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Valentines day is in 20 days. Get yourself a bf or cuddle buddy soon!
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>>5608212
OP forgot previous thread
>>5606723

and tinychat/gaygen
tinychat/gaygenrehab
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>>5608212
You're a bit premature it wasn't even the bump limit.

Also
>tfw new bf so everyday is like valentines day
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I am a beautiful, independent faggot and I don't need no V-Day hubby.

Or at least that's what I tell myself to sleep at night.
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Ups. Meant to post here.
Any Andrew Lloyd Webber fans in the house?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rY7MZF8C8j
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>>5608216
bump limit is 300
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Why does summer have to happen. Fuck summer, everyone just becomes skin sluts.

HOUSE OF CARDS SOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

&& I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBsEF7Qx09o
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>>5608225
Nah it's like 315 or something I think?

If you look at the old thread it hasn't reached the limit yet.
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>>5608212
Or 20 days to ditch the bf. Just think about all the money you save, and you can have post V-day make up sex.
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>>5608234
Shut up ann you have the worst ideas on the planet.
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>>5608235
This.
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>>5608212
I think I'll get him some silk g strings this Valentine's Day.

Or just buy him poppers. Oh wait. They're illegal now :(
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>>5608234
I don't care if your body is hot, your mind is disgusting.
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>>5608229
>HOUSE OF CARDS SOON
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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>>5608234
That's so mean Ann.

>>5608229
>>5608248
New series when? I've been rewatching the British show to get my fix.
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>>5608245
Poppers are illegal? In the USA? Jesus Christ I hate this nanny state. Poppers are fucking harmless. The War against drugs is so fucking retarded! If someone wants to get high while they fuck let them. If someone who isn't a competing in olympic weight training wants to take steroids just fucking let them. Why is the government sticking their fingers into everyone's business!?
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>>5608235
>worst ideas on the planet.
I ever tell you about my idea for pizza flavored cereal?
>>5608247
I'm being facetious m8.
It helps me deal with the fact I don't have a cutie this year to cuddle by the fire and make valentine smores with.
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>>5608248
I just want to be Clairrrrrre
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>>5608254

Isn't Jynx in the UK?
Weird that the UK would suddenly ban poppers, though.
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>>5608255
How can you attract any cuties when you are being anti-cute all the time?
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>>5608261
They're not banned yet right? I know they were talking about blanket banning all psychoactive substances but there was some opposition to the idea.

>>5608257
Claire is insufferable and drags the show down.
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>>5608261
I don't follow tripfag's lives. I just assumed he lived in USA since this is an American website.
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I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the COMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.

I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
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>>5608264
Meechum pls lev
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>>5608264

... Wait, so the UK is suddenly upping the dose in the war on drugs?

Wow, what a bunch of fucktards.
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>>5608266

Acshully, we're Japanese-owned, now!
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>>5608262
Reverse psychology. (It isn't working so far.)
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>tfw no steven avery bf
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>>5608267
tl;dr
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>>5608252
March 4!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGL42rywPM
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>>5608272
The japanese owner lives in California. The actual servers and website is based in United States. There is no connection to the country of Japan other than the ethnicity of the guy who owns it.
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>>5608274
Well I mean, if you like someone and instead tell them "fuck off you worthless son of a bitch", I doubt they'll stick around friend. :^)
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>>5608266
I'm from the UK. London to be more exact

>>5608264
They'll be banned in April. However the police have already begun siezing any poppers shipments. So basically whatever is left in the UK is all that's left until April.

>>5608271
I genuinely do not understand how they consider poppers to be a harmful drug, let alone a drug in the first place. I remember reading that they've only killed 20 people since 1993. That's less than 1 person a year. They were most likely caused by the person drinking the poppers. If people were educated to not drink it, there would be no need.
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>>5608290
And you think I care where you live why? all you tripfags are the same just a clusterfucking of retard mashed together into a pulp
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>>5608295
For contexts sake. So you know poppers are being banned in the uk and not the us
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>>5608286

Baka!
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>>5608301
I wouldn't be too sure of that.

http://www.queerty.com/u-k-bans-the-sale-of-poppers-legal-high-seekers-look-elsewhere-20150601
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>>5608290

I think some (probably Duster under another name, really) can give you cancer, but then is the UK banning tobacco?
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>>5608311
The tobacco industry is way too powerful to be shut down. Popper industry is small time and fairly new. It's easier to attack and win with them.
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>>5608315

Yeah, but so long as they aren't allowed to openly admit to picking their battles, it's a bs move.
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>>5608311
Am I the only one who feels these governments are going too far? Next I see is the government banning pastry snacks at gas stations because over time they cause obesity and diabetes. If someone wants to fuck up their life let them.
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>>5608308
That article is months out of date. Just saying

>>5608311
The UK government is just stupid when it comes to substances.

All I, and every single gay and biscum, want is our poppers legal status back
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>>5608269
Meechum is bae.

>>5608284
Let the hype commence.

Also if anyone hasn't seen the British House of Cards I highly recommend it, it's better than the American adaption in my opinion.
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>>5608327
You could just sniff glue before fucking, it gives you the same high.Or you could start getting into choking. That also gives you quite a high.
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poppers are for nerds who cant into foreplay T B Q H
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>>5608327

the reason they banned poppers is exactly because of chemsexing diseasespreaders like you

you even said that you planned to get AIDS and then let the NHS waste money on you as you age. That kind of ungrateful parasitism is why they are trying to reduce chemsex and as a result why they are bannig poppers.

Go fuck yourself, samefagging attention whore.
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>>5608346

Well the UK has already put bans on facesitting and a bunch of S&M porn, so it was only a matter of time.
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Firefly was a good show. Fox Network is so disgraceful.
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>>5608352
No it wasn't fuck off. Even that mainstream trash "empire" is better than the giant heap of shit firefly was.
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>tfw ugly and fem
>tfw will only date 8+/10 masc guys
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>>5608351
God save our queen!

>>5608350
If you don't filter me by the end of this hour then you are the attention seeking faggot who spreads scandalous lies about me.
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>>5608351
Honestly though, what HASN'T the UK banned at this point.
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>>5608354
You're filth.
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>>5608362
Your posting habits?
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>message guy with similar interests, trying to coax a conversation and ask him out

>it's like talking to a wall

>guy hits me up looking for a dick to suck

>talk 10x more despite no similar interests

Fuck this faggotry
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>>5608363
Post some more shows you love so I can tease you about them and then you get so angry and hate fuck me tbqh
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>>5608360
Hows that brother dick sucking going for you?
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>>5608360
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>>5608366
boys will be boys
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>>5608365
It was banned just last week.
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>>5608369
Reminds me of curious George and the Ebola virus
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>>5608362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUep-4v_M9k
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>>5608352
Firefly is pretty shit, even farscape was better than that.
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>>5608366
>people talk more when they want something
>this is somehow a new concept to anon
The reason that first dude was not talking much is because he just isn't interested. Lezbehonest
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>>5608376
hi
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>>5608376
I'd honestly like to make a complaint about Jupp's height.
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>>5608379

His damn profile says loves to talk and meet new people. What more could you want to at least reply back.
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>>5608288
What if I pull their hair, and make them eat dirt?

>>5608366
Sounds like the guy with similar interests wasn't interested.
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>>5608384
I don't sniff poppers, people can do what ever they want. I'm anti-government authority.
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>>5608388
Yeah but a lot of people fluff up their profiles to seem more friendly in hopes they get replies from the "right" people. So don't feel too bad.
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>>5608396
Or feel really bad about it and go all Dahmer on their asses.
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>>5608366
>message a guy with similar interests
>trying to get to know him
>we talk about sexual preferences
>he's a bottom too
>move on to next guy
>he's a bottom too
>check messages
>a bunch of bottoms asking if I top
>message one last guy
>he's a bottom and only tops guys shorter than 5'9

the bottopocalypse is fucking real
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fuck 2015
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>>5608396
This. It's like the people who put "Going on Adventures" on their interests.

>>5608404
Fuck I need to get on grindr. lol
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>>5608404
its because being gay and being a top doesnt make sense

which is why we need help from our biscum friends :)
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>>5608384
We are one dirty ape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX3COyLWDig
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>>5608407
Nope, never actually used tinder honestly. Is it any good? I was talking about both grindr and OKC

>>5608409
fug off ann

>>5608411
Speaking of biscum, I've never actually been with one. The closest I came to dating a biscum was this one confused dude who thought being a stripper to some females makes him bi but whatever
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>>5608408
why?
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>>5608408
a bit too late for that innit
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>>5608409
>Going on Adventures
I fucking hate travelscum lad. They have a million pictures where you can barely see their face in the outdoors, and have these huge detailed filled out profiles for no good reason, with a million requirements their partner must have.

No wonder they're travelling alone.
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>>5608408
It was a pretty shitty year tbf.
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>ask if bottom or top

>not sure how to answer, never really enjoyed either

Guess versatile apathy...
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>>5608415

Tinder is shit for me. It's super boring and basic and useless as an actual dating app.

Grindr and okc and the plethora of other apps are a lot better without the exclusive shallow pretense
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>>5608427
Just say you're curious/experimenting. It explains your shyness and lack of preference T B Q H

Verse implies a sort of enthusiasm to both.
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>>5608415
Fight me.
>>5608423
>travelscum
That wouldn't even be that bad. I'm talking about people who think that going to starbucks without their uggs and hoodie counts as an adventure.
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>>5608433
>what stuff u curious about

or

>why haven't you experimented earlier
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>>5608433

I've been out as a fag for a decade now.. I can't really say curious or experimenting without it seeming like I'm a weirdo
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>>5608436
I'll fight you, ez. These thighs are built for strangling fuggers.
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>>5608415
I hooked up with a biscum dude once.

It was great. He was very sweet to me and the fact that he was a little nervous about the whole thing made it more exciting, tbqh.

He was in my city only for a few days, though. I miss him a lot.
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>>5608438
1st:
>Just about everything, maybe we should experiment?

2nd
>I was just waiting for you baby ;)
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>>5608436
>AnnSkellington posts baby Grinch.
>straight men poop smeller posts baby Grinch
YEahhhhhhhh.
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>>5608445
Ann does that? Plenty amusing.
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>>5608448
Hun, shut up and embrace the bottom life.
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>>5608448
Are you me, Anon?
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>>5608448
I know the pains m8
this dude I thought was at least verse was actually the biggest bottom slut in the universe and he even showed me pictures of his 6'2+ massive boyfriend

that's just life I guess
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>>5608441
You're on. Loser takes it in the butt.

>>5608445
>straight men poop smeller posts baby Grinch
I wish it was me, so I could make it stop. Trying to force memes is some next level autism.
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>>5608448
the feminists have really done a number on so many of you.
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>>5608464
Loser takes it up the butt, but if I win I also take it up the butt.
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>>5608418
my life just rekt itself t b h repeatedly
would not recommend /10
>>5608420
something reminded me of how utterly shitty it was
>>5608424
i agree very much w/ u harmonist
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pls reply
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>>5608464
Not wanting to flip fuck. Strict bottoms and tops will never know the glorious feeling of fucking ass and getting fucked in the ass.
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>>5608490
See kids, Jupp knows his shit.
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>>5608490
What the fuck do you know about fucking ass when you can't even reach anyone's ass
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>>5608496
I'm not a pocket gay. Shut your faggot mouth.
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>>5608491
being feminine doesn't make you a woman
dont be retarded and dont buy into the trans agenda
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>>5608491
>But I've overcompensated being gay growing up by being a troublemaker.

Holy shit we really do have a lot in common.

It's not like I feel girly or anything, though. It's more like I was worried about being called weak if that makes sense. And I don't know, asking someone to take a dick is asking a lot, I guess. It puts you in kind of a vulnerable position and you have to give up control to some extent. I don't like that idea. Guess it stems back to the whole "weak" thing.

>tfw always like guys that are bigger/older/taller
>tfw even the guys I thought were total bottoms want to fuck me

I'm never getting laid.
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>>5608502
Whatever you say
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>>5608471
Deal.
>>5608490
Verscum pls go.
>>5608491
I doubt you're trans. Do you have an urge to wear pretty dresses and play housewife?
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>>5608518
Anon chill the fuck out and pound my bp
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>>5608518
>this level of denia

>>5608522
>Do you have an urge to wear pretty dresses and play housewife?

>tfw I do but only when I'm horny
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>tfw no one to make a dark souls 3 character for and then watch him play the game
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>>5608516
Taylor Swift is 5'9" same height as me. Bruno Mars is 5'5". This photo looks like an optical illusion.
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>>5608504

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, the lord is my shepherd, I shall not want, he maketh me to lie down in green pastures
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>>5608532
correction Taylor Swift is 5'10" but still an inch isn't much of a difference.
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>>5608532
Bruno mars is actually 5'9 and Taylor is 6'5. Your entire life has been an optical illusion, afraid to say.
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>>5608532

Bruno Mars is a small, little, small man.
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>>5608540

I bet his penis could not satisfy me.
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>>5608504
my dick is diamonds now
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>>5608539
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Taylor-Swift-46917.html

You honestly don't expect me to not backup my claim do you? I'm soon to be a college graduate. Backing up your claims is the first thing they teach you.
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>>5608561
Why did you edit your image? :^)
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>>5608564
Harnesses are better. Less tension on the neck muscles.
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>>5608561
If I had to guess, he's probably like 5'3" and lies as much as he can get away with. If swift is wearing 4 inch heels, then the height difference would be about a foot.
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>>5608572
>mfw
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>>5608564
>No but I have a non sexual fetish for cute girls in black velvet chokers...
>nonsexual
I'd fuck those who wear chokers, even if not velvet tbqh
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>>5608589
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Anyone else feel like 'the stupid one' when talking to other people?
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>>5608603
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>>5608603
All you have to do is say "my future husband and kids" instead of wife. Problem fixed.
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>>5608507

I would argue to view it less as vulnerability. You derive pleasure from it too, and both you and your partner can be open and accepting so no one is really exposed, it's a lot better
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>>5608615
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>>5608603
I'll be your future kid tbqh
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Should I keep striving to reproduce or should I end my lineage and settle down with tulpa as exclusive companion?

I don't want everyone to be "right" about me. I don't want to be a complete failure. It's so shameful.

I feel so worthless and unloveable and it's a terrible feeling.

I could have been so much more.

On the other hand, I might be able to forget myself completely with a good tulpa, and my suffering will be over in the forgetting. Yet I will not have proven myself, I will not have demonstrated to anyone that I am not worthless.
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>>5608616
>septum
W H Y
who the fuck even thinks this is a good idea
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>>5608276
I know that feel, anon
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>>5608624
Maybe he's a bull in training.
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>>5608625
Why shouldn't I defend gays and gay rights. I'm gay. I may not like the gay community on a personal level, but y'all're still my people.
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>>5608635

Because you're too short to do any damage.
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>ordering a standing desk
>expensive as fuck
>tfw if I was Jupp I would just be able to use any desk as a standing desk
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>>5608646
YAS KING
TELL THE MIDGET
TELL EM
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Hi friends
Roads are uniced enough to ride to the store
Might go on a hilly cycle adventure
Thinking of buying more eggs than tofu this time but the tofu is so cheap and I do love that nonsense.
Legs so sore from adding weights lately tho.
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>>5608660
tofu is shit buy more eggs
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>>5608642
>too short to do any damage
Dare you to say that to these UFC fighters.

http://www.ufc.com/search?filter=Fighters&weightClass=&query=5%27+9%22
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>>5608660

Keep forgetting wiping my cache clears my namefield.

>>5608663

look, i mean, I'm buying lots of either way
but ok, i'll be more eggs
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>>5608646
>implying I have anything against straights who want biological children or even gays who want surrogate.
You're trying to start a fight when there was no hostility in the first place.
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can it please stop raining

thank you
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>>5608689
Why do I have a feeling you're this guy?
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>>5608689
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>>5608697
>a man child
>4chan number series as namefile
This is the worst shitposting I have ever seen.
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>>5608697
>tfw no big guy gamer to ride
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>>5608704
In a onsie? dude.
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>>5608707
Jesus it's like you just discovered the internet and 4chan at the age of 12. Your posts are embarrassing.
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>>5608709
h-hot
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>>5608697
you're a big guy
>>5608703
fuck off newfag
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>>5608717
same fagging troll
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can all you american gays get off this distinctly canadian dick board? Thanks
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sidewalks still covered in snow
Almost tried biking the roads but they're hecka slips
Oh well, one day of hungry drawing isn't much
Do still have this veggie broth, tho
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>>5608728
The time frame isn't the issue here. You can post something two minutes later and it's still samefagging. You're extremely buttmad right now so I'll just let you be since there's no actual logic that you follow.
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>>5608730
can you let me know what good Canadian websites for news, hobbies, etc. From what I have noticed Canada is impartial and a great place of knowledge. All these American or UK websites I visit have an underlay of lies and coercing. They don't have true unique unbiased works.
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>>5608762
I never said you could. I think you should take a nap or drink some tea and calm down. You're extremely hostile right now over an online post that has no importance in this world. If you're life is spent here and this is your world I feel more sorry for you than before.
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>>5608775
are u joking m8
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>>5608785
No Canadians are the kindest individuals on this earth. Their country must be exceptionally great to live in.
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>>5608797
Do you really find this sort of life to be appealing? I'm sure there is better things in your life you could be doing.
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>>5608801
m8 we're a third world country we no longer can laugh at jokes anymore
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I love sleeping off a hangover. I feel so good now ^~^
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Got a date with a qt tonight. My first date with a guy in years after going in to hardcore denial mode. How do I not fuck this up? The date and getting back in touch with my sexuality.
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Idk if this is the place to throw this out there, but I guess I'm curious about people's opinions on the matter; is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
It seems like there's this some kind of forced overt vulgarity that permeates it on every level (don't get me started on 97% of the porn either) that people seem to just accept as normal.
Maybe all of my younger years of perversion have made me come full puritan-circle, but the prospect of finding a conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
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>>5608810
I highly doubt that.
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>>5608827
Tell him how much of a fucking slut he is, and call him fat too. Ruin his self esteem completely.

And then, he's yours forever. Just as the virgins here, the strategy works.
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>>5608829
I'd rather lose an argument than lose at life like you.
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>>5608828
>is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
Ye
>the prospect of finding a conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
Ye

Mostly because all you fucking conservatives gay guys don't hit on anybody and don't put yourselves on dating sites/apps and thus make it impossible for other conservative gays to find you.
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>>5608828
>is anyone else here disgusted by gay culture?
Some times. But I'm generally a slut so I like it mostly.
>conservative gay guy who rejects the hypersexual lifestyle seems to be increasingly impossible.
Gay
Conservative
Pick one.
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>>5608864
>Gay
>Conservative
>Pick one.
y tho
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>>5608857
>worthless degree
>boasts about it over the internet
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>>5608868
the slut is trying to ruse you why are you falling for it
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>>5608868
How often do you hear of actual gay conservatives?
>>5608873
I am not.
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>>5608879
>How often do you hear of actual gay conservatives?
The minister of health in my country is one :^)
In fact its one of the most gay friendly party.
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>>5608887
European conservatives probably aren't like 'murican conservatives.
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>>5608880
if you're a guy who likes guys and embraces his sexuality, then you can't call yourself a conservative when it comes to sexuality.
by being a faggot you're basically committing one of the worst crimes against sexual morality there is.
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How does one suck dick well? It just feels weird, which is sad because the idea is suuper hot.
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>>5608891
>'murican
Why do american sluts always reference their own country/people as some fat obese child "ironically"? As if to distance themselves from other americans when they're very much the problem.
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you guys ever just see something so smol and cute and precious and lovable that it hurts how much you want to love and care and protect and raise and nurture them?

>>5608898

You just.. kiss and and suck on it and put your tongue all up in there and just
Man, i dunno, if you feel an urge to do a thing with the dick that close to your face, fulfill it
Watch for teeth, tho and try and get it in deep every once in awhile, too
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>>5608897
Nope. That's a very reactionary view of the world and morality.
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>>5608901
People from the south will legit say america like that. I just try to distance myself from homophobes.
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>>5608901
>fat obese child
What are you talking about.
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>>5608920
Your childhood, quite frankly.
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>>5608898
Go watch some porn and copy them. That's how I started. Then you can move up to licking it and being all slutty about it.
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>>5608924
I wish. Bulking would be so much easier if I was an ex-fatty, instead of and ex-skelly.
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>>5608917
tbqh the two party race has made quite a lot of americans really dull politically.
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>>5608910
>faggot can't accept his place

Do you really think actual conservatives care whether you're a faggot who only sleeps with his degenerate partner or an STD-ridden slut? a faggot is a faggot under all circumstances.

>using the word reactionary

Uhm, get out of here commie.

Either try to suppress your immoral sexual orientation and live your life as a respectable straight man, or shut the fuck up about how conservative your gay ass is.

>>5608917
>You've got a very shallow understanding of conservatism.

Yes, because faggots are obviously embraced by social conservatives now, right?

Also please note that I'm speaking of actual conservatism, which entails social conservatism. I'm aware that there are some cognitively dissonant individuals (mostly faggots) who are economically conservative but socially liberal. Ha, as if the economic and social spheres can be separated like that.
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>>5608946
Did you come fresh off the boat from reddit, what is with all the retarded spacing.
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guys can we not do stupid politics shit? I just want to talk about cute boys
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>>5608949
I'm an european, so you can stop saying that.
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>>5608956
This.
>>5608946
>>5608948
>>5608949
Post bussy.
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>>5608947
Stumped on this one tbqh. Doesn't even look like a remotely memorable pornstar.
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>>5608564
>Recognise the fear of this and giving up control a lot.

It sucks a bag of dicks. My hangups have seriously kept me from forming any kind of relationship. There's even a guy that likes me now and I really like him too, but I'm too chickenshit to do anything because of all of this.

>>5608614
That's a good way to look at it. But sometimes it's easier said than done. It's lame as shit, but I live in fear of being judged. High school was a constant "Faggot" this and "no homo" that between my male friends. I lost a lot of them when word got around that I was gay. Now all my friends in college are like "Yeah, but you're not one of THOSE gay guys. You're cool."
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>>5608962
why would anyone post bussy for a bottom : ^ )
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>>5608962

http://m.imgur.com/JOSTFTH
Come to
S U R R E Y
U
R
R
E
Y
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>>5608956
Can we talk about cute boys in politics? Sanders is sexy af
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>>5608976
Hot, but not useful in finding sources, and the actions/settings aren't unique either so I can't source in that way.
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>>5608970
Shit like this is why you're going to die alone.
>>5608978
If only. :(
I'm seriously considering saving up for a sex-cation to the UK.
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>>5608978

is your butt as adorably fuzzy in rl as it looks in picture, cock-begging anon
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>>5608986
Everyone does alone femskelly
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>tfw dealer has taken well over two hours to reply to my text now
i suffer for ur sins
atone now
>>5608982
>tfw you will never suck bernie sanders old man cock
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>>5608962
No thank you.

I am an ACTUAL conservative white male who is ashamed of his sexuality and is trying his best to suppress his immoral feelings.
Get way from me.
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>>5608978
c h i l d
a b u s e
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>>5608991

Y-yes. Do you like it?

>>5608986

>Tfw no BigGuy4U to suddenly surprise me at home and fugg me over the kitchen table
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>>5608994
>2016
>Not joining a suicide pact
Pleb
>>5609003
>Not wanting plump Trump rump
>>5609007
>ashamed of his sexuality and is trying his best to suppress his immoral feelings.
Wtf are you doing here?
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i hate being gay. i like other dudes ok...doesn't mean that i have to be nice to every gay guy and conform to your heternormative relationship standards.
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>>5609014
Don't forget the kitchen counter, couch, ottoman, bathroom sink, and every other vaguely waist high object in sight.
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>>5609016
Suicide pacts is still dying alone to be quite frank. Maybe some rare occasions but I'm just getting in the way of your jokes T B Q H
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>>5609014

Looks like a pretty A+ manbutt to me.
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>>5609024
gay people having children is nasty.
gay people pretending to play house is nasty
gay people getting married is nasty.
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>>5609003
>He'll never flail his arms around while fucking you and talking about socialism.
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>>5609032
Democratic socialism*
You don't even love him enough to get shit right SMDH
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>>5609032
also
>tfw no qt zabrak waifu to dominate you
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>>5609031
let's get married anon
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>>5609039
fuck you. you fucking idiots. i fucking hate how socialists will distort things and create orwellian terms just to hide what they actually stand for. he's a socialist who wants to steal from productive people to give healthcare to the inferior peasants who deserve to die. what in the actual fuck is "democratic socialism"?

will the socialists will let us vote on how much of our income they'll steal from us to give to the peasantry and themselves?
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>>5608967
>could have bf
>doesn't bc scared to take it up the butt

get out
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>>5609044
>implying the alternative to heternormativity is sexual promiscuity and polyamorous relationships.
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>>5609046
you seem to have missed the joke, it's alright, it wasn't obvious
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http://imgur.com/e0q8MIZ

what do you guys think?
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>>5609054

Sadfrog pls
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>>5609054
was that person trying to look like that sad green froggy
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>>5609054
Nice.
Why do you have a toothbrush in your bedroom though?
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>>5609054
Find Jesus.
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>>5609057
>>5609060
i dont know who sadfrog is
>>5609061
the bathrooom plug always has something plgged and i needed to charge it
>>5609065
nah
>>5609059
http://imgur.com/tzVaIR4
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>>5609069
You're never banned friend.
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General question, but why are bottoms more desperate than tops? This also applies to verse-bottoms/verse-tops. Bottoms are always so much more desperate for no good reason on average, when they should, technically speaking, have a higher value. Much like women and men in that sense, where the women controls the market flow and therefore only really have to do things like post some cleavage to get hundreds of men to send them money/attention/etc - whereas bottoms need to literally post the inside of their colon to get any sort of attention.

Why is this anons? Is it the matriarchy tbqhhhhh?
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Oh, oh, my turn now!

https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/48/1445483250980.gif

>>5609082

I like other people being in charge. It's more fun that way.
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>>5609085
that doesn't answer the question ugly anon
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Just looked up my old racist felon ex and he's a liberal leaning political activist now

Kind of... proud of him?

>>5609085

Cutie fuzziness.
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>>5609091

Well part of it is that I have a bit of a fetish for being treated cheaply :#

I like being degraded a lot!
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>>5609098
oh yeah thats my jam
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>>5609096
So basically an oversaturation, artificially dragging down the value? Makes sense actually. Even though on the female to male scale, the ratio is also tipped towards women, but it's something way less drastic at like 54:46 or something similar.

>>5609098
This has little relation to why so many bottoms will forfeit so much of themselves for little to no return.
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>>5609107

Sure it does. Because I like feeling like I'm competing for a superior person's favour - my #1 biggest fetish is to give someone a blowjob while they play videogames or work or do something similar - so they arent even paying attention to me, I'm taken for granted.

If I'm all modest and reserved then I won't get to feel like a cheap whore - where's the fun in that?
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>>5609120

This anon gets it.
Other anon is thinking way too hard in all the wrong ways.
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>>5609120
How does that have any impact at all on the general market of bottoms who, even if not into degradation, will also forfeit a lot of themselves just for an ounce of attention?

>>5609124
You missed your stop at /mtfgen/
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>>5609135

Bottoming is alllll about submission for most people. Isn't it mega obvious?
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>>5609139
dey wuz kings n shit mang
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>>5609139

wrong board
>>>/pol/
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uhhhhhh i want a dick
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>>5609140
A submission... for no return? Doesn't make much sense honestly. I can understand those who submit when they're already nearly in the bag, but I'm talking about the huge % of bottoms who will just post themselves online for zero return. Seems much more like a desire for attention, rather than a play on submission or degradation. The desire for attention isn't unique, but for some reason is at a way higher rate for bottoms.
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>>5609039
implying 'democratic socialists' arent just socialists in denial
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>>5609166

The return is the feeling of being a slut - its fun and makes me horny as fuck. And the attention is nice too of course.
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>>5609168
>implying democratic socialists aren't just reject russians in disguise
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>>5609165
you don't have one?
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>>5609191

I want *another* dick
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>>5609181
implying
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>>5609139
Its not just niggers. Its everyone. I work at a pharmacy and this lady didnt have $18 to pay for her daughters antibiotics and ibuprofen. I was like why the fuck do u have kids. I didnt give them to her and told her to fuck off basically. The untermensch deserve to die.
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I wish I had fapped more before work, I'm unreasonably horny.

I'm really glad the desk I work behind comes up to waist level.
>>5609120
This is my fetish as well.
Fucking a qt doggy style while eating a sammich and watching the tube, is on my bucket list.
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>>5609200
>when implications become realities

>>5609207
>fucking a qt
You mean bottoming for one
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>>5609207

Top Tier Kink
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>>5609065
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>>5609266
shut the fuck up, if fucking JUPP can get a man, you can too
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>>5609289

liamrosen.com/fitness.html

its not that hard
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