What are you planning for Valentine's Day? You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
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>>5645374
Kill yourself
>>5645374
>just after 8pm
>still wishing I could just kick out the stool and sleep forever
i wanna be a sleepy beepy squishy bushy
Me last night. My hair is flat from having it tied up at work all day and i think i look like i could pass if i dress the part.
>>5645371
I only like fetishes in 2d so i wouldnt kno
>>5645394
sooo cute!
...also the human!
>>5645392
i want to fuck you
:^)
>>5645374
Nope, here's hoping that someone cute might ask me out tho
>>5645371
:^)
>>5645394
Me tonight. Same face, but now my hair is super bright and i...dont think i could pass. I like the hair. But it makes me more boyish.
>>5645396
Yes nina is also an adorable being and we shoulf ALL worship her.
>>5645393
i don't think gender is relevant.
>>5645394
well you're my 3d fetish so it's hard to cope with.
>>5645389
will you ever tell me why drop trip also those pics make me so sad.
>>5645403
gotcha good huh kiddo ;)
>>5645374
>tfw no Noun valentine
Someone kill me slowly and painfully thanks desu senpaitachi
>>5645374
Unrequited love and loneliness.
>>5645404
your smile is cutee
>>5645406
literally nobody knows who noun is
And a picture of nina because shes the greatest
>>5645405
Can i ntr you
>>5645409
I do and i've had more than one anon who did
>>5645414
eaten by namesync
Trannies are all fucking stuck up prudish cunts : - )
Nice gals like me ALWAYS finish last..
>>5645404
You look like shit even for a dude. Have you ever heard of a comb or actually fuck it there is too much hideous going on in this photo.
>>5645420
>Combing curly hair
>being this privileged
>>5645374
I'm going to cry silently in my room
>>5645374
planning on making a nice home-cooked dinner for the man who's only attracted to me as a man!
things are f-fine!!
>>5645420
>literally took the photo an hour after a stylist did the hair professionally
>>5645413
nnh..i want you to be happy but at the same time, it hurts. i guess you can, i sure as hell don't deserve you.
>>5645420
Eat shit anon.
>>5645428
Holy shit thats so beta
>>5645431
The priv is insane
>>5645405
u want to meme off? where's the pic of the dead or alive trip select
>>5645405
those pictures paint a picture I'll never see again if I transition
>>5645440
COME TO PORTLAND AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH
>>5645418
What did he mean by this?
>>5645423
It'll be okay senpai
>>5645426
Don't worry senpai, i'll fuck your shit up.
>>5645440
It is! until it leaves me again..
>>5645434
i never said i wasn't pathetic.
>>5645435
i think i'm retiring from the meme life. it just doesn't feel the same anymore.
>>5645439
rough.
>>5645418
alright calm down kayla
>>5645443
Come to Cali ;]
Frog is here just waiting for you ;]
>>5645444
Well I hope it never does and u can just be dreamy girl instead desu
>a book with ntr AND insects
Well shit.
>>5645445
I know but thats pathetic
>>5645445
some of just shouldn't transition, I would just be cutting down my job opps, relationship options and family to be a gorilla man with tits I wouldn't call it rough but more so the truth
>>5645450
yeah, i'm almost completely fucking docile. i pretty rarely get assertive. i dont know why i even try honestly.
>>5645454
i'm not allowed to die yet apparently.
>>5645456
you'd also be trying to repress what you know you should do. i wish i could hold your hand through the process but i can't even hold my hand in getting out of bed anymore. those pictures are like a dagger in my fucking heart. please don't be gloomy.
>>5645464
Aww pup ;_;
>>5645464
I meant your meme spirit tho, not in reality
>>5645471
TILL
BROOKLYN
>>5645354
>>5645449
yesssssssss
im omw
>>5645454
dude are u stalking me wtf
its all in ur head...
do u live in portland?
>>5645475
>>5645475
thought this was ufufu at first glance
>>5645468
i'll get over it eventually. right?
>>5645471
memes are the dna of the soul.
>>5645475
are u ok anon
>>5645449
Like I could ever be dreamy girl
Better luck oding on acid
>>5645476
Right now ??
Bring Mado for fieldtrip thnx....
>>5645489
>Like I could ever be dreamy girl
B-but why
>oding on acid
is that not a thing
would you just go INSANE first
>>5645480
No but he's trying hard to copycat ufufu just like all the creepers have a thing for trips like ufuu and Dollface. But ufufu takes real pics none of this shit that Jocelyn and Kiwi post.
Have you girls ever considered religion?
I wish i had a transgender gf that we go to church together with.
>>5645493
>No but he's trying hard to copycat ufufu just like all the creepers have a thing for trips like ufuu and Dollface. But ufufu takes real pics none of this shit that Jocelyn and Kiwi post.
>>5645497
I'm sorry you're too brain damaged to read.
>>5645493
well to be fair kiwis only 4 months on hormones desu...
>>5645491
Cause she's a cute! and the best girl! i'd love her for ever!...
Yeah, i'm pretty sure you'd just fry yourself and trip forever.
>>5645496
Best I can do is like fifteen keks
But really no.
>>5645496
>Religion
but anon there is no god, I learned that when I realized I was mentally ill
>>5645505
damn she cries a lot. like whats the tears-happy ratio in that album
>>5645496
Depends if the religion holds my family hostage from me if i try to leave
Day 388, one of the guys still.
I tried, want back to neet life.
>>5645493
Has Jocelyn even posted in the past two months
>>5645496
No thank you
>>5645503
>Cause she's a cute! and the best girl!
I'm sure you could be that too !!
>Yeah, i'm pretty sure you'd just fry yourself and trip forever.
That doesn't sound so bad really
>>5645509
>Not crying every night with your SO
>>5645509
if it's anything like my life then the ratio is very off balance.
here have a nicer one
>>5645476
im just
selling you things that you aint buyin
and yea
Anyone have cute trap anime recommendations?
>>5645515
i never felt reason to cry with my SO in my arms. i mean, for the first year or so. then i realized i was just a lost cause.
>>5645517
i can accept my failures when they come.
>>5645519
even the happier ones make me cry. its just rough. you need to stop looking at them it'll only fracture you more.
>>5645520
dude gimmie ur skype senpai
lets hang out
>>5645535
LETS
I don't have a skype, I'll get on that tomorrow and find you when I get it set
night /mtfg/
>>5645530
Just go look at doujinshis senpai
>>5645531
>then I realized I was just a lost cause.
What happened?
>>5645539
or give me ur steam
or an email
or something
u fuck
i will forget
>>5645540
i'm bound to slip up eventually. you should be in bed, silly girl.
>>5645541
i got detached and drowned in my delusions. i refused to open up and accept and kind of sympathy or help, as everything he ever tried to soothe me with felt disingenuous at the time, even though in reflection he was pouring his fucking heart out to me but i was too emotionally retarded to understand anything at all. i stopped being intimate and eventually we just broke up over a heated argument. by that, i mean, i snapped and told him i would never speak to him again. biggest regret i've ever had. i regret it more than not transitioning earlier - which i'd imagine emphasizes the amount of devotion i had to him in the past.
>>5645544
oh, I have this doll
>>5645549
I think you're cute oryx sorry I know its weird to just randomly say it but you seem like a nice person.
>>5645549
REALLY
post
>tfw you have no idea who that anon is
This is gonna haunt me forever.
>>5645515
pffft me the best of anythinggg
It would be pretty gr88 I think.
>>5645562
you reap what you sow.
Hey sluts
>>>/r9k/26175883
Be useful and help this poor fella out
>>5645566
no.
>>5645561
>This is gonna haunt me forever.
rip
>pffft me the best of anythinggg
could be for someone! you never know
>>5645566
Why would I help him though
>>5645564
=/
>>5645566
depends where he is
>do calculations
>figure out that I could afford SRS by the age of 20 with about $8,000 to spare
>this is assuming I get paid minimum wage, work mostly part-time and don't have any other obligations to pay
This shouldn't be so hard right?
>>5645576
if you don't have to live by yourself it should be quite managable, yeah.
>>5645531
I like them though, reminds me of when I was happy and repressed
>>5645581
yeah
let's hope my family is supportive then
>>5645578
>H-how unwholesome
((but better))
>>5645574
because he's a silly robot duh
>>5645587
they just remind me of how good i had it and fucked up. i would love for you to meet the perfect one for you. it's a needle in a haystack because lolaustralia but i met someone in this desolate land, surely you will.
http://strawpoll.me/6697847
http://strawpoll.me/6697847
>>5645546
I dont have work.
I'm gonna make some eggs.
>>5645591
I still can if I just leave the delusion I'd make it trans and go back. I think your statement still applies to you, give it some more time
>>5645374
for valentines day im going to be wined and dined, and afterwards im gonna get fucked by my bf.
>>5645602
@_@
:'/
>>5645605
I think I'll do the same as every year for Valentine's day. Make a wreath of rosemary, red roses and immortelle. Then spend the evening holding a lonely candle vigil for the girl I love.
>>5645374
>What are you planning for Valentine's Day? You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
Seeing as it's a Sunday I will probably be hanging out with my best friend anyway
Not that it's really any of my business /mtfg/, but do you guys lean right or left wing? I ask as we're on a site with infinitely more right wing people than left.
>>5645609
>Pattern
Lol What are you talking about
My plans today are to finish writing.my scooby doo spec script, do some singing auditions because i think being in a band is fun, and sit around and read gay comics, literally, boy on boy love comics.
What of that requires schedule
>>5645615
radical moderate
left wingers call me right wing and right wingers call be left wing
>>5645590
You wouldn't want to be tainted by impure thoughts, right?
>>5645615
Apparently I am centre-left but I don't really like identifying with any of the wings.
>>5645615
definitely considered left
>>5645615
Right down the middle because I'm a straight cis man B)
Left though, I don't have set opinions on much however
>>5645619
I-I'd love to actually
brings me away from sadness
>>5645615
We...are? They know this is a japanese image board right?
I've swung both ways, but the American GOP are stuck in the past...probably like, the year before the civil rights act was written into law i think.
>>5645618
Yea I've also been called right by lefters and left by right wingers. It's a little frustrating, i always have to tell them I've spoken for and voted for both republican and democratic candidates. Ohh, and then i go on a rant about how the party system is an evil that society deems.must exist, and if people were less polaizing and contradictory, and were.more informed, theyd stop caring about parties and start giving a shit about the issues.
Watch the newsroom.
>>5645621
I wont do that more than once.
>>5645621
McCartney isn't a bird either...
>>5645622
muh trip
>>5645621
>i don't have any wings, i'm not a fuckin' bird. :')
Shame, wings are a fucking blast
>>5645625
Of course we are Oddish (strange name, I'm just a straight cis dude who's sister comes her sometimes as she's mtf as well), go look at /pol/. /pol/ is right wing as fuck, and you'd have to be blind not to see that.
This song just came on my playlist and i super love it:
https://youtu.be/ZHODHL4JdZQ
>>5645630
Its more important to you than it is to me, maybe. Yea. Well okay pup.
>tfw you post enough at home for the mods to think you are a vpn exit node
>tfw not banned
>>5645606
i woke up just to vote desu
>>5645374
crying, feelsposting
>>5645573
this desu. i know some really cool bots desu.
>>5645615
center desu. the left has some good ideas, but also shit ideas. the right is the same.
>>5645626
kek
>>5645632
Are you treating 4chan as a single entity?
>>5645638
Of course not, but /pol/ is one of the most visited boards on the site.
>>5645637
@_________@ thx
>>5645634
well you're important to me. this petname is starting to make me feel tingly. just trying to look out for you bb.
>>5645639
Well it's basically /b/ if it were only about "news" so that's not surprising
>>5645643
whhyyyyy you're abusing your powers.
>>5645604
worst case scenario I hang. who knows? there are hons that make it to their 50s before breaking down, I could just party and drink to shorten my life to beat the clock, unless I'm the illegitimate child of Keith Richards in which case I will never die
>>5645643
tbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbh
>>5645609
>>5645648
and I quoted myself, nice
>>5645643
sorry, i just say t b h a lot in my informal writing, so it just sora comes out. when do i become an anime girl? i have the desu~~ down.
>>5645651
Get on hrt
>>5645657
Get on ur knees B^))))))))))
>>5645615
American politics and especially the Democrats are actually more centrist. Being an obnoxious racist conspiracy theorist is also more of a hallmark of insanity than of actual right wing politics. It's pointless to discuss politics with people that just repeat memes all day.
>>5645647
Because i can.
>>5645648
I feel the same way. I tried to transition once. My old therapist told me I wasn't trans so I believed her but I keep feeling like I am. Now I just drink a lot and go through the motions if being a lonely 27 yeast old man.
>>5645669
riker?
>>5645651
fuck it, you could do that, but if you transition now you have more of a chance to not be a hon. life's a game, and you can always quit wihout saving if you fuck it up that bad. don't you wanna party and drink while being a qt grill?
>>5645655
i always thought my essay posts were really anoying though. i guess it's the lesser of two evils when it's that or my desu spam. anywho, i'll try to keep the wordfilters to a minimum for a bit, gomen.
>>5645374
I'm planning toooo Skype my bf done he's in a different country right now, because he's in the Navy
Heya /mtfg/ how are things. Just waking up from alcohol sleep, had a nice date last night. Sad part is the guy was older than I thought, good parts are he as intelligent, it didn't really feel like we were stretched for conversation over 4 hours, and he kissed me o.O. But he's so much older than me..... fuckkkkkkkkkkk.
>>5645655
>>5645657
>giant ribs and feet
>face of a caveman
>just take hormones :^)
>>5645669
lots of raves and doofs coming up in Australia friend, come make the trip
>>5645673
>don't you wanna party and drink while being a qt grill?
>my genetics when.jpg
>>5645677
How are things? I'm still locked up in a psychiatric ward, my self is slowly being dissolved into old memories and I'm more alone than I ever was. On the plus side, I'm in love with someone who probably doesn't want any of that not. Yeah, that counts as a plus side. I'm that fucked up.
>>5645678
a lot of us have big feet. your face isn't a 'caveman' calm the fuck down. sorry about ribs..youre not alone. still, you may as well fucking try. it's better than repressing.
>>5645677
Define older? , and hiya :)
And that's awesome tell us more what'd you talk about what was he like?
>>5645681
>feet
Post soles?
>>5645678
You don't have to transition to take hormones. It Will help your mental state and you won't get any more masculine
>>5645685
umm can you knot?
>>5645680
Things are well, surprised how well the date went actually. Sorry to hear you're stuck locked up, what happened? Also I mean a lot of people end up feeling like there's no one for us with how fucked up and different everyone is but there will be someone who doesn't care.
>>5645684
We were talking lots about philosophy. Older though in this case was him being 43 and me being 24. In my defense however I'm gonna say he's really youthful, or I'm just literally retarded at telling age, cause I thought he was more like 30 when he asked me out. We talked about just like, all sorts of things, he wants to work in child abuse survivor support cause of hating how things turned out for him and for others who have that happen, that kind of guy. He's also an engineer and travels a ton! IDK I was really pleasantly surprised.
>>5645690
Pls dont say perverted things about my dog
>>5645692
No, post soles.
>>5645689
I mean ya, I suppose... But you're also going to be chemically neutering yourself and become an effeminate guy. There's guys and girls. Either be a guy or be a girl. As long as you commit to one or the other early on in life (read like idk before 30) you'll probably be fine either way.
>>5645694
hnnnnnngh.
where's the fun in that? besides, your feet are perfection. mine are just bad compared.
>>5645695
my chromosomes say be a guy
>>5645691
I mean "half your age plus seven" right?
43 > 21.5 > *28.5*
Okay, ya maybe he's a little too old but you know what, fuck it, age is but a number. I'm all for older men, they're more mature
you people are fucking sick
>>5645701
whatd i do
>>5645694
>tfw i'd post mine but someone i know would call me a memer
>>5645703
just take your trip off and if theyre good i'll just pretend they're mine. :')
>>5645701
sheen crying upsets me beyond words
>>5645709
i dont really 'drop trip' i just dont post with mine because theres already a billion kids with unnecessary trips and i'd be a hypocrite to say i hate them for it - and then do the same thing.
>>5645700
Yeah definitely a bit old, but exactly age is just a number so hey why not, being older in this case means he has a career, money to do things, etc. I can't think of any other reason than age to not talk to him more, so we're gonna go disc golfing later this week!
>>5645709
Honestly don't even know.
>>5645710
Forgive me, I'm still sobering up from last night.
>>5645717
Cute ass gif, saved.
>>5645716
I'd rather keep that trip on. That way, people who despise me can filter my posts, and I'm sure most people here do.
>>5645711
>Is that actually sheen??? How did kiwi ever go for that?
What?
>>5645717
Yes
pls I needed this
thank u based mado...
>>5645720
this is exactly why I stopped using a trip
>>5645720
iktf, pretty sure I get filtered a lot at this point but better than people freaking out every time you post.
>>5645718
But the real question is, how tall is he and is he chasing?
>>5645719
It is a cute! Everyone needs it desu
>>5645721
You're welcome pooks! But to be fair I stole it from an anon poster here
>>5645724
I want to give angie a hug
>>5645694
self tickle gif/webm when
>>5645730
>that. fucking. pic.
oh god im dying. you're alright.
i want to be with angie until i die but i'm like worthless garbage and she has a boyfriend so yeah.
>>5645730
That image made me kek
>>5645724
:D Yeah idk the hate I just am too stupid to be able to tell everyone apart if there weren't trips.
>>5645728
He's a little taller than me iirc not a lot, honestly surprised I didn't make a mental note of it. Didn't seem to be chasing, he asked for my number at an event with food trucks and such when I was waiting for my food (and shitposting on my phone here a bit)
>>5645729
Doesn't matter where you got it from desu! I steal like half my pics l-lol
>Everyone needs it desu
wise words.....
>>5645735
>he asked for my number at an event with food trucks and such when I was waiting for my food
oohh I remember when you were posting about that !
>>5645721
bebby i found a cute art
>tfw no mtf gf
living in a small but comfy European town has its drawbacks
>>5645745
depending on the country and town I will take that offer
>>5645745
>euro frogposter
yeah, no.
>>5645743
:D Yeah, I was really surprised, he was asking about the band that was playing then started the flirty talk like asking about job/if I live nearby. So far really there hasn't been anything to make me feel uncomfortable around him which is a first out of the 4 dates I've gone on.
>>5645749
Even though he's older he seems like a cool dude! Better than some younger guys for sure at least.
Hope you two have fun together if you go on another date!
>>5645752
Exactly! Yeah I'm at least gonna try to get out and disc golf or go hiking with him some :3
>>5645746
>>5645748
I live in Damme, Belgium. Close to Bruges.
>Pic related
>>5645750
Might consider that.
>>5645755
ive seen her, shes not as bad as she thinks. that's a good meme though, is the full movie actually good?
>>5645756
that is really comfy, I should transition after all
>>5645756
>>5645756
>I live in Damme, Belgium. Close to Bruges.
>>5645711
why so mean to sheen friend?
>>5645762
eurocock isnt a good reason to transition but it's better than repressing so i feel my hand is forced to approve, even if i disagree.
How to cope with self harming urges /mtfg/?
>>5645775
go even further beyond.
>>5645775
Pookie please don't
>>5645775
why drinking of course, why tamper with a classic
>>5645786
>16
MODSMODSMDOSMODSMODSMODSMODMSODMSODMOSDMOSDMODSMOSDMOSDS
>>5645786
oh I'm not going to help you do that, I was only answering your question friend and do not condone your self abuse in any form. you should have a cup of tea or milk and rest up for tomorrow when you might feel better
>>5645775
>self harming
>16 year old
obviously lol
>>5645775
>tfw I don't selfharm but enjoy being harmed
I steal all my pics too pretty much.
But goodbed!
>>5645797
I'm not lizbell.
this is lizbell
>>5645804
nice meme.
>>5645805
pic related?
>>5645806
>meme
he's like 45 or some shit
>>5645809
Yes
>>5645809
>being retarded
>le misgender maymay
>reaction images from tumblr
ur going all out kid you need to cool iot LMAO
>>5645813
they got my age wrong but they didn't misgender me
>>5645814
stop.
>>5645803
My ex corrupted me sort of. biting the markings scratching all that fun stuff. No idea I liked it till she did it and stuffs. You and frog should try it desu senpai
and I totally won't ask for a recording of it or anything.
But my self hate ties into it I guess, I like that other people enjoy hurting me. B
I'm gonna sleep now though
>tfw Noun will never say goodnight to you again
Goodnight peeps!!
>>5645825
sleep well m8
>>5645825
aaa you sound so similar to me woa
>I like that other people enjoy hurting me
Yessss
>and I totally won't ask for a recording of it or anything.
l-lol I probably would but I don't think she'd be down ;p probably for the best!
Gnight Mado! Sweet dreams.
>>5645818
don't make me post dick
>>5645835
what is that supposed to prove? don't get all semantic and scientific on my ass, or i'm going to fucking slap you until you think properly.
>>5645813
>You *do* have Valentine's Day plans, right?
Hehheh
heheheheheh
I won't be alive come valentines day :^)
>>5645862
Anon you damn well know you'll be here shitposting as usual.
>>5645865
nah I've got a date and time to go. It was nice shitposting, guys. But all good things must eventually end
>>5645867
Why anon?
>>5645872
life just isn't for me - the whole trans thing and the loneliness and the knowledge that I'll probably fail uni.
Just a few more days :^)
>>5645836
[x] Y chromosome
[x] upper body made for labour
[x] naturally occurring facial hair
[x] feet made large for increased mobility for hunting and/or labour
[x] caveman brow
[x] crooked man nose because god says fuck you
>>5645877
You are most likely some scrawny, pasty nerd with long hair and slumped shoulders. You should probably hit the gym to have something from that list as a problem.
>>5645867
Good luck on your date. I am sure we'll hear all about it here.
good morning thundercats
how's everyone doing today ?
>>5645374
>hat are you planning for Valentine's Day?
not sure yet but most likely brunch, restaurant, zoo, and then fucking like rabbits
Coffee or sleep?
I couldn't sleep because my body was hurting for unknown reasons.
>>5645881
>I better hit that gym before my bones and face look like shit
absolutely
Welp that felt nice
Good night /mtfg/
>>5645877
you just signed a contract with the worst type of person. i will issue you said slapping at my nearest convenience.
>>5645881
why does ronnie look like he's trying to escape out the top of his body
>Plans to meet internet friend in a few months
>Things start to get really lewd online
>Know things will get horribly lewd irl
>Am a pure virgin
oh noo I'm going to make a fool of myself
>>5645896
He's leaving humanity behind.
>>5645887
In order for them to look as shit as you complain - definitely.
>>5645892
You didn't do it, did you Pookie?
>>5645892
I didn't realize you were Pookie when you were replying to me last night.
>>5645894
you can't disprove my reasoning with violence
>>5645900
Rick is really going to be the first space marine
>In order for them to look as shit as you complain - definitely
build and muscle are two different things, I wish I was scrawny and slouched, I have the shoulders like Bison from street fighter
>tfw so exhausted you go to FtM General thinking it's the MtF one and don't notice until 30 minutes later
>>5645911
oh, i will. i'll personally shove pills down your throat if i have to.
>>5645911
>I have the shoulders like Bison
Needless to say I don't believe you. It's probably BD talking.
>>5645915
that's not all you should shove down there
>>5645919
my 18" shoulders would like to have a word with you
>>5645923
oh, damn bbgurl, you're right. how about some...oh, you know this gets me going. do you have some time for our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
>>5645923
Why do the shoulders get bigger with every retelling?
>>5645923
>18" shoulders
Shieeeet seems everyone around here has them.
>>5645931
her shoulders are like pinnochio's nose.
>>5645934
>tfw your broad shoulders get you clocked
>tfw breaking someone's heart for Valentine's day
>>5645937
Is that you doughnut? Is that the whiny Swedish troll?
>>5645938
Just don't let people see you from the back.
>>5645939
Who is this poor unfortunate soul?
>>5645937
you're lucky i can't drive. i'd take the 3 hour trip right now to slap you.
>>5645882
Oh my god that's a really good sword
also I just got done with my first successful anal
yay!
>>5645940
My shoulders are 16"
