hetero and bi scum get out
gaygen
>>5587292
what are your lifts?
Are heteronormative gay men allowed?
>Masc/fem relationships best
>Monogamy best
>Marriage best
>All other gay men are sluts who deserve AIDS
>>5587279
@ OP Pic
>so who's the girl in the relationship
This is what everyone thinks when they see my bf and I. We're both masculine and they can't imagine both of us are verse so we take turns being the top and bottom. I'm so sick of hearing "who's the girl" we always reply "neither of us is the girl, we're both men" They always get confused and sometimes ask again out of rudeness. "But someone has to be the girl"
>You'll never order the death of all breeder scum
I had a dream last night that I had a prolapsed anus and there was anuses everywhere and it was really fucked up.
>>5587304
>"keep asking and it'll be you"
>tfw you'll never have this body
Why live?
>>5587301
Oh hey this is me
>>5587301
the most purest form of love
y e s
>>5587315
>in a gay board
>spouting anti-gay religious banter
>coercing gays to be straight
This type of posting in /lgbt/ should be against the rules. Sadly it's not. I say we all should complain and have religious anti-gay posts to be against the /lgbt/ rules.
>meet a nice guy on a dating site
>we exchange numbers, text all night, lots in common
>ignores me for remainder of week
Is there something wrong with me?
>>5587323
looks mediocre to me
>>5587301
>best for you not for all
Why don't you tend to your own preference in relationship status and roles and we'll stick to ours.
Reminder to water all of your jocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kxtSgslT2s
>>5587351
trip fag here, being into straight men is internalized heterophobia
>>5587351
Are you AGP? I know the feel. I've crushed on my straight friends my whole life.
>>5587323
like 1.5 years lifting from any base will get you that
go for it family
>>5587351
>something you can't have
>therefore you desire it
Everyone longs to have something they can't have. The thrill of the chase. Acquiring what one has to try to achieve. Also, straight men is the definition of masculine in most cases. You prefer masculine men. There are gays out there that are masculine, but you can achieve them easily. Straight men are a challenge.
Human nature.
>>5587349
How come he looks so hideous from the front but so qt from the side?
>>5587349
Ohh, i thought he was talking about jockstraps
the nuggets confused me
>>5587366
ive actually never tripfagged or posted my image before
im actually the new kid in school
>>5587373
Who?
>>5587374
show undies
Why are straight bottoms the absolute worst?
They're more vocally annoying than frogfems and they never clean properly
Someone terminate them from existence
>>5587380
Because he's a newfag and is learning the ways. Be sure to berate him and call him names
>>5587340
Mediocre, normie
>>5587330
Hurr Durr Inturnulizd Hurmurphurbia
>>5587380
I was being post-ironic and prehistoric
>>5587292
>straight
but you love me right?
>>5587351
b/c internalized homophobia
>>5587360
dick n ass are the only gods i recognize
>>5587349
>T F W
>N O
>J O C K
>B F
HOW DO I GET ONE?
>>5587292
Iktfb. I started going a bit crazy after two days. I'm an addict.
>>5587351
Forbidden fruit.
>>5587381
its maki
maki doesnt get banned because he just evades and he doesnt have a life and the tranny jannies know this
>>5587396
Go into high school (perfect if you've already graduated years ago), find a jock that looks slightly insecure, suck his dick aggressively - he's now yours forever
>>5587396
Hang out in gyms and sports bars.
>tfw no gf
I just want a cute otter bf who wants to cuddle, play a game together, and make out for hours while I get lost in his body hair...
How do I get one, gaygen?
>>5587402
I already do. I'm trying to get fit at the moment so jocks will like me, but there arent many young guys at my gym.
And idk what a sports bar is, so yea.
>>5587401
im srs tho
>>5587410
statistically, become a cute otter yourself
>>5587351
cause youre a straight woman.
>>5587410
Get me some body hair.
>tfw no Nazi bf to treat me like the untermensch I am
>>5587410
>tfw satyr instead of otter
Someday..
>>5587301
You are me.
>>5587351
straight men are masculine
>>5587411
sports bar
noun
a bar where televised sporting events are shown continuously.
aka a place for fat straight guys to pound chicken wings and booze
>>5587411
>idk what a sports bar is
Where do you live? It might just be an American thing.
Basically just a normal bar, but with more tvs so you can watch the game while you drink.
>>5587301
Literally all I want in life. Want nothing more than to settle down and get married with a masc bf
>>5587433
pubs are relatively the same tbqh
>tfw everyone you fall in love with hates you
>>5587438
Mfw this is completely true
>>5587438
>>5587417
>brother, dad, maternal grandfather all have amazing chest hair
>all I have is a nice happy trail and shoulder hair
I fucked up my genetic bingo
>>5587421
Hi, Untermensch.
>go on first date in quite a long time
>dude confesses at the meeting that he's interested to see if he's actually gay
>lol ok
>paid for a shit movie and did nothing but made out
>thanks anon you were great
>the next day he puts his facebook sexuality to straight and tells me that it's not me it's him
>date after that one
>some asian can't tell if he's masc or fem or bot or top
>during the date of me trying to figure out, he says "oh hey anon, lets go to [intersection in toronto], so you can meet my really giant boyfriend! lol!!! he's like a caveman"
>i'll pass
>go home and read a book
for only $4.99 you can subscribe to even more blog updates
>>5587453
hahahaha you are such an idiot there is no such thing as a 'maternal grandfather' jeez louise
>>5587454
<3 do you have an SS uniform?
>>5587461
... Wat? What else do you refer to the grandfather on your mothers side?
>>5587453
I've got a tuft that grows right between the pecs plus a little trail and that's it. Which is actually quite a bit more than my dad's side gets, so I can't be too upset about it. One guy I dated told me I had to get rid of all of it, so I got rid of him.
>>5587458
>bicurious trash
Not even once. Maybe once, but definitely not twice.
>>5587399
He left for boot camp its not him.
>>5587461
What the fuck is a "grandfather"?
>>5587461
That's rough.
>>5587461
>>5587476
>I had to get rid of all of it, so I got rid of him.
Doing gods work
I just want a bear bf that doesn't want to sleep around
>>5587476
>I've got a tuft that grows right between the pecs plus a little trail and that's it.
Cute, desu
>>5587461
>Having never heard the terms maternal and paternal
Do you live in a cave or have you just never left your basement?
>>5587486
hmu in 5 years
>>5587335
It's only fair that a ex-/lgbt/OR /rel/ board is created. Where else should we go to talk about the corrupt LGBT youth?
>>5587440
I just wish I could grow some half decent facial hair.
>>5587476
>One guy I dated told me I had to get rid of all of it, so I got rid of him
Oooooh, gurl.
>>5587476
>One guy I dated told me I had to get rid of all of it, so I got rid of him.
Why wouldn't you shave/not shave for your partner? Doesn't seem to be a huge problem to me.
Are you really that emotionally attached to your hair?
>>5587493
What's happening in 5 years?
>>5587341
This. Literally every gay person on here seems to be unhappy. Their whole life is based around finding their next hook-up or a guy to be their boyfriend, as if that's going to complete them.
>>5587495
>that's so shitty, like why do guys not tell you that shit beforehand? like dude, if i knew you had a bf i wouldn't have fucking bothered meeting you
For some reason, a lot of dudes are hiding quite a lot of important information. Like what they're actually looking for.
Not even the first time either, another time I thought I was on a date with someone and then he starts bringing up his BF problems.
>>5587508
Are straight people any different?
Humans just want companionship
>>5587486
Most Bears don't man their very asexual due to their low self esteem. You just gotta deal with fatties
>>5587504
>tfw would shave for partner
>they go running for the hills once I tell them I'm not hairless from the waist down
>>5587279
unlike most gay ppl, i love this question
i love saying i'm the girl in the relationship tbqh :3
>tfw no one this perfect will ever love you
>>5587508
That's because gaygen is a staging area for people coming to terms with their sexuality, and a place for whores to bitch about their bad hookups
post sad songs pls thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBMwwJMkcRA
>>5587521
trip on booger
>>5587487
It -is- pretty cute. I gotta keep it a little trimmed, though, cause it gets long and gnarly, which isn't quite as cute.
>>5587504
At the time, shaving would have dropped me into fake jailbait mode, which is a red flag all by itself. But more generally, I'm not interested in guys who feel entitled to control the way I look. That's not very chill.
It was still kind of hard because the dude had money and was dom as hell in bed, but I gotta protect the only evidence I've been through puberty I got.
>>5587465
Yup
Did you attend church as a child/teenager? Were you baptized?
Did you pray as a young boy? Do you pray now as a young man?
>>5587523
>sexdoll level: maximum
>>5587523
>perfect
>looks like a fucking Ken doll
Dropped
>tfw one hundred percent straight
>will never have a bf that loves my autistic behavior
>>5587533
>That reichsadler above the doorway
Love it so much
>>5587530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslkgAX3uAg
>>5587530
https://youtu.be/ED5s1-Fe9FA
>>5587530
>trip on booger
hun, im not a tranny
im just a soft-spoken twink who sometimes cries about the fact he doesnt have boobs
>>5587507
I will be a bear^^
>>5587557
Are you being post ironic again?
>>5587558
i know these feels man i cannot wait until i get older, fatter and hairy, going to be nice.
>>5587531
hair game strong
HO ain't no fool
I can't grow a single lick of tuff anywhere on my body except my pubes.
Everywhere else just gets a light fuzz that just gets slightly sharper the lower you go on my body.
Thankfully none of my partners mind that my crotch is a jungle.
>>5587552
Thanks.
Sorry my pics are dark. Im in bed and hung over.
>>5587567
https://youtu.be/CdpmYt1xYyU
Thanks senpai
How do you know if you're gay?
>>5587577
I enjoy taking cock in the shitter
>>5587502
ikr i just look like a dirty teenager with patchy shit on my face
>>5587510
one guy i went out w/ didn't tell me he had an 'open relationship' until a month later, and that's after he told me he was single
fuck guys
>>5587517
>asexual
>bears
are you joking? bears are the biggest sluts around, probably /because/ of low self esteem
>>5587577
you wanna do gay shit
like guys
>>5587558
I would love to be with you as you transform senpai. I'd cook for you and keep you nice and happy.
>tfw no bear cub to grow older with ;_;
>>5587577
Do you want to fall in love with a man
>>5587570
Circe how big is your jungle cock?
Would you top me bby boy?
>>5587572
I love your collection. I would love for you to spank me while wearing that uniform
>>5587577
because i love him so fucking much
>>5587582
Most of em i have meet are not that way most of em were really soft and nice
>>5587577
you want to hold hands with cute guys and give them lil kisses on the mouth
and then you want to pleasure/be pleasured by them in a lewd way
>>5587536
I started being Christian about two years ago but only took it seriously in the past few weeks.
>>5587585
I'm pretty itty.
Also no, probably not.
I'm pretty strictly bottom.
>>5587555
Good choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TE8445gIBo
>>5587600
Can we see it?
Why is your mind so filled with lustful desires of the flesh? You can look down at your own penis everyday and play with it. Why do you need someone elses penis to play with? Why not play with something different like a vagina? Why do you desire a cock to fill your asshole or a butt to fill up with your penis? Do you have a parasite itching your rectum?
I doubt gay sex existed before the invention of showers/baths. There was only maybe 10000 or so people doing it in secret. Not millions or even hundreds of thousands because it's unclean.
>>5587589
>tfw invisible Adam's apple
Unless I look directly up, you could never tell
>>5587599
>Christian
>Posting memes of Satan
Any London fags know if there's going to be protest in the Heath against poppers ban? Me and bf defo want to go if there's one
>>5587606
I don't really wanna show it off, no, sorry.
>>5587589
because i want to die, senpai.
>>5587615
the degeneracy is REAL
>>5587600
>I'm pretty itty.
PICS
>>5587607
Because we like it. Tried vagina, it was okay I guess.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
>>5587615
>poppers
You're a filthy degenerate and a shame to Britain as a nation
>>5587617
Why though?
>>5587632
because my father never molested me.
>>5587617
Nobody would miss you.
>>5587607
Because all women are evil and cocks are magnificent and deserve worship.
>>5587637
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5587634
Are you just fishing for attention?
>>5587607
>Why not play with something different like a vagina?
Imagine if someone actually thought this was a good question.
>>5587639
You've shown your nipples before.
>>5587639
Is it like a tictac?
>>5587639
I saw you take a penis in your ass...I see you on gif sometimes.
Post peepee slut.
>>5587607
Homosexuality is quite fucking strange, its one of those things that came out of masculinity and due to this its not very emotional in nature. To take the emotion stance towards homosexuality is just stupid because the "emotion" is enjoying the comradery of another man and loving being around them and enjoying who they are and not the things you do for one another. The "love" of the relationship is not some hormonal need to hold a family together nor it is some stupid emotion that women feel it is pure enjoyment for one another. Btw guys are always sluts so if anyone says homosexuals are sluts you forget that guys are just that way.
>>5587643
Fishing for bofa.
>>5587623
It's okay I'm pretty autistic too.
Y-you don't happen to [spoiler]live near Portland, OR do you? Not to be creepy, you just seem sweet and I need a gay friend ;_;[/spoiler]
>>5587644
>Imagine if someone actually thought this was a good question.
Then it would justify pedophilia, and we don't want that.
Thus gay sex protects the children from pedophilia.
>>5587603
https://youtu.be/KEXQkrllGbA
>>5587664
Im not sweet and I don't live anywhere near that aids infested hole of degeneracy. You sound really cute tho I wish I did...
>>5587678
literally true lol.
>>5587680
>when
A while ago, I can't be bothered to look through the archive.
Not sure if it was a webm, or just a picture.
>tfw Scarf + Shoes is posting pictures on /Fit/ again
>>5587599
I go in and out of taking it seriously.
I keep desiring an experience where I'm meeting Jesus in heaven or Satan in hell. I want some sort of assurance that that heaven/hell is real, but than I start thinking about how all near-death experiences have to be bullshit because it says in the bible that we are dead in our graves until the resurrection of Jesus. No one gets into heaven until judgement day, right? And all these people keep having NDE's that aren't even Christian, yet they somehow get a free ticket to heaven/hell while unconscious, and have a life review, and experience all this "love". Some come out of the NDE healed as well. Is it Satan's work? I'm not sure.. the bible clearly states that none of us get into heaven until after judgement. Maybe you can give me insight on this.
>>5587656
I'm a guy and I'm not a slut. I'm able to control my sexual desires/urges. I have gone weeks without even thinking about sex.
>>5587619
Your idiosyncratic typing pattern is also very much real
>>5587695
he's shown webms of him and his bf having sex before as well...
>>5587703
Do 6 hits of acid. It cleared all that shit up for me...heh
>>5587724
I never want to see that shit.
>>5587723
>time hexts
>long complex word
This is genuinely my proudest post ever on 4chan
>>5587680
Yes it does matter. We want to see your fem cock
>>5587724
Post them here, please
>>5587726
End yourself heathen
>>5587703
The way I look at it is this. There is no right or wrong. Being a good person doesn't prevail or win ever. I am not a good person and I am one of those pieces of shit that needs religion to be moral.
>>5587736
unless you used it ironically, you used it wrong
>>5587589
Fairly minor apple. Thankfully, cause pronounced would fuck up my already bad aesthetics.
>>5587656
Anon, come on.
>>5587761
>There is no right or wrong.
I don't like your way of thinking as it makes it okay for rape/abuse/murder.
>>5587783
I don't like my way of thinking either and yes it is ok to rape and murder as long as you benefit. But I don't want to live life like that so id rather try to be Christian.
>>5587761
>I am not a good person
Not even pretending on the internet. For shame.
any other musicians on here?
i'm an experimental musician and hope to become the next john cage
heres some of my stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yJ9ZVkwiuH
>>5587801
I pretend when I want to get laid tbqh...
>>5587802
i played viola for a really long time and used to compete, but someone stole it when i was like 19 and i haven't played since
i kinda miss it
>>5587802
if it isnt slowed down and distorted 80s elevator music with samples of NASA recordings and solar radiation white noise then i dont want to hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a53xwLsoZQ
karaoke time friends
my fap material is usually 50/50 gay/straight stuff but i have no interest in fucking a girl (or fucking a guy for that matter). I just want to get fucked by a guy
am I gay or just very confused?
>>5587867
>>5587871
How do you feel about getting fucked by a girl, with a strap-on?
>>5587867
So is Circé a gook or something?
>>5587871
hey i do the same
idk whats up with it either. i have some ideas:
1) hetero porn is generally higher quality and is easier to find so i use that
2) im only thinking about the dick (but i dont think so)
3) im self-inserting as the girl rather than the dude
4) im mostly gay but a little bi
>>5587867
Does Sir C, not own a hair brush?
>>5587892
An dark Asian usually from a communist country like Vietnam or China
>>5587892
I wonder if she wears those fingerless gloves during sex ...
>tfw no straight man wants to fuck you
no. point. in. living.
>>5587897
She looks like that boy who conned America with a fake clock bomb..so she must be middle eastern.
>>5587897
no, that thing is from colombia
>>5587902
Ill fuck you.
>>5587902
>straight men want to fuck me
>it's always thugs
zzz
>>5587927
you're not straight though unfortunately
it hurts...
>>5587900
I bet she uses them to passionately finger her guys butthole
>>5587885
i dont like it. Also dont like futa
>>5587931
Hee hee, ok, i like this one.
>>5587929
Im straight though. Id have to be on drugs and I would have to be drunk tp give you a halfie hard but ill still do it.
>>5587941
so you dont WANT to fuck me
youd do it out of pity
i dont want it thank you
would you have sex with a silver daddy?
>>5587975
Applicable answers:
1) Yes
2) More than Once
>>5587975
yea, but i would want to have sex with someoen my own age first
for some reason losing my virgnity to an older dude feels "wrong"
would you date a smoker?
![y3SOJas[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TlCQza8.png "y3SOJas[1].png")
>fuckbuddy is kinda vanilla outside of crossdressing, slight exhibitionism, and some bondage
>ask him for his darkest kink over and over
>eventually tells me he wants me to piss on his face and maybe in his mouth while verbally berating him
>>5588001
Sure, with the hopes that eventually he'd grow out of it.
>>5587587
Heh, little perv....
>>5588001
Definitely, but I don't have a fetish for it.
>>5588001
Only if he was taking steps to quit.
Smokers are disgusting and have gross teeth, fingers + breath, as well as being twitchy, dying quicker and being unfit.
>tfw not feminine enough
what dominant masc guy is going to want to fuck a skinnyfat dude with hairy legs tbqh
>>5588024
hit the gym you baiting memelord
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1deapHVkm8b
>>5588043
good for you sweetie
good for you
>>5588043
I have this feel everyday.
>mfw untermensch everywhere
>>5588043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KEq0vj7au3
>>5588074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09GsQKq3Eiw
>be in a weird relationship
>bf thinks hes Jesus
>constantly tells me im his sheep
>makes me worship his body
>always wants praise
>tells me he's my shepherd
>tells me no one will ever compare to him
>tells me he is all I need and to not even think of anyone else in my thoughts
>always questions my faith in him
>always wants my attention
>always wants me to pray on my knees to him
:/
>>5588077
WOOF
>>5588088
I cry everytime
>>5588043
>>5588092
>constantly tells me im his sheep
Closet furry.
>>5588080
>implying I'm not British
>implying I don't have blonde hair and blue eyes
>implying I'm fat
>implying I would wear a stahlhelm and not a Schutzstaffel cap
>implying
>>5588043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JhHnxOx2R0
Why the fuck are "partnered" or "married" guys looking for friends on a hook up app.
Sick of seeing these faggots
>>5588109
>mfw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09LuxnIATtK
>>5588114
>
>>5588116
No idea. Just saw this couple on grindr..
>gay couple looking for masc top
>>5588119
We will rise from the ashes, untermensch. The forth reich will arise under a new Führer.
>>5588135
Shit like this makes me want to be straight. Why do gays dress and look so stupid on purpose?
>>5588136
>>5588131
>>5588093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0stgPMNHW0V
>>5588136
Yeah don't worry, I'm working on it.
>>5588131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09GsgnTMUcD
Is jupp and sp the only successful relationship on here?
I want a bf from here. Everyone says im good looking.
>>5588142
Lolol honestly I'm surprised you don't have a high pitch voice
>>5588144
Sieg heil!
>>5588116
>friends
Those are the worst, they're not even upfront enough to just say they want to be sluts
>>5588141
>implying that modern day neo-nazis aren't scum who are also classified as untermensch
>>5588171
>>5588168
idk who.
All the trips aren't my type...I want a cute little anon boy that likes me to take me away from 4chan forever.
>>5588168
the fuck is wrong with you?
you have the option to have sex with hot women yet you choose to fuck ugly faggots with terrible senses of fashion?
>make a vocal recording
>replay it
>just silence
good riddance
>>5588175
Disgusting
>>5588181
Sorry babe but I'm taken
>>5588181
Good luck m8. I haven't found a qt anon who lives within a thousand miles.
>>5588074
got this exact haircut because someone reccommended it to me on g/fur
looks pretty good on me desu
>>5588194
You live at the bottom of the ocean though
>>5588155
>Implying Juppy isn't abusive as fuck
SP is one of those battered wives who always has broken bones and black eyes from "falling down the stairs."
It's really sad.
>>5588156
Mexi had the exact same reaction when I started sending him abusive Vocaroos.
I kinda miss that hopeless cunt :[
>>5588181
what do you think about maths
>>5588184
Women are shit.
Imagine boogers autism now throw that in fifty percent of the population.
>>5588184
>you have the option to have sex with hot women
I must have missed that option, somehow.
>to fuck ugly faggots with terrible senses of fashion?
They're both cute. You also have to remember threesome math, two fives adds up to a 10/10.
Also can't tell they have terrible fashion if they're naked.
>>5588200
Where does AnnSkellington live?
>>5588200
True. I can't even find a qt dolphin.
>tfw they're avoiding me on porpoise
>>5588205
gays act just like women though. Even the masc guys like Rugby are utter shit.
Any qt anons live around Houston?
This place is a shithole for good fags
>>5588215
>All the qt dolphins laughing at your polio cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEDgSECGiU
>>5588228
living near any major city is literally begging to be surrounded constantly by the worst most stereotypical horrendous fags tbqh
t. torontofag
>>5588198
Sporting a similar haircut at the moment as well. It's slightly longer but I makes me proud of the ideals that I stand for.
>>5588206
Till you see their even tackier tats and piercings
>>5588233
Only decent person I scared off because his flakiness pissed me off.
>>5588235
>
lol fuck off polack
you look like a chubby 12 year old
