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>>5539389
>/fitspiration/
pic related is what I'm aiming for in the near future.
>>5539389
>have qt gf
>she usually talks in a really gay voice; think the female version of a flamboyant femboy
>get up to lewd times earlier
>she suddenly says a sentence in a really deep, husky voice, that I have never even made the faintest acquiantance with before
I have no idea where that came from, but I want more.
>>5539508
pic related is what I'm aiming for in the near future as my wife.
>>5539763
I'll post about it when I've reach wife material status.
![050_3xplanet_LZSG-002.wmv_snapshot_01.59.20_[2015.01.26_18.41.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VzutUao.jpg "050_3xplanet_LZSG-002.wmv_snapshot_01.59.20_[2015.01.26_18.41.03].jpg")
>>5539508
>>5539763
Am I the only one in this fucking tumblr-ridden general that prefers soft bodies over abs and muscle? And by soft I don't mean fat, just delicious flat bellies that retain all the softness of a girl. Pic related.
>inb4 blue board
I need to get banned before I begin classes or I'm gonna fail, so get fucked.
>>5539852
Those are fine too. Personally I'd rather be fit, though.
>>5539863
this
>>5539852
Both are great as far as I'm concerned.
>>5539852
It's def more tumblr to prefer soft over fit bodies. All the same I can go for either.
Trying to be fit myself though. Shallow and health reasons.
>>5539967
Yeah, no. tumblrettes also obsess over women that might as well be men.
>>5540010
Straight tumblr sure.
Lesbian tumblr shits itself over thick girls. It's either skinny white girls or thick brown girls on all the lesbian junk. For some reason no thick white girls unless they're fatfucks in that pity-body-positive attempt and really no skinny brown girl stuff either.
That or you're looking at the underage babydykes. That are mainly bi/pan/queer chicks so they mainly like dudes.
>>5540044
Niggers are disgusting.
Ok dude
>>5540114
That monkey is gonna cure my zoophilia.
>lilaccu is making a nozoeli doujin with het marriage
What the fuck man. Why would she do this.
>>5539940
Second.
>>5539508
Eh way too muscly for my tastes. I prefer fit people myself as I'm fit and I expect the same care but full on abs? We're women yunno kinda prefer to still have girly features.
S-so we're all guys here right?
Also greetings from /v/pol/, first time i come to this degenerate board but keep the cuties coming.
>>5540345
I like nice butts and I cannot lie
>>5540358
This is a blue board but everyone's posting nsfw images, is this normal here? Because i have some other stuff.
>>5540379
>blueboard
>ever allowing nsfw
It's just that there are no specific /lgbt/ mods dingus
>>5539852
Not a trubian. Can't be. True admirers of girls don't have preferences. They love both the thick, the thin, the muscle, the average, the soft, the tough, tiny and tall. From cup AA to J. From bubble butt to thunder thighs, long hair to short, it's all good. This is a true lesbian. One without bounds. And very little standards besides a need for vagina and no tolerance for gruesome obesity or snapable bones.
>>5539508
fit girls are the best
>>5540358
So that picture must do nothing for you, then.
>got harrassed by old drunk guy at work until security got him out yesterday
>have dream about being chased by various phallic monsters and now can't get back to sleep
Bit too on the nose, subconscious. Thanks, Freud.
>>5539508
Bodybuilding is a huge part of my life and it's incredibly important for me to be fit and continue getting bigger.
That being said, I would actually prefer to date a girl who isn't as muscular as me and instead is soft and delicate. Though the girl in that picture is small enough.
Pic related is close to the ideal body for myself but not my partner.
>tfw no cardio bunny gf
>>5539508
As much as I like her body, personally I'm aiming more for pic related, should be there soon.
>gf and I play MMO's and shit like that together
>She's jap and has one of THE cutest names you can imagine
>Wants to use it in a new game that's coming out
>Someone else takes it a few seconds before she can get it
>>5540673
>your gf will never play mmos with you
>or kiss you
>or be exclusive
I have made a huge mistake. She cuddles, we have sex, she's nice to me. I'm even her favorite. But this is not comfy. 4chan, how do I stop hooking up with girls that hurt me? I just want an underachieving nerd girlfriend that likes to be physical and doesn't know how to cook. I keep falling for these vibrant personalities that tear me apart, though.
>>5540698
>don't kiss you
>not exclusive
And she's actually "straight" and takes the dick regularly, right?
Seems you like to be treated like shit.
>>5540711
Nah, she's not straight. And her boobs are actually perfect. It's a little ridiculous.
>>5540698
>I just want an underachieving nerd girlfriend that likes to be physical and doesn't know how to cook
Finally, low enough standards that even I can reach!
>>5540732
Well, you can continue to suck them. But you should easily find another girl, your standards are pretty low.
>>5540698
>I just want an underachieving nerd girlfriend that likes to be physical and doesn't know how to cook.
Fuck, I know how to cook.
Stumbled at the final hurdle.
I know what you mean though, my ex was this whirlwind of passion and colour and everything.
She was amazing to be around.
She was also horrific to be in a relationship with, since she'd go out for half an hour, and come back three days later having slept over at a friend's house, been to an antifa march, then slept over at said friend's house again, the finally come home.
All without a text or anything.
It pretty much destroyed me, but for a long time the thrill that was just 'her' was worth it.
>>5540345
Guys with penises and a mental condition who think they're a lesbian please go.
>>5540673
>tfw no japanese gf
They are LITERALLY the only race I can fantasize about now.
>>5540929
Have you tried not being a racist? That grosses most people out.
>>5540950
Fuck off Tumblr. Nothing that poster said was racist you daft cunt.
>>5540950
I'm sorry but your concept of racism might be unethical for me.
Might as well call me sexist for not wanting to sex men.
>might get paid to dick around disney world for a year again
I'm excited, lesgen, I plan on kissing way more princesses' friends this time
>>5540993
>you will never be cute enough to be paid to be cute
I feel like this shouldnt bug me, but it do
>>5541004
>tfw you will never be a qt idol/model and fuck other qt idols/models
![tumblr_nnrdkgNfI71riebepo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mPfb5HC.jpg "tumblr_nnrdkgNfI71riebepo1_1280[1].png")
>>5541004
I'm sure that you're cute! Hell, I wasn't even a performer, just an attendant, so i wasn't paid to be cute either
I know music crushes was a couple threads ago but I just saw Nightwish a few nights ago and I cannot get over Floor. Perfection in a woman imo.
>>5541061
Is she orgasming?
>>5541035
W-well I've been told that I am, but I'm not didney princess material.
Also I think my voice is probably too husky, too.
>>5541067
I wish I had pyrotechnics to accompany my orgasms.
>>5541086
Shouldnt be too hard to set up honestly. Just be sure to fireproof your bedroom
>>5541076
I remember being offered that Job awhile ago in Cali said no because standing around all day seems boring as heck and I know it's decent pay but family is already rich and Disneyland is relatively far away from where I live. Don't think I'll do any jobs where my looks are involved unless I somehow tank college in which case fuck it I guess.
>>5541094
I dunno, doesnt sound so bad.
Sometimes, a job that isnt particularly intellectually stimulating is kinda enticing. Just stand around, make little kids' days by quoting off the movies at them, then go home and engage in godless lesbianism with gf.
Sounds nice honestly.
>>5541159
Except the part where you go back home and actually there's nobody waiting for you.
>>5541198
W-well yeah there's that.
Damn anon, why you gotta bring me crashing back to reality
>>5541203
You're welcome. ;_;
>>5540694
Yeah, Blade and Soul. Anyone here gonna be playing it, or any other MMO for that matter?
>gf played as a reverse trap during CBT
>Giggles every time someone thinks her character is male
![tumblr_o0gb1ptM8F1ue03vfo2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sakm2RM.jpg "tumblr_o0gb1ptM8F1ue03vfo2_1280[1].jpg")
>>5541159
It's fun. I don't plan on working at the parks forever, I want to go corporate eventually, but a couple years looks good on a resume. Plus everyone there is pretty gay so I feel more comfortable flirting with girls there than i do in my hometown. Hopefully I'll meet a qt and she'll propose during the fireworks.
>>5541198
I want to believe
>>5541159
Yeah I suppose so. I know it's weird but a part of me would also like to be a housewife.
>tfw you can't procreate with another female
Why live?
>>5541278
http://www.nature.com/news/rudimentary-egg-and-sperm-cells-made-from-stem-cells-1.16636
One day anon.
One day.
>>5541287
So what happens if you use your own sperm to impregnate yourself? Clone?
>>5541304
I'd assume so in effect, since you wouldnt be getting any variation from source.
Giving birth to your own clone though. That's some weird shit right there.
>>5541304
probably some kind of super retard baby since it'd be like sibling incest
>>5541317
Maybe it's because I'm kinda narcissistic but raising me to be an even better me than me would be pretty cool. Would prob need a father figure tho. I guess my brother could work.
Seriously tho there might be an influx of clones because if this process if it gets perfected which will be neat.
>>5541327
Negative effects of incest have been way overblown by the media. First generational incest rarely has serious negative effects. It's when incest keeps happening over several generations where problems arise but even then it's generally only blood issues not retardation or things of that nature. The more you know I guess. Not like it really matters.
>>5541347
The royal dynasties and some people in the countryside of all countries beg to differ.
>work at small print shop
>lots of people have left over past year
>last few new hires quit within a week
>now only two people at job that needs at least four-five
>want to quit because I can't stand boss and it's not even my field
>would feel bad for qt that I work with, who would be stuck with all the work
That said, I'm looking for another job and if I get a better offer, I should bail like everyone else did too, right?
>>5541423
Yes, I would wait untill you have the right offer though.
Says something about the boss if everyone is leaving.
>>5541272
Just out of curiousity, which server are you guys gonna be playing on? A friend we're gonna be playing with wanted to roll on Mushin, but it's probably gonna be really overcrowded there, and I don't know if I feel like dealing with that.
Anyway, I hope you guys had better luck with the name reservation than us. I'm still pretty salty about it.
>>5541489
Honestly I'm not even sure what server we're rolling on yet.
So far all I know is that we're going US, because the majority of the players are US based (there's me, in the UK, and one guy in Australia and that's it pretty much).
As for name, I didnt shell out to get the fancy version so I havent been able to name reserve.
But then, my name's never been taken in anything in over a decade. So I should be alright!
I hope.
If not I'll be hella mad.
>>5541384
No that proves the point I was making. None of those problems resulted from first generational incest. Those problems result from several generations of incest.
>tfw your dog cuddles you like another human would
My dog is now my girlfriend.
>>5541676
Hello, Boo.
>>5541258
I'm playing FF14 this month. It's much better than I thought it would be, but worse than I was hoping for. Then I'll play Neverwinter with some friends after.
>>5541698
What?
>>5540988
>>5540972
You're absolutely retarded if you think fetishization of one particular nation of people isn't racist as fuck. Not just against that one population, but against pretty much all the other ones. You absolutely can't justify that without some dumbass, racist shit as a premise.
Eat shit, weeb.
>>5541317
Not a clone, because you can randomly hit upon a double recessive allele for genes you were non-expressing. And it'll be really common. It's super-incest.
>>5541713
So, like... does not finding men attractive make me sexist?
Does not finding blondes as attractive as redheads make me hairist?
Does not finding children attractive made me ageist?
You are being foolish anon.
People like what they like.
Finding asian women or black women or white women or latin women more attractive than others isnt racist at all, it's just in what you find attractive.
Of course, some people might behave in a racist fashion in the pursuit of that attraction, or might ascribe to racist stereotypes because of or as a cause of that attraction, but the base attraction itself isnt racist.
You fucking nigger.
>>5541583
There is no way of telling how many generations deep you are, faglord. That taint stays with your line for centuries.
>>5541734
Those aren't equalitive. You're just mad because you've been called out. This is why you're alone. Liking flat noses is fine. Liking thin lips is fine. Liking brown eyes and black hair is fine. It's called having a type. But "I'm only into Japanese people" is unjustifiable tripe. There are non-japanese people that look like that, act like that, think like that. And there are japanese people that don't look like that, act like that, think like that. You're generalizing traits to a large smear of the human genome that are unrelated -- that's racism.
Think before you speak, you fucking doublenigger.
>>5541761
0/10, not even coherent.
>>5541752
For what it's worth, I'm not the anon you were having a go at originally.
So your vitriol needs a little retargeting
>>5541766
What does that matter? The reasoning is the reasoning, and if you're going to get pissy about insults then don't sling them first.
>>5541763
>LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING
HOLY FUCK LMAO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT HAHAHA
>>5541773
No, I just find it funny that youre calling me mad and alone because I find japanese girls attractive.
When I'm not overly mad, especially not in comparison to you, I'm not single, and I dont find have any particular attraction to the japanese 'type'.
Gay man here.
What is wrong with you sarlacc pits?
>>5541786
The only reason I can see for you not responding to my argument is you somewhere inside that broken head of yours you know you're wrong. So hey if you want to be an ignorant fool and basically do the equivalent of going "LOL DIDN'T READ" go ahead nobody is gonna think you're very bright.
>>5541803
There's nothing to respond to. You farted on your keyboard and expect a response? Create a coherent post that isn't meme vomit and unconnected identity accusations and you'll get one.
>>5540285
Who cares? nozoeli is trash
>>5541820
Seems plenty coherent to me. Is the lack of commas and perfect punctuation scary to you? Oh sorry I didn't create a draft for you grade are you my English teacher? Seriously you're just finding an excuse to avoid an argument because you don't have a valid response. Also this is the Internet not only that this is 4chan if you wanna chicken out because of "identity accusations" sounds like the only one who needs a safe space here is you.
>>5541793
That cunt is clearly a couple beers short of a six pack, my man.
>>5541847
You're not making any stance. You're not attacking any argument. You're just throwing a bunch of random ass insults at the wall and hoping something sticks. And you're still doing it.
Anon, you might have brain damage. That can happen when atrophy sets in. Seek medical attention. I've seen this in caged mice.
>>5541774
Fuck, I hate how these tumblr idiots have invaded our board. Thank God they're small in numbers.
>>5541841
But still, I wasn't expecting that from her, the person who half of her drawings are completely yuri NozoEli, and now she's making a NozoEli doujin with het marriage. I feel betrayed in a way, yes I'm a filthy purityfag and hope she's just doing that for the sake of forced drama and not because she likes to NTR characters with men.
>>5541847
>trying to make shit about who the poster behind an anonymous post could be, instead of what the post literally contains
>tries to claim this is ideal, classic 4chan behavior
Drown yourself in a vat of AIDS shit, my man. You're so newfag that you probably fell in ass first from Reddit just last year. What's great about an anonymous image board is we can leave all that lowbrow forum politicking behind and call each other faggots in peace. Anonymous is anonymous, retard.
>>5541858
Fine let me go plain and simple and start over. How is having a preference towards a specific race or culture or even fetishizing it racist? The best comparison I can see is I like girls so if I open a door for another woman to be nice to her but I don't do that for a man I guess you could say that's sexist but I don't hate the man and it causes no negative effect to our society if I do that or if a man who likes women did that too.
Now let's say I'm sexually attracted to Asian women but I happen to not be attracted to a lot of Black Women. The only black people I hate are awful people and I'd hate them regardless of their race because being awful has nothing to do with race it has to do with culture and such. So if I open the door for an Asian woman I like but not a black woman or hell someone of my own race. You really think that's someone racist or negative to society?
>>5541867
I know that feel anon. It's a personal annoyance of mine when characters claim to like girls exclusively and/or have no interest in men suddenly start a relationship with a dude.
Some irrational part of me is just like "Shit like this is why dudes think they can keep pestering me about letting them fuck me." The whole "Lesbian with one exception" trope is getting old.
If NozoEli isn't a cannon yuri couple then disregard what I said.
>>5541863
Don't assume that because we don't see many of them here that they're small in numbers. These are the people that are destroying academia and making first world countries full of weak cry babies. They have bigger numbers than some think.
>>5541939
NozoEli isn't canon, but lilacc ships them hard, so it really took me by surprise that in her doujin she would depict het marriage with the characters. Actually my rage isn't even about the characters, but the author, for example if Takemiya Jin were to suddenly pull a het work I would feel upset and betrayed but that's only cause I'm autistic and a raging purityfag.
>>5541915
While I agree with you fully it's probably best if you don't argue with those types on here. They come and go and arguments just derail the thread. These people aren't the rational types so arguing just makes it worse.
>>5541304
Well, a better method would be to make both oocyte and sperm from stem cells, it's the only reasonable way to try to avoid getting large segments of identical DNA in the final zygote (ie assign a maternal and paternal chromosome from all 23 pairs and make the oocyte contain maternals etc). Otherwise the maternal-paternal mix (both on a full chromosome level and segmental level due to recombination) in the oocyte will have too much similarity to the sperm and you'd probably get something nonviable or defect.
So basically, getting a complete clone of yourself, in terms of DNA nucleotide bases. (You'd lose out on epigenetics such as parental imprinting though.)
>>5541327
It's not like sibling incest. Siblings share 50% of their DNA on average. It's like identical twin or self incest. You're reproducing with someone that shares 100% of your DNA. That's pretty bad. You're going to lose 50% of the difference between every pair of chromosomes.
>>5541347
>only blood issues not retardation or things of that nature
I think you'd enjoy reading about the Finnish disease heritage. Or Dor Yeshorim. Personally I have a friend with unrelated Finnish parents whose younger sibling died of Krabbes disease, and I saw a couple with, again, unrelated parents from the same Middle Eastern country with two kids - both with a severe, extremely rare, genetic disorder that leads to blindness, mental retardation, various organ failures, and death before reaching their teenage years.
Indeed these are examples of late consequences of bottlenecks or selective breeding, but saying that generations of inbreeding generally causes "only blood issues" (whatever that's supposed to mean) is a pretty severe downplay, when you could have any possible kind of disease suddenly appearing.
>>5540345
Negative.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Damnit, every time my periods kick in I'm horny the week before and the week after. It's annoying as fuck.
>>5542204
Incest defender here. So what are the odds of a brother and sister who have kids together something going wrong if there hasn't been any incest from at least 3rd cousins or beyond (that we know of) for at least 3 generations.
>>5542303
Incest and gay science babies.
>>5542304
>mfw complained about being horny 24/7 yesterday in last thread and it's still going on
Let's start a Horny Lesbians Club, for all of us sexually frustrated ladies.
>>5542365
Count me in. For fuck's sake, I can masturbate all I want I'm still frustated. I hate when I'm like this. Go away, sex drive.
>>5542348
It's more than if it weren't incest, and not insignificant. That by default means that regardless of whether you approve or not of incestuous relationship, you should disapprove of putting a child at risk like that. I don't care about incest, but the moment you reproduce, you're potentially putting yourself in a position of child neglect.
>>5542304
I have zero sex drive unless I'm drunk or a few days before my period. I don't even masturbate.
>>5542414
But what if they really love eachother. I know this is a controversial topic but if two people love each other even if the odds of something going wrong with the kid shouldn't they at least try instead of saying "well the odds of our kid having a disease, etc is a bit higher than a normal relationship so we shouldn't even chance having a happy family because something might go wrong"?
>>5542474
High sex drive and nobody touched me for more than three years. God damnit.
>>5542474
It's weird how some women genuinely just don't have a sex drive. I wonder what the reason for that is. I hope I don't lose mine. Mine has been going strong since I was 13 and I'm 21 now. If you don't mind me asking how old are you now?
>>5542478
They can use any other number of methods for having children. Putting a future child at a heightened risk of genetic disease for any reason is unacceptably selfish. The chances aren't just a bit higher, they're significantly higher. You share a lot of your genes with immediate family members and the moment there's someone in your family tree carrying a genetic disease, you're heightening the risk of disease by conceiving a child in incest. If you carry a genetic disease, your immediate family members have a significant chance of also being carriers themselves.
What it boils down to is there's a heightened risk, no matter how large, of producing a child with a disease while knowing the risks. Love isn't an excuse for putting others in danger like that. The only reason I don't mind incest is that we have the technology and the knowledge to know that the only line not to cross is reproduction.
Do you easily get along with other grills, leggbuttinas?
Effectively I have 3 female friends besides my sister (one of which I rarely see around) and two guy friends. These are my close friends.
Beyond this, everyone I know is pretty much guys, even in college (sans 1 girl I usually work with). This is because it's a million times easier for me to hit it off and relate to guys.
Girls on the other hand, not only are they usually very hard to relate to, if they're pretty I'll be all spaghetti, to the point I start thinking I look bad in comparison to them and lose my confidence.
I want to change that.
What's the trick?
>>5542635
I don't have any friends (not even online), but putting that aside, females don't like me so I get along better with males. I am however unable to befriend anyone because I lack interest in building relationships.
>>5542635
>no friends
>just one person I might sit with so I don't eat alone
I get along with grills my age only when forced to (like my research group) or when they're bubbly however I work perfectly with older women. Otherwise, I gravitate towards guys naturally. They share my hobbies and are easier to kid with.
Anyway, you're asking on the wrong website friend.
>>5542635
My best friend is a man and I get along pretty well with his girlfriend. I've got a female friend too who's into games and anime but she's straight and was more than ambiguous so I'm putting some distance with her these days. I'm friends with another straight girl who had a crush on me and hated me a while for it but now we're okay. I get along with my collegues too, but I'm more comfortable with men than women, and I'm not really the hyper sociable type.
>>5542635
Oddly enough I seem to get along more with bi and straight girls not sure why. Maybe because they're generally more girly and I'm into that kinda thing? Anyways I used to have a much bigger social life with a lot of women but friend wise I only have 2 female friends and one is a 11 years old :I and the other is a Hardcore Christian (but holy fuck she's hot). The other two women I know i'm currently dating :D
Last night I hanged out with this girl that happens to be bulimic. We had a few drinks and she had to take a cab home so she's coming back to pick up her ride in an hour or so, probably hang out some more and all that.
The issue is that since we were drinking and alcohol has a lot of calories she puked in the bathroom sink. I don't have an issue with eating disorders since most of the girls I go out with have them.
But how can I tell her nicely to do that shit in the toilet? Specially since she claims to be over t and I don't want to be an ass. Really I only know because my roommate told me.
>>5542706
>one is a 11 years old
>the other is a Hardcore Christian (but holy fuck she's hot)
>other two women I know i'm currently dating :D
This whole post
>>5542723
I don't know how to reply to this lmao.
>>5542348
>Incest defender here
kek
>So what are the odds of a brother and sister who have kids together something going wrong
Given an allele x, only present in one parent (who is heterozygote), the probability of both siblings inheriting x is 1/4. The probability of the child inheriting x from both siblings is 1/4. Thus, the child has a 1/16=0.06 risk of being homozygous for x.
If the other parent is also heterozygote for an allele not found in the first parent, the child's risk of being homozygote for one or both of these is 1-(15/16)^2=0.12.
Now, I found varying numbers for the number of recessive alleles with a major impact on fitness carried in individual human genomes, as it varies with population, method used, definition of "major impact", etc.
Assuming 2 or 4 with zero parental consanguinity, the risk is then 1-(15/16)^4 = 0.23 or 1-(15/16)^8 = 0.40 for the child to be homozygous for at least one of these alleles. So, 6-40% risk of unknown major bad thing such as miscarriage, metabolic disorder, mental retardation, etc.
It's purely theoretical calculation and as sibling marriage is extremely taboo in most (all?) cultures I doubt there's any good actual data.
I did read a case article on a gypsy sibling mating pair with Waardenburg syndrome though. It was one of the most surreal things I've ever read
>>5542680
>They share my hobbies and are easier to kid with
Same and this makes me so sad because I have always wanted female friends but there never are meaningful things in common with each other.
I'm sorry for saying this but young women in real life are fucking stupid, I have only encountered around 7 young women in here (4chan) that didn't seem utterly idiotic, and around 4 of them were here in lesgen (which I trust they were women and not men pretending or trannies).
Young men are very stupid too, like holy shit many dudes that literally have no clue what they are talking about and other stupid stuff which is specially annoying since they are louder and more opinionated than girls, but unfortunately I have encountered way more young males that seemed like reasonable people than I have encountered young females. Not to mention men can take jokes considered offensive by many or at least don't mind it while women mostly can't.
>>5542635
Yeah. Didn't always used to. But I like the female friends I have. Guy friends too. It's oddly a pretty even split among our regular group and besides one couple none have dated each other. One gay dude that's my best bud, another lesbian, one bi, the rest straight.
In uni I had more guy friends but I don't think that was intentional as much as my major being engineering and the school itself having more guys by 60/40.
I do find it easier to make guy friends than girl for similar reasons you have. Getting nervous if they're pretty though that's easy to get over. Plus it's occurred where I wanna make a straight girl friend, we hang out, shopping, eating giant salads, dancing, girly shit like that and then they find out I'm lesbian and it's just done. Never hear from her again.
One thing I notice different about the straight sexes is how they talk about sex. I refuse to be friends with girls that have or wanna fuck my guy friends because I don't need to know more intimate details about how small or weird or bad or good or odd my guy friends are in bed. God damn am I happy to not be a guy holy shit how are they not more insecure with how straight girls shit on them sometimes?
Straight dudes just either go on about boobs/nipples or if the pussy was good or bad. They really don't get into minor shit. I guess lesbians are more like that too. Bitching about sex partners it's either she was a princess pillow or you came or you came multiple times. That's about it.
>>5542956
Depends where they come from. When I joke or say offensive stuff my female collegues or friends don't look at me like I'm some kind of monster, and most of the time they overbid. Maybe you're just around stupid people.
>>5541713
This is what we call bait in /pol/
>>5543016
>Maybe you're just around stupid people
How do you objectively measure the stupidity of people, though? I was taking CS in the best private university in my country with an admission exam from Caltech and shit, in which you needed to score between the 70 or 80-100% to get admitted, and the test evaluated mathematical and linguistical aptitudes. Is that not enough to filter the retards? Yeah, apparently not.
Most people in my classes were normies, completely average people. They were there to memorize the theoretical stuff and learn how to program, did not like to get engaged in debates about related topics, most of them were a complete joke when it came to ethics too, putting their morals and feelings before anything else, just showing how self-centered these faggots are. The most heated conversations I ever had were with teachers, young people are simply fucking stupid [spoiler]except me of course[/spoiler].
>>5543078
You answered your own question. And being smart doesn't mean not being stupid or an asshole like the students of whatever uni you come from seem to be.
>mfw I'm on another lesbian forum and someone asks if we "enjoy watching male-on-male porn" and I can't respond with "No, I'm a fucking lesbian." without getting banned
>>5543016
Yeah girl friends I hang with we talk a lot of shit in joking way to each other. It's not just me either. I've seen my mom and her work friends and they talk some damn shit and offensive fucked up jokes.
Either you don't get to know girls well enough to be at that shittalking stage of friendship or you're one of those "I'm not like other girls" sluts. If you wanna be on dudes dicks that bad just go sit on one.
>>5543143
>enjoy watching male-on-male porn
Just how. How can you enjoy this shit, especially when you're a lesbian? And now it reminds me that one of my collegues was watching gay porn of his fucking phone. At work. And that he is supposed to be straight. Yeah, right.
>>5543078
>I was taking CS in the best private university in my country with an admission exam from Caltech and shit, in which you needed to score between the 70 or 80-100% to get admitted, and the test evaluated mathematical and linguistical aptitudes. Is that not enough to filter the retards? Yeah, apparently not.
Wow this sounds like some shit a retarded person would say to prove they aren't retarded. Like damn.
Also man do I hate to brag but I always laugh at baby cs fuckers on 4chan bragging about their school when I actually went to MIT and Carnegie Mellon for shit and met far less pretentious cs fuckers. Like "waah I went to a school almost as good as Caltech". Bitch that brag don't mean shit unless you went to actual Caltech. Don't brag unless it's legit shit it seems stupid.
>>5543165
Right? I mean, at least with straight porn you can focus on the woman or whatever. With gay male porn there's literally nothing to look at but giant hairy man-dicks covered in shit. Utterly revolting.
>>5543178
Yeah that's why I hang out here, mostly. I don't go there often.
>>5543143
I've watched gay porn and I just don't get a lesbian liking it that much. Or really the main attraction. Anal sucks. Dick and balls look weird. What's there to like?
>>5543195
>Utterly revolting
Can't say, never looked at gay porn and never intend to. I looked at yaoi once and it was more than enough to disgust me.
>>5543220
In middle school I was a little into yaoi, like naruto I wanna say was it and then I saw hinate/sakura stuff and realized I just liked cute girls and stuck with that for a while until I thought "wait...this is kinda gay" so I stayed in the closet and away from anime for a long time. Out of the closet now, can't get back into anime so whatever.
>>5543127
I really fell hard for the meme of this uni, expensive as shit but its strong point are humanities and shit like law and business. It actually is good for engineering, but not for a field as math-centered as CS. I got really disappointed when I saw the public university in the capital got fucking cool subjects, like recursivity, several courses on probability, set theory, cryptography, quantum computing, introduction to artificial intelligence, etc., while in the private university I was in was stuck with meme bullshit courses like learning Swift so you can create your Applel apps!!!!, Java cuz that's what companies use lmao plus it's ez, vidaygaymen design!1111!!!, and the most interesting thing in the program was neural networks and computer security, which both are also taught at the public university in the capital.
I wasted two years of my life and money kill me.
>>5543143
leddit?
>>5543143
Was it the L chat on zetaboards? Yeah, everyone's crazy there
>>5543261
>curious as a teenager or whatever
I absolutely didn't give a shit about sex when I was a teenager; I hated myself too much for that. I realized I was gay when I fell in love with one of my classmates, at 19. Now I remember all the shit I did when I was a kid and can't believe I didn't realize it sooner. But yeah, never been curious about two set of balls swinging and touching each other.
>>5542909
Yeah who knows maybe all the data is faulty because there's not there's not many people doing it. I sure hope so.
>>5543167
I'm sorry, I went and ranted about the people in the university in that post, but you can see the rant on the university here >>5543235
I got deceived by my family, they convinced me to go straight to that university because both of my parents are from there. I wanted to go to MIT but didn't even apply because I did absolutely nothing worth mentioning during HS and figured I would get trashed even with my oppression points.
>>5543261
>Yup.
Figured that much. Why do you even go there? Can't post anything without offending someone and getting banned.
>>5542539
I'm 26 going on 27.
I sort of had a drive in my teens but its gradually waned ever since, and now it's nothing.
>tfw ex gf's mom is being really nice and supportive to me
Might miss her more than my ex
>>5543594
Go for her.
>>5543594
Who says you can't still be friends?
>>5543628
True.
>>5543301
I mostly don't go the LGBT areas because of that effect. Still subbed to actuallesbians though cuz... I dunno, occasionally something interesting is posted there.
>>5544095
>actuallesbians
I lurk about there a bunch. It seems to be the least preachy.
>>5544113
Lots of trannies tho, which is gross.
>>5544128
Not as many as I expected on reddit, going by the latest census.
>>5544113
>It seems to be the least preachy.
I've never been because the name alone sounds preachy as hell.
>>5544142
5 of their 6 mods are trannies.
>>5544163
Well shit, didnt know that one.
That just makes the census even more surprisingly not-all-trans.
>>5544145
The name of the sub is by itself shitty since most people there are bisluts and trannies, not even actual lesbians.
I just go on actualtrannies for the qt stories some girls post sometimes like the one where a girl was riding her bike and she got hit by a car and the driver became her gf
>>5544207
Pretty much this, it's generally just a kinda comfy place to sometimes read heartwarming stories.
I mean, I love all you fuckers to death and back, but this place is rarely heartwarming.
I want to get fit but i dont have motivation
Send help :(
Maybe if i get fit i could find a gf or something
>>5544218
There have been some stories about anons and their crushes/dates, but they never follow up on them.
>>5544231
Yeah exactly. It happens sometimes and it's lovely, but it isnt the order of the day.
>>5544244
I'm gonna make a thread saying that I exclusively date Japanese women and can't comprehend why women of other races get angry when they ask me out and I reject them. How butthurt-worthy is this? I know the anon above saying that it's racist is a troll, he/she/it/xhir has replied with the same thing in several past occasions, but I think leddit would get legit mad on this one considering most of them are far left libturds.
I'm worried they might immediately see through the ruse because of a fresh account, though, can someone here lend me one?
>>5544268
I think that will cause an excellent shitstorm. Do it.
I don't have an old account I can sacrifice, unfortunately. Just do it on a throwaway, it'll be fine.
>>5544228
After a week or 2 you actually start to love going to the gym so just do it if you have time to.
I feel bad about having to stop going for some time because I need some work experience while I study, but yeah just do it, anon. Being fat is horrible. People are a lot nicer to me than when I was a fat fuck.
>>5544268
Link us so we can join the trolling.
>>5544268
Don't use any slurs, though, they'll ban you super quick for that. You gotta be subtle enough that people can take sides and scream at each other.
>>5544290
>>5544306
>>5544331
I don't think it will work with a throwaway account, but whatever. I would use a 3yo account if it wasn't already banned there. Also, please give me feedback, I'm about to submit:
"Throwaway account because people that know my main account also post here and all that.
Ok soooooo, I got called a racist by a friend when I confessed to her that I have a preference over how Japanese women look when compared to girls of other races, and to be quite honest I realized I only date Japanese women because they are just extremely gorgeous. I felt guilty when she told me that I was being racist, since I actually have turned down the advances three girls, two Hispanic and one black, since I wasn't physically attracted to them, and yes, among the things I wasn't attracted to were their races, but I still don't really think that's straight-out racist. I mean, I think that I have the choice of dating whoever I want for whatever reason, since it's a decision that affects my person. On the other hand, by turning someone down for their race I am not violating their rights as people, they may feel offended but that's a completely subjective reaction up to them. Note that I would never deny the rights a person has regardless of anything, such as a job, education, housing, water, etc., so I don't think I'm being unethical. I also think that if you can say that rejecting certain people because of their race is racist, then I'm also sexist because I reject men for being men, and people that do drugs for doing drugs... and things like that, but correct me if I'm wrong please :S I don't want to lose her friendship just because she thinks I am a racist bigot... ,-,"
>>5544453
Given no one replied I submitted it https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/40vhhw/race_preferences_are_racist/
And also check out this masterpiece of thread https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/40v2bm/is_what_i_did_inappropriatecriminal/
>>5540993
I want to work at Disney but the pay is to low
>>5544510
kek'd at both threads
christ
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/40vig2/are_you_attracted_to_fat_lesbians_or_pansexuals/
>>5544534
I also found the one >>5543143 was referring to earlier
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/40ss4x/do_you_enjoy_watching_male_on_male_porn/
>[–]KoolFart 12 points 8 hours ago
>It's [surprisingly] hot.
Really, plebbit.
>>5544551
>that account
It actually seems legit, good lord.
>>5544555
>but I have talked to 2 or 3 lesbians I know and they said they almost exclusively watch male porn to get off
>>5544555
>KoolFart
I've seen her around the times I've lurked. I remember once she got really mad because someone posted about not being attracted to black girls. Who then got banned for being "racist". kek
>>5544568
>m-muh chronic illness makes me fat
>https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/40qvu1/is_it_bad_that_i_pretend_to_be_male_in_online/
>First of all, I am not one of these "Gamer gurl XDD" type of girls
>I usually try my best not to reveal that I am a female for tons of reasons, such as avoiding being hit on
>not being unfarily priviledged just because I am a girl, stuff like that
>That also makes me avoid voice chatting services becase when I do I can't usually keep my nerve
>I don't want to start any gamergate bullshit (fuck off /r/KotakuInAction)
>Should I stop pretending to be a guy in online games?
Are these trolls? Is /v/pol/ raiding /r/actualtrannies? I refuse to believe all the shit that has been posted and this are real.
>>5544584
Classic reddit.
>if you aren't attracted to how black people look you are racist
>>5544510
>>5544660
It took them all of four seconds to go to PREFERENCES DON'T FORM IN A VACUUM YOU ARE OOOBLIGATED TO LIKE
kek
>>5544555
Can we raid that thread?
>>5544660
Did you even read the post? Saying, "I'm not and never will be attracted to any black people!" is stupid and reactionary, but saying "I'm not usually attracted to black people" is honest and states your preferences in a truthful and realistic way.
>>5544710
>thinking preferences don't form in a vacuum
>>5544710
>/lesgen/ - /b/-tier raids
Sure, but I think it's a dying thread. Someone could actually post the "No, I'm a fucking lesbian."
>>5544735
Honestly I'm not attracted to any black people because I don't find black/brown skin attractive at all. Give me a black girl with straight black hair, average Japanese features and white pale skin and I would date her.
>>5544710
>Can we raid that thread?
What is this, /b/? I don't come to lesgen to talk about leddit, what the fuck.
>new gf I really like
>tells me I'm too negative
>at first pissed
>hurhur I'm not gonna change
>wait.
>actually fuck that
>fucking hell even I'm tired of being down on shit
I'm not asking for advice here. Ya'll some negative cunts/dudes-pretending-to-be-cunts. Just saying shit. Like I'm reading through this thread in a lighter light and it's like who gives a fuck if fat weird bitches on some other website do fat weird shit. Are you fucking that fat weird bitch? No then why does it bother you.
Awe some sjw pointed out you're a lil racist for not liking blacks and that pisses you off? So? That is a lil racist. Everyone is a lil racist. Shrug shit off ya weeb.
>>5539508
I dont need to work out but she is serious bae goals
>>5544751
"Raiding" leddit was a mistake and I apologize for starting, but had a good laugh with the incredible ridiculous shit posted on other threads.
>>5544765
>y'all are too negative
>let me be negative at you about your negativity to remedy that
>>5544765
I hope you don't seriously believe you are racist if you aren't attracted to a certain race.
>>5544776
It's not a mistake, it's funny. The fuck are we if we can't troll losers?
>>5544604
Are they fucking serious? I've only had one instance my gender was of any relevance to my group of strangers and only because they asked if I was really a girl. They then called me a crackhead to kid around. Far from getting hit on.
>>5544793
It's indeed funny but also a mistake, I dislike reddit and I'm getting annoying at this point.
>>5542147
You're pathetically delusional if you think that's true. You need more perspective in your life.
>>5541915
That's not what's being talked about. You're fabricating a distraction. The actual matter at hand is that anon claimed that "[japanese women] are LITERALLY the only race I can fantasize about". What anon is saying here is that an arbitrary nationality is the only way she can become aroused or engaged. She is ascribing a trait to a racial category, and simultaneously denying it to other racial categories. This generalization is by its very nature racist. That's just how the word is defined. Racism is generalizing (which she is doing) a trait (such as sexual worth) to a racial group (e.g. the Japanese). It doesn't help that she's inventing a race (as if the Japanese were demonstrably different from other East Asians) to play into her fetish.
And what is it that she sees as so attractive about the Japanese in particular? What is she implicitly declaring that no other group can have? It doesn't matter in particular, because the act has been performed and that's just details.
No one wants to be dehumanized into a fetish, and such unapologetic racism is a turn-off for most in an empathetic society. This is why anon is alone. The act of her fetishization is disgusting, and the target of her fetishization is transformed into a fucktoy -- just another part of a blend of traits that anon assumes without evidence must be part of that national identity.
tl;dr that's just what the word means, you stupid bitch. You're so far up your own ass that you're creating new issues entirely tangential to the one being discussed, just so you can get mad about those instead. Your brain is rotting. Get help.
>>5544784
The problem is that some people aren't attracted to a certain race because of racist reasons. On a more benign level, you can say you're not attracted to certain features without making it about race.
>>5544807
Yes, you probably were playing against other girls pretending to be men, because everyone knows that when a girl reveals her gender in a game all the thirsty beta cishet males flood to rape her; it's hardwired in their biology, to rape wherever they are.
>>5544765
Not bothered, I only think the posts are pretty funny. I'm >>5544207 though sometimes I send screenshots of some posts when I lurk to a friend to laugh at desu because the stuff they say can be pretty funny like >>5544510 posted
>>5544843
Shinkansen girl is my meme waifu.
>>5544749
>you really think beautiful black/asian girls would be interested in racists like you
kek
at the most you would be able to date a mediocre to ugly ass white
>>5544858
>nigger hair
>beautiful
>>5544843
You're a dude though. Like legit dick having kinda dude. Prob agp or something to just spend free time fucking around trannies.
>>5544854
NNB S3 WHEN
>>5544863
>tfw this is the only type of girl you'd be able to get
>>5544866
Did you even read my post or are you just really dumb?
>>5544872
Soon, probably. The real question is Candy Store tapping that toddler pussy when?
>>5544830
The difference is I'm not whining about people being negative fucking nancies because I know where the fuck I am.
>>5544858
Most of these dudes are agp guys that got into some asian fetish.
Kinda annoying but you learn to ignore/deal. It's like they know being a tranny is some ultimate degeneracy shit so they overcompensate with extra racist edge. Can't shake their asian fetish though.
Thankfully these transbians never leave their homes so you never encounter them irl.
>inb4 no U R THE TRANNY FOR SAYING I AM
Lol nah. You could tell easier before when bitches did tc on occasion. Cause tc full of cis girls never really brought up this kinda bullshit. Now tc is dead, most cis girls peaced out, whatcha gonna do about it.
>>5544900
Damn also thinking about brolita.
Idk why I'm just imagining most of the fetish transbians here being brolita and disgusting like that.
>>5544886
Yeah it was some tranny shit. Or...nope nah that's some tranny shit.
Like I believe you aren't a tranny for shitting around tranny-specific parts of the internet just like I believe straight dudes totally shit around /lgbt/ for not gay reasons.
>>5544889
She either already is or at least raising her to be the perfect waifu
>>5544897
Let me apologize for throwing out a different flavor of shit out here in this shit pool than you do. Didn't know this was your safe space for negative-positive kinda shit. You should just report me to the mods in fact.
>>5544930
Yeah I'm a tranny for laughing at things I find funny on the internet ok
>>5544983
>taking /cgl/ tumblr whores seriously
>>5544983
That does sound like those "straight" dudes that come shitposting here.
>Lol I'm not gay for browsing the gayest board on a gay ass korean propaganda blog
>I just come here for that one lesbian thread and 2trollu4lulz
Meanwhile he's actually here for traps and ends up a total fag
>>5544999
tru
nice trips
>>5545086
Thanks.
I'm gonna use your reply as an excuse to post delicious Kaede.
>>5543022
That's because /pol/ is as hypocritical as it is moronic.
>>5544841
Random strangers getting disappointed and piteous isn't anger. You must lead a sad, sad life if you can't even figure out the differences between negative attention. Holy shit, I pity you more than ever. Have you ever known a time where you weren't crushingly alone?
>>5545331
Oh yes, keep telling me how miserable and sad and lonely I am, maybe I will change to please you.
>>5545370
Are we arguing? I think we're just shitposting.
>>5545370
But niggers and abbos, those are seriously ugly and not fetish material.
>had weirdest real like dream last night
>in some job training or school or something
>meet qt
>befriend
>fall in love
>dating
>so happy
>someone tries to end us
>split us up in whatever training
>i fight this whole "i'll just follow her whereever you can't stop"
>some compromise where I get to keep dating
>we're so happy
>so damn happy in this dream
>feel like I'm waking up
>wake up, close says 3AM
>fuck you going back to dream qt
>keep kinda going back to dream
>keep kinda waking up throughout the night
>fucking hell
>don't wanna get up for shit today but do
>thinking of sleep tonight
>literally hoping to meet a dream qt
What is wrong with me? That dream qt felt so realistic like a lifetime and days passed. I fucking dreamt us dating over weeks. I dreamt taking care of her when sick and her meeting my family and uncles and her father and all kinds of details and time I never really experience in dreams. My heart actually hurt somehow waking up. I never felt so happy. She wasn't even like super model beautiful just this kinda attainable cute girl with a shy personality but she was stubborn and fleshed out in a way I can't even describe and never really imagined before.
>>5545494
dreams are funny things, anon.
>tfw dreamed about a qt
>tfw qt obviously flirting with me
>tfw can't work up the courage to even make eye contact
not even in my dreams
>>5545525
That's happened to me too funny enough and I'm not even that spastic irl.
Man it really fucked up my day. I haven't been this fucked over a dream since I had one eerie realistic one where someone killed my brothers in front of me.
Nothing bad even happened except that one boss/leader/dean guy tried to brake us up and that was solved early in the dream I think. I'm just feeling horribly sad all day like I've been through a break up and it wasn't even real. And I'd honestly rather be in that dream with her right now than in reality, I've never felt anything like this before. I was legit in love with a dream. This is bugging the shit out of me that I will probably go to sleep and not dream again like that or her ever again.
>>5545494
Sounds like you are super lonely in your waking life.
Time to get a real gf, anon.
I wish i could be a strong confident girl who sweeps someone off her feet but im a crazy clingy bitch and probably stuck being a checker for my 20s
>>5545575
Also im used goods, fucked like 17 girls and i have to try rly hard to not cheat
>>5545570
But I'm not that lonely! Possibly dating a girl right now, dated a girl earlier in the year, ok on friends.
Goddamn dream qt even met friends. Fuck me I think maybe I just missed that kinda all consuming romance? Everything feels too relaxed in dating. I miss that high school like love where it was over dramatized in your stupid teen brains to feel like us vs. the world. I don't even know what I want in a gf now besides a girl that goes down well.
Or maybe it's that time of the month and I shouldn't drink sleepytime tea before bed.
Really hate that the HER app's update makes YOU start up conversation with people who show interest.
>>5544885
>scottish girl
IDK, Scot girls are qt3.14. Dat accent...
>>5545670
Isn't that better for shy girls? Like, you make the first move by showing interest (I'm guessing you do something to let the other girl know), and if the person is interested back then they'll talk to you. I think it's probably better this way even more so because it forces someone to make which move first and from what I've read girls barely make the first move in dating sites or whatever.
>>5544551
>The only exception being metabolic/thyroid disorders, which is a different conversation entirely
I want to reply that I have that thyroid disorder that fat people use as an excuse, and while yes it makes working out harder, it's still possible to do it and stay in a healthy weight. But last time I even suggested that an overweight person should probably lose weight I was voted down to death.
>>5545670
It's probably to keep you from lesbian syndrome where nobody wants to initiate, we just stare at each other all day. Which is fine too.
>>5545575
what's a checker?
>>5545351
Still don't know how people work. Folks don't tell you things like that in order for you to change to please them. They tell you things like that because it relieves the need to cringe. There's a moment of sympathy for someone too retarded to figure it out on their own. You're totally anonymous, why would I give a gnat's taint about you in particular? You project these things upon me, but that's a very shallow defense.
Lesgen, how do you tell if a blonde is real or not?
As a non-white person, this puzzles me. Someone recently pointed out that my beloved Riley (pic related) is not a true blonde, and she turned out to be right. This is stressing me out. I feel like I don't even know what's real anymore.
>>5546074
Fake blondes have dark eyebrows, for one. Their hair is usually bad (dry, frizzy, dead looking) from the huge amounts of bleaching agents necessary. It's also very, very unlikely for a person to have an orange undertone to their skin and be a natural blonde.
>>5545747
The problem is that I have social anxiety, so I'm going all, "..."
>>5539389
>favorite Yu Gi Oh cards
Damn, ladies, I thought you had better taste than that.
>>5545861
Worst thing is girls on Tinder putting stuff like "don't write stuff like 'what's up' to me", like okay you're probably one of those 90% who never write at all, and now you're demanding others to amuse you with some witty first message. Bet they're not even lesbian so "you're qt let's fuck" would be text rape.
>>5545670
HER on android when plz...
Alan Rickman and David Bowie in one week.
Fucking hell man.
Anyone here ever been kicked out of a dyke bar even though you're post-op? I can't be the only one
>>5546717
I'm still scared of writing back because the first time I tried it, the qt3.14 was a Tumblr ace who kept talking about her depression and sexual assault...
>>5546869
I'm seriously upset over Rickman. I was never a huge bowie fan, but man.. Rickman was in my top 5 actors
>>5547037
I know, Im similar. Bowie was upsetting, but it was my sister who was always the big Bowie fan.
But Rickman, holy shit.
>try tinder
>get no matches
>decide to just like everyone
>most of my matches are dudes or fat girls
How do guys even get on there when you put it on girls only
>>5547239
Because Fuck you! That's why.
