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Opt out of social security & cancel your birth certificate: http://qbit.cc/how-to-cancel-your-social-security-number-and-birth-certificate-and-become-a-sovereign-citizen/

Faith & Liberty: http://www.hisholychurch.org/qanda.php

Free energy: http://ploopholes.com/
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calling all tops
there is an emergency in toronto
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bros...

just got completely emasculated by a 16 year old in the gym
he benches 115kg.... and squats 155....

kill me
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>>5574790
yeah, i also add some cinnamon powder
>>5574799
you just need to use a really "runny" yogurt, like those low fat ones.
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>>5574814
nobody except /fit/ autists cares about stats.
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>>5574809
Are you new in this world?
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>>5574814
have you seen 14 year olds these days? they're literally running multinational franchises, twerking, and benching 200kg all at the same time

it's disgusting
but oh well
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>>5574800
>cancel social security and birth certificate
Why the hell would you do that? What benefit will that give? I see only grief and problems doing that.
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>>5574823
it seems like you are stuck in the old world
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>>5574822
This.
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>>5574816

Kefir?
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>>5574822
But what if /fit/ autists are the only types you're into?
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>>5574837
then you should migrate to other boards
>>5574834
good guy :3
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>>5574800

what does gaygen think about those guys

I love that Olly sings about gay stuff

songs are really good too

I love singing them at maximum volume in my car
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https://www.dropbox.com/s/4qhxskpiqg93b9c/bonds.rtf?dl=0
Read it and call it shit, I don't mind, I'm just curious how people really view my writing
>>5574779
It took ages to realize he was a bald man not a spread ass over that baby
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>>5574829
https://youtu.be/aZHvd0ks7Es
damn that shit was fuckin fire man
savage
smash dat mf like buttin if u love agree
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>>5574843
Can't migrate there's a migration tax these days.

>>5574845
tbqh I wouldn't have known it was about gay stuff

ties is the best song though back off haters
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>tfw your dog is cuter than you are and pulls more guys than you

That's what I get for taking pictures with that dick attractor lol
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>>5574850
I don't know what you are referencing to Herr Hitler?
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>>5574851

>ties is the best song though back off haters

but you're right?

>desu Shine is just a little bit better
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Reposting.

If i come out of the closet can I expect to be hit on?

im not sure i have the self confidence to keep approaching guys myself...
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>>5574871
no
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My grandma is going on about the Illuminati. Help me
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>>5574866

Those shorts look so weird on him but his body is A+

>>5574871

That's entirely up to other matters.
Being publicly gay doesn't mean every other gay guy knows it, too.
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>>5574827

I'm still learning but basically..

http://www.cancel1mortgage.info/your-birth-certificate-bond-is-worth-billions/
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>>5574877

Show her conservapedia and she will stop bothering you.
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>>5574856
I prefer the other dog

>>5574866
>Shine is just a little bit better
Ties >>> Gold > Shine
I actually don't listen to any other songs on the album

>>5574880
shorts are rolled up
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>>5574877

Oh. Oh geeze.
That's depressing.
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>>5574845
F U C K
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>>5574866
Lol manlet
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>>5574866
fat
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>>5574845
Emre is an excuse of a Turk desu.
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HAHAHA
YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE QUEER AND IM STILL GETTING USED TO IT.
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>>5574801
Didn't you see my leg picture the other day?
I am not beautifully thin anymore, Shitler.
Going on a diet when I go back to university.
And by diet, I mean a caloric deficit of diet soda, alcohol and Doritos.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3RYTsz0EmU
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>>5574897

post a pic of yourself, lanklet, and ill tell you which body i prefer
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>>5574897
Manlets make better boyfriends. They're too insecure and needy to try and leave you.
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>>5574851
>ties is the best song though
I want to be the one you tie ;_;

I like Lion too.
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>>5574905
you must be extremly ugly if you only post a pic of your hand
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>>5574881
Sounds fake to me.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1067/are-the-social-security-trust-funds-a-sham
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>tfw 5'10 manlet
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HAHAHAHA
YOU ARE GAY AND IM NOT!
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>>5574914
>Get asked for picture of hand
>Post hand
Sorry.
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>>5574921
HAHAHAHA
I GET LAID AND YOU DON'T!
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>>5574916
I'm 5'8, why are you complaining
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>>5574912
When the "I don't think you're worth it" part hits I'm always dancing with tears tbqh

>>5574916
>tfw 5'11
>too tall to bot
>1 inch too short to rule over manlets
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>>5574924
I'm not here 24/7
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>>5574921

Two options
>1) you are a straight man
have fun dealing with entitled women with empty heads and who will leave you the monent some Chad comes along, as well as constantly whining about the time you spend playing sports or vidya with friends. You will never have the experience of chilling with your bro AND having sex afterwards.
>2) you are a woman
i dont think i need to explain this one. good luck being an inferior citizen in everybody's mind
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>>5574926
I'm 5'6", get on my level.
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>>5574915


I'm not sure..I want it to be real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3RYTsz0EmU
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>>5574928
What do you think of Worship?

>Also, gimme half an hour and I probably will have publicly liked every song from the album but Borders. Border is shit.
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>>5574934
I'm actually 5'9,
hahah you look ridiculous
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>>5574941
Haha this is so fear mongering propaganda to get people to ruin their lives.
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>>5574934
>>5574946
I'm 5'8"
Eat it #perfHeight
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>>5574946
You are my Goldilocks boyfriend. Neither much smaller, nor much taller, just right for me.
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>>5574941
Think about it. If it was real, more people would be doing it. It's just a scam to get your info and ruin your life. Idiot.

>>5574946
I'm a bottom, I can be small. That's my privilege. It's easier to pick me up and throw me around this way.
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>>5574960
Is that a sign? What do you look like?
>>5574955
What's that in centimetres?
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>>5574945
Beginning is pretty boring and sometimes I just wind up skipping it, forgetting that the song gets 10x better.

BLIND DEVOTION

Also acoustic version of King is just so much better than the regular.
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>>5574955

>advantages of being 5'8
You get to put on musclemass more effectively
OR
You look smaller and cuter, so are a good bottom

Considering you are a fat top, I'm not sure being 5'8 does you any favours :^)
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>>5574955
>5'8"
You really are a tater tot.
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>>5574941
>red number on birthcertificate is a stock exchange number

Yeah sure. w/e fat jabba the hut dude. This is some funny shit.
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>>5574967
>What do you look like?
A fat lump of depressive goo. But 5"9 tall.
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>>5574967
172 centimetres or 1.72 metres
>>5574970
>fat
Not for long, cutting like a man possessed by a cutting demon
>>5574971
Yeah well... Fuck you
I'm manly as hell m80

Also just Fuck my shit up mo clánn
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Wow great gen a bunch of gays talking about their dicks all day. Grow up.
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>>5574905
>caloric deficit of diet soda, alcohol and Doritos
needs more amphetamine
and coffee
and I missed the leg pic
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>>5574987

...i hope you are lifting as well as cutting?

fat>>>>skimmyfat
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>>5574990
Here's the (You) you are looking for. Not fuck off, aw.
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>>5574905

I've been (successfully) trying to lose weight lately but I also eat a lot of peanut butter so it makes me feel fat enough tho I'm getting thinner.
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>>5574997
you just had to give it attention.
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>>5575004
Sorry. I have so much to spare.
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>>5574836
but big dogs are cute. they're big doofs
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>>5574996
I'm lifting nothing crazy, I'm not a huge gym guy
So like 25 kg dumbbells #curlbro hopefully not actually
58 kg / 127 pound by May

Meant to link this in my last post again https://www.dropbox.com/s/4qhxskpiqg93b9c/bonds.rtf?dl=0
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>>5574986
hot tbqh
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>>5575013

....
Curling half your bodyweight?
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>>5574986
I am beautiful though
>>5575026
He is a bit retarded
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>>5575013
I'm lifting nothing potato, I'm not a huge potato guy
So like 25 kg potatos #potatobro hopefully not potato
58 kg / 127 potatos by May
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>>5575028
>I am beautiful though
I'm five-years-gym-subscription away from being beautiful.
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>>5575026
Not yet but that's the Max I have at home, and remember I'm not new to fitness I just let it slide for a year
I'm currently curling 15 kg which is 1/5 of my body weight 73 kg currently
>>5575028
Wouldn't want it any other way
>>5575032
Something starchy abouth this post but I can't put my proximal end on it
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>>5575032
that's what i was thinking, lel
>>5575037
im already getting too veiny :(
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>>5575037
Or two drinks away from being godly tbqh
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>>5575043
very low standards
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>>5575046
There is no such thing as low standards, just new opportunities.
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how does everyone way so much more than me..
Even some of my friends who don't like weigh more than me
I lift and I eat, I don't think I should be -that- light
I guess I shouldn't complain since i'm trying to lose weight but geeze.
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>>5574987
>I'm manly as hell m80
Righto, Aoife.

>>5574995
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1453055519929.jpg

>>5575056
I've been slowly stealing bits of your body, and replacing it with foam.
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>tfw I am ugly and shitty body
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>>5575051
Pragmatic. I like that in a fella.
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>>5575063
Should really shave stomach, m8
once you lose weight you'll look pretty nice
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>>5575064
You're only ugly because you have a lack of self esteem and that is fixed (mostly) by changing your body habits.

Unless you have actual serious deformities like your face was burnt off or something in that case surgery is a blessing.
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>>5575064
me too. that's why you get a dog cos they don't give a fuck about those things.
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>>5575063
Fucking try me, you satyr prick
I'll rekt you
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>>5575063

wah omg is that your body
I imagined you so much stickier
.. i like, desu, a lot
pls no shave
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>>5575078
are you irish?
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>>5575063
fat ass
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>>5575063
take off those speedos chum.
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>>5575063
>this guy has been bullying you
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>5575085
so tru
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>>5575084
No.
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>>5575074
>body habits.
Wut
>>5575078
i would gladly post myself here but ... well I dont know... I'll get bullied
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>>5575098
>I'll get bullied
If worst comes to worst, I'll post and they all just insult me instead, you'll be grand
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>>5575079
lmao
Won't even need to boil you first, ya soft cunt.

>>5575070
My body hair is too thick and wiry, it's not worth it.

>>5575081
>I imagined you so much stickier
I was, up until about a month ago.
It's okay though, losing weight has always been really easy for me.
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>>5575098
it's just what I call eating habits, hygiene habits, mental habits, and physical habits all wrapped in one - body habits. They all impact your body and self image, even though some people unfortunately only focus on eating or physical (lifting/cardio/etc)
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>>5575106
>boil me
I'm already boiled. Hard boiled to the bone
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>>5574909
I'm a manlet can confirm
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>>5575106
>it's not worth it.
looking good it always worth it
of all people, I thought you would know
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can i become a personality when i am qt enough?
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>>5575118
Look at me ... you can do it !!!!
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>>5575111
Good, then this should be easy.

>>5575113
But I don't mind body hair at all aesthetically, it's just annoying in the Aussie heat.
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>>5575118

you need a personality first or else your personality WILL be being a qt
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>>5574952
>>5574966
>>5574972

We are living in a prison planet.

We must become freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>5575126
>>5575123
wow... i am speechles.
you're too nice to me.
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>>5575118
Whats that even mean?

There's plenty of non cute personalities here. Namely maki.
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>>5575125
it's alright on some people, but it looks off on skinny pale boys
Imagine me with tons of body hair
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How do you meet other gay guys?
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>>5575123
Read your writing. I have to say I was really into it in the beginning. The thing with the clock was awesome. I feel like the ending was a cop out though. I really enjoyed it and would love to read anything else you write. Keep it up! You have talent.
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>>5575123

You are 100% the most bland, unremarkable and uninteresting person I have ever witnessed before.

The inestimatable depths of my apathy are only bottomed out by my burgeoning realisation that you are a real person, and that you must presumably have some kind of social interactions. It is only through fantasizing about the sheer stultification of these (I would guess rare) occaisions that I can muster the interest necessary to type a few desultory words as a response to your dull, grey and uninspiring posts, in addition to the technical challenge of attempting to express the sheer overwhelming boredom you emit like some kind of effluent aura in such a feeble tool as the English language.
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>>5575126
>tfw no personality
>tfw not qt
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>>5575138
smoke signs
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>>5575138
Any bathroom at a train station.
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>>5575125

I wish you had a name because now I want to go find that picture you posted once with your face in it
NO WAIT ACTUALLY
i stopped typing this post half way through to go look again and I found them both

Gosh you're cute

>>5575144

Even people with personality and qtiness feel that way
Ask someone who knows you if you're insecure, anon.
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>>5575151
>>5575151
>cottaging in train station toilets

Enjoy your straight business guys who would never suck you off
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>>5575134
I wouldn't mind a fluffy Kleppe.
Your aesthetic makes me laugh no matter what, slut.
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>>5575125
That a very racist and hurtful image to post
Don't you know how oppressed my people have been by the use if that implement
>>5575130
It's all g
>>5575141
I get you about the ending, I might rewrite it later but I like the concept of him always choosing her and its hard to show that without breaking from the room

Also I loosely based it off quantum suicide fyi
>>5575142
You too
Nice pasta, any sauce ?
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>>5575160
I actually find that most straight business guys in these situations want to suck me off. Never had a problem there. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong..
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Now i feel hella creepy for spending as long as I did looking for someone's face
I should get back to work.
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>>5575169
Lucky. My experience with business men is that it's not gay if I suck them off. But the minute I ask them to do something, they get all higher ground no homo esque.

They're all stuck up closet cases
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Would you?
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Do you ever feel like you're making a girl or group of girls uncomfortable, and feel the urge to "casually" mention your BOYFRIEND so they'll start to treat you like a human being and not some creepy predator? I think I come across as the embarrassing "nice guy" beta orbiter type, but I just want to make people regardless of gender feel good by being pleasant and positive. (Anyway it's not like being a douche would be better as far as perception goes). Looking for ways to mention I'm gay seems like an annoying attitude and it pisses me off that I need this in normal, casual settings (attending a "teaching skills" workshop with a bunch of PhD students) in order to start comfortably discussing stuff...
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>>5574845
Wait they sing about gay stuff? I need to pay more attention
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>>5575180

You're not my type, but you look cute.

I'm sure many people would. I wish you were more fuzzy though
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>>5575184
Thanks, yeah I'm not growing any body hair really.
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>>5575165
Just having a laugh, Siobhán.
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>>5575165
His always choosing her was lost on me actually. It didn't really seem like they were married until the end. I kind of half expected it to he revealed that they didnt know eachother. Either way it's a good start to a great short story! Maybe a couple more edits and you'll have something really solid and cool. The white room/trapped/amnesia thing has been done time and time again, but everyone has their own spin off of it. Don't be hard on yourself that it's similar to something else.
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>>5575175
>>5575169
I was thinking more of a potential relationship than just hooking up with someone
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>>5575194
What are you, straight?
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>>5575165

I wrote it myself, just for you. Don't let it go to your head.
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>>5575194

.. cottaging to find a relationship?
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>>5575200
Most Americans don't know what cottaging is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhjdpwGOMVM&feature=related
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>>5575189
I gasped
This belongs on a Gore thread
>>5575190
I get you, rereading it, they have no relationship shown ... that is fucking awful writing by me and the romance to the ending is then lost , ok yeah it's getting rewritten.
>>5575198
Ok but you know that "short and sweet" expression applies here. To get a solid jab at me you need to be original, short and cutting. So nothing I haven't heard before, no overly long diatribe about every aspect and it has to cut to my cut really pull me apart and dissect the innards
That's how you get me good
In short, git gud
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>>5575138
Grindr if you're into hooking up.
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>>5575175
I had a guy that I bottomed for that was around my age Im 23 and he was 27 and he tried to pull that shit with me. After he came I asked him to finish me off. He got down there and said, with my dick 2cm from his mouth, "I don't suck dick." He asked why I didn't cum while I was bottoming and I had to explain how we aren't all lucky like that. Weirdly enough though he told me to rub my cock on his butt and jerk off. I started and then just forced it inside him. After taking his bp for awhile I pulled out and came all over the shirt he was wearing and in his hair. He walked home like that. Made me feel better at least.
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>>5575196
yes
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>>5575138
like all normal people
through the internet tbqh

wish hitting on someone while at a coffee shop or something was still a realistic expectation
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>>5575213

Please. I don't need advice from a barely literate high-schooler repeating his final year for the second time due to gross incompetence. If I want literary criticism, I will ask for it.
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>>5575208

Uh, it's an anon quickie in a bathroom, isn't?

>>5575216

hey, you said you were chubby, didn't you?
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>>5575219
then get out tbvh
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>>5575224
Yes I did. Why?
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>>5575181
Dude honestly I struggle with the same thing constantly. I look like the average guy, so I get women who constantly assume I'm into them if I'm just being nice. I just figure all women are bitches. I don't even try anymore.
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>>5575223
Did I hit a nerve anon
Ohh ... sorry
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>>5575223
Repeating for the SECOND time? Oh, Paddy, please.

>>5575217
Savage. Show that biscum who's the real man, anon.
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>>5575224
Yes, but Americans just call it public sex in a public restroom. Since there are no cottages with public restroom stations. Closest to that is a recreational public park restroom.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging
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>>5575225
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>>5575226

I wanted to solidify my mental image of you as an adorable chub slut in cute purple undies.

>>5575232

right but like still stands to reason that it's a terribly way to find a boyfriend??
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>>5575231
No I'm repeating my final year as in doing the final twice, he must have mixed messages
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>>5575220
I guess this is an option, yeah
>>5575216
>>5575196
I just want to stop feeling tfw no bf
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>>5575239
>boyfriend
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>>5575239
>but like still stands to reason that it's a terribly way to find a boyfriend??
Obviously. You don't find boyfriends that way, you find desperate. Which if you're desperate is good enough of a match
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>>5575239
Okie ^~^ at least someone things I'm cute
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>>5575232
never understood wanting to fuck in a restroom. I get the "back in the old days" excuse but nowadays? ijdgi
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>>5575194
Potential relationships are made the most traditional and boring of ways. Work/school/friends. Imagine you'll actually have to talk to people. I wouldn't recommend the bar scene or the apps if you're looking for something real. It might take time, but it's worth it.
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>>5575213
Chin up, spud.

>>5575239
Didn't you meet your "mister" while cheating on your ex?
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>>5575230

Commendable, you sure showed me.

Thus humbled and cowed, I must retreat back into lazy repose. As I said earlier, my motivation to point out your risible failure comes and goes, and now it is most definitely going. Boring, boring, boring.
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>>5575244
Well I've met one of my exes through grindr so it's not just for hook ups.
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>>5575253
hard to say when you block out face and post fully clothed, but you're probably average ie undesirable in the gay community.
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>>5575213
Great ! I look forward to seeing your edits !
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>>5575217
Hot. You made him repress his heterosexual ways

>>5575232
There's just no more cottages left in London period. Every single cottage got shut down and now there are so few public toilet buildings left. Growing up I had 3 cottages near my house in Tottenham, all 3 have been bordered up :(
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>>5575253
you look like a faggot to me
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>>5575239
I agree it is a terrible way to do anything sexual, let alone finding potential partners, but that's probably where George Michael found his partner. Huehuehue.
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>>5575253

its more attitude than appearance.
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>>5575261
>>5575266
Okay
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>>5575253
You're bordering more on fem looking in terms of body. Face has an impact though. Same with behaviors.
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>>5575258
Is that supposed to be a poor parody of Joyce or did you stumble upon it
>>5575264
Cool
I might not show each one but when I've changed a good chunk, I'll post
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Who's the ugliest fem in gg?
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>>5575260
>exes
>grindr
Well I mean...
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>>5575267
forgot youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
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>>5575277
jupp
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>>5575265
They've boarded up all the glory holes here as well and replaced the plywood walls with metal that goes all the way to the ground.
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>>5575268
oh i didnt know that
>>5575270
alright, thank you
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>>5575248

That's a pretty bleak way of looking at it. </3

>>5575250

I feel an affection for my fellow sluts.

>>5575256

I met my mister while trying to get lonely in-between sex from my ex.
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>>5575278
We didn't last because I was till hung up on another guy. He was actually really nice.
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>>5575281
This.
Shortest too, only 5'1 iirc.

>>5575285
So yes.
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>>5575286
shit, that reminds me... I wonder how harmonist made out with getting back together with his ex.
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>>5575285
Bleak ways are optimal. Fairy tales are legitimately impossible for fairies.
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>>5575277
Me.

>>5575285
I'd scold you for trying to get sex from an ex, but I guess it worked out for you.
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>>5575276

>Joyce

yes, namedrop writers you have "sort of heard of", that will impress everyone

internet dickmeasuring is lame af t b h
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>>5575296
trip on 5626
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>>5575291

I wasn't cheating!
I was single and lonely and feeling bad about myself!

>>5575294

That's a depressing world view, anon.
There's a lot in between bleak and fairytale

>>5575295

He was also the guy i lost my virginity to
He'd usually been up for relapse cuddles and he was a huge mountain bear of a man
He totes wasn't having it that night, tho, I figured he'd probably been done with me tho he still treated me plenty friendly tho distant.
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>>5575296
I just assume when people write with any form and use of literary ability it's Joyce

BITCHES. LOVE. JOYCE.
Also he's Irish so it'd be a good pow in the kisser if you did
>>5575298
He doesn't write this eloquently ,
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i wanna act like a faggot
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>>5575276

Either you have never read Joyce, or when you did you were too dense to understand and absorb it. And- trying to impress me with Joyce? Joyce??

Embarassing.
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>>5575281
Someone's jealous.
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>>5575277
uhm
>>5575298
wasnt me
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>>5575282
It's funny to think a tranny with a drill had to make those glory holes in the first place

Literally the only thing trannies have ever been good for
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>>5575310
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>>5575304
>That's a depressing world view, anon.
But it's not wrong :^)

You're right though, but there's a lot of actual shit filtering involved.
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>>5575310

me too
my selfconfidence has been shattered by having to ask out so many straight guys, I just want someone to ask me out for once

so i think maybe i will just come out of the closet and go full flamer, maybe someone will hit on me then?
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Who gay acting straight here?

I live for memes tbqh
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>>5575231
>>5575265
I actually saw him once more walking down the street in the morning. He saw me and came over to talk to me. He told me how he had so much fun and how "hot" I am. I joked about the cum on his shirt and then he asked if I was busy and I said no and offered him to come into my place. We talked a bit. I told him that I was willing to see him regularly as a friend with benefits as long as he didn't have a wife and kids. I gave him a bj and sent him on his way. Swallowing like the good boy I am. I never saw or heard from him again. It's been months. I think he might have actually had a wife and kids. He kept assuring me he wasn't gay, "just bi".
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>>5575311
>>5575296
Two replies
You're either really gutted at my comment or its multiple posters ? Both are depressing answers
>trying to impress me with Joyce??
Look who's dick measuring now
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>>5575312
>tfw jupp looks better in a dress than you do ;~;
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>>5575319
Yeah like actual physical hits, you might be into that tbqh senpai so no h8

>>5575322
aka acting/being brit
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All gay men shouldh ave there balls cut off and all girl women should be tortured by whipping
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>>5575276
Yeah I didn't expect it dude! Work at your own pace. Quality work will come.
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>>5575322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
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>>5575336
Are you me?
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>>5575336
would you like to try a repost in real english this time?
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>>5575327

Not really. Dickmeasuring would be rattling off a list of writers who I personally admire, which would of course be subjective, and therefore disengenous to impose upon you with confidence.

But that doesn't mean I can't laugh at you for suggesting Joyce. It reminds me of those people who say they like Classical music, then when you ask them about who they especially like they say "uh... Beethoven".

>>5575308

And reading this, I was not wrong.
>"when people write with any form and use of literary ability it's Joyce"

Just stop. I don't want to be in this conversation for a moment more.
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>>5575328
w/e you say fag
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>>5575325
Married guys are truly the worst kind of biscum.

Which reminds me that I should try to hook up with that dilf who has kids my age again, he was hot as hell. Divorced though so not quite as bad.
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>>5575346
I'm glad I'm hitting a nerve
Have a good one :3
... fucking anon, trying to shit post the shit post master
>>5575338
Cool dude, I'll try my best !
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what are your guy's opinions on bisexual bottoms
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Seeing manly men like jupp makes me angry that I half ass my lifting sometimes.
Im big but still.
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>>5575352
Tbqh a wife and kids aren't always a deal breaker for one timers. I just don't need that drama in my life if it's a continuous thing.
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>>5575357
Cucks also what every bi top is on the inside.
Also pic related to you circe.
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>tfw want to hookup with older guys
>tfw still virgin

On the one hand I feel like to be "safe" or "natural" i should lose my V-card with someone my own age (18), but on the other hand I don't really find teenagers attractive.

What do?
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>>5575304
Cheater cheater semen eater.

>>5575357
>opinions on bisexual
TRASH.
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>>5575357

I think i might be one... I am beginning to suspect I might be partially attracted to women....

>feels bad
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>>5575357
Some guys just like pegging and a flesh and blood penis feels better than dildo. I don't know. Maybe I'm just making excuses for them.
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>>5575357
>bi bottoms
how does that even work? what do they do when they are with females?
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>>5575371
Especially because women are so terrible. I feel for you anon.
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>>5575371
Just say you're homoflexible to sound more exotic desu
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I like boys

BOYS BOYS BOYS

I want boys

BOYS BOYS BOYS

give me boys

BOYS BOYS BOYS

before I KILL AGAIN
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>>5575366
>what every bi top is on the inside.
?
bi tops are cucks or bi tops are just bi bottoms?
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>>5575367
Straight guy here.
I lost my virginity to a 21 year old 8 out of 10 with double ds and a fat asswhen I was 16. Fucking do it faggot its awesome. Fucking older people when you're younger is one of life's unspoken joys. I've had teenage love also and that shits for the birds tbqh. Fucking older people when younger or underage preferably is amazing. I wish I was jailbait again tbqh.
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>>5575381
Oh hi Jeffrey, didn't know you were back from the dead.
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>>5575385
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>>5575377

Well, I think im a powerbottom-y kind of guy normally. I wouldnt want to be dominated by a woman anyway - they look weak as shit, it would be embarassing.

But I could probably put my dick in a girls mouth or between her breasts. Not sure about the vag, I probably couldnt do that without puking.

>>5575379

Yeah. I'm not sure if im just a grumpy mysogynist or what but I literally have no women I consider my "friend", only acquaintances. They all seem like cunts.
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>>5575383
Bi tops are really just straight bottoms. They got tired of being cucks to women so they go to gays where they are top tier but they end up bottoming after a month or two because they cant get hard plus they are beta.
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>>5575381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
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>>5575385

How do you get them to agree to fuck?

Everytime a 25-30 year old finds out I'm 18 they back out and say they aren't comfortable. Where do you find these people?
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>>5575369

Fuck off, bully-kun
I can kiss girls if i want to

>>5575373

do you have a history going about this, anon
do you have stories

>>5575377

I just fool around a lot, desu
i think most ladies i'm with have a hard time not seeing me as a girl, too there's usually no thrusting involved
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>>5575364
Eh, I don't even mess with married guys as hook ups. They always want a lot and make things so complicated and logistically annoying. Trash.
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>>5575392
>bait


Nope
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>>5575404
Idk im straight. Make them laugh and try to come off as mature.
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>>5575406
This. The fantasy is great, but in reality the fantasy dies.
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>>5575407
>hating anyone
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>>5575393
They're all terrible cunts! With that being said you don't have to look at the vag to stick it in.
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>>5575394
but I thought all TruTops were bisexuals.

>>5575405
oh Circe, not to be mean but I think most have a hard time not seeing you as a girl tbqh.
>I still think you're cute tho
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>yfw you realize that gaygen has no gays but just bitter r9k dropouts
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>>5575405
Whoa, harsh.

>>5575385
I lost my virginity to a bisexual britbong.
Now I hate both bisexuals and British scum.
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>>5575426
What?
I have a hard time seeing circe as a male. >>5575434
Nobody cares.
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>>5575431
whats r9k
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>>5575431
there are no gays on the internet, they're all busy sucking aids dick tbqh
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>>5575438
>What?
>I have a hard time seeing circe as a male
reread my post anon.
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>>5575439
honestly, you don't want to know
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>>5575449
I mean, I've heard of it in context of wizard virgins or something but whenever I go there it just seems like /b/ but for relationships
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Alright, I know sleeping pills + alcohol can kill you, but can you be specific? I have enough money for that and no one loves me, just looking for an easy way out.
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>>5575449
Its not as bad anymore. Its full of women and normies unironically.
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>>5575456
go for benzos and alcohol
much much much more effective
buy about 20 footballs and a bottle of vodka
go to town then go to hell
yw xoxo
-Hitler
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>>5575456
they are the worst option for suicide because they fail 90% of time
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>>5575444
>>5575438
>>5575426

I can look pretty masc sometimes

http://imgur.com/ibjD9RV

I look a lot more femme in pictures

>>5575434

i'm sorry, maton, c'mere
lemme kiss your booboo
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>>5575405
No stories just talking to DL guys online. It's a hobby of mine haha
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>>5575456
What sort of sleeping bills. Suicide by barbiturates isn't like its portrayed in the movies, you have to have a lot of pills on hand, and most likely you will experience organ failure.
You could try sleeping pills + alcohol + plastic bag over your head but again, not the safest method if you're looking for success and not just attention.
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>>5575469
so, i still havent figured out which gender you were/are and where you're going to
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>>5575456
Actually, that can't kill you. Killing yourself through pills without direct access to OFF-the-counter meds is very painful and expensive (and doesn't work 99% of the time).

Just hitting you with reality b u d
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>>5575406
I've done it while the guys wife was at work. It all depends on how much of a risk they're willing to take. Most guys will bitch out and flake though.
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Does anybody want to internet date a. straight fuzzy manlet with a 5.5 inch penis who is muscular who is hypermasculine and too much energy but really sweet when he's not being rude.

At least you'll have fun ill make you cum...
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>>5575484

Yes I do.

Do I want to date a psychopathic attentionwhore called Maki? No.
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