>meet a gay guy
he's either
>a flamboyant faggot
>a two faced bitch
>extremely hostile and douchy towards everyone
>self-hating closeted fag / in denial
i just want a normal guy who happens to be gay
Oh hey, I'm a normal guy who happens to be gay but I have a bit of a chubby belly so most gays don't want anything to do with me.
>>5636744
pretty much this. I'm too fat to even be on the market. You should add that to your list.
>>5636721
>>a two faced bitch
>>extremely hostile and douchy towards everyone
I've never had the pleasure of meeting these two. Please tell stories.
>>5636721
>Tfw when I meet a cute gay guy that seems normal
>then he speaks
>*in a lispy voice "YASSSSS SLAY THAT GURL HUNTY!!"
>>5636786
some lisps can be cute tho
>>5636721
Sorry you got the worst of the group. But we often had what reminds us of ourselves.
>>5636744
>>5636748
i forgot the
>extremely superficial
type of faggot.
chubby guys are cute too
>>5636744
A little chub is cute anon, six packs are overrated
>tfw you want the equivalent of two straight best friends but with gay romance and true love
>>5636874
Oh shit this is why the "gay guys want straight dudes" meme exists. It's because gay guys are terrible people.
>>5636721
I feel exactly the same, but it's hard to find other guys like this unless you meet them on a dating site or straight up ask them if they are gay.
>Just want a qt to play vidya with :_:
>Not attractive enough to be with someone attractive
>JUST
>>5636886
When the fat starts to sag over the stomach is when your too fat for me
>>5636744
I'm in the same boat.
>>5636886
Same post as >>5636965
I consider my self chubby at 160 pounds and 6 feet. I look average with clothes on and I have a >32 waist in skinny jeans. However, I still have fat that hangs off of my neck, chest, arms, stomach, and my legs. It's really annoying, even though I recently lost about 40 pounds of fat.
>pic severely unrelated
>>5636999
nice trips faggot
>>5636752#
>find a cute guy i like
>begin to kinda flirt
>seems kind of innocent and nice
>fast forward 1 week
>figure out he's bi
>aw shit
>abuses his girlfriend+taken
>aaw shit
>history of other violence
>SHIT RUN
>i pretty much ignored him after that, he seemed to forget about me soon after
>>5636721
Same here. The closest I ever found to a normal guy who happened to be a faggot was a bi black guy in high school. He was chill and very pleasant to be with until college, where he got a bunch of basic bitch and flamer friends. After that he became as toxic and terrible as they were
>>5636744
Yeah, this.
Gays going on about "a normal guy" are a bit like straight guys who talk about the "girl next door" but actually mean the 9/10 porn actress that plays the "girl next door" in some porn.
>>5636721
That's pretty much me, im just a 20 y/o that's never even kissed a guy cause im that shy and even had gay friends that didnt know i was gay, life is pain man
I'm pretty much the bottom one (just like irl).
Sorry guys
>>5636744
You probably think all the "normal" gay guys are straight, so all the other visibly gay gays fall into your categories.
>>5638765
This desu.
Lots of gay guys act gay so that they can identify each other. The only gay/bi people I know are either flamers or completely normal people who have told me that they're gay/bi.
Can't really blame all the closet cases for being closeted, with all the hyperfags making LGBT look like a joke.
>tfw everyone just thinks you're straight because you don't act gay or like typical gay things
>tfw can't come out to anyone easily because they'll just lump you together with the stereotypes
The worst is when they completely change their personality. I had a friend in school who was awesome, completely down to earth. When he came out as gay it was like he completely changed overnight. He suddenly had the gay accent, became really obscene (everything was a crude gay sex joke) and overall he just became an unbearable person to be around.
>>5639794
Kinda true, most macs guys want other manly men but some do like twinks. Don't give up
>>5639794
:/ I'm masc and I like smaller guys don't worry we're out there
>>5636721
>>self-hating closeted fag
this hit too close to home anon
>>5639665
You are worrying too much about your identity. What matters less than people thinking you are gay is the fact that you know you are gay. Like I will let people know when I think they need to know but for the most part I just be who I am and let things happen.
>>5636721
>be a healthy, sane and normal male
>find cute mtfs nearby who want to date
>they have cluster B personalities / BPD or a whole host of anxieties that make it impossible for them to form stable, loving relationships
why can't i find a qt close to me without mental illness.
>>5640215
Unfortunately, I sometimes do feel like I need to tell people that I am, but thanks to the stereotypes, I feel as though they'll cut me off or ridicule me. Since I don't do hook-ups or online dating, my only options are people I know, so it does get in the way a bit.
Also, a vast majority of the people in my classes are openly-homophobic muslims, so there's probably more than one factor keeping me in the closet.
>>5639665
i don't act gay and came out to a friend of mine. He didn't care at all and was cool with it. But he never fucking expected it (I asked him afterwards).
But I can relate to you because the rest of the world probably thinks I'm straight. Fuck, I don't even know where to start looking for a bf since I don't like going out or anything like that.
Eye contact, guys. And taking chances without acting creepy. It'll only work rarely but isn't it better than remaining 100% passive? Plus, I bet most of you would prefer meeting someone through a casual encounter rather than through online dating.
>met a 40 year old sexy guy at party last night
>spent the night with him at friend's house where the party was, in the living room
>cuddled, kissed and did foreplay for hours
>out of respect for self, friend's house and other friends there we didn't take it far
>end up with blue balls like fuuuu
>he left for training at midday
>a few hours later I left friend's house to go back to my town, about 45 minutes away
>Whatsapp hookup who said he had a wonderful time with "I'd like to see you more :|"
>it's been 6 fucking hours and still nothing...
Fucking homos. I hate playing games, motherfucker.
>>5636972
well its good you have a line you won't cross, makes it less awkward for everybody when you finally have to put the smackdown on that charming fatty you had such a good time with, but tries to sneak the lights off so you don't see how disgustingly obese he is.
>tfw shallow faggots are shallow
>>5640618
maybe they're just not into you.
