>You need to hurry up so I can have grandchildren!
>>5494663
Too busy sucking dick
>>5494663
I do have a girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart, but I'm never going to be the "man" they want me to be. I'm just me.
>>5495458
>I do have a girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart
Anime waifus don't count, anon.
>>5494663
she left me to go breed a swarm of children =(
I had to return our engagement rings, because she left me a month before our 3 year anniversary where I was gonna ask her. They were those two stone diamond rings, "one for your spouse, and one for your best friend"
I lover her so much; I just wish she would come back.
"Because I'm asexual"
"NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE JUST TOO SHY WITH WOMEN"
ok, no
>>5495458
>Maleman with girlfriend
>On LGBT
gtfo straight normie
>>5494663
>Dad accidentally kicks me in the balls while we're playing around
Mum: Whoa, watch out. I want grand kids some day :^)
>Mom finds panties in my sock drawer
>Anon, did you have a girl over! It's OK if you did, I'm just happy you found somebody, your father and I were starting to get worried...
>>5494663
Are you gay or do you want to become a gf instead?
>>5495866
At least you found yourself, Anonymous.
>>5495979
>inb4 "I have AGP, so not really"
>>5494663
>But I want to be the girlfriend, Mom. I guess you'll have to pretend my future husband is the eldest son you never had and I'm your daughter-in-law, or something. :^)
I know I should because I'm not gay but it just doesn't seem appealing.
>>5495866
This is fucking hilarious
Because I'm to busy sucking the babies down my throat mom.
