>compliments edition
everyone should say one nice thing about another poster :3
>>5635211
This is a nice general
Well done op
What's wrong with bell bottom pants?
>>5635202
lol assless chaps are masculine but dressing like 99.9% of straight guys isnt
fucking faggots i swear
>>5635216
*irishanon is an exception
>>5635217
>What's wrong with bell bottom pants?
>>5635217
Show me dem ankles you slut
>>5635206
Sure. I haven't ever met one, but chase the rainbow m8. Follow your dreams.
>>5635190
>Stop repressing me
Sure thing cutie pie. Why don't you head back to the kitchen and bake us some of those masc cookies you like so much?
>>5635221
You're supposed to wear them with pants underneath when motorcycling or horseback riding.
It'd be like slutting it up by walking around in just a t-shirt.
I'm so sock of people in this general being so judgemental. It pains me to sound like Circé, but can we not just live an let live?
Hello
pls can someone call me a slut on vocaroo?
>>5635217
hunty no...
>tfw you have watched every single worthwhile serial killer documentary that exists on the internet
welp
>>5635243
masculine men dont 'slut it up' ffs
>>5635261
And then will you make me a vocaroo?
>>5635263
Sure
>>5635260
>masculine men dont 'slut it up' ffs
No arguments here.
>>5635268
Awesome! At one point I was simultaneously sexting 3 or 4 guys and calling them "daddy" and taking lewds for all of them. Is that slutty enough?
>>5635260
There's nothing more masc than slutting it up desu
Gotta sow your wild oats
>>5635260
what about masc bottoms
How come I don't have a boyfriend?
>>5635288
>masc
>bottom
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5635281
No you gotta take lewds for us to be a real slut
>>5635290
Because you're too pure for this world and nobody deserves you
>>5635281
so fucking cringey
>>5635281
>suck, like u ve never sucked before
are you sexting liza minelli
are there any guys who are homosexual who are indistinguishable from the average straight guys (except the homo part)?
i'm not completely masculine. fucking hate myself for it. feel like everyone is thinking about it when i talk to people. i don't have any confidence whatsoever.
can you become masculine if you're not? can you start liking more masculine things and stop talking like a girl? and not just act, i mean r e a l l y change into a more masculine person?
it sucks having to go through life with this. i wish i was straight so bad. or just be like 7 again. at age 10 the boys in school used to tell me to go play with the girls. but the girls sometimes told me to stop being weird and just be normal and play with the boys.
is it going to be like this all my life? do you ever get to feel not scared or worried or wrong all the time?
>>5635308
seek therapy you walking ball of insecurities
>>5635308
My gayness is only noticeable by my complete lack of interest in women
I'm still at circes house. He's pretty cool
>>5635325
Why? Do you not like me calling my daddies "daddy"?
>>5635329
>he
>>5635338
send help desu senpai
>>5635329
Destroy all of his fingerless gloves. Tis his only weakness.
>>5635353
Why would I do that? He's pretty cute
>>5635347
is it pink enough for you Daddy?
:3
http://imgur.com/74Vh5T9
>>5635347
they don't speak like girls tho and have effeminate mannerisms
>>5635351
>waah waah stop liking things i dont like
You're just mad coz you aint getting any, and instead of realising its because youre a washed up NEET drug addict you would rather shitpost about masc4masc being "wrong" and how fems deserve to get laid
lame
>>5635308
>are there any guys who are homosexual who are indistinguishable from the average straight guys (except the homo part)?
>i'm not completely masculine. fucking hate myself for it. feel like everyone is thinking about it when i talk to people. i don't have any confidence whatsoever.
>can you become masculine if you're not? can you start liking more masculine things and stop talking like a girl? and not just act, i mean r e a l l y change into a more masculine person?
>it sucks having to go through life with this. i wish i was straight so bad. or just be like 7 again. at age 10 the boys in school used to tell me to go play with the girls. but the girls sometimes told me to stop being weird and just be normal and play with the boys.
>is it going to be like this all my life? do you ever get to feel not scared or worried or wrong all the time?
I'm usually the one who gets off on call people immasculine, slutty bottoms, but this takes the cake. Get a therapist or you'll be on whoremones and dressing up in sluttly grill school uniforms and sucking cock of the coach of the little league while his wife is in the bleachers.
>not that that's a bad thing
>>5635364
Oh yeah but what about progesterone
>>5635359
That is a very pink asshole
>>5635367
>conquer that mascpussy
Needs put on a coaster at the very least.
>>5635364
>Post non-cringy sex talk.
I want to pop Irishanon's potato.
>>5635367
i don't know where you live but apart from the probably testosterone deprived hipster cucks, straight guys are the same as theyve always been..
>>5635359
Show more and I'll do a vocaroo of me too
So how do I figure out how to strike a balance between "cute" slutty and disgusting slutty?
I'm a kind of beefy hairy dude, and I know people like Senpai are always going on about ppl like me being huge sissies. How much of a sissy can I be before it just becomes a disgusting turnoff?
>>5635384
Cringe
>>5635370
i can't talk to anyone about this face to face.
is there youtube guides on how to speak less gay? i can only find videos of a shirtless mincer and not even a guide. hes just being a bitch :(
>>5635397
Don't be slutty except for your husbando
>>5635405
Firstly I am a bottom
Secondly I don't really care what a chubby twink like you thinks, thx
>>5635397
put on a pleated miniskirt and kitty ears and you'll be perfect
>>5635419
>masc bottom
sorry for ur lots
>>5635397
Cute: wearing a jockstrap under your clothes
Disgustingly slutty: being a bareback cumdump
>>5635405
they wouldn't help me with becoming masculine. they'd just say >current year
and to accept it
i don't want that. i refuse to be like this all my life.
>>5635429
Liar liar pants on fire
is being gay okay?
>>5635419
>validating me as a twink
Anon, I can't fall in love with you, you're a masc4masc bottom beta bitch, stop. But really if you're gonna be beefy and sissy, you're headed for drag queen territory.
>>5635435
That's quite an assumption being made to justify not seeking help right there. Maybe if you want to be more masculine you should start by not being a whiny self-defeating coward.
>>5635404
you get it? I replaced cherry with potato because you are irish
>>5635450
It's alright
>>5635460
>tfw want more than anything to be a cumdump for a guy
>whenever I read the word "cumdump", "bottombitch", etc I get flutters in my chest
>tfw too scared to lose virginity
Aw man
>>5635359
Also here's ur vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oRo89VUYb8
>>5635455
Spartans were the most barbaric, uncivilized of all the greeks.
>>5635453
it's not an assumption. i've read the guidelines and treatment suggestions the psychologists say a million times.
it's all about affirmative psychotherapy and i don't want it. i think the correct way. i want to change, not just change what i want
>>5635457
Very clever :3
You can have my boyspud
>intentional cringe
>>5635473
But daddy.... =(
>>5635455
spartan pairings were always with a younger + older soldier. from teenage years until they stopped being fuckable basically.
two older men having sex with each other would be unacceptable. basically in tradition with pederasty across the ancient world.
>>5635460
>whereas masc bottoms are special treasures
aka abominations of nature
>>5635475
yeah but that dick tho
>>5635495
s-sorry Daddy. It just wasn't quite what I was hoping for...
>>5635500
>being ungrateful
you're a bad boy
>>5635495
ur literaly a mutant
l i t e r a l l y
>>5635515
I-i want to, but i cant
what if someone recognises me?
>>5635515
I was just naming female hormones buddy
>>5635490
Twink athenians are superior
>>5635484
I dont know what boyspud is, but I like you.
>>5635523
What if your future bf knew about what you are about to do? Don't be a slut, you slut.
>>5635530
he's comparing his butthole to a gnarly tuber covered in sprouts
it's pretty apt
>>5635523
Never going to be cumdump with that attitude.
>>5635530
It's Irish boi pussy
I was continiuing the joke ,
>>5635536
>sprouts
Actually it's apical Buds or "eyes"
Pic related is me right now
>>5635552
>Well-used and soggy?
Gross.
I just want free booty pics from sloots on the internet.
>>5635575
that happened to me once
but to be fair my room was extremely recognizable
>>5635575
So take it fairly close up
No one will ever care that you've posted butt pics on the internet before desu
>>5635624
So why dont you post a butt pic if its that safe and nonconsequential?
>>5635639
Buttpics are for bottoms duh
>>5635646
how can one man be so wrong?
>>5635646
>not sending a hole pic to your bottom
>not taunting him
>'see this? see how pink and tight and pristine it is? you're never gonna get in this cause i'm all top baby'
>>5635653
>>5635673
That sounds gay. I'm str8 like all tops
>>5635673
lol that is like the most bottomlike thing i have ever read
>>5635646
Tops need nice butts, too. Something to hold on to during the pounding.
>>5635688
Yeah but that doesn't mean you take pics of it
>>5635700
whoa man, that's some mental gymnastics there
No good at taking Pictures
>>5635727
if your camera is too close to ur face it will make you look widefaced and gross
take the picture with the camera further away to avoid lens distortion
>>5635700
But most straight guys don't get their prostates massaged with another guys dick
>>5635727
me neither
>2016
>still being gay
>>5635741
yeah but no straight guys get turned on looking at dude butts
tops are still more gay
>tfw no communist bf
>>5635752
Most straight guys don't get turned on by dicks either
>>5635752
It's sticking dick in butt, you don't even see dick from doggy desu
So ... idk gay sex is the manliest sex at least
>>5635770
iktf
iktf so well
>>5635727
you're just ugly.
>>5635786
I meant from the tops pov
If it's shaved bp, then it's basically straight
>>5635812
man ass and woman ass are incomparable, your argument fails to stand up
>>5635790
>sassy x sassy
Nah man, stoic masc top x sassy energetic twink/femboy
>>5635820
They're both holes mang
I could be blindfolded, it's just ass
Bottom need real dick, look at all the bitchy bottoms here
>>5635820
Depends on the ass.
>>5635820
that is not true
i fool straight boys on omegle all the time tbqh
>>5635770
>>5635785
i smell bourgeoisie
there is only the struggle + the revolution
>>5635868
Does this make vers only slightly degenerate?
>>5635880
only slightly, don't worry your pretty little head
I want a nationalist bf
>>5635897
How does it feel to want?
>>5635868
But you didn't contest that bottom need real dick not dildos therefore gay boom
we /righteousstruggleoftheexploitedworkerclass/ now
>>5635911
i literally just said bottoms don't need dick they need penetration
>>5635907
Bad
>>5635920
But look at all these hoes with dildos and no bfs and they're" fine"
Right
>>5635920
you do not speak for all bottoms
Am I a qt yet
>>5635897
I almost don't feel like responding desu.
>>5635968
I've met Australians unfortunately
>>5635897
How about a national socialist bf?
>>5635308
Novin to be ashamed of m8. bein gay isn't that bad. you guys have be'er music johnrahs like edm, and lady gaga.
Slut boi's still here.
We traded slut stories and browsed dating apps together and now i'm preping him some arepas
He's cute
>>5636081
take a selfie together
>>5636085
I look like jabba the fucking hutt
>>5636100
d'aww
im glad neither of you turned out to be serial killers
>>5636109
Im probably going to kill him later.
>>5636100
I like both of your frames, and your dubs are nice too
>>5636109
>im glad neither of you turned out to be serial killers
unrelated... anybody from the notheast US wanna meet up?
>>5636100
Oh god my eyes. You're both terrible looking
>tfw the professor said he wants to take me to dinner
I said yes
>>5636144
I bet you aint much better, m8
>>5636146
it sounds like he proposed
>>5636155
I think I am with my pure Anglo-Scots features
>>5636146
Hot
you lucky piece of shit
>>5636167
I'm only a quarter Scots
>>5636146
Did someone say the professor?
damnit
>>5636191
you just arted too good mang
>>5636186
>clashing patterns
why
>>5636199
He's the professor that's why
>>5636131
>tfw no cute bf to murder me
>>5636211
I'll murder you ^~^
>watching misfits
How am I going to take Nathan serious when he is so fucking cute?
>>5636100
omg it happened lmao
>>5636223
Pretty sure I said qt
>>5636223
he said bf not slutty transgirl in a slave-master poly relationship (desu you are only his sidechick)
>>5636230
Ooooh fuckin' brutal, mate
>>5636227
Were people doubting this?
It's way better than the /v/ meet up I went to.
>>5636146
bet hes not even hot
>>5636226
right???
iwan rheon really stole my heart tho
and he's only gotten hotter since
>>5636230
Fucking savage
Feminism related question.
Is watching erotic content under patriarchy inherently sexist? Or does it depend on the content within it. If so how does it depend.
Also what makes something objectifying or not because I don't really still understand the full difference between sexual attraction and sexual objectification. (Please don't just say 'viewing someone as a object' as I kinda don't really know what that means as I doesn't view anyone as objects.)
Also what do people define as porn and/or erotica?
Thanks.
>>5636241
>how no one wanted to drink with him
>how that one blond twink in the bar sent a text to him but meant another simon
poor guy
I fantasize about being a self-insert in that show desu.
>>5636267
>He's very fucking hot
then why would he invite an ugly loser like you to dinner?
doesn't make any sense
>>5636267
hes going to domesticate you!
>mfw imagining reddread wearing a lil frilly apron and featherdusting the house for his daddy
>>5636223
People like you are what's wrong with our community. You're shameful, disgusting and give gays a bad name with your degeneracy.
>>5636282
>daddy
when will this meme end
>>5636267
>He's a college professor
So is the professor
>>5636288
I agree, wearing fingerless gloves should be punishable by death
>>5636241
nathan is such a cute twink :3
>>5636294
>>5636297
But it's so much easier to turn the pages of my book while I'm reading at the bus stop while still keeping my handsies warm
>>5636303
I kinda have a thing for fingerless gloves.
I don't know why, but I just like emo boys so much
Why am I so crazy? I'm so starved for male attention that I latch onto any guy who shows any interest in talking to me. Sex doesn't seem to help, I need a bf.
>>5636322
You need a senpai
Not the tripfag though, a real one
>>5636211
Do we have to be dating for me to murder you?
If so how far are we taking the relationship before I dismember you?
Sidenote, is cannibalism out of the question?
>>5636324
I can't until next year, besides most of the guys I end up falling for are straight or iffy at best.
>>5636332
>Do we have to be dating for me to murder you?
I want to be killed by the one I love.
>>5636340
So is that a no?
>>5636338
It doesn't matter if they're romantically interested they just need to notice you and give you praise for your hard work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PygRXwSd_W0
thank god im gay xD
>>5636330
>curtis is soooooo much fitter tho
so? he is black
>shame the guy who plays him seems like a bit of a dick irl tho
he is black ...
>>5636346
>*sighs*
something about bitchy behavior just gets me
>>5636346
Probably not that either lol he's a really chill guy. He said he's not into all that leather stuff and I don't have a problem with that
He's a dude who likes dude. After we fucked he said he's was surprised that I wasn't a top.
>>5636357
..go watch a show with white actors and a white writing staff and a white film crew en if you hate black ppl that much jheeze
gl tho
>>5636352
this... actually kind of offended me desu
>a gay couple uses a certain type of salad
>AHAHAHAHA ITS COMEDY GOLD!!!!!
>>5636384
BUTTHOLE SALAD MIRITE LADIES??
am i a pretty boy
>>5636380
Will Nathan be less of a dick later on? :333
I know he falls in love with simon because of a tattoo later on.
>>5636394
Nose isn't great, but if you got your skin looking alright you'd be pretty cute
You look fairly young though
>>5636394
"you" are like 12
>>5636394
The hair and frames make your head look big.
>>5636394
yes
and you are 14, tops
>>5636394
too young looking for me
>>5636412
I can agree with the hair, I don't know what hairstyle would work though
also the frames broke so if you have any ideas in that department it would be great
>>5636405
I know he shots on a person's bed and also punches a placenta so I guess no
He doesn't
>>5636424
no i like the hair
its interesting + works well
what is the view from your window, gaygen
>>5636427
alright alright, biggest problem is getting it to act that way. The volume/thickness seems to vary a stupid amount. Trying to figure out what product and process will get me this consistancy.
>>5636434
you can see Magdalen Tower if you look closely
>>5636446
i like it, he looks better than you for sure
dont be all snooty
>>5636424
Makes you top heavy bb
Contacts?
>>5636463
Ruddy or Rodney or whatever his name in the later seasons
Him
>>5636394
You're a cutie
>>5636474
is he cute? post a pic
>>5636446
>uhm yah idk probably
>i watched it when it first came out and i was 13yo..done a lot of drugs since then t b h my memory is broken now
btw what does an extrovert social guy like you think of simon?
>>5636480
thank you :)
>>5636100
I don't know why but I presume everyone who posts here is like a 7/10 at least.
Then I see pics and I'm thoroughly disappointed. The only person I'm left to imagine is attractive is ann since I haven't seen his face.
>>5636494
im not extroverted or social
>>5636510
You ain't seen me and I'm a literal 12/10
>>5636510
I assume anons are 10/10 and all trips, including myself, are 1s.
>>5636510
only uggos post faces frequently
>>5636520
Nigga I no ur probably some fugly neckbeard
>>5636532
ah shit
>make a post
>someone insults me
>deliberately misinterpret it as a compliment and thank them
>they insult me again
>one again im deliberately obtuse and pretend not to "get" it
>they feel bad and apologize
#killingthemwithkindness
The cat in the house is making me feel so relaxed
>>5636535
excuse me i shaved this morning
>>5636517
what did you think of him?
>>5636538
dont worry, you're my kind of uggo
>>5636556
alienfu is best waifu
>>5636548
i check this shit too much
i wish the dog version wasn't online in japanese sigh
