Bear Of The Day: https://www.instagram.com/j.j.bergin/
Chat: tinychat/gaygenrehab
>>5631060
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>>5631064
Basically Irishanon completely flipped out over his various insecurities and was just incoherently ranting about everyone else being "out to get him" to himself while people awkwardly tried to ignore him and carry on with the thread.
First for lets all bully circe!
I was at the grocery store and saw a guy in shorts. I wanted to take out my phone and record so I could jack off to it later and imagine myself sniffing his ass and licking his legs.
>>5631069
I need a vibrator with that much power
>>5631072
He's just having potato withdrawal
EVERYONE ITT MUST POST THEIR LEGS OR GET SPOOKED BY MIGHTY MEME MAGIC
Why does irishanon drop trip and grinchpost the people out to get him?
>>5631069
old thread: >>5629704
>>5631081
what type of shorts was he wearing?
i have never worn shorts before in my life but i'm looking into maybe wearing some because i have a pretty great butt and would like to show it off a little. but idk what type to get.
>I WILL NEVER HAVE A FINNISH BOYFRIEND
WHY DOES GOD HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH?
>>5631088
I did say he was my spirit animal but he's another poster sadly and he's amusing
How do you get a daddy to be your bf?
>>5631089
Weeeeeeeee
>>5631086
tada
just4u
>tfw small calves
>>5630856
>feelgood in 20 years
>>5631091
>i have never worn shorts before in my life
wut
>>5631100
>20
how old do you think i am??
>>5631098
This anon has never done a squat
>>5631106
When i was a kid i had eczema all up my legs and so never wore shorts, plus I live in a mostly cold country.
>>5631101
Actually my first bf's middle name was Jesus.
His birthday is on december 25th
>>5631107
underaged but I'm taking into account how high strung and uptight you are. you'll age quickly and not well.
>>5631114
hang on brb
>>5631091
Basketball shorts like these
His ass wasn't big and his calves weren't impressive but at least his legs were hairy. I still wanted to dive into his ass ears deep.
Just found some random dudes playing one of the games I'm working on on youtube
>>5631128
Post a link so we can laugh at your shit games
Is Grindr or CL a good place to find someone to help you pop your cherry? I would like an older man because they are experienced.
>>5631139
wahh, nooo
i don't want to do that to the dev team i'm with for this.
They're really nice understanding guys.
>>5631144
>I would like an older man because they are experienced
just make sure they're not too old because some of them have ED
>>5631086
I tried to but my camera can't handle how white they are
>>5631146
Stop being a pussy and post it
>>5631128
Stop ignoring my negative posts against you nigger.
I have some old friends on snapchat who I fell out with because they're homophobic pieces of shit and they think they're so cool but they're such obnoxious cunts. Watching their snap chat stories is such a guilty pleasure
>>5631149
I was thinking late 30s up 50
How do I get over this sense of entitlement I have? I feel like I've had an incredibly and unusually awful life that after overcoming and finally starting to get happy again, I feel like I deserve to sit on a god damned throne for climbing that giant hill.
>>5631186
Realize you didn't climb to the top of a hill and rather you climbed out of a pit.
>>5631114
I squat 110kgx5 highbar m80
Can you guys say some really mean things to me about small penis and short?
I am not feeling so inferior right now and I need to be reminded that I am objectively inferior as a man and a human being to get motivated.
>>5631204
I'm not going to feed your weird sexual fetishes anon.
>>5631198
b-but what's the difference
>>5631186
Date a cute middle easterner, south asian, or chinese guy.
their entitlement will piss you off so much you will dump them and learn to be humble
>>5631204
You are an objectively inferior and both a man and a human being.
>>5631204
Keep talking, you tall, big dick stallion
>>5631207
Its not sexual faggot.
Its survival make me feel less than I am so I am challenged.
>>5631210
Everyone else was already above the pit. You were below them before
>>5631214
Oh my god, I fucked that up bad.
I have brought dishonor on my famiry.
>>5631204
Post tiny penis.
>>5631229
ann post legs
also whats your squat at nowadays?
>>5631204
Your weiner is cute and makes you objectively more lovable
I actually think small penises are really cute
>>5631204
size doesn't matter. it's who you are on the inside that really matters, anon. you are a valid person who deserves to be loved. :)
>>5631250
>2016
>still believing this stuff
is it a good idea to cum on my own face or is my judgement impaired by my libido?
>>5631258
This is a lesson you must learn for yourself.
>>5631258
In moderation dear anon. You wouldn't want to be one of those sissy mtfs
FUCK OFFF I AM INFERIOR YOU FETISH FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE ME FEEL INFERIOR
Am I the only bottom that doesn't really care about size as long as it can hit my prostate?
I'm like 90% top but I'd let a cute short boy with a small penis top me after I blew him
>>5631098
Calves are the sexiest part of the male body.
>no butt to inspect on a friday night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5631275
Size queens are in the extreme minority and quite vocal about it. I'm quite average and never had anyone complain
>>5631266
You are a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
>>5631258
It is a good idea until you actually do it.
>>5631275
The one and only. Such uniqueness.
apple juice and spiced jager is vile
>>5631256
>>5631266
I would date you for your dick size and height. And I'm extremely picky.
>>5631296
>drinking alcohol
DISORDER DISORDER
X-D
>>5631266
Do the make baby-sized condoms for that small penis of yours? Are you even a real man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xao7bs0nb44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0qBEo3Ci8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc3v71mGUeI
HAHAH YOUR PENIS IS JUST A STUB
hahahaha forever a bottom bitch boi
>>5631287
Nope you're sadly mistaken.
>record myself masturbating out of curiosity
>realise I make this stupid "concentrating" face
>am now selfconcious about what my face looks like during sex
well that was a bad idea
#awks
>>5631308
i've decided to embrace alcohlism to jazz up my life
>>5631315
Sry but I am objectively correct
>>5631316
I can't see your face if I'm kissing it anon
>>5631275
not that same dude,
I'm average but sometimes I wished I was bigger than my 7" just to have something that ppl wow'ed over.
>>5631323
you should just be embarrassing a cute bf instead
>>5631329
7" is still above average
shape > size too
>>5631337
>taking the bait
how retarded are you
>>5631341
How is that bait?
>>5631342
>>5631335
in a perfect world, anon
>>5631342
Dude quit shitposting.
To all small penis club members:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt5yX8QOlmk
>>5631353
i like the way you think
>>5631348
Just confirms why I hate black people.
>>5631346
I wished you wouldn't drink
>tfw just masturbated to a video of myself masturbating
In my defense, that ass is t o p - t i e r
>tfw no femboy bf who's butthole tastes like warm soft pretzels
>>5631363
wanna share mate?
>>5631353
>tfw no bf to worship your hole like the ancient treasure it is
>>5631368
No. In order to make it hot I had to do all these lewd moans and stuff. That's staying private, I wouldn't want to tarnish my str8-acting masc4masc image.
You're all so fucking annoying.
How pathetic to see some of the same trips on here when I was last on here 3 years ago.
Anyone have any plans this weekend?
>>5631375
going to Oxford University for some "networking" (wink wink nudge nudge)
>>5631375
playing football tomorrow
>>5631378
thats a rugby ball.
Kill yourself.
>>5631370
>tfw no bf to lick his bp until his thighs are shaking and his hips are bucking to let you know he's ready to be bred.
>>5631362
this is the first time i've had a drink in probably six months
chillax
>>5631375
hanging out with my cat
conspiring against the world
>>5631079
No, unless Circe is into it, then sure.
>>5631381
I literally came <5 minutes ago and this made my hips involuntarily twitch
can I hire you to text me smut when i feel bored?
>>5631379
rugby is football dummy
>Top calls me a girl in bed.
>>5631390
wrong, he isnt holding an american football either
its a rugby ball
>>5631381
>tfw no skilled bf to eat your pink bussy until you have a quivering cuntgasm
literally just ate a dozen cookies :|
>>5631392
>implying you and all bottoms aren't daddy's good little girl when you let him breed your sissypussy
>>5631384
Alright swankypuppy, I'll chillax.
>>5631266
SHUT UP TINY No one fucking asked you. Go sit in the fucking corner.I will give you your opinion when i want it.
>>5631370
>ancient treasure
Lol wrinkly old man anus.
>>5631402
Yeah sure why not but keep that shit to yourself. I don't like feeling emasculated I just like dick in my ass.
>>5631392
Absolutely haram. Also, I fucking hate faggots that refer to gay men as "she." Pig-butt disgusting.
>>5631414
but taking a dick in your butt is a complete surrender of your masculinity desu
I'm new here.
pls be kind
>>5631413
chocolate chip
>>5631413
>poppy covered mug from starbucks with a straw
HAWT
>Tfw no Jewish bf
>>5631421
Same tbqh
>>5631422
You realize Senpai is some loser in vancouver, right? He's never posted a real pic of himself. No one has ever seen a real photo of him or him on cam. He's a hon for sure.
>>5631430
hot guy but the pose makes it seem like he has testicular cancer
>>5631430
>honpai
>me
>>5631424
Teach me your secrets. I don't wanna be a skeleton anymore.
>>5631438
new trip?
Rare senpai
>>5631450
That's got to be hitler, no one else is that lean.
>>5631439
drink carnation instant breakfast drink as your beverage with every meal; start eating peanut butter sandwiches with poptarts as the bread; eat moar donuts. you'll be a tub of lard in no time.
>>5631450
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen such a flat ass.
>>5631458
>dem shoes
feelgood, stop posting from the future.
>>5631462
is he that skinny?
>tfw no jewish BF to lead me out of on a path of degeneracy that ends in me wearing nothing but a collar, trained to please any jewish man that wishes to use me
>>5631450
>>5631470
>>5631468
this mr. sassy little slut to you hunty!
>>5631473
yiddish or semitic ?
>>5631458
he has nice calves
Anyone been to a glory hole?
As disgusting as it is a part of me really wants to suck some anonymous dick.
>>5631490
i feel the same but you have to be realistic - any cocks at a glory hole will either be tiny, AIDSridden or just disgusting.
there has to be a reason why they cant just hookup like a normal person.
>>5631490
I think they're kinda hot but gross and scary so I think it'd be fun to like set one up and just do the fantasy w someone I know + trust instead
>>5631490
I'd be too scared of getting herpes tbH but then I don't really like anonymous sex.
>>5631490
Sounds hot but I wouldn't risk it desu
>>5631485
I like semites but I'd submit my goypussy to either desu
It's sad but I don't think I'd care if the guy had a std as long as he was cute with a nice cock.
>guy I want to be behind the glory hole
>>5631497
There used to be a guy who would cam his glory hole hijinks on chaturbate. Always wondered if it was truly anon or ppl that he knew. The cam setup was him inside at his house's front door with a make-shit plywood fake door with a hole in it. Every now and then a penis would pop in the hole and he would suck it. He claimed it was craig's list ppl getting serviced.
Be honest, how does this make you feel?
I always thought I was 100% gay bottom, but this gif makes me feel funny. Am I turning straight???
>>5631525
I don't get how people get turned on my farts and other smells from the asshole.
>>5631525
eww
>>5631525
well, it makes me feel a bit better to think about a guy with a thick bushy beard rimming me and tickling me with his beard hairs at the same time
>>5631513
you're doing god's work for his chosen ppl, anon.
>>5631422
You can practice on me, anon.
>>5631529
girls don't fart and if they do, they don't smell.
Would you date a guy with an underage face?
>>5631577
He's 100% underage though
>>5631577
>tfw underagelooking face
none of the cute 25ish year olds will date me because they think im pedobait :(
>>5631584
hey feelgood, h r u
>>5631584
Go older, 30+ yo guys love guys who look underage. Gives them a rush to be with them, brings back memories of the youth they lost..etc.
I have a theory that everyone over 50 or so desires a teenage bf/gf to get them out of their shell. To help them soften their mean corrupted hearts. Old ppl are so stubborn and hate their lifes.
>>5631577
I would schedule a fancy date with Scarf and Shoes, but never show up.
>tfw fat and ugly
>tfw even if I fix the fat I'll still be ugly
>>5631525
https://youtu.be/1yuB1MWAeLM
I like 80s pop chicks. I think i'M TURNING STRAIGHT. HELP.
>>5631289
The rest of this picture?
>>5631626
Save up for plastic surgery. Once I have enough money I'm so getting a nose job.
ill just leave this here
>>5631636
>tfw you were always the last to make it over the hurdle in gym class
>tfw you were always the last chosen by the other boys
>tfw you would be the only boy sitting in the bleachers mirin at that one athlete that all the girls had a crush on
>tfw you wish he would pay attention to you
>tfw after class one day he asked if you needed a ride home and you accepted
>tfw he made you suck his dick, slapped you around, and threatened your life if you ever told anyone
>tfw the damage will never be healed and the memories will forever live on
https://youtu.be/4reeEObMeFI
>>5631634
I would have paid for a violinist at our table beforehand, and organized a birthday cake too.
Andrea Botticelli will sing "tanti auguri a te" as it's brought out, and everyone will stare at you, at a table by yourself, a violin playing, with your birthday cake, all by yourself.
>>5631642
It's annoying cause my general face structure is great but my massive hump on my nose ruins it. It drives me insane so fuck it. I'm smoothing it down once I have enough cash.
>>5631632
meh, I more of a fan of classic rock myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E
>>5631675
You don't have very many friends irl do you bully-kun?
>>5631689
I've posted it before but people said it was fine but I don't believe you guys. It's pretty much a big ass Roman nose crossed with a pudgy Hispanic nose. It's awful. Plus when I was younger a guy literally said to me "it's a shame about your nose" and it's stuck with me ever since.
>>5631689
I guess.
>>5631697
No, not really.
Is your tongue sexy? Does it look passionate for some cock? Show your tongues.
At my misters again~
We cooked dinner together and did kitchen stuff. Stuff cozier since the talk~
Also his space heater looks so much more intense than mine.
>>5631386
Only if maton does it.
>>5631719
textbook body dysmorphia/insecurity here
>if people say im ugly it means im ugly
>if people say its fine everyone is lying to me to make me feel better and im ugly
there is no way for you to win here. seek a counsellor.
>>5631728
Is mine?
>>5631756
That is an extremely long tongue
>>5631756
i think its longer than my teenyweenypeeny
>>5631750
>implying any of that is untrue
I'm hideous and everyone knows it
why don't you havea daddy to tongue fuck yet?
>>5631750
I'm at the point where I take hundreds of selfies until I make one that makes my nose look less bad. I also rub my nose until the skin is raw when I'm stressed out cause I hate it so much. I squeeze it and click it too. I also get paranoid about not wearing glasses because of it. Can counselling really stop this? I've been like this for almost 10 years now.
>>5631781
is your tongue sexy and are your eyes pretty? thats all that's going to matter when your down on your knees sucking me
>>5631782
Chizzard is creepy.
Creepier still is me recognizing him however
>>5631797
Pic related.
>>5631797
don't laugh
http://i.imgur.com/7I2EcAi.jpg
>>5631818
Nice try bitch
http://princelittledick.tumblr.com/post/134624082844/me-in-the-flesh-what-do-you-think#notes
>>5631818
don't choke
http://i.imgur.com/Sr7ecmr.jpg
>>5631860
lmao, that looks like a dragon dildo
>>5631860
Tfw no long foreskinned bf to tease
>>5631860
Is it just me, or is that hand/chest ratio quite off.
>>5631860
>Ant eater dick
Groce.
>>5631910
Maybe its a midget
>>5631910
he's most likely 5'2"-5"4" and not fat
does cardio or something
>>5631910
yeah it's off a bit. probably a camera angle and a wide lens thing
>>5631926
jew pls go
>>5631930
>pic related
>>5631926
It does kinda make you want to use one of those cigar cutters on it, doesn't it?
>tfw never be a genderless fuccboi forever and anally load up on big veiny helpings of cock for the rest of my life
>>5631860
I really like those nipples.
>>5631964
>Snip
>All better!
Friend of mine was telling me about dick cheese. I nearly vomited.
>>5631984
>genderless
tranny pls go
>>5631818
cute weiner mate
>>5631990
senpai pls go
it's really starting to make everyone uncomfortable... you know... how long you've been posting here and all... i can only think of pic related.
>>5631824
>http://princelittledick.tumblr.com
lol, that tumblr. What the heck, man. All that trouble for the photoshop.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c97af4c80c2978c8a2f9a335c35983f2/tumblr_nzfabdFV4m1um9hm5o1_500.jpg
>>5631818
Hahahaahaha
>>5631998
it's probably just rugby using senpai's trip to shitpost.
>>5631998
Tranny pls
>>5632015
A-am I a c-cool kid now?
http://i.imgur.com/gh1P9pl.jpg
>>5632015
i've posted enough of my penis here methinks...
>>5632024
they do that now? ;~;
i would like a boyfriend please. where do i lodge my application form?
>>5632059
>>5632073
>www.boyfriendapplications.com
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7213325/Boyfriend-Application
>>5632073
That's an old photo. I asked SP since someone here posted his dick for all of gaygen to save/have that it's only fair I post mine. Gaining a picture of my cock is one thing, but actually being able to own it is only SP's privilege.
>>5632078
Only real application anyone needs desu
>>5632084
you're starting to sound like Circe tbhfam
>tfw ive filtered booger ann rugby 565 faggot hitler
>tfw im the king of gaygen
>>5632101
Except I don't post webm clips of myself or youtube clips of unimportant things.
>>5632108
rugby pls
>>5632108
I don't filter anyone but the second part is actually correct
>>5632109
whatever helps you sleep at night, Jurcé.
>>5632139
>>5632139
>Jurcé
Abomination.
>>5632217
wow he looks like a completely different person in that picture
>>5632219
Right tho
His face looks way softer, i think
>tfw no coked up Falco bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
>>5632217
I still don't understand what you find attractive in that guy, but w/e that's your prerogative.
>be masc
>holyshit i'm so masc like wtf
>i'm so masc i can't even, like literally i'm so masc i shit fully grown lumberjacks
>bored as hell
>See Ru Paul's Drag race is on demand
>Let's see what the fuss is about
>It's actually funny
kill me
>>5632229
>skinny
>most likely flexible
>easy to maneuver around in put in whatever position you like
>looks so precious and cute
>fuck him hard to steal his youth
>>5632219
Lighting, angle, styling. The picture's flipped too, if that makes a difference.
>>5632243
Get a hold of yourself.
Willam is funnier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynJHTxI_0lU
>>5632244
you just described a real doll
>>5632243
Post maschole desu
>>5632243
I don't see the problem... You can be masculine and still like the show?
>>5632261
I love willam
>tfw playing ps1 games and eating hot cheetos
>tfw never grow up
>tfw literal child
i blame anime
