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>>5625219
looks like circe with a beard
guys you wont fucking believe it but I actually found a muscular, cute mathematician who is interested in me
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?
>>5625226
At least Wurst knows not to wear fingerless gloves
>>5625198
r-really
>>5625233
>WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?
well idk you're the mathematician
>>5625250
That would be a statistician
I prefer to do number theory and the occasional bit of mechanics
Ey I like that final form pic from last thread yo
>>5625253
but can you take a big dick
>>5625261
i guess time will tell
:*
>>5625233
you both sound so fun
i bet you look great
Drooling vaginas are kind of neat. Am I bi?
>>5625349
Ew, vaginas are disgusting
Im alright with the idea of tits, but vaginas are just... icky.
seek help
>>5625260
>I memorized the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel!
Same here
>>5625403
music helps some people remember things
Eden of the East
Gets real fucking morbid
i think i have become so used to the idea that i will never have a boyfriend that i am slowly becoming asexual
>>5625409
no I mean how does the formula fit the song?
>>5625414
you put each syllable on a note so that it flows rhythmically
>>5625413
I go through phases like that.
The asexual part, I mean
did Steven Avery kill Teresa Halbach tb h
>>5625409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIwyNguarw
>>5625432
>Literally a polyromantic, genderfluid bi/a-sexual POC with problem glasses
I don't even need to post that fake Tumblr picture anymore, that's selling you short on the oppression scale.
>>5625457
A lot of people make fun of me for not caring about looking like a tumblrite
>>5625414
idk just try to say it in your head, x equals negative b, plus or minus square root, b squared - 4 a c, all over 2 a.
>>5625468
When people are mean to you, does that perpetuate rape culture?
why is circe allowed to post in here, he's not even a femboi he's full-up trans
>>5625493
most gaygen regulars cant read so its not like they noticed
>>5625511
So you agree, you think we live in a rape culture?
>>5625433
And I just read that FBI guy Cameron thinks Edward Wayne Edwards did Black Dahlia. Does he really or did someone misread him? That'd be really stupid.
>>5625540
I don't know what exactly rape culture means but I think there's plenty disgusting with people thinking they can be entitled to deciding what someone else should and shouldn't be comfortable with regarding control of their body, regardless of situation or culture.
>>5625562
>gay gen
>means i'm a guy sometimes
>>5625562
Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where'd you get it?
>>5625520
I just choose to not read circes posts and when I do they legit disgust me. Degenerate as fuck. I also don't like people that I don't know the race or gender instantly.
>>5625394
You're honestly top five favorite posters and we have had some pretty funny back to back banter shittalking. Everyone else on here is so boring. You're one of the only interesting ones. Assholes are the funniest.
>>5625577
My bracelet's actually, like, an entire rolled belt.
> Be me
> Have crush on married, dorky late 30s coworker
> Share a lot of the same passions (80s animu, nerdy shit, music)
> Love his little quirks, including his adorable interests ("I'll bring some paint for Warhammer!") and stupid laugh
> He's straight and taken (RIP)
> E-stalk him on Facebook
> Find pics of him shirtless by the pool
> Perfect dadbod
Life is a special kind of suffering
You guys need to stop blaming Tumblr for your problems. It's not their fault you are oppressed by the patriarchy and clinging desperately to your white cis gay male privilege by being transmisogynists.
>>5625608
>taking pics of himself shirtless by a pool
lmao disgusting normie
not quirky at all
>>5625608
You've posted this before. There are tons of out of shape nerds just like him.
Just pick up a nerdy hobby and put yourself out there.
>>5625672
but he doesnt work with them! forbidden love is the hardest to break
>>5625736
Well, I mean, it also helps that you're a qt desu
>>5625580
nice excuse for illiteracy casual
enjoy being v scared when u cant find the exst sign n a fire or some other scary catastrophe
>>5625730
>co-worker
>straight
>married
I guess it doesn't really get more forbidden then that.
>>5625643
tits or gtfo
>>5625769
Misogynonce.
>>5625746
dont think i have ever seen a pic of you...do they even exist???
you are a femfag too right
>>5625756
t-ty
no..im pretty sleep deprived tho
>>5625795
avatarfagging is against the rules.
>>5625801
I don't avatarfag and they don't ban you for that. They banned me for spamming completely and shut it down. I have to be crafty and only make like three posts a week now. They are deleting even whe I nice post.
Okay, /gaygen/, I think it's time I posted my boypussy, so here you go:
i.imgur.com/xurMAeg.jpg
>>5625608
There are plenty of weird fat guys out there looking for a qt boy to disappoint with their small penises. Don't worry.
Ya'll quit being mean to Circe. She's a qt and you need to let him post here if he want's to.
Srsly tho, he's nowhere near as much cancer as other name fags and avatar fags that have posted here in the past.
>>5625807
theyre giving u a gift n yr blowing it....
how do i know if im cute
>>5625815
you need to shave that shit bb.
>>5625835
yr not
hope this helps!
>>5625818
>tfw u miss freddie
>>5625849
>tfw u miss rabbi
>tfw no virgin bf with unused ass
Does anyone else cringe about sleeping with a guy who someone else has cummed in?
Only virgins for me.
>message 10 different guys today on Grindr
>not one response
Ughggghhhhh
>>5625866
is your face ugly or sumthin
>>5625864
New flash, even virgins are disappointed in your tiny dick; they are just too shy &/or nice to let you know about it. Get over it faM.
>>5625876
I dont think so. I've posted my face a few times on here and got conflicting responses. Mosr of the guys I talk to think I'm cute at least
>>5625889
you the comic book looking dude with the hat and glasses?
>>5625894
Good guess.
>>5625918
I felt a little bad for being mean and was going to delete but got distracted watching Bill O'reilly.
Got a manager involved at work because some new hick fucker kept calling me a fag.
>>5625946
yas hunty slay his bumpkin ass
>>5625966
No. he's skinnier than a twink, covered in acne, and had a really bad mustache that you would have in middle school.
>>5625986
*feel
finally found out how 5652 does it:
https://vimeo.com/95701148
>the more you know. jpg
>>5625986
I was in the break room talking to a another coworker about coming out to my dad since I did that recently. Then this guy starts going on about gay people and I blew him off. Then when I'd run back to the kitchen to grab food for a table he'd call me a fag. After about 2 hours of me blowing this off I told a manager and he just got a slap on the wrist since he's new.
Any tallish subs here? What are your experiences?
>>5626022
thats retarded. hes new he doesnt know he shouldnt shit on his fellow workers.
????
your managers a twat
>>5626022
ah man, that sucks. sorry.
>>5626007
i like my penis tyvm
http://i.imgur.com/qfiapLY.jpg
>>5626039
lol, thought you'd be asleep by now.
also...
>not posting that dude's analysis pic of your dick
>>5626036
Yeah. Manager gave me the day off tomorrow though.
>>5625974
all of those things sound hot tho???
tfw no communist bf
>>5626030
I don't really think i'm tallish but i've been with people shorter than me.
>>5626039
But it's so tiny
>>5626080
Too busy being the sassy gay waiter everyone loves.
>>5626080
id of punched him in the face. we all have our challenges :)
>>5626053
Restaurant work is shitty enough without having coworkers being turds.
>>5625793
I've posted exactly one picture, lol.
>>5626064
Looks like CinnamonToastKen
>>5626107
I'm the cracker barrel guy
>you will never be married
>>5626152
Jokes on you, I have female distant cousins begging for a green card.
everybody post personal cuteness with pupppers
>>5626135
Nah I'm pretty normal at work in the break room and the kitchens. Old ladys and young people tip more if you gay it up.
>>5626163
I don't has puppers. ;-;
>tfw no haru bf
>>5626163
My pupper is a big rottweiler who lives outside.
>>5626178
2D isn't real, anon.
>>5626117
he's a qt
>>5626163
My pupper died
At least I have cats I guess
Why do y'all hate r/gaybros so much?
>>5626228
How do I make my butt look like that?
>>5626202
Don't remind me ;_;
>>5626230
I don't have anything against it. I just get ignored all the time, so I stopped going there.
>>5626247
he's an actual communist
>>5626239
squats maybe?
couldn't tell you, I don't think mine's particularly great either.
>>5626239
>get/be skinny
>wear underwear in a way that it sorta acts like a pushup
>pose in such a way that really hurts your spine and lower back
>use wide angle lens on cam that creates a fisheye effect and use that to make your butt look more plump than it actually is
>>5626252
That's how I maintain mine
>>5626247
>Is it supposed to be ironic? Or is he like legit retarded?
could ask you the same thing ann
>>5626260
>*pushup bra
>>5626247
at least he's not so retarded as to wear a che shirt
Thoughts on Jewish guys?
>>5626281
They bake well.
>>5626281
Indistinguishable from any other partner i've had, I think
>>5626262
Does it make your legs big?
I don't want big legs
>>5626281
I wish I were Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom were my wife
lucky piece of shit
>>5626262
Yeah I really need to get on that but I don't have a rack
Maybe I'll just do pistol squats or something
>>5626305
aRe YoU bI oR sTrAiGhT? GtFo If YoUr'E nOt GaY.
>>5626310
I consider myself gay, but I don't give a fuck, I would give up on everything to be with this goddess of a woman
jA ROCKA
>>5626299
I mean, that depends on a lot of variables
i think it gave my legs a better shape if anything at all but then again, i've never bulked up
http://puu.sh
/mNERm/befdfc9e9a.webm
>>5626306
I used to rely on OHP'ing first and then I got my bf to help me lift my weights up and then he helped me build my own squat rack~
I don't recommend it, uh, if you're a heavy guy, tho
We made mine out of wood and bolts and stuff from a bedframe but i think it's really only useful since i don't lift heavy, anyways
Do trannies/lesbians listen to Drake?
>>5626318
>>5626359
cutest girl in the world
>>5626363
>tranny looking doubtful.gif
>>5626367
I mean, i never tried but i don't.
The only song i ever heard of him was that one with the dance box and i didn't really like it
>>5626348
Yeah a makeshift one seems a little sketchy. I'm only 150 pounds but still
but shit I really need to get glutes
>tfw live in a degenerate country where gay guys refer to each other using feminine pronouns
I would say 'why not just transition?' but then only 3% of the gay male community in this shithole would be left
for all you flat asses fags...
http://bootypop.com/
>>5626410
>I'm looking at you ann
>>5626376
lol, I mean, there's some pretty good schematics for making one.
But yeah, I don't put more than like 200lb on it so, you know
>>5626410
>>5626465
wat da fuq is wrong with its eyes?
been in "love" (or at least a crush) with my best friend for about a year and a half now. I even dream about the little fuck.
What do?
>>5626494
be in love with me instead
>>5626494
tell us about him anon
>>5626485
>i wouldnt mind being qt + musically talented but yah that too
Eyyyyy
>>5626494
Well what do you want to do?
>>5626485
That was alright, I guess
Not into the feel it was giving off, really
>>5626030
6'2" sub, no experience
>>5626520
How'd you guys meet
>>5626524
Been best friends since I was seven, im 23 now. I actually met him when I was six, he walked up to me and said something idiotic about how he could 'throw me to the moon', typical little kid weirdness. lol. We almost got into a fist fight, but when I saw him again a few months later, we've been best friends ever since.
What do you think of balding,shaved head and wigs?
>>5626549
wigs?
>>5626549
Balding is ok, shaved is eh, wigs are what
>>5626030
Surprisingly not bad.
I always hate being tall when I'm alone, and think of how much better it'd be to be like 5'4. But then, for what it's worth people have done pretty well with me... and a lot of fit older dom guys have gone about like it was no thing.
>>5626562
I met a few femboys that shaved their heads and wore wigs instead.
>>5626532
If he's straight, just know that you can't do anything, man. I've had crushes on good friends too, and although that shit's tough because it's so romantic, nothing good can come of it.
>tfw still jerk off to the thought of getting railed by one of my middle school friends
>>5626572
that is... a little odd.
>>5626135
>I swear it's 6.5
Nice try small dick.
How unrealistic is my bf being able to hold me while we fuck? I've seen webms of guys being held in the air while fucked but is it actually doable outside of porn
>>5626636
my mister and I do it pretty regularly
one of the most fantastic things to try if you don't mind a little laziness is when he flips you both over so that you're riding him and then just kind of scoops you up and holds you in the air while you just float there and get fucked
It's A+
LAfags, where are some good IRL places to meet older guys (35+)? Not necessarily for hooking up, making friends/dating too.
>>5626668
how much do you weigh
Guys
I have a crush on my coworker
He's really chubby and kinda a doofus but he's adorable and I want to suck his dick
But he's straight I think
And he thinks I'm straight
What do I do
>>5626732
Suck his dick.
>>5626737
i wish i could be that light and still keep my face how it is
>tfw 128 and 5'4
>tfw too fat to be twink, but have noodle arms and legs
>tfw 22 bmi
Trying to lose weight for a qt bf
I ASKED QT BOY TO COME OVER AND LET ME COOK DINNER FOR HIM, HE SAID YES.
What do I make? What food guarantees getting you laid? What food screams "please accompany me into my bed, so that I may wrap my arms around you and and cuddle and not release you until morning"?
>>5626797
Spicy tacos/burritos
>>5626815
I need my round cheeks for my grungy tomfem aesthetic
I have decided that I will never find a boyfriend. I give up. At least I have ASMR
>>5626815
>skelly faces are good imo i like angles
I agree but some faces are a bit too angular at times
mine included
>>5626841
find a gf instead
>>5626842
>some faces are a bit too angular at times
How dare you.
>>5626852
>just another skeleton in a clown suit tbhfam
>>5626786
you should bulk and become a musclemanletbottom desu
>>5626896
You should kill yourself desu
>>5626916
Seems sort of harsh.
How's the cut going?
>>5625219
requirements to be my bf
>masc without trying too hard
>top
>into twinks
>has a tummy but has muscles and is strong af
>hairy
>scruffy face
>short
>knows how to cook
>likes to go out and about instead of netflix & chill
>can play a musical instrument
>loves camping trips
>drinks microbrews
>isn't a SJW
>always has time for me but knows just a few times a week is good too
>encourages and is okay with my autistic interests
am I asking for too much?
this was all what my BASTARD OF AN EX was
>>5626891
Hi
Glad to know at least one guy likes my height
Its the only reason I'm glad I'm not str8, I'd never get a gf
>>5626926
Wear high-heels and be the empowered man you were born to be.
Then you can strut down the street to a chorus of "Yassss henny!" probably being shouted at you by Senpai.
>>5626938
>beer is shit
Fight me bitch boy.
>>5626940
No shit.
Also only men will hold you in big muscular arms
>>5626922
Quite the long list. I'm sure there are people like that out there somewhere. Don't give up anon!
>>5626952
>tfw no qt bf almost a foot shorter then you
Where you from m8?
>>5626960
New York
>>5626942
Bring it
I'll toss you in a hops barrel with the rest of the trash
>>5626922
I'm all this. My requirements are that you have to be ok with the possibility of me having a gf and her coming first over you. And you may be required to run errands for her when I get tired of her. Also, I *can* cook but I usually don't because that's not my job.
>>5626973
kek
whats clapping party people
is sex really pleasant though, or is that just a social construct
>>5626786
128 and 5'4 is too fat to be a twink?
Weird.
>>5627054
I don't know. I always assumed it was
>>5627059
Maybe height plays more into it than I thought.
What do you eat in a day?
>>5627066
Dinner and then something like oreos or pirates booty
Working on not eating anything but dinner which usually fills me.
Also I only drink water
why the fuck does my cum smell like fish today
>>5627090
You dick is turning into a vagina
>>5627075
Aye, sounds like a balanced diet.
>>5627103
Ayy just want to be a qt bf for a muscle jock
>tfw too fem to be str8
>tfw too masc to be gay
JUST
>couldn't sleep
>took nyquil
>still can't sleep
This bullshit is getting out of hand. I have to be up in five hours.
>>5627093
no u
but maybe i shouldn't have put on pink panties for that guy the other day
>>5627114
>I have to be up in five hours.
lol I have to be up in 3
>>5627115
You should never do that
>>5627119
stuff happens when you're horny, senpai
>>5627118
I'm sorry, Anon. I have to fill in for a boss's boss secretary, and be twice as alert, if that's any consolation.
>>5627120
Shamefur dispray
>>5627123
You should try dramamine anon. Always puts me to sleep
>>5627132
No gots, and it's 1:30 here, so I can't exactly run out to the store.
>>5627137
then watch The Turin Horse
it'll work
Have you ever crushed on a guy who isn't 100% normal? Maybe he has a disability or is mentally impaired in some way?
>>5626797
Osso bucco
I would probably cream myself if a guy made me osso bucco
>>5627144
I'll give it a shot. Thanks.
>>5627145
Damn, gaygen really does make me feel better about myself
On a tangentially related note, did the anon who wanted to get with that deaf guy ever update? That was really cute
>>5627145
does mentally unstable count
>>5627186
I guess so alien boy
>>5627181
I hope got together. that was the one time i actually care about something on gaygen
>>5627166
>Ossobuco or osso buco is Italian for "bone with a hole"
I got your osso buco right here bb
>tfw no bf to play fighting games with for two days straight on the weekends
>>5627241
Yeah, it's a damn shame he didn't follow up
>>5627246
nobody has that for me mate don't kid
>>5627145
He looks very similar to one of the homeless guys that would come by a place I worked at but instead of de-focused eyes like your pic, this guy had lazer focused, crazy eyes, similar to Charles Manson. He was so crazy that his nickname was "Crazy." Jesus, the son of God, would talk to him personally and they undoubtedly had in-depth conversations on a regular basis. To his credit, he was very charming and charismatic and also horny. He would always hit on the college girls from the university that was just a few blocks away. At first the girls would be receptive to him because he looked like a college student (if you didn't pick up on minute details) but after about a minute or two they would realize he was nuts, then it would be sheer panic on their part.
>>5627145
I tend to go after those who aren't very mentally stable, but that's mostly because I can relate to them better.
>>5625219
DID SOMEONE SAY CROSS DRESS?
DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS?
>>5627251
fighting games were my shit growing up
still absolutely unbeatable (for normies anyway) on them and i havent even owned a console since i was 15
>tfw trying to mimic feelgood's bullied puppy eyes look to appear qter
>failing
suffering.
>>5627251
More of a (j)rpg & strategy game kinda guy
Also is my captcha a sign?
>>5626922
shorten it to
>masc
>top
>hairy
and
>isn't a SJW
and you're basically me
also
>tfw when warned about my shota posting ;~;
tranny jannies pls you love it.
>>5627431
I miss strategy games.
I need to get my PC repaired so I can get my paradox fix it's been to long.
>>5627442
If you own a 3ds, a great strategy rpg is Fire Emblem Awakening
Fire Emblem Fates comes out really soon too
super great games
also when did you get a bf?
congrats
>>5627447
Oh yeah I've heard of them and wanted to play but I've never got round to it.
I'm more of a grand strategy player though, I love my micro management.
Thanks it was last weekend but I've been seeing him for a little while now. Was kinda funny when I realised he was my mates younger brother .
>>5627461
>my mates younger brother .
just how old is he?
>>5627466
5 I like em fresh :^)
Nah he's 18 my friend's 24.
>>5627447
..and yetttt...he is still here flirting with all the fembois instead of spending time with his bf
unacceptable t b h
