spitroasted by half a dozen of canadian lumberjacks on a mattress in the back of a pickup truck while the truck is parked in the middle of deep woods edition
>>5525601
Well ... I'm right here.
i want degenerate parents to encourage me to go on hookups and stuff ;~;
>>5525606
that's quite the edition you got there
Hey guys I got one of those VR smartphone headset thingies for my Galaxy S5. Does anyone know where I can find gay (pref. bara) VR porn?
>>5525617
Ya winnin', son?
>>5525621
post face
did you really not know what your name means?
I actually just searched your name for a second to see if there really is some sort of blog, didnt believe you just did it anyway
>>5525608
don't you fucking dare insult straight guys. not on my fuckin watch.
>>5525625
lol what
how new are you? every1 knows about sludges blog, its qt
>>5525617
>tfw strict parents
Never did any drugs or any overly slurry things... I kind of regret that now but I'm too old to start (and there's nothing sadder than old men chasing lost youth)
>>5525626
straight guys are boring as hell. why anyone finds them attractive is beyond my comprehension.
bless him.
Hopefully he'll keep trying different emojis until he posts the key. Then he'll have unlocked he door to my boipucci
>>5525640
me too, but I'm 18. I figure theres still time to change, right?
>>5525625
i do have a blog
not my fault you're too new to know what i look like :3c
and no i'd never heard that before
>>5525645
what a coincidence! gay males are degenerate and aids ridden as hell. why anyone finds them attractive is beyond my comprehension
>>5525621
thanks
canadian cock carousel is one hell of a ride
>>5525640
I've told my parents I used A class drugs throughout my undergrad and travelling experiences.
Obviously they weren't thrilled but I think they aren't like 'get out of my house etc' because I'm like actually doing something with my life and not just taking drugs and wasting away in my room.
They don't care if I get completely wasted or stay out etc though. Pretty lucky in that respect I guess
>>5525648
I guess. I'm 26 now and in a serious relationship with a guy who's had his fun.
I'm lonely someone post cute stories
>>5525657
Have you ever had that one picture that you really like because its so hot but at the same time hate because it destroys your self esteem?
>>5525670
>>5525664
post pic
>>5525656
>cringey
Because my post wasn't a joke. Ok hunty
>>5525645
>he says while posting straight guys
straight guys are the epitome of casual relaxed masculinity and male friendship.
>>5525665
>some of your friends smoked weed with their parents
>>5525676
honestly you're stressing this hard enough that if i were to give in now i'd feel like i lost
so try the archive or something
>>5525673
yes
>>5525685
>so try the archive or something
please please don't do this to me
>>5525681
Tell that to straight boys I know.
It's like a clusterfuck for how they can impress each other/the 'alpha male"
I mean, the ones I know I love when it's like 2/3 of them together. But get the whole group and its like having a group of 14 year olds together bragging about how many sips of alcopop they had
>>5525670
once i almost came out to my parents but then i didn't
>>5525684
Some of my friends do Coke with their parents and I just don't get it AT ALL.
>>5525697
Once my mum found gay porn on my computer and she cried.
Baaaaanter
>>5525695
The straight men that come here are more annoying than the gay men.
>>5525655
All men are boring degenerates why anyone finds them attractive is beyond my comprehension.
>>5525705
All humans are degenerate.
How anyone can bear to live with one of those apes is beyond me.
>>5525695
it's that spirit of competition that drives technology and civilisation forward.
i srsly miss my straight buddies from childhood. now i'm just alone.
>>5525670
My mum says I'm cute
The end
>>5525700
It's not even no homo stuff.
It sounds rediculous but they're all just discovering music scenes that I've been into for years and the stuff that comes with them (mainly the drugs).
But they all thought I was so crackhead because I was doing what they are doing now when I was 18/19.
Them bragging about how many drugs they took etc just bores me. I don't think you're cool because you take drugs. It's kinda hypocritical.
Meh.
>>5525713
All apes are degenerate aids ridden scum, How anyone can bear to look at them is beyond my comprehension.
>>5525713
all living organisms are degenerate.
How anyone can bear to coexist with one of those cellular clusters is beyond me.
>>5525705
All life is suffering why anyone finds it enjoyable is beyond me
>>5525722
I do believe this is the winner.
>>5525718
No, what I was hinting at was for you to tell me about stories about how they hit on you.
So tell me about that.
If you're not straight than you're not a man tbqh.
>>5525713
too true
ganbatte, anon-kun!
>>5525693
i've only made like
2million posts on lgbt
you can do it, i believe in you
>>5525726
Oh not at all. I legit couldn't fuck any of them. I wouldn't want to. It would be SO weird.
I do know of straight guys who would give their friends head though. Like no homo, just sucking your dick.
>>5525314
Thanks anon! I know it seems like I'm going through an awful lot to decode what my boyfriend is saying when we have sex, but I figure that it will help me pick up on these things faster.
Literally all I know right now that's sex-related is the word for "fuck".
>>5525729
Can I be a mtf hon now then??? Plz lemme be a hon?
>>5525730
>i've only made like
>2million posts on lgbt
>you can do it, i believe in you
dont be so cruel pls
>>5525729
Therefore I'm a woman
Therefore I'm straight
Therefore I'm a man
Therefore I'm not straight
Therefore I'm a woman
Therefore I'm straight
Therefore I'm a man
Therefore I'm not straight
Therefore I'm a woman
Therefore I'm straight
Therefore I'm a man
Therefore I'm not straight
Therefore...
>>5525731
>doesnt want to fuck his straight friends
not a good bro/10
>Like no homo, just sucking your dick.
nice :3
do you reckon there are people with a hon fetish?
>>5525718
Everyone goes through that phases between 18 and 21. Just wait it out. They'll be bored of md and house music in a few months. Or at least they'll be bored of talking about it.
>>5525744
No. There are some people out there with no one for them, and hons are some of those people.
>>5525729
This desu senpai
>tfw gay
>tfw will die alone of AIDS
>tfw no one will respect you
>tfw you will never settle down with a woman
>tfw the odds were stacked against you from the start
>tfw you will be one of the old farts on grindr desperate for affection
>tfw you will hate every fiber of your being until you're cold in the ground
>>5525744
Chasers
>Tfw no qt bf
>>5525747
We are all 24/25 lol.
That is why is so infuriating to me.
I'm still proper into my music and nights out but I don't brag about that shit.
>>5525753
sheesh anon, don't be so glum
just date a guy of your liking until the bittersweet end
>>5525766
I think the American dance music and British scenes are very different. I mean did you see that thread about a the girl licking out her 'rave mother'.
Literally wtf is a rave mother. I was cringing at the whole thread
>>5525766
slut!
>>5525773
Basement dweller detected
>>5525735
wat language bro
>>5525783
I just don't take drugs and listen to shit music
Sorry bud
Why do you like penis?
>>5525778
I don't want to live that long.
>>5525753
Why would you die of aids though?
Anyway yes, the universe is predetermined we are just flopping meat bags playing out a dance that goes back to the very beginning of the universe. Nothing you do or don't do will change the course that was laid out before you. You can try to resist but you'll only end up in the same place no matter what.
>>5525800
Coz if you rub it hard enough you get a special prize!! It's like rubbing a magic lamp for a genie!!!
>>5525808
you are quite petite desu
last one I'm going to post
>>5525806
Oh sorry, forgot that I can't joke and have to help you deal with your annoying friends
My fault, totally
>>5525813
it's weird
sometimes i look tiny
other times i look really fat
i've had a few guys tell me i look smaller in clothes and bigger out of them lol
>>5525820
I want to lick your arms.
>>5525784
He speaks Russian.
>tfw dat accent
what does cuddling feel like?
>>5525826
enjoy your hairball
>>5525834
Like a knife repeatedly stabbing into your soul.
>>5525647
why cant you simply reply and say "not interested."
>>5525813
I want to nibble on your neck...
>>5525834
The worst.
>be at work today (dish washer)
>waitress hitting on my again, even though she knows I'm gay... And she has a bf
>herewegoagain.senpai
>this time she keeps miring the /fit/ body
>"... Such a strong.... Muscular man."
>say nothing back, don't show any emotion
>later she watches me disassemble cardboard boxes from the back. I ignore her.
>"..mmm yeah use those muscles"
>say nothing, no emotions shown, etc
> peripherally, i can see how she checks me out literally each time she walks past me, which was at least 500 times because this is the busiest breakfast diner in town and I'm the only dishwasher working that shift.
>later I'm carrying bus tub out in the dining room
>she drops plates in the bucket for me
>whispers "you're sooo strong."
>"OK."
>she tells me story about how she got sprayed by the dish sprayer and she was "aaaaaallll soaking wet"
>stair between her eyes and and say "that sucks." And resume working.
>later she gets real close and holds bucket of salt shaker tops and says "just use your squirter for me real quick ;)" and I actually have to use the sprayer for her anyway
>mfw this whole shift
>>5525834
like heaven
t. was never cuddled by someone other than family before
>>5525834
what does holding someones hand feel like?
>>5525835
you don't shave?
Anyway I wouldn't care, I'd be all over you. Cuddle with you, give you kisses from your neck to your lips.
Hold your head in my hand, massage your ear, fondle your hair.
>>5525849
i don't know either.
>>5525843
Why don't you just ask her to stop? Or tell a manager? Literally sexual harassment, which is a big deal to any company that doesn't like to be sued.
>>5525843
Tell her to fuck off, it's not hard.
>>5525840
Coz I'm a fucking cunt desu
>>5525847
I'm just winding you up
>>5525849
Like god doesnt hate you
>>5525849
Why'd you even wanna do this!
Do you wanna get aids? Ffs gurl
>>5525856
who shaves their arms
that's weird
>>5525753
>tfw you will be one of the old farts on grindr desperate for affection
this hits too close to home
way too close
>>5525859
I think I might. Next time I'll be like "you talk too much. Stop it."
>>5525875
i said who not why
going to the sexual health clinic tomorrow for checks because I'm a good boy.
Usually I'd go whenever but can only go for the designated gay men's hour.
It's either gonna be awkward or I'm gonna see someone hot and it's gonna be really awkward
>>5525871
this is a rare pepe, can I download it.
>>5525839
>I don't know enough to dirty talk in Russian either.
I know that feel. It's not like I want to even be able to say stuff to him (I'd feel silly since it isn't my first language). I just want to be able to understand him.
I think he speaks in Russian because either a.) he gets overwhelmed and forgets English or b.) he feels more comfortable saying what he wants/what he's feeling in Russian because I can't understand it.
>>5525871
Is that a diaper?
>>5525843
if you would just tell her to fuck off and mind her own business
that would be great
>>5525843
Inform her bf that she's trying to bed you.
Get a bf of your own to occasinally visit and make her feel uncomfortable.
When did the latest gay bashing near you happen?
Let's rate our countries based on this.
2 weeks ago for me, 6 months after the one before. A guy was stoned by some high school bullies.
>>5525834
Safe. warm. comfortable.
>>5525879
Just start relating everything back to your boyfriend till it gets annoying for her.
Like legit everything. If it's not a related topic. Make it related
>>5525895
yesterday, gays harrased by refugees
>>5525895
How high did he get?
>>5525779
The American EDM scene is a running joke amongst me and my friends. I love the summer when Americans gather in baseball stadiums and where near fluffy leg warmers and gay af tank tops and dance sober to deadmau5 and Steve Aoki and then snapchat the whole shit for the entire world to see and laugh at.
>Post about slutty texts that turned out to be not so slutty last night
>"Post BP, if he likes it so much"
>TFW I'm bored and kinda considering posting it now
>>5525892
Dude her boyfriend was in prison for six years, and he's an ex-boxer/ex-heroine addict.
He's literally a maniac.
>>5525906
Me and you, frenemies till the end bbz
>>5525908
>sorry i don't engage in erp in public
that is a bonus in my book
stay pure, my petite flower, one day I might come to LA to pluck you :3
>>5525918
Oh yeah totes
Hunty
>>5525895
Lgbt groups lobbied to seperate lgbt refugees from the breeders because it's literally unsafe for them, yet the government doesn't want seperation because it's bad.
>>5525891
Thanks for the advice.
Seriously when I get hit on like that, it makes me feel nauseous.
>>5525915
what's he gonna do, stab you?
>>5525912
The British scene is kinda Grimey. Like it's all snapbacks, vintage sportswear and pristine clean Nike trainers
I don't get how it's so different hahaha
>>5525921
I listen to bible rock and shanóg singing
>>5525915
>He's literally a maniac.
Perfect.
>>5525908
I hope I get the all clear.
A hookup came in my eye and I got scared I have an std.
But I should be fine. I'm usually well behaved
>>5525889
If it makes you feel better, it's probably pretty heavy on mat, which means it'd be impenetrable to anyone below native fluency. Russians get very creative with their obscenity. You could always ask him to teach you, because you want to know what he's saying. That'd be cute.
>tfw girls hit on you all the time but guys dont look at you twice
Some girl gave me her number out of blue while i was staring at this qt who is most likely straight
>>5525932
>i'm gonna need something more concrete to go on here
6 months 2 days 1 hour and 2 minutes
>>5525506
"IM NOT A BOTTOM!!!"
seems like most of /gg/ tbhfam
>>5525946
>take number
>write on bathroom stall in some raunchy public place
>>5525914
>mfw I was the one that asked
>>5525926
He'd probably just strangle me with his retard strength. I don't want my final memory to be that where i was pressed into his hairy man tits till I die.
And yes I KNOW what they look like. Weird story.
>>5525952
ikr
why can't we all just embrace our inner bottom
>>5525937
even if you did get something, gonorrhea/syphilis/chlamydia are all super easy to get rid of
you gon b fine
>>5525949
>july 12, 2016, 2:27 p.m. PST
i'll hold you to that, anon
>>5525957
why would you want to be mean to our allies?
we need to stay on their good side.
>>5525965
>why can't we all just embrace our inner bottom
well... maybe you can but...
"IM NOT A BOTTOM!!!"
>>5525966
>allies
We have no allies.
Only foes we have tricked.
>>5525834
like if love and sex had a lazy baby
I want to cuddle with someone here. Anybody except they guy that keeps posting his picture and trying to turn himself into a meme.
>>5525965
well I messaged the guy after being like 'lol you came in my eye a bit. It's all bloodshot. Do you have any sti's? If so I'll get myself checked out'
And he said no. So fingers crossed I'm clean as a whistle
>>5525977
I'm down.
>>5525964
>I don't want my final memory to be that where i was pressed into his hairy man tits till I die.
are u even gay
>>5525977
which one
>>5525984
not wanting die in some chubby fat psycho's gynos is a healthy thing to avoid for me.
>>5525938
>Russians get very creative with their obscenity.
Holy shit yes they do. Back when we were first getting to know each other and he barely spoke English, one of the ways we'd pass the time was to teach each other curse words and shit like that.
>You could always ask him to teach you, because you want to know what he's saying.
Fair point. He's taught me to say some random words and phrases. I told him "I like you." once and he seemed pretty pleased with that.
>tfw no intimacy
>>5526008
>tfw no human contact
>>5525843
just fuck her in the pussy
>>5525737
booger pls... you do you bb.
/gg/ will still love and accept you either way
>>5526011
>tfw don't need human contact because i have gaygen
i love you guys :')
>>5525932
>>5525960
Bye-bye boredom. Here's my ass.
http://imgur.com/pjCEii8
http://imgur.com/y6ROvp6
>>5525997
Did you tell him 'I like you' (tyi mnye nravishya) or 'I love you' (ya lyublyu tebya)? The latter sometimes gets translated as the former, and the former is literally translated as 'you please me', so it can get kind of weird. That is cute though, I was right. You're living the dream.
>>5526018
Gay
>>5526014
I've only fucked one pussy my whole life. Couldn't even maintain erection. Memory is a bad one. Never doing that again.
>>5525946
>tfw everyone avoids you
>>5526038
>>5526020
nice
but do more squats
>>5526038
>>5526018
aww... would cuddle but you'd just reject me for all your gaygen funbois, so nvm...
>>5526020
slut
>>5525778
awww Roger Moore and George Lazenby
>>5526054
>implying i have any funbois, gaygen or otherwise
>>5526062
You have me (in 6 months)
>>5526067
do sludgepuppy next
>>5526062
> implying gg isn't just a funboi factory for you .
>>5526070
that's already been done.
>>5526070
Gimme a cute pic of him. I cba to search archives.
Hope you don't mind sludge bbz.
Gonna make you cuter than you already are. Ur byootiful alredi doe
>>5526027
gross
stop bullying that guy
>>5526056
But that's just it. I'm not a slut according to HO. I'm just a normal lewd gay doing normal lewd things.
>>5526050
That's the plan very soon. Not sure how far up I'd take it though. I'd like more overall lower definition but I also like my ass. Squats would change it.
>>5526075
>Gimme a cute pic of him. I cba to search archives.
he posted one around the 20th of september
>>5526011
>tfw no trust
>>5526086
>bayonetta and amy winehouse
no way
lmao
/fit/ anons, how long does it take a guy with body of a twink to have a body like that?
>>5525914
>tfw bf has a sweet-tooth
he is getting chubby :/
>>5526111
Post a pic. I'm studying in between making hon pics
>>5526110
Being the golden God I am
I'm going to say ... eternity
>>5526110
2 years
>>5526020
noice... thick n juicy
my flirting game is on point
>>5526128
Adorable
>>5526120
so sludgepuppy... do I have permission to post your hon pic so he can make you manly again?
>>5526128
say:
not as cheeky as the color of your buttcheeks when I am done slapping them blood-red
>>5526137
that's very polite of you, anon
go ahead
>>5526137
might as well
>>5526124
That's better than I thought. :3
>>5526146
How sad
An imposter puppy
>>5526141
the conversation has moved on. He's mocking me for getting mayo on my nose when we were on a date and I did't notice for like 30 minutes.
>>5526146
i mean, you tried
>>5526142
>>5526146
embarassing
>>5526155
hello fellow puppy, I'm your clone
>>5526162
I'm not a puppy
More of just a chubby cat
>>5526137
Dunno how I'm gonna make it manly but I'll try make him look butch lesb chic
Dohohoho whos the real puppers?
>>5526160
say:
at least tell me when I get cum on my face
>>5526142
>>5526146
so awkward...
>tfw sludepuppy twin 3sum fantasy starting to fester...
>>5526160
that's your norwegian bf?
Wenos, cabrones... Que onda?
Si sos un hispanoparlante, responde con el Barto
Saludos
>>5526174
>>5526176
i-is that you, sludgepuppysexual? give skype
I abuse animals :)
>>5526173
god speed, anon
>>5526177
no. My current tinder squeeze. How do you remember me?
>>5526160
Say:
At least I didn't have such a stupid fucking look on my face for our date. The mayo can be washed off, but your face is only going to get worse.
>>5526187
so petite :3333333333333
>>5526188
cause I haven't really seen anyone else mention whatsapp here before so I figured it was you.
>>5526186
I really hate lgbt.
This entire place is disgusting. I hate everyone
After actually spending time here as a straight I gained zero respect for nobody besides lesbians and gays. I've only chatted with lesbians like twice when I sht up their general.
Bisexuality is the original meme gender and I've never met even one true bisexual here on my time here. They are all failed r9k males with had a bad experience with women because women give everyone bad experiences they act like children.
Transgenderism is seriously the most depraved retarded lack of survival skills 1st world stupidity I have ever seen in my entire life. They literally act like stereotypes of women and not actually themselves. They claim dysphoria also but brag about their penis when they see someone whos smaller. They completely lie about their dysphoria so they fit into the trutrans mold. They aren't even attracted to men the same way that gay men are attracted to men despite being gay men scientifically.
There's also a bunch of homophobia towards gay men from them despite literally being gay men scientifically. They are caricatures of women and its the American woman stereotype turned up to 11. If they did any research they would know that gender is fluid as fuck and actions are just actions regardless of gender association. I could go on about their retardation but they are just mind numbingly annoying.
Chasers are probably the most pathetic group of them all really. They are a mix of bi and trans. They write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how different they are when in reality they are fetishizing then sexually. If they aren't fetishizing them sexually than they are romanticizong being with them probably because they are legitimate failed males also. Why would anybody choose a cock over a vagina if you're "straight".
Im out of this hellhole of lgbt that cuteboys thread disgusted me. Cute people piss me off because it's so fucking gay looking and they all do the same pose.
>>5526196
i'm 135 pounds
i'm not that small
>>5526206
Forgot trip
>>5526207
I have 25 pounds on you, You're pretty small
>>5526197
Good guess. Please don't think I'm not loyal to the memory of my lost Norwegian bf. He would have wanted me to try and move on.
>>5526206
ugh... I just ate and now more pasta?
>>5526181
pa k qeres saber eso jaja
pd io no puedo :))))
ppd nooooo
salu2
>>5526214
i mean i'm not like fuckoff huge but
there's some magic angles at work
>>5526206
stale meme
>>5526224
could be
doesnt change anything from the fact that I want you
>>5526220
So funny Homer Simpson huehuehue
>>5526217
I never judge.
>>5526229
how flattering
are you six months guy?
is six months guy the depressed furry?
i'm confused
>>5526243
yes to both of these
>tfw no competition
nice
>>5526220
I Crumb Ba!
How is everyone today? How was your weekend?
>>5526255
>Well one
you can't be competition if I want you as well
>>5526187
Niqqa I can't do anything with that?! It's so edited already
>>5526250
hey man, don't count sludgepuppysexual out
even though he never talks to me and won't give skype
unless you're also him
this is too much
>>5526261
can't you just remove the layers or morph them
>>5526214
that would be the second meme you've created, non?
Small 5.5 inch penis
But big heart
http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/tagged/me
>>5526286
I used to think it was 4 inches.
>>5526259
>How was your weekend?
Wasted all my time listening to Disney.
>>5526294
wait, you're the guy that got the pa?
did it heal okay?
