post em' if ya got em
I've actually got that homosexuality: legitimate deathstyle comic right now if anyone wants to see that. I've dumped it here before. It's good fun.
But I've also got a couple asay stuff that's just hilariously confusing but anti gay?
I like how he just assumes the reader is gonna be as anti gay as him so he doesn't feel the need to make strong points. Like just hey look at this gay, disgusting amiright?
>>5646387
so if a kid has two dads he's slightly less happy ?
>/pol/s all muhstaterights now
>but forget back when antigay repubs wanted a ban on gay marriage at the federal level
>>5646403
Leaving it up to the states was actually working out. Before the Supreme Court made their decision there were only 13 states that still banned gay marriage. It was slow but it was working. I'm glad the SC sped things up, though
>>5646396
His face and everything is just straight copied from one to the other except his eyebrows are a little different?
and that's about all i got on asay on gays
oh hah wait one more
>>5646472
haha fuck you no it's chuck asay
he's really bad at making his point and he doesn't like gays or abortion
>>5646478
Animals are pretty much all voyeurs.
>>5646467
I love how when women rape they label it "dating" and "affairs" as it they are somehow not rape. We really need to do something about the women raping their students, it is getting fucking out of hand. But sadly feminism dictates what you can and can not say about rape and feminism doesn't care when women rape boys.
>>5646478
If it wasn't for the text, I'd think these were supportive of gay rights. Some of them even manage to that with their text.
>>5646495
I personally enjoy how in a thread not at all about lesbians/feminism and really just about making fun of extremist antigay fucks there's always that one forcing his weird antilesbian/feminism shit.
Like damn I'm pretty sure there could be a thread all about flowers and you'd come in all
WELL LESBIANS BEAT UP AND RAPE FLOWERS
Just go make a thread about it and leave it there while I shitpost more politicking cartoons.
>>5646495
>I love how when women rape they label it "dating" and "affairs" as it they are somehow not rape.
dude this comic is by a male, it's just some weird confused argument against homosexuality
>>5646502
His whole shit is like this. Just google asay comics. You can kinda tell there's a point? Maybe?
Ultimately he just assumes you already hate gays as much as he does so he figures he can just draw a gay man and it'll make you rage as much as he does.
This is how hate the sin people see themselves. Just this happy middle ground and we're just too extreme with our same sex fuckery.
>>5646535
>literally self-inserting as jesus
>>5646454
is that comic pro or anti gay marriage? I'm confused
>>5646631
It's an edit I just found funny. This is the original. Back when obama said he was now pro gay and that whole "opinions evolve" thing.
>>5646654
I can't tell if it's pro or anti? Is the joke ironic that straight people do this or do they literally have zero self awareness?
>>5646682
I don't have the whole book but it's legitimate anti-gay propaganda.
>>5646654
my sides
>>5646691
>legitimate
Let's call it genuine
>>5646691
Christ
>>5646654
Oh lord, this is actually real. "Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Death-Style" by Dick Hafer. Dick Hafer. So cute.
You can read the whole thing online. Whenever I try to link it, my post gets flagged as spam, though.
>>5646654
>>5646691
>>5646710
I do have the whole thing on my comp if ya'll wanna see it dumped but I've done it before and don't wanna take over if people would rather do individual political cartoons.
Also have fanart of that comic.
>letting government decide who you can marry
>>5646396
Look again. The lady is high as balls and not paying any attention to her children. Moustache man is visibly less happy. Over in the gay marriage channel, the gay man is paying attention to his baby and actively playing with it. The moustached husband is visibly happier, and the children are no different. Clearly, Asay is saying that just because you can spit out a kid doesn't mean you recognize the responsibilities of parenthood, and natural reproduction is not an inherent right.
It's a subtle and caring message.
>>5646825
Nothing trumpfags just gotta push their shit where it don't belong like always.
>>5646654
>grossed out by kissing
Is this shit for real?
>>5646951
people are pretty gross
do you know where their mouths have been?
More kelly cause I love him
this is amazing to me because it was almost 40 years ago or more when published and look how close we are to being this mans nightmare
>>5647007
This kinda stuff is weird to me, since, it doesn't even provide a reason that those things are bad. It just assumes you'll find them terrifying.
>>5646994
i literally do not understand what the purpose of this cartoon is
is he literally in favor of the military industrial complex? is he AGAINST peaceful resolutions?
>>5647045
I think that whole comic is a joke.
>>5647045
Oh nah chill it's from the onion. It's satire making fun of political cartoons.
>>5647045
>not knowing Kelly
There's always one.
>>5647007
>sodomy laws
fun police
>right to teach in public schools
any competent person should be allowed to have a job
>spousal and medical benefits
>custody and adoption rights
like straight people have?
>armed services
faggots aren't allowed to be patriots?
>>5647053
>>5647066
i see
that actually is pretty funny then
>>5647067
Poe's law applies here since i was unaware of the source of the comic
>>5646323
shameless shitty self-promotion OC here.
Ben "Frag the Fags" Garrison up in this shit
>>5647182
>yeh
Hwhut
>>5647239
Writing is hard mang
This is how you get aids
Honestly I do like that gays made themselves super flamer and swishy and shit cause even when they strawman you into being a can of worms you still look like a really fun bunch of worms.
>>5647277
Haha, holy fuck the not so subtle racism here. He's really pandering to his audience.
>>5647287
those worms all look trill as fuck
>>5647287
>fatherless children
That's not /lgbt/s fault. That's the work of the jews and feminists.
>>5647045
Kelly from the Onion it makes fun of political cartoons.
>>5646994
>crying statue of liberty
every time.
>>5647529
i just noticed it actually says "the onion" on the comic
i should be more observant
>>5646654
This CAN'T be real
>>5646803
Uh, you can say you're married to whoever you want, but without the government, it's literally just saying words, it's meaningless.
>>5647589
feel free to google it
>saliva contains germs and substances not normally found in the rectum
is this the complaint?
>>5647025
I mean, if you think gays are inherently abominable and bad then it follows that those things would be. It only seems so ridiculous because there isn't anything wrong with gay people and therefore no good reason for them not to have those things. Mentally replace "gays" with "rapists" or something like that.
>>5647665
>>5647297
you don't even know. that's the guy who drew the original laughingjew meme, along with more blatant racist caricatures than probably anyone else.
>>5648682
It's true. Ben "Pulled a KA-BAR at the Gay Bar" Garrison is basically pol incarnate.
Wish he did more gay shit cause it'd be hilarious but I'm think the reason he doesn't is cause he's a maybe a bit of a closet homo (again like pol). At least going by such a boner he has for trump. In a purely sexual way.
>>5649238
is that geert wilders?
>>5649319
milo yiannapolous
>>5649238
>gaytriarchy
kek'd
>>5649238
>confusing A. Wyatt Mann and Ben Garrison
Shameful
>>5649648
>defending Ben "Unload a Mag in Every Fag" Garrison
>>5649727
well this one was right up until a couple of years ago desu
>>5649751
Wyatt mann is literally my idol
>>5649727
Lol, reminds of this band poster my friend made.
>>5649648
Why do you support "Zyklon Ben" Garrison? ;_;
>>5646654
>Legitimate Alternative Deathstyle
Sounds like a metal band. Also, I love this comic. Never got to read the end where he cures gay with Jesus, though.
>>5647601
It should be meaningless
we apparently can't divorce marriage from christianity despite the fact that marriage exists in basically every culture known, so it shouldn't have anything to do with the government
some more work by Ben "Niggas Gonna Panic When They See This White Germanic" Garrison
>>5649757
>race mixing
...he's aware two people of the same sex can't reproduce, right?
>>5649825
But ebonics shows plenty of academically valid signs of being a consistent, structured dialect with cultural meaning and traditional grammar. Divergent doesn't mean degraded.
>>5649925
The problem is that marriage creates units that are socially beneficial and economically driven, so it's in a government's best interest to streamline contracts based on it and incentivize long-term unions. The problem isn't government involvement. It's religious parasitism. As you said, marriage is older than any religion practiced on the planet, by many thousands of years, and yet Abrahamic religions try to claim sole sovereignty on the matter.
>>5649940
>>5647277
I want to split these into a bunch of tiny reaction images.
>>5646403
>tfw having a pro-LGBT Supreme Court means having an anti-second amendment Supreme Court.
>>5647007
>this is amazing to me because it was almost 40 years ago or more when published and look how close we are to being this mans nightmare
Too bad ol' Dicky isn't still alive to experience existential dread. Between him and Jack Chick, I don't know which is worse.
>>5646825
I don't know, but it's funny.
>>5650281
Eternal suffering.
>>5650281
i'm a gay man and i like my second amendment rights more than my right to get 'married'
>>5646389
Kind of like how faggots just assume everyone will be as gay as they are so they don't have to make strong points?
>hurr durr, let's shit on every tradition that's been developed for good reasons over thousands of years!
>PRIDE PAHRADE!!!! IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE!!! WHY YOU SO MAD? WHY SO ANNOYED? WHY SO INTOLERANT?!
>HURR DURR, ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME AND SUCK MY METAPHORICAL EGO DICK IS A HOMOPHOBE AND A BIGOT!!!!
>>5646323
Gays are creepier, they often look exactly alike
>>5646915
>>5646382
Wow that dude was a pretentious cunt. Too bad the house owner didnt have a gun.
>>5646396
I know i would be.
>>5651481
>it's old so it's good
Lol fucking traditionalists crack me up. Let's bleed you out when you're sick and marry you to that girl across the street cause her dad's gonna give us a goat if you do.
>>5646323
>implying a 20 year committed relationship is anything close to the norm in the gay community
wew lad
>>5650171
Doesn't mean ebonics should be treated as a useful dialect. I mean unless you're an anthropologist doing studies on black people.
Let's have some fucking fun today
Teach 'em how to fag of course
Could it be that lady gaga lied to me?
Just realized ms brighteyes here just appears out of thin air while they're walking along. Lil hafer just pointed him out assuming he was perverted based on nothing. What if he'd been wrong and that was just a nicely dressed mailman with a perm?
I put my leather chastity cup on one ball at a time like any other citizen.
>crying about a purse hitting you
Who's the real fag
To think we could have been called sappys
those kids are now gay
>this is disgusting
>what else can you tell us
just like my "straight" pol baby that comes in here all the time
Sounds gay
This sure has convinced me to not be gay anymore.
It's true. I only got a job to pay for fucking and I fuck my way to my job.
Wait no that's my car, shit
>>5654225
When was this published, exactly?
>>5654250
1986
really thought it was longer ago just based on the art style
hate when comics push their fetish into the material
nope, no argument that's just exactly how we all are
I'm actually curious about bathhouses too. Do they even exist still?
I wish I could have seen this guy as he did the research for all this.
what the hell else do you expect on the tv of some gay bar? football?
>curl your hair
>frosts me
ok nah this shit wasn't used in the 80s
>snitches bitching that they got propositioned in the park
what a bunch of teases
That banker from atlanta went real far out of his way for some dick
>thrust
I see what you did there hafer ya cutie
Did the word dildo not exist in the 80s or what?
>trigger warnings
Will continue later, maybe, gotta go prepare some food and other disgusting acts.
>>5654399
Oh shit now you got me hooked!
>>5654399
Thank you based anon, this is always a good read
>>5654356
to be fair, the Iwo Jima memorial looks kind like a gay orgy from a distance.
>>5654399
This can only be good
>>5654419
>>5654449
>>5654606
back mother fuckers
>only half swallow
disgusting
next page, can't post cause duplicates, posting fanart in place
>>5647665
but I like how he's more disgusting by the saliva on ass than the possibility of shit on tongue
>>5654663
Straight people didn't kiss yet in the 80's?
I'm gonna guess the ear
>>5654707
>>5654714
when straights kiss it's for the purpose of courtship and breeding only and therefore there's no disease
same for if they go ass to mouth
so tsundere about this my little manlet
>WHEEE!!
>>5654764
surely no straight man or women would enjoy being drenched in fresh hot urine.
How do you answer in the 80s when some guy comes up asking if you rub bodily waste on yourself sexually?
>>5654789
I'm guessing the early 70s
The source of that legendary 4chan banner.
>>5651481
A potato sack isn't a good defense against AIDs
>>5654799
I'm guessing he either made the stat up or it took place late 70s/early 80s. Tried looking up but couldn't find any published study with those figures.
>>5654830
Is he going to talk about lesbians at any point? I'd like to see that, since they're less likely to get std
Blood just jumps out from your veins into some science looking glass where a dr determines if there's some AIDs bugs swimming in it with a micro glass thingy.
>>5654853
Nah not at all.
There's not much visual anti lesbian propaganda. The only kind I'm familiar with is in books. Old timey books would right lesbian wank stuff with the overall moral always being "and then the dikeyer one died or went crazy from being such a dike while the nicer less dikey one was saved by a man, the end"
>>5654853
>people caring about lesbians outside porn
>ever
crazy this complete lack of understanding about aids
It's been 30 years and all his fears are met. Hospitals are in ruins from all the AIDs, gay marriage is legal, lesbians are in our cartoons.
I assume he's worried cause he's currently fucking brighteyes and maybe catching that ARC
Bullshit some this guy caught aids from his wife just from kissing.
I swear my mother caught syphalis from her ex husband in the 80s and he'd told her that she must've been the cheating one, but he'd forgive her. Even though she knew she never went out and he was fucking around often.
You just know this guy was a closet homo, not fucking his wife of 30 years, got AIDs and blamed it on her and the lie just got into the news.
I love this faggy little mosquito.
This is actually kind of sad to think about living back then. No one really aware of what AIDs was or how it transmitted, believing it to be a plight on gays, and refusing them basic courtesy and life saving treatments.
>>5651481
Is this for real? I can't tell anymore when a /pol/tard is being ironic or being moronic.
Plus side tho is that pol is always wrong and this really hasn't become the worst disease possible and it's generally stable or in the decline.
>>5654980
By the way, that study conclusively showed that, like nearly all blood-borne diseases, AIDS cannot be spread by mosquitos.
>>5655008
Just assume they're all retarded.
That's your safest bet.
ignore that fuck up,
this is hep b in your ass
>dat senor amebiasis
CAN'T PULL A RUG FROM UNDER THIS BUG YOU SCIENCEFAGS
You too little doggie!
I'm always curious about why democrats were more open to homos than republicans. I can make some theories but I'd really like to see some historical shit on it.
Look how far we've come.
Ya know I don't really hear many bad things about jimmy carter from either side for a president.
I swear I'm calling my gay marriage after party a sodomy banquet
what a man
When I visit DC I wanna know all the gay politics and which bushes I can get a quickie out of. Tour guides are slacking
Btw gotta go eat that disgusting chili I just made. brb to finish the last of it.
Uh, funny he didn't mention Harvey Milk even once
>>5654149
You know, it seems like it would be that the orientation influences who the first sexual contact is with, not the other way around.
Back with a spoon full of AIDS
>>5655221
That's an inconvenient fact considering the narrative he's trying to build where fags only have time for indiscriminate bugsex.
fucker just threw his icecream
Don't get the anger. If he believes there's no discrimination against gays than an anti-discrimination bill does nothing good or bad so why this butthurt?
And Maryland is now sodom and gomorrah
>This is how liberty dies, with a couple homos swapping disease
the subtlety is what I truly appreciate of this comic
>>5654225
>>5654245
>Implying I have this much sex ever.
never trusted libertarians
>I don't understand statistics
I mean if you're gonna suck dick what's stopping you from lying about pedos.
>all these homos not into a lil S&M
weak fags all of you
This is my response from now on when they ask why gays and lesbians have higher rates of abuse in whatever skewed stats.
>>5655412
I think you skipped a chapter?
thanks for this, I'm having fun kek
>are you saying correlation equals causation
>yeah basically
that's the entire comic in jest
>>5655491
Wait, are they saying that 68% of murders have been commited by gays?
>>5654802
>Puking into a mailbox
Isn't messing with the mail a federal offense?
The part I find most humorous is that the anti-gay stuff is based in real criticism of gays while the pro-gay stuff is all fantasy and myth.
Monogamous loving gays? Ha ha ha ha. That shit is funny.
>>5655496
oh nah sorry that's just all I've got. There's no more available online than this, at least none that I've found though I've looked often.
I'm tempted to buy the book just so I can scan it and fully dump it someday.
>>5655486
>twice as many gays and lesbians admit to having contempladed suicide at least once!
Gee I wonder why
>>5655514
Oh
Well, that was a fun ride, thanks anon
>>5655505
sexually oriented murders
Idk the source of that stat but it likely comes that they'll define a sexually oriented murder as anything kind of lewd. Like a bite mark on the victim or some semen somewhere. If it's a guy murdered they just assume the murderer was both a guy and gay in that sexual murder.
>>5654980
No way thoes soldiers could've contracted aids from overseas prostitues.
>>5655514
You can kinda see more behind that last page...looks like it goes into 'curing' it from there.
Thanks for the ride, man!
>>5647287
The thing I see coming out of this 'can of worms' in reality, is that polygamy will guaranteed become legal practice in the next decade or so (maybe sooner).
There's no good argument against it that are not based on the same type of preconceptions used against same sex marriage.
>>5656426
There's one very good argument against it: it's indefensible as a contract. The parties are too numerous that they couldn't be maintained cleanly, and terms could not cheaply be standardized. There's also the rather thorny issue of potential (and consistent as far as American history goes) economic exploitation of one member by the others.
>>5655254
And he's claiming 85% is a worrying figure when the straight people's figure is 96%.
Why even say it in the first place? Didn't really think this through, did he?
>>5654704
Oh man. I forgot drawing that but I recognize the pre-pen pressure lines.
I remember when /co/ story-timed that whole booklet. What a wild fucking ride. Think it was the same guy who used to dump Chick tracts for the hilarity.
>>5657098
I haven't been on /co/ in ages. Is Chick Tracts guy gone? A pity.
>>5655509
Only if a sodomite does it. They're probably doing it for some sick sadomasochistic fetish, anyway.
>>5655511
I for one welcome the return of the fascists and the communists. The only productive homosexual is the one shot and buried, feeding the worms and the soil, or the ones toiling in the labor camps.
We were given freedom and we didn't know what to do with it. We are not responsible adults. We belong in the underworld.
>>5646951
typical lgbt poster
>>5649346
A shame.
>>5649940
>one bewildered child
nice
>>5656426
>>5656531
There's little reason for marriages to keep existing as they currently are. The government has no business in keeping an eye on all marriages. Not like that.
Hopefully, marriage will be downgraded into something a lot more simpler, losing all monetary benefits of all kinds and instead just becoming something that turns one into "family" in the eyes of whatever cares about that.
This is also important since straight marriages are broken right now. Marriage needs to be reworked to fit into a society that now allows women to work freely and shit.
>>5646951
Idk but I can think of a few people I'd love to be gross with.
>>5649833
>Rushing Undead Parish.jpg
>>5660049
On marriage one thing I think ought be required is a counseling before you get your certificate and a counseling before divorce. Then a few months after that counseling, after you've had a chance to think things over, you can marry or divorce.
And not a kind of counseling that decides whether you can do it or not but just one that lays out some facts on marriage. Some facts on what commitment means. Presenting questions they ought to work out like what does it mean to cheat to you? What are your career goals? How many children do you want if any? How do you deal with your family or parents getting sick? What home are you hoping for? You've now got power of attorney do you understand what that means and what your partner wants?
I feel like divorce rates wouldn't be so bad if you took away the spontaneity of marriage and also the ignorance of how much work it really is.
>>5647665
>anal play with the tongue is gross!
I mean, I can understand, some people just don't like that kind of stuff-
>because saliva in mah anus
Wut.
>>5654108
>homophobic
>"dick" hafer
Kek.
>>5647376
Oh, fuck off
>>5649887
>My lifestyle determines my deathstyle
Metallica are truly masters of prose.
>>5646323
most retarded comic ever
what is it implying?
that straight couples are degenarates?
that gays are monogamous and comitted?
tumblr tier cancer
>>5654271
If you look at any comics/cartoons from that period, they all had that style. Today we have noodle arms, back then it was the whole School House Rock/sketchy look, I'm not sure who started it, probably Schultz.
>>5654998
I heard that in reality, Gays still tend to be the group most vulnerable to AIDS. Might have to do with anal sex, theres no part of the human body filled with more open blood areas than the human ass.
>>5654958
Whats really scary about the origin of Aids is when you realize how darker the real explanation is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWd4KblpDsc
>>5646691
I have all of it - I'm too lazy to post it though - it's pretty sweet
>>5649825
>Spanish based language courses
WHAT IS SPANISH CLASS ALEX
>>5664026
Post it anon, please! I want to see the conclusion so bad
>>5654271
>the two "straight" guys sitting in the grass at a lake together, gazing into eachothers eyes
It's like he's doing it on purpose
>>5655316
>women
>legitimate minority
>literally 50% of the population
to conservatives, a minority is just anybody that's different than them, isn't it
>>5649940
>completely accurate drawings of various types of hideous degenerate
>gross caricature of Jew for no reason?
Why do they always have to ruin their point with this insane antisemite shit? Can we maybe get something done here instead?
>>5655501
>Can it be cured?
I can only guess the answer is gonna be "With Jesus".
>>5646454
shit that made me lol
>>5664119
Social minorities usualy refer to groups that are marginalized culturally and economically, not necessarily refering to the number. Women are considered a social minority
>>5657752
I ran out of tracts.
Also, I'm trans. Kek!
>>5649238
hell yus
>>5649751
>Ben Garrison
Um, no. You have to include a rhyming racist thing whenever you say his name.
Ben "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Garrison
>>5646478
Aww these cute lil' bears c:
>>5646458
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
>>5646516
I like how you tacked on the whole lesbian thing even though anon never said anything about lesbians in their post.
Femenazi calling the kettle black.
>>5649238
Not sure if you're playing along or just unaware that turning BenGarrison's liberal satire comics in to fascist ones has been a meme for a while.
>>5655472
>I'm not gay, but twenny dolla is twenny dolla
>>5655486
>>5655491
>actually admitting you're not into S&M in any degree
B O R I N G
>>5655501
the guy actually bothered to waste his precious time making a whole book expressing his clearly irrational and uninformed views on homosexuality?
I haven't even seen lesbians protrayed there yet. The guy has got to be closeted.
>TFW when homo male
>Agree with this shit because it actually has good counter-points against the status-quo today and actually seems to be logical when it comes to slippery slope
>>5646382
>>5646440
>>5646458
>>5646535
This is the kind of shit which makes people hate LGBT in general.
You won't stop at rights, you'll go for a complete renewal of society to benefit you.
I miss when discrimination meant rights and not feelings.
>>5662108
He probs hates gays because he was teased about his name in school.
>>5646654
>AAARGH!
>>5646495
I know this is an old-as-fuck post, but in my high school there were several male teachers who fucked girls, and one was an open secret. I don't know of any female teachers like this. i think the issue isn't that female teachers are more likely to do it, it's that male students are far more likely to brag about banging the hot teacher than female students are, so evidence-backed proof comes out on social media and such.
>>5675913
Here's your reply.
>>5664210
>I-i'm a redpilled Jew!
You're worse than the /polgbt/ fags.
this kind of stuff is fucking hilarious
honestly im sad i live in such a sterile decade
living in the 70s or 80s would be amazing
hatred fuels creativity and humour like nothing else
>>5663297
It's supposed to imply that the criteria used to choose who gets marriage rights and who doesn't are messed up (or at least were at the time of the comic's creation).
People whine about "muh pure hetero marriage" but turn a blind eye to all of the cases like those seen in the first two panels.
I'm surprised this needed explaining. Seemed pretty obvious desu.
>>5675913
>You won't stop at rights, you'll go for a complete renewal of society to benefit you
Um, excuse me, but the entire history of the "LGBT" movement has been about concessions.
