Describe your perfect husbando
Sexuality:
Preferred role:
Personality:
Body:
Interests:
Other quirks:
there is no such thing as perfection, and if there was he would have no interest in me.
>>5508908
#rekt
Gay exclusively
Versatile
Humouros, nice, caring
Average with some muscles, nothing huge
Traveling, games, bicycling and exploring stuff
I am pretty open, don't have many requirements.
>>5508903
>perfect husbando
2D
>>5508908
bitch that's why its YOUR perfect husbando. unless you're the type who only wants a starcrossed lover style husbando, if he's your perfect husbando he would have interest in you. now post or gtfo
>Describe your perfect husbando
Nigga, I don't know. I haven't met a husband yet!
How am I supposed to know what perfection is if I haven't even dabbled in marriage?
>Sexuality
Heterosexual.
>Preferred role
Top
>Personality
Serious when he needs to be, silly and playful wheb when he doesn't. Firm in his convictions, but kind and caring.
>Body
Husky. Basically the...ahem, "dad bod."
>Interests
Video games, movies, sex, and a love for good medieval fantasy and fiction. But he'll need his own interests as well.
>Other quirks
He needs to be able to get along with everyone, and be outgoing, but goofy about it in a way that just gets people in a good mood.
>tfw I just described my best friend
Sexuality: Bi
Preferred role: Both
Personality: Snarky and smart, but caring
Body: Slightly taller than me, skinny
Interests: Anything really, except maybe furries and anime
Other quirks: Curly hair, puppy eyes, average dick, pale skin
>>5511287
>>Sexuality
>Heterosexual.
This is a meme now, isn't it?
>>5511324
>This is a meme now, isn't it?
>>tfw I just described my best friend
>>5508903
Race: Pandaren
>>5511460
In only man, if only.
>>5508903
>Sexuality:
Gay male
>Preferred role:
Oral mostly, top generally, bot every once in a while
>Personality:
Considerate of my feelings, but without reservation will dominate when required
>Body:
Taller than me and neither fat or underweight
>Interests:
Cooking, cars, boxing and gardening
>Other quirks:
Beyond being ok that I don't care to cuddle too much and that sharing a bed may be hard for me, I can't think of anything else.
>>5508903
Gay
Power top that likes being rimmed. dick size 6.5 inchs. smooth delicious meaty ass.
Confident, justifiable asshole, good tipper at restaurants(trust me, it's a personality) sarcastic self-depreciating yet knows what he's worth
Big arms, big ass, big tits. Not fat. In anyway and never will be.
vidya, animu, people watching/mocking, eating butt, dogs, gym, wants kids
eats butt
>>5508903
>Sexuality:
gay
>Preferred role:
Exclusive top and dominant in bed
>Personality:
Capable, relaxed, free of cuckoldry beliefs aka beliefs that tell him how to live life and lives life for himself!
>Body:
chubby(not scientific term, slang one) so a nice big belly and arms
>Interests:
Similar to me, so pretty much gaming(Not the /v/ kind, i like new games like bioware's etc so not a nostalgiafag), pvp, furfaggotry, occasional trololol, etc
>Other quirks:
What else? Be a physics teacher because i am too lazy to learn such an interesting subject?
Sexuality:
Bi
Preferred role:
both
Personality:
Open-minded, funny, trustful, chill, talks about deep shit with me, can talk about nearly anything
Body:
>pic related
+sligthly more fit
Interests:
Some that we share, some of his own
Other quirks:
A bit fem, maybe?
>>5508903
>Sexuality
Gay
>Preferred role
versatile, leaning more to bottom though
>personality
headstong yet sensitive, caring but giving freedom
>body
slightly muscular
>interests
politics, gaming, sports
>other quirks
apparently I'm totally into smoking
>tfw I just described my bf
>tfw no face
Sexuality: bisexual
Preferred role: Tank
Personality: cool
Body: nice
Interests: mine
Other quirks: yes
>all these gayfags wanting tops
why are 4chan posters such bitches
>>5515318
i never understood why there are so many bottoms
>>5515989
Tops need many bitches to choose from.
Ryu has been my gay crush since 1998, and he's only gotten sexier with age.
>>5515989
A) Laziness, want to just sit and take it rather than put effort into sex.
B) When many men are pressured to be super manly and dominant in regular life, they may choose to seek the opposite in private life. Same reason so many controlling people actually love getting tied up.
>>5508903
>sexuality
Gay male
>preferred role
Versatile
>personality
Moody, shy, affectionate, understanding, clingy
>body
Fat and hairy with big round belly
>interests
Something artsy
>other quirks
Some mental illness for good measure
>>5519208
Nice meme
>Sexuality
Homosexual
>Preferred role
Dominant
>Personality
Strong, introverted, conservative
>Body
Big thighs, lush armpits, prominent collar bones, atleast an average penis
>Interests
Literature, humanities, viddy games, anime
>Other quirks
dunno desu
>>5519835
>homosexual conservative
Yeah good luck finding that. Those fuckwits are far too deep in denial to fuck some sub flamer.
>>5519866
do you speak out of experience, friend? If so, where could I find such a person?
All this fucking around and promisciousity that is associated with homosexuality has been keeping me from looking for a partner.
I'll probably be a virgin forever.
sexuality
>don't care as long as he's into dudes and it isn't the main part of his personality
preferred role
>vers so we can try different things
body
>/fit/ so i can have a workout buddy or musclechub for good cuddling and shit
interests
>someone who likes going to house shows, drinking beer, sitting in bed and watching movies, also someone who could discuss music with me would be a+
other quirks
>we always buy weed together. also he should be able to pull of wearing a tight shirt or a tank
>>5519905
i just realized i described my best friend who asked me out last year, save for the body type (he's skinny/average). i turned him down because i didn't want things to get weird between us :/
>>5519208
I exist
>>5519875
not him but the gays in my industry are pretty much all conservative ltr types, I work at a prop trading firm
Homosex
Dom
Sincere, sweet
Bear
Music, culture & fashion
Sexuality: bisexual. I want him to be interested in my female body, yet be a part of LGBT community and willing to discuss hot dudes with me from time to time.
Preferred role: Submissive in bed, open to different kinds of kinks, loves roleplaying and crossdressing.
Personality: kind-hearted, introverted, understanding, decisive and strong-willed, likes to be alone. Open-minded, polite and gets social clues (because one of us has to do it), romantic, has healthy self-esteem.
Body: thin, tall, pale-skinned, preferably with tatoos and piercings. Long black hair, blue or green eyes. Loves make-up. Always shaves his face, sometimes his entire body.
Interests: books, video games, anime and manga, cosplay, travel, it would be nice if he's an artist. Liking horror genre and swing music would be a good bonus too.
Other quirks: is okay with me not being constantly around him and having a life outside of our relationship. He himself has many things in his life besides me, and we both get some sweet, sweet alone time whenever we want.
Homosex
Versatile
Friendly, outgoing, affectionate
Musclegut, burly
Pic related, my husbando
>>5508903
>Sexuality:
Gayman
>Preferred role:
Vers
>Personality:
Smart, witty, overwhelming sarcasm, empathetic, driven, passionate, animal lover.
>Body:
Not a hamplanet
>Interests:
Music, film, idk something interesting t b h that isn't Netflix and vidya
>Other quirks:
Extroverted and likes to try new things.
Starting to realize I'm grasping at straws now... Thanks OP
>>5515989
Bottom sex is best sex. I just say I'm verse but rarely want to top
Sexuality: Gay
Preferred role: Top
Personality: Funny, not one of those dudebro tops.
Body: Twink, toned but not massive
Interests: Listening to music, instruments, vidja
Other quirks: idk, red head maybe?
>>5520053
>lizard with legs
>not a sexy snake man
shit taste desu
Sexuality: bi
Preferred role: bottom
Personality: yandere
Body: girly and feminine
Interests: vidya, films and music (maybe drugs, he can hook me up with his a dealer because I don't have one)
Other quirks: small dick, girly voice
>>5520128
>Personality: yandere
>Body: girly and feminine
sorry faggots cant into yandere
>Sexuality: A mtf (?)
>Preferred role: vers
>Personality: shy and always open for new things (i dont mean sexually, i hate people who is not willing to try new foods or go try new activities or new kind of books)
>Body: white, skinny, cute and feminine
>Interests: videogames, books, comics, food, tea, and who have good own topics on whatever she likes, please dont be a deadbrain.
>Other quirks: white, i really want a white goodlooking person
>tfw im not white
>tfw a mtf with all the interest and personality was into me but she wasnt very cute so i turned her down
>Sexuality
Into guys
>Preferred role
Doesn't matter
>Personality
Funny, soft spoken, genuine
>Body
Average to chubby although muscle is nice too
>Interests
A musician or an artist would be ideal. Occasional vidya playing, reading, watching movies. It would be cool if he collects something too; doesn't matter what it is.
>>5519144
A) good bottoms put a lot of effort into sex
B) that's actually pretty correct. I'm a twink and pretty beta desu, my bf is successful and alpha af. he's bottom, I'm top.
>>5511460
>tfw pandaren are not real
sigh ;_;
Sexuality: don't care
Role: topping hard 85% of the time
Personality: funny, sincere, independent, good at small talk
Body: toned, good butt
Interests: vidya, art, some other hobby outside of those things
Other quirks: occasionally lets me fuck em and writhes like a whore :)
>>5520628
True i'm in the same boat as your BF love to bottom and i have no idea why i enjoy it so much.
Sexuality: bear
Preferred role: bear
Personality: bear
Body: bear
Interests: ugly trannies
Other quirks: loves flowers
>Sexuality
Gay
>Preferred role
Top-vers
>Personality
Honest, caring, witty, funny
>Body
Ideally bigger and taller than me, but it doesn't really matter
>Interests
Manual hobbies, discovering new things, interesting and challenging stuff in general
>Other quirks
Likes me
>>5519866
>having a deeply religious, conservative bf
feels good desu senpai.
>>5508903
>Sexuality
Gay
>Preferred role
Top/verse
>Personality
Calm and relaxed, smart, honest and emotionally reliable
>Body
Big, bulky and hairy but not an Adonis. Homely and attainable.
>Interests
Movies, cooking, reading, /tg/ stuff.
>Other quirks
Slightly older
>>5524899
>having a religious bf that you can't talk with because he is gonna reference his diary tales as a proof to a question
Ye no, no religion allowed, I want to talk to someone with functioning brain
>>5528369
>>5508903
Sexuality: Bi
Preferred role: Versatile
Personality: Optimistic, chill, open-minded, kind, somewhat competitive
Body: Fit. Short or tall, somewhat fit or very fit.... I'm not picky.
Interests: Video games, martial arts, languages, history, self-improvement, travel, others that I can get into
Other quirks: It would be nice if he could teach me to enjoy sex more. My sex drive is high but I don't use it.
Sexuality: Gay
Preferred role: Almost always bottom, almost always submissive
Personality: Smart, Shy, hardworking, kind
Body: average, below average dick (or vagina if trans)
Interests: gaming, writing, technology, and some stuff I'm not already into
Other quirks: be okay with giving occasional shoulder rubs, has my various kinks, likes to cuddle before/after sex in a cozy way
>>5508903
Sexuality: Bi
Preferred role: Daddy
Personality: Nerdy
Body: Slim, tall (6'1"+), colored eyes, dark hair, white
Interests: nerdy shit. idfk
Other quirks: adorableness desu
>>5514067
That's the dream, man
okay OP
Sexuality: Gay
Preferred role: Top
Personality: Forward, confident, humorous, but tsundere and quite sensitive when you get to know them
Body: twink fit
Interests: 4chan, travelling, vidya, sitting inside and cuddling on a winter day while eating stirfry with me in front of a fire
Other quirks: is from /pol/
>>5528369
yeah, he isn't like that at all. unlike atheists most christians keep it to themselves most of the time.
>>5520465
>shy
>always open to new things
>>5530481
someone can be socially shy and adventurous in other ways
>>5508908
You're not wrong but still I'll give it a go.
>sexuality: gay
>preferred role: bottom
>personality:shy and caring. Someone who I can conversate with and won't feel nervous around. Effeminate would be good too
>body type: twinky.
>interests: video games, reading, anime, general interest in nerdy things.
>other quirks: he doesn't need to really be outgoing or social. As long as he gets along decently with my family that's good. Would love if he cooks and enjoys cuddles.
I'm kind of a chubbier guy so I don't see this happening. Even when I was fit playing sports in high school I still had a larger husky type of body with a masculine personality and I think those two things either makes gay guys think Im not bi/gay or its just not attractive. Being alone isn't that bad.
>>5519101
Fuck I need to find a new place to get those patreon pics, the places I used to go don't update on my favorite artists anymore.
must be an animal person
>>5531927
>conversate
Conversate is not a word fag
>>5508903
>Sexuality:gay
>Preferred role:bottom
>Personality: understanding, serious and silly depending of the situation, compatible and complementary of my lack of motivation and all around laziness (complimentary as he gets me to do things I wouldnt normally)
>Body: chub or bear or cub or something of the sort
>Interests: my interests
>Other quirks: cute
>>5508903
>Sexuality:
Homosexual male (bi would be alright too. . . I guess)
>Preferred role:
vers
>Personality:
Not dumb, really nice, super funny (like I risk pissing myself when he's around), caring, non-religious if possible, good at making a conversation.
>Body:
Fem-boy, tall, not muscular, not too skinny, if it's not asking too much a big dick.
>Interests:
Video games, Music, he must really like sex, Preferred if he was a furry, snuggling (sex isn't everything you know),
>Other quirks:
Get along with most people, he should be quite adventurous willing to try a bunch of things (I don't like BDSM though sooo we would be keeping that to a minimum), should be open to a polyamorous relationship but I will stay with him all the time. we wouldn't consider having sex with another person cheating we would just be jealous of a good time had while one of us were away.
Sexuality: Gay
Preferred role: Mostly a top, but willing to me try topping.
Personality: More extroverted than I am, but sensitive to my needs and quirks. Understanding. Sappy romantic. Monogamous. Intelligent and curious about the world.
Body: I'm average in looks and body, so I'd want the same for my partner. Body and facial hair are a major plus as well as being taller than I am.
Interests: Vidya. Reading, movies, TV, will go to the gym with me so we're not completely lazy.
Other quirks: Similar sex drives, likes dates and socializing together. Older guys would be great, but I'm not too picky.
>>5508903
>Sexuality
Gay
>Prefered Role
Top
>Personality
Laid back (but not like a stoner)
>Body
Sliiightly husky but not fat. Big boned
>Interests
Vidya, movies, singing
>Other quirks
I dunno.
>>5519144
>Laziness, want to just sit and take it rather than put effort into sex.
I dont think Laziness has anything to do with it too many size queens dont want to get fucked by a small dick so that leaves options limited.
>>5508903
>Sexuality:Gay
>Preferred Role:Mainly Bottom but is willing to try topping if im in the mood.
>Personality:Just willing to put up with me and makes me smile
>Body:dont care as long as they are just an awesome person
>Interest:Comics, Video Games, and music
>Other quirks:Doesn't really like to go out all the time cause i hate it
>>5508903
>Sexuality:
Gay
>Preferred role:
Top/Dom/Seme/Whatever fucking term you want to use
>Personality:
Kindhearted, snuggly and warm and loves to play vidya and eat pizza. Someone who can accept me for all of my stupid flaws and my fuck ups.
>Body:
Bearish, Muscle-Bear would be cute
>Interests:
Vidya, Culinary Arts, Computers, History(God World War One gets me SO hard.), Snuggling.
>Other quirks:
Not a normie, like, a failed robot or cyborg so I can have hella cool conversations with him. Also a furfaggot.
>>5508903
Sexuality: Gay
Preferred role: Top
Personality: Assertive, forceful, and also protective
Body type: Taller than me which shouldn't be hard since I'm pretty short
Interests: Anything really
Other quirks: Loves cuddling and cats
