A good beard can make any man at least 2 points hotter. Discuss.
Last: >>5518884
THAT FEEL WHEN YOURE GENES ARE SO GAY THEY DONT EVEN LET YOU GROW A BEARD
>>5520741
this is scientifically proven
>tfw no bf
Absolutely incorrect.
>>5520746
I feel like I would go at it like a wild animal though.
>>5520741
I prefer men's faces to be as smooth as the ass of a twink.
>>5520753
Well at least you can better enjoy the feel of your future bf's beard against your face when you make out with him, right?
>>5520754
>(you)
>standing corrected
>>5520768
nice beard, shitty picture and a ugly guy with duck lips
You're point?
>>5520747
If you're one of those fucking idiots that thinks they can just eat less hamburgers and lose weight while still being able to sit in front of the computer all day then fuck you.
Get off your fat fucking arse and do some fucking exercise. You will never lose the weight through diet only. Lose the soda and other shit from your diet and buy a fucking bike. Go swimming 4 times a week. Jog every day.
If calories in < calories out you will lose weight. Diet won't help if you lead a sedentary lifestyle, you lazy fucking cunt.
>>5520768
I don't get it, the beard takes this 2 to a 4
t b h ugly people dont exist
everyone is beautiful in their own way
>>5520768
>that cap
>>5520781
YAS
>>5520781
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5520781
agreed.
>>5520781
have you seen photos of that Hitler trip?
>>5520781
hi tumblr
>>5520791
i wish i could look as good as this
>>5520794
youre probably ugly LBR
everyone post a picture of themselves and I will tell you how you are beautiful.
tfw trying to lose weight and always hungry
>>5520800
>LBR
sorry I don't speak tumblr
>>5520796
we'll make it some day, hon
>>5520806
>>5520803
I used to think you might be cute but now I can see how misguided I was.
>>5520808
i wish i could look as good as this
>>5520793
I think Hitler is cute but he doesn't want to bottom so
>>5520816
You have a sculpted jaw line. Truly beautiful, anon.
>>5520817
Your horns radiate fertility and are the envy of many a boy.
>tfw only leftist hipsters, no /pol/ gays around me
>mfw
>>5520823
are you fucking serious?
>mfw
>>5520808
If you shaved that scraggly beard you'd easily go from a 2/10 to a 7/10
>>5520831
>/pol/ gays
You deserve better anon.
>>5520808
hnng
8/10
>>5520831
he is more attractive than some stereotypical six-pack model guy
>>5520806
well?
>>5520815
thanks
>>5520840
8/8
>>5520834
>>5520838
>>5520839
Ahahahaha, no way guys
I would be better than him, which means I am a 9/10
>>5520837
I am one myself
>>5520847
>I've gone on a few dates with some pretty pol/k tier homos
they are too good for you, alienfu
>>5520846
>I am one myself
Oh. Well I shouldn't be surprised.
Birds of a feather 'n stuff.
>>5520847
>it's more that I just don't really want to have sex period
that's makes me just little bit sad
>>5520851
don't worry, there's a qt aryan /k/ twink out there for everyone
>>5520820
I didn't mean to disappoint you, anon. But I'm not cute, so it was bound to happen eventually.
>>5520855
>no way are you hotter than >>5520808 (You) . Hes the sexiest guy ive ever seen
ohh youu
>>5520864
don't say twink
they intimidate me desu
>>5520863
how and why
>>5520871
he wants your alien boypussy
>>5520875
>Just shaved my scruff off because it's disgusting
good for you, breeh
need some help gay gen.
What does it mean when I really enjoy sex with men but my dick never gets hard and I never cum?
On the other hand I had sex with women, was pretty meh into it, sex felt like a chore but my dick is hard and I always cum.
What the fuck is wrong with me
>message from cute country boy in Grindr
>wants to hang out after we talk for a while today
He's hand some and has chest hair like a lumberjack... Should I /gg/?
>>5520881
dont cum and get fucked
its your life now as a bottom
>>5520881
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>5520781
pft.
>>5520878
Like after a month all I get is a weird goatee and a patchy neckbeard
No bueno
>>5520883
no
>>5520871
reminds me of past relationships where my libido outstripped that of my partners and there was nothing I could do change them or me even though I desperately tried.
and also, >>5520878
>tfw no alien bf
>>5520897
>having partners
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5520897
well ideally I'd be with someone who didn't really care about sex either
I'm not opposed to it, but there are better things to be doing imo
>>5520741
This.
Do you answer, /gaygen/?
>gym is closed for renovations and doesn't reopen until next weekend
>tfw actually having to do cardio
>>5520940
Anyone else feels like Ryan Gosling is not really as handsome as he's hyped to be?
Like, i feel like i see more handsome dudes at my gym some times.
>>5520886
>>5520917
Post baratiddies ven-chan
>>5520955
eww wtf
>>5520959
Sure?
Is he daddy-tier?
>>5520997
ewwwwww
>>5520947
>tfw at some point I realized I enjoy cardio more
Its so much fun just letting all of that anger out.
>>5521011
Side tiddy counts if the shirt is off
Say you like it
Say you mean it
When you don't
>>5520947
>not running for serotonin and dopamine gains
>>5521011
>>5521059
laaaaaaaame
Is there any Ann album?
What something new to fap.
>>5521061
Sorry kohai. You don't get jack.
>>5521011
>creepy
Stop manshaming senpai, or are you a feminist?
How do I get a boyfriend if I'm a fat 4/10 autistic NEET?
>>5520897
I know exactly how that feels... I felt I was sort of asexual but I just wanted to cuddle and watch tv while they wanted to fuck...
>>5521067
I hate faggots here make albums...
>>5520952
he has the most adorable smile and cutest eyes ever
>>5521104
Because, I don't have to?
Besides you have a bf now right? Just play with his pecs.
>>5521104
I don't wanna go outside
>>5521078
Hey, I have a shirt like that.
How do I make my penis bigger? Its average almost panifully but its so tiny looking compared to you guys. I wish I looked like a subby guy but I don't.
>>5521118
Just cause I eat a dude's ass a couple times doesn't make him my bf god you gossipy lil hoes
Also you said you would how dare you lie to me
>>5521086
its usually their stalkers that do it
tfw no cute, introspective, shy, smart bf
>>5521123
You're already a trip, do you really need to be more attention-seeking?
>>5521141
Emm hello there
Jk
You'll find one eventually
My fucking posts arent going through
>>5521141
everything except cute
I have a pretty unique look, but am only average on the attraction scale
and it could also be that I am much more extrovert than I actually am right now, still introvert though
>>5521078
>jockstaps
what a dumb slut
>>5521155
nice map, I'm saving that
>>5521141
What about extraverted loud obnoxious funny and always interesting?
>>5521166
stay away from me
>>5521170
Im cute though
>>5521174
you'll ruin my life though
>>5521123
Post pic of it + you in a jock
>>5521129
Oh I heard wrong then kohai.
I'll give you a pic to sedate you. And I'll be on my way
>>5521155
>tfw north yuro
>tfw no ice blue eyes
life is suffering
>>5521179
Why would I ruin your life?
I might fall for you tbqh...
>>5521192
>Venser almost as cute as MTG Venser
This is criminal.
>>5520897
>reminds me of past relationships where my libido outstripped that of my partners and there was nothing I could do change them or me even though I desperately tried.
I know that feel all to well. At first they're all excited, "Ann, you're a fucking machine!", but then after a while they start to hate it. "Don't you think about anything but sex!"
>>5521128
Good luck m8. I used to be really concerned with how "small" I was.
I tried pills, and creams, pumps and jelging. Nothing really works.
Jelging works a bit, but It's hard to commit to Hour long penis exercise sessions every day.
>>5521192
this picture is making me thirsty as fuck
>>5521201
>Mtg fag
Gay af
>>5521192
Slut
>>5521128
Become a muscle slut. Guys with smaller dicks have bigger prostates. God created you to serve alphas
>>5521219
Not for awhile. I actually quit around they time they killed off Venser. Too much money, not enough fun.
>>5521192
post butt
>>5521155
>UK
>Eyes are almost exactly that colour
Nice
>>5521225
Pft, I have a small dick (6 inches) and I can't even feel my prostate.
>>5521226
Fair enough mate
People tried to draw me in but money
Like I torrent the dnd books and I'm gtg which is great desu
>>5521225
>tfw already really muscular and hairy
Im not bottoming for nobody tho tbqh...
>>5521239
6 inches isn't small
>>5521239
>6 inches
>small
motherfucker you're above the national average in most non-african countries
>>5521252
>DnD is bottom tier tabletop games
Truth. But it's the most popular and easiest to get a group to play.
>>5521264
>believing that jewish propaganda
i s2g
>>5521260
Is that venser?
>>5521247
Green is the best eye color. I'm jelly
>>5521269
Neh. The picture is from /fit/
>>5521272
shadowrun 5e is supposed to be easy to pick up and play (mostly, the rules for hacking are still kind of clowny). i had a group playing it but it fell through.
Eclipse Phase is good sci-fi stuff, Traveller is good and simple if you like playing space stuff like Firefly, Exalted is weeb central but pretty fun for a new group who want to do crazy shit right off the bat.
guys help me decide between eating poutine or a brisket sandwich for dinner
>>5521271
it only looks green from further away, it actually is not green at all
>>5521265
The only DnD I'll even look at anymore is 4e. 3 and 5 are both awful and I have no nostalgia for 2 or older, so I don't bother.
>>5521272
I don't really like CoC because it attracts about the same kind of randumb that Vampire does. Shadowrun is fun, though. I also like nWoD, L5R, Fate, Marvel Heroic, Mutants and Masterminds, lots of stuff.
As long as you aren't playing Pathfinder or Dungeon World, I can forgive you.
>>5521284
eat cum
>>5521280
Fair enough cool
I'll look into them bud
>>5521284
Brisket sandwich
Just had Steak N' Shake for the first time and it was disgusting and overrated. If you ever come to America avoid that place.
>>5521284
i wish i had some disco fries :(
Burgers are overrated. Consume man milk
>be twink
>dick is over 7"
>get messages on grindr from 'masc alpha dom top' types
>have a bigger dick than them
>>5521319
what hte fuck
>>5521321
The bigger they are the harder they bottom
>>5521321
who cares?
it's not like you're going to use it anyway
>>5521333
The only reason to play DnD to me is for ridiculously arcane tables and charts.
>>5521341
Personally I found running 4e that it's one of the fastest to do prep work for. Encounter math actually works so you can easily, quickly budget stuff out, throw in a couple environmental things, and you're good to go. And you don't need to worry as much about coddling anyone.
>>5521342
I do sometimes crib old random generation tables. They're definitely fun to mess around with.
>>5521284
Why not both?
>>5521345
There are a lot of big dick bottomsluts out there desu
>>5521345
>I'm a little bitch, b-but at least I have a big dick!
dumb slut
dick size is a completely arbitrary measure of manliness, it's like comparing beard length or some shit like that
>>>5521370
i'm trying to lose weight
>>5521366
Sure but as a player it's just so like an mmo where you have all these skills and you have use each one correctly like 5 options a level
It was nice like my only complaint with 5 e is lack of combat abilities for the barbarian, such a dull class
>>5521383
just do some cardio or don't eat anything next time
>>5521382
Babydick detected
You can't claim to masculine if you have a tiny penis.
>>5521383
brisket then
>>5521388
4e's got deck building aspects, both for the player and for the group, so I actually like that part of the game. You can do some shit if you work together.
5e is unfinished trash that people are eating up. Martials got kicked back to 'I hit it' and casters are shitting nukes out of both ends.
>>5521408
That's pretty true esp with unearthed arcane
My dm let's me drop and swap weapons as a free action tho so I at least get cool moves where I throw a javelin, take a sword out ... etc
And if I get a magic weapon, it'll improve but yeah strikers need something other then totem spirit barb being unkillable
>>5521395
If you really think you have such a big member, let's see it. For all I know you're just stirring shit, hoping that someone would give your miserable ass some (You)'s.
>>5521192
>tfw venser will never cuddle senpai after senpai tops him
;_;
>>5520831
>date guy
>turns out he is a bit more right-wing
>instantly crush on him
I'm a leftist in some things, rightist (is that a thing?) in others, but I can sure as hell live better with someone who is a bit right-wing.
not /pol/-tier (because that's fucking retarded and /pol/acks are trolls or mentally or socially retarded people), but I think I'd lke that better than a far leftist tbhfam.
>be me
>blonde, tall german guy (green eyes, meh)
>family tree goes back to 1236
>find tall blond, blue eyed german guy
>he's leaning towards right-wing
>start a relationship
Hitler would be so proud ... well, except for the gay thing.
Which is better
the day i start balding is the day i kill myself
>>5521382
agreed. my bf is way manlier than me and my dick is bigger.
according to him I'm some kind of rare pokemon since I don't look down on him because his dick is a bit under average. apparently gay guys are obsessed with dick-size, even if the other one is bottoming.
maybe it's his luck, that I was completely unexperienced before meeting him, but I doubt, that I would ever get so obsessed with dick-size if we broke up and I met other guys with bigger dicks.
>>5521487
I watched the first episode of Queer as Folk and I wanted to kill myself because it was so stupid.
>>5521488
You don't think you would look good with a shaved head?
>>5521487
DISGUSTING & REPULSIVE
both depict the most shallow and pathetic side of the gay community
>>5521500
no
i look hideous, actually
i shaved my head a couple of years ago, and it was really bad
>>5521501
That's because gay life the 90s UK was like that
It's accurate description
>>5521508
which is why it's a disgusting show
>>5521507
Look at it this way:
Quality wigs are easier to style than your own hair.
>>5521519
Such is British life
>>5521527
Guess this is why most Britposters here are spastic junkies.
>>5521527
there's so much going on in this picture that it could be a Renaissance era painting
>>5521533
>tfw not a spastic junkie
>>5521541
kek for truth
>>5521541
I was thinking the same thing. Almost like the last supper, or Dante's Inferno, Brit edition.
Brits formed the modern gay culture, you just need to accept it. Americans were too busy dying from AIDS.
>>5521558
Aids is gay culture tho
>>5521558
theres no such thing as a gay culture
a few faggots doing drugs and being degenerates do not represent the gay community t b h
>>5521558
brits only formed the sissyboy culture which has only deterred acceptance of respectable gay men
>>5521566
sounds like someone didn't get invited to do drugs with the other degenerate boys
>>5521566
Under Reagan, gay culture was AIDS. Under Thatcher, it was hundreds of gay bars because of her economy. So yes they did affect it a lot since they were the leading Western nations.
What do you guys think about having kids? I personally don't mind being around them at all, but I would never being myself to raise them.
>>5521566
Why the femfaggots crew dropping trip?
FUCK OFF 5652
>>5521578
nope, the breeders can keep the little pests
>>5521578
Maybe when I'm older, not any time soon
>>5521578
I hate kids.
They're always so bubbly and joyful and energetic and happy,
and I hate it.
>>5521578
Honestly it would be awesome to have kids but ill probably just be the chill uncle.
>>5521578
I love kids and I'm sure my brother will hate me as soon as he gets kids because they will love me so much.
I'm uncertain if I wanna have kids though. What if being raised by two dads does some harm? what if the child gets bullied?
I would be down to having kids with my bf. adopting is in it for me or buying an uterus. my bf is pretty wealthy and he said something similar to this, I'd have no problem with not being blood-related to the child I raise tbhfam, especially because my bf has god-tier genes.
>>5521269
>>5521229
Nope.
>>5521224
How rude.
>>5521218
>>5521201
Aww thanks.
>>5521636
yeah I agree, but my bf is really fucking perfect, he needs to pass his genes.
>>5521623
How long til you're that big?
I wish I was in my late teens in the 90s doing drugs and being a degenerate
>>5521643
Have him donate sperm. Someone else can raise his offspring, that's winning according to evolution.
>>5521648
me too
but there's no time like the present, you can do it anon
>>5521664
the law fucks sperm donors where I come from.
>>5521636
Adopting is ethically worse, you're making genetically inferior children who were already rejected by their parents survive and wasting effort trying to make them into something their genes will never allow them to be (good people)
The right thing to do is only to pass on superior genes and ensure those genes have a positive environment in order to allow them to be the best they can be
>>5521670
Then I can't imagine it's any kinder to gay adoption.
Was the 90s actually as fun for teenagers as everyone makes it out to be?
I was a teenager during the late 2000s to early 2010s, and there was nothing great about it. Mostly just social media and stuff taking over everyone's lives.
>>5521681
that was the most retarded faux-social darwinist thing i've read in a long time
>>5521681
If I had to mark what was wrong with this post, I'd mark your face.
>>5521683
It really depends when, where and what kind of position your family happened to have. The early 90s recession really fucked up some families to the point some people who now are in their 30s have some serious mental problems.
The late 90s definitely was great time.
But all the great things like rise of the internet, consumption culture and so on made it exciting time.
>>5521683
Yes
>>5521709
But Senpai, without broken people, how will you find low self esteem boys to tonguepunch in the fartbox?
>>5521720
True
And just think of all the sluts whose nudes I never would've seen
>>5521709
>Sorry you're broken
no shit
>>5521382
more like beard density; some people can't grow beards at all, some get shitty patchy beards, and some get thick beautiful beards. It's all genetics. Same deal with penis size.
>>5521737
It's not the beard on the outside that matters, it's the bears you've been inside that matter
Tfw no chubby arab daddy bf
>>5521770
ew lol
bad taste in daddies
>>5521770
>>5521795
Pls. The fat guy from parks and rec and jurassic park that you guys drool over is so ugly
Whatever happened to
>FeelGood?
>deafbfanon?
>Freddie?
>that one guy posting butts all the time?
>teacupanon?
>Chauncey?
>>5521803
All of them were chaunceys alter egos.
Aka you chauncey. I can tell because your posts read like shit. Why'd you greentext all that?
>>5521801
>>5521803
Posts Anonymously, without much success
Dunno
Dunno, had a bunch of impersonators a few months back. Don't know if any were really him.
There's lots of those
Trampled by a pack of corgis
Dead, hopefully.
What, if anything, do you wear when it's time to go to sleep?
>>5521820
Freddie wasn't fake. He ODed
>>5521831
Undies
Shorts or sweatpants
T shirt
>>5521831
>tfw not squished between my two buff hairy daddybfs
i sleep naked
>>5521770
>TFW I sometimes jerk off thinking about sucking my turkish chef exboss's dick.
>>5521842
I don't. The one's you're posting are just simply gross.
>>5521831
Nude mostly or some boxer briefs.
I've come to find me a lover.
>>5521842
That's a grandpa, not a daddy
>>5521831
>sleep
hahaha
>>5521844
Nice statue, but the best cuddlers have at least a touch of body fat covering the muscles.
>>5521856
Please take a number and wait at the end of the line.
>>5521857
those eyes instantly melt me
What is it about some guys eyes just make you melt and sell your soul to them?
>>5521852
Take creepshots of him and post em here
>>5521850
Gee sludge, how come your mom lets you have TWO dads?
>>5521853
Monkey hands ewwww
>>5521828
>Trampled by a pack of corgis
I would go to my grave fucking willingly.
>>5521831
Naked, usually. I burrito up in the sheets and it's comfy and warm as fuck. I have pajama pants, but I usually only wear those when I'm going around the house. Or I'll steal a pair.
>>5521845
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
>>5521803
Whatever happened to blondie maki bullykun booger rugby 5652 wiz and everyone?
What about mexi?
>>5521880
They all realized gaygen is a boring as fuck circle jerk centered around 3-4 trips
>>5521877
Burrito mode is best most
Bf bang you against the wall lately? :3c
>>5521889
Am am I one of them?
>>5521889
It's true. I just go here to ask random gays opinions and to talk about sex stuff that I rarely tell my real gay friends because many of them would look down on me for some of it.
>>5521011
>Creepy hipster uncle tier
tfw that's pretty much my "look" :T
