Not those type of puppies you silly billy senpai.
old: >>5636987
tfw no master bf
second for mods=losers
>>5640090
>>Inspo=inspiration
So would you like to be conquered or do the coqnuering?
>>5640100
You're the krystal poster?
>>5640100
mods=gods
now pls leave and go somewhere else
>>5640107
nah, I'm right here
somebody please help me right now
>tfw no domestic husband to get a dog with
I mean wtf am I doing with my life
>>5640115
what do you need? I am here to help ya out.
>>5640076
im not really sassy just insanely anti-social
>>5640121
>just insanely anti-social
cute, so you'll be so starved for human contact that you'll desperetly try to keep me?
>>5640106
getting conquered are you kidding me
>>5640112
MATHC4MATHC ONLY U THILLY BOYTH!
>>5640121
do u think u could teach me how 2 take drugs?
ive never done it before
I have come to the realization that I could never date someone who can't speak at least 3 languages fluently.
Fuck, my standards keep getting higher.
>>5640136
lol but why tho
>>5640135
>masc4masc
stop this meme
STOP IT
>>5640136
kek that's not a high standard. Most civilized people speak at least two as it is.
>>5640132
>getting conquered are you kidding me
DOUBLE NICE!
We'll bang okay?
>>5640146
>>5640146
the weird thing is that it seems like some people spend all their time shrieking about "waah masc4masc is the worst", then turn around and say that theyre the ones being complained about?
i think fems just feel like theyre entitled to have people be attracted to them, and thats why they throw a prissy fit when someone is vaguely disinterested in them
>>5640100
Dogs aren't considered furry. Furry is human-like features with dog or other animal heads with fur.
>>5640162
>rightlick in the upper right
>hide post
*trump speak* Bye bye!
>>5640162
Those 2 look like jupp and sp, the resemblance is so eerie
>>5640146
yer gonna die alone fagg1t
mascs only want qt mascs boys to rough up then cuddle
fems are worth nothing
>>5640176
>yer gonna die alone fagg1t
yeah, I know ;-;
Let's say I might have a slight miniscule chance of scoring the dick in about a month.
It's a shy antisocial guy and he's kinda hard to deal with.
Do I aim for anal or should I settle for a blowjob first?
>tfw TMJ
>>5640181
desu i'm not ultra masc either. ;_;
>>5640185
are you submissive or dominant?
>>5640185
Don't think that much about it and just do what feels fine.
>>5640192
at least you're not a feminine faggot like me ;-;
>>5640191
all that dick you suck is taking it's toll
>>5640161
Only if you sponsor my shop on the citadel
Why is it I get given shit for being a fem when i dont even associate as such or act feminine, because i'm skinny and young, but half of the flamer faggot bears on here think they're masculine men for lifting weights when they're also catty and have weird cutesy girly relationships
Making assumptions that someone is all round feminine or even a tranny in denial based off their appearance? Why?
>>5640202
That's not how it works
>>5640208
Because masc and fem are mostly appareance traits, not personality traits.
>Expecting the gays to be not shallow
>tfw gay voice
There isn't a bigger plague.
>>5640208
>>5640151
>Like what the fuck, do you think you're immune to aging or something?
>playing the "you will be old one day too" card
Lel. When I'm their age I will be married to a qt having raised our kids, looking forward to having grandchildren.
Not fucking trolling grindr for teenage boys more than thirty years my junior. (I'd rather just commit suicide than stooping so low, desu.)
>>5640208
Because you dont get given shit for being fem, you get shit for whining about shit on an anonymous Cantonese skateboarding forum like anyone cares.
In this thread there are like 8 times more femposts whining about being persecuted than their are mascposts bullying fems.
just fucking grow up you child
>>5640224
Sp do you prefer to big spoon or little spoon?
>>5640219
there's no possible way to know until you're actually there.
>>5640199
middle of the road mascfem. good luck anon. some guys are into you too.
>>5640230
MASCULINITY IS TOXIC
>>5640206
My name is Commander Shepard and Aced is the cutest guy in the citadel.
>>5640208
Your priorities in life are shockingly misguided. Is this really all you think about on a daily basis?
>>5640244
>until you're actually there
I'll just take the neccesary preparations and see how it'll end.
>tfw take care of myself
>even people here think im cute
>im kinda smart, sort of muscular and doing well in life
>tfw nobody has ever hit on me EVER
What am I doing wrong?
>>5640214
for me it's all about what's in the head. if you think, act and speak like a masc guy, then you're masc. looking like a twink boy doesn't change that. lots of "twinky " masculine acting straight teenagers. they're not fem.
lisping gay voice body builders are still femmy.
>>5640279
You probably don't look like you take it in the butt
or everyone else is just being nice
>>5640281
>for me
yeah that's the thing.
No one cares about what you think.
It's a collective thought.
>>5640285
how do i make myself look more like i take it in the butt?
>>5640279
SLUT IT UP TO ELEVEN
FACE DOWN ASS UP
>>5640279
you should wear an lgbt wristband that reads "I'm gay", then I will hit on you
>>5640291
Posture
How would you react if, following a stupid argument, your boyfriend broke up with you over a text message, and then a few texts later gets mad at you for "not doing more to fight for our relationship"?
Is there any salvaging that situation, or is that instantly a red-flag that the relationship won't work.
>>5640312
its not a red flag, but it is a yellow one. maybe re-evaluate things, decide just how important he is to you really.
>>5640312
kek my ex was exactly like that.
Ex.
>>5640291
Get caught at the gym shoving an 11 inch dildo up your bp.
>>5640312
>dating a woman
Why?
>>5640295
This is tempting... but it would also be embarrassing - people would think I was an attentionseeker and dislike me
>>5640330
Maybe hit on guys yourself, instead of being a fucking retard about it
>>5640176
Wrestler booty is ridiculous.
>>5640312
He sounds crazy. I'm all for working problems out, but 'fighting for the relationship' is code for 'protect my fragile who'. Tell him if he was worth the time, he would have told you in person. Someone please link Text Message Break Up, I'm still on mobile.
>>5640330
Use a dating site, app, tell us where you live, so we can flirt with you, qt.
>>5640339
Yeah, standing with your hips out to one side slightly, keeping one leg in front of the other, leaning forward slightly, all that cutesy shit that says fuck me I have daddy issues
>>5640345
>23% of sexually active gay men in Toronto are HIV-positive
I hate being gay
>>5640312
>How would you react
"Our relationship means so little to you that you break up over a stupid little argument, and then you blame me for not doing enough? I'd shove a 12 inch pole up your ass if you didn't love it so much. Get your fat ass back here and let me fuck it."
>>5640345
Wrestlers have the best bodies. Even the Greek knew that.
>>5640367
>Toronto
Not Vancouver, get rekt m8
>>5640364
>>5640377
Yea, things are a bit better in Vancouver!
19% of sexually gay men are HIV+ I think
heeheh...
>>5640339
>this makes me feel a bit funny
That means that it turns you on.
Which means you should like TOTALLY FUCKING DO IT MATE.
>>5640361
>no..im just really unpleasant and fd up which is what anti-social means
>not shy / cute / socially awkward
A challenge then!
>And if someone asks about it?
If it was me, I would probably make an elaborate joke, but at the end say: "Yeah, I am actually gay."
>>5640367
>toronto
Come ere bb
Doughy boy butts are the cutest.
>>5640405
no ty
I don't want to be infected with this disgusting disease
I will die a virgin
>>5640393
ur probably a fugly neckbeard t b h
why do i even come here
>>5640410
just when i was losing motivation to work out
thx bb
>>5640414
Cause you're a faggot, a qt faggot.
>>5640414
>ur probably a fugly neckbeard t b h
I'd say I'm a 6/10
>>5640410
>>5640433
ugh i love kyle
>>5640419
Np bro.
>>5640410
What is life like for people like that?
if/when i look like that, will life become EZmode?
>>5640383
That's what happens in low densely populated areas. Chances of infections to spread in a small community such as the gay community is higher.
Sweaty butt.
>>5640432
>post pics
lmfao terry wogan is dead
hahahahahahaha
>>5640433
I love watching boys dance like that so much
I wish gays weren't so good at dancing
>>5640445
blue collar butt
>>5640447
>incoming rape/pedophilia accusations
>>5640452
Kyle isn't fucking gay. Don't you dare defile Kyle.
>>5640442
People have clothes on most of the time.
>>5640447
Who
>>5640446
swear i have spoken to u before
>>5640473
>I CAN"T WRITE A PARAGRAPH a;sldkfjakljsdhf
boo fukkn wo
>>5640373
I regret never trying anything with the wrestlers I knew in school. They were too cute.
>>5640473
200 words isn't an essay you little bitch.
>>5640473
Write about compressed files and only write 50.
>tfw telling myself that long-term satisfaction is worth more than short-term pleasure
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw nearing gay death each minute
HOW DO I FIND A SOLID HUSBANDO WITH A 120+ IQ?! QUICK, HELP!
>>5640433
>tfw army gave him PTSD
fuck war, seriously
>>5640473
>200 words
>essay
hun
>>5640447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGZ0QH9RY_0
>tfw 200 word bait to write by next week and i havent even started it yet
>>5640495
So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Ugh why do colds make you shver what a terrible feeling
>>5640483
>swear i have spoken to u before
probably I don't remember
but your name says very little to me, I need a face with that name to remember you as a person
>>5640523
It's not a cold, it's AIDS.
>>5640551
savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX2R96SUTi0
>tfw you will never be able to tell your hubby youre pregnant
>tfw no wrestler bf to choke you out then wake you up by riding your cock
>>5640562
thanks :3
>>5640093
How do I find someone on instagram?
I need to do some picture stealing for a collage, but I have no desire to ask them since it'd ruined the surprise.
How do I be friends with a straight guy? I haven't been close with any since like middle school and I want some. There's this guy I know and a lot like a /v/irgin except more of a libcuck and I just want to be friends but I can't remember how?
>>5640541
yah no cba
talking with a dane dehaan lookalike about veganism
>>5640569
>tfw no rugby bf
no not the tripfag
>>5640575
Like, be friends with him but don't put his penis in your mouth
>>5640575
>How do I be friends with a straight guy?
Buy one.
>>5640575
Go up to him, move your lips and say:
Hey, do you wanna hang out?
>>5640575
I can't be friends with straight guys tbqh. I feel weird.
Unless they're really strange like my old high school friend.
>tfw no bf to wade into the BLUE OCEAN with
>>5640601
>I can't be friends with straight guys tbqh.
Me either but that's because I'm an androphobe who was raised by teenage girls
>>5640575
suck his dick.. oh wait you mean straight like real straight, not the "no homo" type, well m8 do things with him that doesn't involve his dick in your mouth/ass.
>>5640601
I can't be friends with girls. I haven't tried to be friends with any homosex, and ai've lost all my straight friends.
I feel >tfw no best bros
more than >tfw no bf
desu
senpai
>>5640620
Girls are softer and feel nicer to hold
>>5640630
And the lie detector says THAT'S a lie.
>>5640614
He might be gay/bi but thats neither here nor there. He seems like a good guy and I just want to be friends with him.
>>5640620
>tfw no friends who hug me
>>5640630
They're drama.
>>5640477
Tv and radio presenter in Britain
>>5640642
Well I've never cuddled an anime-tier femboy but yeah girls are softer than guys.
>>5640630
Jokes on you im on hormones but staying a boy so my skin is soft as fuck
>>5640655
>mfw you're this daft
>>5640655
>Well I've never cuddled an anime-tier femboy
don't say that
>muh fucking dick
Who want's to cuddle female jiggly vulgar fat lumps?
I want to cuddle a boy's firm muscles and nuzzle the back of his head.
Boys have a nicer scent too.
>>5640660
But that raises a problem, if I brush up against a girl's boob it doesn't mean anything but there would be sexual tension if I was cuddling a boy on whoremoans
>>5640675
>posting a picture of a girl
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT BREEDER SCUM
>>5640680
I dont understand? What do you mean
>>5640683
It's a girly twink, look at the filename
being cuddled by a girl is horrible
I tried it once and there was no bulge rubbing against my butt ;-; It was painful
IIIIM NUCLEAARRRRRRR
r8 singing voice pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkQpgEkv8T
>>5640691
Someone who's only attracted to men wouldn't have a problem being intimate with women in a completely platonic way obviously
>>5640695
It's Sky Ferreira you breeder fag
>>5640702
Pretty shit desu senpai
>>5640708
Does she know there's an image of her licking a horse dong?
>>5640703
Oh
I dont know anon i've cuddled with my straight guy friends before, i dont think it has to be sexual
>>5640702
good
>>5640710
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>5640715
Cuddles are super sexual, what the hell. Would you let your husband cuddle another guy?
>>5640717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZAwK729YJ
<3
>>5640717
>you jelly? :3
Duh. Wish I looked that good then maybe I could get fuckinn laid
>>5640734
Well i mean obviously it depends on circumstances anon, i'd be upset about that of course but like i have straight guy friends and girl friends who i've cuddled, kissed, and stuff like that
It's just nice or fun or dumb, it doesnt mean anything, it's not like me or my friends wanted to fuck eachother, we dont see eachother that way obviously
>>5640738
i vomited
>>5640755
>so you wanna be a girl? :P
N-no.
>>5640771
do you want me to treat you like one?
>>5640752
>it doesn't mean anything
this is what serial cheaters say to try and justify their actions
>>5640780
>Pls take me back
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ed6lS76h6h
good enough
>>5640738
QT
T
Moar
>>5640093
yes those type of puppies
>>5640804
Want you face down legs spread boipuss in the air desu senpai
mtf trans here, where do I find guys who are straight / bi but still put as much effort into looking good as you faggots?
Do you have some kind of websites or clubs where you just work out, share fashion tips, and generally bask in your own Roman god-like masculinity?
>>5640811
b-but thats lewd!
>>5640825
Gyms, clothes shops and museums are your best bet.
>>5640825
>mtf being picky
lmao fuck off
>>5640789
I wouldnt cheat on anyone, but if i had a husband he probably wouldnt be mad if i cuddled a girl, and my straight friend's wife probably wouldnt be mad if we cuddled, so why should vice versa mean we're getting off on it just because i'm attracted to that gender? Doesn't mean i want to fuck that specific person. I didnt want to fuck my buddy and i'm pretty certain he's straight so he didnt want to fuck me, so what does it matter.
>>5640776
Different anon but i'm going to play devil's advocate and probably get shit for it:
I wouldnt mind having a bf that treated me like a girl. There's a lot of pressure on guys to do certain things a certain way, even with gay guys, or they'll slate you for being too gay, too fem, call you a tranny. Straight guys do this with calling eachother out on things being gay, girls dont really get that, you could just relax and do be however you felt like being
Today is such a shitty day.
No one wants to hang out or go on a date..
Guess I'll watch crazy ex girlfriend till I pass out
>>5640811
http://i.imgur.com/PjxBtqm.jpg
I reverse image searched one of my nudes
and guess what
someone uploaded them to motherless and they have hundreds of views
fuck
>>5640804
Whisper lewdly:
I want you to fuck me like you fucked your ex-girlfriend. I will never leave you like she did, I will always be yours. Always.
>>5640849
I'm not lying
Working on a sunday in a restaurant is hell on earth
>>5640838
is that your dog
he is precious
>>5640846
all you can do is not let it get to you
it sucks but there aren't really any meaningful courses of action
i've reported a guy for posting my shit on tumblr multiple times but even if they got it taken down, it's still out there.
>>5640852
this seems so sad :(
>>5640849
>where is his torso
Unneeded
>>5640776
Y-yes please
>>5640836
You seem pretty open and quick about getting into intimate situations with people
>>5640864
Can I slap your ass after I ordered food at your restaurant?
>>5640864
I feel your pain. I work in a coffee house spent all day carrying chairs and tables
>>5640879
I wouldn't mind, but like the restaurant doesn't like gay people much
>>5640866
Yeah, he's me and my exs precious puppy.
>>5640866
>this seems so sad :(
I have a thing for melodramatic relationships.
>>5640852
i love you anon, i hope things get better for you shortly!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vlHD0oBEIp
>>5640878
Well i dont have casual sex at all if thats what you're implying, but cuddling with close friends is nice and kissing is more of a dumb drunken light hearted thing
>>5640846
Why didn't you listen to the man who gave your 10th Grade class a presentation about the dangers of sharing nude pictures through electronic mediums, anon?
>>5640899
Because I was horny and stupid
>>5640899
he looks hot
>tfw hot beefy daddy with top 3 buttons undone gave us a talk about suicide
>tfw i got a boner just as he was talking about his dead son
#awkw
>>5640893
iktfb
iktf.
>>5640890
You look like pedro from napoleon dynamite but with glasses
>>5640916
Nope not even close
>>5640898
Sounds like you're just uninhibited and have no self control or loyalty
>>5640902
Are you at least 8/10? If so, please provide the link. You know you want to be a lewd little slut for us, anon.
>>5640926
Yes you do, Hernandez
you're all hollow
>>5640932
please don't temp me
>>5640841
sometimes i really just want to go to a sex club and rawdog a beefy older guys hairy butt and treat him like a cumdump whore slapping his ass and balls
but then i remember i'm a skinny nineteen yo virgin twink saving himself for his future husband
they'd probably not even want me to fuck them I'm not beefy enough probably
and im a nice person
if you say it enough times it becomes real
im a decent honest non degenerate person
>>5640940
tell me about it
>>5640940
We know, and we both love and hate it
>>5640953
from what game is this hot daddy from?
>>5640963
Dark Souls
Awake again, feeling better a little.
I've stopped shivering as much.
>>5640940
Not me, anon, i'm full of cold.
woo my airbed isnt deflating anymore
now i just need to make some friends
>>5640975
>i'm full of cold.
And AIDS
>>5640976
Come to london and we can hang out + visit museums and things
>>5640972
>literally me except i want a beefy older guy to rawdog me
uh that's really gay and probably aidsy
>>5641001
>aidsy
hence why i am too scared to ever do it
>>5640998
is this scarf + shoes again
rather not t b h lol
>>5641023
np m8
suit yourself
>>5641023
>is this scarf + shoes again
>rather not t b h lol
Harsh ... poor scarfs and shoes anon
>pic related his face right now
awwwww ;_;
>>5641033
Did you deliberately time that to make me look like i was samefagging?
>>5640976
we're the only friends you need :) <3
>>5641044
kek, thanks for pointing that out
I think that means we are meant for each other <3
>>5641015
been thinking about going to a sex club or bathhouse and just look
but don't want to get raped or molested
and i only like the idea when i'm really horny
otherwise i ts disgusting
what would my future bf think? what would my parents think?
>>5640945
If it's already out there, what the harm in posting it? You're anonymous here - and we'll end up seeing it eventually.
Do it, faguette.
>>5641063
>just look
Creepy
>>5641091
im young and cute so its ok
I have exams tomorrow
Wish me luck
>>5641102
>cute
Post pics so we can decide if that's the case
>>5641108
Bet ya fail them. Again.
>>5641108
I want you to imagine you sitting on my lap and us two turning invisible in the class room.
No one will disturb us, my sweet boy.
>>5641104
yeah
and i'd be in undies and take a bath or something so if they wanna look at a young guy then good for them they get something back
but people who go there are probably fat and ugly
not hot beefy porn star daddies with nice butts
sooooo lonely 4 a qt bf t b h
>>5641118
You sound annoying
>>5641131
>That's fucking creepy
*english accent of a plebeian boy in 1920 London* W-what? Now you think I'm creepy, not sweet anymore?
>>5641136
>that is a strange fantasy
Idk, I think it would be cool to turn invisible and then have sex at public settings. Call me weird for being creative!
Now you sudd
>>5641149
>turn invisible and then have sex at public settings.
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having sex at a public setting?
>>5641144
ur just saying that tho
like you dont even know me
>>5641171
No you just need to feel the exposure and danger. Simulated exhibitionism can be just as good
>>5641180
He's right. If you gave up the vegetarian thing, you'd be definite bf material.
>>5641176
>>5641171
S-shut up.
Maybe like putting him against his will inside an invsisbility bubble, he thinks he can call the police but no one is reacting to him and it's just him and me?
>>5641185
>sudd?
I just slurred in a text post, I guess I am getting sleepy.
>>5640220
ikr ;_;
>>5641192
>Druggie
>Uneducated
>Depressed
>Unemployed
>Wants to be a DJ
>Has a short attention span
>Needs constant pandering and attention
>Slighty pudgy
>Some serious personality disorders
Yep, 10/10
