Alright dudes, story time.
I’m a fairly masculine, cis straight guy. My closest friend in this world - my ride or die, my brother from another mother, if you will - is a really feminine gay guy. Months ago, while drunk, he sucked me off. After some deliberation once the awkwardness had passed, we decided that since he enjoys sucking dick, and I enjoy getting my dick sucked, that we could work something out. That meant that I get head on the reg whenever I want. I'm down with this.
That's since moved on to me fucking him. He was adamant that we should try it, and because sexuality is weird, I enjoyed it, so now we fuck as well. But the thing is, I'm not attracted to men, nor am I attracted to him. Dicks do nothing for me, and I don't think I could fuck another guy.
Have I cashed in my straight card?
Pic is my cat.
Probably bi in denial
>>5588920
Sounds pretty gay to me.
It's just a prank bro.
ahahahaha, op, what the fuck.
nice cat.
>>5588920
Nothing wrong with that, OP. I'm a 100% straight male but jerk off to gay porn and have casual sex with other men, doesn't make me any less heterosexual. It's 2016, people need to stop being so closed-minded.
>>5588988
Well you're at least bi... I mean you're fucking another guy which is pretty gay.
>>5588920
>I enjoyed it, so now we fuck as well. But the thing is, I'm not attracted to men, nor am I attracted to him. Dicks do nothing for me, and I don't think I could fuck another guy.
You literally fell in love with your friend.
You sound exactly like most bi dudes who lean more towards women. Don't get too crazy over categorization for the time being just enjoy shit.
Why does sex with another man have to be this hellish experience to be considered straight? Can't it just be meh?
Next you'll be getting engaged and still be saying no homo.
Just teasing. You should at least qualify as heteroflexible. Largely straight but capable of homosexual activity under the right conditions.
These conditions happen to be whenever your gay friend is in the room lmao but that's just details.
>>5588920
It's not gay if you're the top.
Everybody knows that.
>>5589197
>Largely straight but capable of homosexual activity under the right conditions.
I think that's why so many of us don't really identify with that label, its like I could fuck a guy, but I'm not gonna lose sleep if I never do, and doubt I ever will. OP crossed that line tho, you gay nigga, you gay!
>>5588920
There's nothing gay about liking your dick sucked. Mouths don't have a gender.
He's the fag, not you.
>>5588920
Well you only topped him, right?
>>5589384
>Mouths
You didn't read the whole post, anon.
>>5588920
Qt kitty
Is he feminine enough that he could push the 'girl' buttons for you?
>>5589603
>Is he feminine enough that he could push the 'girl' buttons for you?
That cat's decent looking but definitely couldn't pass for a girlcat desu.
>>5588920
>It's another "I'm a straight guy that falls in love with my femboy gay best friend, and 4chan makes me realize and convinces me to tell him I love him" fanfiction thread
I know that cat
Taylor please
I can feel this in my bones, I know it to be true
>>5588920
Another biscum learning the truth
> I'm not attracted to men, nor am I attracted to him
Then how you got hard? This is bullshit and you know it.
>>5588920
How feminine is he? Being attracted to feminity isnt gay
>>5588920
For a closet gay guy op has fine taste in pussy
>>5589863
Pretty goddamn, if I'm being honest. Pic related is a close approximation. He's definitely one of them there twinks.
>>5590057
Did you enjoy fucking said pretty boy? Does it plant thoughts in your head to fuck other pretty boys?
If you make friends with another pretty boy, will you start fucking him too?
>>5588920
8/10 got me a little horny thinking about your story. I'll jerk off to gay porn now.
10/10 pussy btw.
>>5590105
You strike me is a bisexual.
>>5588920
Heteroflexible, Kinsey 1, still can call yourself straight or bi
Don't get weighted down by labels
>>5589586
Assholes don't have a gender either.
>>5588975
>have casual sex with other men, doesn't make me any less heterosexual
>>5593121
Even the It's current year meme flew over your head? Top kek
>>5588920
>feminine gay guy
>fucking him
So... there's a feminine person, and you're fucking them, and you're straight, and male.
And this makes you think 'omg am I gay'.
Straight means 'attracted to the opposite gender'. 'Feminine gay guy' means he's a guy who acts in girl-like ways. You're just straight and enjoy having sex. There's nothing weird going on there.
Holy fuck why does this question even need to be asked. Why people gotta be so dumb about sex.
>>5593175
>You're just straight and enjoy having sex
>with a guy
The same rhetoric happens when someone tries to justify traps on /b/
>>5593228
'justify'
If it's hot in a feminine way, and you are female-attracted, you're going to want to fuck it. Fear of being gay != being straight.
>HUR YOU'RE LYING AND JUST IN THE CLOSET
Sure, some people do lie and are in the closet. Doesn't mean fucking something feminine is not straight.
People are attracted to femininity and masculinity in terms of gender preferences/sexuality. Not the fucking genetic chromosome of the individual.
>>5593298
All I'm saying is that the Kinsey scale has a lot of place to go to, and this incident moves iit way to the right. Maybe just 1 or 2
>>5588920
You bi nigga
>>5593318
All i'm say is you're full of shit and the 'kinsey scale' is just a way for idiots to try to understand that acting girly and being a girl are not the same fucking thing but can be equally attractive to someone WHO IS ATTRACTED TO GIRLS.
It's not a complex concept. But due to OMG ARE YOU GAY we require a 'scale' and 'points' and other whatever so people can grasp even the tiniest portion of the concept that if something is feminine, and you're a straight man, and you fuck it, you're not actually SEKRETLY A GAY MAN, BACKS TO THE WALL GENTS OR HE'LL BUTT US
>>5593432
Dude, by that logic then gay men should be attracted to manly women, and gay women to feminine men.
If his friend is a man, a fact which he is fully aware of, then, feminine or not, he clearly doesn't mind it as much as he thinks he does.
> the 'kinsey scale' is just a way for idiots to try to understand that acting girly and being a girl are not the same fucking thing but can be equally attractive to someone WHO IS ATTRACTED TO GIRLS
I can assure you that's not what the kinsey scale is for, and what you just said is most definitely a way for straight guys to justify gay shit like this.
No one's saying the dude is secretly totally and completely gay. But he sure as fuck isn't totally straight either.
>>5593432
>we require a 'scale' and 'points' and other whatever so people can grasp even the tiniest portion of the concept that if something is feminine, and you're a straight man, and you fuck it, you're not actually SEKRETLY A GAY MAN
So what's better? Saying you are bi and "collecting point" or fucking a guy and stating you are straight because he's feminine? :^)
>>5588920
Dude, you're bi. The "I'm 100% straight but-" guys are fucking retarded. Call yourself bi of you like both. I dont really give a fuck myself, heres my sexuality:
I fuck pretty things.
Dont cling to hetero, you clearly aren't.
How come straight guys get sucked off by gay dudes but gay dudes never get sucked off by women?
>>5596547
Because gay men are more likely to hand out beejays than women.
