Where were you when this Swedish terrorist group declared war on heterosexuality?
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>>5574800
first for first
this thread is much better
>>5575742
good no otherkin /trash/
>>5575776
Way better without that other kin...
And manly men... Gawd, I'd lick the fur off that belly
>tfw no ragtime bf
skip to 2:38 if you have a short attention span
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZMroQOtS_U
>fetish: edging neets
>problem: can't find neets because they're at home all the time or if they do go out it's just to a specific location and not to socialize
end my life
>>5575808
hello
>>5575812
adele now is not the time
>>5575808
break into their home and edge them whether they want it or not.
>>5575823
Technically that is possible because they'll just be too shy to refuse, and they were going to want to some filipino cartoons anyways...
>>5575808
>Tfw NEET
>Tfw nobody ever hits on me, maybe because i never go outside, but i suspect it might be because im just unattractive
So a joke of sorts between Leary and Ginsberg about LSD curing Ginsberg's homosexuality recently led me into some of the papers released some years ago and it seems some of the CIAs brainwashing projects a la mkultra involved turning people gay through the use of psychotropic drugs. This leads me to think the opposite can also be done, that is conversion therapy without christianity or praying the gay away.
>>5575742
I wasn't alive
:c
>>5575834
if no one ever hits on you it's safe to assume you are unattractive.
>>5575847
Thats what I thought.
but I am also closeted and talk to maybe 10 people a week, so idk. my therapist tells me not to worry about it so much but.....
I can't get tinder or grindr cause windows phone.
How else can I meet guys in the UK whose dicks I can suck??
>>5575859
Bluestacks you dumb fuck
>>5575857
It's not like people can see if you are closeted or not, unless you are a flamer in which case your closet would be a glass closet and there wouldn't be any point in coming out.
If neither men or women have hit on you you are not attractive.
Source: personal experience in not being hit on
>>5575834
Probably the former, the less likely you are the lower your chances of being hit on are. I would get hit on all the time when I was (forced basically) to be outside majority of the day - even though I'm average or less.
>>5575836
Sounds like hypnosis but with prolonged effects due to placebo tbqh. Darren Brown plays with this concept in regards to religion - he makes atheists 'believe' until he ruins the magic behind it all by explaining it to them and they break down.
>>5575859
First step, buy a real phone. I didn't even know Windows phones were supported still.
tfw not being pounded by a hunky bear to abba :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZG3DTKtOSw&list=PLI0clm_SPiTYVZg7Sxnh9_pMSFWyUxbdo&index=11
>>5575834
get a job lazy fuck!
>>5575868
It is basically mindbreaking, yes. They were really looking into weaponizing homosexuality true many different methods.
>>5575875
im a nigger
>make really funny joke to guy on Grindr based on his profile
>he laughs and says it's amazing
>stops chatting after I reply
>>5575875
susan is the cutest and most adorable person on gaygen tbqvh ravioli
>>5575875
beehive stung me desu
>>5575877
>being hit on
Someone talking to you just to get closer, sometimes compliments are involved (although this is NOT the only factor, as people do compliment others they're not attracted to), but typically an exchange of personal information happens.
So, someone saying "nice shoes buddy" isn't considered being hit on. Someone talking to you for more than 3 minutes, you exchange names, he sits next to you on the bus, asks for your number, and you think you're going to be dead but he just gets off the bus peacefully - that's being hit on.
>>5575910
oh
does that happen to normal people then?
do you live in England too?
>>5575918
>normal people
Being hit on? Yeah. Happens in different ways I suppose.
>England
Nope, Canada. The cold is my home.
>>5575934
Right. I dont think I have ever talked to or been talked to by a stranger in my whole life except for shopkeepers and stuff.
>>5575934
the cold is our lover, the cold is our friend, the cold will always be there even in the end
>>5575867
Otherkin is the same thing as Furry culture. That belongs in /trash/ and furry is against the /lgbt/ rules
>>5575948
Well maybe you were too oblivious to catch on to when people did hit on you. Friend who I consider pretty mediocre looking tbqh was hit on somewhat, but if you asked him he would just say "lol? who would ever hit on me" completely oblivious.
>>5575953
>yellow lab prancing in snow
>too cold so everyone walks faster and doesn't talk
>cars driving slower as opposed to above the speed limit
the good life man
>>5575875
>Why is he so adorable and cute?
he's like those dogs that are so ugly that they are cute
>Daily Reminder: Don't trust this girl, she's a backstabbing bitch.
I feel like Ineed to get poppers or Viagra
I'm having so many paranoia issues based on staying hard and no idea how to cure it... And I'm only 24
>>5575875
>universally cute
what the hell does this even mean
>>5575991
>girl
K lad
>>5575999
maybe, uh, therapy?
>>5575999
Can you achieve and maintain erections on your own? Do you get morning wood?
>>5576002
it means he's an ayylmaosexual
>>5575999
>poppers to get hard
One would have thought the relaxed blood flow they give would you a softer cock. Unless some sort of placebo affect causes you to get hard
>>5575999
the funny part is by focusing on it you're also making it work
kind of like stress lmao
>>5576008
Im working on it but it's real immasculating you know?
It makes sex just a chore and a coin flip whether it'll end up okay or I'll fake a rape story to explain my issues
>>5576022
worse* not work, as your penis is broken
>>5575966
>free health care when ever I need
>green landscapes in summer heat
>friendly people where ever you meet
>where timbits, beavertails, poutine, and pierogies can be eaten
>canada is the place that can't be beaten
>>5576018
This.
I've always thought poppers were a bottom only thing but then I've seen gays on chaturbate where both the top and the bottom are huffing poppers.
>>5576013
Hardest I ever get is only ever through morning wood
>>5576027
>fake a rape story
That's fucked up, anon.
>>5576035
I always assumed it was a versatile thing rather than just bottoms
>>5576033
>no one's ever called me a cute timbit
m i s s i n g
o u t
>>5576048
if you get morning wood you have testosterone being produced in your body and if you are extremely hard during morning wood it means you have enough testosterone and bloodflow. so your problem must be mental not physical
>>5576022
Yeah...
I sit there practically begging myself to get at least hard enough to penetrate again only to go soft... I've cried during sex out of defeat before
>>5576033
desu Canada is nice just do anything in the labor sector because everything outside of that is kind of shit, mostly because their fuck heads
>>5576053
I've literally never seen a single person use poppers.
Am i just in the wrong scene or is it a regional thing or wut
>>5576056
Has anyone asked you to suck on their beavertail
>>5576058
I knew my dicks fine... I'm just fucked in the head and every failed sexual encounter fucks me up worse
>>5576048
Morning wood is usually the test to see if ed is caused by mental or physical problems.
Viagra might not do you much good in that case as its not an arousal pill. Therapy isn't going to work much either because as >>5576022 says you'll just dwell deeper on the issue and it usually isn't going to solve much.
You could hit up your doc and ask for cialis or viagra and see how it works out for you.
>>5576048
No fapp for a couple of days (or weeks if you only fap once or twice a week), then wear a metal cock ring. You will get so hard for so long that you will think that you will have to get the fire department to cut you loose.
>>5576068
No they're always just like "this dick's waiting for you"
just giant pun let downs tbqh
>>5576073
Psychiatrist might be able to help you
>>5576077
Who are you talking to Quebequois? Quebec is where all the asshole gay guys live in Canada.
>>5576075
I've tried that... But I'm also super sensitive that Taking more than 2 days makes me last like... 3-5 minutes before I go
>>5576064
Yeah don't. Just back out of the sex. No need for excuses. I had the hardest time getting hard until I realized I wasn't getting hard because I wasn't actually wanting just sex (even though I was like a cat in heat), I needed more than that to get me hard and stay hard - whether it was through better intimacy, more relaxation, heavier foreplay in my favor, etc. But my fix doesn't apply to everyone so try to figure out your own reason.
>>5575991
Trip on swede.
>>5575783
Unf
>tfw too nerdy for jock guys
>tfw too jock-y for nerd guys
kill me
>>5576056
what flavour would you be?
>>5576066
I've only seen ppl use them on cam (or in movies/documentaries), never in person. I've know guys in middle school who did it but it was for the cheap high effects not for the relaxing of the anus part.
The "scene" that you would be typically looking for is ppl who are into fisting or into massive dildo insertions or possibly gangbangs.
>>5576090
Torontonians. Guess I am partially attracted to the dummy types though, kind of my fault.
>>5576098
I feel like I just need to be put I a situation where I can explore and feel what's wrong while it's happening... Without the judgement or potential loss of my boyfriend because I feel I have to impress them
>>5576117
>dummy types
Does anyone here have a /fit/ body but prefer guys who are not necessarily fit?
I feel like there's a lot of belly chasers here
>>5576109
Powdered ones, you try and fuck me and red just pours out :^)
Old fashioned glaze was my first and still my favourite.
>>5576108
>tfw too average for everyone
>>5576125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA
Is pic related pretty qt or the lack of a good dicking has made me super thirsty?
What do you think, /gaygen/?
>>5576134
Looks like Clerisy from /fit/
>>5576134
I think he's pretty qt.
Face is a little too fem for my tastes but wutevs.
>>5576123
Yep sounds like a good path to try. If you were already in a relationship this would be relatively easy as you would just have to talk it out with them prior. Finding someone random to test with might be difficult tho tbqh
>>5576134
Face is inbred looking
>>5576134
his face ruins it for me tbvh
>>5576134
the body is nice but his face looks kinda dopey imo
>>5576134
Sick body
Meh face. I think his weird facial expressions make it seem worse than it is - he is still a solid 7-8 IMO. I'd let him rail me.
>>5576139
My last boyfriend intimidated me so I never could. I think I've talked about this before.
That feeling when you need a fwb
>>5576134
Body outpaces the face by literally miles
I mean, not horrendous looking at all, but the hair is wrong, the eyes are dead, and he struggles with smiling
>>5576124
anon pls cure me
>>5576152
oh lordt
>>5576126
like this?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/10d2345d584eab0f1818fe75402773ef/tumblr_mnjmo5ijFb1ss0e8to1_400.gif
>>5576145
Ah. Well you know what needs to be done, but stop stressing over it. In the meantime of trying to find someone to test with, just take care of your body and stop thinking of your dick so negatively.
>>5576144
>>5576143
>>5576141
>>5576140
>>5576138
>>5576152
The face is kinda weird, i agree.
He's probably Mexican/American or something.
But that chest made me drool.
>>5576137
Dunno who Clerisy is and i'm a /fit/ lurker.
Got any pics?
post music you have been listening to
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_P8WTjOs4NczRmMKxFXoFlCnIpL-6zFu
>>5576159
I thought it was a grand idea to take a bite of my sandwich prior to opening a link I already knew could be bad.
>>5576159
>>5576170
>/fit/ lurker
literally the worst type of person
>>5576184
I don't have much to contribute to /fit/ desu, since i'm lifting for less than a year, that's why i only lurk.
>>5576164
I know... I feel like a mtf except I want my dick lol.
I'm hoping the therapist helps a little. Maybe talking about it with someone who isn't my ex will help
>>5576173
Can some /mu/tant tell me what my "type" of music is? People always ask and I have no idea what to say to them.
>>5576193
post progress pic!
i fucking love progress pics
>>5576173
https://youtu.be/9UZmtqpc6wM
>>5576170
no pics since I don't save pics of ugly people but he was a huge influence on /fit/ years ago.
http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_(WIP)
>Contributors:
>harsh, or the trip !.ImGayqHTs, on 4chans /fit/.
>Tuna has also helped me out.
>Clerisy also did a lot of things.
>>5576199
pop
>>5576195
It should, and it's not some super rare thing. It's easy to get into this mindset that you're alone in this problem but don't sweat it m8
just dont break your dick inside someone because you finally get to get a good fuck in lmao
>>5576199
pls no, i'm a former skinnyfat twink and my hips are birthing mode.
I took several pics to post to a cbt in december, but i'm too ashamed desu.
>>5576173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1QOFBNRWs
why do people think im a mainstream slut?
>>5576210
come onnn!
its anonymous! And it will be good to look back and see how far you've come!
>>5576205
I'll never know the pleasure of real docking. My one regret about having a cut dick.
>>5576221
doesn't dick touching give you dysphoria?
>>5576214
>"I never drop trip"
>>5576221
http://www.amazon.com/Adam-Male-Toys-Cyberskin-Stroker/dp/B004KI1B2Y
>>5576233
That wasn't me.
>>5576244
>>5576247
>cheap strokers
what I'm called by guys who literally take decades to cum because they already came like 15 minutes prior to fucking
>decide to enter prestigious international maths competition
>check the website to find out dates
>find an old friend of mine is the INTERNATIONAL TEAM LEADER REPRESENTING BRITAIN IN 2016
jesus christ i am out of my depth
>>5576257
anyone could have gotten that photo from google search.
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4081/22/16x9/960.jpg
http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/strangers-with-candy-who-wants-cake-81509
original article = file name "960"
try it yourself it will save onto your computer as 960 and it's one of the first "strangers with candy jerri" pictures that are in a google search
nice try small time
>>5576265
I want to lie tangent to your curve, Scarf and Shoes.
Show me that asymptote.
>>5576290
Put it this way.
I was feeling all smug about my maths skills, and in my hubris thought I could apply to this thing and maybe pass the first of 3 rounds if I was lucky.
Now im humbled, as I realise that one of my classmates is already far more successful that I will ever be and I didn't even know until now.
also you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses, that can fuck up your training bigtime
>>5576290
>twinky
>but lifted weights without gloves for so long
>calloused palms
>also play viola
>calloused finger tips
I get self conscious every time I give a hand/blowjob
>>5576298
ok that did make me laugh
>>5576209
Worth it!
Thanks anon for the help!
I have an insane itching at a spot on the the tissue at my sphincter.
What do? it comes mostly in the evening to it's giving me sleeping problems.
>>5576247
I had one guy who loved to rub his raw sandpaper hand on my head...
He knew how much it hurt/felt nice watching me convulse lol
>>5576318
it's just the common cold
>>5576300
Not to be offensive circe but you aren't what comes to mind when I think twinky. Maybe someone more well versed in the gay lexica knows but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you.
>>5576265
and now i just googled him and he has a fucking Guardian article all about him
how did I never know this???
>>5576324
circe is literally a construction worker going around sanding dicks off
>>5576324
Genderfluid :' )
>>5576318
Internal hemorrhoid.
>>5576324
>but I think that'd have to invent a new category for you
Category is butch queen first time in drags at a ball.
>>5576334
I'm thinking of stopping drinking completely. Not that I drink that much, but it honestly doesn't make me any happier and it's an expense is be glad to cut from my life. Should I do it? I'm just afraid it will make socializing more difficult.
who of you fags want to suck my dick
it's not very big but still
>>5576324
I just think of him as a "fem"
IMO a lot of the guys that came here from femgen are actually more twink than fems.
>>5576349
i just wnna hold hands
>>5576299
>you should use hookgrip to avoid tearing callouses
I don't really have to worry about that. My deadlift is garbage, because back problems.
I really need to see a chiropractor about it, but I've got a thing about doctors. And dentists.
ugh I was walking around campus today when these guys came up to me yelling 'FREE CONDOMS! FREE CONDOMS!' and then gave me five of them
I couldn't even say no
it was so embarrassing
i'm a kissless virgin ffs
>>5576367
> thing about doctors. And dentists.
Same, I love fingers in my mouth so they're great
>>5576364
Are you portraying them as batchasi?
>>5576335
So just wait it out?
How many days normally?
>>5576348
I always go "I'm having 2 drink and I'm done" and that's usually like 10 or 15 bucks and I still good enough to be fun
>>5576370
They gave you one for each finger, now masturbate with your condom concoction and you can consider yourself an adventurous soul
>>5576364
>niq & 5652
Isn't that necrophilia?
>>5576383
>What if he covers it in extra ranch?
Doesn't that mean a dick already covered in cum? Like he already slathered some of his own cum on his dick and asked someone else to then suck it?
>tfw I can only fap to chaturbate nowadays
havent watched regular porn in months
>>5576370
>free condoms
probably have holes poked into them
>>5576374
Depending on the strain it can last up to a month.
You can ease the itching by filling a tub big enough for your ass with warm water and a cork of soft soap. Soak your ass for 30 minutes and softly message your boypussy.
Otherwise, drink water and make sure you don't get constipated so it gets irritated. Don't overwipe after you shit, but was of in the shower instead.
>>5576396
Maybe one day you'll be able to peel my singlet off after a hard, sweaty wrestling session, Ann.
>>5576397
total sincere question: what is (mentally) wrong with you?
I'm not trying to be rude, just curious
>>5576398
Thanks for the advice.
C-can I still bottom while I have it?
>>5576404
>Do you tip at least?
no, i dont even have an account.
idk i just like the guys there, feels more real than staged porn.
im autistic so beware.
>>5576405
I wouldn't know. I have a feeling it would be painful tho.
>>5576397
Oh god, how I hate you.
It is absolutely unacceptable that we have a woman on /gaygen/, a place reserved for men who are attracted to other men and are okay being men.
When will this end?
>>5576364
disgusting desu
>>5576405
You shouldn't. You're introducing unnecessary friction. Just don't be a slut for a while and it'll get better faster.
>>5576378
I mean I know my limits and never have a hangover the next day, but I feel like it doesn't really add anything, besides the fact that people don't think you're a weirdo if you have a drink with them.
>>5576401
I'm not patient enough for that. Probably just rip holes in the relevant parts.
>>5576419
Like the belly button area to ensure the belly button has proper ventilation
>>5576394
iktf.
>>5576419
Don't go ripping up my clothes, Ann. You better be able to pay for it.
>>5576397
I sincerely thought you were parodying Buffalo Bill at the start.
God I'm so bored today.
Should I go and hook up with that guy I've been talking to?
>>5576397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtmddry2cg
>>5576415
Then nurse a cheap drink or say you just paid your bills and have 0 cash. People will get over it
I'm kinda ugly but at least I'm not an evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh
>>5576427
do you stream on there?
>>5576444
tbqh u right
>>5576438
Why? I've got nothing better to do.
>>5576433
I think i'm looking decently androgynous atm
>>5576444
>_>
i have the problem that my face and boy dont really match eachother
and i think my face is ugly, only my hair color is decent
buzzfeed is basically the worst thing in the world
>>5576444
>evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh
what
>>5576438
Why?
I've got nothing else to do.
>>5576449
I don't want other people to be social
>>5576383
>What is the difference? Can you post pics for reference?
there is overlap and it's totally subjective but I look at like this: twinks are dudes that want to look &/or act like young teenage boys; fems are dudes that want to look &/or act like females or in a distinctive feminine manner. A guy could look like a youngish male but act really feminine in their mannerisms, and I would probably consider them to be more fem than twink but somebody else might see them as more of a twink.
>>5576456
Restless fucking is worst fucking tbqh
>tfw when you know you're decent, but have no idea how to do your hair or facial hair to look better
>>5576429
>Making me out to be the bad guy
If you wrestled in just a jock strap, we wouldn't be having these problems.
>>5576444
>evil-looking androgynous retard who looks like they never shower tbqh
who are you talking about here?
>>5576464
You are not decent hun
>>5576445
Nope. Not willing to take that chance. Plus I'm not really that good looking anyway.
>>5576461
Yeah but I will be getting off.
>>5576464
>decent
I mean, in just 5 easy steps maybe
>>5576464
this pictures make me even more ashamed to have a LoZ tattoo
when i was younger I used to lock my bed room door and sing dancing queen
>>5576484
bc it's fun
>>5576484
>always so negative
Don't be such a giant baby. Not like we're getting you fired from your job or some shit.
>>5576464
You look like my mister's older brother except a lot cuter
>>5576480
I still do that.
>>5576434
AIDS AIDS Yo gonna get AIDS AIDS
>>5576484
you expected a thread full of queens to not kvetch more than a middle age jewess that didn't get her coupons in the mail.
>>5576491
Well I'm already taking antidepressants and have had suicide attempts before. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
>>5576488
>and just enables you do to lewd things to my bp
Not if you were better at wrestling. lol
>>5576494
I'm not a queen nor jewish but I did get sort of mad when my fast food coupons for this season were late.
>>5576490
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4kDzwZAMk
>>5576494
>you expected a thread full of queens to not kvetch more than hitler
ftfy
>>5576485
>Neither are most of the cam models.
well shit. Then I'm fucking hideous then. Thanks for that.
>>5576501
LOL
>>5576484
We're not negative we're honest.
>>5576500
fite me irl
say tht 2 my face punk
>>5576495
as suicidal as you might be, slowly dying of AIDS is probably not the way you would want to go.
>>5576511
you have high standards then
What happened to Irishanon?
>>5576518
What's the point of having low standards with anons you'll never see ever again? They wake the fuck up and try to improve, and you get to be bitchy. Literally win win for everyone.
>>5576520
he was just a figment of your mind
>>5576518
I wouldn't call my standards high.
>>5576520
He's still around.
He's been having fun with a playmate, it's super cute.
>>5576479
It's a cute necklace. Better than a tattoo
>>5576527
:( but he was hot
>>5576499
Pretty much.
God I love that movie.
And Swedish degeneracy.
>>5576520
See >>5575189
>>5576533
>playmate
Nooo.
>>5576485
I wanted to, but most people just notice my huge bags under my eyes.
I'll try a glassesless one soon
So tired of having associates who expect me to babysit and hold their hands through every individual facet of their role in my employ.
Also, hi. I just got home from work.
>>5576528
jfc 10/10
>>5576537
I do not have a NY accent
>>5576538
you'll have to play this when you're finally marrying your modelfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUDz7m0BXjk
>>5576501
Sorry bb. I meant that in a shoot for your dreams sort of way. :(
>>5576517
>I'm small, weak, and untrained
For now. Give it time and you'll only be one of those things.
And still losing since you're taking on a guy 3-4 weight classes above you. lol
>>5576520
In the process of getting a qt bf. He doesn't need us anymore.
>>5576495
he looks like a pug with them fucked up eyes
I shop regularly at Target and there is a cashier i have a crush on. He's really tall and handsome and has dark hair. Today i was looking for him at the registers and he wasn't there. I was disappointed and did my usual shopping. Suddenly, he just APPEARS out of an aisle and our eyes lock momentarily. I try my hardest not to spaz out, but my eyes dart away and i act like i was checking my phone.
Does he know? [spoiler]I want him to know.[/spoiler]
>>5576533
>He's still around.
He was posting just yesterday, no?
>>5576545
>working
lmao what a pleb
>>5576541
Aw, c'mon, be happy for him.
Irishanon is a massive sweetheart, he deserves some nookie.
>play games but never great at them but not awful
>watch one movie a year typically
>barely watch any shows
>the music you like is pretty mainstream
>not particularly interested in any field but you do enjoy reading and compsci shit
anons what do I talk about with guys? I literally have nothing to talk about and it's painful when I'm talking to guys who aren't talkative about themselves.
>>5576480
>>5576490
this is relevant
>>5576551
>In the process of getting a qt bf. He doesn't need us anymore.
But I was supposed to be his qt Ulster bf while he was supposed to be my hot fenian bf. He's betrayed me and Ireland
>>5576554
He is straight you fucking idiot. Dont fool yourself. He probably has a girlfriend
>>5576528
this is not funny
nothing is funny about child abuse
delete now
>>5576546
u wud if you were a middle aged jewish woman
which you are
>>5576555
Yeah.
>>5576561
I talk about my dog.
Or my boipussi
>>5576562
Eileen is an annoying cunt tbqh
>>5576561
>not having an analysis of sports/games/shows/whatever to talk about
