wishing for a cool edition but the edition ended up being lame - edition
first for vers on vers.
first for shitpost
>>5494169
flattered
>>5494177
>vers
you mean bottom
>>5494169
Hot, so long as they act like a cute anime grill and blush a lot.
Look at this qt kebab complain about *how "hard" it is being gay in the Arab world*
https://youtu.be/PcyOieo9rJU
>>5494169
How shy can he be, if he's aggressively pursuing?
>>5494196
many shy people are only shy with strangers
>>5494162
SIDE master race
an ANUS is NOT a SEXUAL ORGAN
>>5494177
>that feeling when you switch during the act
hhhnnnggg I need someone now
>>5494213
London?
>>5494212
right is top
>>5494212
Factually incorrect.
>>5494211
Like I said
>Mecca of Europe
No way Abdullah Amin Ibn Battutta ibn Hussein Muhammad al-Razir
>>5494220
Sweden?
>>5494213
>he's fucking you
>you're getting close, he's breathing faster, he's gonna cum
>he pulls out
>???? what why don't stop
>"i don't want to cum until you've fucked me too"
>ofukya
>>5494169
dreamy desu
>>5494228
Not yet ;_;
>>5494106
Err well I oly lift.
Im a 69kg lifter when I compete but I'm fat now after eating so I'm gonna need to diet hardcore.
current lifts are 70kg snatch which I'm not rly happy with.
and 100kg clean and jerk.
>>5494222
get some new pictures. you literally only have the 'guy from soc', the 'niq manga character' and the furry avatar
>>5494226
sorry, thats the literal middle of nowhere.
:(
New York, go there
>>5494180
Where are you from, Rich Twink?
>>5494237
Let me know when
>>5494185
oi, permavirgin.
all the call kids are in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>5494242
how do you know that we are all the same person?
I'm getting old...
I think it's time to become a top
>>5494249
cool*
idk why that got autocorrected lolz
>>5494253
that's not how it works
you become a bottom as you get older so you're ready for when your dick doesn't get hard without viagra
>>5494251
nobody else cares about the kid from soc and niq
>>5494253
>American vidya
No thank you.
>>5494253
i want to bury my face between those thighs holy shit
>>5494248
jeg skal flytte til Norge snart. Forhåpentligvis.
And you'll only be over the border.
>>5494243
>literal middle of nowhere.
Preddy much
>New York,
New York or NYC?
Anyways off to do more squats.
>>5494272
>norgay
guise,
I met a cutie the other night who turns out to be 10 years older than me.
I don't know if that fact that I'm 10 years younger has weirded him out but I texted him asking if he wants to go for a drink sometime and he suggested somewhere in central.
How do I move in to the hey, lets actually fix a time and a date without looking thirsty.
I was just gonna message him tomorrow when I'm out of the gym and be like hey, just finished and I'm around if you fancy going for that drink?
or is it too soon since I only met him on saturday?
I don't even know if he's that into me? but he was like 'it was a shame you didn't stay at mine', after I left him but we were drunk so that's just the drunk hornies.
>>5494275
Lower New York. The worst place on earth, even tho it surrounds the best city.
>>5494285
>just finished and I'm around if you fancy going for that drink?
yeah that sounds good
What are some good, romantic gay movies I can watch with guys I want as my bf?
Pls no movies which deal with gay acceptance in society, as in half of those which exist.
>tfw lonely and bi top virgin, probably more on the gay side than straight at this point
>tfw no outgoing bottom bf who has a crush on me, typically straight crush, but I actually reciprocate
>he introduces me to social life, but is madly clingy and in love with me
>practice sex with him multiple times every day
>>5494285
I reckon he digs you. A drunken offer of a shag normally equates a sober "yeah lets get a beer together".
I say you should text him and be like "hey I just heard of this cool bar in blah blah. Would you like to check it out some time? How's tomorrow for you?"
If he chins you off then better luck next time, but if he says yes then you're totally in. Congrats.
P.s. I wouldn't suggest anything as spontaneous as
>just finished and I'm around if you fancy going for that drink?
just because there's too big of a chance of him being busy.
>>5494173
We're going to fuck each other
>>5494299
hey baby where you at
>>5494293
Well I'm trying to play it cool desu.
Like he's not the usual type I go for at all! But for some reason I'm kinda hung up already so don't wanna seem too keen or fuck it up by being too distant.
>>5494302
We'll he lives right next to the gay area in London so he was like we can go there. My gym is like 15 mins public transport away. So even if he said oh I'm busy tonight I could still say that I'm in the gym nearly every weekday so I can meet him whenever. Like I said above, I'm trying not to fuck this one up.
Also I don't wanna suggest a place because I think he's kinda successful and I'm doing my masters so I'm still a poor student haha.
>>5494305
Europe
>>5494333
Vague - so mysterious and sexy
>>5494333
cum2l.a.
also vocaroo accent
>>5494321
Yeah but you don't wanna go to a schweffe bar. You should take him somewhere cool. Have you ever been to Trisha's in Soho?
>>5494352
los angeles?
I've never even been to muerica.
>>5494377
ya
probably a good choice tbqh
>>5494362
Nah? Usually I go to bar soho because the cocktails are good and cheap during the happy hours.
I mean we met in Dalston so he was in a place that isn't too like posh or anything, more hipster/weird. But he's not like that at all
>>5494352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02AjwsrN88w
:]
>>5494390
please go out with me instead
>>5494393
hahahaha
i sound so gay
why did you save that
>>5494401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLNOchaEI4
I didn't, It was just in the archive.
>>5494409
weird
i thought vocaroo links expired after a while
>>5494396
R u a qt?
r u fun?
Where in LDN r u?
This is the first guy who's made me be like 'shit, I want him to like me' since my ex over a year ago so you've got some boots to fill
>>5494413
Nope.
Now I'm listening to Mexi's old Vocaroos.
He sounds like he should be narrating a movie or something.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i2bJYMT2I9
>>5494414
what is your idea of qt?
yeah I'm fun af
I'm in south west
are you qt?
are you fun?
where are you based?
>>5494298
nothing? ;__;
>>5494426
such an average joe voice desu
>>5494435
>er, sorry i don't remember
>but that does sound like me, i do so like attention
what? you should remember!
Aren't I the only one to ever show some interest in you after seeing your pic?
How are you guys finding old vocaroos?
>>5494298
>good
>romantic
>gay
Pick two. Possibly just one.
>>5494435
Probably relapsed and is lying in a gutter somewhere, I was pretty mean to him.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t9FSn6ivEG
>>5494434
Sw London too..
Errm I don't really have a type, this guys just thrown the whole type thing out of the window for me.
What do you do for fun?
I have over 400 matches on tinder and I'm an exclusive right swiper. Does that make me a qt?
>>5494453
what about a good gay one then
worry worry worry worry
love is passing me by
You know ive working on my body lifting. Having its ups and downs and everything. Getting health problems motovation but for the first time ever im finally happy with it and just seeing how cool and manly I look now it keeps me going.
Keep working hard boys.
>>5494448
Why does niq look so scared in this picture
>>5494491
>post another pic
i'm just finished working out, i'm all sweaty and panting
so that's a big no
>>5494492
>niq
that's obviously me pre hrt
>>5494492
scared of his future
I would do too, if I knew I was going to end up looking like hitler
>>5494507
for a small monthly payment of 19.99 you can follow my blog for any and all sludgepuppy related content i choose to post
>>5494482
O-okay. :[
>tfw going through a thread where I was sending threatening Vocaroos to Mexi, accompanied by cuteposts
>tfw he's probably dead now, leaving his daughter without a father
>>5494513
20 dollars?
damn, you probably are the cheapest prostitute on that side of the atlantic
>>5494523
>prostitute
hunty that's just for some selfies
i'm too shy and prudish to escort
MASC4FEM MASTER RACE
>>5494511
Nice try Niq
>>5494540
that's not niq
also my ass is anywhere and everywhere
if you haven't seen it by now you aren't trying hard enough
>>5494550
I don't want to always go in the archive for that shit.
>>5494177
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss
>>5494551
think outside the box
it's not good anyway
flat and shapeless
>>5494552
Yaaaas
If u ain't Vers in 2016 then you might as well kill yourself
>>5494561
I am more interested in torsos, especially tummies anyway
>>5494567
my stomach is fat and disgusting
you can't win man
>>5494567
He has lots of tum pictures, they're not hard to find.
>>5494571
a pity I like flat ones with semi-abs showing the most
>>5494272
What. No. Don't come here. We're full, stay away.
>>5494585
>i'm not good enough for anon
my heart is just breaking
why has the anon from sw LDN abandoned me after starting a chat.
Lil cockteasing bish
>>5494601
post a face pic to remind me again if you are worth it after all :^)
>>5494574
Post them
>>5494608
No, I don't want Puppers to hate me.
>>5494601
>>5494624
>those empty eyes of realizing your only worth is that decaying meatsuit you inhabit
/gaygen/
Are tops real?
>>5494638
He has a bachelor's...in history.
B-but I'm sure he has many other talents!
>>5494652
>B-but I'm sure he has many other talents!
>I got kleppe-poster to sutter
cute, now I only need to find his pics
>>5494650
You will find the answers you seek here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk
>>5494605
aren't i pretty :')
>>5494624
who said i didn't hate you
>tfw make 60k a year now from new job
>tfw only have a college degree and just finished college 2 weeks ago
>>5494662
You'll only disappoint yourself.
>>5494668
Puppers pls.
>>5494682
>You'll only disappoint yourself.
Nope, I'm willing to go for average looking guys.
post em pls
Did richtwink post bp yet?
Delaying going to gym because new years crowd will be insane
OOOOHH MY
who else lives in commiefornia?
when is this stupid el nino meme going to die? they said it was supposed to rain all of november and it didn't. now they're saying it's supposed to rain buckets this week but the sun was out all day today and they closed the car wash and i couldn't wash my car.
>>5494686
No I am a dignified gentleman. My bp is reserved for the highest of nobelmen to be astounded and become erect at its majesty
>>5494223
Sauce?
>>5494676
hey daddy:)
>>5494708
I'm only 22...
>>5494693
OMG
is that a pumkaboo plushie?
>>5494720
ya i have an inkay too
>>5494695
>tfw it's going to rain even less than usual here
>>5494702
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/732881/b58a611881/
>>5494723
I'm jelly.
I need to get some of that shit.
>>5494719
I'll call you what ever you want
also my rent is due next week....
G-guys how do i grow body hair
Right now i only grow a tiny bit on my underarms, lower legs and butt, and some fuzz on my thighs, and pubic hair as normal. Any that grows on my belly, chest or arms is either non existent or super light and thin. I used to use it and was a twink but now im 20 and it's probably time i tried to look more masc you dig?
>>5494695
its gonna rain for like the next week and a half which is perfect because my street is gonna turn into a fucking ocean, super stoked
anyone else got their umbrellas ready
>>5494738
>how
>>>/fit/35489325
If you're younger than like 24 you can just wait and the problem might resolve yourself. And if you force it you might get a shitty hairline.
>>5494738
no. stay in your lane.
you are a twink and you will stay a twink. there's this twink i know from work who started to grow his facial hair and it looks nasty especially when it's like the nasty pube looking facial hair.
>>5494738
you still have 4+ years of prime twinkdom to go through
>>5494738
I've heard that hair loss products can work for body hair. But I think it's mostly down to genetics.
Also it depends on how old you are
can you oldgayfags stop hitting on younger fags that clearly aren't interested
it's okay if you ask if he's interested but if he says no, leave him alone
shit's just creepy.
>>5494735
I told myself I wasn't going to buy anymore pointless nerd shit for awhile and then I bought a Windwaker Nendoroid so you see how well that went.
>>5494735
Well nobody at work discusses it and i dont talk to people at the gym so i there really isnt anyone to around to bring it up.
>aaaaand realizing i have no life in 3...2...1...
>>5494753
Twinks need to value the gift of twinkdom they have been given
>>5494729
how would you actualy ask someone to pay for your rent without making it akward?
>>5494759
Why does literally no old fags not go for old fags?
>>5494767
whoops that's negative too much
>>5494762
i have less of a life trust me
>>5494767
Not sure, but they need to fucking start.
>tfw break up and gotten back together with bf SEVERAL times
>tfw bf breaks up with you (again), but then begs you to come back
>tfw you actually intended to end it this time
>tfw you are able to decline this over text message, but when talking in person, looking into his eyes, seeing his tears, feeling his warmth during a hug, you cannot turn him away
I hate that I am so weak that I cannot say the things that matter. I know me and bf trying this shitty relationship again will only end in hurt. I hate that I am going to have to explain to my friends that we are going out again (after telling them we broke up a few days ago), they must think I am retarded.
Fuck relationships.
>>5494776
Them's fightin words
>>5494759
>tfw no pervy stalker daddy
>>5494784
>I am going to have to explain to my friends that we are going out again (after telling them we broke up a few days ago)
I would legit think that you are retarded.
Did you say to them anything negative about him? That would take the cake.
>>5494786
would you a muscledaddy?
>>5494803
I'll be one (practically am one), but don't want one
>>5494803
Who wouldn't!
>>5494803
only if he lets me call him daddy and if he calls me boi
>>5494784
You need to be more selfish. You already know, rationally, that the relationship doesn't and won't work, but you're trying to protect him from that pain in the short term. Just don't. And knowing that you can't man up in person, you shouldn't have even met with him to talk in person. Your friends definitely think you're retarded, anon.
>>5494803
Obviously. But only short term.
>>5494786
so fight me then bitch
>>5494784
>looking into his eyes, seeing his tears, feeling his warmth during a hug, you cannot turn him away
:3
but yeah, you're retarded
>>5494803
Only at the point of time when I'm a muscledaddy myself.
>>5494803
Honestly i find guys like this a little bit intimidating
>>5494795
dude it's not fucking fun
>>5494824
I'll sit on you and that will be that
>>5494803
they looks so weird with that huge gut
>tfw threw my dignity through the window and messaged the guy that had been ignoring me
>have a good conversation via text for a couple of hours
>back to one word replies when I hint that we should do something again sometime
I should learn but I'm an idiot.
>>5494838
I feel you lisaposter, I feel you.
>>5494832
make it fun then
>>5494828
Thats the point
>Tfw no muscle daddy to call my weak and scrawny then pound my bp
>>5494838
>back to one word replies when I hint that we should do something again sometime
kek
;_;
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WAKING UP IN 4 HOURS TO MEET A VIP
I HAVE BEEN LYING IN BED FOR 90 MINUTES DOING LITERALLY NOTHING AND I JUST CANT FALL ASLEEP. IVE COUNTED FROM 1000 TO 0
BACK TO 1000, IMAGINED SHEEP, EVERYTHING
HELLLLP
>>5494852
remember to clean your ass
its going to get pounded in 4 hours
real good
>>5494803
BACK OFF BITCHES
SELFIEDADDY IS MINE
M
I
N
E
>>5494848
I imagine it would be hard to speak to him IRL... Like it's too much, he's almost like a different species
I'm a twink and i like the idea of someone being more masculine and in control, but i still need to be a little in control, and i still want to feel like a man, not like a helpless child or girl
>>5494868
>tfw selfie daddy will never fuck buttslut while senpai fucks selfie daddy
;_;
>>5494803
>would you a muscledaddy?
Hell I would, too bad he wouldn't, no one does.
>>5494883
That's because selfiedaddy would be too busy calling me a good toppy for being so good at pleasing his daddyhole to be able to concentrate on anyone else
>>5494834
>he doesn't want to fight
pussy
>>5494162
what happened to the tinychat?
>>5494896
>tfw buttslut will never call senpai a good toppy
>tfw senpai will never call buttslut a filthy slut
>>5494836
Am I the only one who thinks like that?
He doesn't look natural or appealing.
>>5494921
Yes, that's the body most men get when you eat much and lift heavy without giving calories much thought.
>>5494916
aren't they the same person?
>>5494916
Well duh
Buttslut is str8
>>5494836
>huge
That's not huge
THIS is huge
>>5494931
>without giving calories much thought.
what do you mean?
is it a matter of lifting or eating too much/badly?
>>5494936
until you have your way with this
>>5494162
>Tfw no fap since christmas
>going to keep torturing myself until im forced to hook up with someone on grindr
>>5494948
hey I'm doing the same thing
>>5494948
>hookup with someone on grindr
Good luck with the HIV and crabs
>>5494931
Depends on your genetics/metabolism. I lift a LOT and eat whatever the fuck and I'm ottermode with visible abs
>>5494960
if you have suggestions on a better place to find gay guys i am more than happy to hear
>>5494962
>lift a LOT
>ottermode
You obviously lift in quantity of reps and low weight if you're only ottermode.
Everyone knows you need to lift heavy. If you can do more than 5 reps of a certain amount of weights you need to raise the weight.
Remember low reps high weight
>>5494981
All of my reps are under 5 and I only train for strength & not physique. I posted my picture in the thread yesterday.
>>5494962
I heard from strenghtcamp - eliott that doing certain excersises without variation like only backsquats for example can result in that chicken posture
just an example, but I guess something like that has a factor, right?
>>5494974
lets say I'm musclefat
can't I just cut? (cut calories, get on a deficit)
>>5494980
>If you dont totally overeat youll be big and bulky amd not at all leam
>If you dont totally overeat
but I want to stay lean
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>5494991
eh, cutting will result in muscle loss. Recomp instead.
whenever I take drugs I don't want to check my snapchat for days.
>>5494989
you must be a weak feeble man, next time don't say you lift a lot when it's clear you dont
Hey /gaygen/, can you please humour me and give me your best stories about clingy boyfriends, and relationships that broke-up/resolved due to clinginess?
What if you grow to dislike someone for being clingy, but their only crime was they wanted was to spend time with you?
>>5494996
>Recomp instead.
what's that?
>>5494997
maybe don't be a douche and snapchat yourself doing drugs to look cool then
>>5494991
>lets say I'm musclefat
>can't I just cut? (cut calories, get on a deficit)
Obviously yes. But I'm musclefat myself and whenever I cut I lose some muscle and strength plus my belly still have some fat after I lose way too much muscle/strength for what it's worth.
>>5495002
>What if you grow to dislike someone for being clingy, but their only crime was they wanted was to spend time with you?
literally my fetish :3
I want a super clingy bf
>>5495009
>But I'm musclefat myself and whenever I cut I lose some muscle and strength plus my belly still have some fat after I lose way too much muscle/strength for what it's worth.
but hey, at least you are going to be fuckable so continue
>>5495007
I don't snapchat myself doing them. I'm not 16.
But you know when you're wired and your chatty and everyone's your best mate. I've just sent a few cringe snapchats out, nothing to outrageous. Just cringe
>>5494980
>flabby
my butt is too flat to be flabby you motherfucker
>>5494993
Terrible, the cicadas are giving me a headache with their incessant screeching.
>>5495002
No boyfriends, but one girl who had a crush on me came into my room one night while I was sleeping and just watched me in the dark for a few minutes before waking me up to ask if I wanted to go to a party with her.
My parents let her in.
>>5495017
yeah at least some people find musclefat people attractive, myself included
>tfw no cub bf for some cub on cub muscle action
>>5494652
>I want to kiss his lips.
>>5495009
Yoooo post pics
>>5494803
oh my god. Imagine how he smells.
>>5494852
It's ok. you'll get a better night's sleep tomorrow.
>>5495042
like shit and pig probably
>>5494803
How do I get this big?
I need to know for science.
>>5495042
nnn
>>5495053
please don't
lean musclemass is where its at
no more than 10%bodyfat
>>5495040
Why not, I'm not very hairy though (yet)
>>5495061
>Then eat clean and watch your calories. You'll almost inevitably gain some fat but a short cut will take care of that if you go too far
Please, please tell me I won't get a chickenposture with a huge ass and forwards facing gut.
Please tell me it's just a matter of fat and not fucking up your body by having mucles dysbalances.
>>5495070
please cut :3
>>5495070
sry bout ur hips bro
![PLCoAim[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hriv3n4.png "PLCoAim[1].png")
>>5495083
All the better for when he's beargnant
You can tell he's bear you strong, healthy bearbies
>>5495073
I dont know what causes that. It isnt as common as you think desu. I havent even come close to it in 4 years.
If you want stomach tighter do vacuums.
If you want butt manageable then dont overdo squats. People rave about them and theyre healthy but switching it up is smart. Ive gotten 405 for reps doing actual bb squats about 3-4 months out of each year
>>5495070
Are you short?
>>5495083
His hips are fine. His back just isnt that big yet
>>5495069
Yeah, in tight underwear making it all shapely and fuckable. Doesnt count
>tfw no 2nd bf
>>5495037
Me 2.
They're kinda lopsided, it's cute.
>>5495094
>If you want stomach tighter do vacuums.
>If you want butt manageable then dont overdo squats.
how do I know what to do?
>>5495070
You are hot desu
and this is coming from someone who usually only go for hairy guys
>>5495094
>thinking that ruse would work
yeah nice try
>>5495070
what's in the thermos?
>tfw you wanted to plow your ass with your new dildo but got way too horny and just ended up jerking off
>>5495000
Sorry you don't know shit and can't into basic caloric intake. I'm glad you've made it your new years resolution to go to the gym a couple times a week and to read the fit sticky, but you shouldn't get so butthurt because you look like shit and have bad genetics.
>>5495098
Look up videos on stomach vacuums.
Look up alternative exercises to barbell squats on google. There's toooons of exercises out there.
>>5495111
What ruse? Im taking care of this in person. 3pm, flagpole, right after naptime. Tell your mom to pick you up 15 minutes late and not to forget some extra fishy crackers.
>>5495078
not worth it
>>5495083
too wide? I'm more concerned about gyno
>>5495094
yes
>back just isnt that big yet
really?
>>5495105
thanks, hair is on its way I think
>>5495117
it's filled with cum
>>5495125
>>5495120
what does being horny feel like? honest question.
>>5495134
I mean it's not big enough to really offset your waiste-shoulder ratio yet. You're lookin good
How do I take a good picture of my bp for /gg/
>>5495171
https://youtu.be/cYUZtm1Cpko
>>5495171
Face down, ass up, back arched desu
>>5495171
if u need to ask then ur bp is not good enough
do squats for a year and try again
>>5495158
It's like a hunger, just less physical and more mental.
>>5495170
I have more hair now than I did a year ago and I guess it'll continue to grow for some time
>ftm
what no
>>5495198
>what no
what a shame
I have reached a new low. I'm posting my but for validation from 4chan. Here's my BP I did my best.
>>5495247
>>5495247
if that's your best, you're not trying hard enough
>>5495255
Probably right
>>5495247
Richtwink pls
>>5495247
This is how it starts, in just a few months all of gg will have peered into your digestive tract.
>>5495266
This is my fate
>>5495254
Whatever, it looks okay from the thumbnail imo
>>5495002
this is what i want out of life
>>5495183
Like this?
