awoo~!
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Previous thread >>5581433
>>5583179
mtfg rules of engagement: you must not fire until fired upon
>Tfw HRT never got rid of my happy trail
how do I get thighs?
>>5583248
be cis
>mfw people thinking they ruin their diets by having a pizza every day
>>5583247
Never got rid of any of my hair ;~; i still have light chest hair too, same as pre hrt
POST BAD FEATURES RIGHT NOW
>>5583248
Lose a lot of weight till youre hungry skellington
gain a lot of weight while doing lower body exercises and light cardio till you'r slightly chubby
enjoy your hips and thighs and boobs
>>5583256
1st for shoulders
>>5583256
can't fit my whole body in the frame. :')
>>5583223
I'd never lie to you
>>5583248
squat thrusts and butte exercises
>>5583256
Taking photos of myself is hard
>>5583256
It would be quicker to list my good features desu
>>5583272
>tfw there is no list
>>5583256
my face
>brows
>droopy eyes
>thin lips
>rly huge nose ( mean it )
>long face
>bad hair line
>6'1'' tall
>huge gross feet
did raifu die?
>>5583272
>Bad features: doesn't awoo enough
Idk that was pretty easy
>>5583248
3D printed prostheses are getting to be pretty good-looking, although you probably don't want to cut off your legs just yet.
rare girl eating grilled cheese please don't steal
>>5583270
I do it a lot to be honest
it's very sobering
>tfw your phone dies
>>5583256
My whole face and body
>>5583247
Hrt nuked all my body hair, once my beard and pubes are done being zapped off i will be bald from the eyelashes down.
>>5583289
I'm not raifu!
>>5583292
I'm holding out for full body ones
>>5583294
did you read
>>5583256
The 'ribbon' feature, as seen in recent editions of Microsoft Office.
>>5583294
Yeah body hair is the devil hahaha
>>5583295
post more rare beepbeeps
>>5583256
>too many to fit in a full picture
>>5583306
and then once you get srs you will be just another insane redhead
>>5583328
>Implying she'll ever get srs
>>5583291
https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12
>>5583294
here u go
>>5583248
Exercise.
>>5583313
you need to have good lighting and multiple angles to get an honest evaluation of yourself
>girl who hung with me for four hours last night added me on facebook
>wonder if she saw the pick with my boobs
>>5583339
post voice
if you have a better voice than me i am going to kill myself.
>>5583347
Trip dropped,
It's really hard being so alpha that you pick up straight girls wearing a bra
>>5583323
sssshhhh
>>5583320
I'm honestly not sure what to make of caterpoller. Nobody actually goes from /pol/ to chaser to AGP to trutrans all in a matter of days, do they? This is all a charade, isn't it?
>>5583354
Surprised she was so oblivious
>>5583360
the 4 stages of denial
>>5583328
speaking of being a red head, I noticed 90% of natural red heads like me but who are cis have puffy nipples, it must be a genetic thing
I want to lick ad's soft ticklish soles
>>5583360
>implying body hair is the worst part of being trans
bby i wud have hairy legs and no gt for everyday of my life.
is caterpoller cartman?
>>5583373
>is caterpoller cartman?
basically.
except more stupid
>>5583360
>https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12
caterpoller is trutrans now?
>>5583340
BREH
>>5583340
dat butterface
>>5583373
Bullshit. I wish my body hair would just accept the fact that I dont want it anymore and stop growing back after so many times shaving it. I hate body hair so much.
>tfw huge manly nose and manly eyes
>see cis girl and her trans gf couple on chaturbate
>check it out
So this is what Faye gets to feel.
>>5583381
BRUH
>>5583385
dat jelly
caterpoller is respectfully in the polgbt thread. we need to hush
Anyone sick of being an american? Someone sponsor me so I can move to Canada.
British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Java, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESN'T KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>HOORA!
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>DOWN FOR THE COUNT
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER SHOULD'VE PRAYED... TO.. GOD!!!!!!!!!!
>flame outro to next clip
>>5583401
copy pasta?
>>5583398
They're my old man glasses tbhon.
>>5583388
tfw shave your body every 2-3rd day just to keep everything shiny and smooth-ish
im actually full of small marks of cuts especially around legs.
im gross kill me
>>5583392
memma i only see a grill in that picture
>huge nose
wew so delusional that it starts to add up into your cuteness soon.
>>5583401
you'll end up in the dtes
>>5583360
lol? I've just never liked it. I can get by with having everything trimmed. If I were in really good shape I'd go more shaved, but if you aren't using cutters and you shave it just makes you look doughy.
>>5583401
working on your standup?
>>5583388
Laser or electrolysis; intense searing bursts of fundamental particles are the only language the follicles understand.
>>5583406
>i only see a grill in that picture
Wanted to eat all 30 sleeping pills but only ate 4 with my bottle of wine
>tfw suicide the adult way
.... refinancing my student loans so my parents names arent attached
.... paying off my fiancés truck with my yearly bonus
... leaving my year old jeep with 30k left on it at the police station for reclimation.
..... hopefully carelessly lose a hand at work for ad&d payout or my fiance
....go skydiving atleast once
....tell everyone i hate at work to fuck off, i won the lottery, walk out
.... off myself that evening, falling asleep, never to wake parked in a ditch on a side road with some kind of edgy note written in waterproof ink i safety pinned to my horrible forehead.
>lifegoals
>>5583403
No, just an observation I made. My mom is watching animal planet and the most retarded insect "documentary" is on.
>>5583409
You might consider waxing instead.
>>5583419
That sounds really painful and like a lot of work to be honest. Maybe one day though. How long does waxing last? A couple of months right?
>>5583419
>Get legs waxed
>Tfw leg hairs super visable in 4 days still
I just want something that lasts so I dont have to do this every single day.
>>5583424
More like two weeks or so, if I recall correctly.
>>5583418
>No, just an observation I made.
>>5583424
so when did you start hrt cartman?
>>5583428
i fucking knew it, thanks anon :3
>>5583418
>>>/v/324454516
uh huh.
>>5583424
>months right?
no. underarms maybe, hair is strangely weak there and often never grows back as thick again. elsewhere you will be plucking new hairs within weeks
>>5583428
Its still true though.
>>5583425
The only permanent approach is to destroy the follicle in such a way that it can't regenerate, sadly. You choices are laser, electrolysis, IPL, or branding iron.
>>5583440
Sure,
still shows what a manipulative liar you are though.
hey whats up fags
>>5583436
I actually just got it from /b/ right now.
>>5583443
You must be mistaken, we're all str8 grills.
what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls? all the trans girls i've tried to hit on call me a chaser. you do realize that completely straight guys won't fall for you right?
>>5583455
>what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls?
Become a tranny
>>5583455
>>5583455
Be attractive and lose the sense of entitlement
>>5583455
Would you date someone that still needs lots of work?
>>5583463
Kayla, the work you need isn't even related to your gender dysphoria.
>>5583455
I'm pretty sure the chaser thing is the exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls, the trans girl equivalent of the "nice guy".
>delusional feminist women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards
>delusional trans women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards
>>5583443
idk, there was that well known trans woman that killed herself a few days ago. pretty end times for my piddly gen. she had aids, but i have no idea if anyone expected it. grim and sad. people are really smart and seem resilient and then it's like: oh shit
>>5583471
uh yeah it is, I am nowhere near ready to live as a girl and its killing me
>>5583474
Do you ever shut the fuck up
Every post you make is wrong
>tfw ww3 will never happen
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves
>>5583475
yea. if im a hon and cant get a bf im killing myself too :3c
>>5583481
>exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls
yeah this was trying a bit too hard
>>5583401
>Wanting to live in the must cucked muslim loving country ever
You should just move there Kayla. I hope you get stoned to death by dirty brown people.
>>5583490
yeah take your /pol/ shit elsewhere, i live here and its probably one of the better countries to be trans in
>>5583490
I thought the only stoning in canada is going on in elanna's room with a bong
>>5583476
Being a habitually lying sociopath with daddy issues and more than likely a clepto(wouldnt surprise me)
Has nothing to do with gender dysphoria
>>5583485
she had one last i knew. she wasn't a hon.
>>5583484
WITNESS ME
>>5583488
Oh! Sorry. I should have said cis. My bad. :)
>>5583484
what in the world makes u think
>tfw ww3 will never happen
would lead to
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves
?
>>5583505
i didn't notice. you corrected yourself before i did. i know i'm on 4chan
I made a really tasty stir fry for dinner
Both my parents seemed to enjoy it and asked me to write down the recipe I made up
>>5583494
Ok I liked that one you got me
>>5583513
what'cha make?
>>5583518
Well I made it up but it was spicy, tangy, and sweet and really well balanced
>>5582500
>awoo edition
lets do it
>>5583513
ah that sounds good abt now ty. bean curd, tofu, and soya stirfry i should secure for myself immediately
>>5583529
what are we doing
what kinds of tips or advice would you give to someone who's never had a threesome before?
>>5583312
this so much
>getting old
not even once
>>5583520
y?
trans will be allowed in the military soon and not every cis person would go to fight and it's not like we'd be any less vulnerable to abuse and discrimination if society collapsed, quite the opposite
>>5583528
what'd u put in it?
>>5583535
make sure to include everyone and not let it turn to two rlly going at it with a third left out, communicate, relaxx
>>5583540
i can't awoo.
>>5583535
Woa for real?
Grats maddie !!
Hope u have fun <3
>>5583542
>>getting old
>not even once
xo jane it happened to me:
guess i'm glad i never had the fuller cheeks i always wanted
>>5583550
if you ever awooed in my ear i would get some confused feelings in my body.
>>5583550
Awooo ~~ !
>>5583542
That's what happens when you quit being batman. Its a curse.
>tfw thinking about Ricky.
>>5583568
he always had a gaunt shitty thin-skinned face
>>5583573
He used to be hot
>>5583484
>tfw ww3 will never happen
keep living in that bubble with mommy
>tfw got warned for posting guro
Thanks butthurt anon. I need to get my service provider to make my IP renewable and avoid bans.
You win for now you faggot.
>>5583529
https://clyp.it/qt3jxrvn
awoo
>>5583579
good fuck off back to /d/ you insufferable guro faggots
>>5583585
>fuck off
Make me. I'll be here everyday for the rest of 4chan's life you shitstain.
>>5583579
Dont be upset Ricky gf. Want me to cut >>558358 ? Would that make you feel better?
>>5583579
was it the tummy pic?
>>5583545
>>5583542
men age like shit
>>5583583
is that completely silent
>>5583596
>tfw no yandere gf to stab anon's eyes out
>>5583598
It was the boy who was playing with his intestines and had no legs.
>All these uncertain and insincere awoos being posted
Put some effort into it! Make me believe you are an awoo!
>>5583600
digits every time like what the fuck bb.
>>5583600
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
>>5583599
did u serve it with any like vegetable-sides or anything
>>5583609
hows mine?
https://clyp.it/b4cgm3s2
>>5583585
Guro, like loli, shota and fur, isn't allowed on /d/ either, technically; /b/ only.
>>5583617
>I don't like it
I didn't expect a tasteless person like you to like it
>>5583616
I served it on chicken and bell peppers with rice noodles
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dSmSMNcrcX
>>5583620
I wish I had your vocal power
like, I just can't do much more than speak in my girlvoice and I have zero range in it
https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
so flat ;~;
wow. i am a god damned faggot. so, my phone, it works.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vCrkAA4QLT
I don't get it. Is this some kind of furry thing?
puush/mDBxF.wav
>>5583629
Teach my your voice secrets
>>5583628
>https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
HAHA that is soo Australian
don't beat yourself up over it you have a good voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031VKqINEp9 top kek
>>5583629
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK
cis girls leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5583632
take your pills, sound like a dumb bitch
>>5583628
HOLY SHIT THATS SO AUSTRALIAN. cuteeeeeeee!
>>5583639
your voice sounds exactly the same
>>5583637
>remy STILL won't step on your dick
why live
>>5583646
Bull fucking shit it does, did you hear how crisp and clean her voice is. I will never get to that pitch. Stuff like that really makes me doubt if I could ever do transition right.
>>5583651
a 2am awoo in a non existant girlvoice
>>5583629
wtf so cis. here i am over here with the worst man voice ever...
>>5583617
i wish tripfu would choose me. rip.
>>5583603
>>5583609
S-sorry
https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4
>>5583620
That's a very powerful awoo
wish I could do that but my mom would hear t b h
>>5583629
Soooo good wah
>>5583656
Post voice pls. Let us all have a good laugh.
spit on me
>>5583461
okay. are you dating anyone right now? let's grab coffee
>>5583665
Eat my cooking and I'll spit inside you
>>5583666
I think you must be into shaking&baking.
>>5583656
No, faye has the man voice
https://clyp.it/wbsz24t4
>>5583664
no thanks anon
>>5583669
its ok i'll get over it. i think you sound fine. i wish i was there now so i could hear you all night.
>>5583627
>>5583660
Super cute.
Heres a head pat.
>>5583666
>tfw Satan will never ask u out
>>5583678
HASHAHA okay im not that bad
>>5583678
>tfw no pre transition faye bf
are we posting man voices now??
>>5583678
oh it's kayla trashing other people again. that's a little rich
>>5583440
It's pathetic, that's what it is. Your dumbass still thinks it's possible to fool us when your replies are like half a page up. I'm asking this as a serious question, are you mentally retarded?
An hero vs Make America Great Again, which one should I choose?
>Tfw super hon and don't know how to into a passing voice
>>5583701
Probably stir fry unless you asked for something in particular
>tfw finally manage to gather the courage to talk to that girl you visited and did ~erotic~ things with
>Thought she wouldnt reply or it would be awkward because when you visited her you were an ugly awkward mess
>its not
Why do i let people torture me like this. I just shouldnt date, every time i like people it fucks me up and fucks my entire life up.
>>5583682
Thats lewd. I dont make sounds after 10.
>>5583704
Vote for Trump. Make America Great Again.
>>5583676
I'm into Mooff
>>5583708
sure thing. i'm kind of fussy with ingredients but i am sure we can work something out. how exactly do you intend to spit inside me anyways? i don't understand the logistics.
>>5583711
Can I an hero after?
>>5583653
i think if you produced what you did in your awoo, you at least have range to work with. it was hard to tell how loud/close to mic you were and tell for sure what your voice typically sounds like but you're prob fine. i've been transitioned a long time.
>>5583713
I can include a nonzero amount of saliva in the sauce if that's your fetish
>tfw ur voice is andro and confusing and shitty and inconsistent so you get gendered male over the phone and female in person
>>5583709
i just meant talking. sorry. i'll shut up.
>>5583722
sounds good to me. how can i repay you for your indulgence?
>>5583719
>What's stir fry o-o
>>What's stir fry o-o
>>>What's stir fry o-o
>>5583723
At least you get genered female at all
>>5583715
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4
implying i have the energy to do that.
>do it louder
i'm not ready to make a mockery of myself just yet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s140J19Lk2t9
>>5583697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b8DLsp6ott
>>5583723
iktf
>>5583731
Pay for the food and provide me with emotional intimacy
1st for my voice makes me wanna cry
>>5583735
>>5583686
>tfw no one to pat you on the head and call you a good girl
>>5583736
Ricky bb omg let me hugbox you for a second and say your voice is the cutest and just made me smile.
>>5583736
Oh Ricky and to think I almost went to sleep.
>>5583735
Just say "everything's shit". And you should get used to mockery.
>tfw extremely manly and no chance at passing ever
>>5583714
If you must. <3
>>5583744
i know. dubs and depressing messages is a meme now apparently. i wish i could reprogram my brain.
>>5583741
i wish i could take you up on the offer but i can't provide. sorry.
>>5583742
>tfw you have the manliest voice among the people here
>>5583747
Ofcourse baby, you need a manly man in your life. I can be that guy for you.
>>5583750
>going to sleep this early
don't be a normie
also I'm stealing that gif of Brad
>>5583755
I'm a dirty foreigner but the chicks love my accent
>>5583758
what's wrong with it?
>Tfw ugly
>Tfw bad voice
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JurXm5gyMj
Life is suffering
>>5583762
>wrong
nothing wrong at all, im just a huge fan of euro accents
>>5583758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ozb5xf7sB
Hell, I'm just lurking, but this thread has made me love you all.
>>5583772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uOmsJC1c7H
>>5583767
and i worship you. i had no idea you approved of the image meme. let's make out and watch American Psycho together.
>>5583762
W-Whats your steam Ricky? So I can tell you how manly I think you are. Maybe.
>>5583782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YtaTC9K0S
>imagining yourself in a wedding dress
>>5583784
http://steamcommunity.com/id/poisoncourtesan/
>>5583769
I hate them myself but whatever rocks your boat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5583795
i never got to see machinist I've been extremely curious since i watched American Psycho. can we snuggle and watch it pls. i would revoke my shitposting license to hug you
>>5583790
no more manvoice posting for me sorry anon
>>5583799
T-Thanks. I'll add you later because I've been playing a game for a bit and wouldnt be able to give you my full attention ;~;
>>5583793
>imagining myself in a wedding dress
>>5583795
Sorry for transliterating a quirk of speech. I'll show myself out.
How girls play dnd
>>5583812
>bad voice makes it really hard to feel cute
iktf
I am glad I don't use my tranny voice ever
I'm just a cute mute boy instead!
>>5583810
Glad you think so c:
>>5583814
take your time bb
>>5583808
Sure. Its a great movie. I watched it on my first date with a boy tho and now i have like embarrassing memories because he tried to hold my hand and i freaked out and then my mom yelled at me for bringing a stranger to the house and ugghhh it was a bad day.
>>5583818
Nahdude it was cute, i think I'm only going to say hell now.
>>5583821
DnD is gay and you should feel gay.
>>5583828
welp guess i'm not holding hands during it then whoops
hell
https://clyp.it/ca4gh1jz
>>5583793
I could marriage my best friend...
welp i think i ruined my life senpai. i quit transition at 25 and i did have a chance now i don't there is nothing i can do to turn back that mistake its the hon years from now on. i didn't look terrible after five months.
>>5583827
not easy when you like being social @_@
maybe i should just practice while family is home and feel like shit
l-lol im usually fine too its just whenever im reminded of it its so bad
i know i can fix it too so i shouldnt be so sad but sucks still
>>5583835
Dick move!
>>5583793
>imagining myself in any dress ever
No thanks, I'd rather not look like a clown.
>>5583697
https://clyp.it/mfwupaxu
