>>5558440
Bump

>>5558440
I can't stop laughing at that pic.

I'll make it quick

>be me
>17
>spend too much time on the internet
>meet a qt boy from England
>2 years later
>both have feelings for each other
>December 2015
>he saves up enough to come over
>we fuck multiple times a day for over a week

it was pretty gay

>>5559671
Can't tell if op or just posting their screencap

>>5559942
Nah, if I were that OP I would've already spammed that everywhere.

>>5559657
Oh my god... I work in retail and this couple came in and they had p much the same story...

U in DTX? U black and he white?

>>5559671
My soul has left me.

>be me
>senior highschool
>gay
>literally 1 of 2 gay guys at school
>other guy is really flaming gay
>friends tell me they are glad I don't act like that
>tell me that they're glad I hide it around them
>tfw not gay enough to be hated but gay enough that people judge how you should act around them

>shopping for clothes
>guy comes up to me
>holds a scarf up girlishly and says "do you think my boyfriend would like this scarf?"
>it's the most cartoonish, offensive, and flamboyant caricature of a stereotypical gay man's voice I've ever heard
>who is this homophobic asshole
>thinks he's being funny but is just coming off as a bigoted idiot
>ugh
>best way to deal with this is to play along, maybe he'll be embarassed and fuck off
>"Hmm, I don't know. What colors does your boyfriend like to wear?"
>begin talking to this guy
>act as if I were having a genuine conversation instead of him being an unfunny homophobe
>...
>...
>it slowly dawns on me
>he is actually gay
>this was not a joke

THANK FUCK I didn't "confront" him holy shit

>>5558440
Literally just happened.
>be 23 white male
>be bisexual, but not much into one-night stands and just getting comfortable with my sexuality
>be maybe 7/10, shaved head, athletic build
>just retired from being a bouncer because off to the army in 2 weeks
>go to the lgbt bar I used to work, because they're the only management I haven't pissed off by being too hardline on intox/underage/criminal issues
>see bartender downstairs
>holy jesus that twink swimmer's body, 9/10 ottermode
>not liking the facial hair, but whatever, I'm "just here for a drink"
>5 or 6 beers in, lightweight so I'm feeling it hard
>bartender goes for a smoke
>follow, we make out really fucking hard and heavy
>gives me his number, starts dirty texting the second he's inside
>invites me swimming at his heated pool
>suddenly, cold feet
>no
>nonono why now
>he's so goddamn sexy but wtf am I doing when I leave in 2 weeks never to return to my hometown
>normally really shy so don't know how to shut him down politely
>panic mode over 9000
>fake a phone call from my mom that my dad is drunk and getting violent
>gtfo the bar
>embellish the story as I go
>bartender keeps sending me cock/ass pics
>can't admit I just got cold feet, act angry, block him

Am... am I a cocktease, /lgbt/? I'm such a workaholic I never get attention that isn't someone trying to distract me from a fake ID, so I get so goddamned nervous when someone shows an interest in me that I don't know what to do. After he kept sexting when the story got more and more violent I figured he wasn't the type of personality I like anyway, but fuuuuck. How bad did I fuck up? Has anyone else been through something similar?

>>5561543
Haha. That's pretty funny. Would people guess your sexuality anon? Like, did he come up to you for a reason?

>>5560846
No

>bisexual
>don't come out in college because it's a religious school and there are hardly any gay guys and I focus more on my studies and smoking grass and shit
>have number of female friends who I party with but absolutely nothing sexual goes on
>come out to them when I get a boyfriend after college
>all of the sudden they want to hang out with me more than ever
>constantly talking about what guys I think are sexy and who I have a crush on (Oscar Isaac by the way)
>one of them is literally sitting on my lap and acting like I'm 100% gay and not interested at all
>usually develop a boner when she does that

are all women fag hags?

>>5562074
I think just because I'm a girl, maybe in particular because I'm feminine.

>>5562925
they're all religious and have likely never met an openly gay man before. You're like an exciting new pet for them.