When will it be acceptable for man to wear crop tops?
Last >>5496049
>>5497199
Hopefully never
>>5497199
When Mary quant is young again.
So never.
>>5497199
when they have a qt belly button
crop tops that don't belly button are gross
>>5497199
about the same time it becomes acceptable for men to act like flaming swishy faggots... so, never.
RESPECT!
>>5497497
My frame is kind of like that, but I don't really have any "well developed" muscles.
implying it isnt
when time machines becomes a reality and you can take a holiday in the 80s.
>>5497555
>says the flaming swishy fag
>tfw awesome bubble butt
How to show off my best feature? I cant wear skinny jeans because I have beefy quadriceps, but I'm open to other suggestions.
>>5497562
When you walk, place one foot in front of the other as if you were balancing on a drawn up line.
When you bend down shoot your derriere out with a slight curve in your lumbar.
>>5497199
>>5497547
>implying crop tops are needed for this
>>5497559
I love how the crotch splits his nuts
>>5497584
really? you like the male camel toe?
>>5497540
just so you know, this image is photoshopped to shit
>>5497562
you don't need skinny jeans to show off your bum. Just go to a Levis store and try on a bunch of different cuts until you find the one that gives the most flattering result.
I will accept a picture of your butt in return for this advice.
>>5497538
hey fgt. missed yer
>>5497591
Yeah. It makes it easy to imagine them dangling over my face desu
>I'm a 16 year old virgin, that's normal, whatever
>I'm a 17 year old virgin, who cares, I'm pretty sure that guy's into me anyway
>I'm a 18 year old virgin and that guy was not into me at all
>I'm a 19 year old virgin and I don't even know any gays
>I'm a 20 year old virgin and this is not happening
I'm a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin, a 21 year old virgin
>>5497606
eh, why not
http://m.imgur.com/lPwke9s
thanks for the advice, buddy
>tfw you see tripfags post out of their containment threads
this guy im seeing right now LITERALLY has the most sensitive nipples of any boy ive ever been with before, and they're super soft too.
like one light touch and he's whimpering and begging for the d, and if I squeeze them both he will grind into my dick so hard it kind of hurts
im usually the type that likes my buttons pushed but this is 2 much fun
>>5497717
Hotttt
>>5497713
WHO
>>5497717
Fuck you.
>>5497717
im pretty much the same i think. but i havent ever had a bf so im not sure.
When i masturbate i like to grab my pecs and squeeze them - is that normal?
>>5497616
Hey Freddie (I'm guessing). How have you been?
>>5497726
I always see maki on random boards.
Redread on fit
Ann i see on fraud
Where else does everyone go on here? Im going to try to say hey.
>>5497740
i lurk /plg/ but never post
sometimes i post in CBTs but only rarely
I also post in /sci/ a lot
>>5497739
King - so almost as good as Freddie. But not quite :-(
>>5497740
I'm a henc/hm/an and currently the oldest namefag on /hm/ until lolhitler makes a post. It's been a solid few months since he's been gone :(
>>5497737
i think it's a cliche in a lot of muscle porn/worship
do you lift?
>>5497740
/pol/
/r9k/
if /lgbt/ is the only board u go on u should probably leave and just go on reddit
>>5497767
Yeah. Still mostly dyel at the moment though.
>>5497763
You were the second person I considered. hows life been?
>>5497199
Never
Stop being a faggot and dress like a normal man
>>5497774
Errr got a few exams next week.
I'm trying to win over some boy but i think my attempts are in vain.
Fantasising about moving out but as a student that's not possible. I kinda feel like my life is on hold until I get my full independence back. But unfortunately I don't get paid, even when I'm working in the hospitals.
You?
>>5497713
I posted on /tg/ once
good edition ngl
took this pic at my uni a while ago (it was 30 degrees outside)
>>5497804
I'm slowly growing older. So I'm (very very) slowly saying no to partying and chems.
So in essence, I'm having a small crisis in life where the gay death is slowly coming closer
>>5497693
It only feels bad to you now because you keep focusing on it, in reality it wouldn't be hard for you to stop thinking so much about it and better yourself. Don't stress it.
t. 32 year old virgin
>>5497816
>tfw live in london and will never be able to comfortably fulfill my fantasy of wearing booty shorts to show off quads and glutes, and a croptop to show off abs + adonis belt
stoopid weather
;^;
In all honesty WHY ARE YOU FUCKING VIRGINS?
That's why you spend so much time here but once you find someone in real life you forget about this shit.
>>5497199
Literally the only way it will ever be accepted is if it were brought into the mainstream from a celebrity of sorts. I mean look at metalheads, Judas Priest brought Gay BDSM wear into the public conscious.
But seeing how I've never seen gay celebrities wearing it, it'll never happen.
>>5497822
Ahhhhh tbf, from what I gather, you do it way more than me?
The md I had on Saturday made me back out though, but I had an amazing night so I'm not too bothered.
You can still party, just save it for more special occasions and less bored at home let's fuck and get high?
>>5497837
Got it, hold my beer.
>>5497832
It's not about virginity
It's about tfw nobf
Tfwbf rescued me from this place once. It's the only answer
>>5497832
because I am ugly but do not want to have sex with ugly people.
>>5497740
The only other board I actively post on is /vg/, but I occasionally visit /jp/ if I'm in a 2hu mood, /tv/ if I'm looking for something to watch/discuss and /pol/ when shit's going down.
I used to like horror movie streams on /x/, and /vp/ back in its early days.
>>5497822
I know that feel. Gay death approaches.
>>5497854
this
but other ugly people didn't want to have sex with me either.
>>5497827
Just do it in a sexy dance for your bf :3c
>>5497854
If im considered attractive you really need to fix yourself.
>>5497827
Try living in the North.
>>5497199
Never, I hope. Most people have brain damage.
And fat people especially. They'll probably start thinking it suits them well and I don't want to see hairy bellies sticking out everywhere. Fat bellies especially.
>>5497740
pol, tv, int, co, o, trv, adv and biz.
>>5497862
We bring it on ouselves desu.
imagine how nice it would be to be incredibly good looking and thus have the world at your feet?
>>5497897
Nice.
But I think I'll stay with my standard guy body rather than adore and wish to be another, probably arrogant, dude.
>>5497199
>giving a shit about what's "acceptable"
neurotypical detected
Straight guy here
How do I get over the fact that homosexuality...isnt right even though I have a crush on a guy and keep thinking about him and checking my messages like a 14 year old girl?
>>5497897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azA3MhXq7-8
>>5497912
>gay
>typical
>>5497910
cute
post feet and dick
>>5497901
Fight me bitch tits
>>5497914
Kill yourself
>>5497914
It is right. Let the homosexuality FLOW through you. Only through it, you can achieve greater power than any straight person.
>>5497914
Accept that nothing is as pure as the love between two men and their dicks. Faggot.
>>5497914
go away evil fuck
>>5497945
I'm guessing you read his post wrong lol
>>5497956
no, i didnt
>>5497921
Meh..
I have the body of a twink but the hair of a man.
It hasn't held me back but I wouldn't say it is cute.
>>5497914
smoke weed and then let him have his way with you
it'll be the most fun you've ever had, laughing in the dark
>>5497961
oh god it must be so cute
>>5497929
>Fight me bitch tits
Alright. But loser takes it in the butt.
Joking aside, /tg/ used to be my home board. I haven't been in a while.
>>5497958
Savage
>>5497971
>it
Bitch please
>>5497974
Prepare to lose butt cherry
It's a decent board also as you don't go on wk40k/magic threads
>>5497974
>>5497984
>/tg/
Bunch of fucking loser nerds, holy shit.
>>5497992
Fight me bitch tits
>>5497974
It's sad that so few guys in /gaygen/ had /hm/ as their home board before /lgbt/ was made
One would have thought people would have migrated from /hm/ to /lgbt/ in 2013
>>5498011
rugby pls
>>5497980
your body is an it
get over it
>>5497979
>I don't smoke pot
>>5498021
Be fair I thought you meant me
>>5498023
YO
I DONT SMOKE WEED OR SESS
COZ ITS KNOWN TO GIVE A BROTHER BRAIN DAMAGE
AND BRAIN DAMAGE ON THE MIKE DONT MANAGE NUTHIN
BUT MAKING A SUCKER AND YOU EQUAL
DONT BE ANOTHER SEQUEL
EXPRESS YOURSELF
>>5497993
I ain't giving up my 25.
You're just weak haha
The people I was out with on sat were older then 25 and they smash it
>>5498005
/hm/ wasn't a good place before /lgbt/ was split off from it, I don't blame people for not wanting to be from there.
>>5497914
just remember to pay attention to his balls and boypussy when you go down on him. fags love having their balls sucked and assholes licked.
>>5498023
ah beat me to it
>>5498000
I wouldn't want to embarrass you, mate. I'm quite tough.
>>5498025
>Calling me a filthy kiwi
This is the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me.
>>5498023
>unironically thinks weed cures him of about fifty disorders he pretends to have
>>5498050
no I don't
I smoke because it's fun
>>5498065
You should try to stop being a piece of shit for your own sake tbqh.
>>5498065
weak willed unintelligent. The only acceptable drugs for smart people are amphetamines, in the unlikely occaision they need to work for a few days without a pause.
>>5498071
trip on hitler
>>5498071
Trip on me
>>5498080
lean on me
>>5498057
Whatever, cunt. See you in the parking lot after school.
>>5498088
Taaake on meee
>>5498088
take on me
>>5498088
We all need somebody to lean on
>>5498071
>not smoking weed while also on phets
>>5498094
>hello newfriend.jpg
also, lurk just a little bit moar.
>>5498094
a name, like what I have instead of anonymous
>>5498100
What, me a stoner? I don't even drink. The only high I get is from chewing gum when I run.
>>5498112
Faggot.
>>5498035
My ultimate goal is to somehow survive till 30 without getting HIV
Then marry bf and move to a quaint house in Notting Hill and spend life perfectly
>>5498112
Wtf does trip come from then?
Thanks
>>5498114
>chewing gum when I run.
Living life on the edge.
>>5498089
Grand I'll bring a knife
See how tough you are then
>>5498122
i didnt make those threads
lies + slander abound
>>5498117
It was supposed to be a porn board, but before /lgbt/ existed, all these awful shit threads on this board were being made on /hm/ instead. Completely miserable.
Also newfag detected.
>>5498114
You're going to choke and die. That's dumber than pot.
>>5498098
>>5498094
This is a trip. Well actually a name but same thing. You can tell because she puts her name "5652"in the name section of the post reply.
They are looked down upon because they provide no real discussion. Bring unneeded attention to themselves as evidenced here and generally just retards.
>>5498122
is feelgood the guy who got on a date with some rich saudi guy and then suddenly spawned a bottomless pit of spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
>>5498127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc
>>5498130
suuuure you didn't.
>>5498132
im a boy
>>5498132
>she
>>5498134
idk, I missed that one.
>>5498114
>>5498132
>>5498100
>>5498071
>>5498065
>tfw all my firends got lean/sober and i'm just here drinking in the afternoon to get through the day
>>5498117
/hm/ has never really been a porn board. There was too many advice, LGBT, first time story, spammed meme (Disturbia, Ellen, pizzaface), sauce threads for it to be considered a proper porn board such as /s/ or /hc/. So I always considered /hm/ to be what /gaygen/ would be if we had a whole board. It would be filled with porn, with lots of discussion.
Only now has moderation been tightened that there's less babable content and it's slowly on its way to being a porn board. But it'll never be the same again because 90% of the oldest oldfags left because of Disturbia :(
>>5498165
it might've been some other guy and not feelgood i just remember it being really pathetic even for gaygen standards so it stuck in my memory
if it wasnt u feelgood im sorry for slandering you and if it was lol
>>5498118
Jyyyyyynx don't chat like that.
Just be safe. Hopefully prep will be available soon.
But HIV is preventable so don't act like its inevitable.
I'm in the semi same boat though in that all I want is to move out, live in a comfortable house and be financially stable. I don't have to be filthy rich at this point.
I can't really live my life under my parents roof though.
>>5498138
Yes in hindsight it is a laughable and saddening post. I think I'll log off and reevaluate my life
>>5497979
>Dreg
HAHAHA faggot
>be me
>UCLA fag
>curve test scores
>volunteer for beach/river cleanups
>volunteer at Animal/homless shelters
>blitzed the fuck out on pot all day
>mfw smoked out astronomy/physics prof
>mfw smoked with arts professors even from CSULA
>mfw sucking one off
>>5498194
you have soap?
you have washcloth?
wash your ass
>>5498170
/hm/ is basically "post big dicks" the board.
>>5498144
You Aussie bringing cutlery to a knife fight
>download grindr
>set filters so it will only show dem hot daddies
>all of them are masc4masc
>all of them are dad4dad
>all of them are tops
mfw I will never have a satisfactory sex life with a dad4twinkson bottom daddy
>>5498169
>average look of a modern jew
>>5498194
Vinegar?
Usually when my hands smell like pot I pick off an herb from the garden and rub it between my fingers. Rub icy hot; should smell minty desu
>>5498195
you should go to /hm/, post a pic of a dick relevant to the particular thread with (and this is the important part) a mild hint that a female is in the same pic (her hand, her mouth, etc.).
Hilarity will ensue.
>>5498194
Just get an enema from the store.
>>5498118
>tfw live in a quaint house in Notting Hill already
Its easier to achieve these kinds of goals when you don't spend your money on anything except for food and books.
>tfw just realized that i will never be happy because i keep moving the goalposts on what constitutes happiness
who /unrealisticstandards/ here
what does /gaygen/ do for a living?
>>5498209
>Masc4masc
>implying they're not actually fem4fem
>>5498222
I suck dicks at the gym
>>5498217
So your parents set you up? Congrats
>>5498196
with this information it's not hard to find out who you are.
>>5498223
Ill let you shit in my mouth for 100 dollars.
>>5498222
student. heading to uni next year, but atm family pays my bills :^)
Sometimes I do some design work on the side tho - I have a pretty sweet relationship with a Belgian university who I make some shit for and get $$$ in return.
So...
Any tips for making my cum taste better?
n-no homo...
>>5498226
what gym?
do you have oral herpes?
do you want oral herpes?
>>5498222
unemployed hs senior planning to major in unemployable non stem money pit degree
i should be doing schoolwork right now and i'm shitposting on gaygen instead
>>5498211
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>tfw no rugby bf
>>5498222
I work early mornings at a hotel. Trying to find a night desk job so I won't have to do shit. All I really want in life is to be a housewife.
>>5498235
pineapples, innit
>>5498222
Doing my masters in a medical field so I get paid to go to uni by the NHS in return for working for them when I graduate.
Tempted to get into domming or something to make extra money though because I can barely afford to live.
Someone be my cash slave/sugar daddy
>>5497547
What is a qt bellybutton look like?
>>5498238
>I'm a construction worker,
Really? For how long? lol
>>5498235
from what I've heard, eat lots of fruit, esp pineapple and lots of celery.
my cum tastes horrid. if everything that is wrong in this world had a flavor, that's what my cum tastes like.
>>5498255
I oly lift.
Fat since Christmas. Cardio is gonna be smashed out after exams then I'll hopefully reach my goals
>>5498208
We're pretty wacky like that.
>>5498228
>>5498238
FUCK YOU. FUCK BOTH OF YOU.
>>5498226
I go to law school and study to become a diplomat.
>>5498254
A few years on and off
It just doesn't really make you that strong
>>5498235
Fruit=good taste
Smoking=bad taste
>>5498278
Would still ravage
>>5498253
one you can stick the tip of your finger in, innies
outies are ugly
>>5498284
Name on Ann
And thanks
What are your pets /gaygen/?
>>5498292
Sorry, desu
>>5498269
>im clearly anon
So you're lying about everything like all anonymous do.
>>5498295
cat called Mitsy
Dog called poppy
Rock called Herbert
fish called Cuthbert
slavetwink called Darren
>>5498295
PEEVES
>>5498295
just a cat
>>5498278
>It just doesn't really make you that strong
I know that. I was a tooth pick for years doing manual labor. lol
Most of the small guys I knew who did it were wiry and or hairy though.
Get any cool scars yet?
>>5498232
you too?
I design all the newspaper ads and brochures for a local media school I used to work for in an IT maintenance position
It's pretty sweet getting some extra cash just for fucking around with PhotoShop and InDesign every now and then, it usually takes me like 2 hours to make the stuff they want so the pay is about 100€/hour
>>5498295
A cat and two old dogs who will hopefully die soon.
>>5498295
a femboy wearing nothing but a collar, wrist and arm restraints and possibly a chastity cage.
>oc, haven't found one yet...
>>5498289
Why would you stick your finger in? It'll annoy them
Straight alpha here
I want to message him again but im going to wait for him to message.
Its the alpha way of getting bp.
>>5498304
You choose what to believe
I have truths and I have exaggerations and total b8 posts
Sue me
>>5498327
>straight
>alpha
Pick neither
>>5498313
oh well, I design some engineering stuff for them I mean.
mainly I just ask one of my friends who has a PhD in Physics to help me do it and then I keep all the money lol
pic related - my current project. I have to draw a schematic for a lil balloon's propulsion - they want to send it into the outer atmosphere.
I'm getting paid 750 bucks for it, but it will probably take me like 6-8 months to get my shit together so its not exactly a sustainable income.
>>5498338
I couldn't be who you wanted ;_;
>>5498334
>You skinny
>you being rich
Pick neither tub tubs
>>5498346
Everyone is good in there own way not Ann
It's cool
I like most body types desu
>>5498304
Hey bb, don't listen to what they say. .
>>5498338
>Nothing to be sorry about
>Wanting to sex up a potato
Pretty shameful to be honest.
>>5498350
Who are the hot trips?
I want to go through the archive and jack off.
>>5498362
annskellington
mostlyhomo
jupp + sp
reddreadrevolver
heron
that one anon from last week
the guy I asked out for a drink earlier today hasn't replied so I'm assuming the worst and that he doesn't like me that much.
First person I've asked on a date ever.
Sad times
>>5498295
2 Ficus elastica
1 Juniperus chinensis 'Spartan'
1 Ficus elastica 'Tineke' (dwarf)
1 Wisteria macrostachya 'Blue Moon'
1 Cycas revoluta
1 Rhamnus frangula (bonsai)
My other bonsai's died. ;_; and the other plants in the bowl aren't mine, but my sister's plants I'm trying to fix/ repot.
>>5498362
There are none.
>>5498374
Oh my god, what an absolute homo.
>>5498362
Me but I cba to trip anymore
>>5498374
Cool!
My only plants are a few in my geckos' tanks.
>>5498385
hey me too
which trip are you?
>Nobody said me
>mfw im happy in forgotten
>>5498373
are you sure he drinks alcohol/coffee?
some guys are weird about meeting at bars for a first encounter. you sound sort of apathetic though so he might have picked up that vibe too and dropped.
>>5498384
>>5498374
I forgot my little cactus Schlumbergera truncata
>>5498362
booger
>>5498390
You were just the last trip I saw posting
>>5498394
I met him at a club on Saturday. We spent half the night with making out and he texted me saying he wished I'd come home with him but I was staying with a friend.
He's 10 years older than me though so I think that might have scared him off considering I'm doing the chasing
>>5498387
I use to have much much more plants but some died because the apartment we lived in was on the bottom level so they never got enough sunlight/ cold temperatures.
>>5498405
i thought you guys owned a pug
>>5498412
wait a few days and maybe give it a last ditch effort. at least you got kisses anon.
>>5498341
sheesh at least buy your physics bro a drink every now and then
anyway, design is design, and you still seem like a pretty cool guy
>>5498362
ayy lmao
>>5498419
SP's family in Canada own 5 pugs. We don't own any dogs, yet.
>>5498410
I still appreciate a well alphabetized list. lol
>>5498451
Fair enough
>>5498430
Silver linings eh?
I don't wanna blab it all out again because I did it earlier in another gaygen thread. But we'll see I guess. I think he's cute af
>>5498362
Hitler
>>5498437
so you're sayin you like 5652, niq, & swede?
>>5498389
I already said earlier in this thread. I'll let you do some detective work - fun times
President Trump might actually be a thing now.
but honestly he wouldn't be worse than bush.
>>5498360
I'd like to ravage Potato Anon with Rugby behind me
>degeneracy
>>5498478
no one cares shut the fuck up
>tfw ripped another pair of pants today
>this time at work
i'm going to kill myself
>>5498486
Rugby is the only trip I'd let fuck me. The rest are bottoms in my mind.
>>5498490
im trying to derail the thread bitch.
move along.
![herman-cain-smile[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bwgc9Co.gif "herman-cain-smile[1].gif")
>>5498469
I know I do :^)
>>5498478
Or Shillery. But I really want that Jew cock from ol bernie. Oh goim!
>>5498478
Watched Obama's thing earlier. Isn't it a little silly to leave government pushing for gun control?
I don't really disagree with background checks but it just seems to me this will fuck up the Clinton campaign?
>>5498501
>>5498469
ayy lmao
>>5498510
who said democrats can't hate each other?
PFFF who is this annskellington anyways?
I bet he smells bad
There are a lot of trips here
>>5498522
holy fuck thats exactly what i was thinking right now
"i bet annskellington stinks"
:0
>>5498522
someone post annskellington's cock, the imgur link no longer works
>>5498510
hillary and obama weren't tight in 08, when obama got the nomination there was a serious WAVE of butthurt among hillary's camp, people don't remember that inner-party politics can be just as brutal as partisan ones.
>>5498527
Yaaaah, what is even so special about him? GOD
>>5498498
stop getting fat fudgepuppy
but also don't kill yourself qt
