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>>5623151
Fallout 4 gets really boring after you reach around level 30
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First for enjoying latest snapchat update. Who next?
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>>5623144
Especially with that haircut :^)
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>can you host
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>>5623144
I have neither of those though
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>>5623146
omg sisters ;););)
>>5623163
fuck you monobrow
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>>5623161
I'm only at around level 24 I think. I'm enjoying it although New Vegas is still my favourite.
>tfw they removed the gay perk

>>5623169
Only joking bby <3
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>>5623161
>>5623174

yep i had like 300h in f3 and fnv but i cant play more than 40 hours in f4
on the other hand im having a blast playing dragons dogma
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>>5623174
well dont
i trusted u and this is how you repay me
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>>5623144
>>5623146
Don't get down on yourself. You're only half those things. lol
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>>5623163
>Especially with that haircut
Damn, did I miss qt haircut pics.
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>>5623186
It's not like I posted the picture or anything.
Don't worry you're still the ayyest of lmaos.

>>5623190
Sorry for my eyes only.
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>>5623188
true, maybe.

>>5623169
like totally omg c;
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>>5623195
crying now
>>5623190
i thought i cud pull off short hair but i cant
doesnt help the barber completely ignored what i asked for and gave me a faggy fucking quiff like every other dickhead alive and put FUCKING BRYLCREEM IN MY HAIR WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME ARHGJKG
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>>5623210
>barber
that's your first mistake.
man up and go to a salon next time.
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> put on a small shirt today
> fits really well around my body, mirin that nice waist
> turn around
> holy fuck i didn't realise my ass is so big
> don't buy the shirt because i like my ass but fuck me it's really obvious

c-cool
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>>5623215
>not showing off your ass

Don't be selfish
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>>5623201
>>5623214

these boys look younger than anything Rugby has ever posted
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>>5623210
Don't cry it's over now.

>Brylcreem
Haha my granddad uses that shit I thought it looked a bit shiny.

>>5623214
Yeah salons are pretty much mandatory in my experience unless you're going for a short back and sides.
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>>5623215

Ass pics now sir.
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>>5623224
My ass is pretty round-ish and firm from walking/jogging a shit load throughout my life

I'm sort of self conscious about it outside of the context of getting a cock in there
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>>5623215
>>5623224
>>5623229
gaygen has spoken show ass or die
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>>5623225
pic

>>5623228
straight old men just can't into hair imho.
gays and women have that shit down to a science.
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>>5623240
i never had a gay hairdresser only womens
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>>5623224
>>5623229
I shall deny you your pleasures
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>>5623214
yeeee usually go salon but i wanted this which is a mans haircut
a barber shop run by someone well trained just doesnt compare to a salon for properly short hair but i went to a really shitty barbershop
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>>5623245
>frogposter

ew nevermind
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>>5623247
Tbf it's not that far off. Nothing a little time and patience wont fix.
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>>5623256
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It's 3am, I'm drunk and this is my first time posting on /lgbt/.

what happens in gaygen?
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>>5623271
We talk about gay stuff and shitpost.
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>>5623258
it is just too short on the top + too high on the sides
my hair grows fast af so yeah will probably get another haircut in a month somewhere more technically capable
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>>5623271
tripfag circlejerking
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>>5623271
this is where we talk about cuddling and kissing and post boipuss.
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>>5623210
Sounds cute.
>BRYLCREEM
What?
>>5623245
I get it. It's cool. I've got a pancake butt too anon.
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>>5623245

Godly and holy! We all should deny ourselves pleasure and enjoyment. Long suffering is a virtue.
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> are you into daddy/son roleplay? ;)
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>>5623225
never really paid much attention to the shit that he posted but not sure which is more disgusting:
>>5623201
>>5623214
pedo
>>5623245
>>5623260
or pepe.
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>>5623279
>>5623278
I do have pictures of it and i have sent it to someone (who said i have a nice "squishy" butt) but it's not something I'd upload to a Mongolian cave scratching wall
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>>5623280

I'd try to indulge a cute femboy but I really hate roleplay and would only do it to get in that ass
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>>5623283

pepe is worse

2D shota is whatever except for the mansbian fem4fems that think cartoons are real life
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>>5623273
>>5623277
sounds pretty fucking gay tb'h, although I don't see any boipuss being posted

>>5623275
2/3 replies are tripsfags. Perhaps its even more infested than other generals around these parts.
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>>5623289
> the "daddy" is old enough to be your literal dad

grindr is a hell of a place
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>>5623293
then post your boipuss to kick off the thread, anon.
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>>5623296
>the "daddy" is old enough to be your literal dad

Isn't that the point?
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hi nerds sup i'm awake

>>5623296

But older guys are pretty attractive

>>5623298

omg boogs, stop pls
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>>5623304
NOT WHEN THAT'S ALL YOU GET

MY ASS IS A FUCKING DADDY MAGNET I JUST WANT A QT TO CUDDLE
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>>5623303
my boipuss is pretty fucking hairy, it's 3.30am now and I'm not a showoff anyway, so it's not gunna happen.
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>>5623309

Learn to find young bears to cute. At least then you'd have someone to play video games with
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>>5623307
kek b-but why circe? ;~;

>>5623315
shame.
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>>5623317
they're all fucking shorter than i am though
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>>5623278
old man hair styling product that is very #classy #menswear #mfa
see picture
>>5623298
t b h im not attracted to irl children but shota is kk for me like it clearly doesnt portray what children (or anything irl) actually look like its purely highly sexualised illustration
probably shouldnt openly say that living in britain considering its illegal but w/e
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>>5623274
Yeah I wouldn't worry about it at all.
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>>5623320

Manlet bears are the best
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>>5623324
Oops everytime I change devices.
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>>5623322
I agree with you, shota doujins are pretty hot but the thought of 3D is repulsive to me.
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>>5623318

becauuse shota is HELLA CREEPY, boogs, that's why

>>5623320

oh i mean, ok, that's less than ideal but itty bears are still super adorable either way
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>>5623331
>>5623325
I'm 6'2 so having a bear that wants to top me that's under 5'8 is kind of hilarious :^)

fucking manlets
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>>5623334

Woah there jack skellington, I could do just fine. Just let me find my step ladder
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ok gaygen is pretty uninteresting

I probably wont be back

catch you later guys have a good life
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>>5623322
>shota is illegal in britain
wut
also yeah i don't mind shota because i self insert as the shota.
it's not like i'm jerking it to anime kids when i'm the anime kid in my head r-right?

>>5623331
;~; circe no pls don't kinkshame.
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>>5623338

I'm going to go take out a huge loan I can't pay back just to spite you now
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>>5623338
you dare dickrespect our hospitality?
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>>5623340

It doesn't matter if you're self inserting or not because it's not real. Like someone who enjoys horror movies or violent video games isn't the same as a murderer.

Hell true crime documentaries are super popular and those are real things that really happened.
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>>5623341
don't do it, use it to buy many roubles instead

>>5623342
thanks for your hospitality but I'm probably gunna pass out now thanks
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>>5623334
>>5623336
>not keeping lanklets chained up in your sex swing where they belong
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>had class for the first time because of snow storms
thank god its my last semester fuck education i'll just get by on looks
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>>5623351

You'll get old like everyone else
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>>5623340

ok you're right, i'm up to some way creepier shit, I guess, I'm sorry boogs <3
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>>5623341
just take out a small loan of, let's say, 1 million dollareedoos.

>>5623355
it's all good.
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>>5623329
t b h turns me off when it is written as purely paedo material
but most shota i have ever read is pretty ambiguous about the age and doesnt have the shota acting in a particularly childlike way
>>5623340
>tfw do both
them vers feels
apparently it 'encourages' paedophilia. rarely prosecuted tho i think it is mainly there legally for collecting supporting evidence against irl paedos.
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>>5623338
We'll miss you so much! This place won't be the same without you. You really helped to elevate the level of discourse.
>pretty uninteresting
Seriously though. Why do people bother posting this shit?
>hurrdurr yous guys are lame
Why don't you shit up the thread some more about how boring it is, or complain how it's not like the good old days, rather then trying to contribute? That'll help things.
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>>5623161
I'm almost level 60 and I still love it
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>>5623355
but you are not inflicting your kink on ppl who aren't consenting. Don't get me wrong, you do post some annoying stuff sometimes but you don't keep posting super creepy shit just to spite ppl that don't like that creepy shit. Tbh, I don't really care what booger does and it's not really *that* annoying but there is a difference between what you've done and what he's done.

/blog
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>>5623214
>>5623228
You guys are retarded

Hair salons maybe if you have long hair, or are a woman, but frankly barbers, in my experience, have been better at knowing how to do mens hair.

You gotta accurately explain what you want though, you cant just be like "I WANT THAT FAGGY CUT EVERY OTHER FAG HAS" and not expect to be bald on the back and sides and have some faggot quiff. It also helps that my barber is incredibly gay. I let him do pretty much whatever he wants lol
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>>5623376
i agree with this post too. i'm pretty shit desu.
i have to go though so i wish you all a good day and stuff. <3
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Faggot shit
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>tfw matched with dane dehaan look alike on tinder
yes yes yes
maybe we will even meet up n bc friends n shit and he doesnt just ignore me like everyone else i have matched with on tinder for the last three months
>>5623378
i showed him like three different pictures from three different angles
basically as accurate as you can get
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>>5623379
you just need to let Ann bury his cock inside you so that you can finally feel like a woman and be at peace.
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>>5623378

I haven't had someone else cut my hair since I was like 12, I wouldn't even know what to ask for.

I should probably find a qt who can dress me properly
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>>5623396
Yeah you're probably right, just a shit barber desu. Took me a while to find a guy I liked. Like I said I usually just go in and i say roughly thereabouts what i want, and let him decide if he thinks undercuts, layering etc etc would work with my hair. check out reviews in your area etc.
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ive been offered to be in a threesome a guy wants to fuck me while i fuck his bf, i dont know what to do gaygen
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>>5623396
>Dane Dehaan lookalike
Don't fuck this up man.

>>5623378
I find it's easier to find a decent salon than it is to find a barbershop.

>>5623412
Follow your heart.
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>>5623401
unless we are talking just buzz cuts, cutting my own hair would just end in disaster, lol.
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>>5623419

Mostly buzz cuts, I learned to do other stuff but eventually it starts looking really bad and I go back to a buzz cut if that happens.
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>>5623405
genuinely just created a yelp account so i can one star him
my life<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Help, I don't know what's happened to me. I've thought I was straight all my life, but I was talking to this guy today and I kept thinking about how hot he was.
As soon as I got homing I jerked off to the thought of him fucking me.
What the fuck is happening to me?
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>>5623417
i like threesomes but not that kind if it was 2 tops for me id already be there
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>>5623454
oh no, you caught the gays
be carefull if the symptons persist youll end up in a pride parade in a thong
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>>5623454
nothing
the potentiality for gay was always there in you in the right circumstances. congrats on realizing you are bisexual (Y)
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>>5623454
look man, nothing gay about sucking a few dicks every now and then. manup son
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>>5623457

Feel awkward fucking someone?
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>>5623467
>*"...and now enjoy being despised by gays and straight alike"
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>>5623483
yep i never topped i dont even know if i would do it right, im just a bottom slut
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>>5623501

As long as you can stay hard and just follow the rhythm of the guy fucking you , you'll be fine.
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>>5623462
>>5623467
>>5623472
So do you think I should go for it and ask him on a date or whatever? I don't know if he's gay or not but he was really hot.
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gaygen is just full of retards, queens, trannies, camwhores, furries, fat lovers, and socially disgruntled individuals.

I'm none of these; why do I even come here?
I thought this was a place for the average gay man. I guess I was sadly mistaken.
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>>5623540
im sorry your majesty, are we not good enough for you?
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>tfw no skinny + tall black bf
those features in a boy is just ridiculously attractive for me i dont even know why
>>5623540
masc4masc only
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>>5623551
And you're it's ringleader. Disgusting.
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>>5623555
*your
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>>5623540
So much salt, so little sugar.
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>>5623551

That guy is p cute
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>>5623584
wiz khalifa is qt af
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>>5623559
He was right it's "you are" :^)

>>5623540
Sorry we don't meet your standards. Would you kindly fuck off.
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Well I've managed to stay vegetarian for like 3 days now.
Feels pretty ok
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>>5623334
Same here. My bf's a short cub and mostly top. Still cute.
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>>5623625
i want to try, any beginner advice :P
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>>5623642
Make it to the style of your favorite foods. Like everything I eat right now is super spicy. My butt doesn't like it, but I'm probably going to be loosing weight quicker since I'm working out too.
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Which are you?
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I want to get a dildo, but idk which kind I should get. The biggest guy I've had was 8 inches. Any suggestions?
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>>5623707
umm I use this thing.
http://www.amazon. com/Adams-PleasureSkin-Cock-Inch-Natural/dp/B0001FUWLG
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Message reads:
"To make a family, you don't need instructions"

d'aww
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>>5623707
>8"
Welp, your way outta my league. Whatever you get, go for premium silicone so you can boil it or toss it in the dishwasher.
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>>5623616
uhm no
>>5623704
buckaroo
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>>5623559
>>5623616
Funny how he ignores his mistake like it was nothing and proceeds with posting pictures of niggers smoking weed and wasting their life away. What a loser.
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>>5623733

>taking the bait
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>>5623625
>tfw been vegetarian for 10 years
cmon step it up
>>5623733
*they're life
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>>5623742
But I love steak
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I dreamt about all the bad shit i couldn't stop thinking about yesterday and it feels like my sadness is trying to creep back into my head from the past
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>>5623724
>misleading instructions on how something works
>leftover parts that don't fit together
pretty typical for IKEA, tbH.
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>>5623760
Watching stupid comedies always helps cheer me up bae
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>>5623752
>But I love mutilated cow flesh
ftfy
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>>5623771
There is nothing better than a super rare steak, desu... like when it's bluish in the center and bright red on the outside and just seared on the outside. OMG, it just melts in your mouth.
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>>5623742
I hate you so much I wish you would just leave.
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>>5623704
Either hotdog or holiday.
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>>5623704
excalibur + holiday
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>>5623784
since being vegetarian for half of my entire life meat just isnt even vaguely appetizing for me
>>5623794
why
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>>5623819
We get it, you're a vegetarian
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Called into work early fml
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>>5623828
What time is it where you are?
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>>5623824
meat is ewh t b h
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>>5623161
Yeah I get you
It's like the new metal gear : first week you play it = goat, after that it's pure shit.
>>5623704
Witchita
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>>5623642
Buy some Indian and East Asian cookbooks. Learn how to prepare lentils, beans, mushrooms and rice - not just white rice, either. Don't rely on soy substitutes. Do start taking supplements, especially for B12, calcium, iodine, and iron. Never, ever go full vegan.
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>>5623707
i'm more of a plug and beads kinda guy

>>5623704
i hate this meme so much i want to burn tumblr down
but i'm buckaroo, or maybe hot dog
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>>5623161
Stopped playing after a couple of weeks. Playing Mad Max instead
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>>5623847
that look good, nah im not thinking in going full vegan i have some selfsteem left
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>>5623704
>tfw excalibur and buckaroo
>tfw I want a bf but I'm afraid of intimacy
>tfw I don't think I know how to love someone anyway
>tfw painfully distant from everybody
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>>5623824
>we get it, you're an attention whore
FTFY
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>>5623880
desu senpai
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http://fistmehard.tumblr.com/post/25404899582

This looks fun...

But I still want to be able to please my bf afterwards...


Has anyone ever done fisting or anything like that?

Can you still enjoy normal sex after?
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>>5623847
>Never, ever go full vegan.
why..? not fully vegan bc its inconvenient af + expensive but i barely ever eat animal products. dairy is only good for calcium which exists in plenty of other foods in admittedly smaller amounts. also this +
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZnGtPMdZ4
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>>5623909

Don't
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>>5623911
Precisely because it's inconvenient and expensive, prohibitively so for most people. Basically anything you might try to buy off the shelf has dairy or eggs in it somewhere (or gelatin, or shellac, or any number of 'natural flavors' that are actually animal by products of some sort). So strict veganism requires either buying dedicated vegan products for hella dollars or making literally everything yourself. There's also the simple fact that most people have a hard enough time balancing a diet with their options open. Vegans need to work that much harder to get everything their bodies need with a way narrower selection of foods. It's a lot of work, and a lot of dumb kids who go vegan to get attention or because they took Philo 101 end up malnourished and unhealthy. But at least Oreos are vegan!

I don't want to get into milk conspiracy theory discussions so I'll just say this: the dairy industry has done some worrisome things and most Americans consume far too much dairy (and red meat/saturated fat/sugar/salt/etc), but dairy foods do have a lot of good things in them.
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>>5623916
elaborate.
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>>5623975

You shouldn't put giant leg sized things in your butt anon.
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>>5623909

Sloppy buttholes still feel good desu
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>>5623880
>I <3 MEAT BACON STEAK BACON BACON BACON BACON STEAK BACON
>uhm yah except i dont eat meat
>BACON BACON BACON OMG WE GET IT YOU DONT EAT MEAT SHUT-UP ALREADY BACON STEAK BACON I <3 MEAT FUCKING ATTENTION-WHORE BACON STEAK BACON
>>5623957
basically what i was saying but much more intelligently.
+ bc i dont want to be 'that guy' whenever im invited for a meal anywhere else haha being veggie is awkward enough.
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>>5623980
Why not?
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>vegetarians

Mtfgen is over there ladies
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>>5624017
Cheeky senpai
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>>5624017
Not wanting to be a qt uke who is tiny and feminine because he lacks the essential nutrients necessary to build manly massals.
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>>5624059
>who is tiny and feminine because he lacks the essential growth hormones being pumped into his foods
ftfy
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you crazy kids and your alternative lifestyles. As if being homosexual wasnt alternative enough. Go eat a cheeseburger
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fiddy looks like he grew up malnourished because he was malnourished as a child. mystery solved.
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>>5623731
>>5623731
>toss it in the dishwasher.

>tfw your parents get angry because you keep washing your soiled dildos with the dinner plates.
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>>5624101
You have no idea how tempting that is.
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>>5624104
t b h i think being basically anorexic from the ages of 15-17 has more to do with it
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>>5624126
just go get a chick-fil-a sammich. chicken isn't really meat. problem solved.
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>>5623397
Trip on ann.

>>5623742
>vegetarian for 10 years
And you were such a qt.
>>5623847
Not you too HO.

>>5624072
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>5624141
My sister doesn't eat pork or beef, because they come from "Cute animals". Chicken and turkey are alright though, because they're ugly.
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>go to a party with a bunch of old high school friends

>find out like a dozen or so people came out after we graduated... All found bfs or husbands

>was out before them and made fun of for it and got nothing
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>>5624155
i mean you can't fault her logic
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Lol, the food that always makes vegetarians break their diet is bacon. You just wait 'til they're a little bit hungry and weak... which is usually about 1 hour after they've eaten, and just start making a whole thing of thick cut, salty bacon. Just leave it sitting out where they can smell it.
>easy mode = they are a little drunk.
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>>5624149
I'm not vegetarian, though I was for a few years. I eat poultry and seafood now and that's much easier to plan meals out for.

>>5624164
I'm dreading my high school reunion for this exact reason.

>>5624172
Pork smell makes me physically ill, I can't be in the house when people are making pulled pork.
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>>5624172

bacon is only good in other things or dipped in maple syrup desu
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>>5624176
>bacon dipped in maple syrup
don't forget to mainline some butter while you're at it
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>>5624176
could you be more canadian?

hey also, you guys call canadaian bacon canadian bacon?
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>>5624174
pulled pork cooked North Carolina style with vinegar based sauce is basically the best type of food in existence. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>5624172
I couldn't live without it. Ever few weeks the bacon lust becomes too much and I cook and eat about a pound and a half in one sitting.

I prefer to cook it naked too.

>>5624176
Never got the maple-bacon thing. Had a pretty good bacon milk shake a while back though.
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How do I get a joo bf?
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>>5624192
My area: mustard based sauce is king... but yeah, vinegar based is best.
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>>5624172
meat doesnt even psychologically register as food for me anymore. i actually bought a pasty with meat in it once by accident and decided i was going to eat it anyway so i wasnt wasting food..i had to put it in the bin. physically couldnt swallow it. the texture + smell made me retch.
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>>5624199
Throw coins on the ground to lure them to your house
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Is anyone watching Donald Trump's rally tonight? It's on CNN.
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>>5624189t

"Canadian" bacon is back bacon which kind of sucks desu
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>>5624190
*do you guys call canadian bacon canadian bacon?
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>>5624174

I'm going to get so shit faced at my reunion because I literally don't think I can deal with jt
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>>5624208
>mustard based sauce
That sounds great. My senpai always does the vinger based one.
>>5624209
How are you can you have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat?
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>>5624199
What's your bank statement look like? Portfolio? 401k? You own any real estate?

>>5624192
I also have a very low sensitivity to vinegar, such that I've eaten salads and slaws that I shouldn't have, so I love vinegary foods as I can't actually taste that part of them. But with meat specifically, if you quit it for awhile, you start to lose the taste for it entirely. I never really liked it all that much to begin with.

>>5624224
Canadian bacon is strictly for pizza and eggs benedict.

>>5624228
I might not go to mine despite literally living down the street from the school. Too depressing.
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>>5624219
https://weshare.me/06be857d40eb4d0e
watch this
>>5624229
here in england it was always 'eat ur greens'
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>>5624252
You better not be English
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>>5624236
>Canadian bacon is strictly for pizza
I used to work at a pizza place as a kid. Best topping combination ever: bacon (as in real bacon, not canadian bacon/ham), sliced tomatoes, and jalapenos. Go light on the japs; they are for giving it just a bit of kick.

It may not sound good but it is.
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>>5624273
Personally, my standard pizza is jalapenos, pineapple, and mushroom. Sweet and spicy is good combination, mushrooms there for added texture.
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>>5624208
mustard based is p good, i'm from north carolina originally so that and vinegar are both pretty prevalent.my family is big into vinegar, i've been saturated with it for far too long too change now
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>>5624260
how can you not know i am english
just tell by my shitposting style
>>5624273
>Go light on the japs
pussyole
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>>5624273
my pizza is thin crust, no cheese, grilled chicken, spinach, and black olives
a+
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>>5624252
>in england it was always 'eat ur greens'
Shame. SHAAAAAAAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ZmKbe5oG4
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>>5624317
Literally shit tier

More meat= better pizza
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>>5624318
kk dad
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>>5624317
>pizza for someone totally lactose intolerant
you poor thing. I'm thankful mine is only minor and basically keeps me from milkshakes and using whole milk in stuff.
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>>5624273
I didn't used to like jalapenos on pizza, but recently had a really good one with pepperoni.

My favorite is triple cheese, triple pepperoni. Or pretty much anything chicago style.
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>>5624305
You're a disgrace to our country, cheeky cunt
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>>5624208
>>5624298
forgot image, shit's king tier desu.
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>tfw closeted
>tfw brother moved back home
>tfw now dad and brother more homophobic than ever
>tfw "Don't be a faggot or you're not my brother"
>tfw "why don't you have a gf what are you a fag?"
>tfw "Why are you doing art stop being such a fag"
>tfw parents expect me to go into a rich soulless career
>tfw everyone expects me to go to top unis
>tfw seen as a model student
>tfw pressure is overwhelming
>tfw no real friends
>tfw social life ends when school does
>tfw rest of school likes me, but none are my friends
>tfw no one to confide in
>tfw no one to hold me and tell me its ok
>tfw qt guy in my class will never know I'm gay too
>tfw even though I go to an accepting school I'm too pathetic to be out
>tfw
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>>5624347
in due time anon
it'll get worse
i generally avoid pizza, i think the last time i had it was a year or two ago
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>>5624359
that sucks im sorry mate :( you should try to move out of there
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>>5624359
>underage fag
Get out
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>>5624349
would you care for a side of angioplasty to with that pizza, Ann

Pepperoni is like THE worst topping tbH. You couldn't just cut the pepperoni pizzas like you could all the other ones. There is so much grease in pepperoni that it makes the cheese float. If you went to cut right out of the oven all the cheese would be pushed off the pizza. You had to let them cool for about a min.
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>>5624359
>>
Just had the most intense, terrifying but emotionally fulfilling talk with my mister
Lots of tears and shouting and hugging and cuddling and lots and lots of feelings and fears and talking and wuhff
I think things are gonna be better. I feel like lots of weight is off of me.
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.
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>>5624358
is that mustard only or mustard+vinegar?
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>>5624411
What was your argument about?
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>>5624356
gnna punch u up in a minute if u dont shut-up u knooo bruv
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>>5624411

why would anyone even bother dealing with your tranny issues?
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>>5624416
nah, it's vinegar based only. they make a south carolina style mustard based sauce too thats really good
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>>5624425
>trying to talk like a chav spacker
Just stop, alright mate
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I sent my resume to 5 businesses today via email.

Only one can be so lucky and hire me.
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>>5624433
Oh! Thought it had mustard b/c of the color. I will have to try some.
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>>5624437
wagwan tho
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>>5624445
I rate good. I used a similar one and got a $400k job mate
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>>5624338
I could see a misguided American youth, but the Beatles, Pink Floyd, and bad teeth are all you guys have.

>>5624384
>There is so much grease in pepperoni that it makes the cheese float.
You say that like it's bad thing.

What pizza place did you work at?
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>>5624456

DO YOU NEED A LIVE IN BOYFRIEND?
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>>5624422

His anxiety was having him withdraw emotionally and communicatively over jealousy and anger concerns and I was breaking down over not being able to talk about our issues and feeling like a.. like a perpetual imminent betrayal just by being there.
It had been getting worse and worse over the past month or two or so and finally today we broke it all open over ourselves and relationship'd it out 'till we just melted together and hugged tight and kissed and felt close again
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>>5624460
>>5624460
>What pizza place did you work at?
It was a mom and pop type place. The name is so unique that anon's would probably be able to start doxxing me, so not gonna say it.
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>>5624476

Tony's giant sausage pizza emporium
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>>5624469
Only if you exclusively top
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>>5624475
Awww. Glad everything's worked out and it's all better.
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>>5624489

I can top. I can do anything.
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>>5624483
>mfw he knows...
DAMMIT!
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>>5624494
Better have a beard and a fair amount of body hair too
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>>5624493

Thank you, that's really sweet~
Me, too. <3 Things have been dark and scary for awhile and I'm glad we can talk be there for one another again and help each other pull out of this.
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>>5624460
>but the Beatles, Pink Floyd, and bad teeth are all you guys have.
>he hasnt heard of grime music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmNDie5HvI
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>>5624518
>grime

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5624518
Grime is shite though
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>>5624518
>>5624460
>5652 was allowed to eat the puddling before finishing the meat
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>>5624535

I just realized how easily that could be a euphemism for giving a proper blowjob.
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>>5624538
A bit slow are we, Circé?
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>>5624538
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>>5624541

I just got it too
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>>5624541

I mean
Yeah.
I don't deny that.
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>>5624538
>>5624549
It's cool, not everybody sits at the front of the class.
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What are you fags listening to?
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>>5624565
Circe is the Rosa Parks of /gg/.
>all back of the bus and shit
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>>5624569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrya8V92iqo
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>>5624569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bZtf5MCzY
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>>5624569

I'm watching NJPW matches
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>>5624569

I'm watching Eden of the East
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>>5624547
Axl has fallen
>>5624565
>Lol
>>5624569
I'm watching Shame marriages in Ireland
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>>5624587
>>5624591
>>5624593
I said listening not watching, you fucks
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>>5624522
>>5624524
posted that video ironically but hating grime is the biggest meme going in england t b h
usually perpetuated by lame af middle class kids who listen to 'real' hip-hop aka dad-hop
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>>5624598

Please be nice to me
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>>5624598
I don't follow your rules
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>>5624601
Of all the genres you could have posted you didn't post prog rock
>>5624602
No
>>5624616
Clearly, fenian cunt
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>>5624503

>having this much of a body hair fetish

Yea..no thanks.

You should really grow up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEP6glW4AQ

do what dp says
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>>5624623
Eat dicks, limey British prick
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>>5624623
>No

Oh
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>>5624626
I can't help it
>>5624632
The north belongs to Britain
>>5624638
Deal with it, pussy
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>>5624644
But it's soul is in the republic, you prozzy fuck
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>>5624650
Don't make me laugh.
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>>5624623
which is the beatles bad teeth and pink floyd
whether you like it or not grime is the most influential + original genre of music to come out of britain for the last 15 years. just factually.
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>>5624601
Au contraire, every grime fan i've ever seen is a middle class kid who's just following the trends but still says bruv and senpai in real life

You can usually find them shouting along to JME in some scummy nightclub that gets a lot of fights and smells like piss

Not to mention every grime artist, and 90% of the fans, i've seen or heard of seems to be a fucking moron.
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>>5624658
Laugh of you want, you Brit, only the English like being in the UK, everyone else just deals
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