>/gaygen/
Would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6LwBv-VjX8
>>5684545
Yeah, I must. Mustn't I?
Why is it difficult for people to understand that kissing and being affectionate in front of a single person is really fucking awkward and infuriating...
>>5684568
people in love are blind anon
>>5684546
>tfw no twinky brit or australian bf
I can't stand it
Hi boys
>>5684546
Absolutely, the future is now. Free samples for gaygen!
>>5684536#
What's it like bottoming for a 5'8 guy?
Curious as a guy on grindr wants to top me and he's 6 inches shorter then me.
>>5684575
if you buy me one of the OP thingies I will be your twinky brit longdistance bf
>>5684568
desu you need to get over yourself hunty
like it's obviously inappropriate to fuck around in front of other people but lil kisses and hugs and shit are normal
>>5684579
Use pillows or ways to make the height difference less awkward
>>5684568
My best friend did that to me when he first got his gf. I'd be in my room and he would bring her in to show her off. Talked a bit and then they start kissing which lead into makingout and I'm just sitting there thinking "what the fuck dude?".
I then jokingly said get the fuck out of my room and they did. True story.
>>5684575
Iktf an Australian bf would be perfect
>>5684564
If you must, then, to be quite frank, I don't think I could. But, given the opportunity, I might. Not sure how, though.
>>5684592
So a couple just fondling eachother and making out just to spite you and remind you how lonely they are....
>>5684602
You missed out on a mmf threesome.
>>5684602
noiiice
>>5684592
I think it's the same guy who's friends with his ex. Which is just plain dumb if he's getting super emotional about everything with his ex bf friend.
>>5684602
>tfw samurbi and kyle Harrington will never fuck while sp and jupp watch
;_;
>>5684592
I couldn't get through this film yesterday tbqh. The dialogue was unbearably cheesy and pretentious and the 'art student' fag has to be one of the most annoying characters I've seen in a while.
>>5684621
that's like 99% of homo movies tbqh
>>5684608
Yeah if I must. But you're starting to give mixed signals.
>>5684612
No thanks lol.
>>5684616
>mfw we'll never topped them
>>5684629
Its Because jupps love for you is too strong
>>5684623
True, but 'Weekend' was supposed to be a 'different' kind of gay film, which is why I tried watching it. It's just more of the same.
There are a few good gay films though.
How to deep throat
I met a [spoiler]girl[/spoiler] at a club and she had no gag reflex.
How come a gril has a better head game than me?
>>5684629
You still missed out on a mmf threesome. You could've been the one in charge and decided what goes where.
>>5684614
I don't have any attachment.
But I've asked him a few times to stop. I come over to spend time with him, not to watch them make out.
If they can separate for 2 hours, it would be nice.
>>5684637
The few good gay films end up being unbearably short, or just mediocre in comparison to other movies not in the same genre tbqh
>>5684648
They wouldn't participate.
You would though BIG guy ;)
>>5684588
>I mean how tall are we talking about?
I was sixteen at the time (and lost my virginity to him), I just remember him being really tall compared to me, but I couldn't guess his height.
>>5684648
I don't know. I didn't want to sever all connections because the reason we broke up was because we didn't have any romantic closeness, just like brothers who enjoyed incest instead of a legit couple.
>>5684656
R-really
:3c
Who else is ready to die?
>>5684672
not me
I have too much to read
and I still haven't found a man capable of getting me to put a book down tbqh
What do people mean when they say they like british accents? There are so many...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YDX6bT5Wh2
>>5684649
Pssst hey. Hey!
....go make new friends. Ones you haven't fucked/been fucked by. Boom no more problems.
>>5684640
Simply gross. He was my broest of bros. Then he got her preggo and then things just died off.
I've been spying on a gay bear community forum...
They deem bearded in-shape gingers the top of the crop. Why is this? They spill their spaghettis for all the bearded gingers.
No one seems to care for blonde bearded guys or black guys or asians. It's all about the gingers or other brown/black-hair bearded white guys.
>>5684683
You could have save him by turning him from bro to homo
>>5684694
kween
stop trying to conduct shitty sociology experiments and just go get laid
you sound like those annoying fags who wont shut the fuck up about society meanwhile they're the pickiest virgins tbqh
>>5684683
The broest of bros are often where mmf threesomes happen. Most people don't go looking from the outside they go looking where they know people can keep their mouthes shut. And when bros are involved they expect no gossip but the deed.
Do str8s even realize how easy dating is when you're straight.
So jelly
>>5684704
how much of a shut in are you...
Anons, you have a $25 Visa Gift Card. What do you buy with it?
Also, first for nekobois.
>>5684726
You tell me?
>>5684683
I'm trying, and I have 4 in the works, at least
>>5684744
Probably a gift for my mister.
>>5684744
I use it to pay for $25 worth of something decent that costs more desu like what can you even buy for $25
>>5684704
what are you talking about. Dudes brag about fucking girls all the time. But when it comes to doing mmf stuff or anything sexual with another man, they stop bragging because they'll get called fags for it.
I just want to be touched tbqh
I want to know that somebody actually wants me.
Why does nobody post selfies in these threads?
>>5684748
at least 6 months it sounds like tbqh
>>5684744
nekobois are gross
and I'd probably buy food for my man because he's the only one dumb enough to think getting a 25 visa gift card is a good idea
just being honest
>>5684771
We get bullied and hated on.
>>5684771
its embarassing + attentionseeking
and people keep on saving all of my pictures to bully me with them later
>>5684771
tripfags do it all the time
>>5684771
>putting your face on the internet
I post non-face selfies all the time tho
>>5684771
I'll start
here's me
>>5684771
B/c then your face turns into an ironic meme
>>5684786
>mfw newfags will fall for this
>>5684762
Read my post again, because that was exactly my point. These things usually never happens in any other way than through close friendships. Like a couple sitting in their sauna with a friend and things never spoken about again. Or a couple kissing and fondling in front of a friend just to have memories to look back on.
>>5684744
a bf
>>5684774
I'm a closet shut in, and have been for years. I'm out drinking every day.
>>5684744
Omg is that a neko version of Yuki?
>>5684777
lmao reminds me of that dude who literally spent 50 hours with the blemish brush just on his selfie
>>5684546
Anybody know how long until we have sexbots? Ones that look real and can hold a decent conversation, as well as take care of all my household chores. How can I help make this dream a reality?
>>5684848
By the time you can afford them you'll be dead tbqh
just
the
facts
>>5684744
Buy senpai a dildo ; )
>>5684771
I'll post an older one
>>5684823
sauce
>>5684873
What kind of guys are you into, Epsilon-kun?
>>5684873
>tfw i want to pimp you out
>>5684878
Personality wise nice, down to earth people, intelligent, maybe likes to play video games. Physical height isn't too big a deal, taller the better though, well groomed, not too hairy or fat. Idk, I try not to be too picky, but I'm not always attracted to everyone.
>>5684867
$25 isn't even enough for a dragon dildo you cheap bitch
>>5684899
I'd buy you the cheapest shit so you can get infected and finally stop posting
>>5684899
How much are bad dragons? Id buy one in a state of hornyness then i have wait for it to be shipped
>>5684906
Butthurt literally
>>5684917
Yeah that's the goal. :3
>tfw no bovine-dicked bf
>>5684876
Tsuritama
>>5684916
They're expensive, smallest ones will run you around $70-90, largest ones $160+
>>5684916
idk I think they're p pricey though, why don't you just go look at the site
>>5684926
Maybe something to work up to, i wanna buy something but i want something of moderate quality
>>5684936
They are top quality I can vouch for that
>>5684823
What anime is this?
>>5684852
If they appear within the next thirty years and cost less than 100k then I will be able to get one.
>>5684966
>confused over a dildo site
what
how do you even breathe tbqh
>>5684936
Bad dragon is pretty top notch dildo action. I forgot the one I bought from there. It looked sorta like a normal dick, but it was blue and from yadayada dragon.
>>5684873
What anime is this?
>>5684971
Kek i mean confused over the selection, im not sure what one is appropriate for me
>>5684966
My collection. As for what to recommend it depends on what you want in a toy, do you want length for depth play, do you want knots for width, do you want ridges etc.
Chance is good for depth, but it's not as wide. Nox is pretty good for just general play. Winston's Tail is good for working up to larger toys. Werewolf is a good all around toy with a more tapered knot.
>>5684985
Boku no pico
>>5684777
this
>>5684987
which is your favourite?
>>5684986
well just apply some reasoning famfam
if you haven't even inserted a finger before, you should start with something on the smaller/medium range - 6" and under. If you have, or just want more depth, go bigger
otherwise, it's just about personal likes
ez pz lemon squeezy
>>5684987
Is you the one that posted a vid of you taking a dildo knot?
>>5684974
>SP has a dragon dildo
Actually not that surprising given what a furry you are
>>5685017
Youse got a hungry hole, boy.
>>5684987
Ty and thats an amazing collection, im just scared of damage, i dont wanna stretch anything .~. But it drives me crazy at the thought of taking something like that black one at the front
>>5685017
I'm not into the animal looking dildos. Have you been able to orgasm without touching your penis while using a dildo?
>>5685051
Nah, I've come close a few times, but never actually had a hands free orgasm.
>>5685021
Had. I had one.
There was a sale years ago and I felt like trying one out. Was very super secret undercover stuff trying to not be found out about it, but it was worth it for the time I had it.
>>5685007
Ty anon, just scared of wasting money because im a poor student
Nyquil: how much should get?
>>5684921
I hope this shit is blatantly gay and not some cockteasing bullshit.
>>5685055
I have only had anal orgasms when I'm dominating a top. I'm currently single, and have tried many times to have one but it's never quite enough.
>>5685071
>I have only had anal orgasms when I'm dominating a top.
Yooooo
>>5685068
It looks like it probably is, but I can only find spoiler free plot descriptions. Anon that watched the whole thing: Is it gay or just friends?
>>5685066
enough
>>5684987
Do you hate your butthole or something?
all the good trips have left
>>5685129
Time change and people die. Hate survives beyond the end of time.
>>5685123
>implying I didn't watch boku no pico when I was 15, five years ago.
Didn't even need 4chan to find it.
>>5685104
Scratch that. Who sells barbitchurates?
>>5685105
>imblying anyone will ever let you take a dick
>>5685081
Heyy. Learning that I can have an orgasm like this basically ruined me to anything else. Too bad every top I've known prefers to be dominant. Not necessarily a bad thing, as I could probably have one if the dude knew what he was doing, but it's fairly easy for me to do if I'm the dom. Not to mention that pretty much every dude just wants to fuck like animals, and I'm more into the cutesy slow cuddle sex. I said fuck it one night after yet again coming close to cumming and pulled out my ties. I slapped him and said "We're not done until I'm done" And luckily his cock popped right back up. I rode him until I came all over his chest and stomach. I kind of wish he wasn't so heavily bipolar and schizoid. He was definitely turned on by it, but started cheating soon after and I couldn't take his shit anymore. I hope to find a cute short top that I can dom again. I don't really have much experience as a dom, but I am diamonds right now just thinking about it.
>>5685151
>short top
O-oh ok
>>5685147
hmu I got wachu need
>>5685147
There's probably someone at your local jailhouse that can hook you up.
>>5685148
>implying I want to ever take a dick
>take a nap
>have a wet dream about having a wet dream within the wet dream
>it's like dreaming about dreaming within the dream, but with cum.
Well, that's a first.
>>5685162
Short isn't a necessity, I've just never been with anybody taller than myself.
>>5685190
How tall are you?
>fleshlight on dick
>superbowl on tv
>porn on laptop
>beer and popcorn
living life right now lads desu
>>5685189
Well that's different.
>>5685181
>implying you aren't a virgin
>>5685189
It's cumception. Your post made me recall wondering if anybody has ever used a pocket pussy as a condom. Like a length/girth extender. Maybe then I might shittalking tops with small dicks.
>lol I'll never stop shittalking tops with feminine penises.
>>5685201
6'3" Depending on footwear I'll be 6'3" to about 6'5"
>I tower over most people if I wear cowboy boots.
>>5685210
Football is shit desu
>>5685189
Cumception
>>5685227
>dominant amazon bottom
I'm okay w this desu
>tfw too horny to relax
>tfw too sad to masturbate
such is life
>>5685229
This tbqh family
>>5685229
who's a good lil fem bottom boy? you are! yes, you are senpai! abwobwoboo! want the dick? of course you do!
>>5685252
football is fem desu
>so much padding
>stopping play every 5 seconds
>p much no fights
>>5684682
I like the posh accents, most brit accents sound disgusting and like poverty.
Yours is okay but there's a quirk about it that I can't pinpoint down, maybe you have a speech impediment or have changed your accent from listening to Americans talk too much, which I find a lot of Aussies and Brits doing.
>>5685238
I want more muscles desu. I'm heavier than pretty much every person I know that isn't obese, but I'm still considered skinny, at least until they see my upper arms or my legs. It's annoying when I have to wear clothes that cover my body, then get called skinny. Short guys that weigh 50 lbs less than me with same bodyfat percentage are bodybuilder looking fuckers, but here I am, able to keep up with them and I'm 'skinny'
>>5685274
Yeah, because it starts off pretty small, don't have to take it all.
https://discord.gg/0lMiZkbGUXgmqPAi
join
>>5685279
Oh ... Fair enough
Makes sense then
I just imagined your ass btfo as a starter
>>5685266
you mean the right guy to put it in your butt? :3c
>>5684682
god every time you post vocaroo it makes me happy
the way you pronounce r's as w's makes me hard
>>5685274
I've been thinking about getting a new hat. I've just been wearing this cute beanie that I found, but several people have mentioned gangster/thug looking. I thought I would get gay comments, but I only got that from one old dude. It's probably my terminator-esque sunglasses that make the look tho. If I just wore a stetson everybody would instantly think cowboy.
Tfw want to be skinny femboy
>born with rugby thighs
Life is hell
>>5684575
LONDON
>>5685312
Sorry senpai, no pics of myself or my property are going on 4chan.
>>5685333
But rugby thighs are hot.
>>5685333
Take HRT
>>5685323
>beanie with cowboy boots
Why does this combo make me hard
Also shh being cute, get your Stetson, kun
>>5685293
I've given it a lot of thought. I don't want stuff up there.
>>5685339
Laaaaaaaame
>>5685359
It's okay anon, want to put it in my butt?
>>5685359
you've thought of putting stuff up your butt a lot you mean? :3c
>>5685333
thick thighs are GOAT
>>5685373
I think cardio helps to reduce the size, but I'm not exactly an expert.
>>5685410
I think anyone can be a top or bottom or both regardless of their physical nature or mentality. Sure a small twinky guy topping a large guy might seem weird to some, but I think stuff like that can be kinda hot. I'd let a twink or femboy top me.
>>5685410
If you don't see how it'd feel good, why not try it? Then, you can make an informed decision on whether you like it or not.
A female friend of mine and I were drunk last weekend. Instead of each going home for some reason we went to her place, probably because it is 4 blocks from the bar.
Anyway she kept pressuring me to take off my clothes and then pressuring me to have sex with her, and we did it.
The next morning I woke up, realized what happened I snuck out and went home. We haven't met in person again, but now she is acting all weird, I think she wants to be more than friends. This is so fucked up.
>>5685391
Ive probs asked but do you havr kik? If not you should get kik
>tfw girls hit on you because you're not out
>tfw no bf to laugh at straight girls with
>too busy to get fucked
>not too busy to take images of food and bully tripfags
priorities
>>5685433
>inb4 she's preggo
You silly teen.
>>5685383
Dem thighs~
>>5685410
>I know it's just for the lulz but you're literally the first person that hasn't assumed I want to be on the bottom. Every guy I like thinks that.
>Shut the fuck up it's not like it sounds. It just seems embarrassing. I don't see how it'd feel good anyway, desu.
Tsundere bottom desu
>>5685433
>This is so fucked up
Literall you rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOHg1rKzWuE
>Keep the noise low, she doesn't wanna blow it
>Shaking head to toe while your left hand does the 'show me around'
>Quickens your heartbeat
>It beats me straight up to the ground
>You don't recover from a night like this
>A victim, still lying in bed, completely motionless
>A hand moves in the dark to a zipper
>Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets
>Barely whisper, "This is so messed up"
>>5685410
The best orgasms come from the butt. It's really different the first time you cum with a limp penis, but it'll be just about the best thing you've ever felt.
>Now I'm wondering if I'm the only one that gets limp with a cock in the butt.
>Still horny af, but just gets limp without any direct attention.
>>5685466
That's normal for anal, blood is directed more towards your rear than your dick, increasing stimulation. It's better to remain limp if anything.
Q:
What's the norm procedure during anal, do you flex your anus (ie grip tighter, release) or do you simply try to keep it open?
>>5685493
First- try to relax
Then grip later if you want for sensual effect if/when appropriate
You'll probably clench during orgasm, anyways
>>5685499
dude she took advantage of you what are you on about
>>5685466
I'm hard when I do butt stuff but from what I've seen in porn tons of guys go limp
>>5685477
Ya that's it, sent an invertation if you ever install it again :)
>>5685493
For me, I absolutely have to relax upon insertion. I have an incredibly strong hole due to an intestinal issue I had in highschool. Once I get into it I can vary the amount of pressure. If tighten up too much tho it will be over quick, and I do not like that as it usually takes me a while to cum from anal. That being said, it feels better for me too if I get extra tight. Hopefully I can meet a qt someday that can last despite my tight asshole.
>>5685528
I'm really hard upon insertion, but it quickly goes limp, although with some direct penile stimulation it gets hard again. I don't much like penile stimulation during sex though. An orgasm from penile stimulation is nothing like a 'hands-free' orgasm.
>tfw some bottoms talk about taking dick and then being able to do whatever they want with their lives
>tfw I need an entire day to recover after being literally used
j u s t
>>5685514
>>5685520
Dude, you think so?
I am just thinking about all the presentations they had when I started school about consent and everything. They made such a deal as it not being okay having sex with a drunk girl, I kind of blew it off since I'm gay, but shit I could be in trouble if she tells anyone I think.
Though I guess since she was the one pressing me I should be ok?
>>5685427
Fair enough, I guess. Everyone has their own taste. I just don't know that I'd like it. Seems embarrassing to me. But most of the guys who hit on me want me to do it. Is it just something I'm putting out there!?
>>5685428
I don't want to try it though. Even just thinking about it is too weird.
>>5685464
It's true, though. I'm a man who knows what he likes.
>>5685466
That seems really weird and also embarrassing as hell no matter how good you claim it feels. Isn't it supposed to hurt anyway?
>>5685613
What do you look like? Are you twinky, muscular, short?
>>5685560
I dunno, I stay hard the whole way. That said, I'm speaking purely from experience masturbating because why would anyone want to have l-lewd sex? Never had a hands-free cum either, go figure.
>>5685589
Nah man, from the info you gave a lot of people would say you were raped
>>5685613
Doesn't hurt if you go slow bb
>>5685570
I enjoy being 'bottom' the best, but I don't 'get literally used' That being said, after a good fucking I might be sore the next day, and will stay near restrooms just in case. I haven't had any accidents yet, but I'm horribly afraid that I will someday. Anyway, good stretching takes care of the 'bow legged' issue for me, and being fit means that my legs don't usually get too weak, unless I was fucking for 5 hours in weird positions. I've yet to meet a guy that could keep me interested for that long tho, usually he cums before me and I have to either deal with it or try to force another boner or two from him. That shit gets old.
>>5685673
>and being fit means that my legs don't usually get too weak
My legs get hella jelly after a good night
>>5685458
>>5685464
>tfw senpai and sp will eventually meet up for coffee with no lewd involved
>tfw they will both be beefy musclebears at that time
:)
>tfw jupp will spy on them just incase senpai tries to make a move on his husbear
>>5685673
There was only one occurrence with this one guy who just kept fucking and fucking. Pretty sure he came early but just kept going. Honestly don't want that to ever happen again because it was worse than legs day, but it was pretty hot tbqh
>>5685699
jupp shitposting on /gg/ for a month straight because his husbando was stolen by senpai when????????
>>5685699
>>tfw they will both be beefy musclebears at that time
Y-you really think so?
>>5685699
>tfw during their meetup, I will have hidden a small, but powerful, vibrator in SP's butt
>>5685613
I don't react to adrenaline like most people, embarrassing for you is exciting for me, I'm a bit of an adrenaline junky. I do all kinds of crazy shit to scratch the adrenaline itch.
About the pain: Yes, if you have never done it before it can hurt, and if your partner is big then it will probably not feel good at all the first few times. Some advance preparation is needed to go from only poop in your ass to large penis in your ass. My first time (beside the dudes that molested me when I was 8) was with one of my best friends in highschool. I had just broken up with my gf of 3 years and decided to experiment a bit. I just said to him "hey friend, how about we do some gay stuff?" He is openly gay and very into me, so he instantly said 'I really want to do that, are you serious?" I responded by pulling my pants down, he responded to that by sucking my dick, I didn't cum but I said I want to try anal, he said that I was too big for him so I decided to try it for myself. I got some crisco and we got to fucking. Luckily he literally had a micropenis so it didn't hurt too much going in, but it took a few minutes for the pain to subside. We fucked for like 20 minutes in a few positions, and it was feeling really good but he came and was done for the night. I wasn't really interested in trying to get him up again, as this was my first consentual gay experience and I wanted to mull it over. We fucked a few more times but he wasn't able to make me cum except by touching my penis, and I wasn't looking to date him or touch his penis with my hands or mouth. Next dude I fucked had a 5.5" penis, and that also hurt going in at first, but he was the guy that helped me find out I like to dominate, and that I can have anal orgasms, but I pretty much have to use the guy as a living dildo to cum, I haven't met a guy that can make me cum by himself yet.
>>5685623
I'm average height (5'7) and I'm athletic, but not super muscular yet. I'm working on it, though. A guy called me a twunk once, but I don't think it's right. I've been told before that I have a boyish face. Maybe if I grew a beard and got a different haircut that would help.
Otherwise, I think I'm just a normal guy?
>>5685659
That sounds fake but ok.
who here turning straight because locally there is no men
>>5685752
I'm sure your muscledaddy bf will encourage you to get beefy senpai :)
Is it normal to be totally uninterested in anal?
>>5685778
Yes. I'd prefer it if my bf was uninterested in anal but super into all else tbqh
so many guys force them to like anal unnecessarily
>>5685778
>Not wanting buttsex
Why
>>5685761
>average height
>5'7
loool qt :3
>>5685770
>your muscledaddy bf
Where is he?
>>5685797
In vancouver at the pumpjack pub
>>5685778
Yeah.
If you're like 12 or something.
>>5685824
why do you and jupp both have the worst reaction folder
>>5685822
omg omw tbqh
>>5684771
Because people say I'm ugly but eh...
>>5685778
>>5685789
Yeah I don't get the fuss about anal. I've tried fingering myself twice in the shower, it kinda hurt a little then it felt kinda good for like 30 seconds then it just felt....like nothing? I didn't get any real pleasure from it and it took a lot of time and maneuvering to get my finger in there, definitely not doing it a third time or ever with another guy.
>>5685829
good luck anon is luring you into the latest hongcouver torture ring tbqh
its kind of fun but you get tired of all the old men tbqhhhhhhh
>>5685570
I can take really big guys and be fine next day. Just stretch some and you should be fine.
>>5685828
Why do you have none?
>>5685842
What about topping?
>>5685659
>Nah man, from the info you gave a lot of people would say you were raped
I'm guessing if they believe me, and she is honest with her friends, I'm worried that she actually wants a bf or something.
Should I report it, or just keep quiet?
>>5685829
Make sure to take pics and show the class.
>>5685758
>About the pain: Yes, if you have never done it before it can hurt, and if your partner is big then it will probably not feel good at all the first few times.
That's what I was afraid of. One of my friends likes me and I kind of like him too and we've hung out a few times on kind of dates, but we've both been kind of too nervous to try anything. Not that I would, but if his dick is anywhere near proportional to the rest of him, I don't want it anywhere near my ass if what you told me is the case.
>>5685791
Shut up the fuck up 5'7 is average!
>>5685851
I have one actually tbqh thanks for asking
>>5684771
Because if you're don't look like a 10/10 you're instantly horrible.
>>5685857
>5'7 is average
LMAO
PLEASE PRAY FOR MANLETS
>>5685870
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>5685856
how much can you lift now big bear :3c?
>>5685856
>that shooped hair
>>5685859
You're so stupid. You complain about said bullshit, and you spout out bullshit. You're nothing but a shit poster and you should end yourself.
>>5685935
It's really not bad at all if you work your way up bruh
Do you guys think if i asked them to make my replacement molar bright candy red, they'd do it?
>>5686003
No. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>5686018
I thought you might like it.
No harm in asking, i'm gonna try.
Is it weird that I find sort of hoarse voices hot?
>>5686035
I don't like candy at all. You don't know anything about me, bruja.
>>5686033
>not like I'm a total midget
You don't have to lie to yourself, it's totally ok to be a dwarf. I hear TLC should be calling you up any minute now.
>>5686033
a.) you're a manlet but its qt
b.) just because a guy is big doesn't mean he's big. how would you know?
c.) what happened to never, ever taking a dick in your life? sounds like that resolve is already crumbling bby.
>>5686054
Don't judge me, I'm exhausted from moving.
>>5686046
Eat a dick familio.
>>5686049
I may have snuck a peek when he's wearing certain clothes. Shut up. A friend of ours who has also seen him naked confirmed. According to him, the guy in question "has a dick like a ruler". I am not about that life.
>what happened to never, ever taking a dick in your life? sounds like that resolve is already crumbling bby.
I'm still not going to and it's not. It was purely hypothetical.
>>5686076
>Eat a dick familio.
>I may have snuck a peek when he's wearing certain clothes.
Sounds like you're about to do it thoughhhhhh
>tfw you will never be so far in debt to a Jew that he just takes you as his property and has you work your way out of debt by serving as his cockslut maid
>tfw he will never manipulate you into digging yourself further into debt while under his ownership so he can keep his little goy boy for longer
>>5686037
Is it weird that I think you're indirectly flirting with circe ever since you met him?
>>5686098
same tbqh
he tries too hard when circe already has someone tho lmao
>>5686084
I guess going down on him wouldn't be bad even if I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. But like I said, I don't want to get fucked. For various reasons.
>>5686102
so dont
just go down on him
what's the dilemma
