Why is dick so magical, /gaygen/?
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>>5510216
>implying I wan't your public pics
I want your private ones so I can send you mine.
>tfw be straight guy on grindr
>have crush on this guy
>watch his profile everyday and try to guess where he's at based on conversation and feet away
>he called me super sexy but he's five miles away last night
>he's probably fucking. BIG CHAD COCK and not mine
>>5510205
5th for boxer underwear, best underware
>>5510223
>Let's all try to get along!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
>>5510231
no underwear = best underwear
>>5510225
Post pics here. Privacy is for straighties with gender politics and PH balanced public pool baby holes and shame
You aren't straight... Are you, anon?
>>5510227
(you)
Why is anal sex in movies always some kind of painful domination thing? Even openly gay actors do those scenes. Does the director just say "just roll with it, fag"?
>>5510250
But Your STRAIGHT
>>5510258
Im like 49% straight at most
>>5510227
>straight guy on grindr
I hate to be the one to break it to you...
>>5510271
Hell
>>5510275
idk... could dick be so magical that it turns gay guys straight?
>>5510205
Dick has it's own duality;
It is hard, but still, it feels as soft as skin.
When you wank it's owner enough you get a divine reward; lots, and lots of creamy, tasty cum.
That, my friends, is the great magic of Dicks.
>>5510271
My weight? Or by volume?
where's Irishanon?
I'm really turned on right now, I like writers
pls write a response to my post, irish
>>5510292
>not being nudist when you're in the safety of your home
>>5510287
Dick is like heroin, Will fuck you up the first time with it's immense pleasure but after the 10th time you will be a slave to it with only thoughts of dick in your mind and when you close your eyes.
>>5510250
you get nothing then, you're loss
>>5510287
impossible.
im bored of dick
>>5510362
Bored of yourself?
I get that too at times.
>>5510334
4u my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0AQKWM1uuU
we sharing the same dreams
>>5510370
I got conned into buying tighty whities a bit ago. Shit was awful. Like entry level cock and ball torture.
Did make for a nice bulge though.
>We both need to lose a few bb
I'm debating starting my cut now. I feel like a fatty.
If this faggot on grindr doesn't respond im going to get very very angry.
>>5510404
Stop cruising grindr and get a hobby. I wasted so many days sitting on grindr waiting to find a trick.
Beat off and get on with your day.
>>5510400
>ur post is funny because you changed the meaning of what i said into something disparaging
And all because I can't projectile vomit all my hate over niq anymore.
steven the dairy deli guy update #49
we were walking uboats down the same little hallway going opposite directions and we bumped into each other and our uboats rubbed together and i was like "sorry" and he was like "you're fine man"
also i got close enough to finally confirm that his name i steven
also he was wearing lime green plaid boxers today
then i walked to the bookstore and there was a really cute guy looking at the dc comics so i stood there and pretended to be interested in dc comics for a few minutes and smiled at him but he didn't notice
how was your day, gg
>>5510432
Dc fans = hot hunks
Marvel fans = fat nerds
I'll school you on dc so you can get hot nerd ass
>>5510432
its my birthday in 2 hours but I am currently sitting alone in my basement drawing pictures of all the qts I would like to date in my imagination, while reflecting on the fact that I am too scared to even come out of the closet yet, yet alone get a bf and basically i'm just wondering whether things are ever going to converge or whether i will just drift farther and farther from a normal life until the past hits me like a train and i realise i just wasted my whole life.
>>5510400
Dick is slang for "nothing"
>you don't know dick about dick
Dont make me feel autistic
>>5510395
Mine officially kicked in tuesday. Bp was highest it's ever been at doc's office. Holidays diet+major adex abuse seems to have gotten me. Time to turn back into MostlySkinnyHomo
>>5510387
Ugh
Just dont be fat
Ugh
Fucking fat privilege
Ugh
>>5510395
>>5510445
>tfw was supposed to dirty bulk over winter
>tfw actually lost half a kilo
god i hate myself sometimes
>>5510387
everyone loves writers
my first guy was a wannabe poet who made me read his stuff out loud, I loved every moment of it and he did too
it was mostly just whining about how terrible life in the city is, but spot-on nonetheless
I hate trannies
I hate gays
I hate straights
I hate niggers
I hate jews
I hate women
I hate bis
I hate you
FUCK YOU
Pic related
>>5510440
dc is a snooze and i am uninterested
but i'll pretend to be interested if it means i can make eyes at a tall towhead skellington with some scruff
he was wearing sweatpants and adjusted his package a couple times, it was endearingly slovenly
>>5510441
you don't have to burst out of the closet
coming out subtly over time might be less scary for you
>>5510440
>DC fans
>anything but smelly hipsters and nostalgiafags
How about that Suicide Squad movie?
>>5510455
You too.
>>5510468
>try and say something that will really hurt my feelings and make me cry if you think you are bully enough
I really hate your shoes.
>>5510445
I'm not that fat
I have a little tum , wide hips and a nice bum fyi that's where most of my fat is
>>5510454
I've always thought about writing poetry but it'd end in a bin so its pointless
>>5510456
>Dc is a snooze
So is marvel
Indie comics are the only one with decent variation
>>5510459
how about using some one other then joss whedon to make a good marvel move? Oh you can't
>>5510465
Try it, buttboi
>>5510485
you dont even know what shoes im wearing right now
>>5509678
>30 years old
>still on 4chan shitposting
end ur life already.
>>5510518
30 and still going through the meme phase of pretending to like men.
>>5510507
I don't need to.
Actually now we're on the subject, what kind of underwear are you wearing right now? :3
>>5510497
Look, Paddy, Avengers 1/2 are the worst Marvel movies that aren't Thor TDW. Whedon is garbage who hasn't improved his writing since Buffy. I'll fight you.
>>5510518
*ure life
Did you cry today?
Did you mope around today?
Did you feel like ending it all today?
Were you bullied by the world today?
>>5510469
after the comics he went straight to the sci-fi section
he was probably...
really engrossed.
>>5510518
If it wasn't for us older guys giving you younger 4chan guys attention you'd feel more worthless than you already do.
>tfw no ball-bellied bara bf to rub bellies with
we should create a containment general for the tripfags. it should be called /faggen/
>>5510562
maybe
>>5510557
anonymous comin out with the zingers!
>>5510562
>this faggots still not banned yet
>>5510557
>no qt bara bf
>>5510599
;__;
>>5510497
just keep writing and I'm happy
keep writing until you make it
I'm sure you will make it some day soon
>>5510606
what the fuck is up with the proportions
>>5510545
Cap and JJ are both great, though.
At least DC has Arrow and Flash, since they can't make even Hulk level movies anymore.
>>5510599
>mfw the guy in that picture
>>5510520
wearing these rn which i conveniently also have a picture of
>>5510576
Time to find a dnp source tubby. <3
>>5510627
Why is she vomiting?
>you and your husbando will never have a son and name him Nozzypozzy
>>5510645
>>5510638
Lol dnp.
Literally breaks down my skin from the inside. Dick still has dark spots from the last try.
Didnt even make me lose weight any faster
>>5510639
because the dude in that picture has jowl fat wider than his forehead, and is morbidly obese. it's disgusting.
not to mention the shit nose, awful T-Shirt, and terrible beard.
>>5510205
why do we even list the /gaygen one its dead. has been dead since the 2nd day rugby got it
>>5510655
Where in the midwest?
>>5510628
is it whore o'clock already?
wearing these atm
>>5510669
both rooms are dead, says connection failed for me and many others
>>5510682
tinychat is having problems for the last...while lol. when you get into the rehab one there is usually someone there though.
there is never anyone in /gaygen
>>5510656
I really want Constantine to work on film but it's just failed every time. It's really sad.
Fucking twinky ayy lmaos make me want to get violent. Why would you make yourself that skinny and small?
>>5510628
>>5510680
Whores
>>5510656
Just "alright", he says
>>5510680
Damn
u a shower or a grower
>>5510557
Seriously though you're only proud to be anonymous by default. If there weren't namefags or tripfags you wouldn't be so proud to be anonymous. Your anonymity is and always will be a false bravado.
>>5510690
How much would it cost to collect all the twinks of gaygen in a van and make a porno?
>>5510702
>tfw skinny+fat and tall
>>5510707
Damn nice body. Nice everything. :3
>>5510637
not as gay as you for looking at pics of me in my underwear and replying to them pretending like you didnt look at a picture of me in my underwear
>>5510655
no i am not in the midwest of the usa annskellington
>>5510680
boxer shorts + cardigan combo was not something i had considered until seeing this picture
ty
>>5510688
hitler is skinnier than me
just angles n shit
>>5510690
P O T A T O
O
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A
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>>5510710
told
>>5510656
keep believing in yourself
I believe in you
>>5510707
you're full of shit
>>5510750
>under 5k
Kickstarter when?
>>5510769
>Liking skinny-fat guys
I thought the kept all the speds kids locked in cages in kiwiland.
will i ever get a bf
>>5510772
>tfw live I live nearish
See, now I've got to wait until you show up. So we can cuddle and watch constantine together.
>>5510796
you just had to make things awkward...
>>5510762
What? You think i would fake my online persona using somebody that fat?
>>5510769
b-but my body looks 2spooky
i don't want to scare u
>about to hook up and get a bj on grindr tonight
normally wouldn't but i've been sexless since september and getting really desperate
should i abort
i am so sick of seeing that pointy nosed ugly faggot in this thread every fucking day. I report every fucking post and he is still here. PLEASE everyone else, submit a fucking report and get the ugly tumblr posting euroshit out of this thread.
>>5510837
im sorry anon
>>5510796
No, cuddling is for queers. Disgusting.
Behold: my 5 Year Plan
by 2017: edging-out-of-DYEL-mode
by 2018: twunk
by 2019: hunk
by 2020: cub
by 2021: ~~*husbando*~~
>>5510819
pfft liar *spooks u*
unsee
.cc/ramubope/
>>5510857
you don't know what I look like and you're probably just as fucking ugly as that fem bird cunt, go take a poz load you cancer
>>5510858
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AYYLIEN PLS GO
>>5510863
B-but mama says I'm handsome.
>>5510841
he wasn't talking about you, fucktarded attention whore
>>5510850
It's a good plan.
Where are you at now?
What are your guys preferences on genital hair? Hairy? Trimmed? SHAVED?
>>5510879
DYEL
>>5510883
I can read the plan anon. I meant stat wise.
Height/weight/lifts.
>>5510865
be glad it's just a potato cam i took it with, imagine how a 4k pic of my gross fat alien bod would look like lol
>>5510837
I like bully kun, he's grown on me
You're much more annoying than him
>>5510889
40/57.5/100/120
>>>/fit/35528416
>>5510899
Nice progress for 6 months
>>5510881
Trimmed. Hairy is gross and shaved is weird but acceptable.
Bullykun if you dont post your pictures im doing it tonight.
Enough...IS ENOUGH.
>>5510899
Looks like you're well on your way. I'd proably drop ss, and make your own split.
But I'm pretty dyel too, so maybe just ask fit's advice.
>>5510916
5'11
>slap
wow rude much?
>>5510895
thanks for your shitty opinion, but using an avatar is against the global rules, and that faggot's ugly triangle face will be fucking gone if it's the last thing I do.
>>5510778
>Wanna cuddle when I finish this chapter
honestly, no
I'm not cool like you, I'm a high volume degenerate
>>5510874
read 'pointy nosed ugly faggot' and assumed he was talking about me
>>5510928
>bullykun pictures
is he as gross as we've been lead to believe?
>>5510939
What to twist and shout then, that's pretty high volume
Why does it always happen to the cute ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONaNqFJpQk
>>5510971
I think he's really cute. Fun to erp with tbqh...
>>5510916
Guy on the right is much more handsome you should start posting him instead
In a week or two if I can, I'm hoping to spend the night at a daddys place a couple of hours away, whose fucked me a couple of times when he was in my area.
Thoughts?
>>5510974
he's ok
>>5510973
>beatles
>>5510974
FAKE
>>5510987
Couple of hours seems like a long way to drive to get the d.
>>5511005
yeah you could spend those 2 hours shitposting on gaygen much more well spent ;)
>>5510993
It was the only song I could think about with shout in it or loudness
Sheesh
>>5511014
Most of my shit posting is done from work.
A four hour round trip? Depends on how bad you want the d.
>>5511023
2 hours there and 2 hours back is my limit too anon, i think it's a good standard for max desperation dick. hope you have a great night. ;)
>>5510982
i always wanted to be shorter and was crazy insecure about my height so that's a compliment to me
>other forms of abuse
t-there is more?
>>5511005
True, but it's possibly the best d Ive ever had in my 7 years of accepting d into my body. Top 3 at the worst. And the idea is that there'll be multiple/longer sessions of daddy-on-anon action at his place vs. At a hotel room when we have things to do afterwards.
>>5510837
Ok, I'll change models just for you.
>>5511043
so what makes him so good?
Kek'd a bit desu
>>5511057
best model is pleskun anyway
i don't have any pics of him tho so enjoy this fun pic of cole mohr
>>5511046
And I was hopeful for a second too.
I guess this shitty board has no mods. Or they're all too busy banning mtf gen trolls and browsing tumblr.
>>5511075
who even are these guys that ya'll are talking about? how do you even know these names ?
>>5511094
No that's the guy that messaged me
>>5511060
Well physically he has almost the prefect daddy look (dadbod?). He's got muscle balanced by fat so he has a full frame but not flabby or super distinct muscle. Also he wears glasses when not fucking which is a plus.
He wastes little time in getting things going which is hot to me. Both times we met, he was waiting in his bathtowel around his waist, and he very quickly moved in to kiss me and let me feel his body.
He's a hard fucker with a pretty large dick, but he's very good at rimming and fingering me loose. The 2nd time we messed around he was able to loosen me without lube and with minimal pain.
When he does get started he's got amazing stamina, again surprising for how hard he fucks. It's definitely a dom/sub sort of sex he had me bent over on a chair, in the bed, and even bent over in the bathtub. When he needs a breather I fuck myself on his cock, and that apperently gets him even more horny because powerbottoms are one of his favorite things. The dom/sub also leads to dirty talk (slut, daddy, the usual) and also spitting into my mouth, which Ive grown to really enjoy.
He's vocal, both with moans and occasional talking. I like feedback and he gives plenty.
He enjoys my rimming. Rimming is my favorite sex activity so Im glad that he likes it, as not all tops go for that.
He's light skinned Hispanic originally from South America. The accent he has is unique and works well with all the rough play.
That's the gist.
Hey anons, what's a good way to prepare yourself for taking it in the ass? I'm a virgin, but I just got a dildo and could hardly keep it inside because it feels too huge, like it's going to tear me apart. Should I stick with fingers and work my way up?
>>5511167
how big is it?
>>5511167
Heh, I answer it in my elegy to a hot daddy above >>5511166
>
He's a hard fucker with a pretty large dick, but he's very good at rimming and fingering me loose. The 2nd time we messed around he was able to loosen me without lube and with minimal pain.
It's less about shoving big things in you and more about gradually playingthe ass muscles until they loosen and accept bigger things. So start small and feel around on the edges of your ass ring. You'll slowly open up and loosen. Same for when it's time for the main event. A good top can play with you and get you looser with foreplay and patience and communication. They don't have to do you lube free like that dude I gush about (he was the exception, not the rule) but a little foreplay goes a LONG way to make a bottom feel comfortable.
how do you feel knowing you will never have sex with a real man (aka a straight man)?
>>5510837
it's fucking annoying how he uses the same 6 pictures. get new ones at least bro and its not just the pictures its his posts too.
>>5511195
Im straight and ill have sex with everyone here and let them do whatever they want with me tbqh...
>>5511205
umm... that doesn't sound very straight
>>5511205
youre not straight tbqfh
>>5511166
>leads to dirty talk (slut, daddy, the usual) and also spitting into my mouth, which Ive grown to really enjoy.
Wew lad, now ive got a stiffy. The spitting in mouths gives me such a boner from porn but I've never done it myself. I kinda half assumed it was one of those things that's hot as hell in porn but just kind of weird/awkward in person.
that feeling when want a bf so badly
(im straight btw)
i just went to the grocery store and this guy had a really huge ass and he was so hot. i made several passes around him to store at dat ass and i was gonna take a pic but there were too many people. i think he was gay cause his shopping cart looked like pic related.
>>5511216
the only cool thing about the straight guy fetish is that it simply cant come true unless you rape one
stop trying to ruin this
>>5511221
ur a straight MtF?
>>5511226
>unless you rape one
What are you waiting for big boy?
>>5511231
straighter + manlier than u
>>5511116
when i was like 17 i had a think for ash but then like
i grew the fuck up he's not cute
>>5511213
lol, 9". You realize that your prostate is just a few inches inside and your entire rectum is something like 6". I was actually interested in circumference/width tho... but I will assume it's not a super skinny dong and it probably rather large around. You should try downsizing desu. Go for a slinder one as well.
How do I stop getting worked up and anxious about fucking nothing? I messaged a guy this morning thanking him for coming over and that I had a great time (he came to my place for dinner), but have gotten no response frim him. We've seen each other several times now so I don't know if it's because he's disinterested, or if I shouldn't have messaged so soon, or what. I just automatically feel like I've done something wrong. God damn it, why am I obsessing over nothing?
>>5511240
i couldn't hurt or violate anyone though
>>5511094
Watch out, mite ban you desu
>>5511262
In the near future, I want to own one of these >>5511182
http://www.aneros.com/prostate-massagers/
It looks like the perfect size and many of them are slim enough to go in without crazy effort. Id like to spend an hour or even two with dim lights and light music and have some me time with my prostate. I live at home though and the idea of having a prostate stimulator lying around to be found is like a high school nightmare come true.
>>5511278
I have something similar and it's still a hassle to get in. But putting things in my anus is like threading a needle. Sluts might have a different experience.
>>5511271
We can cuddle if you want...ive been on a female dry spell for two months since that whore fucked me over tbqh...i wouldn't mind if you took advantage of my weakness right now and took advantage of me in a loving way.
>>5511269
>deep end
Huehuehue
Depth is p easy tho? Took like a week to get 8in bottomed out comfortably. 3 weeks to work my way to a 5.5in around, however
>>5511223
>gay shopping cart
I lol'd
>>5511223
>assuming someone's sexuality by what cart they choose to use
>>5511217
Spitting in mouths is rare but very real. Ive done it with 2 guys besides distant daddy. 2 guys initiated it in the midst of dom play (where its more likely the sub will be cool with it as I was). The 3rd guy was requested by me after we had previously talked about what we liked for sex and he mentioned doing spit and liking it.
I can't say how you should bring it up to a person for the first time. Maybe ask a guy you've met a few times and have good rapport with? That way they won't reject you for it, but just chuckle and say no if they don't want to. They MAY be weirded out a bit, but of you truly have rapport that won't be enough to scare them off.
>>5511285
>>5511272
do it you cluster B personality disorder ridden semi-tranny cum bag fucking do it
>>5511312
B A N T E R
Do you guys ever cry into your husbando or waifua arms?
Im crying right now into my dakimakura. They are the only person that TRULY understands me. They accept who I am really is true love. Whenever I try to go for 3d is fails. I fucked up so many times...I just want to hide back into my hugbox of 2D. Everytime I live a 3d life I fail.
2 p l 8 h i g h b a r
for reps!
>>5511325
i remain unbanned
>>5511329
your stuffed animal is an inanimate object. you need a patient and loving daddy to ease your mind and into your bp
>>5511333
lmfao lmfao lmfao
is that scarf and shoes are you posting videos of yourself lifting hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>5511346
how much do you squat?
>>5511333
Ive been getting tons of sign me that I need to get back to the gym after a 9 month fall out. That's my default body build and I loved squats most of all, so congrats, youre a sign too.
>>5511342
He's just going to treat me like shit. He's going to betray me. All I have is my tulpa and my husbando and banter and autism.
The only thing real in this world is hate for humanity and love for 2D.
>>5511333
Are you supposed to lift it like that? Looks odd the way you're doing it.
>>5511347
are you threatening me boy?
>>5511356
He can always post that webm on /fit/ or a starting strength community. He'll get ragged on if its incorrect but it's better than fucking up your back 1.5 plates later.
>>5511333
your stance is too wide, your arms are placed way too wide on the bar and you don't even go below parallel. Only slightly do you go below parallel.
>>5511370
>oh no i didnt mean it like that, i was just curious. sorry!
good because i could knock ur pussy ass out in ten seconds
>>5511376
stance is wide because of my femur length. its different for every lifter.
It doesnt matter where your arms are. Some people even squat with no arms.
depth is IPF standard, no more and no less - it will pass in a competition and is sufficient for thorough muscle activation. If my hip crease is below my knee, its to depth - tbf perhaps the 3rd rep was shallow, but the rest are good.
>>5511382
cool!
>>5511382
>ten seconds
Is that how long it takes you to do your Popeye style wind up?
>>5511391
still didn't even go below parallel
>>5511391
post some more nudes bb
i want to see a pic where your legs aer wide open with ur teddies covering ur sossie
>>5511393
how long it takes me to land three punishing blows to ur windpipe, genitalia and eyes. trust me kiddo if we were to go 1v1 in a hand to hand combat situation only one of us would come out alive and it wouldnt be the beta male paedophile
>>5511390
You!
>>5511414
thank gay god sp doesn't like him either.
>>5510710
When you find that you are not some of the hugest faggots on gg, being anon feels nice. If I wanted a username and repertoire I'd shitpost to leddit
>>5511410
Wow tough guy over here
>>5511410
Internet tough guys are always funny, but it's even better on /gaygen/. It's like watching the sped's kids lick the school bus windows.
>>5511400
Here i have construction lines and a side view of a seperate lift but with the same weight and form for you - IPF approved!
>>5511410
whats a sossie?
>>5511432
>me irl
>>5511432
I'm sure you could
Your so big and strong random anon
>>5511432
Yeah that's it bb. Stroke your little dick.
Dance monkey, dance!
Fucked on a first date tonight.
Don't hate me coz u ain't me
>>5511480
I know you are, but what am I?
>>5511467
>>5511470
>>5511480
>>5511493
>>5511490
>>5511432
You, have autism. You may not notice, but you do. I bet you don't even wear underwear under your trousers. I'm gonna kiss your dog, and make love to your sister. There's only one way to cure yourself, delete system 32, and hang yourself. You fucking autistic cunt.
xSUFFERING AND PAIN LIKE NOTHING IN YOUR PASTx
I WANT TO BEAT SOMEONE UP!
>>5510205
>have boyfriend for 3 years
>everything seems to be going fine, we're both happy
>he starts talking to some guy he knew 4 years ago
>a week in, he's dating that guy and tosses me aside like a used condom
>"but i still wanna be friends lel"
>insulting me further by implying I'd settle for less while I'm being cucked in front of my face
>>5511490
I've had my longest term bf's from hookups that weren't supposed to go anywhere. Last one was more of a hangout that went that way. Still though. You'll read them after a fuck. Gotta test drive before you get it
>>5511530
He was really cute. And dominant in bed and I wasn't expecting that. After we fucked I was like 'err... Do you ever bottom?? I rarely bottom so this was the first time in a year'
>>5511517
>tfw I always say let's be friends and completely drop out
"Sorry j, I know I've been a piece of shit"
"Anon, don't even worry; you're so awesome. You're really nice and have good intentions. I know you're trying"
Kek
>>5511333
I want a taste of that bubbbbble buttt.
>>5511505
hun, i got laid and you wanna kiss my dog?
i'm the autistic one? ok hunty
>>5511603
Tu, tienes autismo. U may not notice, but u do. I bet u dont evn where underwhere under ur pantalones. Im gona hack ur mom and make poo on ur grandnan. Tehre's only like 4206969 ways to cure urself but u cant do any of them you uLtRa NiGg3r.
>>5511610
>>5511620
This is the second time you've bragged about your life to me today. If I met you id literally beat the shit out of you and leave you bloody in the streets. Ill make you get medical pot after im finished with you for your pain that im going to inflict on you you degenerate fuck.
>>5511623
Was it this funny that it needed to be said twice?
A-are the yuro-cucks in bed rn?
>>5511640
Tbqh senpai, I got bored and was looking through copypasta. I also doubted the merit of the post but I shrugged and continued to shitpost whilst on the shitter.
>>5511655
I posted it.i hate stoners and I enjoy making brutal copypasta while masturbating in my own blood tbqh.
