/gaygen/
What is your opinion on nerds?
>tfw no qt nerd bf to teach weightlifting to and make him my beefy lil genius
I'm all for beefing, hit me up
>>5555375
whats your opinion on sensitive overeducated nerds who don't get enough sleep and have short tempers and have caffeine addictions but also have strong convictions and arent afraid of standing up for what they think is right
just out of curiosity
>>5555384
>considers himself overeducated
no thx
More nerds are either overweight autists or play the sims and love Nolan batman and think they are nerdy.
I just want a cute bf who has a passion for nerdy things and can be calm about it
i am telinque
>>5555375
bully nerds
>>5555398
what about a powerlifting nerd who doesnt play videogames or watch anime, instead spending all of his free time on maths + youtube
http://idreamofu.com/
Build dream guy, anons
Fucking nerds with their algebra and shit
dad had a full-on panic attack when I asked him for his 'business' email account's password to check something related to our internet provider
very very suspect
Somehow I automatically connect nerds with these whiny liberals. Dunno why.
>>5555466
he's running a ponzi scheme?
he's cheating on your mom?
>>5555470
I always connect conservatives with tinfoil paranoids or yokels with six or ten teeth.
I work in retail and a few weeks ago a woman was absolutely adamant about not providing any form of ID when she wanted to pay with credit.
>>5555481
>I always connect conservatives with tinfoil paranoids or yokels with six or ten teeth.
Yeah that too.
>>5555375
>tfw no weightlifting bf to teach me how and beef me up
:(
>>5555529
I can teach you bud. I got a source on some fresh protein too bro.
>>5555529
move to london and we can lift together
>>5555479
>he's cheating on your mom?
Definitely.
I was in his office by myself back in october 2014 when his phone started ringing. It was a call from a private number. I picked it up and the woman on the other line thought I was my dad and asked if I was alone and free to talk. I got nervous and hung up. A week later I went back into his office and found three condoms and Viagra pills (yep) in his suitcase.
I ended up telling my mom. They had a humongous fight, but my dad ended up convincing her, somehow, that he didn't do anything.
He obviously did though, and I'm pretty sure he's still cheating. Oh well.
>>5555558
First world problems to be honest
Talk to me when your dad is trying to sell your preteen sister to a sheikh
>>5555558
Wtf is wrong with you? Stay out of your dad's business. You're a disgrace.
>>5555529
I don't know if I can beef you up but I could get you hard
>>5555592
Nope. I worry about my mom's health. What if he's fucking diseased prostitutes?
She needs to be aware of these things.
>>5555633
>clever
Thank you for noticing, Sen pup
I try my best
>>5555437
Wish I was a little more masc... I have no idea how not to be a cold cunt. I don't feel I'm very femme, but.
>>5555668
I feel feminine, and wish I were more feminine.
Masculinity is toxic tbqh. But it's hot, ngl.
>go to your preferred music sharing site
>search "funeral" in Playlists
>feel
so many called 'my funeral', but the one that really got me was 'for my dads funeral'
Theres an incredibly cute guy who insists on messaging me on Grindr.
Im about to tell him to fuck off because Im completely out of his league
My dad just randomly showed up at my door step.
>>5555375
>>>/r9k/25776390
I though this might be relevant to your interests
>>5555701
But your father died years ago?
>>5555697
Have your fun and leave him before he leaves you
>>5555707
And he's gone.
Back to his hotel room, I guess..?
He gave me an insurance card to be under his plan. Talked a bunch about how he hasn't forgotten us and my mom even after he remarried and started another family.
Said he wanted to have breakfast with my little sister and I.
.. he called me Circé. Said I looked good and healthy.
I don't know why but I'm crying now.
>>5555697
Aw, tell him how you feel
It'll be adorable and you'll finally get tfw (one night)bf
>>5555753
Sure it wasn't a demon?
A thought just popped into my mind. Did he molest as you a child? Is that why you're the way you're?
>>5555767
bad post
>>5555767
No, he never touched me.
Whatever, geeze, this isn't the place to decompress about this
>>5555375
wait... james is gay? how do you even know that?
/gg/ was some ass today
step yall pussy up
>>5555665
Well aren't you a sassy retard.
>>5555817
>yas gawd
>pic
>step you all pussy up
There has never been anyone more in need of a broken nose.
I know this is probably the wrong place to ask, but...
I have this weird irritation on my dick now (on the inner part of my foreskin). It's been a week since my last sexual encounter (a blow job and a hand job on the beach)
Is it just a rash from fapping wrong the other night or should I worry about an infection?
I ate too much beetroot and now my poo is red
C00l
>>5555892
Ask a doctor
>tfw youre not wife material
>tfw youll never be a straight mans wife
>>5555899
It's 9pm so I can't exactly ask one till... Tuesday I think, and I don't think this warrants a emergency room visit
Im so goddamn lonely and depressed and full of hate. I hate everybody but the person I hate more is myself. Im always going to be a loser. Ill always be an autistic fuck regardless of everything. Ill always be ugly and literally an idiot. Im just a loser who doesn't know how to interact with people and I have motor issues so doing simple things is hard for me. Literally a symptom of mild autism.
Im nothing but a joke of a human being. Look at me complaining on a gay board like a woman. I may as well be a woman. I may as well just die. Lifes complete fucking shit.
I hate my family can't wait to never see them again.
I hate my friends havent seen them in years already.
I hate myself but im stuck with him.
I hate all of my exs they are all pieces of shit.
I hate that I rarely even lift anymore. I can't even wake up at a decent hour and have struggled with it my whole life.
>inb4 it gets better : )
Ive worked on getting better for three years and it hasn't gotten any better. Im just more stronger looking and smarter. Im not richer. I don't have any long term social success.
Im always destined to not be alpha or beta but a freak attraction to have sex. That's what I am just a clown freakshow.
>>5555892
lemme take care of it pls
>>5555939
>may as well be a woman
o shit that's why
>>5555939
it doesn't get better
you'll probably end up killing yourself
also stfu you have exes for fucks sake. that automatically makes you a normie.
>>5555954
I have about fifty of them kek. They are all shit.
How do you not get laid?
>tfw want to get into yoga
>too embarrassed to actually join a yoga class at my gym because it's full of womyn
>>5555958
because i am actually lonely and depressed and a social disaster
unlike you, dumbass
fuck off
>>5555965
Bitch you don't know me.
Just because I can get laid doesnt mean anything. In fact it's normie as fuck to put your self worth based on sex.
>>5555961
youll fit right in honey
gays are women
>>5555979
youre triggering me right now
>>5555982
>gays are women
We'll never get preggs from our bf's cummies though. :(
>>5555991
Why don't you be my boyfriend?
>>5555996
That is one good reason to commit suicide.
>>5555991
Why don't you be my boyfriend?
watching dexter on a friday night seems lke a waste of time but michael c hall is too much of a cutie. what's up gaygen
>>5555997
anon, im a socially inept kissless virgin. youd hate me even more than you hate yourself
>>5556013
>pregnant women living the dream
Stop triggering me shitlord.
>>5556021
Thinking about whether I should have breakfast with my dad tomorrow.
>>5556027
Why not?
>>5556022
You sound really cute though.
What's your type?
Who do you have a crush on?
Honestly you seem like someone I want to take care of.
>>5556036
I'm scared he might pull some emotional mindfuckery like he used to do constantly before we all split from one another.
.. but god, I can still smell him from when we hugged.
It's so nice and comforting.
>>5556024
right in the feels
>>5555892
Maybe I should post a picture.. That'd attract some attention
>>5556057
pls let me kiss and hold and caress your penis
itll go back to normal
pls
also yes post pics
>>5556047
Just go out for breakfast with him.
It's better to do things and deal with bad consequences if any afterwards, than just wondering what if.
There's a chance you'll miss out on a good experience with your father if you decide not to go.
>>5555375
I'm a pretty huge nerd. Finding out somebody has nerdy hobbies is like +2 points/10, easy.
>>5556092
Same same.
Especially if they like sport and socialising/big nights out.
Then someone I can nerd out with on our antisocial days.
That's the dream
>>5556092
If only you weren't biscum and your dick was normal sized, you'd be husbando material.
I wish I became a tranny when I was younger instead of lifting so I can get random people from v and fulfill their fantasies than never call them back.
Im not really gay I don't jerk off to dudes but some guy treating me like a whore and calling me a girl and cumming on my face is extremely hot.
>>5556108
Does ann have a small dick or a unusually big one?
>>5556121
>2big4me.
Maybe some other guys find it hot, though.
It'd be literally a pain in the ass to fuck a guy like that i m o.
>>5556139
I get that sometimes when I don't shower after sex or if we cuddle after sex and we're really sweaty.
I just wash with soap and it goes away pretty quickly.
>>5556139
looks like my penis when i wash it with regular hand soap
>>5556139
Safe for work board dude.
>>5556153
Oh please, not like you've never seen worse on here
>>5556163
the fuck tbqh
That feeling when I'm talking to a qt asian twink on grindr and I'm starting to get self conscious since I haven't been fit in about 3 years.
>>5556139
cute af :3c
>>5556165
ah, gl anon
Itchy dicks can pretty spooky
>>5556186
post body ann
i wanna jack off
>>5556186
>It's not that big
Anything above 7 inches is not going anywhere near my bussy desu.
I'm too sensitive.
>>5556196
How's this bb?
>>5556202
I promise to be gentle. ;_;
>>5556139
Since it's been longer than a week, it's wise to see a professional about this.
Something similar happened to me years ago and I didn't do anything about it until scabs started forming around my dick. Turns out the soap I was using had some weird effect on that area for some reason.
Sludgepuppy here
How do I look?
>>5556235
meanie.
I think a lot about you during the day. ;-; Be my bf, please.
>>5555961
>because it's full of womyn
Small penis syndrome.
Big cocks don't care what others think.
>>5556245
Sludge reminds of Tyler Oakley kek.
>>5556254
Small cock man here. An insecure man with a huge cock makes me violent since im extremely confident in every way.
>>5556254
I'm pretty small, 15cms, so i guess you're not wrong bby.
>>5556250
>>5556250
>Be my bf, please.
Since you asked nicely.
Post pics bb.
>>5556281
oh my.
I love you.
>>5556190
>tfw Circe has been the best trip fag on here
I love you
>>5556243
It only appeared this morning though. So I don't know. I'm normally allergic to perfumes
>>5556245
Sludge knows who rich gaspari is?
>>5556309
Ill take circe over the other autists that came during the tranny invasion.
>>5556281
Ann, post beard. If you can't grow one, you can't be a husbando.
>>5556139
Perhaps jock itch
>>5556326
He can grow it
>>5556332
You'd love me than...I've always wanted a boyfriend. Never had one.
Nothing ever comes out gaygen flirting though.
>>5556340
Good enough. Men without beards can't properly stimulate the bp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-K7B4UA3tg
Anyone else happy because of Jesus?
>Curse Ann with crooked dick, so he may never find true love
>gg obsesses over him anyway
>>5556344
I'm happy because of Allah, peace be upon him.
>>5556347
true love cares not for the appearance of your dick
but the quality of the dicking
>when an unattractive guy gets all demanding and picky in his 'about me' section of grindr
embarrassing tbqh
>>5556352
You're an idiot. There's no proof Allah or Muhammad existed. There's a ton of proof Jesus existed. You believe in a lie and should be unhappy because of that you disgusting snake.
>>5556340
please spit and piss on me
>>5556355
He's probably still out of your league, if you have to blog about him.
Embarrassing desu.
>>5556362
I never said I was good-looking
At least I don't post a pic of my ugly face/body and go 'don't message me if you're not a muscular nordic god'
>>5556354
>bully-chan, those abs tho
>That biteable skin
>I want to hang on his shoulders while he brutalizes me
Huh.
Off to go fap, again.
>>5556372
. //// u //// .
>>5556367
>hes actually kinda cute in that gif
Because he isssss
I wish I were str8. Fat guys don't have a chance in the gay world
>>5556353
>>5556354
>>5556367
I will have my revenge, you will all pay!
>>5556383
You're not gay enough if you don't wish you were a straight grill instead.
>>5556389
Pfft im not even gay but I wish I was a girl so I can get fucked by nerdy boys.
I want their cum on my face tbqh...
>>5556389
that feel...
I have gyno>>5556389
FAÇA-O! APENAS FAÇA-O!
<------ THIS GIRL IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I'VE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HER. SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT.
>>5556389
The only thing that would be considerably tempting in being a girl would be the ability to get pregnant.
Hons with fake vaginas are fucking creepy, so i enjoy being a faggot instead.
>>5556430
Trip on swede
>>5556342
Where your from bro?
God damn, just thinking about deep throating a small cock makes me so horny I need to finish.
What do you guys think of organized religion?
>>5556462
I DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION ON SUCH MATTERS!
>>5556462
Ever since it started, we've gone downhill.
>>5556462
>Homosexuality is African
>Homophobia is not
Okay.
>>5556462
We'd be better off without any trash Abrahamic religion desu.
>>5556473
That's actually true though. Ancient African tribes were surprisingly gay-friendly.
Then the disgusting white men came and ruined everything with their shitty religion.
>>5556480
>Then the disgusting white men came and ruined everything with their shitty religion.
Word. Homophobia is the white man's disease.
>>5556462
I want to be a Christian really badly but im too mindfucked by everything but I really just want to be a Christian but living a Christian lifestyle means that I have to get married. I hate women and I am definetely not going to marry one. They are extremely unreliable and men don't marry so what's the point?
Not only that but Christianity is dying so there's no growth to it.
Plus the bible is the least inspirational book I've ever read. The terravheda and random occultic shit is much more inspirational and gets to the point. The bible is bullshit but I do want to be catholic. I troll my Catholic internet friends showing them pictures of my penis and complaining how small it is everyday and show them tranny porn.
>>5556480
We was kings with flying cars an lasers n shit
>>5556494
>showing them pictures of my penis and complaining how small it is everyday and show them tranny porn.
How small is your dick?
>tfw only six inches
life is hell
>Tfw you'll never be a skinny, blonde, church-going 8.5/10 Christian girl
>Tfw you'll never marry a handsome Christian boy and birth his kids
>Tfw you'll never raise your happy, white suburban upper-middle class family
Why even live, sisters?
>>5556505
>>Tfw you'll never be a skinny, blonde, church-going 8.5/10 Christian girl
>tfw I'm a man
I REALLY want a fat bearded nerd to make me his cocksucker footfag. I'd live just to service his cock and feet. And if I do a good job, I will be rewarded with being allowed to cum while smelling his sweaty socks.
>>5556520
Kind of sexy to read this
>>5556555
Sexy to think about, too. I jerk off to the thought at least once a day. But alas, no chubby nerd to make me rub his feet and lick his socks clean.
>>5556565
Does he have to be chuby?
>>5556572
No, I suppose not. Just a nerd with nice feet. Although hairy or with a beard would be nice.
>>5556572
Post feet ann.
This thread isn't too degenerate already, let's pick it up a notch.
How are you guys doing tonight? Just came back from sushi - it was baller as fuck.
>>5556601
Worked tonight.
I smell like Coney sauce and sweat. Taking a shit rn desu. About to shower.
>no bf to beef me up
why live
>>5556601
detatched.
>>5556607
this is the single most repulsive post in /lgbt/ atm
>>5556616
>not shitposting on /gaygen/ while taking a shit
What are you, a woman?
>>5556619
I'll be your woman, anon.
>>5556610
you can't get beefed up, your AIDS will eat all your gains
>>5556607
can you take the shit and smash it up until its like a hard ball and throw it at me?
>>5556610
Is that M'Semen Poz rich?
I'm on a strict diet.
>>5556245
idgi
my arms are like 1/3 the size of his
Would you eat this, /gaygen/?
>>5556640
depends on how much protein
>>5556640
yes.
How can I make my bp better, while still keeping thin legs
>>5556601
i have a crush on someone but hes not responding so im crying in my room alone
>>5556640
What are the macros?
I'm a ketofag, pls no carbs.
>>5556648
stuff a bunch of cake mix up there
go to sleep
your natural heat will bake it into a cake
your bp will be tender and taste sweet for a week
>>5556655
Trips dubs dubs confirm I guess
>>5556624
Nuh uh, it's fine as long as I keep undetectable
>>5556632
Of course
Is there a fetish name for when you like hot candle wax being poured on your skin?
You know what guys im sorry for everything. You don't know who I am but sorry for just being an annoying shitposter and just being a faggot.
Ill get out of your hair now I am a catholic now so I deleted my gore folder and girls and guys cutting themselves fap material. I don't even have a porn folder just a gore one of 2gbs and 50mb of people cutting but it's all gone.
I love you all and god bless!
>>5556685
bdsm
>>5556685
It's just wax play
>>5556689
good luck with your new life!!
>>5556689
Good go kill yourself now
>>5556629
Oh fuck. dad, is that you?
>>5556735
yes
>>5556703
thanks based senpai.
May your cummies be ever bountiful.
>>5556616
Glad my posts are powerful
>>5556598
Maybe later about to crash.
>>5556737
OK can u stop putting your dick in my mouth before you leave for work?
>>5556752
no, after your mother died you're all i have
>>5556752
>>5556759
it always comes back to dads around here
>>5556759
>no, after your mother died you're all i have
What are your opinions on kissing a guy you're not really in love with?
I met a guy a week or so ago and we get along.
I told him I don't know if I am looking for anything serious and he said he was ok with that.
But he likes to kiss.
I do it because he likes it, but in truth, I don't have any strong feelings for this guy.
We just fool around and hang out.
what do you think?
>>5556812
if you like it do it if you don't give him mono
>>5556748
Tease.
>>5556812
sounds cool. I would like something like this. except with fucking
>>5556829
we will fuck eventually.
>>5556812
you're playing with his emotions
>>5556837
I told him I wasn't looking for anything serious and he said it didn't have to be.
>>5556842
9/10 he's gonna have feels for you in a month or so, if he doesn't already.
>>5556842
>he said it didn't have to be
He's not being honest.
I bet he writes "I love Anon" with big love hearts in his little diary, and keeps a picture of you in his locker.
>>5556849
9/10 he's going to get his heartbroken.
>>5556853
>tfw found old high school textbook
>had a huge crush on high school jock that was sitting right next to me
>i used to write his name and draw huge qt hearts
>he was a jerk to me
>he has grown up like shit, working on a dead end server job on some B-tier coffee place
I was such a femboi when i was in HS.
I took a nude photo of myself and I'm basically ugly and lumpy from the waist up
But do I have a great ass and legs. I can't fix ugly but once i get in better shape I might at least pull some desperate old men on grindr
>>5556883
ugly people shouldn't have sex
>>5556876
That's pretty gay, Anon. I would have beat you up for your lunch money, and given you a swirlie.
My only bully was fat and ugly. I don't know what he's doing now.
>>5556883
Do your best!
>>5556897
Can I watch in the corner while two attractive men do it?
>>5556876
out of curiosity if he grew up like shit how did you end up better
>>5556910
yes.
>>5556883
some inspiration for you, anon.
>>5556931
>pic related
Y'all don't actually like nerds, you just think you do. Nerds end up with long hours and obsess about shit you don't personally give a shit about. It'll just end with you upset that not enough attention is paid to you and having to frequently babysit a guy who forgets to eat because he needs to analyze his data.
>>5556938
no one thinks they like nerds brah
>>5556925
Probably, it often felt like he just wanted my attention.
Everyone else was really nice though, even the coloured folk!
>>5556938
Dunno, that sounds kinda cute.
>tfw it's so hard to find men
>tfw I'll never use grindr because I can't morally get myself to fuck a stranger I've never met, especially off the net
>tfw I'm sick of girls hitting on me because I've got a cute face and /fit/ body and nice hair
>tfw I need a strong man to take control, and to sexually fulfill my desires
Fuaark
>>5556953
1st world problems
>>5556976
Sorry you're dealing with ISIS Mohammed.
>>5556953
how awful!
>>5556980
No, I'm sorry. Please continue to tell us how hard it is to be perfect.
>>5556993
Being American isn't perfect it just isn't whatever shit hole you're in
>>5556999
Would you look at that, I'm on fourth and you're under Ireland.
If being American is so great why don't you just go on grindr?
>>5556389
STOP TRIGGERING ME.
>tfw i will never have access to 96%+ of the world male population
>tfw i will never bring a love child to this world
>tfw i will never see the world as a giant soap opera
>>5557006
Good. I hope wikipedia just made you realize how much better your life is. I assume the sarcasm will stop.
>>5557017
but you were the one complaining...
>>5557025
Correct, I was complaining that I'm alone. I am not ashamed that I want a partner.
>>5557031
but you have every tool at your disposal to get a partner, you even get hit on, you just don't want to use the tools at your disposal...
>>5557041
I don't give a fuck if someone is only attracted to me based on how I look. I want something deeper than that.
I don't just want a cock, I want a person who understands me.
>>5557006
Norway and Australia are the greatest countries in the world!
>>5557053
uh i mean
if your personality sucks dates end regardless of how attractive you are
its not like your rich brah
>>5557061
If online dating works for you, have fun and go for it. It doesn't work for me.
>>5557067
it hasnt but thats because i have a shitty personality
>>5555375
I'm never going to be physically close to anyone again after my bf dumped me.
At least, not for a very long time.
>>5556377
Since when is Circe posting again
Where are all the fuckups and crazy gays? Everyone I meet is a lawyers, neurologists, chefs, journalists and shit. Where are the people that don't have their shit together?
>>5555375
w-well i'm a nerd, and i like to weightlift...
but the problem is that im 6'8" and that disqualifies me from being qt
If a relatively cute guy that you were into asked to let him sniff your socks while he jerked off, would you let him?
>>5557195
why not
>>5557195
of course
>>5557195
>Implying I'm not desperate enough for almost anything
Plus thats pretty tame
>tfw at dinner tonight a "good friend" tells me he was a little happy I failed my two attempts at a 600 pound deadlift.
Why does jealousy have to rear it's ugly head? Why couldn't he keep that that to himself?
>>5557207
Bc deep down people want to be better than their peers and desire their admiration since they're insecure little shits
>>5557201
Just wondering. I'm thinking about asking a friend of mine who said I was cute. I don't want to weird him out with my creepy foot fetish, but at the SAME time really wanna gt at dem feet.
>>5557207
Keep trying, you will succeed!
>>5555555
wonder
>>5557207
because there isn't a brotherhood amongst men and your success means others will have to try harder. so any chance at psyching each other out is used.
>>5557210
go for it. if it fails just say it was a prank.
>>5557207
How much can you deadlift? Is 600 a lot, I assume it is
>>5557210
i think its different if you're not sexual partners
>>5557218
I don't think anyone would believe that was a prank.i'm just nervous about his reaction. But the best case scenario is getting to good to ignore.
