Continuing the qt waifu and crushes theme beyond the Western world.
Who is your non-Western waifu, /lesgen/?
Previous thread: Actress crushes edition >>5503853
Kinoshita Yuka is my Japanese waifu, mainly because I love cute girls who love to eat.
I also get myself off while watching her videos, I don't fucking even know how or why I started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhPSv0C8EK8
>>5519516
Well that's one thing I can remove from "possible, yet unexplored fetishes".
>>5519516
> I also get myself off while watching her videos, I don't fucking even know how or why I started.
Don't forget, the next step is killing yourself.
>>5519474
All of them are cute, but there's just something about her.
>>5519516
What ever floats your boat.
It's not bad to ask for closure right, I want to move on but break up texts are lame as fuck and would just like to actually talk with actually hearing eachother.
She is just pushing me away by saying everything I say is an attack and she doesn't want to hear me be sad. It's annoying and it hurts
>>5519671
Leave her the fuck alone, stop being a selfish bitch.
>>5519671
It IS nice to actually get closure, to know why.
At the same time, bear in mind that she's apparently hurting too.
>>5519681
That's true, I'll give it some time.I wish it didn't have to happen in such a way though.
Girls are weird
>>5519686
>Girls are weird
You sound like a huge cunt, to be honest. I don't blame your ex for wanting you out of her life.
>>5519686
Well yeah, most people with things had gone differently when a relationship ends.
I can very much relate to your need for closure and shit, because I've been burned by it before. But... yeah, she's hurting too, she needs her space. Trying to get closure or any kind of detail from her is just gong to end badly. She wont give it to you, she'll get more upset, you'll get more upset. Down that way madness lies.
You're gonna have to make peace with probably never knowing what the fuck, im afraid.
>>5519694
Thanks anon, and sorry it happened to you.
At least it doesn't hurt as bad anymore, time heals
>>5519690
>Calling someone a cunt for wanting to know why someone broke up with them
Sounds like you're projecting a bit.
>>5519744
Oh yeah for sure.
Time's good stuff when it comes to this. Just gotta keep yourself chipper in the meanwhile as it goes to work, really.
This girl if she looked this good in every angle. This is her most bait pic like this pic somehow inflates her rating to a 8/10 or a 9/10 but if you look at her other pics she's pretty eh. I forget her name.
Good day to you, from the land of gaymen. How art thou, thou stalwarts of homosexual female sistren?
>>5519755
Good, thank you.
>Deleted Her app
>Probably gonna delete OKC
Fuck it, this semester I'm volunteering at my city's LGBT center and hanging around all the known gay places. I don't even care that much about a gf, I just want more gay/lesbian friends.
>>5519763
I know that feeling, I dont fucking know anyone lgbt around here.
Living in the sticks is hell.
>>5519763
>>5519767
>Tfw bunch of gays in my area
>Tfww bunch of lesbians in my class
>Tfw some of my long-date relatives were actually gay and I didn't know
>Tfw not even looking for them
Did anyone else have mostly male friends growing up?
I was never really able to keep my female friends for like more than a school year until I accepted I was gay.
I think it's because I would crush on them and feel weird around them, so the friendship would fizzle
Anyone else experience this?
>>5519913
Nope, always been surrounded by girls.
>>5519913
In school I were most often with boys, mostly because they shared my interests. My closest friends are female, though. Nowadays I don't see a tendency either way.
>>5519913
Growing up, most of my friends were boys, and I've always felt more comfortable around them, not to mention that I shared more interests with them.
Lately though, I'm starting to almost dislike guys. Being in the only grill in a dorm full of guys really is the worst.
>>5519913
When I was a kid, yeah, my best friends were guys just because we had more in common. My sister was the same, to some extent.
Teens though, primarily girls, though the only two friends I still have from teens are guys.
Go figure.
>>5519913
Yes, I'm a women repellent ever since I was a kid.
>>5519861
>had extremely tight circle of four friends, 2 girls, 2 boys when younger
>we all ended up some kind of queer
I guess we all just sensed the future gay on one another
>>5520681
That's what I think too, I always felt like that one friend I had was different, kinda liked it, didn't know it was gay diffrent though
gonna get a okcupid and pof dating profile.
How much shit would I get if I typed "no bisexuals, no trans, no closet case ftms, no radfem or sjw tumblr feminist, no mental issues, I just want a normal gay woman who has a chill sense of humor"
I mean shit, if gays can type "no blacks, no asians" in their profiles and get away with it, why can't I be honest about my preferences?
I'm liking this edition already.
>tfw you'll never have a qt, seemingly cold and distant gf who only opens up to you and is dominant in bed
These past days, I have actually felt bummed out by this fact... I think I might as well go celibate, honestly
>>5520868
Why no radfems? I genuinely don't mean as an insult but it doesn't sound like you wouldn't get along with some of them. Also they're pretty far from tumblr SJWs.
>>5521206
i've read some of their blogs and a lot of them sound downright crazytown. Like yeah, I don't wanna date transwomen but it's not right for radfems to constantly shit on them all the time. Just leave them alone. IMO, the only thing radfems should be fighting is against the cotton ceiling meme, but they go to far with everything else, it's become one extremist hate campaign.
I just want a chill cis girl who's smart and well educated/cultured and the further she separates herself from 3rd wave feminism, the better. I want a ambitious woman who's striving for a good career, not some blogger with a woman studies degree crying about how evil porn is on tumblr.
>>5521261
Okay, I see what you mean even if I don't totally agree. Thank you for being polite about it.
>tfw no old depressed seiyuu waifu to love and take care of
>>5519516
Dat qt kitten bowl.
>>5521322
When will Yukarin kill herself?
>>5521261
Are you single?
>>5521451
yes, why else would I be making a profile on a dating site?
>>5521261
>I just want a chill cis girl who's smart and well educated/cultured and the further she separates herself from 3rd wave feminism, the better. I want a ambitious woman who's striving for a good career, not some blogger with a woman studies degree crying about how evil porn is on tumblr.
If you happen to find where all the sane, educated gay chicks have been hiding, please let me know.
I mean, they're obviously not here on 4chan-- but my experiences with OKC lead me to believe I might as well be looking for a goddamn unicorn.
>>5521528
>but my experiences with OKC lead me to believe I might as well be looking for a goddamn unicorn.
that's so sad...
>>5521360
Hopefully never ;_;
hey nig nogs
>>5521550
>that's so sad...
Not really. I've gone on enough comically bad dates to appreciate how absurd the whole courtship thing really is. I gave up after a while because I'm a fairly private person, and that's not terribly conducive to the online dating "scene."
>buy lottery ticket
>win 800 million dollars
>start lesbian commune with excellent wifi
>>5521690
Im sold, count me in
>>5519474
Hey /lesgen/
Pertaining to our current theme, is anyone in Asia? I'm currently living in Tokyo and go to an almost all female school, the majority of the few men attending being gay.
I think Japanese girls are fucking adorable but after living here for a while all I find myself wanting is another western girl or a half Japanese/western girl.
Fuck, why can't I be more excited to be surrounded by Japanese qties?
>>5521743
>Fuck, why can't I be more excited to be surrounded by Japanese qties?
Because your yellow fever is not strong enough.
>>5521743
>living the dream
>not wanting
>>5521743
You should be glad you don't suffer from yellow fever.
My gf is japanese, and she find it creepy/weird and makes fun of people who have it.
>>5520681
My best friend whom I've known since we were both 4 years old turned out to be gay. I knew he was before he admitted it to himself. He dated girls in high school, but in college he finally came out and started dating dude.
We are currently pretend dating for the sake of our super religiously traditional families. He has a bf. They are so cute together
/lesgen/ I'm thirsty from looking at my own reflection. What do.
>>5521816
>bearding
That sounds fun and I'd like to give it a try seeing as I'm not out and lately it feels like close family and friends are butting in a bit on my sexuality. Don't you get sick of lying to yourself after a while though? I'd imagine being with a guy (even if it's all fake) when all you want is a girl seems like something upsetting and depressing after a while. Unless you already have gf, in that case it sounds like fun 24/7
>go to wedding
>bunch of bullshit political Christian propaganda everywhere
>intolerable amounts
>more than the usual at normal weddings
>literally a two hour sermon and then a wedding with more Biblical stuff pigeon holed in there
>pastor brings up gay marriage
>loooool
>pastor asks me to dance later
>do it because I am a chicken shit
>all I can think about is this one girl in my Church choir I had a huge crush on
>find out she's gay later in life
>do nothing as usual
im going to have a girl over at my place for the first time in like two years, she has no idea that im really into vidya and i dont really have anywhere to put all of my ridiculously embarrassing shit (like world of warcraft books), is it endearing to find out someone is a fucking sperg loser or am i doomed?
>>5521905
If she acts weird about it just say that you play and the books and shit were gifts. It doesn't look as spergy when you didn't buy it for yourself.
But, you can't really hide this stuff from her if you want any chance at taking it further, that's what kills relationships.
>>5519913
when i was a kid all of my friends were guys, but around junior high school i started hanging out with girls and only girls, trying to convince myself and everyone else that im not the massive fucking homo i am
hahahahaha it worked about as well as you'd expect
>>5521929
so im doomed
gr8
i was doing so well at being a normie
honestly what's more intimidating is if she sees that shit and then tells me about her crazy dark secrets like she's into beastiality or some shit
>>5521905
>implying the perfect girl isnt one who seems normie at first and then you find out she's got huge hidden power levels
>>5521905
Just tell her you're into vidya and shit if she asks. It's not really a controversial thing anymore... Plus, it's a good test. If she acts shitty because of something so mundane, she's not gf material.
>>5521773
GIVE ME YOUR GF YOU UNGREATFUL HOWAITO PIGGU.
>tfw postponing suicide so i don't ruin my best friend's birthday, anniversary and valentine's day with his gf
how is everyone else?
>>5521721
>Does that mean that you're not insane, Tumblr tier, feminist lesbians then?
What are your backgrounds?
I can't speak for >>5521261 but I'm just a white, cis, boring as fuq graduate student who barely has time to lurk legbutt let alone keep up with tumblristas and sjws. Don't get me wrong though--- I'm in a STEM field and I consider myself a feminist (like anyone with ovaries who isn't retarded)...however, I have zero desire to argue with people about it. Although I do enjoy watching people get buttblasted over ridiculous shit, not gonna lie.
>>5521477
D8 me. How old are you?
>OKCupid
How much of my face do I have to reveal there to make people talk to me/think I'm an actual human being?
>>5522394
all of it and make sure it's your profile picture. i skip over everyone who doesn't show face.
>>5522394
>tfw want to make a profile but stressing out over having a nice picture
>>5521816
My best friend is also gay with a hyper religious family. I'm his filthy heathen friend with a mom who hasn't been to church in decades. His parents recently convinced him to break up with his bf, and he's struggling with his religion and everything right now. I would honestly be his beard if he wanted to, but that would probably make things worse for him mentally.
>>5522434
That's what I figured. I still have qualms about posting my face on the internet though.
>>5522611
It's not that big a deal, unless you are extremely hot/ugly or your profile becomes a meme.
>>5522705
W-What would happen if I were extremely hot? Would all the qts flock to me and I could finally make my harem dreams come true?
>>5522228
Nice. I'm a finance undergrad who roams the internet for interesting sane lesbians because they're so hard to detect in real life - seriously straight girls are too misleading.
Where are you?
>>5522228
>STEM field
What are you studying?
>>5522755
Are you also rich? Having girls around is expensive.
But you could probably join a harem if you are extremely hot.
There was a woman on the train looking at me and smiling at me. I think she was coming on to me!
>>5523385
is it that expensive? every relationship i've been i've also been broke.
>>5523453
You have been in relationships with one girl at a time, multiply those expenses by the number of girls in the harem and it really adds up quick.
>>5523350
>Biology of the very, very smol
Cool. I have a B.S. in biology. I was planning on going to grad school for botany like a fucking hippie, but I decided med school was a better decision. Going for pathology now.
>>5523414
She wants the V, anon. Give it to her.
>>5519913
>friends
>>5523525
> decided med school was a better decision
You are correct. What they don't tell you as an undergrad is that majoring in any of the life sciences will require an advanced degree to be viable as a career (i.e., become an actual scientist). Unless you get a MT certification for clinical labwork, bend over for grad school or wash glassware your whole life.
>Going for pathology
As someone who routinely collects animal feces and biofilms, I applaud your dedication to the scrutiny of nasty shit. Are you in a program yet or still applying?
>>5523530
10 points if you caught the reference.
>biology
>STEM
ISHYGDDT
>>5523606
>What they don't tell you as an undergrad is that majoring in any of the life sciences will require an advanced degree to be viable as a career (i.e., become an actual scientist).
Exactly. Undergrad biology degrees will not get you far without higher education or some sort of certification or licence to do some other shit.
>Are you in a program yet or still applying?
About to start my second semester at UT Medical School.
Are you going to go for a PhD?
>>5522228
>I consider myself a feminist (like anyone with ovaries who isn't retarded)
You sound exactly like this girl I used to date, except she didn't consider herself a feminist. She was an MRA, if anything. She was white, STEM, grad student too. I wish I could overlook the whole "men are oppressed!" thing, but it was just too stupid.
>>5523350
It'll get you a job to live comfortably, nothing luxurious though to begin with. Plus any decent job will have me working 10+ hours a day. Not in it to make a lot of money though- just like the work. I don't have the guts to cut things open so I ruled out lots of sciences early.
>>5523638
>Undergrad biology degrees will not get you far
Couldn't stand going to uni for more than 3 years, Plus most postgrad med/bio/vet courses are competitive to get into down here.
>>5520868
>no radfem
*tip fedora*
You keep chocking on dicks, champ! So your 4chan male overlords can approve of you, you don't want to disappoint them do you?
>>5521773
Implying you don't have yellow fever when you're on 4chan and coincidentally have a Japanese girlfriend.
Who pre-ordered Dragon's Dogma? You can romance girls in it.
>>5523638
>medfag on lesgen
Marry me and we can be the most qt couple at the hospital.
I went for medicine for pretty much the same reason - you can always get a job and there are so many different fields you can go into. Occasionally I miss STEM stuff though and I think I'd be in computer science if I wasn't in medicine.
When I started I was thinking about clinical genetics or some lab specialty, but I'm mostly considering anesthesia now. I've always been someone doing important things in the background that no one else wants to do, like glaring at monitors for hours for those 1% moments where you actually have to intervene.
Pathology was cool but having to spend a year just doing autopsies scared me off. I don't mind autopsies, but for a year... it's not that fun.
>last thread ended up being writers and literary aspirations
>this thread is mpw about scientists and doctors
Im intrigued about what'll come out next time.
>>5524119
Fuck me, I missed writers in lesgen? This is what I get for getting sick.
>>5524164
Should probably still be in the archive!
>>5522394
I'm on okstupid, I talk shit like a mfucker in there.
>>5524795
Surely you realize that they ARE the tfw no gf crowd, right?
>>5524878
Yeah, I'm saying that when they stop going on about no gf, we can all have some good conversations.
>>5523638
>Are you going to go for a PhD?
That's the plan. I'm in my second semester also at Cornell. Do med students do lab rotations in the beginning to select an advisor, or do you go in having one?
>>5523717
> I wish I could overlook the whole "men are oppressed!" thing, but it was just too stupid.
Don't, because it is stupid. MRAs are just as insufferable as radfems.
>>5523719
>Not in it to make a lot of money though- just like the work
Too many of my undergrad friends got degrees in shit they didn't really care about and now work in retail or are stay at home moms. You'll do great as long as you commit to an employer long enough to pad your resume and are willing to move to where the good paying jobs are.
> I don't have the guts to cut things open so I ruled out lots of sciences early.
There's way more to science than rooting around inside dead animals. It's bullshit that kids are taught that biology = dead frogs. My department has a ton of computational biologists who've only ever seen blood during accidents when cutting their morning bagel.
>>5524925
>MRAs are just as insufferable as radfems.
Lol no.
>>5521893
you could have had choir lesbian romance and you didn't? for shame.
Man, I had the weirdest dream about the only friend I ever had but haven't seen since fucking 5th grade. We were in a classroom although as adults and she began flirting with me, and so I also began flirting with her, and at the end she was joking and calling me "girlfriend", but it all felt so warm and she was so beautiful.
I don't know what to feel, lesgen, I haven't seen her since 5th grade and I wasn't even gay back then.
>>5522176
is this anon alive?
>>5523937
I already played it on PS3. Such an awesome game.
Also Mercedes best waifu.
>>5524925
>Very true, so many of my friends still don't know what they want to do after two or three transfers. I already live in the city and started working early so my resume's looks better than some kids'.
I see your point about science, I did some physics back in high school and enjoyed it. I just don't have the aptitude to build bridges or unlock the secrets of the universe. All the STEM students I know are very academic, I'm running for the hills as soon as I can get out of university.
>>5523717
>>5524926
This gender rights extremism is shit on both sides. I'd remove myself from anyone who was too serious about it.
Soo I have recently started talking with my ex again and reminisced about our past together a lot. Tonight we were talking about feelings and she confessed that she has to tell me something, and I am still waiting for that message. I think I am falling for her again, lesgen...
>>5525555
>This gender rights extremism is shit on both sides. I'd remove myself from anyone who was too serious about it.
This. Just want a normal gf who's not crazy about either side and has better and more productive things to do then angrily argue about gender politics on tumblr/reddit/4chan.
>>5525071
>expecting me not to fuck up
>>5525686
Why she your ex?
>>5523414
Yeh,it sure feels good when it happens. My brain always refuses to believe they are really checking me out, though. In the back of my mind I believe I am merely projecting and there are no such things as lesbians beside me IRL.
If I ever find someone who loves me,I'll be one forever happy camper.
>>5525962
She suddenly became depressed, had an existential crisis and decided that it would be better for both of us to end the relationship. Nevertheless, it was the best time of my life.
>she'll never cave in my skull by sitting on my face
>>5523525
How do you get into med school without preparing at least your sophomore year? I wanted to but it was too fucking expensive for my GPA so I opted for grad school.
>>5525686
I have never heard of exes getting back together and staying together. Not gay ones anyway. There's a first for everything tho. Buy whatever broke you two up can do again if not fixed now.
>>5525156
#facts
She was great
Who else here /transgenderbutpostherepretendingtobenottransgender/?
>>5525732
> has better and more productive things to do then angrily argue about gender politics on tumblr/reddit/4chan
The loudest are usually the most visible and it makes their true numbers appear inflated. I've met a lot of nice, sane, and attractive chicks in college...too bad they were either straight, taken, ace, or adverse to dating for career reasons.
Although grad school makes people kind of nuts
>>5526024
>tfw I know that feel
>tfw you can't tell if you want her or want to look like her
Either way, goals tbqh
>>5525962
>My brain always refuses to believe they are really checking me out, though. In the back of my mind I believe I am merely projecting and there are no such things as lesbians beside me IRL.
That is me 100%.
I see girls looking at me while smiling, and I always think they're sort of making fun of me for some reason, then I think about it afterward and realise they were checking me out baka
>>5525732
>Just want a normal gf who's not crazy about either side
Me too anon. Too bad they've taken over all lesbian communities. At least radfems won't call me a bigot for not wanting to date trannies. I went into STEM myself to get away from all of this, but it seems like I can't ever be free. I just want a sensible lesbian who shares my worldview but isn't bogged down by self pity.
>>5526981
What worldview would that be?
>>5526987
I think it is true that women face more challenges due to the way we are raised and socialized. There is also a biological aspect, as in, a man will never have to sacrifice his career in anyway to have a child. A man will also most likely be physically stronger. An average man can probably beat me up with very little risk of physical retaliation.
I prefer to move past this, for the most part, rather than dwell on it. I think it is better to be more pragmatic than idealistic with the current set up. The legal side of equality is already mostly in place. It's probably better to work with the system than to demand further amendments. Sometimes it's not fair, but I think we should still try our best to make do, rather than dye our hair green and go stomping around with a protest sign and a bra.
>>5527066
I like you.
>>5527066
>Sometimes it's not fair, but I think we should still try our best to make do, rather than dye our hair green and go stomping around with a protest sign and a bra.
Maybe that's just the nature of protests and that they're mostly ineffective?
>It's probably better to work with the system than to demand further amendments.
To amend the system is to work with it, I'd say, assuming you're talking about the American legal system. But that's a job for those with political power; our jobs as regular citizens is to stay informed and to hold our leaders accountable for the decisions they make.
>>5527090
>Maybe that's just the nature of protests and that they're mostly ineffective?
I think they worked to some degree. The early days of the civil rights movement, women's suffrage, and pride. I think the difference is that the law is clearly prejudiced at that time. As things currently are, the law already promotes equality and people are protesting social issues. I don't think the social issues we face today can be fixed through protest.
> To amend the system is to work with it, I'd say, assuming you're talking about the American legal system.
My issue wasn't with amending, it was the demand part. No amount of shouting or yelling will stop your average douchebag from calling women sluts, for example. The only thing you can do is probably own it, critique those in power who slut shame/rape (e.g. celebrities), and teach our children better. Social change will always lag behind.
>>5527174
>I don't think the social issues we face today can be fixed through protest.
I can agree in a sense; new times call for new tactics.
>The only thing you can do is probably own it, critique those in power who slut shame/rape (e.g. celebrities), and teach our children better. Social change will always lag behind.
That last one is so important, I think--the messages we send to future generations are vital for creating a better world. People have to lead by example.
>missed an opportunity to kiss at
Just end my shit senpai. As I'm telling this story to the last girl I had the same problem with...she came onto me hard and I had no idea how to respond except being awkward. She ended up having to literally dry hump me as we were half asleep for me to acknowledge the hint. Thst was years ago and we're good friends now but...now I'm going through the same shit with another chick. Why the fuck can't I just stop being awkward around qts for 2 seconds. God. Damnit.
>>5527822
>She ended up having to literally dry hump me as we were half asleep
Can you greentext plz anon?
>>5527822
Aaaand. story time.
Lesbian-onee-sans, why does it take my girlfriend ninety minutes to come? Even when she's alone, it takes her that long. When I wear a strap-on, I get exhausted and end up just laying there like, a quarter of the way in, and there's no god damn way I can finger her through to completion. It takes me about forty seconds to finish. How do I speed her up? I wanna actually get her to the end, not just sit there like a sex toy, but it's so exhausting.
>>5528394
Maybe she's straight and not turned on.
>>5528422
this
>>5528422
Nah bitch is all over me; she initiates 99% of the time. Plus, like I said, it takes her just as long when she's by herself. (Studio apartment; sometimes I'm too lazy so she just takes care of herself.) I indulge in her weird-ass fetishes, too.
>>5528475
Maybe she (he) is a post-op tranny.
>>5528394
>ninety minutes
>you could watch an entire movie
>>5528477
This is not a very helpful general, is it?
>>5527822
at least you get qts dry humping you. I won't even sit next to a cute girl on the bus for fear she might try and talk to me.
>>5528494
I actually wish women would talk to me, they never do ever since I can recall. It's like I naturally keep females away from me, they have never liked me even as a child.
>>5528475
>weird ass fetishes
what are her fetishes?
So, I'm dating a police lady and to be honest the fact that she is a cop is kinda hot right?
Would it be offensive like, try to work that into sexy time?
Has anyone ever had a job that was kinda fetishized like a nurse or something?
Would it have bugged you if your partner was into it?
>>5528634
Why is that?
>>5528652
personality thing. I can't imagine why she would be opposed to it, though, much less be offended by it. As long as you make sure she knows you're not only dating her because she's a police officer. Either way, only she will be able to tell you if she is into that sort of thing or not, so you will need to ask her.
>>5528665
Pretty sure they asked why wouldn't date a cop
>>5528603
I've had a couple of jobs that required a uniform and also I have my HS uniforms from back in the day, I wouldn't mind if a girl wanted to make good use of any of them.
>>5528718
l-lewd
>>5528665
Well, darn.
I'm not really good at emotional talk stuff like telling people I love them and all.
>>5528692
Correct, I was asking that.
I posted here after getting my first date with her and a lot of people kinda reeeed over me dating a cop and I was just curious why.
>>5528718
What kinda uniforms? No homo senpai just intrigued.
If she had a fetish for a minimum wage book store cashier I would totally be willing to fulfill that.
>>5528932
Military uniforms.
I've never posted on this board before.
I'm a girl. I've only ever had sex with men.
I'm pretty sure I'm gay.
I am extremely shy and have no self esteem and no friends.
How do I meet girls?
>>5528976
You won't. Life is not an anime, your dream girl won't just come over and talk to you, no matter where you are.
Get some self esteem, improve yourself, make some friends, etc... Them you'll meet girls everywhere you go. Become a pussy magnet.
Ask yourself, would you date yourself? If the answer is no, work on the issues and ask again later.
>>5526547
She's pretty gross, dude. It makes her look like a T-Rex. Can you even get like that? It's clearly airbrushed, so maybe her proportions are shooped too.
>tfw you rewatch the same clips over and over again, pausing to stare at her face
I think I'm in love.
>>5529186
True, some people get fat as fuck in college since they start drinking and eating like shit.
But as a 5'2" womanlet I still get to wear shit from middle school that fits just right. Also I'm disgusted by fat people, so I stay fit and all that.
sis you know any white x asian lesbian homemade porn? cant find any on pornhub. I absolutely hate those fake videos.
>>5529271
Yes.
Got some real homemade ones on my phone.
>2016
>not making your own white/asian lesbian porn
>>5528603
Uniforms are a well recognised fetish the world over why would she be insulted?
I still have my old school uniforms for that exact reason
>>5529684
I wish I had school uniforms. It seems like it would be fun to dress up for someone.
>>5519753
>she's pretty eh. I forget her name.
anzuumanju i think is how you spell it, but i would love love love to have her for lunch, she looks like a pillow princess. I feel so dirty i think she's 19 but yeah she's super cute 9/10
>non western waifu
i really have a crush on victoria lovelace, she liked one of my pictures on instagram and ive been following her work ever since.
she even stalks my art work every once in a while it makes me cry every time.,
>>5529697
It actually really is.
I kept it originally because right ou of school my girlfriend back then thought it was cute.
I'm 26 now and it still fits perfectly.
Glad I kept it
>>5529706
What the hell. There's so much make-up all over her face you can't even say what she looks like. Or if that's a woman.
>>5529697
That's what you get for not enjoying superior commonwealth education.
My uniform doesn't really fit me that well any more since I've grown a bit taller, so the skirt is a little shorter than I'd like and the blazer doesn't quite reach my wrists.
I'm also part of the army reserve so I've got a very unflattering set of DPMs and boots.
>>5529729
so? I've seen her photos with out makeup she's really pretty to me anon. But i dont limit myself to one type of women top kek
>>5529763
To each their own.
>>5529706
Fuck Victoria is hot, I really love this kinda of look.
Of course I'm in love with Adora as well, damn it why do girls like them have to be so rare?
>>5529753
Army boots are great though, I'd join up just for them honestly.
And besides, even the unflattering kind of military uniform is still fun. Like, loose clothes with nothing underneath? That's a fun time.
And I got lucky and shot up in height quite young, so my year 10/11 uniform still fits me really well. If anything, the skirt's a little big for me now
>>5529784
Isn't she all make-up and photoshop?
>>5529414
FUCKO
>>5530028
Shhh, it's a secret.
>tfw don't want to go to work
I'm so tempted to be a lazy piece of shit and call in.
>>5530132
And do what instead?
Lesgen are you out to your family? I've been putting off coming out to mom for years and I'm getting kind of tired of it. I'm pretty sure she knows but I don't like the idea of confirming it either. I'm fairly private by nature so I never saw the point in coming out until, like, I dropped an engagement announcement on everyone, but lately hearing her ask me about guys and shit is almost exhausting. How did you all come out?
>>5530144
Probably lay in bed and wait for death. Maybe cry a little. The usual.
>>5530238
I told my mum before I was visiting a friend, so she couldn't question me right away.
It was easier for me since my brother is gay too and he was already out so I knew she was accepting.
Rest of my familty doesn't know though. Aside from my parents/siblings
>>5530278
I can't really tell how my mom would be. She says she's fine with gay people and has asked me outright if I was gay, adding that she wouldn't care. But she does say homophobic shit, and use slurs, as well and says as long as she doesn't say it to someone that's gay it's fine. My stepdad is pretty religious, and I've never heard him use any slurs, but he has said he wishes he didn't have to see gay people everywhere on tv. My little brother is autistic and parrots whatever my stepdad says.
I'm out to my friends and had no issues there at all. And half the people I work with are gay so that's whatever. I'm just tired.
>>5530238
>How did you all come out?
My mother had awesome reaction but I regret doing it still
>parents be divorced
>was alone at father house
>he abused me and my sister when we were kid
>comes into my room and hints me that he wants to fuck me
>freakingthefuckout.jpg
>realises he don't give a shit about incest prohibtion or wtv
>panickattack.mp4
>start seeing world fucking oddly
>feel like I'm going to die or have a heart attack
>call my mom and come out to her in fucking psychosis mode
>she takes it well
>I felt fucking nothing
It was like 2 years ago, I was having dissociative disorder, I still have it now, I don't plan on coming out to my father since I want him to stay far away from my sexuality
Lesgen. I lost my virginity to my best friend on Saturday night.
I just thought you ought to know.
>>5530925
There arent anywhere near enough details right here.
But congratulations!
>>5530238
Told my story before so quick version is that I came out when I was 17 and was kicked out of the house.
If you even remotely feel your mother won't accept you, have money and a place to stay lined up. Have a job to support yourself. If you're in school, and they support you, better to wait.
>>5530965
>friend's birthday party
>20 or so people there
>we're playing cards against humanity
>friend keeps leaning on me
>cuddling all gay like in front of a bunch of people
>people are in different room
>we're both on sofa
>she's snuggling into my neck
>start kissing each other on face
>start making out
>oh dear god
>when people walk into the room, they nope the fuck out
>when girl walks out I call "You can join in if you like."
>"Oh my god, Anon"
>"Just kidding, I'd rather just have you"
>end up going upstairs
>don't want to soil any beds
>go into bathroom
>lock door
>makeout in bathtub
>get naked
>fingering and eating out
>someone knocks on door
>"Anon's friend, are you in there?"
>"Uh yeah."
>"Is Anon in there?"
>Call out "Yep!"
>Friend leaves
>More kissing
>More sex stuff
>Stop when we both need to take meds
>go back down and carry on as normal
Neither of us came and she's straight and loves dick. But I love her anyway.
>>5531052
>checking bottom of the post
>she's straight and loves dick
thanks god I didn't read any of this trash (no offence op)
>>5531052
>Lose virginity in bathroom
>Only stop when its time to take pills
It's as nature intended.
Seriously though, congrats Anon.
>>5531052
She's definitely not straight, what the fuck.
>>5524926
buttblasted MRA detected
>>5531052
>straight
Doesnt really sound like she's straight.
Still, good time had by all, congrats
>>5531147
>if only you had a penis, Anon
I would have slapped the bitch.
(jk i would have cried)
>>5531052
You're living the dream, sis.
>>5531147
>If only you had a penis
Ouch.
At the same time, it's not like she stopped or anything.
>>5531147
I'm actually pretty fucking jealous of you.
Congrats motherfucker
>>5531176
That's what I was thinking. Maybe she just wanted thicker than some fingers.
If she went down on you then she can't be that straight. At least bi-curious.
>>5530238
I didn't. It was just a casual "Oh so you're a lesbian?" "Yep."
>>5531212
Well that's not so bad.
Make the 'I do, and it vibrates' offer.
Do eet
>>5531212
Tell her you've got more penises than she's got holes. They're detachable, vibrate, are ribbed and can reaches places the real thing can't.
I have actually used this while trying to pick up straight girls before. It didn't work, but it got a laugh and once a kiss on the cheek. So that was nice, I guess.
>>5530238
I lived with my mother as a kid/teen. I didn't have this whole big "mom, I'm a lesbian" thing, but from an early age on, I talked about how I find certain women qt, and never talked about guys. So that sort of settled it, it was clear for her that I was only interested in girls. I don't remember if I actually had a proper coming out moment. When we talk about sexual orientation nowadays, I just refer to myself as homo without thinking about it.
>>5531247
>I have actually used this while trying to pick up straight girls before. It didn't work
Wow, I sure wonder why.
>>5531350
I was really drunk ok? I'm not proud of myself.
>>5531052
>Neither of us came
>she's straight and loves dick
>I love her anyway
But you at least realize how incredibly pathetic this sound, right? I mean killing yourself level of pathetic.
>>5531247
You sound like a retard
>>5523414
Avenue Q?
>If you were gay
>I'd shout hooray!
>And here i'd stay
>but I wouldn't get in your way
>you can count on me
>to always be
>beside you every day
>to tell you it's ok
>you were just born that way
>and as they say, it's in your DNA
>you're gay!!
>be kissless virgin
>have qt friend
>she's adores you
>offers to help you experiment
>hold her hand
>kiss her hand
>touch her breasts
>best feeling in the world
>wake up
Why must I be taunted by dreams?
>>5530238
>holds hands and kisses girlfriends in public
>goes to gay bars and clubs with other gay friends
>only hangs out with girls
>has an older girlfriend who sends me expensive gifts and pays for a lot of things
>"oh your friend is really generous and really seems to care about you"
I'm still closeted to family and some other acquaintances, kek.
>>5528567
From normalfag to /d/, only counting things we do: choking, biting, hitting, hair pulling, tight collars, doggy paw gloves, barking, dog dildos, hand holding. She's a zoophile piece of shit.
She's weird as fuck but I've been with her eight years and I'm still absolutely head-over-heels for her, plus she puts up with my bullshit, so I don't mind.
>>5528634
Sometimes I do tell her that she has to get herself started, but it seems like she resets once I'm added in, and then it takes another hour.
>>5531461
>She's a zoophile
She can only get off while getting fucked by a dog, anyway now that this is solved you can go kill yourself.
>>5531461
>choking, biting, hitting, hair pulling, tight collars
These are great, past that it's a bit odd.
But still, you guys sound adorable.
Except the hand holding. Thats foul.
>>5531487
>She's a zoophile
>you guys sound adorable
>>5531489
Theyre still in love despite that, and that's adorable.
>>5531494
You seriously need some standards.
>>5531496
Nigga this is 4chan.
>>5531499
How does that somehow change the fact that you need standards?
>>5531489
At least I get pussy.
>>5531519
Human?
>>5531147
>if only you had a penis, Anon
The last girl I was in love with said that to me, when she knew I loved her. She was also straight and obsessed by the dick. And now she's a landwhale and everytime I think of of her I laugh.
>>5531521
Mostly.
>dream about having sex with Cate Blanchett
It was weird because of our age difference but at the same time it was so good
>>5531611
Carol, huh?
>>5531758
Yep, also the celeb posting from here
>>5531611
>tfw when I was one of the Cate Blanchett posters
>tfw older women are very much my thing
>tfw I can't even get laid in my dreams
You lucky lady, Anon. Was she dressed as one of the characters she played?
>>5531795
Not that I remember. We were at some sort of hotel and she told me to do whatever I needed to do to get comfortable and stuff. Very caring
I always want to have sex again in a hour. When ever I go out to get asian.
>>5532867
>tfw no qt gf with whom to eat Asian food and have sex afterwards
>>5532935
>tfw no Asian food
It's been so long since I've had sex that I don't care anymore.
>>5532867
>tfw just ate Asian food and don't have a gf
>>5533199
Will you be my gf, dubs-chan?
>>5532935
>tfw no qt white gf to make asian food for
>>5533210
Will there be Asian food?
>>5533259
Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, and, if we're feeling bold, maybe even Mongolian!
>>5533271
Mongolian is... something. I'm partial to Vietnamese though. Delicious, delicious pho.
anyone else here the gay twin?
Hello sweet peas. Did you miss me?
>>5531383
I had a dream that my crush and I were dating. We hugged, kissed, and everything was perfect. I was very happy.
Then my alarm goes off and I wake up only to remember that she has been ignoring me for the past 2 months.
>>5533271
>no Korean
Fucking pleb.
Pls advice baby dyke. In a few weeks I'm going to a lesbian party and my plan is to get 100% laid. Thing is I'm kinda shy and inexperiences, so while I just want to say "take me home with you and have sex all night" when making out with a girl, I just don't know what to say or when. How do?
(it's not in my city so I can't bring someone with me)
>>5534228
Bibimbab is soooo good, it's close to top of "dishes I want to learn"
I hate that this new Her update notifies you when you have unanswered comments and I HATE that now it puts the onus on YOU to comment to people who express interest, not the other way around.
Also, hardly any lesbians in there like snakes or lizards and I just can't be with a woman who'd find my career gross (I'm a herpetology student)
>>5534309
>shy and inexperienced
Have two drinks, no more than that because looking like a sloppy mess isn't cute, it'll make you calm down and will give you this nice buzz and confidence boost. Smile, eye contact, seduce the girl but don't make yourself sound like you're thirsty as fuck by saying "take me home with you and have sex all night".
I have a friend who has zero flirting skills and she always ends up losing the girl to me, not because I say anything in particular that would make a girl swoon, I just ask about her, you gotta act like you're interested in her and make her talk about herself, then it's all about attitude, be close to her, smile to her, keep making eye contact, if you're in a club and the music is deafening it's even better because whenever you lean in to talk to her you can put your hand on her lower back/back/shoulder. Make sure that this is okay though because you don't want to come off as clingy, just read the mood. If she's receptive she'll want to touch you too and will do the same.
Anyway just play it cool and don't let her know that you're desperate for sex.
>>5534365
I love lizards, snakes, frogs too so I would find your career pretty cool. Good luck finding a girl who likes those though, I've never met one so far.
>>5534379
Thank you, Anon!
(Pictured is the only girl in my life right now)
>>5534381
what a qt. ive been moving way too much to really keep any myself but i love reptiles. other anon is right though, most girls i know are weird about them at best.
>>5534375
>Isako
Damn, someone besides me know Dennou Coil here.
>>5534478
That person is so disproportional. How can any rational human being find this appealing in any way (nevermind that she's 2D)?
>>5534559
>rational human being
>4chan
>>5534559
>it's been a long day.jpg
It's the only pic I had. Nevermind the noodles limbs.
>>5531461
>dog dildos, hand holding
>>5534365
>>5534379
One of my best friends is married, and I've met his wife a few times.
She is hugely into snakes and lizards, and has half a dozen pet snakes of varying sizes, as (apparently) are a couple of her friends.
He has also made jokes a few times about how she seems to have a crush on me. So perhaps she isnt all that straight.
Either way, they're out there anons
>>5533817
Me.
Does your twin know?
>>5534381
Hnnnng she's so cute! Is that a ball python? I love how pythons look like they're going :3 all the time.
>>5531461
>She's a zoophile piece of shit.
>implying there's anything wrong with being attracted to animals
>>5534381
Spooky.
