn desperate do you have to be to let the ugliest butch you know rub her dry ass clit over your crusty ass like smdh family
>>5693359
There was a map but it got trolled and then people got lazy
>>5693364
Where did you get that picture of me
>played basketball
>hung out with friends
>ate pizza
>boyfriend maybe???
>got another kiss
I feel kind of dumb for being so pleased with myself
Just a warning everyone.
Oshie is a qt with nice thighs.
>>5693388
>read comment maybe???
>wonder how the fuck you condensed everything into the most boring statements???
>>5693388
>boyfriend maybe???
>got another kiss
spill, hunty
>>5693398
trip on josh
some questions from someone who identifies with "faggot":
is the correct term "queer"?
what's the deal with gay tops? do they like putting their penis in something that is not ostensibly made for it?
are they attracted to effeminate qualities? hence the use of the word "boy" instead of "man" or "guy"
whats the ratio between tops and bottoms? do i have a chance with the person i am interested in?
>>5693398
Plssssssss :*)
>>5693404
>gay guys don't like it when I use anti gay slurs
>it's their fault
k
>>5693410
no one ever uses queer, that's some faggoty shit
no you dont have a chance with the person you're interested in, just an hero today
>>5693404
>but i guess that's more on them...
But I also say gaycunt, poof, etc.
Here's a story. Was talking to this boy, he texts me one night just as I'm off to the hospital because sore stomach. Tell him I'll text him the next day. This is what I send him:
"Hi this is the doctors from the hospital, anon was admitted last night with a severe case of faggotry".
He tells me to never talk to him again, haha.
>>5693408
Not Joshie. He doesn't like his thighs.
>>5693430
He probs thought you meant you had AIDS desu
>>5693426
will obsessing over everything he does without directly interacting with him help?
>>5692541
Actually no, said " ok if i HAD to pick a femboy what style would I chose?"
>>5693430
haha holy shit. why the fuck would that be a dealbreaker for him? jesus, and i thought i was sensitive.
someone pls sing this song for me on vocaroo
>>5693448
Nein, he had told me he didn't like me saying faggot and, well, that was carte blanche for me to keep saying it, really.
>>5693467
I miss being 13.
>>5693473
what's it like being that old without any sense of purpose tbqh
>>5693467
You dodged a bullet with him then
>>5693467
>tfw you use faggot as a sperm of endearment
>>5693400
People asked for updates a couple of threads ago, but I didn't want to flood the place so I gave a condensed version. Sorry!
>>5693405
>after basketball go get pizza with friends
>only out to a couple of really close friends, haven't really talked to them about crushes or anything like that
>new guy who doesn't know anything makes a joke about how my friend and I have an "epic bromance" and referred to us as boyfriends
>probably meant to piss us off but it had the opposite effect
>I apparently start turning red and everyone teases me
>Later it's just the two of us hanging out and he says that he didn't want to say so in front of anyone in case I didn't want him to, but I could tell people he was my boyfriend if I wanted
>totally floored but happy
>hang out as usual only way more comfortable with touching him now
>wind up making out for a good while
>heavy petting some
>wind up getting kind of overwhelmed
>it's embarrassing as fuck but he's cool with it
I already want to do it again or even do more. Maybe. I'm garbage.
>>5693493
>>Later it's just the two of us hanging out and he says that he didn't want to say so in front of anyone in case I didn't want him to, but I could tell people he was my boyfriend if I wanted
awww
>>5693455
I'm a bit rough, I guess and when I know people are sensitive I pounce. If someone was bullied or whatever, different story. If they're just a pussy? Yeah, nah, fuck you, faggot!
>>5693460
>were you getting cummies pumped from your stomach
No, but you can come round and pump me fill it you want.
>>5693473
Being 13 what?
>lolz
>kek
>msn messenger
>>5693480
>refusing to listen to him than faggot
>>5693481
No I just say it, I can't help it.
Also how can you not call a boy a faggot as he's taking ya dick? How can you literally not?
>>5693490
That's pretty much it, lad.
Also, with my thighs and glutes how could I not call other boys faggots?
I want to join this secret club, where do I submit?
>>5693490
LMAO
>>5693521
Post thighs and glutes to verify faggotry
>>5693533
Jesus, faggot.
I postem them in the last thread.
Faggot.
>>5693527
post face, we'll let you know if your application is accepted
>>5693527
You gotta post face or nudes
>>5693539
You can never have enough sluts posting their thighs and gloots desu
>>5693540
>post face
Yes, let's.
People post face pics.
>>5693527
>where do I submit
In bed usually. Get down on all fours.
>>5693550
This is a very Senpai post
>>5693550
Icky.
>>5693561
k bai
>>5693544
You start then I'll follow, Oshie.
Us Kiwis will take over the thread.
>>5693508
I feel kind of dumb for getting nervous again, but I'm still pretty happy about it. He didn't seem upset by it or anything.
>>5693567
I'll guess I'll stay as a lurker
If I posted pics, I would probably get laughed at
Perfect thread title for me to come home to. I dun fucked up at school. I spilled my spaghetti. A qt hit on me and I sperged at every possible opportunity. Fuck. Maybe I'll see him again next time I attend class.
>>5693578
How long til he fingers your butt?
>>5693595
Nah just do it, fgt.
>>5693570
Im sunburnt though!
>>5693602
Tell us everything
>>5693602
It's ok, even if you spaghettied out before you can fix that.
First impressions matter but they're not everything
>>5693621
Fuck sake, Joseph.
Fine, I'll start it off, then.
>>5693578
So adorable. How embarrassed were you, what were you embarrassed by? Do you think you will be able to go further next time, or do you want to stick with kissing and petting for now?
>>5693605
I'm still kind of debating it, but I feel a little better about the idea after shitposting on here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqMDiCz9_w
>>5693665
Just marry me pls
iktf
>>5693692
See, now that wasn't so hard was it? Faggot.
>post those glorious Anglo-Saxon thighs.
>>5693670
D'aww
>>5693717
Nooo im self concious .~.
>>5693626
>>5693653
>Smoke break during class
>outside vaping beside my motorcycle
>qt walks up to me asking if we took a class together
>tells me his name after I give him confused look
>Still confused look, tell him never seen him in my life
>I did see him before though
>I'm really nervous because I'm not supposed to be vaping on campus
>he says something and I make noncommittal response
>he keeps trying to make small talk
>I keep pulling spaghetti out of my pocket
>I'm really nervous and literally cannot remember anything he said
>Maybe something about hanging out
>Fuck my social anxiety
>eventually he leaves
>I'm relieved
>Not sure if he was really hitting on me or if I was nervous because probably gay qt was talking to me.
I'm not sure how much spaghetti was spilled, but I'm still nauseous over the encounter and it's been several hours. He might not have even been hitting on me. Maybe he'll make contact again.
>>5693746
>outside vaping beside my motorcycle
hahaha omg you edgy faggot
>tfw you were never the prettiest girl in school
>tfw you were never desired by all the boys
>>5693755
Tranny pls go
>>5693734
Shame.
They are nice, though, lad.
>>5693755
>tfw you were the cutest boy
>tfw you are now the cutest man
B)
>>5693755
>tfw you were the cutest boy
>tfw you were in denial and drove off all your admirers
if i could turn back time
>>5693781
>tfw you are the cutest boy and gay death is fast approaching
>>5693781
Post pics.
>>5693800
You like my thighs, fgt.
I'll be 22 in 10 days
still kissless
still a virgin
still in the closet
approaching gay death
panic attack sets in
>>5693804
Yeah and
>>5693667
It was embarrassing that I was that turned on from what little we were doing and it was getting to the point of no return if that makes sense. Either we had to slow down or I'd wind up getting off from just groping and a little dry humping. And the thought of doing that in front of him was a little embarrassing, too. He got it I think but I still kind of felt bad.
I think I might be ready to try more next time. But if he isn't, I'm pretty happy with the way things are.
>>5693727
It still feels kind of silly, but I guess if he really wanted to I might try it.
>>5693793
am I handsome enough for you?
>>5693800
I'm not some 16 year old edge master. I use vaping as an aid to stop smoking. It's the only thing that has worked for me, and I'll be stopping that soon too. I've been cigarette free for a year now. I'm fucking sick of having to pay for nicotine just so that I don't scream at people.
>>5693822
Is your name Caleb, Caleb?
>>5693822
Get some braces. Please.
>>5693815
Make sure you eat a high fiber diet from now on. Can you tell about how you met, and got into dating? I think you told before, but I'm not sure. I'm usually drinking when I browse and my memory is not so good when drunk.
is it true that just you should be on prep for hiv even if you have protected anal sex
>>5693873
well yeah a condom is guaranteed to prevent hiv 100% of the time, anon.
i plan on getting on it when i become sexually active again... if i ever do anyway...
>>5693917
isn't ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~;
>>5693917
That was a horrifying reveal
>>5693928
true, but niq thinks i look good in a skirt. ;~;
i only care about his opinions of me.
we're star-crossed lovers after all.
>watching carnaval
>mfw El Dorado car
Jesus Christ familia, I finally see the appeal of this whole thing.
>>5693850
I don't think I did. Mainly because it's nothing too exciting, really. We took a class together last semester and he sat near me. I kind of noticed him then and one day he came up to me before class and talked to me. We started talking after class, too. Then we started getting lunch or coffee a couple times a week after class.
By the end of the semester, we were hanging out together pretty regularly. Even outside of school. We stayed in contact all through winter break and he even got me a Christmas gift. (I got him one too but somehow wasn't expecting one.)
I really liked him by that point but wasn't really sure what to do about it because I wasn't out and I wasn't sure if he liked me or if he was just being friendly. I didn't want to be one of those assholes who assumed that a guy liked me just because he was gay or something.
So I was pretty surprised when we were at a party a few weeks ago and when I went outside to get some air, he went out with me and told me he liked me. I think we were both too stunned to do much about it right then, but he held my hand. Neither of us really know what we're doing, but he seems more confident about it than me, now.
>>5693969
Cute. I'm a sperg lord and any time a qt talks to me I assume they are into me. It really sounds like you have a nice thing going. I wish you the best, and remember: Keep us updated!
is anyone here hiv+
there must be at least one hiv+ anon itt
>>5693872
that pic actually does look like a chubster edward snowden
>>5694038
I haven't been tested recently, but I've only had one partner in that time. I'm probably pos. Fuck. I'm going to take the test soon.
>>5694012
If you smoke beside your motorcycle and are handsome, I'd probably be into you. I never got over my biker fetish after randomly watching Sons of Anarchy on tv a few years ago.
>tfw you find your trip
>>5694051
this post both disappoints and angers me
>>5694038
Whats the test for hiv require?
