Let's get some inspo in here to help out fat friends out
prev edition >>5652574
p.s. circe get out reee
Hi, OP, how's it going.
Good thread edition!
I joined a gym so I could finally get fit, but I've ended up just going so I can run on the treadmill and watch all the qts in their tight clothing
why are there so few sexy /gg/ editions
it's always the worst shit tbqh
also why did someone apply the worst instagram filter to that image
>>5654238
I'm okay
BF is bringing me wine later
ATM i'm trying to design some GUI for the combat screen of this game
It's REALLY HARD
>>5654213
Honestly, I got to that /fit/ stage (nothing like the picture, though), and it was the blandest part of my life with all the routines and eating clean and whatnot.
I'm back to junk food and I've never been better (relatively speaking, of course), although I might try out cardio because I hear it's good for depression.
>>5654266
alright henny who's taking the crown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVddfGg0laQ
Bitches be mirin
>>5654274
oh shit didn't mean to reply to you girl
>>5654274
W-wut
I don't understand
Am I a chicken
I want a bf so bad
>>5654213
I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.
>>5654274
the most bland promo what the fuck
>>5654238
>almost 12 stone
What happened to the diet? Weren't you like 160 a few weeks ago?
>>5654213
How does one deal with being extremely submissive and single? When your entire turn on comes from pleasing someone else, being ordered around and showing your submission when you don't have anyone else to be your owner it feels so empty.
Putting a tight collar around my own neck, putting high socks, doing edging and denial sessions, throatfucking with a dildo...
It all feels to fucking empty. Right now I can only get off to sex stories and even then it's not that fun anymore.
Even worse since I'm pretty tall and pretty tall and relatively fit, I doubt any dominant guy will feel attracted to me.
What do I do?
>>5654275
The dog looks so much happier in the first pic.
>>5654309
Just go be a slut, anon, that's obviously what's gonna fulfill you.
Just make sure to stay sex positive or you're going get depressed
>>5654309
do you think you're fuckin special bitch
no one needs submissive bitch #1052 who posts on /lgbt/
>>5654309
You've probably heard it before, but be patient and make yourself available. Lots of dom guys are into more than just tiny twinks/fems.
p-post tummies?
>>5654302
I said I'm almost yeah I think my diet has ducked me a little, too much of it
Too much diet Not Enought exercise
>>5654309
>I doubt any dominant guy will feel attracted to me.
Post pics
>>5654332
>fat enabling in a /fit/ edition thread
Get out.
Fucking faggots
>>5654347
Oh sry its skinnyfat boy thought it might help sry
>>5654332
>tummies
skinnyfats should all fucking die in the next holocaust
>>5654320
I said submissive, not slutty. I obviously need someone I can trust, and besides I'm only into monogamic relationships. Sure I can act slutty but only for one person.
>>5654325
But how do you "make yourself available", put on a collar that says pet and hope I'll not get bashed?
>>5654341
Submissive not dumb, this is 4chan after all.
>>5654352
fuck me straight god ^_^
>>5654400
>But how do you "make yourself available", put on a collar that says pet and hope I'll not get bashed?
You should do so and get bashed tbqh, at least you'll be of more use to someone than you are now lmao
>>5654400
>put on a collar that says pet and hope I'll not get bashed?
There are both gay and bdsm dating sites.
>Submissive not dumb, this is 4chan after all.
So post a pic without your face.
It's not rocket surgery.
5'8 167 pounds. Help me be less fat please. I can't afford a gym membership. I want to lose 20 pounds before college starts in august.
>>5654394
Im sorry if that offended you, im socially retarded
>>5654415
watch your intake
exercise more
alternatively, take a knife to your problem areas and hope you don't bleed much
>>5654400
same desu
>>5654415
>5'8" 167 pounds
>help me be less fat
>fat
Ayy, this is an approriate thread to post my bulk progress in.
its going well! I'm going to cut down for Pride in June, and maybe walk around shirtless, depending on how brave I feel/how good i look.
>>5654444
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaisu
>>5654444
Checkt and cute
>>5654444
getting preddy fed up of being updated on ur weird ass body constantly
>>5654459
dw i took the liberty of subscribing you to my livejournal so you can get daily updates constantly texted str8 to your phone
thank me later
>>5654444
Quads
Work on them
>Slutting it up for pride
Fucking sloooot
>>5654267
>I've never been better
>I might try out cardio because I hear it's good for depression.
>better
>depression
>>5654459
>hi im 5652
>the number refers to how many times ive ODd this year
>WAHHHH WYAHHH WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LIKE ME AND WHY DON'T I HAVE FRIENDS I JUST DON'T GET IT ;__;
>>5654444
why are your nipples the same color as your skin
and you're doing this for pride? jfc feel bad for any pride goers who plan on eating
>>5654479
Oh no I'm doing it because its fun and will be a big plus for my Oxford application. But slutting it up at Pride is an optional + ancillary bonus.
>>5654478
tbqh 5652 already gets fucked and then shitposts here, making posts fun
all others are so desperate for a dicking they drag down post quality
this is the objective reality of /gg/
>>5654486
The aids will seep through your pores in pride
Good luck
>>5654478
did you forget to change your name or what?
>>5654309
You'll find the one, anon. I believe it. I found a guy to dominate me, they are out there. The hard part is keeping them for yourself when you're too submissive to ask they be only yours..
>>5654502
are you new
>>5654496
Trip on 5652
I post in between cumming on my boyfriend's cock and he just lays there as my cum seeps inside him.
>>5654415
You don't need a gym membership to cut out unhealthy food and go for runs every day. I believe in you anon!
>>5654415
Read the sticky, friendo!
>liamrosen.com/fitness.html
>>5654444
well done feel good. What's your diet like btw?
anyone in Florida?
I want to find someone to walk/skateboard/skip/hop/hitchhike to Texas with and down through Mexico and South America (we will have to get a boat to paddle around Cuba) and than get a boat ride to the south pole so we can escape the matrix together.
>>5654530
Protein and sadness I assume
I'm kidding though
>>5654534
you can try Walmart you cum hungry retard
>>5654543
You're disgusting and must be ugly.
Lifts killing me today
Should I wait one more day after my cold, gaygen
>>5654530
Originally I just skipped lunch every day. this was a very bad idea as it made me skinny without making me stronger, and I ended up a skinnyfat abomination (see pic #2).
After that I did a "clean bulk", where I counted calories carefully to slowly gain weight - I am actually heavier in pic #5 than in pic #3, I just look skinnier because more of the weight is muscle. This worked really well, but counting calories is really difficult and annoying, so unless you are really good at micromanagement maybe that isnt so good.
The final and most recent stage of my diet was just eating everything. Like, EVERYTHING. From pic #6 to pic #8 I just ate as much as possible - if I forgot to eat a meal I would order a pizza or cook up a few steaks to compensate. I didn't bother counting calories, but I did make sure I wasn't eating junk food - I just ate shittons of bacon, steak and pasta. That has been a lot more fun and my lifts are going really well now!
If you wanna lose or gain weight I suggest reading this:
>http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html#part3
it has better advice than i could ever give!
>>5654562
why is blog posting allowed
>>5654567
Because it's feel good
He's the resident qt
>>5654567
Thats not blogposting. Someone asked a question and I answered it.
Blog posting would be if I had posted that lil excerpt of my lifestory without provocation just to randomly smear my life over your face to validate my existence.
While that is tempting, I make a point of avoiding it where possible.
>>5654557
tbqh I can't be ugly because I don't live in Florida
>>5654567
why do you care? It's more interesting than
>tfw no bf
or circe's inane shit posting
>>5654594
bullying circe makes me fee uncomfortable because I dislike bullying, but I know that it's my duty to do so, even if it chips away at my soul. I'd gladly sacrifice my decency to bully that stupid cunt out of my general.
You hear me circe? I'll never stop. I'LL NEVER STOOOOPPPPP!!!!
>>5654594
theres a fallacy for this kind of thing but I forget what its called. It might be "Poisoning the well" but idk.
>>5654616
Can someone explain this? They seem pretty nice to me
>>5654616
that's the spirit, necessary bullying
>>5654633
Now *that* is textbook abusive ad hominem!
>>5654639
if he swept his hair up i would deffo bang the guy in glasses t b h
>>5654639
>trying to figure out which worse is worse enough to post on 4chan
I'm going with glasses
>>5654630
Maybe they a bit lonely? Cuz iktf
>>5654646
Cute ;_;
>>5654650
k-keep going, baka
I just spammed the thread link on 3 gay reddit pages.
which would you bang?
>>5654660
>fresh, naive reddit meat
thank you, anon
What's gaygen been up to all day?
>>5654667
This: http://i.imgur.com/mRagqs6.jpg
>>5654667
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,10,11,12,13
Im so lonely...
>>5654667
3, 4, 5
and F because they look like twins so I wouldn't feel bad
>>5654667
9 and 14... Yeah i hate myself
>>5654667
why no average guy who could do with maybe doing a bit more cardio option?
>>5654667
All but 11, 13, 1 and D
>>5654690
Why would you idealize an average guy
Average dudes are for acccccctually getting with, not for idealizing on mongolian trampoline trading boards
>>5654690
this kinda thing?
>>5654667
2,4,6,7,14
>people listing more than 2 choices from >>5654667
d e s p e r a t e
a n d
l o n e l y
>>5654702
the one on the left
>>5654715
>I'd only Fuck one specific type of man
Fuck off now
That shite really annoys me,
>>5654728
why are you the most desperate trip all the goddamn time
just fucking get laid already
jfc just come to my house and suck my cock already jheeze been snapping w/ u for like a month now
>>5654667
14, 7
>>5654742
>twink
>top
l o l
you had better have a lot of money pham
How do I land a boyfriend if I laugh like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
Hookup apps are starting to annoy me. I'm deleting all of mine.
>>5654758
R u qt?
>>5654755
become an accountant, never laugh ever again
>>5654760
How to be attracted to real men? I love dick but im only attracted to twinky faces
>>5654667
Pretty much all of them besides the fems.
And maybe 6. Something about him that'd eeh. Would if he turned out to be a cool person.
>>5654731
It's not desperate
I legit find a lot of body types attractive for different reasons hence why I'm vers
And I'm working on it!
>>5654763
Some people say I am.
>>5654750
got dat top mentality u knooo femmy bitches go for me
>>5654758
bby, just come over
>>5654803
I'm down if you are lol
YOU'RE ALL SLAVES
THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE.
YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLUMBER
THIS IS NOT REALITY
OPEN YOUR EYES
TWIST YOUR HEAD AROUND
REALIT
>>5654213
What's everyone doing for Valentine's Day?
Anyone in Coastal Virginia?
>>5654822
.. lemme ask my mister, first
>>5654828
>REALIT
>and then the secret service got a hold of him
>>5654763
this is him
>>5654835
You were serious!?
>>5654763
>>5654844
This is a better one where I don't look like jabba the hutt
>>5654667
2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 12
>>5654833
Wanking probs
>>5654849
lol, no
I'm not really in the mood for dickings tonight
I mean, maybe if you just wanted to fool around and make out a little.
But I'd still have to ask my mister first.
>>5654858
Id bf you senpai
>>5654833
might send an anonymous valentine to a guy who is nice but im not attracted to
just a lil self esteem boost for him, you know
>>5654869
awww. I wish I had this.
>>5654833
Plotting how I can score with my crush.
That is if he doesn't brutally reject me like earlier times.
>>5654874
i mean i could send one to you too but then i fear the effect would be rather wasted
>>5654833
Probably just eating at someplace spiffy, watching something romancy and lewding it up.
Do all gays have mommy issues or tumultuous relationships with their mothers?
>>5654905
Post your face then
>>5654905
>a grown ass man who aspires to be a DJ is covering his insecurities by belittle others
what else is new?
>>5654915
no, typically it's bad relationships with fatherssssss
>tfw have gr8 relationship with both
>still gay
>>5654915
My mom and I get a long just fine
>>5654476
It's been proven that aerobics are the best general treatment options for depression. Of course it's different for everyone, but I'd say it's worth a shot.
And I put the "relatively speaking" for a reason.
>>5654915
I'm closer to my mum than my dad. My relationship with my dad is good now, although it hasn't always been. Ever since I've been old enough to go to the pub with him we've definitely bonded a lot more.
>>5654905
And you wonder why you have no friends.
>being corrosive and spiteful
>being lonely
pick two
>>5654943
le hes not from this planet (:^
>>5654943
>mad he's telling the truth
stay
p r e s s e d
>>5654931
*one of the best
whups
>>5654949
sounds like the area you live in produces shit mothers or smth tbqh
>>5654915
I do.
>>5654941
Then I will continue to assume this is you
>>5654975
woof!
>>5654975
lmaoooooo
still better than you
>>5654975
Idk senpai, judging by the pictures you posted you're hella fat yourself..soo..
He's just telling the truth bruh. You a piggy.
>>5654943
t b h i have loads of friends i just occasionally have neurotic breakdowns that result in completely delusional amounts of insecurity
>>5654952
idk why everyones getting so mad its pretty obvious hes fat af you know its his problem if he cant handle the bantz
not like everyone now bullying me bc of my mental health issues which is really very inappropriate + rude
>>5654902
>tfw sp, jupp, samurbi and kyle harrington will never be in a cuddle pile
;_;
>>5654996
Fat guys are okay too sometimes
>>5655007
>you'll be at the bottom absorbing the most cuddles and heat
>>5655002
Wanna be my Valentine, Essex boi?
>>5654468
Hoooly fuck.
I've been trying to find the YouTube video with that frame since forever.
It was a bunch scenes from 70s gay porn movies edited to look like Street Fighter.
Can anyone link it?
>>5655013
I can't.
I spend way to much time on /fit/
Anything above 19-20% body fat is too much.
>>5655002
>i occaisionally have neurotic breakdowns
we know
you constantly blogpost about them
stop
>>5655029
just search "boss of this gym"
its a dank meme
trip on Klein
>>5655044
who is this half baked potato peeler
Sometimes I wish I were a cute female.
>>5655053
>>>>>>>>/hongen/
what did you eat/drink today?
>Thai chicken salad
>3 PB & CHOC Chip cookies
>2 Jumbo Cinammon Rolls
>left over fried codfish
>2 glasses of Almond Milk
>2 12oz bottles of water
>5 scoops of Pumpkin Icecream
I haven't even taken a shit yet today but I feel it ready to give birth.
>>5655059
don't act like you don't
>>5655060
your shit is going to give birth?
>>5655060
why are you spamming this everywhere just go back to /r/atheism
>>5655034
Is that like going on /v/ so much that you think every game is objective shit made by SJWs?
>>5655060
Granola bar for breakfast, then spinach and chicken enchiladas from a mexican place I went to eat at with the graduates I work for. Sweet tea for lunch. Having leftover enchilada for dinner.
>>5655066
i only posted it here idiot cuz its /fit/ thread and you have to eat 10000 calories dailly to get muscles
>>5655071
Sort of yes.
I really hate leftist too. Fat people and leftist.
>>5655073
Yum!
Have you ever had a sidejob?
>>5655075
no you also posted it in another thread can you lllllllllllliterally stop spamming your anti-ireland propaganda
go suck on a tofu or smth tbqh
>>5655044
so cute :333333333333
>>5655082
>allowing yourself to be this greatly inlaced by memes
lmao no one actually thinks like this. it's ironic shit posting you clown.
>>5655050
it's me, shitposting cropped pictures of myself
>half baked potato peeler
kek
>>5655094
I think there's plenty of people who actually do believe those things.
>>5655013
if you are black + rapper
only acceptable circumstances in which you are ever allowed to be fat
>>5655028
m-maybe
>>5655035
im going to bc a dj now just to spite everyone here
>>5655036
tbf tho pretty easy to ignore me
my posting is of a very high quality the rest of the time so im allowed to whine about shit occasionally
>>5655060
can of spinach + 2 boiled eggs with sum gorgonzola
my eating habits questionable af i know
>>5655060
>rice
>beans
>carrots
>steak with onions
>carrots, beetroot
>passion fruit gelatin
>fermented milk
>hersheys bar
>>5655106
christ. memes have become sentient and are corrupting the minds of neck beards everywhere
>>5655086
I like potatos fuck you
>>5655084
That seems incredibly unhygienic... Why would anyone ever do that...
>>5655123
to give sidejobs are you illiterate
>>5655123
for dick sucking obviously
fit 2 dicks in each cheek and 1 down your mouth: Cum explosion
>>5655128
Yeah but like... Eating, and drinking... What happens when he sleeps on his side?
>>5655084
I want 2 extra holes in my ass
>>5655130
It would be impossible to give a proper blowjob..
You couldn't suck with those holes there
>>5655138
yeah same the aids penetration is just so much more efficient
>>5655087
bad taste
>>5655135
They just plug it up with something.
>>5655141
>not knowing how to sidefuck a throat
Pleb
>>5655141
you could if you plugged them with dicks. Jesus has that hormone abuse made you fucking dumb and illiterate?
>>5655153
>implying i'd ever want to stick my dick in any one
4chan makes me feels so perverted and I'm noticing lately only strange things turn me on in porn. I need to leave.
>>5655150
it's my taste, deal with it
>>5655162
how do people let this happen to them
ive been on 4chan for quite a while now and nothing gets me more turned on than vanilla passion T BQHH
>>5655176
rugby showed me his shota collection :|
>tfw only used to be into fems but now you want to get used and spit on by big hairy muscley men
what happened
>>5655191
That's the same as a "straight" guy only jerking off to shemales. You were just uncomfortable with yourself
>That feel when you're masturbating and you accidentally cum into your cup of coffee and then have to hold a philosophical debate with yourself over whether or not to still drink it.
We've all been there, I'm sure.
>>5655206
is this what reddit thinks is humor
>>5655191
have you been going to the gym and/or browsing /fit/?
>>5655191
no one is really into fems
it's just a denial stage "i-im not r-really gay im into fems" >>> "I'm gay but only for fems" >>> "just fucking rail me so fucking hard big muscle man please I beg"
>>5655206
>accidentally
Also yes, i always go for it
>>5655214
No, that's what just happened to me.
I sense you are a lonely person.
>>5655206
That would be awful because the seman would clump up in a stringy mucus and probably get caught in your throat on the way down.
>tfw never hawk a cum loogie
>tfw me and my bf are planning huge vacation for valentines day
:)
>>5655233
>I sense you are a lonely person.
Are you sure those aren't your projections you're sensing?
>>5655235
>vacation in winter
Take it in summer like normal people.
>>5655215
no, just talking to other faggots
>>5655235
t-take me with you....
>>5655235
Just one day? Guess you save money I guess
>>5655227
I like naturally femmy guys, the ones who try to act and look feminine are just mtfs in denial
>>5655206
>tfw cum all over face and rub it in like lotion
>once dry wash it off
>skin actually feels softer and less blemishes.
>>5655244
>rich privilege
reeeeee
>>5655230
Listen, chum, this thing fires where it wants to fire. I don't have any control over it. Like a loose fire hose on full blast. Everywhere it gets. I'm just lucky it doesn't have an agenda.
>>5655255
>naturally femmy guys
>try to act and loo feminine are fake
Do you even listen to yourself or are you this retarded naturally?
>>5654833
>What's everyone doing for Valentine's Day?
pic related
>>5655258
>not getting someone to cum on you and lick it up and spit it in your face and rub it in through a series of slaps
>>5655263
Winter is the most expensive time to vacation.
http://www.independenttraveler.com/travel-tips/air-travel/the-best-and-worst-days-to-fly
![5fb2a12de29c8916a576bc89da86bc30[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RfDw7l8.png "5fb2a12de29c8916a576bc89da86bc30[1].png")
>>5655206
>>5655268
I think you might be the retard if you don't know the difference between being something and turning yourself into something
>>5655277
When will you die? Can you die soon please? Take Slutboi with you as well. Suicide pact together and save us your daily annoyance.
>The NEETs of the future are going to look back on us like we do on cavemen, laughing at how we had to make do with pixels on a 2D display rather than fucking our waifus 24/7 on a holodeck.
>It's a bad feel.
![4183_4119_881[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oFmDVA5.jpg "4183_4119_881[1].jpg")
>>5655287
>>5654833
Doing laundry, probably also going to the public library.
Crying myself to sleep.
>>5655288
There is no difference.
>>5655293
>that fucking dollop on top
stop
please
i beg
>>5655300
>>>/hongen/
>>5655304
Oh shit, it IS february
>>5655301
I don't know if that's semen, the recipe says to mix it with the whiskey and stir it.
>>5655290
>tumblr gifs
you better follow them out.
>>5655293
/GG/ HAVE YOU LET YOUR SEMEN MELT TODAY?
>>5655304
Mid to late February is Spring break for average universities causing the cost of flying to sky rocket in price.
Go fuck yourself and try reading more before you speak your idiotic opinions.
>>5655319
>hating tumblr gifs
go back to /r/4chan
>>5655314
All of those recipes are shit
The semen never actually makes any difference in any of them
>>5655053
Sometimes I wish you were a cute female too. I mean, who wouldn't want to date a cute chick like booger or circe?
>>5655334
Just fucking die already. JESUS CHRIST you're annoying.
