how fierce is your fit, /gaygen/?
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>>5498818
>tfw tinchats are kil
>>5498430
He texted back, 7 hours later asking me out on Thursday.
I'm not gonna reply for a while now. Gotta play it cool!
Any cute brazilian guys that want to skype chat?
Eu vou posto pau... : 3
>>5498826
blame fugby
Tulpas are love.
Love your gg sisters!
>>5498834
fuck you sandnigger muslim scum
shitskins can never be "qt"
i <3 manlets
>>5498850
Is that tiny?
>>5498834
You are such a creep, bro. Cut it out.
>>5498856
yeah.
>>5498850
there's nothing better than being a cute, skinny manlet dominated by a bigger, stronger man
>>5498840
I'm practicing intense gay tantric sex with my tulpa. The kundalini has been opened, and so far we've reached manipura orgasms.
>>5498861
fixed that for you
>there's nothing better than being a cute, *beefy manlet dominated by a bigger, stronger man
>>5498844
>double dubs
How tall are you?
>>5498868
That would be degenerate.
bottoms should never be more muscular than the top
>>5498869
5'6". I'm quite small.
>>5498870
But if you arent at comparable strength levels then wrestling to decide who tops is no fun
>>5498873
d'aww
>>5498870
agreed
>>5498860
>creep
lol
I got a gf now so its not that lol, i just need someone to practice portugues with.
>>5498882
still robbing the cradle?
>>5498879
>twink
opinion discarded
>>5498882
>lanklets dominating anyone
dont make me laugh
pic related
Beefy hairy masc 5'10 and up top + skinny hairless fem manlet bottom is approved by God, anything else is a perversion
>>5498885
>practice portugues
is that what they are calling it these days?
>>5498894
Portuguese and chill
>>5498882
Lel, getting insecure are we?
Everyone knows beefy manlets only go for other beefy manlets.
>>5498882
That's why skinny tall boys goat
>it's the closest i can get ;_;
>>5498903
Literally if you lust for another guy then you are a legit degenerate and should just KYS you POS(piece of shit)
:3
>>5498836
do i look like some kind of expert to you?
>>5498903
If that's the case then I really gotta work out.
As long as the guy can pick me up, he's tall enough for me.
>>5498892
here's some videos to show how beautiful it is
myvidster.com/video/52461454
myvidster.com/video/48887891
myvidster.com/video/47634729
>>5498916
>Of course
so just hooking up with the youngin' or you trying to cultivate a relationship, daddy senpai?
>>5498917
Read the sticky yet? i recommend SS if you want to go husbando-mode.
>>5498916
Whatever man, I'll just be over here enjoying my natty musclebear mode while you struggle to even put on 5lbs on lean muscle a year
:^)
>>5498866
Ooooo im doing that also with my mommmy tulpa. I've never had a loving mother figure so she changes my dipey whipeys abd says I love you.
I love my mommy tulpa tbqh
>>5498931
Senpai has a bf now, although he get's flustered if you say so.
>>5498936
...and I'm assuming it's that 18yr old kid. Am I correct?
>>5498932
Yeah, read the sticky. Just need to mentally prep myself for how shitty it is. I don't get runner's high or the like, so working out is a drag.
>tfw no qt personal trainer bf to praise me after exercise
>>5498924
myvidster.com/video/47692260
myvidster.com/video/45481523
>>5498914
God will still love me more for not being shitskinned.
>>5498952
I never got runner high either, im half convinced it doesnt exist.
But trust me, hitting a tough PR is a feeling like no other, and DOMS is like a boner but for your whole body. Theres a reason Arnold said working out was better than sex.
Just keep at it, and after a week or so once youve figured out how it all works, it will be great.
And remember, the earlier you start, the quicker you will look j00cy.
>>5498952
After you fully adjust to working out the high kicks in. Especially when you stop for a week or two and come back. It feels sooooo good to get back on the wagon
Running never gets better. The high is real afterward, but it never gets better in the act
>>5498968
annnnnnnnnnnnnn, come to Surreyyyy
>>5498968
I'm a soft, skinny manlet.
Be my bf.
>>5498974
Then Dublin ... and stay
>>5498968
whats your OHP at?
>>5498934
What the fuck?
>>5498968
>wondering what my chances are of a repeat date, if I just smother a guy with my crotch
There is totally a point on a good date where that's acceptable
>>5498983
>mfw
>>5498952
Lifting feels amazing to me. Going to failure releases tons of endorphins. And pumps are like sex.
Except for legs. Fuck legs.
>>5498993
I've never had a date that didn't start this way.
>>5498934
You that diaper wearing obsessive?
>>5498983
Im going to london this summer. If i take the train to dubsville we should get drunk and skype a swordfight to ann
>>5499010
>internalscreaming.jpeg
>>5499009
Weird. Swimming every day made me feel like a million bucks (especially looking in the lockerroom mirror afterward hnnng i looked so much better back then)
>>5499004
I dont think "date" is the right word for what you're doing, anon
>>5499015
22. It's a theatre department trip so it's almost entirely centered on cultural exhibits, plays, etc. I enjoy that sort of stuff enough
hi faggets
any cum drinking lately?
>>5499040
Do you want to visit some museums with me? I could use the chance to practice my social skills.
>>5499046
D00d leik rite nao
>>5499000
Lifting is gonna suck at first just because I've gotten so, so weak since high school. It's gonna be embarrassing.
>>5499015
Once I get an ass I'll try it out.
>>5499040
Didn't feel good during, but felt okay afterwards. I had swimming first period for a bit and basically vegged out through the first half of school from being so relaxed. Also got to hang out with some cute seniors in the locker room.
>Hmm... my beard is a mess
>better fix this!
Aaaaand I'm 12 years old again
>>5499046
>there are people on gaygen who don't immediately consume their own seed on spilling it
it's like you WANT to lose your gainz
>>5499014
>tfw PR'd at 0.5pl8 yesterday
aw yiss
>>5499057
eww
>>5499057
Will...will you help me with gainz, senpai?
>>5499055
Mmm... post pics
>>5499057
>not cumming in your own mouth
absolute beginners.
>tfw want to top
>but 5'7
it was all over before it even began
>>5499051
No social skills here. I hate everything unless it's cute.
So if you're cute, yes
>>5499054
Starting day with swimming was great. Wish i likes boys back then. Lockeroom wouldve been so fun ;_;
>>5499061
Get your ass down and learn to clean (or just get a rack). That's not a lot of weight but your back isnt meant to deal with things that way. Gj on the pr. Ohp form is actually p decent
>tfw no muscle bf
>>5499061
Work on your butt, homo.
That qt waiting for you to finish tho...hnnnggg
How was your day /gaygen/
>>5499091
4/10.
>>5499086
>tfw no tiny rich daddy to carry around on my peen
>>5499083
Cool. When will you be over in the UK?
Oh and I am just the fucking worst at cleaning. I'm hoping to visit the IPF london club and get someone to teach me to powerclean - everytime I substitute it with barbell rows I can feel Rippe's disapproval like a tangible presence.
>>5499090
wh-what does that mean
Who is the most autistic poster here?
>>5499091
i did fucking nothing again and continue to procrastinate despite the guilt continuing to weigh on me at every waking moment, it was pretty sick.
minute-ly reminder that you're this gay
>>5499105
i used to be "straight" but even when i was confused i never liked shemales
its just weird, yo.
>>5499102
Feel good
>>5499102
Anon
But Rugby and Boogz get pretty autistic too
>>5499098
Green peas, macadamia nuts, celery sticks, pineapple, pomegranate and cocoa (probably sold as 80-90% chocolate).
you and/or your future bf will thank me.
>>5499094
Bitch you always hatin
>>5499112
this
>>5499113
>tfw i have a video of me squatting in compression pants + basketball shorts that you will never get to see
tee hee
Why can't I find finnish twinks?
ITT:
"dear sean..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6tbX2tlqvg
>>5499097
Im going in may. Are you museum social skills anon?
>>5499105
that feel when you're at black
>>5499120
Bitch, where?
>>5499105
I'm pretty gay desu, I knew the last one instinctually. Black and blue. ..like my heart ;^;
>>5499109
This. Traps, trans, futa and herms never did it for me. Still think they're gross.
>>5499105
>mfw used to fap to bridget some years ago
>now in black level
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5499129
The all died out in the harsh Finnish winter.
>>5499102
Kaiser
Rugby
Maki
Jynx
That christian poster
Honouranon
That guy that bullies hitler
>>5499146
You arent bi enough. Male and female features in one package is greatest soviet dream
>>5499129
too much beer, saunas, energy drink and shitposting ruins a twink body
>>5499133
Yeah. If you haven't been to the National Gallery I'm pretty sure its a must-see. They have some dope-ass shit there, its like the Pompadour Centre but it doesnt look like a pile of shit from the outside. And its free!
but if that isnt your thing there are a whole bunch of other museums, and theyre all free as well. London is a cool place, man.
>>5499161
>too much beer, saunas, energy drink and shitposting ruins a twink body
They seem to be doing me alright. lol
>>5499174
>lol
I want to hammer a rusty nail into your stupid face every time you say this.
>>5499160
Even though im known as a chaser among social groups.
I've never jerked off to tranny porn. They are just the best memes. It's prettu fucking disgusting really. I hope they get beat up on camera so I can jerk off to that.
>>5499105
tl, dr.
I'm just attracted to plump butts and hairless assholes and want to put my dick in them with little regard for front genitals. Is that gay?
>>5499171
Museums and british accents sound nice. Are you also anon that posted ohp webm?
Im not kidding when i say "only if you're cute".
Unless meds make me less shallow in the next 3 months
>>5499150
>>5499171
Nationgal Gallery is great, but Tate Modern will probably be more fun, especially if there's something good in the turbine hall. And it's also free.
>>5499155
Jynx is kawaii
>>5499196
I'm here.
I'm not queer.
Eat shit -preferably from my dick after it's made you anus all nice and puffy.
>>5499210
>mfw went to that weird multi-story slide installation they had a few years ago
that shit was so much fun
>>5499194
Well, consider this.
1) i am cute-ish
2) i dont really want to hang out with someone who only hangs out with "cute" people, thats weird - i just want to chat and go to a museum, im not proposing to you or anything.
maybe youd be best off finding someone else to visit the NG with.
>>5499202
>star trek reaction image
you can't call anyone an autist
I stopped taking gingko biloba because of all the potential side effects but it's so awesome.
>>5499194
I am cute enough to show you are Dublin?
>>5499185
lol
>>5499194
Check out what installations are on at other galleries.
I've been to see some amazing stuff recently
>>5499224
B-baito desu? It's clearly Star Warts, faggétt
Why haven't you begun the process to become a muscle daddy yet /fit-gg/?
>>5499139
Not here o.o"
I'll get like webaidz
>>5499239
lol, not david but I would give you a hug. You sound like you need great big, long hug.
>>5499260
who said i hadnt?
>>5499265
Add on Skype then
I bet your adorable
>>5499270
Rageork is the name oops
>>5499260
Any manlet who attempts to be so is gross, also I have no willpower
>>5499235
Die.
>>5499083
Got to see a lot of cute boys in speedos. Sometimes I wish I'd tried anything with them, but nah.
>>5499280
>implying lanklets can be muscledaddies
lol
>>5499280
Wow fuck you size queen.
Manlets are objectively better looking muscle wise.
>>5499267
I've been the first bf to a few guys after they were with women. Not always fantastic but I do good with conservative families
I get awkward with hugs, desu. Don't know how long to hug for or my oxygen levels
I made my boipucci gape for the first time today. I mean it was still small like the size of a 20p coin but it gaped.
>>5499297
>mfw someone is using my OC pepe
is this what it feels like to have kids?
>>5499294
Wannabe top manlet detected
>>5499277
I've posted about this before, but here i go:
>be me
>live in some soon2b shithole-of-a-country
>too much conservative straight type of guys around
>no qt gay or bi boys around
>don't have the confidence to go find some
>meanwhile, straight reli-friend gets flirts and shit from gay guys
>don't have the nerve to ask for contacts(don't wanna look like a creep)
fuck me, dude
>>5499311
are you out yet? thats important.
>>5499300
G-good job...anon
>>5499301
Dude, I totally saved it right away. I had been waiting to use it tbqh
>>5499317
Is it worth coming out if you live at home?
I literally can't afford to move out because of property prices and rent in my city.
I want to move on with my life but I feel like I can't if I live at home
>>5499304
Wannabe twink detected.
Let your pants loose so a real man can take over your anus.
>>5499317
I've only come out to my friends. (including reli-friend)
>>5499222
This exchange is making me lol the more i think about it because i never hang out with cute people. We can do w/e. Would be very nice to get away from some of the people that are also on this trip. If we're both awkward and socially incapable it'll be fun
>>5499231
Despite never seeing a pic of you, yes. We can rub bp's and ill speak in a terribly unpracticed irish accent
>>5499321
Thnx bbz. I couldn't take the buttplug that made it gape though so I guess I have more to go. I don't even know if I want to take it.
>>5499324
>Implying I wouldn't
>>5499335
You you need this manlet dick.
>>5499230
>google side effects
Jesus, is it really that bad?
>>5499340
Kek
When will they learn
>>5499347
>mfw richtwink forgets he isnt on the internet and says this irl
>mfw he gets gangbanged by a dozen furious manlets
>>5499332
Do it now, fagget
>>5499347
Fuck off eliot rodger
>>5499335
Now kithsss
I don't trust richtwink. It's just john making another troll persona after he was revealed as a daddymexican.
>>5499404
He probably just keeps trying out different personas after Sara wasnt getting attention.
>>5499404
I posted my butt, how does that not show I'm not him
>>5499436
Because you're obnoxious.
>>5499436
Post time stamped bp
>>5499454
>tonight
Lel, I'd prep my butt for pics too.
But to address the autism here, maybe like a word some anon says to put in timestamp. It's a secure time stamp
kek Men is hysterical
>>5499371
But it hurt
>>5499473
SAUCE
>>5499473
Hawt.
Why are you guys into the inferior gender?
i-i cant handle all these winks from justin brehs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YoMEPO3ck
why does he torment us?
>>5499506
>"its kind of inappropriate to upload a naked shower video... although i thought about it... heh heh heh... but no."
Friendzoned again. :(
>tfw five foot nine
>dating a six foot 1 cute as hell twink
Why do you guys perpetuate the memes the reality of the situation is vastly different than the selective reality in which you all choose to accomodate?
>>5499506
>4:40
>>5499339
>what's the worst that could happen?
You could turn out to be brown and drag me into once of those gang rape squads you UK'rs are all hot on these days
>>5499350
Dayum. Flights from london to dubby take as long as my daily commute here at home and cost about as much -.- I have no excuse not to visit
>>5499505
We're trying to get the biscum out, trust me senpai.
>>5499487
Randy Blue - Chris Rockway, Justin Owen, & Max Michaels (The Coach 3 - Post Game Fucking) 720p
>>5499519
>Why do you guys perpetuate the memes
Do you know where you are?
>>5499477
I am unpleased now
>>5499553
Post your dick and I'll tell you if it's bigger than the plug, if it is, I'll do the plug right now. Timestamp needed
>>5499550
This is basically real wrestling
aside from the MMA broken noses shit
>tfw you will never hit Justin in the nuts with 160kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjGB5xtD68
>>5499568
>tfw no justin bf
>>5499562
>tfw no penis
>>5499540
Fantastic, I can show you nice food places, good places to get a pint, amazing
>>5499576
Get out
>>5499576
L O N D O N
>>5499550
>scrolling past first page
>that looks like a porn title
>watch webm
>mfw
Oh, you guys. I've never watched porn, is that what it's like?
>>5499505
>why are you guys into the only gender that has ever contributed anything to anyone?
>>5499540
Irishanons gonna rape you and harvest your organs. Don't trust him
>>5499574
heres the sauce for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jau1yKl4K9Q
I have legit wanked off to the opening minute of this before
>mfw justin giving me authoratitive commands while holding a puppy
>>5499588
No I can name so many famous female playwrights, composers, artists, world leaders, authors, contemporaries. Oh wait....nvm
>>5499550
Me wreastling Ann with mostly referring the gif
>>5499601
sounds like you would have been a fan of Brian Sewell
>>5499600
you jacked off to dogs. sicko
>>5499592
Shush I only need kidneys
I go though them like water
>>5499105
I've wanted to be dressed up like a girl and pegged in the ass since I was like 7, I didn't need to through the steps. I look like a girl but I seem really straight. I'm just a pretty guy
>tfw im a depressed skinny /fa/ggot
>looking at this thread depresses me even more
I come here once every month just to feel even shittier. I hate you all
>>5499623
I like skinny guys :-)
>>5499623
Read the /fit/ sticky. Do SS and bulk. You will look a million times better in like 6 months
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
>>5499640
The other half is some really beautiful landscapes and historic sites. I had a lot of fun in Ireland when I went, would go again.
>>5499640
We could fight each other or wrestle ...
Or something
>http://todayireadthis.com/2016/01/05/memorabilia-by-xenophon/
neat!
>>5499656
Nigga you thirsty lately.
>>5499639
>Do SS and bulk
I dont want to get /fit/ I just want to have someone to hug and do silly stuff with and hold hands while we watch movies and cuddle in the morning. I just want to feel more than just existing
>>5499680
oh
why dont you ask someone out then?
>>5499535
Le sigh...young Marlon Brando..so beautiful.
>>5499680
Where you from anon
>>5499687
>Irishanon wants to cuddle me
>>5499692
Not as beautiful as you!
>>5499692
>tfw you google "marlon brando old"
:[
>>5499687
>when irishanon calls you cute
When did you get soft all of a sudden you used to be one of the biggest assholes on here.
>>5499684
because i'd be publicly shamed, I dont live in america and this isnt like the movies. There is no happy ending, just me. I'll just go back to lurking
>>5499692
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m926m2UxOA1ry4t6no1_1280.jpg
>>5499719
Russian senpai?
>>5499719
Don't be like that ffs anon. Put yourself out there.
Rejection (and if you're skinny that is unlikely) is not as bad, not even half as bad as knowing that once upon a time you squandered your chances.
>>5499718
Gayyyyy
Tbqh im trying to become a nice person but I can't. Im too masculine. I straight up look like an asshole. I just can't be nice to people.
>tfw I lose all potential relationships because im an asshole and I keep talking about violence and anger
>tfw you fake niceness just to get laid but on the inside youre an angry bitter man who takes out hatred on people
How do I become nice irish sempai?
>>5499519
I'm 5'9 as well but I've been talking to a guy who is 5'11, not as big a diff.
>>5499727
>Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Never seen it, our age gap is showing.
I'm just in a spunky mood at the moment!
>>5499737
Forget about violence and anger
Just try to be happy and make other people happy doing so I guess
That's my best advice
>>5499720
>vintage gay porn
>>5499737
You need to open yourself to potential pain before the love can flow in, otherwise the bitterness will fester push others away to protect itself.
>>5499749
>age
How old are you anyway?
>>5499766
It's Marlon Brando sucking off Wally Cox. Brando has attested that the image is legit in a book.
>>5499750
>>5499768
Love and happyness is gay as fuck though and violence and anger is fun.
Happyness is a pleb goal to try to obtain tbqh and love in general is a fake emotion. All that's in this world is anger and hate.
>>5499773
Twenty one and a half.
>>5499787
Thanks for that edgy mcedgyfuck
>>5499787
>gay as Fuck
And look where we are
I'm just saying that's I what I did
>>5499787
EDGE
D
G
E
>>5499787
Are you 13? Violence and anger are hot, but only in a rapey kind of "I'm pissed you're playing mindgames with me so Imma rape you now" loving way. Afterwards should be incredibly gay cuddling and soap opera-style confessions of mutual vulnerability.
>>5499687
>how cute mostly homo is
Aw gee whiz, irish
>>5499787
maki pls
>>5499737
Smoke pot and be cynical with me. We'll disrespect some bottom qt
>>5499798
r u back?
i thought u killed yourself.
reminder that if you dont lift you will never get a qt + loyal long term boyfriend
>>5499839
Nah senpai lowkey no chill desu imo holla good shit
>>5499841
aren't you biscum?
>>5499506
this .webm makes me feel things
>>5499807
Oh stop it you
You know your cute af
But not for long, not when I'm done wrestling you
>>5499838
>smoke pot
Lel no im not some degenerate who thinks that's cool. The only drugs worth using are stimulants for them mental and sexual gains and alcohol to relax. Pot is literally the worst drug and I've put many stoners in the hospital because they are like rapists. They can't accept a simple no when they don't want to smoke. The only thing I smoke is stoners. I have about 420 to beat the shit out of each and every one of you stoner fucks.
>>5499801
That sounds like something a gay man would say.
>>5499892
2:10 is the best bit
would you guys date someone who had a nose job tbqh?
>>5499930
Lel
>tfw smoking with doctor in physicists/astronomy while listening to jazz.
>tfw involved positively in my community and getting scholarships to UCSC
I don't force people to smoke. You just deal with dumbfucks on pot. It's okay, don't get triggered.
>>5499979
This is the second time you've bragged about your life to me today. If I met you id literally beat the shit out of you and leave you bloody in the streets. Ill make you get medical pot after im finished with you for your pain that im going to inflict on you you degenerate fuck.
>>5499990
Come at me lol
What do you weigh? 135? Kek
>2EdgE4me
just came home after a nice night of hitting the bars with some friends
for once I didn't see any niggers at all, I guess they can't handle even slightly cold weather
>>5500010
Id rather cum in you tbqh. I want to take advantage of you while you're high as fuck and you're lost in your silly world you have created just lying on the bed while I bring you into a new fantasy...
>>5499709
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/ea/ca/8beacaebfb560f7ea1cb2cd0d1884657.jpg
http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/don-juan-2.png
