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>/gaygen/

My supervisor shouted at me and I feel bad. How do you like to cheer up, gaygen?
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>>5569444
Drugs usually. Nice trips btw
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>>5569444
my supervisor at a shitty job i worked twice a week at once yelled at me and i told him to go fuck himself and if he calls me that again i'll fuck him up and piss on him after raping his skull and he never did it again. he never talked to me either. in fact i don't remember him coming but once at the same time as me, but he avoided me then. jeez men are really afraid of violent homos. its not like id really rape him
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l o l
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>>5569444
Ask him to give you his warm cummies in your tummy.
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>>5569444
>How do you like to cheer up, gaygen
Remember, the universe started by a rogue particle. It's literally coded into our universe that things are supposed to go wrong.
If they didn't, we wouldn't be.
Also be grateful that the earth was positioned in a manner that allows life form, and appreciate the fact that you're conscious and you're literally comprehending the universe.
Open this pic and your super computer of a brain can comprehend the whole universe, instantly.
Your manager doesn't matter.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xYyV0I7dAf

>>5569444
Drink, mostly.

>>5569452
I should delete them. They're all untagged, and about 75% of them are fuck ups.

>>5569428
You're acting kinda strange today.
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who of the old crew except jupp is still here? fampai, wiz, buttslut, sean?
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>>5569444
Nice trips.

>>5569441
>people dying
Gotta look at it from a religious point of view. Death isn't anything to worry about it isn't really even a punishment, just a transition. And even the worst suffering is temporary.
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>>5569500

D'aaww, that pic's cute.
He looks adorable with curly hair, I wanna see it tossle around.

And honestly, I could do with deleting all of mine but there's something really sentimental about them all. I don't record as much as I used to.

Also were you trying out for voice acting??
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>>5569490
>It just watches with no personal attachment to what happens.
>Observation not intervention.

So, there's zero reason why one should worship such a God.
If it doesn't give a crap about whether you live or die, why should we believe that it gives a shit about the way we choose to live our lives, like religions suggest?
It literally makes no sense.

>>5569517
>Death isn't anything to worry about it isn't really even a punishment, just a transition.

If life isn't precious, what are the arguments against murder, suicide, abortion etc etc?
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>>5569475
That jockstrap looks fun to wear.
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>>5569514
I'm only here out of boredom. If it weren't MLK day I'd be at the gym and class.
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>>5569534

wtf is MLK day?
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>>5569547
>What is google?
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>>5569444
>how do you like to cheer up
Doing anything I love to do.
>bonsai trimming
>anything plant related
>vidya games
>organizing
>shit posting on 4chan
>eat
>drink coffee
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>>5569521
I've always preferred straight hair, I wish mine didn't flick up around my shoulders.
>Also were you trying out for voice acting
No, it's mostly recordings for Vocaroo threads, among other things.
I don't have a nice voice, or the range for voice acting.

>>5569547
Martin Luther King Day, even I know that.
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>>5569547
Martin Luther King Jr. Day. All schools are not in session today.
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Is there any point in being gay if you aren't a 9/10
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>>5569562
>>anything plant related
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>>5569572
No
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>>5569572
Lol I'm like a 5/10 and gay guys seem to like me pretty well.

Seriously though, the amount of personal preferences that gay guys have is kind of staggering compared with women. Twinks, Chubs, Bears, Husbandos, Otters, Wolves, pups, Sayters etc. Pretty much no matter what you look like, you're going to make some gay guys dick diamonds.
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>>5569578
I would totally grow pot if it were legal to do so. Just because you can make a drug out of it/smoke it doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to live and grow.

>let it grow, let it grow
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>>5569594
No
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>>5569599
I should have posted this
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHW5Vz0HgRE
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>>5569604
woops wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNmOWYmDKNE
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>>5569503

ok, i don't agree with that but i do just naturally think of him a lot, I mean also
>>5569562 those muscle tiddies

>>5569566

I've helped voice act for some indie projects in the past before, it's really hard, desu
You can just talk naturally like I assumed, there's this whole theatrical flair to it that makes me feel weird to just sustain for too long. I don't think i'm cut out for it.
Also, straight hair?

puu.sh
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>>5569572

There isn't any point to anything, anon.
But dick is pretty nice, so, you know
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>>5569604
>(Very Funny)
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>guy on grindr I'm talking to doesn't like diana ross
dropped
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>>5569610
wrong video, sorry. I use ctrl + c constantly and sometimes I copy things I don't mean to paste.
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>>5569611
Diana Ross is pretty good, but unless he hates her I see no reason to stop talking to someone just because they aren't Diana Ross fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qOiNnK7AFg&list=PLbYb5_Imn1rth1N8KEKu3rPfDKj8amoed&index=16
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>tfw became so /fit/ that i have "holes" where I've got no energy at all and my mood is shitty.
i need to keep eating a lot.
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>>5569622
>>5569631

You're so plain and frank with your typing style, I like it
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>>5569635
>>5569635
Water, brotiens, complex carbs, veggies.
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>>5569635
>holes lacking energy
Have you thought of getting a dildo?
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>>5569641
>complex carbs
Like fully rye bread and what else?
If I didn't drink so much water every day I would probably die. And yeah I eat a lot of protein.
>>5569644
>implying I don't own 2 already ;)
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>>5569640
That's how I am irl. I see no reason to pussyfoot around. I say what I do with no remorse. Sadly people don't like my honesty. They want fakeness and I despise being fake. I say what I mean and mean what I say and needless to say I really don't have friends apart from my husband and family members.
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>>5569647
Clearly, not often enough.
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>>5569603
no what?
>>5569641
This. Sounds like you need more complex carbs to keep your energy levels constant.
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>>5569656
I probably eat too little and too much cardio.
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>>5569647
>Like fully rye bread and what else
>>5569647
Oats, corn, potatoes, beans.
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>>5569655
>needless to say I really don't have friends apart from my husband and family members.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
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>>5569664
>crying publicly
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>break up w/ bf of 1 year
>feel like absolute shit all week even though I'm the one who broke it off
trying to play CSGO to get this nigga off my mind but damn I feel like I made a big mistake
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>>5569655
I know this feel, except I have other friends. I think there's a difference between being fake and being polite, and that difference is important.

>>5569658
No, you're not a 5/10, Ann.
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>>5569660
I meant whole grain bread, fuck
And thanks for the tips.
I know that I am a little bit anorexic, I need to change that. I told you my story last night.
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>>5569664
also he's taking forever to say what he's crying about.
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>>5569659
Height/weight/calories per day?

>>5569672
>crying privately
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>>5569609
I got a main role in a school play once, and had to hold a German accent. It was exhausting.
>straight hair
Not with your hair texture, unless you can get it perfectly smooth it just looks damaged.

>>5569664
kek, it kinda looks like SP.
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>>5569674
Think of it as a growing pain.
>>5569677
>I told you my story last night.
Don't think i was present. Was watching the dem debate.
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>>5569675
I'm polite to people I don't know, but i'm more polite with people I know personally in my life. I just see no reason to show extreme care and kindness to people I don't even know.
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>>5569675
You're right probably closer to 3-4/10.
>tfw hideous mong face
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>>5569684
5'9" / 140 / ~1300
I know I am fucked.
>>5569687
Let's see if other people are interested, I can search it on the archive and copy & paste it.
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>>5569685
>kek, it kinda looks like SP.
tru.

>>5569672
Yeah, i cringed throughout the video.
I really don't like it when men cry, for some reason.
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>>5569694
>Let's see if other people are interested, I can search it on the archive and copy & paste it.
>>5569694
K. I'm lifting rn so I have time, fampai.
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>>5569685
Except SP has a deeper less gay voice and he doesn't cry. I've never seen him cry. He got teary eyed a few times at movies, but not full out balling like this guy. Plus SP is taller and more muscular and well - more handsome. I really can't watch this video. I stopped watching after 1 minute and stopped listening around 2:30 and refuse to listen or watch anymore.
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calling all trips post nudes
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>>5569694
Jesus. Why are you trying to lose weight at 140?

>>5569711
At work, no nudes. Pretty sexy foot pic, if you're willing to go back a few threads. lol
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>>5569711

I have a porn blog but I don't think I'd ever share it here
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>>5569711
I have one saved on imgur from my past before I met SP. I don't know how to get pics removed from imgur especially ones this old. I know SP would be upset if I posted it.
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>>5569721
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>>5569691
I'm polite to strangers, but I work guest services, so I do that by treating them like toddlers who need constant help. I'm actually meaner to people close to me, since I know for a fact that anything they do wrong can't be blamed on secret mental handicaps.

>>5569692
Yeah, you should just give up and beg me to marry you already. Who else would take you in?
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>>5569721
chering is caring
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>>5569716
>Jesus. Why are you trying to lose weight at 140?
As I said, I'm mentally a bit fucked lately. I developed some sort of bad mindset. I just can't imagine myself gaining weight and looking good.
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>>5569736

Do what you want - its your body - but dont try and pretend you are in any way /fit/ or even healthy. You arent.
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>>5569727
Good point. I thought you had a stict no 7+ dick rule though.

Rather be alone, then trapped in another sexless marriage. lol
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>>5569736
>I just can't imagine myself gaining weight and looking good.
Bro, if is too short to be fuckable to everyone.
Who cares. Just get a good skill, and you'll have a great Self Esteem Backbone. I call it a SEB.
I made up that acronym.
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>>5569727
I know what you mean I use to work retail/cashiering you have to act fake constantly. It's sickening to my stomach I know.
>be da dood durl you always have to de
>let it doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKNB2Fgqhk
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>>5569724

I only care about bullying if maton-kun does it.

>>5569732

No, I don't want to. I feel like I just finally got let chill here and I don't want to get hate from people thinking i'm attentionwhoring again.
Shits up the thread, too.
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>>5569444
I dont drink, I dont do drugs, I have no friends. What do i do to cheer myself up? I eat, and then I hate myself because I am fat and lonely.
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>>5569736
I'd try to put on some mass. If you don't like it doing what you're doing now will make it drop off in no time.
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>>5569747
>if is too short
* Life is too short
typo :^o
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>>5569704
Fuck, I can't find it in the archive.
Basically it's about me becoming a bit anorexic. I'm working out every day and I do a lot of cardio. Otherwise I only have bad thoughts. At the same time I am really hungry all the time and without energy. I only feel good for a couple hours after eating a lot and the problem is I always think about food when I'm working out (I've never done that before, I was never that hungry when I went to the gym). I have a few days where I just don't care about calories counting and then I eat a lot of unhealthy food and feel terrible afterwards. I try to compensate that by working out a lot the next day and starving myself basically. Somehow I'm never really satisfied lately.
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>>5569757
Don't be so hard on yourself.
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>>5569743
You said you wouldn't put it all in. Maybe with enough practice, you can remodel my bp to accommodate you.

>>5569748
I'm a pathological liar so being polite to customers is perfect for me. They need you, Jupp, they can't do anything on their own!
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>>5569754
>If you don't like it doing what you're doing now will make it drop off in no time.
I don't understand, what do you mean exactly?
>>5569742
It's still alright, my BMI.
>>5569747
>>5569756
Yeah you are right. My goal was to get nice abs till the summer but it's hard.
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>>5569770
>pathological liar
I don't believe that.
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>>5569767
I know.
I think I bascially need someone to support me on my diet and work out. I'm too stupid when I'm doing this alone.
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>>5569770
>they can't do anything on their own
Yeah if you ever work in a gas station convenience store you soon learn just how hopeless and needy people are and not only that they are impatient as well. The 3 very unbecoming traits that no one finds appealing.
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>>5569709
It looks like SP, Juppy.
I bet he cries all the time when you're not around to abuse him.

>>5569752
>maton-kun
I don't understand.
The guitar manufacturer?
I don't play guitar, in fact, I dislike it a lot when people play guitar in my presence.
I glare at buskers whenever I pass them in the streets, good for nothing cunts.
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>>5569779
>I'm too stupid when I'm doing this alone.
You aren't stupid. You are searching for something wrong/ problem solving. That's a sign of high intelligence. You're just hard on yourself.
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>>5569783
>me
>abuse SP
what are you going on about?
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I just realized: It's probably not healthy to supress hunger with diet coke, cigarettes and coffee.
>>5569786
Maybe, I just need to get used to a better diet now. I should gain a bit weight.
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>>5569783

It's spanish for bully.
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>>5569778
Refuge in audacity. I'm recovering, but there was a time in my life where most everything I said was false. My true, inner self is fragile and I don't like feeling vulnerable. Melt the ice around my heart, anon.

>>5569782
I've gotten lucky with the hotel job, most people are too sleepy to be very rude in the mornings. Except for this one repeat who seriously hates me, everyone is nice and polite back.
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>>5569794
>Maybe, I just need to get used to a better diet now. I should gain a bit weight.
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Also, pic related. Been living off this for years.
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>>5569770
I can honestly say, I've never done and serious remodeling with my penis before.

>>5569772
If you bulk up to say 160, and decide you don't like the way you look. Eating 1300 cal a day, and doing lots of cardio will get you back to 140 in no time.

>>5569778
Just goes to show how good he is at it.
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>>5569801
>Refuge in audacity. I'm recovering, but there was a time in my life where most everything I said was false. My true, inner self is fragile and I don't like feeling vulnerable. Melt the ice around my heart, anon.
It's ok. Being frightened is nothing to be frightened about.
Do you think Abraham Lincoln wasn't scared during the civil war? Even though he knew he'd win, he began writing daily angry letters to lots of people out of stress. Ms. Lincoln ended up tearing up these letters before the postman saw them, to save Lincoln's relationships. After the war, he thanked her graciously for being more mature. But there's nothing wrong with just writing.
Remember, writing can help ANYONE.
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>>5569803
Nice, yeah I try to eat like that.
Fucking chocolate makes me cheat sometime :(
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>>5569811
Oh okay. I believe that gaining & losing weight that fast is in general bad. Like for the skin and shit.
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>>5569801
>hotel job
Jeez I remember those days. I worked that the front desk at a motel once. It was awful especially this one couple who were displaced from New Orleans because of Hurricane Katrina. They were so rude and annoying as hell. They practically lived there in the motel all my time of working there. We apparently were their messengers. They would receive phone calls through the motel and we had to dispatch these calls to their room. So instead of getting easy pay as you go phones like the should have they made us be their personal operators. It annoy me so much. I'm glad I quit that job.
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>>5569783
>I dislike it a lot when people play guitar in my presence.
you some kind of bass player, sonny?
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>>5569823
You're skin is pretty elastic. and when I say no time, I mean like 6-8 weeks, so not literally overnight.

Bulking up would probably take allot longer. I put on 60 in about 9 months, but that was pretty much eating everything in sight that wasn't nailed down.
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>>5569472
Forgot I wasn't on /r9k/

Gay spergs are the worst
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>>5569831
Do you have a fast metabolism? Like you don't easily gain weight?
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>>5569789
He's afraid to speak up, but the pain in his eyes tell me more than words ever could.
SP and I share a very special connection.

>>5569796
Oh. We don't have those here.

>>5569825
I don't play any instruments, I just don't like when people play music in public.
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give me strength to lift early in the day, gaygen, i'm flimsy and weakwilled
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>>5569839
>sp and I share a very special connection
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>>5569841
literally impossible for me. i always go around noon.
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>>5569711
;););)
http://imgur.com/qfiapLY
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>>5569838
The point of bulking is to gain muscle, not fat.
You can gain a lot more than 60lbs in 9months, if you eat like a fatass but you'll end up looking like a sack of shit.
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>>5569848
that is really you?
hot.
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>>5569848
pretty tiny, but not bad.
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>>5569841
morning is for cardio

nothing wakes you up faster than the initial burst of "why the fuck am I outside?" at 6am in freezing weather and you forgot your gloves in the house so you're trying to finish the route even faster just so you can get back in
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Check out this top-tier life advice lads
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>>5569839
>I don't play any instruments, I just don't like when people play music in public.

Lighten up desu. it's light-hearted and fun, makes no difference to your day

A lot of people here cling to this idea that 'i don't like X' means 'I HATE X SO MUCH ARGH' and they just stress themselves out.

If you don't like the music, fine, just don't pay attention to it, don't stick around, put in earphones, whatever. At very least understand that the busker is having fun doing something they're passionate about and getting paid for it, and a lot of people walking past enjoy it. which is more than you can say for most.

A little culture here and there doesn't hurt m8
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>>5569848
D'Awww, that's cute.
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>>5569838
I used to be a skelly too. When I started lifting/eating seriously I was 150 at 6'2" ish.
>>5569851
I must have screwed up then. Allot of the weight I put on was fat.
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>>5569848

...what happened to your selfrespect to lead you to this point?
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>>5569500
Pic on the right is now going to be my ideal look. I may never be that cute but seriously that's the most attractive look I've seen on a masculine guy without giving off "top only, no cuddles" vibes.
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Ok fine whatever, time to lift ugh going to hate this

>>5569858

I already went bike riding, I think i'm ok although desu i kinda wanna go ride some more.

>>5569848

Kyuuuuuute
makes me want to share one, too, now
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>>5569871
he looks like bjork
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>>5569859
>not picking both

Fucking Cosmo, get it together.

>>5569868
Please take me to the gym and coach me into being a hot jock.
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>>5569845
W-what's so funny?

>>5569871
lmao
I'm guessing you meant to quote Crip Dick.
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>>5569875
he looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
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>>5569868
I use to be fatty.
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>>5569859

COSMO DOES IT AGAIN
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>>5569853
yah
>>5569855
>pretty tiny
haha my cock???
>>5569864
haha ty!!! x
>>5569874
y-you too
>>5569870
who even cares tho its just my cock nbd
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>>5569886

>tfw not brave enough to get a buzzcut and go for the "beefy soldierboy" look
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>>5569886
>used to be
Okay, gurl.
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>>5569894
you won't be satisfied til you try and get a job in the year 2020 and the google skynet overlords search every nook and cranny of your social media postings and, through biometrics, recognizes your penis
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>>5569886
Height?

>>5569868
>I must have screwed up then. Allot of the weight I put on was fat.

Isn't it like medically recorded that you can only put on like 25 pounds of muscle per year?
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>>5569894
yeah your cock looks tiny in the pic, but not bad.
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>>5569904
5'9"
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Remember: if a guy you are dating complains that you spend too much money on handbags, it means he wants to marry you in 20 years

#thankscosmo
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>>5569901
in the year 2020 no-one is going to care about dickpics
>>5569906
rude
its like 6 and a half inches its just the angle srsly
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>>5569910
Nice.
I'm 5'11'' and was 180lbs on my fattest life period.
Down to 150 now trying to put on more muscle.
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>>5569930
okay I believe you, but it is the bad camera angle . I'm just being honest at what I see.
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>>5569930
that's quite small t b h
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>>5569931
More muscle = more calories burned daily
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>>5569901
>implying the people at Google aren't all gay nerdy twinks who would hire you on a second to stare at your manly physique
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>>5569935
thats interesting
>>5569936
probably bigger than u bitch
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I got me nice striped undies today!!! I'm happy ^~^
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>>5569942
Yeah, i know.
Just wanted to lose all the extra fat first and get it out of the way, that's why i was on a cut diet.
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>>5569475
Reminds me of this banger

http://youtu.be/aUBzGKpHGAY
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>>5569966

>greg

lol
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>>5569973
lol wut

that talking lips reminds me of what what in my butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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>>5569882
Sounds like fun to me.
>tfw no lifting buddy
>tfw no lifting buddy with benefits.

>>5569886
Mirin. That's some pretty great progress.

>>5569904
Jeez. I hope not. Putting on 35lbs of fat to get 25 pounds of lbm would suck. I guess I'll see how much of it is still fat, when I finish this cut.
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>>5569975
He's the new /fit/ meme, don't you know?
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>>5569964
My undies were supposed to show on friday and they still arent here >:(
Stupid usps
The aussiebums are gonna get here first at this rate

Post striped bp

>>5569966
That's always a good idea. Being builtfat is no fun
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>>5569992
>tfw no lifting buddy with benefits.
L O N D O N
O
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>>5569992
>I hope not. Putting on 35lbs of fat to get 25 pounds of lbm would suck.

It's 20-25 pounds of muscle/year for elite athletes.
Maybe it works different with noob gains, if you were skelly.
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Hello friends!

How are we all today?
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>>5569964
Pics.

>>5569996
I don't know how people do it. At my heaviest, tying my shoes was a pain. I couldn't go through life like that.
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>>5569848
Nice
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>>5570009
Fuck off chromia
Jk
I'm pretty good, had a date on Sunday, it went well, hope we go out again soon
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>>5569848
S L 0 0 T
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>>5570004

hey im in london

do you want a lifting buddy?
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>>5569992
>invited SP to come with me to Uni gym
>we do exercises
>head to the locker room
>notice the showers were empty and no one around
>slip into the shower together
>start to get light headed from the sauna
>couldn't have sex because almost passed out of heat exhaustion
Sometimes sexual escapades with your significant other doesn't go as planned in your sexual fantasies.

Hopefully next time we decide to do that we eat before we exercise and drink plenty of water. Normally I'm not sexual at all when I go to the gym. My sexual feelings are turned off and I'm there to workout only, but having SP with me was sexually arousing. That's why I normally go to the gym alone.
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>>5569992
Ann i need lifting buddy
Motivating myself is fucking impossible these days
Move here pls. My gym has towel service and a jacuzzi

>>5570008
Everyone is different. The human body can easily put on more than 25lbs. Just look at roiders.
There are people with naturally higher hormona levels. Are they capped at 25lbs/yr just because they're natural?

>>5570010
FatLife is pain. Being lighter feels so much better it's not funny
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>>5570009
kys
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>>5570020

Eskuzmegurlpls

That's good, hopefully it go well and you'll be getting your degenerate twink hole ploughed daily.


>>5570034

No thanks!
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>>5570040
Emm I'm the top (he's twinkier if you can imagine)
But I'm pretty chuffed desu, once I have him I can leave this shit hole for good
I hope
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>>5570029
>Everyone is different.

That's a given, a low test guy and naturally high test guy won't have the same gains in a year.
I was just talking about a research i read that was conducted on elite athletes, supposedly with no roids.
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>>5570026
Probably south London scum desu
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Question for /gaygen/:

Do you ever get boners just from seeing another man, be it a picture or IRL, like many straight guys claim to get from looking at hot women?
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>>5570066
I feel. They probably extrapolate from a short period of testing. Offseason going onseason may build 4lbs of muscle in the time a noob builds 2lbs, but the noob will build 2lbs all year where the athlete will stall out as they're much closer to their performance ceiling.

The more you have to gain, the faster it can happen.

>>5570084
>getting boners
>ever
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>>5570010
>pics
Do you think I'm a slut?
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>>5570087
were all sluts anonymous
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>>5570084
No. But I'm asexual I'm told.
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>>5570087
You are trying to draw attention to the fact that you have pretty underwear. It is logical to think that you want to draw attention to your libido with that.

So, want to give pics or are you too coy?
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ok i did it my butt hurts and my legs are wobbly
now i'm eating kiwis and tofu and lots of water

>>5570084

I don't get a boner but I feel a hot flush and my hips and chest get tingly

maybe the girliest thing i've said here

>>5570087

of course you're a slut
if you weren't, you wouldn't be here
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>>5569992
>tfw after a good work out, get molested in the locker room

Good times.

>>5570084
Yes.
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>>5570084
If he's doing something sexual then it depends on what he's doing. Plain men not though.
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>>5570084
not since i was a teen
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>>5570084
back when I was a teenager I guess, now i'm so ancient i need physical touching to get hard.
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>>5570084
Boners, as in rock hard cock, no.

Maybe a semi-chub from a really hot guy wearing something slutty like compression pants or a speedo, or something.
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im gonna go "work out" today with my roommates but most likely it's just going to be jogging. which is fine. i dont really get any physical activity and i've gained quite a bit of weight since i started my medication so anything helps
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>>5570105
that's interesting
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Does gaygen ever see a piece of clothing and just immediately think "these were made for me to take a dick in"
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>>5570057

That's not possible.


>>5570084

Yep, happened a lot when I used to walk past the gym in the evening. There were a lot of tasty butts around.
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>>5570131
no
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>>5570131
No.
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>>5570126
is it? i mean i'm just not horny all the time like i used to be. i mean also im battling some depression and weird hangups that keep me from boning up in public. now if it's a picture and i'm at home and can pop a boner with no worries then sure??? idk. i guess i dont get the question
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Is it possible that I'm just a sissy-in-fantasy and not really gay?

Still virgin
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>>5569444
Destroying leftist makes me feel better.

They're getting blown out in the Bernie thread right now.
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>>5570142
anything's possible
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>>5570135
Oh it is, he's not fat muffin potato like me, he's an actual twink
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>>5570131
Hahah yes. I use to get Undergear catalogs and they had assless unerwear and always thought "Yeah this is for underwear fetish gays to fuck in"
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>>5570148

Which part of Dublin is he from? This is vital.
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>>5570148
Irishanon can I come to Ireland and pop your potato?
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>>5570004
>tfw not in London
I'd be plowing Surreyanon right now.

>>5570028
>>couldn't have sex because almost passed out of heat exhaustion
I don't know how people do it in the sauna. I don't think I could get it up if I tried.

>>5570029
Where is here? A jacuzzi after lifting sounds amazing.
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>>5570084
One time I saw a hot dude in speedos on the beach standing up and his gf was putting sun cream on his legs. She got to the top of his left thigh and she had both hands wrapped around his thigh rubbing in the sun cream. I was sitting directly behind him and, because his stance was wide to allow his gf to get her hands in there, I could see her accidentally bumping and touching his bulge.
That gave me a huge boner. I just got a semi thinking about it.
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>>5570157
Well we weren't trying to have sex in the sauna. We went into the sauna and then showered. We tried to have sex in the shower, but alas it never happened. It's way too hot to do anything in a sauna
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>>5570136
>>5570140

Lame

>>5570152

Yeah see Jupp gets it
Kind of, I guess
It's more just slutty clothing, not so much that it's undies
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>>5570157
Here is california. Ex's club had a fuckhueg jacuzzi in it. Could actually sit far enough away from people to have seperate convos

Mine cuzzi smaller but the showers are really nice
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>>5570170
>slutty clothing
yeah I suppose, but every single jockstrap SP and I own is strictly for sexual pleasure not actual application while doing exercise, etc. I wouldn't say Jockstraps are slutty, but they are sexy and easy access for getting fucked.
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>>5570189

That's the best image I've seen on this board in ages!
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>>5570189

Why is that dragonite being so paternally disapproving, it's making me uncomfortable
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>>5570087
>Do you think I'm a slut?
No. But a man can dream.
>>5570084
>tfw so horny I don't even need pictures
>>5570097
Living the dream.
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>>5570196
I found it in a folder labled "Jupp" I had a computer external hard drive failure so mostly all my good photos were lost forever, but SP was kind enough to give me everything I sent him. So I must have sent him it before.

Dragonite is quite a handsome pokemon. One of the top faves. I know it's SP's favorite pokemon.
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>>5570186
That sounds pretty swank.I was pretty stoked to have a gym with both wet and dry saunas.

If I ever decide to sell my house and try to make it in porn, I'll let you know. lol
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>>5570224
>tfw want a personal sauna
>dry sauna around $2,000
>wet sauna/ steam room nearly $6,000
okay.jpeg
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>>5570170
I only said that to annoy you.
I'm going to bed now, enjoy the rest of your day.
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>>5570236
You could build your own dry sauna, easy peasy. Basically all you need is a ceder box and a space heater.

A wet one would be harder since you'd have to worry about moisture and mold.
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>>5570154
Bray
>>5570155
No it's a reserved to twink guy
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>>5570215

I just like the look he's giving. Also, Dragonite is best. Not quite as good as Bulbasaur though.


>>5570256

Holy Jesus Mother of God.
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>>5570251

Nighty night, matón, sweet dreams. <3
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>>5570259
Why that reaction?
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>>5570254
>moisture and mold
As much as I love my Uni steam room they never clean it. Mildew all over the cracks in the tiles and calking glue. Window sill has black mold growing on it. I know it's not fun cleaning them, but cheezus. Even if I complained about it the front desk would just ignore me like all the other things I brought to their attention.
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>>5570275

'cus it's BRAY


>>5570254

You don't have to worry about anything as long as there's proper ventilation and drainage. Worst case you just need to get your marigolds on and give things a bit of a scrub - or a power wash.
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>>5570295
And is it good or bad
I think its a good thing
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>>5570301

I mean... that ice-cream place beside the beach is nice and the chips in that shed chipper were really tasty. But the rest was a bit of a dive - homeless people everywhere!

Felt like I was in fucking Neilstown.
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why do my pubes have to be brown and not blonde?
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>>5570313

Put some lemon juice on them and lay out naked in the sun, they'll go blonde soon enough.
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Steam room vs Sauna.
Go.
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Decide to get 'pumpkin pie' flavored yogurt. This tastes like shit! And these damn fucking containers you cant spoon jack shit out of them!
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I got stood up again today. I honestly have no clue why I keep trying.
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>>5570327

Pumpkin Pie doesn't even sound that nice - I don't even know why Americans go bat-shit over it as soon as November hits.
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>>5570283
The one at my gym must get cleaned every once in a while, because there's no visible mildew or mold, but it still has a bit of a smell.
Mostly do the dry sauna though.

>>5570295
Yeah. but making sure it's properly ventilated in one of the reasons it costs more.
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>>5570330
QUITTER
U
I
T
T
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>>5570330
Because love is worth the pain.
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>>5570320
You're like a gay Martha Stewart. lol

>>5570330
That's rough. Sounds like gay guys are even flakier then women.

>>5570338
Have you ever actually had pumpkin pie?
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>>5570344
The bear is right
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>>5570330

You can tick one more useless shit-bag off the list. In the equation of probability you've increased your chances of finding bea. So don't don't feel too down about it!


>>5570339

Well, I would assume if you're going to get a steam room you'd have the money to make sure it's done properly. Like a, pay more now but save more later type deal.


>>5570349

I take exception to that comparison - I pay my taxes!

No, I haven't - but I've tried pumpkin before and it isn't for me. I'm not a huge fan of sweet things anyway.


>>5570354

*ruffle*
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>>5570339
My only issue with dry saunas is that the inside of my nose gets so dry that it hurts to inhale. Sweating a lot I don't mind, but the air in there is so piercing dry I feel like I will get a nose bleed if I'm in there long. The steam room allows moisture in my nostrils and I'm able to breath easier. Plus the wet sauna can get hotter than a dry one.
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>>5570349
Lololololol no women are the most awful spoiled little cunts on the planet. They need to get beaten daily tbvh.
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>>5570344
Is it, tho?
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>>5570362
not really
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>>5570312
I think the further away from the beach you are, the better like on the hills is like pretty nice houses and all upper class Tbh
>>5570330
I got stood up, asked again, we went out and really hit it off
Hang in there, you'll live
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>>5570362
Yes.
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>>5570362
I really really really like your name. Favorite Roman emperor tbqh.
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>>5570349
Just in my personal experience, they are all flaky.

>>5570357
Eh, that's a bit too optimistic for me.
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>>5570375
>not Marcus Aurelius
I'm disappoint son.
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>>5570372

Yeah, I know - the streets away from the beach are really nice. It's a nice place to live.


>>5570377

Yeah, it would be for me too - but these pills force me into a manic euphoria.
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>>5570387
And that's what I'm saying, he lives there
In the nice place too
I'm from D4 and the shit part (ringsend) so its pretty good for me
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>>5570385

>
maybe if he had spent less time writing books and more time emperoring things wouldnt have turned out like they did.

Elagabalus ftw btw
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>>5570366
I like you.

>>5570373
There's a difference between "worth it" and "improbable".

>>5570375
tyvm

Was my trip on /soc/ a long time ago, but it dropped off because I stopped frequenting boards with names/trips. It was my Legion character's name in New Vegas at the time, so I figured I'd use it.
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>>5570397

Fabulous. At least you two won't be short of things to do when you're meeting up. Between Bray and Dublin you've got loads to be getting on with.

Also, if you go to the zoo I demand you take a picture of the red pandas for me.
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>>5570398
His son Commodus destroyed Rome. Marcus was one of the top 5 best emperors of Rome. His book was a personal journal not meant to be read. He actually wanted his journal to be burned after he died. His daughter held on to it.
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>>5570358
>hurts to inhale.
I know what you mean. You build up a tolerance to that pretty fast though.
>>5570357
Ruffling other guys hair? And here I thought we had something special.
>>5570360
Hard to argue with that. If I'd hit my wife, I probably could have saved the marriage. lol
Not sure I could commit to being that guy though.
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>tfw blonde master race
too bad that i dont have blue eyes
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>>5570415

>whoops bae caught me philosphizing

imo no way it was an accident. he knew what he was doing.
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>>5570406
Ok I will do
I plan on taking him to go see deadpool since he loves it but I should take him somewhere like the zoo as a nice date
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>>5570420
You don't have any hair bitch
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>>5570423
>tfw actually blonde master race but blonde is so dirty your hair is often called brown
>tfw brown eyes
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>>5570420

What we have transcends the need for ruffles. We are more than the ruffles!


>>5570428

That's where I met someone from 4Chan before and we went on a date there. Was really nice - but the tigers were asleep and that was annoying.


>>5570423

I have one blue eye, so I'm totally master race.
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Wow

i just successfully lifted my rage away and it went surprisingly well

i feel a lot better now and i hit a new OHP pr of 45kg. huh.
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>>5570423

>tfw blue eyes and sandy brown hair

its somethint
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>>5570442
mine also sometimes depends on the lightning but most of the time it's blonde
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>>5570444
Good job anon
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>>5570424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerva%E2%80%93Antonine_dynasty#Five_Good_Emperors

> things wouldnt have turned out like they did
just to add to what I previously said. He was one of the 5 good emperors his son was one of the worst.
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How do I stop being 'invisible' to people? I hang out with friends, but noone ever asks or converses with me desu. Sometimes I make jokes, people either laugh or tell me it was really shit, or don't react at all. Sometimes I feel like I'm in one of those cliche movies where someone dies but doesn't realise it yet, and everyone is ignoring them. idk.
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>>5570444

I lifted and now i feel like shit
I'm just been laying bed and I kinda feel like I could start crying
Really want some cuddles rn
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>>5570443
Thanks for the advice
Sounds like a great idea
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>>5570456

Be proactive. Dont wait for someone to invite you to something, invite them to something yourself.
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>>5570438
It's growing out pretty fast. Almost ruffleable again.

>>5570444
That's the way to do it!
Watch your form though. Anger can give you extra drive, but it doesn't save your joints and tendons.
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>>5570467

No problem! I went at 10am which was quite enough to have a conversation without being interrupted by awful screaming children and we got out around 1pm when everyone was flooding in.

>>5570474

*ruffle*
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>>5570458

arent you married
get your mister to cuddle you
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>>5570483

Engaged, and he's at work being a professional big brother/dad.
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>>5570469
Whenever I try to be clever or cool or anything people say I'm trying too hard. Still, I managed to have a decent night out with some mates recently. I guess I'm not very comfortable because I know a lot of people, possibly including my friends, do not support LGBT people round here. They make it awkward for them. I think they know I'm hiding something, but they don't suspect I'm gay.
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>>5570423
>tfw I was a towhead child but hair grew browner as I aged and dark blue eyes that almost becomes purple during winter
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>>5570474
Keep the hair real short
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>>5570480
Getting in early might be a problem for him being in so early
But I might try when it gets warmer
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>>5570492
>professional big brother/dad
That doesn't pay though. So it's not work it's volunteer. I understand the whole give to your community thing of volunteering, but that shit don't pay the bills yo.
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