Only potht in thith thread if you're 100% mathc
old: >>5578816
>>5580902
>tfw masc
>>5580905
D-did you like my drawing, bully-kun
I drew it just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NiWz3wbI-s
do not watch this video if you don't want cancer
i thought this general was about maths at first and got all excited
>>5580902
That pic explains so much about you guys/gals
>tfw no masc bf
>>5580915
I'm excited to see which one of them gets AIDS first.
>get message from blank profile
>33 year old guy, discreet, wants to fool around.
>requesting proof of id
>if it comes through and checks out, seems fine
I feel bad for considering it but I'm also horny....
>>5580942
>implying the twink doesn't already have it and has already given it to the top because 'lel we can't get pregnant!'
>>5580942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kxtSgslT2s
they're actually post-ironic as fuck
love it
>>5580911
Yes, I liked it so much that I drew a part 2.
>>5580963
>That guy with almost visible tone
>jock
Surely that is an exaggeration?
And they've been dating for under 2 years and still act like a a newly married couple.
I thought people were supposed to leave the honeymoon phase once the relationship matured?
>>5580973
D'AAAWWW
You know, i don't deny how superficially creepy and fucked up this is but that made me warm and fuzzy inside
ilu bully-kun <3
>>5580981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nwal9pFltH
>>5580975
>relationship matured
They're like 14 and a half, going to take some time before that actually happens.
>>5580973
>Circe.png
never change, bully-kun
never change
>>5580905
What emotion is he trying to convey?
>>5581006
"Hurr"
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uRuM0YK.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>5581006
genghis khan
>>5581016
All those sound bites are from Drawn Together.
>>5581006
That is a happy, but kind of awkward Kleppe. Maybe a little confused.
The type of face some people make when they're asked to smile for a camera.
It's my favorite picture ever.
>>5580902
>no upper arm muscle mass
>ring
>gay face
>t shirt
The irony is 2subtle4me
>tfw hes a fitty but his instagram is full of him pics of him looking like a faggot and duckfacing
every F U C K I N G time
>>5580916
We're actually quite a clever general. Most of the fags here have degrees in respectable subjects from respectable universities.
>>5581070
annm, should I make eggs for breakfast
>>5581075
>preeing people on Insta
15 year old white girl much?
>>5581082
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>5580931
hi honey there are plenty of sexy manly men to take care of us cute femboys LOL :) Go get them, tigre.
>tfw no bf
>>5580598
>>5581083
Yes. And bacon and french toast. And sausage. And maybe has browns.
Ham is pretty good too.
>>5581110
wah, oh no, i'm a vegetarian
also that's way too much food geeze
>>5581082
Pffffthaha. Good one anon.
>>5581086
you can link tinder to insta profiles if you have one.
i dont have an instagram account im too self-conscious for that shit. t b h i was even going to delete my fb and start just using twitter for my social media-ing but friends/family started texting me asking why i deleted my profile so w/e fuck it.
I need to figure out a way to stop eating as much food as much as I do.
>tfw fem
But seriously im going to boot camp tomorrow. Thanks for allowing me a place to feel kind of pretty and giving me a place to shitpost. This place needs mods. Im probably never going to go back to lgbt ever in the future since im straight but enjoy life everyone.
>>5581137
Enjoy getting fucked gayboi
>>5581137
have fun sucking dick in the navy
>>5581137
Take care of yourself you magnificent bastard, see you in hell.
>>5581137
PLEASE be 5652, Hitler, Booger, Niq, Swede or Circe
>>5580902
>Mathc4match
ok I've been meaning to ask this for a while
what the fuck is Mathc
>>5581154
>feeding attention whores
Please end yourself
>>5581137
How many times have you claimed to be leaving?
>>5581161
-_-
it's you bb
I have to go now
Don't miss me gg, I'll be back in 3 hours at most
Have a look at my Funk band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=andy1OOwb2g
>tfw fem4fem
>>5581188
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5581187
it sounds like you guys need to tell your drummer to have more fun
>>5581192
But thank you anyways, you gave me some lifting advice a few days ago.
>>5581197
Why lift if you're fem4fem? Unless it's for butt gains.
>>5581199
I mean, that why I lift, for sure
Did anyone here have any experience with gay gaming events/clubs or stuff like this?
Did the guys you meet look like pic related?
>>5581199
Cardio, legs, abs, butt.
>>5581204
>going to gay events
It's like you want to be animals in a zoo.
>>5581154
What?
>>5581214
*british accent* W-what?
>>5581214
where else would meet people with similar interests?
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo
>>5581233
>hide comment
*read this in trump's voice*
Bye Bye!
>>5581236
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbt
>>5581229
there's this really cool thing called the world wide web
check it out some time they even have it on telephones too
>>5581242
YEAH LETS MEET ON GOOGLE AT 3PM
RIGHT?
COOL!
>>5581244
im down
but first
dick has to be smaller than 6
>>5581239
Get him out of here! Get out!
Don't give him his coat, mail it to him.
Bye bye!
>>5581251
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbqh
>>5581249
uhmm why if I may ask?
>>5581259
so uhm i was at the jobcentre earlier and this faggot kept staring at me
brur im not going to fuck you like wtf are u doing
>>5580905
iktf, does gaygen think I'm cute?
http://i.imgur.com/GhwvbKb.jpg
ok i poached two eggs also i smooshed a tiny tomato all over a corn tortilla and then toasted it
p good
>>5581273
hey, whatever you doing in here
also yes
>>5581262
Big dicks are overrated tbqh, I enjoy deepthroating, not getting my lungs scraped
>>5581269
he thought you were cute, 5652
>>5581279
>hey, whatever you doing in here
just bored and sad and lurking various threads to procrastinate homework
>>5581273
you are very cute, pic related is me
wanna meet somewhere?
>>5581292
are you a dwarf?
>tfw no cutey bf that I make laugh with my shenanigans that enjoys the big solid 5.5 inch honker
>tfw will only be fucking 9out of 10 women constantly for the next four years.
>>5581283
yeah i know ewh right
>>5581292
hi gimli
>>5581286
have you been having gender feels?
>>5581269
probably because you look like you would suck a dick any second
>>5581280
i think my dick is exactly 6 in
>>5581300
Don't be a btich. Uggos are people too.
>>5581314
>I'm just sad cause I still look masc
I definetly like how you look right now or whatever you are going to look like in the future.
I'm bisexual and you are very very pretty.
>>5580915
Fags should be thrown straight outta helicopters.
>>5581319
;_;
You dont know how much feels I'm feeling.
>I will never have a cute guy like 5652
FUCK MY LIFE UP SEEENPAIII
>>5580593
>tfw never left the second panel
Still can cum hands free, I wonder what's the magical secret.
>>5581273
Get jaw reduction and you won't look masc anymore. Oh, and take better care of your eyes.
It doesn't matter what gender you are on the outside...
It only matters how you feel on the inside....
Trannies seriously think this.
>>5581330
stop reposting that reddit fag
>>5581335
kinda seemed appropiate though
>>5581322
>>5580915
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbqh
>>5581343
>he looked like sludgepuppy if sludgepuppy wasnt white trash
>>5581311
true
>>5581343
>an actual druggie calling sludge white trash.
>>5581269
what if that faggot also said the same thing but instead of posting to gg he posted to reddit
spooky
I'm probably going to be forever alone because I'll never come out
>>5581364
just find a wife to marry. problem solved.
>>5581364
I had more dates when I was in the closet
;_;
The valuable new closet virgin is now just yet another city dump slut
>>5581383
I thought sludge lived in one of those bougei normalized housing blocks where all the houses look the same
>>5581329
Circe, why do so many trannies seem to lurk /gg/? Are they really not trannies and are just gay men or something? It seems like they really wouldn't be interested in /gg/ but they always seems to be here in the shadows.
>I'm assuming here that not a lot of gays lurk /mtfg/ but I could be wrong on this.
I just don't see the appeal for them. You got a theory?
>>5581383
I just love sludgey and my white knight comes out and overbearing daddyness to protect tbqh.
>>5581400
I'm the person who posted that pic, not a gay man and I've only been in gaygen once or twice before. I just clicked on it today because I thought the OP pic was funny.
>>5581400
\(O.o)/
really dunno, desu
maybe it's the hot guys, and then it'd only be the straight ones
i didn't even browse here at all until i started having genderfluid feels
and then still only really until like almost a year later after i started having them
It's kind of really awkward to see them here, too, since I always get scared the angry anons are gonna shout at me for being fem again
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbqh
>>5581343
>>5581383
>>5581332
i'd like to get a chin implant someday if i ever get any money
>>5581401
:')
>tfw no sp x senpai power couple
>tfw gay
>tfw enjoy sniffing straight man poo tbvh
I'm pretty sure all those masc4masc shirts are ironic what with the rainbows and such.
However many guys will claim they're masc when they're just average dudes. Just because you're not on drag race doesn't make you masc by default
>>5581414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyLb4W2cKC
>>5581437
Don't get surgery, Puppers! Love yourself!
>>5580915
Gays were killed in the holocaust for a reason.
>>5581449
i have no chin
>>5581380
>The valuable new closet virgin is now just yet another city dump slut
I found your post rather depressing tbqh. No need to be a city dump slut, anon.
>>5581408
Pretty sure I've seen that pic, as well as others of the same person posted here before. Just assumed that somebody would lurk a whole lot more before they would come into a general and just start posting pics of themselves right off the bat.
>>5581414
Recently searched the archive for some info about a namefag in gaygen to make sure what I was about to them hadn't already been answered. Lotta hits from /mtfg/ where the ladies were basically talking about shit this person had done in gaygen. Not that it really matters but it seemed to prove that trannies lurk here on the regular.
>>5581461
Get over it cunt
>>5581461
white trash genetics
>>5581463
Man, i dunno, i can't be bothered to have ears for that noise
even when i hang out in mtfg, i don't pay attention to the drama
>>5581463
>I found your post rather depressing tbqh
tbqh it can get more depressing, but I think I have a enjoy-making-others-temporarily-depressed-for-laughs fetish
>>5581463
>Pretty sure I've seen that pic
I just took that today so I doubt it, I posted a pic in here once before asking the same question lol
If you've seen my pic posted here any other times though then it wasn't me.
>assumed that somebody would lurk a whole lot more before they would come into a general and just start posting pics of themselves right off the bat
meh I've posted myself on this site enough anyways it isn't gonna make much of a difference
>>5581449
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyLb4W2cKC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWra6xWwEk
>>5581463
Who is the person?
>>5581476
You kinda missed my point. Yes, drama is silly. Just was explaining one of the reasons why I thought /gg/ has tranny lurkers. Thought you could help enlighten me but you don't know either.
>>5581500
I think there's more lurking because when maki and booger left even though they left at different times they both caused a huge ruckus when they were there. I think most of the mtfs just keep tabs on them.
>>5581461
That is part of the magic that is you, sludgepoopy!
>>5581458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YkoJ39cy0S
>>5581505
ah ok, fair point taken.
>>5581461
You can have some of mine, I've plenty to go around
>>5581512
I'm adding five pounds to my squat today
maybe more if it feels doable
wish me luck, bully-kun
>>5581518
Whatwere you looking for?
I have twenty minutes to spare and used to regulat both of them.
>>5581541
Whats your 1rm?
>tfw yesterdays squat PR of 110kg means that I now squat only 10kg less than I deadlift
What do you think about my haircut, gaygen?
>>5581548
I think it looks dumb, but tbf my usually close-cropped hair is beginning to go fucking Super Saiyan so maybe i can't judge.
>>5581546
Whats your total?
>>5581562
295kg :(
deadlift should PR by 5kg and bench should PR by 2.5 though, so by the end of today if all goes well I will have broken the big 3-hunner.
>>5581544
I already asked him and he answered and it hadn't been answered before. Not going say who or what it was because it's not important now.
>>5581541
I can't imagine you lifting at all.
Please take Steroids, so you can look like an even sillier version of Red.
>>5581583
Why dont you write a fan letter to kleppe?
He might like it
>circe 2 years from now
>>5581581
O ok.
I love you anon.
>>5581572
ah nice 305kg here man. I need to work on my bench desu its pretty fucking shit.
>>5581589
Can't be worse than mine, its 65kg for a ONE REP MAX.
>tfw took me 7 months to bench 1pl8
>>5581584
His idea of a fanletter would probably be mailing his blood and hair alongside a message of "now a piece of me is with you forever" or some other weird stalker shit
>>5580902
its always the most pos looking homo that wears those XDmasc4masc shirts. so thirsty for that masc dick and angry that he keeps getting denied.
>>5581273
cut your hair and hit the gym
>>5581594
I've only been lifting for 7 months. But yeah i started at like 40kg bench for 5 reps and went up to 65k in about 4 months rest of my time has been fucking around and not grinding hard enough. Going full hard core mode now tho and just pushing myself every day, my whole body aces and hurts non stop but it feels worth
>>5581613
Well, I feel better about my lifts knowing you started from 40. I was anorexic when i started and had to bench 22.5kg at first lol
and yeah, plataeuing is a bitch - good to see youre pushing past it though!
good luck!
>>5581625
>tfw straight acting and closeted
>tfw no bf
its a shit idea. flamers have much more fun.
>>5581584
I should teach myself Norwegian and write a really childish letter.
B-but he'd probably laugh at me.
>>5581636
spooky
I just posted this pic on polgbt
Are you stalking me?
>>5581636
it's not like he wouldn't do that in the first place
>>5581631
It was supposed to be a joke. I blew it by uploading the wrong damned photo.
>>5581642
4chan sometimes mixes up thumbnails.
>>5581636
Or write it in English, and then attach a Norweigan translation with the disclaimer that Norweigan is not your native language so he understands any typographical errors.
post qt guys pls
>>5581653
what type of guys do you like?
>>5581654
fems so basicalyl the opposite of what you posted
>>5581649
or kidnap him so you have your very own kleppe forever
>>5581649
B-but I want to impress him.
I'm not going to do it anyway, that's silly. Stop trying to make me do silly things, Juppy suggested the same thing a couple of days ago.
Learning Norwegian could still be fun though, guess I'll pay /int/ a visit later.
>>5581653
>can't say it's not cute
>>5581673
look at his smug face man
>>5581673
oh fuck off
>>5581673
disgusting
>>5581653
>>5581654
No, keep posting guys like this.
>>5581654
every
single
college
guy
>>5581663
Why not leash him?
Then he's yours forever.
Don't forget to feed him.
Actually never mind the last part.
>>5581751
kleppe puts the lotion on his skin etc.
>>5581751
>>5581756
You people are cruel.
>>5581784
I want to turn you into a Circé-Red hybrid.
It'll be like those funny photo things, where you stick your head through a hole and it looks like you have some buff dude's body.
>>5581822
>cruel
We just want you to be happy. Is that such a cruel thing?
Sure it's at the cost of someone's freedom, but that's just some minor trivialities you shouldn't be concerned about.
It's no big deal, I swear.
>>5581822
Red?
As in Dread-Revolver?
Is he buff, i actually have no idea what he looks like
Also, you know, I have to admit I really disliked the way your modelfu looked for a long time but he's more than started growing on me.
He's pretty doofy-cute.
>>5581586
Holy shit
>>5581657
here he is
>>5581895
Someone paste circe's headbon that body
>>5581885
>tfw no RDR bf ever forever
Sup fags,
Hoping someone can help a fellow anon out with Grindr struggles.
Only recently started using it, got into a conversation with a great guy, but now it's fucking gone. I'd favorited him and everything, but the chat's gone. I can search for his name and find his picture, which I think means he didn't block me, but when I click on the chat-icon nothing happens. Did he block me? I heard Grindr's pretty shitty tech-wise sometimes, is this one of those times?
>>5581912
statistically, best way to get a qt muscleboi bf is to be a qtmuscle boi
hit the gym senpai
>>5581885
>>5581654
Quick question for any qt twinks
I'm 22 and a masc powerlifter, body looks pretty identical except more defined quads
I'm not into the gay scene at all, but would that type of body be considered attractive to your average twink or do they prefer ripped ambercrombie looking guys with abs?
Is that type of body encroaching on bear territory?
Thanks
i really shouldn't have done that
wow i feel gross
>>5581919
he blocked you
I'm sorry, anon. Happened to me, too, when I somehow fucked our date up.
>>5581919
I'm sorry, anon.
>>5581972
Did you fuck it up by being a whiny avatar fag?
>>5581958
I'm same age as you, still half-twinkish.
Do you remember that one pic on /fit/ what kind of body you prefer? It was like a fantasy silent hill type humanoid monster, one very lean and ripped as fuck the other bearmode.
I prefer the first one as goal body for myself.
Depending on how muscular I am I prefer less relative smaller and less ripped guys as me. So right now its twinkerinos.
>>5581984
scarf and shoes is 22?
>>5581981
I don't know, but you can look it up in the archive by searching either of those images.
I still feel sad about it, anon.
>>5582005
i'm 27, mate.
Regional walked my area at work today and congratulated me on the massive turnaround from the manager that I replaced from last year. \o/
feelsgoodman
>>5581958
depends on the twink desu, i like masc guys
>>5582005
i didnt make that post, im not 22
>tfw just got molested by a weird fat indian
was not as sexy as i had been led to believe being molested would be
>>5582067
no one is ever molested by the people they want to be molested by tbqhhh
>>5582067
>molesting
>sexy
check your privilege
>>5582067
A guy who was probably homeless rubbed my inner thigh on the subway. It was definitely sexy
>>5582084
was that the only human contact for you this year?
i went to go make more eggs and one of the eggs just straight up smooshed in my fingers when i tried to pick it up
Gross.
can we go back to when apps and dating sites didn't exist but leave everything else the same, that would be nice don't you think? To be hit on in real life, or at least cat called by cuties instead of the most hideous of monstrosities.
>>5582109
>to be hit on
App or not, I would love it if that happened. I'm one who always ends up having to make the first move.
>>5581969
i took progress pics today for the first time
i'm entering JUST territory on my body
how was your day gaygen?
i lost my sugar daddy today :(
i just pooped three poos
>>5582149
like at once?
>>5582148
I AM GOING OUT TO GET SOME HOT CHEETERINOS TODAY AND THEN IM GOING TO WATCH SOME CYBERPUNK ANIME!!!
WHO NEEDS A QT BF? HAHAA NOT ME HAAHA!
>>5582143
lets see it!!
i love progress pics
>>5582162
no i mean these were the "before" pics
>>5582158
any recomendations? i havent seen anime in a long time
>>5582153
yes tbqh
but they smell good bc i'm a cute fem twink
>>5582136
I stopped trying to initiate. I'll still get compliments on apps, but it'll be from people in other countries, or they're hideous, or the convo dies when I reply.
Shit's fucked.
ok i put my trip on now what
>>5582109
Dude the closest I got to a good bf was a guy who goes to a college ages away and lives 10 km away, I'm happy to have dating apps
>>5582181
idk
leave i guess
>>5582181
post boycunt
>>5582148
>how was your day
Boring and unproductive.
Didn't lift, didn't study, didn't execute order 66.
>>5582170
Texhnolyze
Serial Experiments Lain
Ergo Proxy
Ghost in the Shell: SAC 1st Gig
Mardock Scramble
Appleseed and then Appleseed Saga Ex Machina
Armitage III
>>5582188
well this sure was a waste of time byebye
>>5582067
Do tell...
>>5580915
The poor doge at 2:37 is probably trying to bark till death to escape the fag train.
>>5580963
This one gave me less cancer.
>>5582193
have you seen psycho pass yet?
>>5582181
post face, otherwise there is no point
>>5582194
NO DAC DONT GO
I-I THINK I LOVE YOU
>>5582199
I have. It's good. I liked the movie that came out last year too. But the stuff I listed above is what inspired Psycho-Pass and they do a better job as an anime imho.
>>5582186
hows your stalker doing?
>>5582212
Lain was my spirit anime in highschool
>>5582209
its too late
this meme is OVER
>>5582220
Seikon no Qwaser was mine.
>>5582194
>tfw no dac gf
who knows this feel?
>>5582220
Yeah Lain is honestly a masterpiece.
I'm surprised it isn't a bigger meme on 4chan like Neon Genesis Evangelion is.
Watching Lain is like looking at an MC Escher art piece. Truly one of the greatest anime of all time. Yoshitoshi ABe and Chiaka Konaka are both geniuses. You should check out Haibane Renmei if you haven't already. Same creators. Same amazing quality of anime imho.
>>5582232
I only ever attach two photos at most. People are too demanding tbqh
>freezing temperatures
>get changed
>never really looked at my dick when i'm 100% soft
>it's 2, maybe 3 inches
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>5582215
Which one
There's the creepy ex bf that messages me somehow every couple of months
>>5582250
The one that's always shitposting here
>>5582241
>tfw anything short of absolute perfection = fuggo
>>5582247
>small flaccid dick
That's called efficiency anon.
>>5582248
Yeah, I'm sure it's overrated. I'm just in it more for the self-esteem boost I so desperately need,
>>5582259
He's doing swell and he's pretty cute
So I'm chuffed
>>5582266
Too small, it was standing slightly on its own, and not because i was erect. It's a sad feel
>>5582247
>freezing canada
>hands are always cold even in the summer
>can't give handjobs because I just freeze dicks
when do I get to the chapter of my life where I control these ice powers
>>5582283
post pics
>>5582288
Just don't use lube.
Friction generates heat.
>>5582248
How DARE you.
I'm going to hire even more strange men to follow you around on the streets and harass you.
I just liked silly ecchi anime, because that's what anime is supposed to be.
>>5582289
Too late i got myself hard because i was insecure
