no fun allowed edition
last
>>5562864
>tfw no bf
Hitler?
say something nice to me pls
5652 post feet
>>5564248
>navy
MOS?
>>5564225
Just remember to stay away from him, you depraved succubus.
He's the one for me!
>>5564248
Come to big bro**
>>5564097
post pic senpai
blind love is for suckers and uggos
AnnSkelli post feet
>>5564283
bully-kun what were your times like when you used to swim?
>>5564292
I can't I'm at work.
Also socks or no socks?
>>5564296
What event?
I can't remember too well, I quit doing meets when I was about 14.
Someone post their back dimples. I don't care who.
>>5564308
How old are you, bully-kun?
Teenage Girl Rushed To Hospital After Rape Attack By Afghan Migrant In Public Park In London
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/17/teenage-girl-rushed-to-hospital-after-rape-by-afghan-migrant/
How do we rid the world of muslims?
Start with 5652 or qtpersian?
>>5564279
>>5564292
tell me about your childhood
>>5564308
uhh 50 free maybe? Seems like a good benchmark
>>5564309
>>5564302
Preferably both, otherwise no socks.
>>5564313
Only recently i became a footfag, Dr.Anon.
It feels degenerate, but it's SOO good to have your feet licked while being fucked and vice-versa.
Can someone who isn't an emmaciated freak pls post their back dimples?
>>5564311
21 and a half.
>>5564317
I was terrible at free, and sprinting.
My PBs at the time I quit were something like:
Free: 27.5
Back: 30
Butterfly: 30
Breast: 34
>>5564281
IS
3924
What do you do, for work?
>>5564321
shit pic desu
>>5564337
Yeah I'm naked in the picture and blue board and all
>>5564331
>21 and a half.
Gay death desu.
I just masturbated for the first time in 2 weeks, cummed buckets, but had no rush or high from it... and felt so bad after cumming because it didn't do anything at all to make me feel better and went into prayer to repent..
Once Jesus in you, just committing a sin such as masturbation makes you cry.
>>5564331
Wait, you're an Americafag right? So would that be long course yards?
You shouldn't have quit by the way, dicks in the locker room are A++
>>5564342
I meant because I cant see shit on that pic
>>5564345
>stretch marks and gyno
gross
>>5564287
You have to be a special pup to get that :*
Id post feet but I have athletes foot.
>>5564365
degenerate.
>>5564365
i like that desu
>>5564354
http://imgur.com/hCcrbGk
cropped a bunch out, but there you go
>>5564356
>tfw senpai still hasn't got a daddy bf
What are you, straight?
>>5564323
>dat tan difference
my secret fetish
>>5564374
>>5564377
I just looked it up after I submitted the post.
DO NOT WANT
>>5564374
lol
the most generic body i have ever seen
maybe you should do some squats or something?
>>5564356
comon, throw me a bone
>>5564374
>hitler n00ds
dank
>>5564332
>OPINTEL
Neat.
Humble Librarian.
>>5564377
Don't listen to these salty queens.
Post your grimy feet bb
>>5564383
>>dat tan difference
>my secret fetish
A farmer's tan?
>>5564351
>Americafag
No.
>long course yards
50 Metres. I can't remember if it was LC, or SC.
>>5564389
Is that RJ? Since when did he have black hair?
>>5564392
yes
just came up with this
feeling pretty chuffed
>tfw in the navy but can't swim because autism.
>>5564412
Thats clearly not true because being able to swim is a core requirement to serving
nice try tho
>>5564390
Our jobs aren't that entirely different in some aspects.
Can you get me a history textbook I need for class? I seemingly didn't order it and I sort of need one to use for the semester. Can you lend a hand?
I see you shitposting on /fit/ sp
>>>/fit/35655298
>>5564412
Wot. Don't they make you at least tread water in order to make it through basic?
>>5564393
Well 27 isn't that bad then desu
Not really competitive but good enough
I can't really tell if his hair's dyed or not, might just be lighting
>>5564409
Yeah well post something more revealing then
>>5564399
kek, never heard of a tan fetish before.
>>5564430
>Yeah well post something more revealing then
no
>>5564418
I could try. But we aren't networked with a whole lot of academic libraries, so I don't know that we'd have any luck.
You best bet might be to try an online text book rental place, like Chegg.
>>5564323
I like the idea of a guy massaging my feet while sucking my cock
>>5564445
alright
>>5564448
Oh I know.
I just wanted it for free bud.
So you're a public librarian? What led you there?
I wonder what sexual preferences are all about
Why do I like being tied up and spit on and made subservient to a controlling but nurturing top
Why do I like beards and muscle and sweat.
Why does being told "Do whatever you want to me" turn me off
Why do slim hairless bodies turn me off
And why do other people have the opposite??
Or, uh, anything in between
What's the deal, gaygen, what do you think
>>5564465
a worm
>>5564403
Is that you, Scarf and Shoes?
>>5564430
He looks much better with brown, but he's a meme model anyway.
>27 isn't that bad
It was okay. 200 IM, 100 and 200 Breast, 50, 100 and 200 Back were my good events from what I remember.
>>5564465
>those legs
FUCKING SPOOKY!
>>5564456
It's a really good feel.
I used to massage my ex's feet, after he came home from work and it always got him into a sex mood.
>>5564465
>not arching his lower back
amateur
>>5564490
I thought that was a pic of you?
>>5564381
anon p-pls
>all these pics of ugly guys
>>5564496
the one you posted?
No
they have blonde hair and I have black hair
Which trip is the meanest?
Which trip is the nicest?
>tfw bf used breaking up as a 'shit test' multiple times, and finally one time I said "Okay, fine, we're broken up. It's over."
>tfw (now ex)bf begs you to take him back.
>Say no, but agree to still be friends.
>My regular group of friends doesn't even want to see this guy anymore because of all the drama.
>Whenever hanging out with ex-bf the conversation always turns to him trying to get us back together, and me saying no. Any long conversation with him ends in tears and drama. He has literally begged at my feet before.
>He keeps texting me and calling me. Whenever he does I am filled with dread.
One thing I have learned is clinginess is really unattractive (especially since he was the top in the relationship).
Anyways, what is the easiest way to cut off contact with an ex lover? Is there any way I can send him the message that I am not interested without being too mean to him?
>>5564500
>>5564501
>the one you posted?
this time it wasnt me :3
>>5564506
hitler is def the meanest :(
>>5564506
senpai is the meanest
maki is the nicest
>>5564516
fuck you whore
my sister told me today that my voice gets a lot deeper when i'm around other people
does that mean im just acting masculine? does it mean not really masculine at all? :/
>>5564485
that sounds a bit gay
>>5564506
feelgood is the nicest.
>>5564517
see, he is abusive.
>that face when nobody responds to something you really wanted to hear about
Oh well.
>>5564509
Tell him the truth, anon.
Just like the straight up unadulterated truth.
You know it's gonna hurt but probs tell him that, too. But just way it, bby
>>5564518
People tell me I get bubblier in public.
I'd ask online friends who know you what they think you're like.
>>5564529
i'll abuse your shitpussy
BRAVO, MILAN.
>tfw The Kleppe has only been cast in one show so far, and it was shit
>>5564506
Juppy is the meanest.
SP is the nicest.
>>5564541
Why did you post a blank picture? Theres nothing there
>>5564516
Maki doesn't even post anymore.
>>5564478
I don't understand
>>5564483
skeletons are best boys
>>5564490
>calling Dumbledore of all people an amateur
>>5564479
all the events I'm shit at
>>5564441
It's the navy, it won't be nearly so hard as you think. I'm sure they'll get he swimming thing sorted out before you finish.
>>5564539
I was never even breast fed, I don't think any of my siblings were.
But I meant sexual tastes in general, like where gaygen thinks their own came from.
I've been thinking about suicide more frequently this month.
I'm just not sure that this world was made for people like me. It's all about pushing others over to get the top. It's like that even in nature. I'd rather just get high and watch scamper the penguin. I'd rather pretend I'm not here.
>>5564535
try me
>>5564467
Daddy issues, low self esteem and no sense of self-worth.
>>5564563
kill yourself
>>5564563
See a shrink or put down the pipe buddy, cause that aint what life is about at all
youre delusional
>>5564563
I know isnt life beautiful XDD
Find jesus that's what I did it helped me competitiveness but not really.
>>5564539
I can be your friend.
What sort of fiction do you like?
>>5564565
post it
>>5564576
>that body
>but that face
eh
>>5564549
face down, ass up, and arch the back
those are the steps, don't blame me
>>5564403
>green circles don't intersect properly
>>5564576
>just read the fit sticky.png
>>5564569
You guys are the worst
Holy shit that guy is hot, tho
Do you have any dreams gaygen?
>>5564572
I am seeing a therapist, but she's not the best. I live in a rural area. Slim pickings... Ive been on ssris for years. I watched metropolis last year and it goes against my last post... I really like it, but I don't think life works like that either.
>>5564576
I wish I could find jesus. I'm trying to be more spiritual but it's tough.
>>5564591
wow
>tfw eating chick-fil-a tomorrow in honor of MLK day
>>5564591
to find the true Tetragrammaton and speak it so that all life ends.
>>5564591
i dream of a bernie sanders presidency mostly because it'd be funny
>>5564591
To live a quiet, humble life together with my one true love.
>>5564595
You could always stop being a piece of poo and grow up.
>>5564589
>implying i'm not correct in my estimate of your psychological profile
>>5564591
For Trump to be the next president and shape Murica in a 1984-esque utopia.
>>5564608
this tbqh
>>5564605
nice
I could eat chicken every day, and I would if it wasn't for my pesky diet thing
life's too good
I tried being super occultic and all that but than I thought.
Why not be Christian?
Its extremely occultic not bey definition obviously but it has the deepest lore and believing in it makes the world a better place. I haven't swore at anyone today and it helps me control my anger which I have a bunch of.
I honestly suggest everyone to try it.
>>5564630
>WISDOM, LEWD
>LEWD
hmm
>wake up every day at 7 am to lift
>college Mon-Thurs 11am-4pm, spend rest of evenings doing homework
>15 college credits
>worked on Thursday from 5pm-8pm
>worked on Friday 2-8pm (closing shift)
>worked last night from 2-pm-9:30pm ( closing shift again, but 15 customers showed up two minutes before we closed and wouldn't leave do we had to wait)
>woke up today at 5 am to lift, worked this morning 8pm-4:00pm (the open and closing shift on Sunday)
>All nights consisted of a completely full dining hall the whole time
>washed so many dishes my hands are crusty, cracked and cut up
>tfw I smell like boiled potatoes and Coney Island Sauce
>about to take shower, and then do algebra homework for the rest of my evening
>Monday is mlk day but I'll be doing homework, and it'll probably be so busy at my work they'll call me in for help
>haven't had a day off in two weeks
>won't have a day off till Friday
>I'll probably be doing homework anyway
>a-at least I hab 4.0
>at l-least I'm paying my way through college
>r-right?
>sleeping 6-7 hours a night
>no bf giving me daddy cummies
>mfw
I just realized that booger is older than Hitler.
Why is Booger such a whiny piece of shit, while Hitler is so mature and confident?
I would pick Hitler everytime if I had to choose and now Booger lost even the slight edge he had in terms of looks.
How can Booger even compete if there is Hitler?
Oh right, Hitler is a top, almost forgot.
>>5564670
It'll pay off when you graduate. Don't fret.
>>5564660
let me be the thulsa doom to your bp
>>5564595
>Go to gym.
>Lift until feeling go away.
>>5564680
Thanks, man.
>>5564648
I'd try it out if I could. Being christ-like sounds heavenly.
>>5564660
Maybe you're right.
>>5564679
Hitler is also a try hard edge lord with bottled up issues of his own. Don't get me wrong. I love hitler. But he's far from ideal. Also mental illnesses kinda make it hard to compete. You say whiny I say depression and social anxiety.
>>5564479
hello
>>5564586
MSPaint is not ideal for this kind of thing.
>>5564591
My dream is to one day be so attractive/muscular that people will try and learn some maths trick or novelty in order to get a pretext for conversation with me, and then maybe they will actually start enjoying maths for real and have their life improved by it.
that would be so cool
fucking jesus he has a girlfriend
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
HE ISNT GAY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
FUCK GOD I HATE JESUS I HATE HIM FUCK YOU ALL TOO I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
How important is penis size?
>>5564695
Why does it matter to you anon, tell me
>>5564693
I have too many daddy issues to lift... I like being small. Cardio is nice though. I go on the elliptical when I can. Though I will admit it has been a longer while than usual...
>>5564707
Satan pls go
>>5564713
very important.
>>5564713
As long as its between 4.5 inches and 8 inches its fine
if youve gotten to the stage in a relationship where the other guy can see your dick, hes not just going to back out.
>>5564722
Truth.
>>5564713
it's like goldilocks, not too small, not too big, there's a "just right" size for everyone and unless you're going after a size queen no one's gonna give a shit as long as it isn't a micropenis
>>5564701
Math tricks are trash desu.
Whenever i tell someone i've got a math degree, they show me some middle-school shit proof or some shit, acting like they're Euler all the while, asking me if i know it.
>>5564585
Tell that to Dumbledore
>>5564722
lol you're not going to get into a stage in a relationship because we have a thing called dick pics now so you can just turn down anyone under 8 inches
>used to be the disco king
>haven't danced at all in over a year
>try to get it down with the bf at a house party
>mfw I realize I've lost all my moves
don't get a bf, you'll get some bedroom moves but you'll lose your dance floor moves
>>5564722
Anything above 7 inches is not going anywhere near my shitpussy.
>>5564729
Most of my friends are physcists and engineers, so the problems they give me are a LOT more involved.
here is one that i havent been able to solve yet, perhaps you'll find it entertaining. (NB: nominator should read numerator obviously)
>>5564734
You can do what you like, buddy, but i think most people dont send dickpics when they are looking for a relationship
>>5564741
>tfw exactly 7 inches
I am "stretching" it, aren't I? ;)
>>5564701
I want to plant my seed in your butt womb.
>>5564687
>My self-worth is fine
Is it though?
Are you happy with who you are?
Are you happy with the people around you?
Are you happy with what you're doing?
Are you happy with the way your life is going?
Do you have a life, or are you just living?
>>5564747
>looking for a relationship
are you straight feelgood?
>>5564747
Will have to look into it later, thanks.
I've been kinda interested in perfect and weird numbers lately.
>>5564713
PAVI
A
V
I
>>5564760
You are a good guy ann. You should stop hanging out around here before these anons take that away from you. This place is too toxic for posters like you, family.
>>5564497
Yeah I bet you're a straight cuck.
Hell I bet buttslut could get a daddy bf before you do.
>>5564760
>tfw could be running right now but it's snowing and the streets and sidewalks are slippery icy pieces of shit rn
>>5564713
Important, but only because I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.
>>5564670
Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby.
>>5564738
If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
>>5564756
No, I'm gay.
>>5564788
>I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.
We are boipussy sisters.
7+ inchers gtfo.
>>5564722
Im smaller than average. Only 5 inches. I have become insecure about it.
>>5564785
i will murder you
>>5564792
You guys should get a 13 inch double-ended dildo and go to town on each other desu
>>5564792
there's always bottoming or transitioning. or both.
>>5564793
the average is 5.1 inches
dont beat yourself up
>>5564800
7+ inchers REEE.
You will not taint our pure pink bussies.
>>5564807
From that post you concluded we are tops?
>>5564812
But that would only be 6.5" per boypussy
>>5564794
You should be murdering your daddy bf's dadpussy with your cock.
>>5564819
why else would you fret over your cock size?
>>5564826
Tru...
>>5564818
>With more practice, maybe, but no one to do that with.
Only if the guy was willing to put a ring on it.
No one wants a stretched out boipussy whore.
>>5564788
>If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
he's such a killjoy though
>I don't dance, that's faggot shit
all the while he sucks my cock
what can I do?
>>5564755
You know I like my life, maton-chan
I get to draw silly shit all day and animate for a living and not having to go outside to do my job. I have a fiancé who I can hang out with and who'll fuck me nice when we're horny and even aside that my sex life is nice.
I mean, nothing is really changing atm, except maybe moving eventually or my main contract getting poplar or something??
I have chronic depression that gets me at times but that's not anything in my life I can really mess with besides the meds I already have..
I do have some body issues, that's true. I think about them all the time. And plus my genderfluidity fucks me up with unexpected dysphoria every couple of weeks/months..
I dunno, peleon joven, I've got problems but so does everyone.
>>5564836
kek
>>5564832
Time for you to load up grindr and scruff and hunt 4 daddy
>>5564834
Right? As it is now, guys still ask if I'm a virgin when they try to get in, I don't want to lose my pretend hymen and have my future husband's feelings get hurt. Tops are emotionally delicate and need their egos stroked as much as their dicks. Also nice pic, please be you, anon.
>>5564836
I've heard this lie before. Not quite as many times as 'I'll just go slow' though.
>>5564847
I hope he has some redeeming qualities then, cause that's dumb. I don't like to dance much because I'm terrible at it, but when guys ask me to I always do. It's just fun.
>tfw you just randomly send a dick pic to someone and ur not sure if it was a good idea or not
>>5564855
Holly shit. Is that actually a thing? I might have to get one. lol
>tfw no more accidental stomach/cervix punching
>>5564873
is it big?
>>5564852
>I have a fiancé
F-fuck you, smug bitch.
I'll get a "mister" one of these days, you'll see..
>>5564880
yah its like 6.5 inches
>>5564836
Big guys (4me) have an urge to go balls deep, doubt you'd hold back.
Esp, bi guys.
They see women as fragile and precious so they don't force it on them, but think men can take it and they don't hold back.
>>5564870
>I hope he has some redeeming qualities
well, he sucks my cock
>>5564887
that's not big. then it was a bad idea.
>>5564885
post face pic, wondering what you look like now
>>5564885
>Y-yes sir
What are you, a bottom boy?
Im in a really awkward situation rn so im pretending to be texting someone to make it seem like i have friends but in reality i dont also im hungry but cant eat rn fuck
>>5564892
Hell no are you kidding
Some of us have jobs
>>5564883
If you ever find yourself in North Carolina, US, you can borrow mine. I dunno if he's to your tastes, tho.
>>5564890
but only like 0.8% of the population have a penis above 7 inches
>>5564895
I'm a toppy
respect my pronouns
>>5564900
what do you do for a living, Kohai
>>5564907
only 0.8% of 15000 tested had a penis over 7 inches.
stop hanging around on lgbt and head over to hm and the grindr threads. seems a bit strange if 0.8% all hang out on grindr tbqh
>>5564910
Shitpost on 4chan tbqh
>>5564895
please don't tease bottom boys, they have hard lives ahead of them already
>>5564915
tru
>tfw my "friends" just make fun of me instead of supporting me
>>5564908
>I'm a toppy
A buttslut Detected.
>>5564908
you promised you'd bottom on my birthday senpai. are you being abusive again?
Can this guy stop
>>5564933
Aw, c'mon, I wanna know.
>>5564942
He is a librarian
>>5564942
He's an archaeologist.
>>5564933
So feisty, I like feisty buttsluts
>>5564942
He's a tomb raider.
>>5564901
You know damn well that he isn't.
You're one spiteful sheila, Circé.
I'll have my revenge against you, and the rest of those smug gg bullies some day.
>>5564934
>I'm can change
Your dyslexia is getting worse, Dick Rickets.
>>5564933
>>5564954
Do you even live in Vancouver tbqh
>>5564936
i could easily beat the shit out of you desu
your a pussy
>>5564954
Thanks m8. I found two stores that sold them, but they were both sold out. I was afraid they were like a limited release gag gift, or something.
>>5564963
senpai is some fat hairy faggot daddy
>>5564788
>Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby
This isn't even my final form.
>>5564963
LOL!
Does Senpai still look like that?
>>5564978
it's not him you newfag
>>5564980
>tfw you will never pat senpai's tumtum
>>5564936
I stand by my man
Even though he's stupid as shit I will never betray his trust
>>5564976
Who are the hairiest trips? :3
There are people yelling. I do not know them
>>5564994
post small body
i bet you are a fat little bitch
>>5564985
what does he look like?
>>5565006
Ugly and fat because he has to trip
>>5564994
>Guys who can beat me up turn me on, though, so be careful.
Hnnng.
>>5565006
like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
>>5564994
>You are worth it~!
>~
Its getting late to give you up i took a sip from the devils cup
>>5565018
ok but that is accurate
>>5564994
I don't want to sound like a blowhard, but I reckon I could beat up most of /lgbt/, yall some weak ass bustas.
My #1 dream is to lure in some stereotypical twinkchasing biscum like Ann who thinks they're a "strict top" and then over the course of a few months turn him into my bottom bitch and abuse him regularly before dumping him out once hes addicted to my cock
thatll teach em
>>5564998
There isn't any.
>>5565024
>tfw buttslut had more muscle then senpai does now
>>5565002
But my whole gimmick is that I don't post pictures of myself because I'm staying pure for marriage as a born again virgin, anon. I'll tell you though that I'm 5'6" and 130 lbs.
>>5565016
Don't even think about beating me up and slowly making me take your oversized dick, Ann. That's not allowed.
>>5565028
A lot of them are pretty built, though. Might be harder than you think.
>>5565028
>talking shit
>not posting pic
gtfo fatass
>>5565024
I want to throw you to the ground, put your legs up on my shoulders and want to see what kind of expressions your face can make if you experience the full lenght of my fifth limb.
>>5565030
>>5565019
Pic related
>>5565030
Exactly my dream but with Hitler.
Though I would keep him forever.
>>5564800
>tfw I'll never get to top HO and manhandle his tender penis, making him squirm and get upset like some super fem tranny with dick dysphoria.
>tfw I'll never cuddle him afterwards and hear him whimper about how I probably bruised his little benis
>why live? ;_;
>>5565030
My #1 dream is to stroke the hair of a guy sitting in my lap before violating him anally
then telling him he's going to be my bitch for life
like my pussy?
>>5564992
>but i poop from there
Not when I'm done with you.
>>5565005
>who I think you'd be into both personality wise
How do you know what type of personality I like?
Alas, I am all alone on this cursed Island. But I will leave some day to fulfill my dreams, don't you take pity on me!
When I read all these dumb lewd posts I feel both kind of turned on and embarassed that I feel that way.
I'm supposed to be aloof and have standards, dammit, and I'm kind of scared that I might end up just being some kind of mindless cock puppet if I ever do have sex. At this rate I will be a virgin forever.
hold me ;_;
>>5565064
they top other bitches with those and give birth through them.
