male to frog : frog edition : number five : (we can do it if we work together edition)
▶ok who the shit even uses these links
▶elannas irc: https://www.rizon.net/chat at the #mtfg
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Conent%20Clinics.pdf
▶infographs suck for makeup
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶pookie bebby
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCppochww8t2Oe
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtack.fm/join/mtfg
▶scream
I dont want to be a hon.
>pookie bebby
Fuck Elanna and her creepy little following of pre transitioners.
>>5548990
>scream
>not ribbit
ONE JOB
>>5549011
yeh they're reuploading the track to beatport in like one or two days
it just sucks cause the first 2 weeks of a song's release is when the most sales are and i prob missed a lot of sales because of this scuffle
>>5549000
i love winter tho
really the ball is in his court right now, i texted him a few days ago and havent gotten a reply but if he wants to hang i'll go.
its just weird having someone show interest in me like that.
and really overall im not lonely, just at the moment. my roomate is still asleep but i want to hannnnng with her
>>5548990
>▶ok who the shit even uses these links
People who are new to the board
people who are questioning
people who might need help for basic stuff
people who aren't just here to erp
dumb bitch
>>5549029
You're a fucking idiot and you make everyone in these threads look stupid.
>tfw started far, far too late for somebody with my genetics
If I can't manage to pass (with effort) at 2 years I'm genuinely killing myself, at least I gave things a try I guess
>>5549007
Nobody wants to be a hon.
>>5549009
You seem upset
>>5549041
Don't be silly, you are not killing yourself.
>>5549046
But I cant do anything about it.
>>5549047
I am
>>5549022
winter is awesome
nanook is loving the snow
>>5549050
Stop typing like a preteen you sick little rapist
>>5549047
E-elanna, n-no...
>>5549061
is that wat u named the kitty?
>>5549062
>>5549009
Although it could have been worded less offensive this is scarily accurate.
should buy?
y/n
>>5549069
Not really, is that the line you give to kids you meet?
>>5549056
You have to try anyways.
>>5549051
There is literally no reason why I shouldn't, my family don't want me so it's not like it'll hurt anybody. Still about six months away, anyway.
>>5549082
>5´10"
>16 shoulders
>no hips
>huge feet and hands
>caveman face
>fat nose
>man eyes
r u serious?
I need so much surgery it's crazy, even ffs wouldn't help.
>>5549072
hi elanna im sorry but the irc made me have a stroke and i had to leave ._.;;
>>5549082
>just struggle and feel miserable your whole life instead of ending the pain early
what a terrible idea, how about no
>>5549088
>man eyes
isn't that just small eyes?
>>5549090
Chat was going super fast, I couldn't keep up for a bit either.
>>5549088
Holy shit 16" shoulders isn't bad stop whining
Your perception of yourself is just being tainted by dysphoria. Take your titty skittles and shut up
>>5549072
No it's not you fucking ruined it for everyone. Just so you could have your disgusting little circle jerk of men pretending to be trans.
>>5549107
You only think you're being realistic. You have no idea what you actually look like.
>>5549112
I wish I was trolling fgt.
If I had a chance at passing I wouldn't sit here and shitpost all day.
>>5549121
I look like the guy from wolfenstein except brown hair and yeah I think i'm pretty realistic compared to a lot of other people.
Literally not delusional.
what do boys want you to text them i want to say nice things to my bf but I don't know what
>>5549117
Misgendering people isn't cool
>>5549128
im a boy and i like being called faggot
try that
>>5549128
Boys don't want to be texted unless it's pictures of boobs.
Seriously. Most guys would rather you never waste their time with texts.
>>5549124
Let's face it doughnut. You are a mess, plain and simple. Everybody knows that. You would still be shitposting somewhere, wasting time, even if you were born a girl.
>>5549129
What else do you call those sick little pre evererything freaks following you around like a lost lamb.
>>5549088
>6'4"
>19" shoulders
>no hips
>huge feet and hands
>man face
And so on; I understand how you feel. It's shit, but the options are to either do nothing and continue feeling like shit or try to at least do what you can to feel maybe just a little bit less shit. Sulking and wishing things were different doesn't fix anything, trust me, I've tried.
>>5549140
I feel like I would play more video games if I passed and maybe be able to talk to people since I wouldn't have a radio man tier deep voice.
Also shitpost on better boards!
>>5549149
I'm at the point where feeling good is really weird and feeling like shit is just what i'm used to.
Can't do anything about my face.
>>5549136
Booty calls are also acceptable.
>>5549140
Stop trying to force that meme you fucking cunt, I call her that twice and now I have to watch you fucking use it every single time you post. Kill yourself immediately you absolute disgrace.
>>5549154
Work on your voice, then; at least that way you could voice chat and such, even if you don't feel comfortable being seen.
>>5549148
What are you even talking about? Nobody is following me, and you seem really weirdly upset about mtfg having a replacement for tinychat
>>5549157
What is this doughnut meme anyways? I don't get it.
>>5549157
>>5549164
I am but I wish I could do anything about my face too, being this neet isn't fun and I miss having friends.
>tfw okay stats for body but super shitty face
I hate being alive
I think I'm going to go to nap soon and hope I don't wake up
>tfw the real bully anon defends lain anon
Cute
>>5549149
>tfw also have 19'' shoulders
>tfw only 5' 10'' so it's not even as proportionate
>tfw broad as fuck torso as a result
Hope was a mistake.
>>5549157
Gaye is that you?
>>5549167
You know what, take as many as these disgusting snivelling little fat mouthed shits and get the fuck out of here. And hey don't even think of coming back.
>>5549188
fuck off rawr
>1st day as fully accepted student
>drunk and translating latin texts from malleus maleficarum at midnight while listenting to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
am I doing history right ?
What on earth is going on in here today?
>>5549195
sure
>>5549195
cis girls get out desu
Important thread related question /mtfg/: what's your favorite type of frog??
mine's the poison dart frog :3
>curled up with blu Ray of the golden compass and a beer
I'm an adult
>>5549197
depression
>>5549188
OK, I'll be back later then, hope you feel better.
>>5549197
It's either Gaye or rawr having their episode. It's getting hard to tell those two apart.
>>5549202
i think that frog is a real gem + 1 cute ok
>>5549174
I don't want to die, but I've often thought that if I could just go to sleep and dream for the rest of my life that that would be pretty nice...
>>5549212
frooooooooooooooog this is a serious questionnn
we all already know you're cute
So, considering spiegel.
How long does the whole process take, from booking consult to actually hitting the knife. I'm led to believe 2 months until consult and 6 until knife.
Every reflective surface is agony on a daily basis. Fuq
>>5549212
>>5549202
i think trip frogs are pretty cool
they post cute undertale images
i feel like i look ok today
>>5549202
>>5549227
idk about spiegel he could have a longer or shorter gap between consult and surgery, but I only had to wait like 20 days for a consultation and the first available date for surgery is a bit over 4 months away with another surgeon
>>5549225
uhmm udk me
turtle frog.. duh.. it was obv.............
>>5549234
o my god
@ _@ @_@_@_@
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_
no u
>>5549242
Think again
>>5549255
>tfw frog never emailed you her skype
>>5549202
>>5549258
omg
whats ur email oops
@_@_@
if ur pleb in the irc i wanted to say hi but was unsure
well i was gonna say smth about emo
sorry !! give email pls
>>5549255
What on earth is that?! It looks more like a turtle without a shell than a frog.
>>5549256
ok i will go reconsider my life ty
>>5549262
turtle frog...
>>5549261
[email protected], and yeah i'm pleb in the irc. also did you say emo?!?!?!
>>5549167
Nobody even uses tiny chat so I don't see why people would be upset
>>5549259
now that looks like a frog that knows his fractions
>>5549167
fuck off, elanna. stop ruining another thread
Stop making these frog editions. The joke stopped being funny 5 minutes into the first one you retarded autist.
>>5549209
everything will be great until your hon cunt shows up again
>>5549202
probably that hand-waving one tho this one is pretty qt
>>5549287
u mad? better than a million anime editions
I hope Kayla comes back
>>5549305
I hope kayla finally kills himself
>>5549305
Chaser
>>5549305
Based upon what I've seen, Kayla will come back. If that archive picture is any indication, Kayla does this every few months.
>>5549305
wait kayla left again?
why this time?
>>5549312
This.
>>5549305
if the past is any indication then she will
>>5549324
got baited by anons and she broke down
>>5549305
She will probably be back as normal.
>>5549336
Hey there cutie :3
>>5549335
spoiler: that was actually elanna
>>5549324
same old, everyone is oh so mean to her
>>5549305
how new r u
>>5549023
I actually is those lanks
hi mtfg we're throwing our feelings around like confetti trying to hide em that way
so lets listen to MATH and EMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yUTS1nBNSs
yes i am a boy
>>5549350
well she has definitely burned bridges but most of what she complains about is the anon bs that we all get but since she responds to it more she makes herself an easier target
>>5549340
Hey there! How are you today?
>>5549356
do you have a penis? then how can you be a boy?
>>5549362
Some boys have penises; deal with it.
>>5549362
umm
im saying the music is boyish
and ya im a boy
u dont need a penis to be a boy
>>5549362
I-I have a girltinkler
thats a penis right?
>tfw you will never have a penis
>>5549362
Had a yummy lunch, still drinking icky sugary schnapps :3
What about you?
Thinking about steaming some veggies or making a sandwich for dinner (still trying to lose weight... well the schnapps certainly doesn't help)
We should game sometime if we have anything co-op
>>5549305
>>5549373
girl tinklers are glittery and shimmer in the light
penis are boys parts
>>5549350
Surprising amount of people who are actually super cute who lower there standards too then I guess. Going on a second date with a guy soon to give him a chance idk. He didn't feel special or anything, he was really smart and cute and nice but no click on the first date.
>>5549387
>their*
I'm so ashamed of myself. Daydrinking you have betrayed meeeeeeeeee
>>5549387
you won't know the truth until you give him your boypussy
>>5549350
puhlease, Nycteri is really cute.
>>5549395
lol fuck this hugboxing bullshit
>>5549394
I was tempted to go further when we were making out in the park but I realized I should probably put the brakes on before things went too far? IDK. I am new to all this ;-;
>>5549402
who else have i been calling cute here?
In my mind, shes really really beautiful.
>>5549403
so he didn't even get to suck your dick? and you're wondering why things didn't seem to click? geez
Can we have a kayla greatest hits of all the really stupid shit she had said and done? Like the death threats and hoping we all get killed.
>>5549407
You just have unbelievably shit taste.
Kayla and nycteri, please.
>>5549305
She'll be here by Saturday, if not way sooner.
>>5549410
I've only been lurking here for a short time and within the span of this week I've seen her go from having an ego the size of pluto, to playing the victim, to hating the world because she doesn't want to work to feeling like everyone is against her.
It's been really entertaining.
>>5549419
so then you're saying he wants to bottom for you? make sure he cleans up, or it could get messy
I miss all the old trips.
It was so much more entertaining in aug sep oct.
>YOU GOT MAGITECH ON MY ADVENTURE FANTASY
>YOU GOT ADVENTURE FANTASY ON MY RELIGIOUS METAPHOR
>>5549428
lol like who?
Mtfg, why does everyone hate me?
Can somebody post a link to pics of trips?
Not lewd stuff please I just want to see what users of /mtfg/ look like and if any of them are cute or pass.
>>5549032
Frog and kit are literally the only sane people here.
>>5549433
teri, you aint getting shit. even chasers think thrice before going near you. the only guys you find attractive, are the ones creepy enough to talk to you.
>tfw you need coffee to stay awake
Is this what being old is like?
>>5549452
Keep telling yourself that. :3 I'll be meeting up with the cute Italian guy again ^^.
>>5549450
being sane is overrated
>>5549458
better bring him an enema
>>5549456
As the obligatory old person I can verify.
If it wasn't for coffee I would never awake and be crotchety at you youngins.
>>5549463
Stay Jelly.
>>5549444
I don't hate you the complete opposite in fact
>>5549470
jelly of what? i fuck real pussy. i don't need to get shit all over someone to feel good
>>5549466
Do you yell at clouds?
>>5549471
Anon.... :')
>>5549462
T-thanks
>>5549466
iktf
I'll be 23 in three months.
>>5549477
i hate you though. i want you to die a painful death
Hooray! Goat update for Payday 2 is done (no fucking reason that it takes multiple days to release)
I'm excited to see how they tried to stretch the life of this game
I loved goat sim
>>5549476
I mean you do you, but you're acting like I fuck him and that's something to be ashamed of. You fuck real pussy and you're here? Are you a transbian or just a hater who sticks around lol. I tell guys I'm sub and have actually at this point turned down a few times to fug. Think what you want but people can have opinions that differ from yours, and general consensus I have lately from evidence is hot. Sorry~ ^^
>>5549242
I want to soak your hair in milk and suck the energy from it.
>>5549444
i have a crush on you. i can't even be subtle right now.
>>5549477
Mostly I growl at Vietnamese people to get off my lawn.
>>5549484
That's it? I'm going on 30. Time passes like mad. It feels like just yesterday that I was 23....
I...kind of got black out drunk in New Orleans and woke up on a flight to Rio...
>>5549490
>playing games with both dlc and csgo style chests
What a pleb.
>>5549494
wow, you sound really insecure. you're not fooling anyone with this bs when you don't even belive it yourself.
the general consensus is that you're a hair above superhon status. try meeting people other than chasers. you'll see a whole new world open up infront of you.
>>5549488
How painful?
>>5549504
How does it feel arguing with someone you'll never meet?
>>5549515
If you are trying to feel superior to someone posting that weeb shit is definitely not the way to do it.
>>5549504
Cute. Projecting already.
>>5549515
why would i want to meet that hon, when i could meet a pretty cis girl?
>>5549364
You do, but not an actual penis, an emotional penis. The kind of penis that hardens a man, the spring from where they find the nectar of life. I think if you look you'll find you had a penis in you all along.
>>5549524
>projecting
there we go! saying someone is projecting is the last resort weapon of mtfg. it's quite pathetic. it's almost hard to believe you could stoop any lower than you already are.
>>5549538
this entire board is very masculine desu
that's why so many people post weabo anime girl images, it's their only resort
>>5549539
Because you're not already going ad hominem to avoid the actual subject of course~! Grow up, play shit games, get shit prizes.
>>5549456
>tfw coffee and energy dribks don't even do anything for you anymore
JUST
>>5549445
there's a pic w/ a lot of trips in it lol
idk senpai
>>5549450
yeSS
>>5549428
lil bit
>>5549538
Try harder.
>>5549550
iktf
>>5549557
You look genuinely retarded in this picture. Do you have something wrong with you?
>>5549549
if i wanted to play a shit game, i'd fuck your ass.
in case your drug addled tranny brain hasn't been able to follow along, the actual subject here all along has been how you're a hon that covets chasers. the truth can't be an ad hominem.
>>5549557
Why is that pretty boy so sad?
>>5549550
>tfw you need 3 shots of espresso in your coffee for it to work
>>5549557
hi cutie
>>5549532
xd
>you had a penis in you all along
thats the kind of thing my dad will say when i cant sleep
>>5549450
why me please explain
>>5549565
If you're diverting to insecurity in my statements about my life and how I respond, then, yes, it's ad hominem. While it's about my looks you're effectively dismissing the entire point I've made about multiple dates with men that have made people in the skype jealous, but, apparently that's unrelated, and delusional, and you turn it into me being a fetishist. It's insane and you don't seem to want to let anyone life their life happily without your negative input.
So, which hon anon are you then, might I ask?
>>5549575
>why me please explain
bcus u and kit don't post pics duhh
hi bebby
cute toys btw
>>5549574
>i am saying you're a man hiding behind your anime gurls
what if I hide behind my anime boys tho
>>5549584
It's probably rawr.
>>5549570
I just gave up even trying to get extra energy
because most of the time I get the crash, the downside, without anything to benefit from it
>>5549585
hi bebbyy
thank u...
doesnt mean im sane ......
am responding to u on 4chan instead of pming u so
>>5549584
hahahahaha "multiple dates with men that made people on skype jealous"
holy shit, i can't even contain my laughter.
chasers gonna chase, hon
>>5549598
>angie doesn't reply to your gayness
i think i'll just go slip into a coma and hope i never wake up.
>>5549599
I don't know how to explain, it's not a lot, but I'm selective. I talk to them for about a month before I'll go on the first date with them. One was a fitness trainer and really cute, the other is going to university in town, he's the one I was in the park with. Do you need more details?
>>5549589
I don't think so. Rawr is actually pretty qt and has no reason to hurt nycteri's feelings. I think it's kayla or elanna desu
>>5549598
ooga booga
>>5549597
ur p sane I think
I should go shave wah
>>5549611
angie is cool desu ...
>>5549614
it's okay teri, you're living proof that even the ugliest hon could get laid if they lower their standards enough. be the inspriational figure we all know you can be!
>>5549615
rawr is also batshit crazy.
>>5549624
no kidding, she's a tranny.
>>5549610
How dare you pollute the troll dance with a jungfrun. Only the hariest lopsided beasts of men may preform this rite. The blood of the normies must be spilled for truly divine memes.
>>5549629
>on mtfg, not t, are you fucking retarded?
>>5549619
I have high standards, hence 'screening them for a month'. Can you even fucking read?
>>5549629
nice meme
>>5549626
I'm insane ok anon says so .......
>why does no one suspect frog
bcus ur too innocent for that pls
>>5549633
dank
>>5549633
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
>>5549650
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>5549640
xd
i wont be innocent if i steal u !! haha !!
wanna listen to van morrison and look at the rain together
>>5549650
YES
>>5549649
when ur fat tries to hang out with other ppl u have too much
>>5549647
You already tore at kayla, stop eating the girls or the normies will hunt you.
>>5549654
>van morrison
listen to uhm
idk desu each other and the rain xd
>>5549649
>no maidens
>posts 3x the maiden
REEEEE
>>5549647
>The fact that you think that is proof how of delusional you are.
That really is surprisingly applicable to you here. ^^
>>5549663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDDbr1uTBCw
SHIT. I just realized that all the snape memeing was referring to alan rickman.
This hits me harder than Bowie.
>tfw thread dies when bully of you stops
huh. Heya all. I'm drinking a lot today. Fuck this shit. Tired of the hate here. Where's some actual like, real conversation idk.
>>5549667
teri, take a deep breath. you're having a meltdown. it's unbecoming of a woman.
>>5549705
you're the only real bully here. do your best to drink yourself to death.
if you're looking for real conversation, try your "cute" italian guy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>5549705
Why are you coming to 4chan for conversation?
>>5549705
I'm down for proper conversation. I tend to keep my lips shut while you kids squabble like a bunch of chickens over a juicy worm or something.
>>5549715
the only human contact she gets is from creepy chasers. 4chan actually seemed like a good idea to her probably.
>long chicken legs with a giant square body on top
Fuck my life
>>5549717
is the juicy worm your girltinkler? because then i am totally down to squabble over it
>>5549722
Trip on me
>tfw the guys I fall for are straight
I just want a nice qt guy to dom me and be my bf ;_;
>>5549727
but ur a girl, right? so why don't straight guys like you???
>>5549706
It's just frustrating how much of a meme it is to hat on me at this point idk. I slipped up once on my first week of progesterone and now people hate me, I felt like I was hugboxed before then, even anons, no one said shit, but then after that it went to shit, attacks constantly. I just see this place as so fucking two faced mostly.
>>5549712
How am I a bully? Wtf are you even trying to make up at this point.
>>5549715
Because I have problems with socialization still and have since I was young. I have trouble with men cause of a guy who early on in transition kept trying to go for my gt so I cut things off with him, but he was a highschool friend. I am just kinda hypersensitive to that and confused on how to continue cause I wanna drive my truck off a cliff in the mountains outside of town most days.
>>5549717
It's fine, I understand. I'm glad though ^^.
>>5549705
I think ur qt desu dw about the bullies ur fine
>>5549732
geez, you're so damn pathetic that i feel bad for making fun of you now.
actually, nah... lol
>>5549705
Shitredditsays and affiliated subreddits.
I want to watch the world burn
>>5549741
You must be so proud of yourself, bro
It makes me sad how much you girls fight
>>5549729
Well I'm not on hormones. I am what I am, and the guys I've been with aren't into me like that...and I've been scared to approach them lustfully so even if they might've been I didn't make it clear that I'm into them.
I'm new to embracing these feelings instead of shoving them inside. And frankly I'm kinda scared.
>>5549742
This. BRD.
>>5549741
The troll dance is finished, don't be waking up any more memespirits they get angry if you won't quiet down.
>>5549753
>instead of shoving them inside
well, there's your problem. the answer is to always shove it inside.
Pls list all the cute trips so I can make a montage
>>5549760
I see what you did there :3
I did it! I finally found the tranny that started this crap off for me. Me and my friend found a porn magazine when we were 13 out in a dirt field by our street. We flipped though that thing like crazy, it was the first time I had seen breasts and vaginas, but then in the middle of the magazine I remember exactly what it said, it said "I have a surprise for you." And it was this super hot babe and we turned the page and she had a full hard on. My friend threw the mag in the air and ran. I grabbed it and tore the page out and ran home. I first jerked off to it like crazy, then I observed it like crazy. I had never even knew what a trans person was, I never had the internet or anything so it was the only shred of evidence I had in my life. Eventually a few months later my friend found the page in my room and ripped it and flushed it, I hit him so bad he needed stitches. I didn't have the internet till I turned 18 but I remembered her and envied her. I finally forgot her name and never really found the pic ever again or even thought about it but it started gender issue bug in me. So at 18 I moved out and started my transition. Now 23 and post op I was taking the train home and the name popped in my head out of nowhere and I just did like an hour search and found the pic that changed my life. I dunno, I just wanted to share this.
How did you people find out about being trans? I mean the first time you can remember of hearing or seeing a trans woman?
>>5549751
its because all cis girls are catty :^)
>>5549724
Not really but if you're offering then talk to me on discord you sick freak.
>>5549732
Look the thing is, it's kind of hilarious watching you all squabble and cry over every little thing. Right now you are kind of encouraging the pattern of behavior. Remember, it takes two to tango.
>>5549763
Me desu
>>5549771
i've tangoed by myself before. felt pretty good desu senpai
>>5549763
1) kayla
2) rawr
3) angie
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that's about it.
>>5549763
kit
>>5549775
The word filter makes your comments hilarious.
Is it safe to come out now?
>>5549789
let me eat your asshole out cheyanne
