It's getting close to bed time, better go tuck your bf in.
Last thread: >>5605288
friendly reminder, if you aren't shoving your entire arm down your qt btms throat while fucking him, you're not doing a good job
My grandma is setting me up with 14 year olds from overseas again. I don't have the heart to tell her I like guys. And adults
>people scared of black dick when it's literally just soft the entire time
You should be more scared of 6" white/mixed dick, that shit turns into diamonds and literally impales your soul
>>5606763
lmao
I mean I don't think telling her you'd prefer someone your own age would be a big deal
>>5606773
>Grandma I like 24 year olds
>Fine motherucker lemme find you some old busted haggard basic bitch
It's the m4m I'm more spooked about
>>5606734
>9.5
RIP in piece, your dainty fembooty.
>>5606742
That picture made me laugh for the first time in days. ty
>>5606723
woah this is the hottest gif i've seen in a long time, gj senpai
>tfw chatting with mister while grinding on his legs pre-blowjob and he asks you to make sure what gender you've been Id'ing lately
>>5606806
>My bp is just shallow and narrow
Mine is too, but I can handle soft dicks just fine even if larger. It's the hard dicks that you don't really expect due to size, but all of a sudden you just hit a whistle note
>>5606811
Okay, gurl.
>>5606763
smells like curry round ere lads oi oi fkn towelhead child molesting terrorist cunt
>>5606800
I wish I had a bigger numale collection tbqh
>>5606821
I'm from ex-yugoslavia you twat
>>5606723
I just had a threesome with my ex and his new bf.
I... wow.
Care for me to greentext it?
>>5606829
>ex-yugoslavia
yeah right mate probably yugoslavistan today innit multicultralism bladdy angela merkel fkn moslems get ur own countries innit t b h bruv
>>5606832
tbqh I'd fuck elliot, he really just needed a gym bunny :^)
>>5606843
only if you put trip on, harmonist
>>5606848
I keep forgetting that you're a dirty verse. I want to block it out of my memory.
Should I tell my girlfriend that I'm bi?
She's already expressed that the thought of me being bi wouldn't make her happy, but I don't like keeping secrets.
>>5606817
I don't think so, Desdemona.
>>5606831
>Made
I don't know what you're talking about, I just found your Tumblr.
>>5606838
Yes.
>>5606855
Yes, tell her so she can dump you before you cheat on her with a guy, get pozzed, and then poz her in turn
>>5606836
I posted from work once and got bullied
>>5606861
this definitely won't happen ever
nope
never done this
definitely not something every bisexual is interested in
>>5606846
Imagine Elliot Rodger in hell. Maybe it's like prison and he's there scraping his way through eternal sentence, and he's some big guy's rape bitch. And then that black dude who shot up the TV lady shows up in the same cell one day and he knows how to really /make love/ to Elliot, so finally Elliot falls in love and gives up smoking and the two of them plot to run off. And one night they escape their hell cell and run out down the boulevard and they just soulshoot all these demon cops that are chasing them until they get to this crazy netherworld swamp. And they can't travel through the river Styx for fear of getting seen, so they have to take another river that leads out of a thermal vent into the sea nearby the sleeping place of Leviathan, who waits in eternal slumber until the end of days. But it was all a plot by Satan to secretly let them go and bring about the end times, so Leviathan wakes up and Elliot and gay black guy ride on his back to the surface bringing about great floods as they buttfuck upon his slimy carapace.
>>5606878
>i don't top as much as I used to.
god is dead
>>5606838
Lol, no, my tumblr is literally just porn i've made
puu.sh
/mIJNu/578732eb06.png
I don't even have any tumblr friends
I also don't know like 85% of those pronouns or concepts
No do I have a religion or am a fan of mass effect
I just really wanna talk to the person who did this, I've never had a random internet person put so much effort
>>5606859
Was it really you, maton? <3
>>5606886
>puu.sh
>/mIJNu/578732eb06.png
We should collaborate some time. ~
>>5606880
;____;
>>5606878
You're a cute little sissy, and you know it.
I wanna see your hair in pigtails.
>>5606886
Well, now I know your actual Tumblr. That worked nicely.
Yes, it was me, here's the original.
>>5606843
>>5606848
>meet up with my ex (let's call him X) to hang out because despite all what happened we're still best friends
>he says his new bf (let's call him Y) got off work and wants to go out
>X asks if I want to either stick around or go home, my choice, I decide to stay this time
>meet up at the bar, have a few drinks
>we all end up chatting and I can see why X is into this Y who I'm still jealous of
>one thing leads to another, we all get a little buzzed
>all three of us walk home to X's house
>next thing I know we're in the bedroom and I have my hand in Y's pants while X has his hand up his shirt playing with his nipple
>I start sucking Y's cock while Y is sucking X's cock
>then me and Y start making out while sucking X's cock at the same time (holy shit I've always wanted to do something like this)
>then X puts me on the bed, my legs up in the air, lubes up and fucks me bare for a little bit before pulling out and Y comes up and starts fucking me bare also
>both are taking turns fucking me
>I cum when X is inside of me
>then they both get on the bed and cum on my chest and tummy
>end with three way kiss
>>5606901
Yeah I don't think so. Any guy who mostly bottoms probably just isn't good at being on top. Don't worry, I know how to fake it to protect your ego.
>>5606855
All male bisexuals always have to be in the closet no matter who they are with. Only exception is if they are with another *open minded* bisexual that's female. Your gf as already telegraphed that she is not open minded. You can tell her but she will dump as soon as she can find someone else to leave you for. Only tell her when you are ready for your relationship to be over. Same goes for when you are with a gay guy. Only tell him when you want the relationship to end.
when you just want cute men to fuck you but they're all too busy wanting to get fucked and so instead you order yet another pizza for good measure
>>5606886
http://skinskewer.tumblr.com/
>>5606908
wtf why? why is it so looked down upon
>>5606900
Look at your taskbar, doofus.
>>5606901
N-no!
It's just fun to bully mascposters, I would never find a boorish moor such as yourself c-c-c-cute..
>>5606914
Ooooh, kunt kween.
>>5606921
No, I'm just posting GOAT tumblr pics. If I had that body I'd be whoring myself everywhere face and all tbqh
>>5606897
I had a friend in HS who liked to moon ppl from when he was a passenger in a car. He would drop trou and press his ass really hard against the car window glass, smushing his ass cheeks together. It looked very similar to this person's cleavage.
>>5606943
You are just too cute when you act all dom and tough. My bp is totally quaking in fear.
>>5606914
#trans
>>5606934
Nah, basically in transition between average and stocky, but nowhere near enough tone to be considered anything more than just...there.
>>5606934
>I just didn't want to be bullied for my mannerisms
I've been bullying your mannerisms for a while now, and I'm not the only one.
>>5606943
Well I suppose everyone on gg is cute in their own little way.
Except for a couple who I have ultimate disgust for, and Circé .
>>5606920
basically because everyone thinks you are going to cheat on them with the opposite gender of what they are because they ain't got that equipment and that because you like both you'll always have an unquenchable thirst. it may be stupid but thems the breaks. crying about it here will just get gays bashing on you.
>>5606934
honestly dude, you should just delete your tumblr blog right now and start over with another or ppl will forever use your pics from there to harass you. Anons are already spooling through to save all your pics and any personal info to fuck with your life (and send to your employer).
>>5606963
Yeah, have been since june of last year. Huge break in december though, apartment was doing renovations on the entire first floor including gym.
>>5606986
post body
>>5606984
...and friends ...and family.
>>5606965
I meant my bedmate mannerisms..
Ugh ok, i mean
Yeah, i'm a tomato right now, this is all pretty embarrassing but I guess i'll get over it
>>5606984
>send to my emploer
lol, i'm a freelance games artist with a few studio contracts
I've been hired to work for people who first got to know because they found my porn, i couldn't care less about that part
>>5606991
And like half my friends follow my porn blog anyways and the other half already know i'm a mega slut..
Family is another issue I guess but I couldn't give two shits what most of them think of me
I mean, yeah, it's just porn, huh?
Lol, I know my big sister would probs cheer me on
>>5606986
I lifted less during the christmas/new years week
Made me feel guilty as hell
>>5607013
you really are a troll, hitler.
>>5607013
it's ok, I guess
Now i'll just have to constantly resist asking everyone if they like my updates
>>5606973
I'm sorry, Dusty Daddy, but my Auspussy is reserved for my future Nordick bf.
I might tie you to a chair and stick vegetables up your butt though.
>>5607003
I haven't even looked at it yet, I was eating some spaghetti.
>>5607013
You're a fierce queen, Shitler. You quite remind me of a younger, less hairy, more angular me.
>>5607028
i have norwegian blood in my veins. I'm the one who will be dicking that bussy
>>5607033
wow harsh geeze my feelings
>>5607033
>jealous queen detected
>>5607028
gotta lose weight to bring those angles out
>>5607058
dat high sugar consumption tho
>>5607059
totes bb
>>5606900
You don't?
>>5607059
I'm too hairy?
>>5607083
Uhm.. no?
Is that a surprise
I thought it was pretty well known I only get sexy with friends
>>5607089
But I don't want to be your friend. =[
>>5606784
FUCK YOU
Goddamn I am craving some twink stink right now
I would lick that shit slit for days
>>5607096
Uh, sorry then, I guess. </3
>>5607098
bb why are you mad? You're in that very few.
>>5607058
I suppose. My face was super pointy at my lowest, but I don't think I'd want to get there again.
>>5607035
Such a shame your family got BLACKED then.
You could have been a 6'3 viking god, and I would have gladly given my auspussy to you.
A gourd up your butt is all you get from me.
>>5607089
I just watched that video where your mister was smacking his Prince Albert against your glasses.
>>5607122
That's one of my favorites
All the other ones are lot more focused on like sexyiness and stuff but we're like 90% huge goofs when we fuck
>>5607128
I only watched that one, and another of you getting fucked and moaning.
>>5607151
It's an interracial porn site. I'm jerking your chain again, matey.
Who is the least liked trip of all time?
>>5607151
i wasnt picking on you!!! of irish + scottish + norwegian ancestry t b h hbu
>>5607178
feelgood
>>5606865
pork?
>>5607180
I'm mexican Irish norwegian
ok enough of this bed time, bye gaygen
>>5607173
Did
Did you like it?
>>5607208
No.
Nighty night.
>>5607201
wow omg s a m e
I just realized I haven't been outside for anything but errands since like Christmas Eve
how do you get a bf if you're shy as fuck and afraid of intimacy
>>5607233
You don't.
>>5607237
but I want to get fucked like an animal though
>>5607215
See..Y-youre doing it again
i bet none of you pussies could even fight me
>>5607241
im pretty good looking though im just fucked in the head
>>5607248
obviously that's wrong if you were good looking you wouldn't be shy and afraid of intimacy.
to be gay you have to be good looking and have a dick over six inches. sorry things didn't work out.
>>5607257
i get plenty of compliments when I post myself and my dick is 19 cm's long. I just don't put myself out there
>>5607247
I train ufc bro I could double leg you no problem meet me outside the 7/11
>>5607264
you don't have to lie on the internet.
Um, so I always thought I was straight but recently I have been having all these gay fantasies. Which is fine, obviously, I'm not 'scared' of being gay or anything. Its just that my fantasies are all extremely degrading and kind of disgusting, and that really does worry me - if I did even half the things I dream about.... it doesn't bear thinking about.
How can I calm down my tastes and make myself more vanilla?
>tfw have new bf
>>5606849
Why did you assume that was me lol.
>>5607277
I guess. I dont have much going for me apart from my looks so it kind of makes sense idk
>>5607287
don't worry about being vanilla, it's not like you were gonna get to live out your fantasies anyway. just enjoy them.
>>5607244
ay caramba mi burrito amigo es una broma ci ci
>>5607277
>join a club
I joined my university's anime club, just to laugh at the monthly emails.
I think I'll join the swimming club when I go back, unless I manage to make friends with my new roommates.
>>5607289
I hope he doesn't leave you after two weeks and break your heart into a million pieces!
>>5607297
But what if I can't enjoy vanilla sex
>>5607289
but is ur bf qt
>>5607307
you aren't going to have sex anyway so it's no point in worrying about that sort of stuff it'll just cause you distress. like the wildebeest being eaten alive by hyenas you must accept your fate and love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xtYN1KGgeA
>>5607307
vanilla sex is terrible
>>5607327
Why do you keep pushing this narrative?
I know that rejecting someone in a fragile state is a shitty thing to do, but you already have a bf, and I'm just not into you. Sorry.
>>5607328
Would tying you to a chair and sticking a gourd up your butt be considered vanilla?
>>5607115
Ew that's not a compliment
"Yeah most of your people are ugly but for a black person you're pretty"
Wtf?
>>5607345
no blacks pls
>>5607201
And Syrian, own it.
good morning gaygen
>>5607339
I dno it's amusing and my job is boring.
How was your weekend.
>>5607354
It's not okay to say that. Never say that to a black person in real life.
>>5607361
you're being dramatic. I'm going to bed
>hashing a cool trip is taking ages and hogging my cpu
h e l p
>>5607362
Sorry I'm not gonna post pictures of him on here and I don't actually have one of us together anyway. But trust me he is qt :3.
>>5607353
>How was your weekend
I can't remember, I've lost track of the days.
Australia day is tomorrow though, which is exciting.
>>5607354
>>5607369
They're not really sexual fantasies, it's more for educational purposes.
Nighty night.
>>5607381
Silly, Australia Day isn't a real holiday. You need to get out more if you're losing track of time.
>>5607101
hot
>>5607385
Australia day is one of the greatest holidays in the world.
>You need to get out more
I regularly go for walks between 2 and 5 AM.
>>5607381
SURVIVAL DAY NOT AUSTRALIA DAY, NEVER FORGET THE STOLEN GENERATION.
https://youtu.be/G8czHlPYXew
first guy is husbando material
>>5607403
>buzzfeed
Why the fuck are faggots posting this SJW garbage? When did it become acceptable to do this on 4chan of all places. Tumblr gets a pass because of porn.
>>5607414
/pol/ pls go
>>5607414
it's just a prank bro
>>5607416
No one wants you here /r/gamerghazi
>>5607405
There are sometimes friendly animals about.
Besides, I really don't like sunlight.
>>5607403
NOPE.
>>5607405
hmmmmm im pretty adaptable tho iykwim
two qts are better than only one..right?
im gnna dye my hair blonde today or tomorrow fuck it im bored af
>>5607439
>>5607439
>SHINNECOCK
a lot of poles must be polished there.
>>5607458
drink the listerine and back to dream time
>>5607458
polishing poles
shine cock
shinnecock
it's euphemism for jerking it/blowing dicks
>>5607458
An Indian stick is called a totem
but underneath is a big, swinging...
>>5607466
Oh well I was always called gay for being shinnecock, it's weird to hear that outside of like middle school though. Funny I guess.
>>5607465
We don't do that here. But yeah there are a lot of gorgeous aboriginal men out there
>>5607439
HOWGH.
~I look once more
Just around the riverbend
Beyond the shore
Where the gulls fly free~
>>5607455
Possibly. I'm quite fond of garlic though.
I remember getting in trouble for bringing a copy of Dracula to school when I was little, because a couple of kids got scared of the cover.
>>5607470
Their women are even better.
>>5607470
>gorgeous aboriginal men
>posting one that has been mixed out until a swarthy caucasian/arab with vaguely different charasteristics
Redskins or Packers, guys?
>>5607473
I agree, though those women are rather old
>>5607475
>>5607471
So you guys have an inaccurate idea of native Americans, especially my tribe.
Ol Dirty Bastardy grandfather was a chief their, we are from Long Island and like most tribe from New England down to Virginia we intermarried with black runaways and freed men + cape verdeans + Puerto Ricans so we are a mix kind of like most aboriginals today.
>>5607480
No one is pure and because of the whitening policies of the Australian government most aboriginal identified people are mixed race. Secondly he is clearly aboriginal.
>>5607484
So why don't you call yourself black or puertorican or mixed race? Why cling to just one ethnicity if it's maybe only a fourth of your blood? Your tribe and kin has been bred unrecognisable and your native ancestors would not acknowledge you were one of them.
>>5607455
yes sir!!!!!<3
>>5607473
ofc nothing compares to the beauties of the pure breed yeehaw all american gal
>tfw you will never
>>5607493
We are federally recognized by the United States government and have had our reservation for as long as Europeans took our land.
I think it's hard for White people to understand because they see themselves only through a lenses of purity, the purity of a group of people.
Whereas we see ourselves as Nations of people. A nation can have citizens from a multitude of nations, our citizenship is from our shared ancestry.
A Narragansett elder over a century ago stated this
>We are not negroes, we are the heirs of Ninagrit, and of the great chiefs and warriors of the Narragansetts. Because, when your ancestors stole the negro from Africa and brought him amongst us and made a slave of him, we extended him the hand of friendship, and permitted his blood to be mingled with ours, are we to be called negroes? And to be told that we may be made negro citizens? We claim that while one drop of Indian blood remains in our veins, we are entitled to the rights and privileges guaranteed by your ancestors to ours by solemn treaty, which without a breach of faith you cannot violate.
>>5607498
physiques like that turn me off so much i cant even
why is ur waist basically the same width as ur shoulders ffs
>>5607484
I don't care. I just thought Pocahontas was a fun movie.
>>5607490
>whitening policies of the Australian government
Better times.
>>5607508
They romanticized the story of a 10-12 year old girl who was raped and kept by an English man. It's not fun....grandmother willow was cool though.
>>5607439
>I'm native american
Stopped reading right there familia. So what? I'm straight from Mexico (>HURR TRUMP JOKES) and you don't see us complaining about the Spanish completely obliterating my indigenous ancestors.
>>5607514
Generally speaking Mesitzos are not culturally connected to their indigenous cultures unless they are Chicanos dancing around in turkey and pheasant feathers in LA screaming about "Aztlan"
>>5607505
>nation
You don't grasp the idea of a nation then. It's literally means "a people" not a collection of peoples. What you have is a federation or a multinational blend.
>We claim that while one drop of Indian blood remains in our veins
You obviously also identify yourself from a lens of blood and lineage. Just that you have no pureblooded left, which forces you to reevaluate the concept to be able to cling to your identities.
(Also, a lot of white Americans have "one drop of Indian blood" or some percent of African. By your thinking they would be just as entitled if they chose to.)
>>5607523
it's a bad feel
>>5607525
Actually, there are also tribes which have intermixed with Europeans to the point of appearing 'white.' And they're recognized, so that's a moot point.
>>5607512
Lighten up, chief.
>>5607523
Yes, at least I think it's my reflection.
Maybe someone's following me.
>>5607530
It's not a moot point. Those tribes are just as deluded.
Guys
I did it
I managed to call my therapist after holding it off for 2 weeks.
>>5607522
>they are Chicanos dancing around in turkey and pheasant feathers in LA screaming about "Aztlan"
kek'd hard as fuck. This is incredibly true though, with the irony being that Chican@s tend to be ethnically diluted yet want to cling to a culture that's not there. Anyway, you're basically adding to my point that mestizos don't give any shits.
>tfw you were born too early to colonize space
>tfw you were born too late to rape indigenous women
>tfw you were born just in time to troll faux natives on the internet
>>5607525
I didn't state that second green text. That was an elder from the 1800s using the parlance of the time.
Confederation isn't accurate, we had confederations but because we engaged the United States government as sovereign nations with a progressively multi ethnic citizenry I still stand by what I said.
Anyone can have some indigenous ancestry that doesn't make them federally recognized as Native American.
To be federally recognized as Native American is to be the descendant of a historically recognized and treatied nation as well as descend from rolls that were made up until the early 1900's. Core groups of people who maintained a culture and identity of being from said soveign nations.
It's like someone could come from some native women in 1790 who shacked up in town. That doesn't make them federally recognized.
>>5607538
Which none of these relate to my original point that BuzzFeed is still SJW garbage.
>>5607538
>>5607544
Yes, that's a Shitcan@ poster anon. What about it?
>>5607549
>>5607533
That's not really how culture works, though, is it?
Pretty much every population mixes over time, and under those circumstances it makes sense to recognize them. A lot of tribes weren't particularly hung up about race.
>>5607554
>tfw i'm light skinned like that girl
>tfw hardly any indigenous features
MEXICO STRONK
>>5607551
>>5607544
I don't get what your point is anon. I already stated Chican@s are a joke and will always continue to be.
>>5607538
Well our nation's dealt with indigenous peoples differently. I'm not even sure if the Spanish even bothered with maintain tribal power into the 1900s.
But I also think the assimilationist qualities of Spain made for very, very different dynamics for mixed race people than here.
>>5607533
>>5607530
Well really it's all up to the tribes, the Oklahoma Cherokee allow anyone from the Dawes Rolls to be enrolled. Some tribes make it 5/8ths but blood quantum in a Fucking volatile and toxic thing. I would much rather test cultural and linguistic competency and connection to the reservation and community than amounts of blood.
>>5607550
No, I'm indigenous regardless. I am not fighting for White approval, that's never been my concern. Federal recognition is maintained so that our treaties can be continued and the BIA can keep it's promises.
Federal recognition is political and very disharmonious, fraught with lobbyists and casino conglomerates who use native americans for their money but it also separates "WE WUZ CHEROKEE PRINCESSES" from sovereign nations.
Some tribes are having to apply when they should not have to given their paper trail extending back centuries of treaties, some are literally created within the last few years by people who claim some ancestor who had prominent cheekbones.
Sure the latter may be native, that doesn't entitle them to the rights of tribal bodies.
>>5607565
>But I also think the assimilationist qualities of Spain made for very, very different dynamics for mixed race people than here.
Europeans did a fine job assimilating the indigenous population because the Spanish basically slaughtered all the major city-states at the time. Of course not to mention diseases, famine, slavery and blah blah blah.
>>5607563
mom's gonna freak
>>5607569
You don't seem to understand. Tribes like the Mashpee Wampanoag and my own and really all throughout the Northeast actively invited Black runaways and those who who were discriminated against in town. The enslavement of native men and the deaths of native men via whaling also brought the need to incorporate men who were deemed trustworthy and so Black and Black Cape Verdeans were incorporated and housed as well.
It was also found that free blacks and indigenous peoples were socially in the same strata and mutually benefited from coming together. It really was friendship and alliances. Both of us were enslaved as well early on.
>>5607533
is race genetic tho
'race' as it is commonly casually used in our language has no basis in science. blacks get classed as black whether they are genetically tutsi or somali like as if they are 'subgroups' of the black race that share common heritage. how race is perceived in our society is entirely assigned and basically arbitrary. ethnicity is a more objective classification of social groupings.
>>5607584
>common physical appearance
No, that is not true at all. That's like saying African Americans aren't African Americans because of their mixed ancestry and varying looks.
We are Shinnecock because we maintained tribal affiliation and culture, we maintained language for centuries and community. Regardless of coloration we all descend from the same Shinnecock ancestors.
>Mention Australia day
>Race war breaks out in gg
>>5607569
A number of tribes accepted outsiders into their tribes (as that other Anon is talking about). So, no, it's not just a matter of whitey riding into town and raping all the women.
>>5607584
Irish is a nationality and ethnic group. But not all recognized ethnic Irish have red hair. Shit, how did that happen?
>>5607613
>>5607632
>>5607639
all nationalities are social constructs, except jews, jews have lasted for millenniums . just listen to this nice rabbi telling jews kids not to marry anybody but jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh35chvgZls&feature=youtu.be
>>5607506
>not liking some prime beef on a man's core
>implying men should have skinny waists
Your taste a shit.
This is why I lift.
It's been a year and two months and my bf still hasn't said he loves me. What do, /gaygen/?
>>5607657
do pic related
>>5607632
>But you won't find any Irish looking like this, will you?
Like... nothing?
>All European populations have a huge diversity in physical phenotypes due to having a whole spectrum of eye colors, hair colors and textures and skin colors.
Ireland is how it is because it mixed, though. Gaels, Norse, Romans. It wasn't just a matter of all the white people looking so different that they just couldn't keep consistency, it was the product of significant recorded cultural interactions leading to a mix in the gene pool within a culture. There wasn't just one Native American tribe, there were... quite a few, spread over a very large area and with differing encounters with newcomers from the old world. It doesn't make sense to insist that they all look the same as eachother centuries later when they were separate nations and can prove genealogy.
>>5607620
Usually the "bitching" come from a lack of understanding of outsiders, people want feathers buffalo and "just around the riverbend" not understanding that some of us have been in contact with Europeans and Africans since the pilgrims.
Obviously we will look different. Though we are the result of policies that attempted to erase us we still made it through :3
>>5607648
Jews aren't ethnically or racially homogeneous look at Kaifeng Jews or Beta Israeli
>>5607662
>Like... nothing?
Typed before your ever-important plaid black man was posted.
do you ever go to a lecture and think 'why am I even here'
That's me right now.
I'm tired and the lecturer is dragging out each slide with useless information
why are muscleguys the best bottoms
>>5607668
I can't remember the last time I went to a lecture. All mine are recorded, so I can download them, watch at 1.2 x speed and pause to take notes.
>>5607663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jssobHACpU
>>5607680
Most of mine are recorded but tbqh I get distracted watching them.
I want to leave this lecture and go for a shit. Ffs.
>>5607659
>implying I would just let him dominate me without a struggle
But hell yes.
Worse still, my straight friend is top-tier husbando mode, so I get a daily reminder know I'll never get anyone like this.
At least every single hug I manage to get from him is a sweet moment of bliss.
>>5607669
They aren't
>>5607620
right kk then soooooo s u r e l y you must be able to understand how someone can ethnically consider themselves shinnecock even if not genetically identical to the original shinnecocks when we have already established genetics are not an absolute in ethnicity
>>5607650
>this isnt a real man
stop being bitter just cuz u bought into /fit/ memes and now you have a body that looks like shit by any objective standard
>>5607709
ur like 50 posts late fampai
>>5607685
Siri Tollerod is the only other Norwegian model I can think of.
I don't pay much attention to male muddels, their careers are nearly always short and underwhelming.
>>5607686
I can't concentrate in a lecture theater, I find myself realizing half way through that I haven't actually been paying attention to anything they've said.
>>5607730
Nothing is hard to take, we are mixed race but Shinnecock Natives
No Wemba Wemba bf :-(
>>5607773
Jelly Jelly
>>5607770
why not? I don't suspect there's much competition?
>>5607780
I've only ever met one gay aboriginal man and like I wasn't his type
>>5607731
I'm in an anatomy lecture and I all I can tel you is that I've learnt all this shit before and I don't need to be here
>>5607783
I'm an aboriginal man, from scandinavia.
>>5607783
10/10 would let him pound my bp
>>5607794
So you're Sami?
>>5607799
He only likes muscle bears
>>5607805
damnit
>>5607801
no.
>>5607730
lol kk dude but w/e you just have this fucking weird false pretense of an increase or change in genetic diversity inexplicably changing already existing cultures into something else that needs to be re-classified bcuz genetics. that is just not a logical or rational conclusion in any way which makes this whole interaction w/ u pretty pointless. anyone worth listening to on the subject of anthropology would be laffin @ u rn t b h jsyk btw family
>>5607613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtQZ8VnV79M
>>5607817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yiVYRLzwOo
>>5607783
>Gay aboriginal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMp4UVXFUtI
>>5607787
My anatomy subject okay, our lecturer was fucking intolerable though. He was this tired old queen.
>Talking about muscles
>And this is the anal sphincter muscle
>Ooooh, that's exciting, isn't it?
I cringed so fucking hard.
>>5607817
>>5607819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
Man, I can't wait to get smashed and listen to Triple J core with /mu/ tomorrow.
>>5607829
That's grim. My one has like all these planned jokes but they're written on our sheets too so we know when they're gonna come, hence they're doubly unfunny
>>5607829
What is that first video. I'm dying.
>>5607287
Vanilla is cute
>>5607829
>gay aboriginal
http://youtu.be/NECXWRijOgc
>>5607829
That was so lowbrow, like a Courtney Act routine.
Also
>no sistergirls
Into the trash
>>5607834
I had a couple that told really lame jokes every now and then, but they were such nice guys that I couldn't dislike them. Really passionate about their work too, it was kinda cute.
>>5607838
The look he makes before saying "eugh, slut" gets me every time.
can anyone reccommend me a good dildo or what to look for? Never done this before
>>5607862
Just get something reasonably sized to start. 1.25" in diameter and about 5-6" long is what an average erect penis would be.
You can go smaller if you wish but I wouldn't go larger than that unless you know for sure you want to.
You could start with something like the doc johnson anal training kit. You get 3 sizes and they're flared at the bottom so you can freely sit on them if you want.
Make sure to use lots of lube and go slow, double check to see what kind of lube you can use with your toy. Some aren't silicone safe but most are. If you're paranoid about that you can always use water based lube.
>>5607862
Get some good poppers too
>>5607948
Yes it is legal but don't mention that you're planning to inhale it as it's then illegal for them to sell it to you, assuming you're from the UK.
>>5607948
>Do they usually come in descrete packaging?
Usually, amazon is pretty good at saying if something will be visible or not. Though if you're paranoid you can mark it "this is a gift" and they'll put it in a plain box.
>>5607948
The packages usually say:'this is a anal sex toy ordered by a man who plans to fuck himself'.
>>5607948
Yeah legal. They relax smooth muscle so it's easier for anal and they make you horny as well sooo.
I'm a big fan
>>5607966
depends where you live. they are illegal here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers#Legal_status
evening droogs. how are you asserting yourself today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceh0-42FXg0
>>5608012
>how are you asserting yourself today?
I got the cold thing everyone else got a week ago
>>5607838
It's from a sketch show called Black Comedy. That segment is more or less every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngwoo-NsDcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ca7uP95YU
hold me gaygen, the man of my freaking dreams, is also a bottom
