>When a fat guy messages you on Grindr.
>>5671959
>not being chubby chaser master race
>>5672000
I don't mean chubby i mean 300+.
Chubby guys are awesome.
>>5672016
>i'm vers it just takes me a while to find my cock/butt
>>5672016
you should try a 300+ sometime, anon. They're awesome. Especially if they lift
>>5672016
People use fat when they mean anything above 18%
>profile says average body type
>they look like shit
Have I been on /fit/ too long?
>when a black guy messages you on grindr
>>5673035
I think "average" is a dumb term to define your body with anyway. If you have no muscle and you're not clearly skinny, then you're chubby.
>When someone you know irl messages you again despite the fact that you've blocked him dozens of times
>facial hair
me the fat guy
>"I'm a twink"
>has beard and hair everywhere
>When a guy with a mole messages you on Grindr.
>when a guy way more attractive than you messages you
>When a "Twink"messages you and it's a chubby guy on grindr or "Black" and is actually white.
>When a 8/10 or 9/10 messages you and you are a 6/10 on grindr.
I don't know what to reply simply because I don't want to lose a hot guy...
>>5673140
Clearly a trick, they just want to make fun of you
>>5673140
Maybe you're a slump buster.
Go get that slump busted.
>>5673141
Do they do that a lot on grindr, it seems kinda the think a typical above average looking homosexual would do, try to make other homosexuals feel depressed and maybe get them to suicide just so they can get off(i may be over dramatizing it a bit).
Why do I keep getting this image in my head that gay guys are bad people, I'm gay myself and I've really never been around gay people, yet I seem them as bad people(especially the twinks and the guys with good jawline but shit bodies).
When I was a repressed faggot I'd get weired out by homosexuals. I always thought "i may jerk of to dick pics and occationally gay porn but at least im not an unbearable faggot like these homosexuals so hence I can't be homosexual because I'm a normal straight guy who doesn't act like a bitch".
I've often been called good looking, even by homosexuals and other straight guys. But I'm so scared of getting rejected by a gay guy(or just rejected in general) that I'm afraid to post a face pic of my on grindr, I couldn't handle getting rejected, especially from older guys and guys that look worse than me.
Should I just maybe just wait til I can see my six pack before I start using grindr for real? Post a body pic showing of dem muscles. Also I don't want it to get out that I'm on gay apps before I know for sure that I'm gay and not a lonely mentally ill straight person(or just a pervert that can sexualize anything)
>>5673206
Most people are shit
>>5673047
>If you have no muscle and you're not clearly skinny, then you're chubby.
but that's how the average guy looks like
>>5673206
gays are terrible people online but irl they are actually pretty nice.
At least that's been my experience with every gay guy I've met.
>>5673206
lmao I can tell you're ugly by the way you type
>>5673271
>by the way you type
By the way I type? Are you being fucking serious you mentally ill piece of shit!? I have a very thin skin and I'm socially isolated from my peer group, because I had social anxiety when I was a teenager so I just learned to stay away from people so they couldn't judge me and think I'm ridiculous. If you're getting the jist of it...
Either I'm ok with people or if they offend me and go out of their way to be assholes to me then they are me enemy and I wish nothing but death on those people for attacking my character when I did nothing to them!! I'd fucking break your fucking nose you snarky piece of shit if you said that to me irl! Do I got anger issues, sure when people have a problem with me, I don't like to be vindictive and aggressive but if somebody keeps (bullying) me or personally attacking me, I'll fucking get even with that person!!
The way I type is god tier, I'm the closet thing there ever is to a god there will ever be. Life is about me and the people I hold dear and if you don't hold such a mentality also then you're a weak little piece of shit that I would destroy(metaphorically) if you ever would get in my way.
Don't take this post that seriously, I really didn't get me worked up, I'm just ranting, I wasn't even mad. But this is the way I think when people start to fuck with me.
>>5673357
>Don't take this post that seriously, I really didn't get me worked up, I'm just ranting, I wasn't even mad. But this is the way I think when people start to fuck with me.
I was getting turned on until I read that last bit.
>>5673123
i dont know this feel ;~;
>>5673365
I'm not that fucked up in the head that I would start raging like a motherfucker over what somebody on an anime image board said to me about the way I type.
I'm not that thin skinned.
Just what pissed me off about the post I responded to was the magical thinking. Dumb cunts like that deserve to have their their shit kicked out of them(in my humble opinion.
>gay
>have awesome gay friend
>"anon, if you really want a boyfriend so bad maybe we could give it a try"
>mfw I have to use the "it would ruin our friendship" deflection because I don't want to say "I don't date fat guys"
>>5673392
You silly baka anon kun!
Getting a fat boyfriend is the best. You just have to wait for the right time to propose you both start being 'healthier' and basically trick him into losing weight. Then you'll have a hot boyfriend with no self esteem, which is literally god tier.
>>5673408
I knew gay guys were manipulative, even more so than women. Just shows that most homosexuals can't be trusted.
>>5673428
I have met straight men that have done that with fat girls.
>>5673433
That's different, straight men have to be manipulative to get girls. Only weak men(betas, snarky hipsters) are manipulative towards other men, being a passive aggressive is a women's trait, I can't respect a man that deals with his emotions like bitches, that unbecoming.
That's why I want straight friends, they're more fun in almost every way(except for that they don't like gay sex).
>>5673392
>deflection because I don't want to say "I don't date fat guys"
How fat?
>>5673453
I have a fetish for straight guys: the post
>>5673408
>lands a glorious bf with a big tummy to rub
>wants to make him a skinny skelly
You have no taste
>>5673461
I don't have a guy fetish, I just think that on average straight guys have a better content of character than gay guys.
>>5673473
>You have no taste
Actually, I much rather a bf with a big tummy than one with a six pack, but if that anon isn't into that he simply won't understand.
>>5673499
>I don't have a guy fetish
So you're straight?
>>5673509
I meant to say I don't have a straight guy fetish.
No I'm sadly gay.
>>5673530
are you like the gays you hate?
>>5673530
>tfw you will always be a fag
>tfw you are unable to find happiness like your straight friends
>>5673508
M-more please
>>5673538
No, I think I act pretty gay. I might get a bit faggy when I get drunk but other than that I have a straight mentality(because of all those years of repressing my homosexuality).
I really don't know any gays, but the gays I've seen are all so... gay...
>>5673554
So you're a self hating fag?
>>5673508
>>5673541
>tfw you are unable to find happiness like your straight friends
Why do you say that? I could always find a bf, and it would kinda be like having a gf because I bet my bf would act really girly.
>tfw you will always be a fag
It's not like I can't fuck girls in the pussy, I can, but I really don't get off on the idea of it. I find myself jerking off more to dicks than girls. I watch straight porn mostly for the dick and the power of the man, I like seeing the girl get fucked by a strong well fit man. I'm not one of those limp dick faggots that gets soft around women, I can easily get hard(especially if I don't jerk off for a day or two) but it's hard for me to cum. Maybe I should try doing a prostitute before I do something gay and scar my straight pride for life(kinda fucked up knowing that you're a straight man that has sucked dicked and taken it in the ass, that shit will always stay in the back of your head(if you're straight that is)), but I really want to try gay sex.
>>5673610
>not understand the colloquial use of the word 'you': the post
>>5673569
I meant to say that I act straight, but yeah, you could say that I'm a self hating fag.
How do I fix that? I have social anxiety so I'm afraid to go on gay events, because of all the homosexuals, I might start feeling very insecure around another gay man.
>>5673630
>asking me like I have an answer
I plan on killing myself if I'm single at 30
>>5673649
How old are you atm?
>>5673653
Not the same person
>>5673508
What trimester is he in?
>>5673662
Then it just shows that gays are kinda lame and unfunny(just like girls) if this is a running meme within the gay community(i bet it is a normie thing, god damn I hate normies of all sorts).
Man I don't know why I'm so cranky today...
>>5673685
At your age on this exact chan I made a similar statement to yours, but my dead line was at 20, the reason for I wanted to die at that age was... I really don't know(teenage angst, depression, being edgy, I felt that getting old was bad and when people reach the 20 mark it's only downhill from there, people get older and become a shell of there former self). Now I'm 25 and I'm still alive...
Hell I knew I was gay at 19, but I went back into the closet and denied the fact that I was gay. And look at me now... What a great idea that was.
>>5673554
>I really don't know any gays, but the gays I've seen are all so... gay...
>>5673718
Are you still a virgin?
>>5673670
hopefully on the first one.
>>5673123
>links camsite with paywall
>>5673677
>I don't browse other boards: the post
>>5673725
No, I've fucked a woman, I fucked that bitch for 40 minutes straight, it didn't even feel good, I couldn't even cum. I cried after she left because I felt like I had emotionally scared myself by sleeping with a person that's around the same age as my mother(she was 40 something), met her at a bar, I was so drunk she asked if she could see my place, I said sure. I was so fucking drunk, I could only get hard for a minute, then I went limp and went down on her. When I woke up she felt, I felt really manly for getting my dick wet.
But the time I fucked here sober wasn't such a pleasant experience because of I realized how old she was. She had nice bobs and wasn't fat. But I still felt like I had emotionally scared myself when she felt, I cried and started getting drunk that evening to forget about it.
I've never done nothing with a guy, but ever since I used grindr I have a couple of guys who want to have sex with me. But I'm too afraid to do it, because I'm afraid to meet a stranger (again) to fuck, I don't like the surprise of seeing what's wrong with them irl(if there's something off about that person I can sense it).
>>5673741
Sorry for not knowing all the latest faggy memes sir. At least I was on 4chan before it became the cancer fest it is today!
>>5673781
no probs, you're forgiven.
>tfw no big booty belly bf
I used to think i wasn't into gainers at all, but now I really want to fatten a guy up and watch his belly grow. Only problem is most gainers I've seen don't know when to stop.
>>5673868
>gainers
How about you stop
>>5673868
>Only problem is most gainers I've seen don't know when to stop
ugh this so much. I've seen so many gainers reach that point where they look just perfect, but they keep gaining and ruin it. Then they get health issues that scare the shit out of them and lose all the weight.
It's sad.
>>5673922
I keep seeing this guy and every time it annoys me a little more that he's never gonna do porn
>>5673206
You're a homophobe, denial closeted troubled self hating ugly faggot. Step number one: accept youre ugly.
>>5673955
Why do you say I'm ugly?
>>5673965
You exhale ugliness.
Step number 2: accept your faggotry
>>5673868
>tfw big belly bf to rub his belly
>>5673979
>You exhale ugliness.
Ugly soul maybe and insecurities maybe, but it's pretty far fetch to say that I'm ugly.
Just explain to me in some details why you think I'm ugly?
>>5673997
The things you wrote about the you. Trust me. If you were beatiful life would have presented itself to you in a different way, and you wouldn't be wallowing in self hate and denial right now. Ugo.
>>5674016
Yeah, because that's how life works. It's not like I have atypical autism, was bullied at school(hence have low self esteem and can get very vindictive and angry when people try to fuck with me), It's not like I had a crippling social anxiety as a teenager which made me avoid trying to get to know people in general(because I'm afraid they might try to hurt me), it's not like I have a really hard time trusting people and opening up to people. It's not like I was overweight as a late teenager. It's not like I can't work on myself and get into a top physical shape and look great, I have the genes to gain muscle pretty fucking fast, I've never been obese(just chubby at times).
>If you were beautiful life would have presented itself to you in a different way
Tell that to a prostitute or a stripper. Also, so you're saying if people aren't beautiful then that must mean they're ugly? You're fucked in the hate you dumb piece of shit.
And so you're saying "beautiful people" can't have mental health issues?
I hate to break it to you but you're the one that sounds like you're an ugly fuck. Hey it's not my fault your face is all fucked up, but why the fuck must you try to drag other people down with you.
Also, there are countless of "ugly" guys that have wonderful and fulfilling lives(and sex lives) you shallow cunt. I know you're trolling but I do believe you actually believe what you're saying, which makes it all the more pathetic. You seem like you're simple minded. Life's gonna be tough for such a sad soul as yours.
>>5674094
post pics
>>5674117
Why don't you post a picture of yourself is you're such a stunner?
>>5674016
Ok, i've accepted that I'm ugly. What's the next step? Do you recommend me killing myself? Since nobody will wanna want to fuck me...
Do you have any ideas how I could kill myself without it being too painless?
>>5674094
>all this anger
I can smell the ugliness from here.
It's okay, quasimodo. Not all can be on top
>>5673392
Oh shoot, that sucks.
I had an awesome gay friend as well and we started becoming fwb and now we're bfs. Only difference is that he's a qt3.14 otter with a great bod (kickboxer) :3
>>5671959
>only ripped guys message me
>even this 18 year old with a face like a 12 year old
>fucking ripped up with a 6 pack but chicken wings
w-why is everyone so /fit/? I look like shit and don't just in general want to waste their time just to disappoint them not long in
>>5673206
you have some nasty social anxiatey
look for bears
they are the nicest gays out there
>>5674787
Bears are often nice but they don't often go for smaller guys, especially online. Just because I'm more twinkish doesn't mean I'm a jackass!
>>5674827
>Bears are often nice but they don't often go for smaller guys
Bear here. Not true
>>5674961
What
I'm a twink and I'd love a bear bf. Love the idea being with a bigger guy. But they always tell me they prefer other bears.
>>5674961
How do you know? Is it because you're a cunt yourself irl?
