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ITT stupid shit non-LGBT people say

>"Homosexuality is just population control through STDs"
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had a teacher who claimed that homosexuality was being promoted and "propagandized for" as in his opinion, the elite's way of culling the weak by turning them gay
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>So who's the man/woman in the relationship?
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>I don't agree with your lifestyle
>Who molested you?
>Jesus still loves you
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>You're so brave!!!¡¡!
>So are you a double faggot or a double dyke
>If you were going to date boys, why didn't you stay a girl
>What, just being a lesbian wasn't enough for you
>Bisexuals are all liars/in denial/using it as an excuse/don't exist
>Can I watch
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This thread is truth.
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>All the good men are gay.

I fucking hate straight women.
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>>5493169
>>You're so brave!!!¡¡!
Fucking this. I'm not a marine on the front lines or a hospital patient fighting stage 3 cancer.
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>are you sure you dont like girls?
>caitlyn jenner a brave!!!!!11!!!
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>>5493199
This.
Literally makes me rage.
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>>5493226
>>5493199
Eh, for a lot of people it takes some serious balls to be out, especially if they're facing homelessness, abuse, or even legal repercussions. All depends on circumstances.
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>I'm totally straight but does it immediately and irrevocably make me a flaming homosexual if I *barely homoerotic occurrence*???
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>>5493071
He's some dipshit on leddit doing the same for trans people: https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3xr88d/i_lurk_here_all_the_time_and_i_dont_see_this/
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>>5493274
* Here's
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>Why can't you just stop liking guys and like women only? Then it wouldn't be a problem.
>It's because you don't have a good relationship with your dad.
>This woman was a lesbian and then she found god and became straight, so you need to try harder.
>So that means you have AIDS...
>What you are is a mental illness, and people want it to spread.
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>>5493029
>do you prefer sausages or waffles?
>I don't understand how can you get turned on by dicks!
>How did you know you liked men?
>I watch shemale porn sometimes but that's not gay, isn't it?
>no homo bruh
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>Sometimes I'm attracted to guys that look like girls, am I gay?
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>>5493260
>>5493331
*pointless worry of being queer intensifies*
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our lives are so hard ;_; let's all share made up stories about how oppressed we are so we can keep complaining about it for free sympathy points ;_;
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>"I can tell you why you'd ban homosexuals from the boy scouts, they would want to get their hands all over those little kids"
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>I don't judge them for it. It's god's job to judge :^)
>I may not agree with it, but to each their own

This happened to me recently
>female coworker walks up to me seductively
>"hheeey, you have any girls on your mind ;DD?"
>"Nope"
>"Why not, anon? Too busy with your artwork ;DD"
>"I am a homosexual."
>silence
>"...whatever makes you happy!"
>walks away
Thought that was a patronizing thing to say. Maybe I'm just a bitter gay.
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"pretty girl"
>girl
kek
this comment strain makes me really sad. Its really just a slap in the face. I am not even the girl in the picture they are talking about and it still hurts.
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>>5493098
this question is legit doe, it's just uninformed people asking who's the top and who's the bottom.
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>>5494961
If she does that shit again educate her by saying it's not a choice
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>>5495338
It's straight people thinking asking about how you have sex just because you're gay. for a lot of people who aren't very open about their sex lives, that's pretty intrusive. I'm not one of them, but it's not hard to understand why it's not always a welcome question. Also the way the question is worded completely ignores the whole point of gay relationships, not to mention it's pretty sexist.
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>>5495463
I agree.
Who walks up to straight couples and says "oh, you guys are dating? Do you ride his cock or does he pork you?"
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>>5493071
>implying that's not true...
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>>5494961
I had a similar experience last winter.
>at a bar with a couple friends
>go out for a smoke
>no one else out there
>girl comes out after I get a pipe ready to go
>asks if I have a light
>light a match and get her cigarette going before I light my pipe
>we start talking a bit, hit it off
>finish smoking, go back in, she joins me at the bar, we talk a bit
>later we're out smoking again and she asks me if I want to go back to her place
>mention I'd ask my friends if they'd want to head out too
>"No, just you, and me."
>seduction eyes
>"Oh, I'm gay."
>silence for a minute
>throws her cigarette in the ashtray and stomps off
>lol_okay.jpg
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>>5495463

it's very rare for open same sex couples not to be open about they sex lives desu
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>>5493098
>be in two girl relationship
>both of us like to cuddle in either male or female position
>I work on our cars and do the handyman stuff around the house majority of the time
>I usually drive when we go to places together
>I give her my coat/flannel/whatever when it's cold
>she tells off mean people and is much more aggressive than me
>we take turns cooking and cleaning
>I tend to handle the bills
>I get depression and lack confidence, she's the opposite

Straight people can't comprehend a relationship with blended gender roles
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>>5495726
>Straight people can't comprehend a relationship with blended gender roles
It's especially weird nowadays since a lot of guys in straight relationship do household chores and a lot of girls have their own career and stuff. Yet that's still one of the most common questions people ask gay couples.
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>>5493029
>"it doesn't make sense to oppose gay marriage if you're gay!"
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>>5495676

so glad i'm bi bi bi (not just another player in a game for two)
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>>5495778

It's still common to say a het guy who does chores is "whipped" or the woman is "wearing the pants"
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>>5493199
This so much.
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>>5493098
>>So who's the man/woman in the relationship?

>closestgay
>former friend of mine is actually gay too
>marries his bf
>mom: I wonder who is the man and who is the woman in this relationship. I don't quite understand


did anyone of you have parents like that? she is by no means homophobic or anything I just think she doesn't quite understand that two men are two men (although those two are flamboyant faggots, so who knows)
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>>5494961
She just salty as fuck anon
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>>5497242

my dad thinks gay men go out of their way to hurt and abuse children :/
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>>5497242
I don't get why people are so upset over this question really. All she's wanting to know is who is the active partner and who is the passive partner. In her experience she is the passive partner and your dad is the active one, so naturally she wonders how this translates into their relationship she's just uninformed on the nomenclature
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>>5498286
This. Most straight people don't think about faggots and cannot comprehend the lack of passive/active rolls in a relationship
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>>5495792
>"it doesn't make sense to oppose gay marriage if you're gay!"
please explain
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>>5497242
I have a couple of gay friends who are dating. My mom makes comments on how they're basically girls, even when what I'm saying about either of them has nothing to do with the gay thing. I like to think she's kidding but she has trouble with the phrase "her wife" in regards to the lesbian she works with. It's weird.
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>>5498286
Oh, I didn't think about it this way. I wouldn't say that I'm upset about this question, it's just that I don't understand it. But yours makes sense.
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>>5493169
>Bisexuals don't exist
>captcha related
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>>5498286
People get upset with it because of the connotations with "who is the man/woman" with regards to the typical breeder relationship. I.E., people don't like the fact the stereotypical gender roleS associated to the statement BEYOND what occurs in the bed. Sure it is innocent if you consider it a statement inquiring about fucking, but I think some feel it a statement way beyond just that, especially if you consider that most homo relationships are far more egalitarian than hetero ones.

There is also a cheeky connotation to it as well, as you are gay because your partner isn't a man or woman.

All and all though, it's harmless and it shouldn't upset anyone. Is it a stupid question breeders ask? Absolutely. And is that the purpose of the thread? Yup.
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>>5498406
No, see that's the way you interpret that question because you think relationships are about what happens in the bedroom. As I already said they are just trying to understand the active vs passive roles of a relationship that they are used to.
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The myth that gay man have more HIV.
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>pansexual? u fuk kitchenware lololol
>ur either a man or a woman
>u need dysphoria to be trans
>demisexual is just normal!
>ur just a tomboy (proceeds to invalidate identity)
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>>5498997
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>>5493029
>implying homosexuality isn't population control through mental illness and stds
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>>5494157
>implying gays/lesbians don't molest more kids than straight people

http://www.bpnews.net/11002/homosexuals-more-likely-to-molest-kids-study-reports
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>>5498997
>pansexual? u fuk kitchenware lololol
Pansexual is just special snowflake bisexuality. There is no discernable difference.
>ur either a man or a woman
Yeah pretty much. We're a sexually dimorphic species there are only two sets of physical attributes to go off of.
>u need dysphoria to be trans
Yes. I feel like you're trolling hard right now, do you even know what this thread is about?
>demisexual is just normal!
For the most part yes. Not every needs to like someone before they fuck. This doesn't mean you need to use some made up bull shit label to buy you extra special snowflake points.
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>>5499056
>ugh you snowflakes with your special labels!
>I am homosexual male this is my friend heterosexual male and bisexual female
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>>5498392
>not having image select captcha
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>says anything LGBT related

>"lol fag! go baack to TUMBLR."
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>>5493199
Thanks. I agree with you 100%. So annoying.
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>>5495430
I don't really care enough to educate some dip shit about why I like penes.
By the way, penes is the plural for penis.I swear to god.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/penis
It's pronounced like "pee-neez"
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>Oh, right, That's cool. Hey, by the way, a few of the guys are going to play some footy in the park this weekend. Do you wanna come?
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>>5498302

It's pretty simple.

An active roll is when you do the roll yourself.

A passive roll is one the DM does for you.
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>"I'm proud of you and I accept you the way you are"
>said loudly in public so everyone can hear it, often by people who never even regarded your existence before
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>>5495676
underrated post
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>>5495676
I would have fucked her just to horde happiness and to stroke my ego, also it would be a good gym exercise.
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>>5493029
>"Who molested you?" [-] "Okay I believe you, but if you ever want to talk..."
>"Maybe you just haven't met the right girl."
>"Really; but you don't sound gay."
>"Ooooooh, that's why you chose to not believe in God."
>"Gay sex is pointless"
>"Homosexuals never have truly loving relationships between each other. It's just lust and sin."
>"So she started squirting this weird clearish stuff outa her cunt when I pulled out, it was like she wet herself, so fucking hot. What'd you do this weekend anon?" [Tell co-worker I went to dinner and a movie with a guy on a first date, say it was nice and I want to take it slow to see where it goes] "Dude, I don't want to hear about you doing gay stuff. Do whatever you wanna do bro, I'm not gonna judge, but don't tell me gross things like that. You gotta define yourself in ways other than your sexuality, ya know be mature and shit grow as human being? Oh yeah that reminds me, so then I shoved my face in her snatch..."
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I never came across anything too stupid. One drunk guy kept bro-fisting and high-fiving me because he was virtue signaling to this progressive chick I was having a conversation with. It was more amusing than anything. I tried to help him out by bullshitting about how rare it is to meet a straight guy who is openly supportive of lgbt people, but I don't think she cared.
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>>5493029
Most "gay" people aren't actually gay. There are only a small minority of actual gay people and the rest are like the people on this board. Sad people who pretend to be gay/trans/whatever to be different because they are sad loners who never got enough attention.
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>"So she started squirting this weird clearish stuff outa her cunt when I pulled out, it was like she wet herself, so fucking hot. What'd you do this weekend anon?" [Tell co-worker I went to dinner and a movie with a guy on a first date, say it was nice and I want to take it slow to see where it goes] "Dude, I don't want to hear about you doing gay stuff. Do whatever you wanna do bro, I'm not gonna judge, but don't tell me gross things like that. You gotta define yourself in ways other than your sexuality, ya know be mature and shit grow as human being? Oh yeah that reminds me, so then I shoved my face in her snatch..."

Straight men are awesome like that, I love it when they go into details about their sex life and talk about how big their dick is. Then I'll try to act straight and say I like to fucks girls in the pussy too. One time me and some co-workers were doing witch one would you fuck and how, then I asked for how much money would you suck a dick, one of them said "I ain't into that shit" and they looked at me like I was some faggot. Pretty embarrassing for a "straight guy"...
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>>5494992
same ;_;
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I can't think of anythings most straights say that hasn't been already said in this thread, but the two most amazing arguments I've heard about lgbt stuff came from my parents. They were my mom arguing that it's bad for straight couples to have anal sex because that's the gay peoples sex and my dad getting pissed at her for it, and then another time where my dad was arguing that transwomen who aren't attracted to men aren't trutrans while my mother argued back that straight transwomen were just really gay men and only lesbian trans women were really trans.

My parents have a lot of heated discussions about things they don't understand and it's weirdly adorable.
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>>5504116
no no that's tumblr
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>you're reinforcing sexist stereotypes by wearing makeup and dressing feminine
>you erase women's stories and appropriate their struggle by saying your one
>you're not a woman because you weren't raised as one
>you're only dysphoric because of gender roles and stereotypes, if we got rid of them, you wouldn't have dysphoria anymore
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>>5504282
That's feminazis, not real people.
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>>5504282
Yeah, but that's all true.
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why not just quote /pol/?

>I'd literally rather go gay. hory shet.
>Give me a single reason why this creature does not have to be put up against the wall and shot
>WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT AND WHY IS IN MY COUNTRY
>KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
>my how i wish i could end their misery.
>I had a boner but not anymore.
>You gotta be PC, bro. Come on bro It's 2016
>people claim that this isn't a mental illness
>This thing, and countless other monstrosities, is living in my city. Give me a sword.
>I hope his parents died before having to see the abomination their son had become
>2016 : This tranny is seen as an ideal sex object and not degenerate. If I fucked it, I would be lauded as open-minded and progressive
>I find her sad. When she commits suicide and she will. Or dies from treatment. Sjw will just add her to the numbers of trans people who died because of the goddamn patriarchy.

at a very unpassable trans woman
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>>5504503
Give link or pic of said tranny.
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>>5504434
Go away Mr.AGP radfem man.
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>>5504510
>>>/pol/60209418
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>>5505130
Holy fuck, I am so glad I was born in the 90's.
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>>5504046
lmao do u live in the bible belt or some shit
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>>5505130

this is why trannies need to disappear tbqh
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>>5505152
>lmao do u live in the bible belt or some shit
Sort of, yeah, Huntington Beach Orange County California. It's like southern California's containment city for middle class social conservatives. I actually refer to it as "the beach front bible belt."

e.g.
-I live within walking distance of the guy that wrote the "Sodomite Suppression Act."
-We have a long rich culture of neo-nazi storm fags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJK5C1yAwY /
-Our main street is a favorite haunt of the famous young earth cretinist and "Audacity" creator Ray Comfort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVl9-Pxzkrk


I'm convinced West Hollywood, North Park Sandiego and San Francisco are LGBT meccas mostly because of how fucking nuts my neighbors are.
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>>5495792
I am bi and I am opposed to marriage anyway. If you want to be with someone, just be with them without dragging the government into it.
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>>5505130
Alright, which one of you uncle tom faggots was it?
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>>5493029
>"Hurrr hurrrrrrrbr, so who's the woman in the relationship?"
We are literally two men in a relationship, we are both the man. How fucking hard is that for autistic fag-hags to understand? Also, that's intrusive as fuck anyway desu. Like, I don't ask you if you fuck your bf with a strap on.
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>>5504116
>I want attention
>posts on anonymous imageboard
makes sense
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>being gay is due to a traumatic relationship with your mother
as said by my mother
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>>5499053
>http://www.bpnews.net/11002/homosexuals-more-likely-to-molest-kids-study-reports

>Baptist Press

I came here to laugh at you
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>>5504282
>The LGBT community back stabbed feminism when the gay community promoted the narrative that sex is violent and dominating.
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>>5493303
literally /pol/
ironically, im pretty conservative but conservatives push me away for being a homo
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>>5505240

Audacity like the music software? didn't know that
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>"Couldn't you just be a lesbian?"

I'm FTM, and like guys...
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>>5493169
>>Bisexuals are all liars/in denial/using it as an excuse/don't exist
I've heard this more than lesbians and gay guys than straight people. only a few straight people have jokingly said, "yeah that fits, you do want it all you greedy bastard."
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>>5494961
>coworker didn't know you're gay and wanted to hit it up.
>you explain you're gay.
>oh okay as long as you're happy
> The fuck is wrong with that bitch

Stop being a bitter bitch. you basically shut down conversation from the sound of it instead of saying something to at least end the conversation in a polite matter so she said something to show she aknowledge your comment and end the awkward conversation.

Not trying to be an ass, but you seem to have taken it for more than what it was.
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>>5494992
so you're getting butthurt over nothing?

>>5495676
not saying you are, but are you flirty? or did she perhaps mistake something as flirting with her? either way the way she handled the rejection is shitty; I'm just trying to figure out why she acted that way.

>>5498523
do you have a source showing it isn't that way (in first world countries, not in africa in places that believe having sex with a virgin will cure it.)

>>5502951
they literally just said to educate her that you are gay, not why you are.

>>5502959
treating you like a normal person?

>>5502968
topkek xD though passive roll in a lot of d&d/pathfinder games is your score+10 isn't it?

>>5504046
I highly doubt that last one to be true.

>>5505265
because marriage is better for raising children? If you don't want to get married that's cool; that's for you and your partner(s) to decide.
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>>5505628
Nope, inane evangelical christian propaganda. The film's message is for Christians to be pushy proselytizing assholes to gays and lesbians, cuz we might go to hell if they don't convince us to stop being gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2WqiFDKAok
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>>5505397
Is that webcomic actually famous? I dropped it years ago
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>>5499053
>baptist press
Huehuehuehue
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>>5505761
>I highly doubt that last one to be true.
I took that to be an exaggeration of what some straight guys do. When they talk about chicks with each other they're all like "hell yeah I'd eat that pussy like I have a disease and the antidote is inside the pussy" but when they confront gay stuff they react hypocritically.
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>>5506003
alright I can see that then, considering I'm the type that doesn't really speak of my sex life with co-workers or friends; though when I worked in a grocery story a few years back the people literally only talked about sex, who they wanted to fuck and stuff like that. As a bi male I openly said shit about hot guys, and some of them would say shit like, "dude I ain't gay." or "Did you just call me gay asshole? I'll fucking knock you out." (As a troll I started calling him gay more often because he was just a bitch trying to act alpha.) Though the reason they are probably against this kind of stuff is the straight to gay ratio is really low it was 5 straight guys to 1-2 bi guys. though I don't know if the other guy was bi, or just talked about the stuff to try to make me feel more comfortable.
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>>5505761

>>>5494992
>so you're getting butthurt over nothing?

It's not butthurt I'm just getting really sad.
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>>5506056
The conversation was at a Blockbuster, minimum wage, nothing to do but talk with each other about everything and nothing or go insane.

I slightly exaggerated the raunchiness and compressed a 20 minute conversation into a fraction of a green post for the sake of brevity and wit. The details are all there as I remember them though.

The guy I was talking to was a braggart, but to his credit the next shift we had together he offered an apology for being a hypocrite (pretty sure the assistant manager lectured him on it though). After that he still would talk to any guy that would listen to him about his sexual encounters, but he hushed up whenever I was around.
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>>5506089
you're getting sad over the fact that you look like a girl. IDK if you're a guy or a girl, but if someone looks like a girl I act like they're a female until they say otherwise. it shouldn't be something you get sad over, and if you do then just dress differently, cut your hair differently, and maybe try to talk differently.
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>>5506170
I feel like that's what most minimum wages jobs entail, though I worked with the stock overnight so after we broke down the load we weren't really able to talk much except on lunch, which I tried to time with the cooler people, or to be alone. the other guys would sometimes force everyone to wear a walkie talkie to act more official and to find cute/sexy girls easier, and forgetting they were straight I'd sometimes accidentally send them to look at a hot guy, XD tell them idk where she went she was just there.

but damn dude, that guy sounds annoying A.F. Though in all likelihood half of it was probably a lie.
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>>5493029
>your gay? what next, you wanna be a girl?
ummm NO
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>I'm grieving over you
(after coming out as trans)
Thanks mom, I'm still here ya fuckwit
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>>5505971
yea its how i got my 1k clairepics
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"What made you decide to become gay?"
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>>5505397
actually thanks to epigenetics we know that a traumatic event experienced the the grandmother increases the odds of becoming gay.
It could be an archaic mecanism created by evolution so that in dire times the population would be naturallycontrolled by making some people unattracted to the opposite sex.
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>>5493029
>I won't watch Brokeback Mountain
>Why?
>I'm not gay

I feel like I should start saying I can't watch pretty much anything ever made then because I'm not straight but that's stupid
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>>5510352

>tfw straight guys think watching anime will turn them gay because the guys look to girly
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the worst shit I heard was from my parents. they kept telling me homosexuals would try to force themselves on me or abduct me if I spent too much time on my own instead of around my family.
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>you want to be a girl/boy
What I want has nothing to do with it. I want to be normal but it seems that's not going to happen.
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>>5505664
>oh okay as long as you're happy
That's not even what she said, you autistic cunt. She was being sarcastic.
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>>5511246
>whatever makes you happy!
>oh okay as long as you're happy!
You didn't say it was in a sarcastic voice, which makes it appear that you were a salty bitch over someone saying something nice; so go fuck yourself you aspergers diagnostic limp noodle.
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>>5511331
>You didn't say it was in a sarcastic voice
I said she was patronizing. That was enough to know she's being a bitch.
...I think you have poor reading comprehension.
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>>5511360
>Thought that was a patronizing thing to say.
Bitch you're retarded and bitter it looks like.

You can't even remember what you, yourself posted. or be bothered enough to check it.
if you're gonna troll go back to /b/ faggot.
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>>5510948
Fucking this. I don't want to be trans. I wish I was a normie and didn't have to worry about any of this shit. I tried to deny it away for like 14 years and all it did was fuck my life up.

>Why would you want to MUTILATE yourself???
>Being trans is like wanting to cut off a perfectly healthy arm or leg!
>I thought you were doing the hormone thing - you still want surgery, too?
MOTHER I CANNOT MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
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>So you're seriously gay? Why?
>Like not joking, for real?
>You don't even look gay

Even worse just happened today when my friend slipped that I'm gay to his female coworker
>Oh my god, you're gay?!
>You found another one for me! (to friend that introduced us)
>Well if I ever can't decide what shoes to wear I'll know who to ask

Fucking faghags
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>>5494157
gay eagle scout here;

fuck you
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>>5513861
Last I heard the scouts were now allowing openly gay scouts and leaders. Or did the Mormon's get their way again, and shove all the gay scouts back into the closet or out of the scouts entirely?
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>>5513981
i was a gay scout. I know there were gay leaders


I don't fucking care. Cream rises. That is the truth.
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>>5510142
source plz
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>>5514121
>>5513981
Cream does indeed rise. So glad i wasn't born a woman (or a gay woman lol).
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>>5493029
There's a guy on /pol in an absolute rage right now
>Fags want to make everyone gay
>They all want to get AIDS and spread it to their unknowing wives
Hilarious
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>>5493071
>implying that's not true
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>"so when did you choose to be transsexual"
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>>5504282
>tfw my therapist believes and always tells me the last one

and she's the head therapist for intensive LGBT group therapy. She's fantastic but sometimes says things like this. I think she may be right to some extent though
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>Hey Anon, Anon, Anahh*arp* hey. That guy; that one, the one over there. The faggot grabbing his coat. The one that turned me down. He's gay right!? I think he has got to be gay, because what straight guy would ever turn me down? So how'd you guys tell *hic*, you can tell when another guy's gay, so tell me.
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for me honestly it's when being gay is like the only subject of the conversation
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>>5515796

once saw a dude get kicked out of a pub for yelling at a guy calling him a faggot and telling him he should die of aids for sucking dicks

interesting night
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>>5513981

It was a debate in the 90s and mid 2000s because back then they didn't. Now they do. There was a lot of ignorant nonsense batted around by people who opposed them allowing gay scout leaders or coaches or whatever the hell the grownups are called.
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>>5498286
Why the hell is it her business who takes it up the ass?
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>>5498286
>top or bottom meme
>even gays falling for this
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>>5498286
because active/passive dominant/submissive meme is perpetuated by patriarchal male dominated society
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>>5495794
Embarrassed at how hard I chuckled at this
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>>5493194
Jesus Christ I hate them too.

The other night the guy I've been in love with for a year now was was pretty tipsy and started talking to me about life and I decided to make a move and kiss him. Some fat ugly looking bitch noticed and came over and said that it was cute but she'll take care of him now. And took him away and fucked him in the bedroom I later found out.

Jesus I felt so ashamed
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>they're gay but they're nice :)
>I wish my bf was gay then he'd have some fashion sense!
>I hope my son is gay so that we can go shopping together!
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>>5524917
how horrifying
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>>5493029
>you deserve rights
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>>5494961
I have something similar at work
>anon you're a handsome guy, why don't you have a gf yet?
>hey anon, wanna help show my daughter around school (when I was in HS, my coworker tried to make me dare her daughter)
And the best of all
>anon, if you acted more gay your sales numbers would be bettet
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>>5493199

i hate when people call someone brave or strong for being sick... dealing with health issues isn't brave, you just don't have a choice when you have them...
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>>5524927
Similarly when I'm with my straight guy friends
>he's gay but he's cool
>he won't hit on you, promise
>gay guys are like the ultimate wingmen bro
>he'll teach you how to dress up for the chicks dude
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>>5524927
literally no one wishes their son was gay besides an astronomically low amount of tumblrinas
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>>5498997
B A I T
A
I
T
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>>5524917
>getting cucked by a fucking woman
ahahaAHAHAHAHAhaha.
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>but anon, how can you be a conservative when you're gay?
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>>5493597
Literally fuck off.
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FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE HANGED
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>>5502916
THIS. /POL/ IS FUCKING NUT SHELL
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>>5525294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSXvb5LFoK4
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>>5510898
>Kek
But that makes no sense
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>>5525441
make it mac tonight, brother.
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>>5525124
How is that annoying?
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>>5524917
That horrible cunt, I feel so sorry for you, I can't even imagine how you feel right now. This kinda stuff would be enough to turn me into a mgtow supporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
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>>5525441
Saint Pepsi! Is it popular on 4chan?
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>>5525455
This isn't saint pepsi, it's moonman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZF8s7XhBNQ

but yeah, saint pepsi is relatively known on here.
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>>5524917
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>>5524917
>Some fat ugly looking bitch

Fuck. The same thing happened to me.

I was at a party with a guy I had the biggest crush for months before that, and we were both kinda drunk and getting flirty with each other -in a 'jockingly' way-

We were sitting on a couch just talking and flirting a little and then out of nowhere a fat bitch came out and started talking to him. He was drunk enough to be interested.

The following day he texted me
>dude, never let me drink again. That fat bitch almost broke my back.

I almost cried
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>>5495794
I need a label for my sexuality where I'm attracted to all genders but no people BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE.
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>>5498266
I literally cannot understand the level of stupidity or self-repression needed to be this close minded. Sometimes I wonder if I was just one of many people not born slightly mentally retarded and able to understand these basic concepts of human behaviour.

I can't think of any other explanation.
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>>5505177
People get crazy mad about this but how is this worse than those disgusting old men that don't wash, drink all day and grab at young women in bars/ openly make racist comments? Because there are thousands of those.
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>>5505265
I'm bi and I'm divorced and pretty disillusioned about long term relationships but being opposed is a bit far. Don't push your views on relationships on other people. Other people's marriage doesn't really affect you desu.
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>>5511360
Jesus you're autistic.
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>>5527658

Edgy.
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>>5525460

Vaporwave is very popular among LGBTs. Probably because of all of its Disco influences.
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>>5527927
That's it. I have found my true identity. I am an edgesexual
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>>5493169
>can I watch
ayylmao
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