lets do it like they do it on discovery channel
chat: tinychat /gaygenrehab
>>5629704
>first for tfw no bad touch
>>5629721
we'll do it doggie style
so we can both watch X-Files
>>5629712
Why aren't you?
>>5629704
I don't get spontenous boners from men
>>5629735
Nah, I don't like pussies
>>5629738
Niether do i, but i still want them in me
>>5629738
Like via visual stimuli or tactile?
>>5629700
Hi. Which one?
>>5629752
visual obviously
>>5629756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3d6GntKbk
>>5629734
But x files are shit
>>5629769
King Justin > Nick Jonas > Zayn?
>>5629780
I'm heart broken, man
>>5629783
Justin = Nick = Zayn
They are all so perf
So how's everyones quest for a sugar-daddy going?
>>5629834
I've got one giving me weed and stuff. Gave me money on my birthday. I'm still not getting cars but I'll work up to a senator soon. I might try to gimp at bohemian Grove with some politicians. Maybe I'll land a Jew
where would one find stories about cute boys getting ravaged by big strong men? i have a dire need
>>5629834
ive been flirting with a 40-something owner of one the "cool" restaurant in my city and besides inviting me to food whenever i go he usually takes me on little vacations around europe is super cool
Is okcupid any good? I dislike having to say "sorry no" to so many people messaging me who I don't like. I like the safety of the leftwards swipe you get on tinder.
how is it possible to want the dick of older fat men
disgusting
how is gross hot
>>5629872
I tried it for a bit. No one in my area is worth the time. They're mostly weird basement dwellers. So it might be different for you though, you could try it.
>>5629834
This is the closest I got. I couldn't go because it was the weekend before Christmas and I was very busy. If he invited me again I'd go at the drop of a hat.
I'm going to start working out next week so I can finally lose my virginity
Will it take too long for the results to start showing?
So how does scruff work? Any filters for ages so I don't get weirdos a decade older...
Or whatever woof means
>>5629897
what do you look like?
>>5629925
All of those infomercials tell me that you start seeing results in 3 days or your money back.
>>5629934
Pretty good. Why?
>>5629928
It's a verbal call of lust on the level of primal urges. Pre-lingual feelings. I'm not sure on filters but just state what age you want.
>>5629957
I'm just curious about how boytoys look. Is it like really fem or something?
>>5629897
Lucky, all I did was get to fly a Cesna for a bit
>>5629928
I think you need Scruff Pro for that.
https://support.scruff.com/hc/en-us/articles/202623364-What-is-SCRUFF-Pro-What-do-I-get-when-I-subscribe-
Testing
>>5629969
If I had to describe myself using disgusting porno labels, I'd be a twink. Not necessarily fem, but slim and smooth.
>>5629989
That's what I call a sexy baby
>>5629989
>how the gay community sees twinks with scruff
>>5629999
>>5630003
I guess my Catholic friends were right when you said that you all have higher rates of literal pedophilia. I didn't want to believe it even though he used facts. But you guys just proved him right.
>tfw you nut but you realize that you have no straight man poo to smell.
It's a hard cock life, for us
it's a hard cock life, for us
'stead of treated
we get tricked
'stead of kisses
we get dicked
>>5630015
iktf
>>5630052
who are you
>>5630057
>senpai trying to get away with same fagging
Seriously end your life
>>5629896
Nah
>>5630067
It isn't me some asshole has been pretending to be me.
>>5629925
At the absolute least 3 months
>>5630080
You're not an asshole
But who are you
>>5630080
lol
>>5630073
I'll be you sugar daddy, Irishanon
you should all be murdered t b h
human beings are inherently shitty
>>5630122
How do you expect to make any friends
>>5630126
i will be friends with the animals of the world
pure of heart + mind
>tfw just passed out for 6 hours unexpectedly and missed my workout
:<
can someone post a pic of their dick or something to cheer me up pls?
>>5630143
sure, what angle do you want
>>5630143
k here u go http://i.imgur.com/ZQTELYH.jpg
>>5630168
I was gonna feel bad if no one else played a joke, either, thanks
>>5629989
<pic related> is what sludgepuppy would look like if he were reimagined by George Lucas as a star wars character.
>>5630122
why
>tfw house almost burnt down
That's a dryer heating element that's supposed to be a flat peice of metal... Oops
What's /gaygen/ been up to all day?
Also post more cute twinks
>>5630143
hope this cheers you up :)
http://i.imgur.com/yfEdKbA.jpg
>>5630264
>tfw grindr doesnt open on my phone anymore
>uninstalled it and installed it back at least 10 times and it keeps crashing
I fucking hate life
i want a bf, but i know my mental issues will drive him away
>>5630286
you phone probably has AIDS
>>5630294
>trip on every single tripfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhxApEKYK5w
this is the state of the gay community
>>5630294
what if he also has mental issues?
>>5630306
who's the asian chick?
skeletons are not attractive
REAL men have CURVES
>>5630306
Who the fuck does his hair?
>>5630332
Could care less about their shape as long as they're strong and husky
>>5630277
>that internalized twinkphobia tho
>>5630331
I think it's their girlfriend
>>5630309
This is the actual worst
Crazy attracts crazy and it never ends well
>>5630337
>Could care less about their shape
>as long as they're... husky
what
>>5630332
>multiple framed pictures of yourself
>gold psp
>white bedding
>>5630337
>Could care less
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5630344
I'm not a twink so it can't be internalized
>>5630367
i dont think theyre him, i think youre just racist
>>5630371
let's rub our dicks together
>>5630272
Why did I click that when I took a big swig of tea?
>>5630392
>a big strong human teddy. With a dick.
That's a sex doll with a dildo bae
>>5630379
2 bears looking the same has nothing to do with race
>>5630372
i don't believe you. post pics
>>5630392
>I mean, like.. the shape of the body. As long as they weight and strength
>I just a big strong human teddy
Is English your first language?
Regardless I wish more people were like you. I'd be much easier to get a bf
>>5630361
Pretty much. I have a hard time being friends with people like myself because... well... they're not the greatest to be around for obvious reasons. I have one "normie" friend, but it's pretty clear that my issues get in the way of our relationship more often than we'd like.
>>5630392
ME I R L
>tfw no human teddy to cuddle because i am so young and they are all like 25-30
>>5630371
I could careless about your RE's and pepe memes
>>5630141
Are you a druid? I'm an animist that follows a lot of their culture. I too wish to purify the world
>>5630408
You gotta earn it
>>5630332
How do I find a person like this to be my bf?
>>5630417
>have a hard time connecting with normal well adjusted people
>everyone I get along with is literally crazy and an unhealthy person to be around
>>5630391
SYNCHRONIZED DICKS
>>5630458
by dating me tbhq
>>5630473
p-pics?
>tfw chatting with a cute guy on tinder when he suddenly says 'irregardless'
there is no way our conversation can continue and it hurts me
>>5630477
Whats wrong with that?
>>5630477
>they end every sentence with an ellipsis
>they use emotes as responses
It's okay anon, I know the struggle of having autism.
>>5630460
I didn't say that, though.
Basically, it's easier for me to get along with people like me (who aren't mentally stable) at first because we have that commonality, but the same traits that brings us together are also the downfall of that relationship. I have been friends with (and used to be friends with) people who aren't stricken with mental issues, but those relationships tend to be strained because my behavior can get things a bit rocky. It's not a fun position to be in.
>>5630477
My do-not-use words is 'whilst'
>>5630489
o.o
:3
xD
:P
D:
>>5630495
Did you ever know someone who used "twas" in regular conversation
>>5630500
Emotes themselves don't bother me I just hate when people use them in the middle of a conversation instead of actually saying something.
I know it's roughly the equivalent of nodding your head when listening to someone but still.
>>5630495
it's the correct way to say it
'while' as a substitute for 'whilst' is a pathetic american creation
fuck american english
>>5630515
>i pronounce color wrong on purpose because americans spell it wrong
>>5630475
nope lol
Hitherto, the apex of human verisimilitude could be said to be the inestimable discovery of the Garden of Eden, the invention of liberty or perhaps the sampling of such luridly appreciated works of art as sculpture, painting or song disseminated for all, or even more popularly in the works of Mighty Zizek, blessed be his name. But the zenith of humanity is yet on the horizon, only now rising unprompted in conjunction with the unfetterence of this, the most perfect manuscript ever called forth from the dim sinusoidal writhing of the mental serpent so fondly spoken of by Burton and which has issued this excessively penetrative form of the written word for easy consumption and dubious understanding, this Babylon, this inestimable message in a metaphorical bottle, the author’s clear and concise dispatch to the one fortunate soul in the future who will some day unravel the true meaning and as such fully comprehend the sheer rubicund incandescence of this most precious Gem. It is to you, unborn reader, that I, the inimitable Author, dedicate this missive, the last departure from a restless soul, a patchwork figure presiding over the fallow and lifeless wastes of creative endeavour, finally exhausted by this act of plunder, as if to say “Go no further, there is nothing left for you here”. And indeed, any attempt to undertake a creative project from this point forward is doomed to a most insalubrious suffocation by the towering shadow of my White Whale, myself being retroactively reborn as a modern-day Ishmael, chasing the sun in the penning of this superlative shitpost of which humanity knows no equal.
Why do people use the ;) emoticon?
It makes me want to punch through my phone.
I need to go let my Cat inside! It's almost midnight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8Dcz3kyOA
>talking to ex
>keeps bragging about making his boyfriend cum hands free
That's so nice.
Can't stand seeing him happy
>>5630561
Iktf bb.
Every time I talk to my ex he always seems way happier than me.
>>5630554
hehe ;)
>>5630561
>>5630575
>tfw no exes
ha-ha-ha......
>>5630561
Why do people do this? What possible point is there in talking to someone when you know it's going to make you unhappy? Why bother trying to maintain a relationship with an ex?
>>5630545
>>5630525
>>5630515
G-guys, no need to fight. We're all loving faggots here.
>mfw can't find pic so had to improvise
>>5630584
my dick is really fucking hard right now
shit
>>5630575
Same, he's moving on with his life and it's killing me. I still love him so much. I want him to be happy, but it's hard to see him doing so much better than I am after the breakup.
>>5630582
We're best friends. Hell, our relationship was more like incestous brothers than an actual couple.
It could be anyone and I'd say the same thing...
I'm literally filled with envy
>>5630594
Then why did you break up?
>>5630533
I can't believe I actually understood this massive shitpost
What is this from?
>>5630332
>pictures of himself on the wall
>fat and ugly
Jesus it's a new ultimate low in narcissism.
Is there something wrong with me?
When I get turned on my butt gets all twitchy and i have an urge to get fucked (unsurprisingly), but the weird thing is the moment i do any kind of buttplay my dick just goes limp. Like, I'm enjoying it and turned on as hell, but my noodle is as flaccid as wet string.
Anyone else?
>>5630600
My sexual insecurities and fear of being open.
I was cold and distant towards the end, depressed. It unraveled everything
>>5630608
It's definitely not uncommon to stay flaccid during anal
>>5630608
Butt stuff makes a lot of people go soft, even if they're still horny and want to get dicked.
Don't sweat it bby<3
>>5630603
I wrote it myself.
Did you like it? I tried to write it à la Robert Burton as best I could.
>>5630608
My body can't focus on stayin hard no matter how much j enjoy being eaten out or fingered
>>5630608
I go soft unless the top is jacking me off or something is focused on my dick.
It's not that uncommon.
>>5630608
From what I understand it's because more blood goes to that area rather than your dick. I think it's better to stay flaccid during anal as it's supposed to make the experience a little more intense.
>>5630628
aw shucks
>>5630627
Fascinating. Is it possible to cum like that?
Yes, I'm a total virgin.
>>5630617
word salad
>>5630637
Yes, you can orgasm purely from prostate stimulation, you'll likely be half hard rather than completely flaccid though.
>>5630637
Oh yeah you can still cum, if you play with your dick a bit it should go hard, but you might lose some stimulation in your back end. If your ass/prostate is really getting stimulated it shouldn't take much effort to cum at all, but being flaccid during anal is perfectly normal and really preferable.
My life has turned into a real-life dating sim, anons. I've got three potential boyfriend relationships going on at the same time.
>asian twunk
>thick latino femme-twink
>nerdy /fit/ hispanic dude
It's like a sushi bar, honestly. So many options - and they're all so good!
>>5630652
I hate you
>>5630614
Well, okay. But it's still dumb to me.
>>5630648
well duh
Burton was the original saladdresser. behold the opening paragraphs of his masterwork:
THE FIRST PARTITION.
THE FIRST SECTION, MEMBER, SUBSECTION.
"Man's Excellency, Fall, Miseries, Infirmities; The causes of them."
Man the most excellent and noble creature of the world, "the principal and mighty work of God, wonder of Nature," as Zoroaster calls him; audacis naturae miraculum, "the marvel of marvels," as Plato; "the abridgment and epitome of the world," as Pliny; microcosmus, a little world, a model of the world, sovereign lord of the earth, viceroy of the world, sole commander and governor of all the creatures in it; to whose empire they are subject in particular, and yield obedience; far surpassing all the rest, not in body only, but in soul;imaginis imago,created to God's own image, to that immortal and incorporeal substance, with all the faculties and powers belonging unto it; was at first pure, divine, perfect, happy, "created after God in true holiness and righteousness;" Deo congruens, free from all manner of infirmities, and put in Paradise, to know God, to praise and glorify him, to do his will, Ut diis consimiles parturiat deos (as an old poet saith) to propagate the church.
Man's Fall and Misery.] But this most noble creature, Heu tristis, et lachrymosa commutatio (one exclaims) O pitiful change! is fallen from that he was, and forfeited his estate, become miserabilis homuncio, a castaway, a caitiff, one of the most miserable creatures of the world, if he be considered in his own nature, an unregenerate man, and so much obscured by his fall that (some few relics excepted) he is inferior to a beast
What are you poofters listening too?
http://youtu.be/vf0WbeOXRyY
>>5630652
The one with the richest parents obviously
>hes going to be my bf one day :)
>>5630664
>videogame music
embarassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
>>5630664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdzzzmmbnxM
>>5630668
Okay, I feel like the requirements to become a male model don't make any sense.
>How all twinks should dress to attract a daddybear :3
>>5630664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLcR6B68lG8
>>5630664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbMWtUyIIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sionjMnaVP0
>yfw you find out Kes was killed off Voyager because Harry Kim was "likable" and on the 1997 People's magazine of Top 50 beautiful people in the world.
>mfw they didn't kill off Neelix
>>5630677
1) have an interesting and nonconventional appearance
its not that complicated
>>5630679
i thought this was going to be vaporwave
instead it was just shit
>>5630655
Believe it or not, anon-kun, just last year I was a total loner. Then, I decided to change myself for the better. I started working out. I started cleaning my face. I started socializing more.
Now I love my life, and my sexuality.
>>5630677
Have a symmetric face and thin/swimmers body and be like 6' or above.
>>5630692
What do you look like?
I'm curious to know how attractive I need to be to have a normal life.
>>5630684
What's considered conventional?
>>5630669
I'm just going through neon indians songs. I'm on this now http://youtu.be/lPKO49hOnJI
>>5630664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYnXXgKdCU
>>5630697
Not that attractive at all. I know plenty of normies who are barely 3/10 and seem to be living a fulfilling life.
>>5630677
Are you blind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7wGLEfor4
Modeling is one of the hardest jobs ever. You don't even know it.
>>5630656
I regret it, but I was young and stupid.
Hindsight and all that.
>>5630702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7wGLEfor4
It's the 2016 style for men by Gucci. They set the standard for how men should dress. Are you fashionable?
>>5630678
I don't really like tryhards with weird faces.
>>5630533
Underappreciated post.
>>5630697
I'd say I'm a 7 or 8, but with the whole depressed attitude, facial grease, and lack of toned muscles, I seemed more like a five or six.
Unless you have some serious facial deformities, a tad of muscle mass will always make you appealing.
>>5630703
>seem to be
This is the key. Most happy normies are only happy on the outside.
>>5630715
Alright, so what exactly are we looking for here?
>>5630712
>tfw got over my depression approx 6 months ago
>tfw started hitting the gym hard at the same time
>tfw now properly self-groom
>tfw my studies are going exceptionally well and i have actually made 2 or 3 friends
>tfw my life is still just as bf-less as before
>>5630678
What the fuck is that fashion.
Male fashion is at its best when it is simple and doesn't project trying too hard.
Not that. That is too ugly.
My best friend of 12 years whom claimed to be bisexual rejected me after I poured my heart out to him.
I don't think I can ever love again
>>5630704
what the fuck those are the worst designed outfits i've ever seen
fucking disgusting pansy bitches
>>5630727
At least you have friends. Stop being a little bitch
>>5630736
He's claimed to be bi for years. I have been taking it slow.
>>5630708
they look like walking corpses
like they just got ass raped by a 12" cock
If a boy is cute he can just wear normal clothes. I actually find it a big turn off if someone thinks wearing expensive or highly fashionable clothing makes them attractive. It's just fetishwear to me, I'd feel the same way if someone was wearing a leather daddy get up out in public.
>>5630704
But why male models?
>>5630727
It'll get better, anon. Patience and prudence are key, there are too many thirsty faguettes that will waste their virginity on the first stud to come knocking.
Seek a relationship that will satisfy you in the long-run, beyond the element of lust, and you will be happy.
>>5630704
>that outfit is really hot
>>5630708
Is this some sort of torture? Why are the forcing them to dress up like little old ladies?
>>5630740
I temporarily dropped 2 subjects so I had a lot of free time, this got rid of the stress that I think was the root of my anxiety/depression. As I got comfortable I phased my studies back in and caught up fully - quadruple A* at A levels baby(!).
The other major factor was the gym. Being able to quantify regular progress is hugely satisfying and made me feel better when I thought "oh man im failing at everything" because I could look at my stats and think "yep, I am improving in at least this." Also exercise improved my self confidence, being healthy meant I was less tired and more "sharp", plus the gym is just fun.
I also got weekly 1 hour therapy with a psych, but although drugs were discussed we didnt do anything with them.
>>5630753
>my mommy made me wear this
>she said we didn't need to spend money on new clothes for the dance
>i love my mommy
>>5630745
Same
Though I do dress to look how I want, you can't tell I spent a good money to look like a street punk. I have a white-collar job with the whole tie thing; I like looking degenerate after.
>>5630753
Oh god another one. I think I'm leaving this place. It's like a new tripfag every fucking second.
manelich I feel so used
>>5630778
It's too late now you're cancer is terminal. GAYGEN IS DOOMED AND DEAD!
>tfw browsing /hm/ and you see a twink with more tiddie than you do
I'm new here.
>>5630800
Do you have an example you want to share with the class?
>>5630802
Kill yourself
>>5630768
be fierce bitch and leave
>>5630802
>>5630806
uh, how do you crossboard link again
>>5630808
Eat my dick.
Post your husbando
>>5630810
Post ur booty musclebottomboy.
>>5630802
leave
>>5630815
sauce
>>5630815
This just went on sale, I'm considering buying it.
lads my butt is DEFINITELY getting smaller
help!!
>>5630815
does this count
>>5630815
He's 49 and I'm 19.
>>5630830
Stop squatting. Or start. Do the opposite of whatever you were doing.
>>5630822
Kill yourself for not having played the game by now.
Post you tasty nips
>>5630836
oh uh does it need three arrows?
>>>/hm/1304447
>>5630815
Even though he smokes
>>5630781
>Female runway models are encouraged to look "fierce"
Not so much anymore.
It all depends on the show, Gucci lately has been going for this 70s vampire thing which is getting old real quick.
>>5630839
>tfw nips are slightly slanted and will never be aesthetic
>>5630833
Woof! Hot-daim
>>5630815
Pic related
I can't believe how David Bowie died and people still aren't talking about him. I remember when Michael Jackson & Whitney Houseon died which were such big deals. Even when Aaliyah died it was a big deal.
The media only cares about black people. Racist bastards! ;(
>>5630813
Shut the fuck up, Donny
>>5630856
Honey, do you need me to send food? You'll die in the cold you will!
>>5630861
Lel, thanks for that
New namefig
Hi
>>5630856
they just need to be sucked on and deflated
>>5630870
Hi Milo. I'm Johnny.
All new trips post bp right now.
>>5630870
>>5630879
Senpai h-has spoken
>>5630879
Can I post mine anyways?
>>5630879
I'm a top.
http://i.imgur.com/tPyOM0B.jpg
>>5630896
If you want
>>5630878
I like your fuzzy chest johnny.
I found this place through reddit said it was a good community.
Im inclined to agree!
>>5630898
Nah, just kidding, besides it's so hard to get a pic of your bp.
Some girl called me telling her to stop calling even though I never did so she texted me a screenshot of her records and my number was there
I guess some dude is spoofing with voip using my number. How unfortunate
>>5630879
fuck my dead boipuss
>>5630897
Nice.
My grandfather raped my mother and she's pregnant with an incest baby. She's pro-life as fuck and I feel morally obligated to raise the child, yet I'm only 20. What do?
>>5630908
Bring the baby into my boipuss.
I'll take care of it.
>>5630908
Move out of Arkansas
>>5630899
hot daddy face :3
Guys like that make me wish I were 12 again.
That's so weird. I look at older guys and fantasize about being a child again. Playing with remote controlled airplanes, sliding down playground slides, playing on monkeybars, being picked up by stronger men and kissed and hugged.
who else ha daddyissues?