Gay General
>Great Men + Great Quotes edition
women can fuck off
old: >>5655827
Why do these ugly trolls keep messaging me. Don't they know there is a looks hierarchy?
I won't date some pig faced weirdo
>>5658905
based noam.
i remember i really liked him when i was an edgy communist teenager. ;~;
>>5658915
>why do ugly people keep messaging me?
buddy.....
this makes me laugh everytime
>>5658905
How is he not crucified by SJWs and feminists for that?
>>5658905
good grief OP, could you get any more cringe worthy?
>>5658920
i do not kno. prob cos bate too obvi
>>5658915
(You are one of the ugly people)
everyone itt is retarded thats a fake quote
why would chomsky ever say that
>>5658920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-FVctaW3j0
i mean they do hate him... but most sjws don't know who noam is. sjws aren't the brightest or most informed.
>>5658923
im not saying i am a chomsky-ite, i just thought it was funny. Plus Noam Chomsky was gay, so its relevant to /lgbt/ kinda
>>5658940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F34PjaMKCn0
>>5658920
The same way Bill Clinton never got called out on cheating on his wife and abusing a position of power to take advantage of women under him. He's a fellow socialist/marxist. Not saying Clinton is marxist but he did share common political outlooks with SJW of the time. Political aspirations always seems to trump ideology and personal ethics with those types.
>>5658940
It sounds like something he'd say. It's not even that outlandish to be honest.
I mean statistically half of all humans fail the Turing test.
>antidepressants completely killed my libido
Why even live anymore
>>5658972
>>5658971
That's super rough. I think I could tolerate almost any side effect, except that.
I've fapped twice today, and I haven even had breakfast.
>>5658971
When your body gets used to it it'll come back.
>>5658972
...and this is how AIDS got started. Thanks a lot Dawkins!
>>5658997
Mine didnt. I've been off mine for 7 months and I still have no libido.
feels bad man
>>5658995
>I've fapped twice today, and I haven even had breakfast.
h-how? like honestly i can't even imagine doing that. it would just end up being painful after a while. i mean when i started masturbating at 17 i would do it a lot but now? idk... gratz i guess.
>>5659008
That's weird. I'm fapping at least once like every day since I started mine 3 months ago.
>>5659009
>when i started masturbating at 17
How come Germans are so fucking autistic?
>>5658997
I started back in June '15 with the usual dosage of 20mg, and my libido has gone downhill since then
>>5659019
i-i was a late bloomer ;~;
don't bully.
>shitposting and not being sure if you're being ironic
top memeing all day
>>5659041
>I'm like a walking erection all day
Do you have scoliosis?
I started fapping 1 week before my 10th birthday, i remember it well actually.
But i only fapped to gay porn at like 16.
So am i a late or an early bloomer?
>>5659045
>>5659053
>tfw only fapped to gay agp bullshit till 20
>tfw still really insecure about
>tfw still fap to gay agp shit but at least it's japanese
just end my life. just fucking end it.
>>5658944
>was
>>5659053
I started fapping to gay porn at like 15 so I'd say you're average.
>>5658905
Alright.
Should I ask this qt on a date?
He complimented me the other day and I was taken a back by it. He was so nice, overtly nice, you know what I mean? It was like he wanted something else from me, like he wanted to talk to me.
Usually when I talk to him he smiles and his face lights up and gets excited.
I can't tell if he's gay or he just wants legitimate friends since he's out of state and lives in the dorm. Additionally since we go to a very private religious university, I am already skeptical of finding some BP to destroy here.
I just want him to suck my cock after class. though.
>>5659086
yeah but you're also fat and ugly so what does your experience matter
>>5659087
If you're not sure you can just find stuff to do together instead of going on "real" dates. He could just be a really friendly guy, I know a couple people like that but they're totally hetero as far as I know.
>>5659099
Maybe. Maybe worth investing in.
I'm pretty blunt. So I'd rather just ask him instead of wasting his or my time.
But friendships are important.
His damn feminine mannerisms through me off.
Why is reading this so oddly satisfying?
>>5659111
Up to you obviously, I guess the question would be if you'd even want to keep being friends if he's not into you that way.
>>5659129
Because they're young and it sort of worked out in the end. There's a lot of older (50-60+) gay guys in marriages and they just hook up in bathrooms and parks and try to hold onto some sort of normalcy because they feel like they need to when in reality everyone would be happy if they divorced.
Hi, gaygen, i'm at my mister college waiting for him to finish a test. I think everyone around me thinks i'm a weirdo..
>>5659150
Probably because you look like a Jaye Davidson cosplayer
>>5659150
they probably do but most people are plebs and their opinions of you shouldn't be taken seriously.
retardation
>>5659129
Like, I can see why they would be mad at first but seriously after like a day you should realise that by leaving the husband is doing the right thing.
>>5659129
this is so sad for like everyone involved
but i totally know what you mean about it being oddly satisfying
>>5659150
You are tho
>>5658905
Fuck I had a dream where I was kissing my ex
Please, just, make it stop
>>5659173
iktf... it's a really shit feel. especially if the relationship ended with you still having feelings for him...
>>5658915
>there is a looks hierarchy
There is?!
>>5659172
Seriously you're forcing the stupidest failure of a meme here man. Just stop it's not going to catch on.
>>5659180
He still loves me too, but he was afraid of committing long term and made himself fall for another guy
>>5659191
sup g
>>5659216
that sucks. i guess all there's left to do is work on yourself and then find a better man.
that's what i'm doing anyway...
>>5659237
ewh maki
>>5659237
Hey Freddie. How was the meth overdose?
I had my first STD test today and it was kind of traumatic.
I asked a few friends what the deal with them is and they said it was just a blood test and they're given a giant q-tip to swab themselves and I was like okay, I can do that, the blood test sounded worst to me because I hate needles.
But then I got there and one of the nurses did the urethra swab thing and it turns out I need to be anally swabbed too? No one told me about this? And I asked if I could do it myself but they said that's not a thing???
I feel really gross now. I hate it. I've been with one person since I was 16 it's not my fault he was cheating on me the entire time and bringing dirt home
>>5659342
That sounds hot
Do you guys feel good knowing that the grinchposter is now going to kill himself because of your bullying?
>>5659349
Shut the fuck up, Maki.
>>5659342
you'll be fine
std tests are no big deal, it just depends on where you go (aka how much you're paying) whether you get swabbed, blood tested, or urine tested.
http://www.sogayboy.com/videos/chair-fucking-(no-cum)--48639.html
Why is gay sex so weird? and why do many bottoms sound like little girls getting fucked?
>>5659371
For me it's usually just basic hand and mouth stuff
huffing glue is surprisigly pretty noice t b h
>>5659371
i thought he had a fucking rat tail
idk, it doesn't really bother me, people sounds funny when they have dicks inside them.
i wanna be carry fucked like that someday tho tbqh
>>5659395
>>5659406
tastes ewh but im high af
always thought it would be like some proper dirty high but its alright
>>5659150
Oooh thats where you are. I've been messaging you on skype lol
>>5659466
Almost back home. Went grocery shopping with bae, too
>>5659150
is your mister a professor there or a student?
>>5659497
He's a student.
>>5659371
amateur porn is so gross. ugly people fucking in bad quality is boner kill.
What are some red flags that someone might be gay/bi?
>>5659541
>he likes professional porn
>>5659551
Sucks cocks all day.
>>5659395
...dude
>>5659541
you have abhorrent taste
amateur is the only somewhat decent porn out there
>>5659553
I like Sanae.
She's somewhere in my top five 2hus. I don't know where exactly, I haven't thought about it for a while.
Is it a good or bad idea to wear this to come out subtly?
>>5659585
Get a red make america great again hat to balance it out
>>5659585
There are many heteros who go to life events.
>>5659611
Every male pornographic actor is ugly as fuck
>>5659605
Are you saying that I'm scum? I'm not hetero
>>5659396
>i wanna be carry fucked like that someday tho tbqh
SAME. this is literally my #1 motivator for losing weight/getting in shape
>>5659605
They do, but it's either old hags or fit young guys who are attention whoring themselves
>>5659616
You don't belong here if you believe that.
>>5659621
I know, everyone should just agree with you so you never have to be wrong about anything ever.
>>5659611
okay in that case, maybe he's not looking ideal
>>5659618
maybe look for a bracelet that says "I'm gay" or something like that?
or 2 male gender symbols right next to each other?
>But don't you think rainbows are a bit glaring? this one is fairly inconspicious.
you better be glaring or no one will even look at that
although come to think of it, I had a classmate who was a bit emo and he wore rainbow stuff like that too, so that may not be enough
>>5659616
Colby keller is qt in a normie kind of way.
>>5659624
True
>>5659585
Walk around in heels and say yaasss a lot. Savvy gay guys might pick up on your cues
>wearing a wristband bzuc u cant just tell people u like qt boy cock
pussy af
>wake up after passing out
depression hits 10000x
FUCK EVERTHING
>>5659636
G A Y F A C E
A
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F
A
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>>5659640
nah pham thats awkward af
do u srsly do that?
>>5659646
hilariously, hes not gay he just did G4P
hes married to a woman and everything
so get rekt lad
>>5659657
Just like Jaxton Wheeler and his groce mullet
>>5659654
5652 doesn't have to tell anyone.
Gayface + slutty twinkboi to the max.
Anyone can tell he's gay from half a mile.
>>5659659
ugh did he really? that's tragic
>>5659611
you've got the system on lock, kid. clearly i made a mistake by attempting to voice just how shit your taste is.keep on enjoying that terrible acting, meaningless encounters, and superb studio models that all look addicted to crystal meth.
>>5659654
uhm not literally
but i talk about boys bc its normal to talk about ur life w/ people like pretty much everyone who knows me knows im gay i dont need a fucking wristband what the fuck is that shit
>>5659671
everytime i talk about boys in front of people i feel like a pervert + get rlly embarassed
maybe im selfhating or some shit but i still wouldnt do it in front of friends
>tfw no masc bf to live innawoods with
>tfw never put our savings into an earthship and 10 acre property powered by a stand alone power system
>tfw never be off the grid and away from the corporate brainwashing and toxic media
>tfw never work on a garden and domestic duties
>tfw never help him out in the fields
>tfw never cuddle by the fireplace at the end of the day
>tfw never work on a productive set of skills instead of wasting valuable hours of my time being a wagecuck
>>5659680
Because your friends will think of ou as a disgusting pervert.
Friends are not nice.
>>5659680
literally no-one cares
and if they do fuck em theyre pricks
>>5659698
yeah but im not like you, i cant rlly function w/o any friends at all
so i cant afford to drive them all off with my gayness
>tfw no bf to take me away from of all of the shitposting I do
>tfw no bf
>>5659701
m800 i know a lot of people t b h i used to party n shit a lot hanging around with any different groups of people really wasnt the NEET i am today
>>5659657
Suika, Sanae, Murasa, Yukari, Reimu and Byakuren are my favorites.
Don't really know any of the new ones though, I stopped playing a couple of years ago.
>>5659688
How many of these things do you have experience with?
>>5659722
idk senpai. like i respect your opinion ofc. and most people would agree with you, but i kind of find it peaceful. farming enough for two people isn't that bad anyways. just need a years supply of crops. i feel like the garden would be more of a hassle considering all the detail work that goes into it. ;~; at least with the farming we could have some sort of machinery assisting us. simple as they might be...
i can't into wagecuck and i'm finding it harder to relate to other people. i feel really distant... like an alien. ;~;
innawoods seems like the place for me.
>>5659639
underrated post tbqh, had a good laugh for 30 minutes
>>5659722
how did you come out?
>>5659736
nothing besides researching it. ;~; i wouldn't want to do it until i have basic engineering knowledge in case the power system malfunctions, basic agricultural knowledge, and medical knowledge of course. ;~;
at least enough to get by the first year while i learn more about them by reading textbooks in my free time while living there.
talking to a qt on skype and spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets.
>>5659688
i feel u
except for the fields part
I want to take care of a garden, grow some sick ass mutant plants
>>5659782
That's exactly why you like the idea
Guess what, all of that sucks.
It's like when someone who's only lived in the city has some romantic idea about camping so they go spend $700 at REI and show up with trekking poles.
>>5659785
>sick ass mutant plants
explain ;~;
>>5659795
bitch i dont live in the city. the town i live in only has about 15k people. we're rednecks. fucking reagan was born here. i used to detassle in the summers. i know what its like working in a field bitch. fuck you man thinking im some sort of faggot pansy talking out my ass because im posting in butt fucker gen.
>>5659780
Not in a big way. I told my parents and a couple close friends, and once I was comfortable with that, I was just honest about it whenever it came up. You don't have to stage a huge production or tell everyone how much you love sucking dick. Pretty easy.
Obvious disclaimer that if you live somewhere that being out is dangerous, then don't come out.
>>5659761
Subsistence farming is still a whole lot of work, even with machinery (which, you know, requires gasoline that you'd have to buy, so somewhere in this fantasy you and your farmer husband are generating funds). Being a wageslave is depressing, but being a serf is worse.
>professor is offended that I finished his work early
>starts picking out specifics thats wrong with my paper
thank god I'm graduating I can't with this fuckery
>>5659813
im not talking about machinery that would consume gasoline. im talking about simple tools. jesus man that's liek your only argument against me. fuck off you brainwashed faggot.
consume product nigga.
who wants to walk the appalachian trail with me?
>>5659830
I live about an hour away from it in my state.
>>5659823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFYgue5VfGk
>>5659830
L A M E
A M E R I C A N
T R A I L S
>>5659809
You are a pansy though
what is a different way of saying 'time flies' or 'time is passing by so quickly'
pls be creative
>>5659836
It's 2200 miles from GA to ME. You'd die. Carrying a guitar that distance would be insane.
>fatguy after walking the applahacian trail in 5 months
It should be mandatory for all fatties to walk it.
>>5659849
"everything i read on the internet mirrors real life and i take everything at face value"
-stupid gaygen anon i am regrettably replying to
>>5659854
He looks gross on the right
>>5659852
'time flies when you're a faggot'
>>5659854
What, I'll be fine, I can take a lot of abuse.
>>5659860
this is very serious please and thank you
>>5659852
WE'RE ALL DYING.
>>5659859
If he trimmed, shaved and got a haircut he'd look better, but he's just showcasing what a REAL MAN looks like.
>>5659821
Booger why do you get so salty when people don't agree with your blatant bullshit.
Where in your fantasy do you find the anti androgens and estrogen you moron
>>5659873
Girls aren't used to getting called out on their bullshit.
>>5659873
Zhe's gonna synthesize zhis own with zhis financially independent farmer/biochemist husband.
>>5659878
>girls
You're literally enabling him, i wish you wouldn't.
create yourself, gaygen
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
>>5659878
>>5659863
damn it bullykun...
i almost had a logical response to every shitpost on here and you fucking come out of the woodwork and fucking bully me the fuck out.
i submit.
>>5659873
idk i like when people agree with me and i don't like when they don't. especially when it comes to stuff i'm all over.
>>5659882
I could care less what gender that freak is whatever happens to that freak really.
>>5659872
He looks like he showed up late to a hipster party
>>5659892
you put way too much stock in the opinions of others kid, may want to tone that down abit for your own sanity
>>5659936
kek implying i actually care about anyone's opinion here. i just like shitposting here senpai. it's as simple as that. :^)
if they disagree with me it doesn't bother me at all. they're just not as enlightened or euphoric as me. that's all.
>>5659953
Do you only have like, 4 reaction pics or something?
>>5659958
yeah too lazy to look for more and i cleared out my folders after downloading a fuck ton of shit off these private tracker i recently got into. ;~;
>>5659958
tbqh this is me
I have just a couple reaction images and nothing is going to get me to change otherwise
>>5659953
>don't care about anons opinions
>replies anyway
Oooo you sure showed us trannu just like how you show your family your manboobs you disgusting ugly fucking tranny.
>>5659976
kek are you even trying? such an ebin post. :^)
>>5659953
whatever you say boss, whatever you say.
>>5660000
Im just calling it as I see it.
You are literally showing off your breasts to your mom. That's the most disgusting degenerate shit ive ever read in your life.
Find jesus.
>>5660000
You should probably take a nap or something you sound really grumpy
>>5660014
i'm not grumpy at all senpai. i'm not even really paying attention. got a movie playing on another window while i post here. ;~; pretty awake too.
>>5660018
Grumpy, difficult
>>5660018
You really should just go...im not even trying to be mean.
>>5660018
your brain is fried, you can't even communicate without memes anymore. go do something else.
>>5660045
You've already overstayed your welcome even though you weren't even welcome in the first place.
>hahaha im just watching a movie i don't even care
>let me just respond to every post about how much I don't care!
You're a fucking mongoloid.
>>5660063
y-you too senpai
>>5660065
Not even senpai.
>>5660067
i said senpai :^) and it turned into senpai.
>>5659884
إن شاء الله
>>5660073
So why aren't you watching your movie you stupid bitch?
>>5659646
Gay face? I had to go back and look, never noticed his face at all
>>5659884
took me a while but here you go...
>>5660080
but i am. i can post wand watch it at the same time. ;~; on the same screen too. it's amazing. it's called having a pc. if i had another screen this process would be even more enjoyable. i highly recommend it.
>>5660074
>blue eyes
>white skin
guess what happened to that guy in the pic?
>>5660074
y dont u jihad my bp
>>5660092
fucking shave, you disgusting shit
you look rougher and more manly than my avatar, this is so wrong
>>5659884
>can only make femboys
Promised myself i would never touch a married man, open relationship or not, I only kissed him, but still feel bad.
>>5660092
>having a beard
>showing your mother your tits
What the fuck are you?
>>5660100
but i like having the five o'clock shadow. it makes me look kawaii imho.
>>5660106
>it makes me look kawaii imho.
no it makes you look ugly
>beard
>kawaii
pick one
go cleanshaven or go home
>>5660106
>a man with tits and a beard
>kawaii
You're really rustling my jimbobs
>>5660113
>You're really rustling my jimbobs
you get me bro *brofist*
>>5660134
>intentionally making yourself uglier
>>5660134
You go grrl don't listen to these haters.
If you want a beard and tits go ahead grrl you know you doin something right when you got haters.
You keep workin it grrl.
>>5660171
Just because a few people on the internet say you're pretty in degenerate fetish fuck central doesn't make you good looking honey.
>>5660171
took me a while but here it is in all it's beauty. ;~;
my baby beard. it's slowly growing.
>>5660171
>i couldn't make myself ugly if i tried.
kinda true
at least you have your looks
>>5660074
Hey qt wanna meet up some time
>>5660180
you're filling out nicely, hon
>>5660180
ewh desu
>>5660180
>>5660180
Well you succeeded in making yourself ugly.
>>5660180
A FUCKING STUBBLE OR BEARD WONT MAKE YOU MANLY OR GIVE YOU MORE TEST!
>>5659735
the only ones i really liked were suika and meiling
then again i'm p partial to the fighting games more than the actual games
all these (you)s have pleased me. it was worth not shaving for this desu.
>order a salad with both tuna and beefsteak on it
>everyone thinks this is weird
>nobody cares when my brother puts pepperoni on his tuna
>>5660204
Booger please stop trying to be an ebin trole it's really kind of sad.
In your own words, something something pretending to be retarded.
no bullies plz
>>5660212
kek desu niq i don't really take anything you say seriously. trannies in denial are not worth my time desu.
>>5660204
wait until I tell hitler about this
>>5660212
hi niq, sup?
>>5660208
You're both weird, lost my appetite tbqh thanks
>>5660217
shut up, niq is just a very attractive "apollo like" boy
>>5660217
>trannies in denial are not worth my time desu.
I don't even need to smell the bait
>>5660232
i mean it's only something niq admitted to me on skype. that she used to have gender confusion feels. i've seen the boipussy pics. i've seen more masc bps on mtfgen.
>>5660221
I just wanted some fsteak
>>5660232
but even the tranny can be right
>>5660242
booger the only time i ever talked to you was to call you a disgusting degenerate lol
>>5660253
:^) ok i'll stop bringing it up then. sorry didn't think it was that personal.
>>5660217
hahahaha booger bruv going around accusing everyone else of being a tranny does not make anyone else think you are any less of a tranny omg
absolutely 0 self awareness
>>5660272
i mean it's not an accusation but whatever i'll stop bringing it up. it's obviously hitting a soft spot with the femboy crew.
>>5660258
stop trying to drag people down to your level
>>5660272
this desu
this much cancer is terminal, i'm catching it by osmosis, christ.
>>5660277
booger we are talking about you on tinychat
Hi boys
>>5660296
oh cool. why would i care though?
>>5660308
don't even pretend mang, you're dying inside
>>5660308
BOOGER I AM VERY UPSET AND ANGRY AND YOU HAVE COMPLETELY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES IM SORRY FOR ALL OF THE MEAN THINGS I SAID TO YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY
>>5660342
You have a rape fetish, and it's quite apparent you adore attention.
>>5660342
are you hot when dressed as a woman?
>>5660306
Hi I've never seen you here before.
>>5660277
loooooool im insecure am i..im not the one growing a puberty stache to prove how manly i am
u was trying to call me a faggot the other day on skype too like wheres this even coming from
>you will never housebreak booger and turn him into a functional member of society
>>5660354
>possibly.
how about you show me
>>5660358
he wants attention
just give it all the attention u got and hope it gets fat and leaves
>>5660355
my point is i love you booger. I only ever said those mean things because i wanted to get a piece of that pretty boyclit
>>5660358
haha i was just saying you've been coming off gayer than usual. wasn't meant to rustle your jimmies. i was just trying to make conversation....
>>5660370
nah i'm not really insecure anymore. i have a pic with me in women's underwear in the archives though if you're curious.
>>5660373
y-you too anon. ;~;7
>>5660379
>i have a pic with me in women's underwear in the archives though if you're curious.
Take some new ones!!
Booger is awful, but somehow still better than circe + slutfat
what a world
>>5660354
I-im new :/
>>5660393
Leave while you can everyone here is an ass
>>5660398
Really? It seemed very cozy? Im used to being bullied anyway
>>5660413
r u hot
>>5660413
Well everyone's pretty nice unless you post pics that don't conform perfectly to the status quo
>>5660417
Very hbu bb
>>5658958
>Political aspirations always seems to trump ideology and personal ethics with those types
>Political aspirations always seems to trump
>always seems to trump
>seems to trump ideology and personal ethics >TRUMP
ULTIMATE MADMAN 2016
Why do fatties blame the status quo so much when in reality the primary reason people make fun of them so much is because they're usually shitting up taiwanese separatist boards with their blogposts?
>>5660426
I saw your pic yesterday, i thought you were cute:)
>>5660430
tots babe wanna fuk
