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>>5479766
H i g h T e s t L e g s
>>5481414
It's not like I'm a stranger to relationships of convenience or anything.
I became friends with him because his dad would be useful for furthering my connections. Then we became fwb. Now I'm not really sure what we are or what he thinks of this. Either way, I'm not sure I want it to stop.
Would you fugg my favourite dota 2 streamer, gaygen?
>>5481450
purge sucks, learn russian and watch a patrician strim
>>5481437
>cement vinyl weights
>>5481437
>tfw nobody takes creepshots of me in the gym
one day...
>>5481450
Looks like a squealer.
>>5481457
I gave this gentlemen the honor. Post your pic, senpai, I will spread it, I swear.
>>5481437
>tfw taking jiu-jitsu classes
>tfw everyone is really attractive but could also effortlessly rip my head off without trying
>also everyone is married and straight
>>5481437
there we go much better
how do you stop being obsessed with a guy?
had two dates with this guy (my first dates ever) and it was just fucking beautiful. all I can think about is him.
he never contacts me though and when I do so I only get one-liners.
I mean, I know it's probably pretty weird, that I'm already that much into him, but I kinda get the feeling that he's not really interested (what is exactly the opposite of what I felt during the dates) and have the suspicious, that me being kinda obsessed is the reason for me to imagine this.
I think he may just not be a texting guy, but I also don't want to be too pushy with additional dates. I'm also scared, that I'm being played because I didn't get around a lot in my life and don't know shit.
is it somewhat normal to feel this way about dating when you're new to it? because it fucking sucks.
>>5481466
Actually
you are right
>>5481472
also *cringe*
>>5481471
It does suck and it would be better if it didn't happen (I envy those sane people who don't get obsessed easily). But it happens. It's really shitty that he doesn't seem too eager to talk with you, but there's not much you can do about it, I guess.
I think that the best thing you can do is to try to keep your mind busy with other stuff, so you don't think about him as much. Not thinking about something is difficult, though.
>>5481476
yeah I was thinking that
what are thooooooose
>mfw new deadlift pr 110kg x 5
>mfw my squat pr is 107.5kgx5 highbar
something is wrong
>>5481480
the hardest part is to not contact him all the time. I don't want him to see what a looner I am just yet.
it's not even that I want to control him or push myself into his life or anything, I'm just kinda addicted.
>>5481482
toe shoes they apparently help balance and perform better than a shoe, but there's no actual evidence of this and people look like idiots. Like the restrictive masks that make you look like Bane from batman.
>>5481483
shouldn't you be doing more reps for leg workouts?
>>5481494
lol the altitude masks?
what a ripoff
>>5481494
some guy in my gym wears this every day doing stupid exercises. he only wants attention pretending he's training for competition when all he really does is crossfitness and zumba classes.
>>5481494
they look comfy though
but I never wore anything like that so I couldn't know
>>5481495
not if im training for strength
>>5481496
>>5481498
Exactly you look like a moron wearing those. It was invented for olympic athletes who can't afford move to the mountains for lung capacity training, not for the average dope in a gym.
but you know - capitalism at it's best
>>5481445
so you were using him and now you caught feels?
>>5481494
>white people
>>5481513
arent you white
>>5481496
Is it weird that I think there's something weirdly arousing about those masks?
>>5481514
guess again sugah
>>5481506
naaaah, it's fine for endurance training, they just look dumb. you dun need them though b/c you could just marathon train if you really wanted to go that far
>>5481520
don't confuse them with this.
one is because the person is an attention whore and the other is because they are mentally ill
can you tell which is which?
>>5481520
I was thinking the same thing.
>>5481511
To be fair, we were both using each other from the start. But we spent New Years Eve snacking on really fancy cheese, drinking tons of champagne and watching the ball drop instead of going out and getting blind drunk like we usually do together.
Somehow it feels like things have changed from what they used to be. I wonder if he feels that way, too.
lol some thirsty gay teen from tinder just sent me a video of himself showing off his ass and dick.
I haven't spoken to him in months.
The thirst is real for my cawk
>>5481524
>that would be extremely painful
Jesus fucking Christ
>>5481553
if this behavior is atypical to both of you I'd ask if he enjoyed your night.
if he says so, it's probably because he spend it with you.
you actually have a pretty good situation to get some insight tbhfam.
>>5481555
Your weener probably isn't shit
It's probably your pecs
Do you guys play any instruments besides the skin flute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNYfM0ovwug
>>5481594
I play the regular flute funnily enough.
>>5481594
I whistle like a god if that counts.
a guy I used to date played the violin. it was really lovely. too bad he was crazy.
>>5481600
I still say funnily shouldn't be a real word it sounds way to weird.
>>5481594
I play the guitar. should've gone with the piano
>>5481594
cello, piano, voice, drums, bellyre
all at grade 4 or 5. I usually get bored after that and stop practising
>Plays instruments
Red flag.
>>5481594
The saxophone, of course.
jk jk
I play piano. A little. I'm still learning. I still have a lot to learn.
And some guitar, too. Well, I'm that guy who just learned a bunch of chords and screws up with them. Luckilly, it seems that most songs use pretty much the same chords or chord progressions.
>>5481618
isnt violin like fashion models' #1 hobby after bulimia +.self harm?
>>5481572
I texted him and told him that I had fun. He said he did too. I'm kind of tempted to suggest that we do it again.
Don't get me wrong, we Netflix and chill a lot. But that was definitely a time when we would have normally gone out and partied. Except we stayed it. He even let me kiss him when the ball dropped.
>>5481632
>kiss him when the ball dropped
Shit I forgot that's something people do
>tfw
does anyone in here like nicki minaj?
>>5481594
I play the Saxophone and clarinet. Sad to grade 8+. Clarinet to grade 4 ish
>>5481643
ambivalent
i dont like her music but i dont hate her as a person or anything
vaporwave 4 lyfe
Am I allowed to stay here even though I'm a straight black male?
>>5481594
Besides those shitty plastic recorders they gave us in middle school? I know how to play the piano, that's about it.
>>5481432
creepshots are so creepy
>>5481165
i totally see it
>>5481180
that's
not even remotely me
that's silentprotagonist
>>5481520
>>5481527
those bane masks are a p common fetish item too, friend
>>5481594
i played viola for about ten years, but it's been a very long time so idk if i could even read music atm
>>5481632
say, that you really enjoyed your night and that this did something to you. suggest a real date.
really, you'd regret it if you won't ask him out, because quite frankly it sounds a lot like you really want to date him.
letting this opportunity pass sounds like the worst case scenario to me.
what else could happen? the fwb could become awkward and eventually end, but in comparison to a relationship this seems like a minor letdown to me.
>>5481626
>Violin
I don't understand the joke here. Is there one?
>>5481636
None of your business, queer.
>French horn
Would beat you up for all your lunch money, then give you a wedgie in front of the cheerleaders.
>>5481641
It's incredibly cheesy, I know. But it was fun.
>>5481665
>what else could happen? the fwb could become awkward and eventually end, but in comparison to a relationship this seems like a minor letdown to me.
Yeah, you have a point. I should ask him on a proper date and see what he does. I really like his company, either way.
>>5481662
>those bane masks are a p common fetish item too, friend
Really? Where do I get one?
It'd make a great costume, if I'm ever bulking during halloween.
>>5481700
You are a terrible thing.
>>5481721
sporting goods stores, i think
they're supposed to be athletic gear or something
>>5481726
Ah. I though you were talking about bane masks not. The goofy altitude training masks.
>>5481700
>talking shit on horn
pic related
>>5481706
It's cheesy but it's cute as fuck and I'm jealous
>>5481722
I'm lovely.
>>5481747
Dweeb.
Thread is dead. Someone post butt.
>>5481786
>>5481789
dem leg hairs, but I can tell he doesn't have a beard, disgraceful to be that hairy without a beard.
>>5481789
who this god
>>5481793
He's smooth everywhere else. He just has ridickulus leg hair.
>>5481793
>
>>5481814
now that's what i'm talking about
Strewth, lads. I just found an ant in my room.
>>5481814
>That donald trump hair.
Any brasileiro here?
I need help with meu português, por favor :c
date on tuesday :3
>>5482065
nice senpai, have fun and fuck him good.
>>5482065
Date tomorrow, this is a good start for the new year.
I wish you luck anon.
>>5482065
Fuck you.
>>5482229
n-não, por favor
Eu sou um bom menino :3
>>5482239
Be my date. You lil aussie cunt.
I absolutely hate this place, but I just got gay feels. And no place to vent about them.
>>5481883
eu posso te ajudar psh (pra ser honesto)
>>5481463
Doesn't mean at least one of them wouldn't throw you in a chokehold and wreck that bussy.
>>5482276
Australia has some nice guys...
So I've heard.
>>5481594
Used to play play piano, flute, trumpet. Then I decided I liked drugs more.
Now that I'm done with that shit I picked up a guitar. Gonna get back into music this year.
I could never date a guy who can't play all the Hungarian Rhapsodies on the piano. Maybe this is why I'm still single
>>5482316
>Hungarian Rhapsodies
>Franz Liszt
Very good taste desu
Pls be bf
>>5482276
You'll have to rescue me. I've been locked in a tower, guarded by many trials and tribulations.
bump n hump
>>5482316
My hands are literally too small for that to be possible. Lizt had some serious monsterhands.
>>5481432
I'm straight and I have questions about standards of attractiveness and what makes a male attractive but I am scared
>>5482392
just fucking ask stannis
>>5482297
Give me your skype :3
>>5482392
Well it depends obviously. Some people like big hairy dudes, other small smooth twinks. What about you? Which do you find more 'objectively' attractive?
>>5482475
6C, anything thing else is objectively worse. Also why are those twins getting married?
>>5482392
Lets see here:
confident yet kind
sogical yet romantic
hairy yet trimmed
beardly yet groomed
muscular but not monstrous
big but not giant
fit but not obsessed
fatherly and not pedophile
healthy and not drug/alcohol abusive
humorous but serious at times
loving and not self destructive
At least for me this is what I look for in my partner
>>5482508
logical yet romantic* is what it's meant to say
>>5482508
>big but not giant
WHAT ARE WE MANLETS SUPPOSED TO DO?
There are also guys who like slim guys.
>>5482519
Are you a manlet that likes slim guys?
Why are you so rare?
>>5482519
lift weights. you can't really fix height naturally, but being a beefy little guy is still considered big in my book
>>5480944
He became a supreme gentleman
guess who :)
>>5482556
It's what the average guy should be like, but no one can be perfect I guess. Even though my husband is all of those things, so it can't be too hard to find a guy with all those attributes.
>>5482604
BANE?
>>5482628
hey hon that hair is laid girls
>>5482617
Eh, for me they either have the correct personality traits or the correct physical traits, but rarely both.
But I've learnt that there is beauty in imperfection as well, and it has made dating a lot easier and enjoyable.
http://hairyfillus.tumblr.com/archive
>>5482663
aaaand this is how my no fap 2016 fails
I'm feeling good about myself for a change
>>5482699
why
>Get off bike after biking home
>Feel cold buttcheeks rubbing eachother
>Start imagining a warm Dick between them
Just slut things
>>5482673
>falling for a reddit meme
>>5482708
Where are you from?
>>5482630
Pretty sure that's an Aussie.
>>5482699
Fag.
The fuck is a brony, gaygen?
>>5482705
a year and a half back I got diagnosed with a whole lot of shit after going to a doctor when I was wanting to turn my life around
>liver inflammation (hepatitis B)
>almost-turned-chronic pneumonia from smoking
>skin cancer, possibly from smoking too
last thursday the last of them, a cancer cell from the back of my neck and another one just below my waistline, were successfully removed
>>5482737
T e x a s
E
X
A
S
So yeah not really that cold just comfy chilly sweater weather
>>5482752
The fuck is this shit and how is it like being gay? I'm so damn confused.
>>5482753
Stay strong anon
Don't forget that you are not invincible tho
>>5482765
it has nothing to do with being gay
bronies are grown up men who like my little pony a lot
aka paedophiles
>>5482765
The art style of the show is so "20th century stereotypical girly" that straight homophobe guys stay away from it. Straight girls like it i guess.
Ends up being a predominantly lgbt fandom.
>>5482784
Sounds weird as fuck. I was talking to this guy at a New Years Eve party. He was bitching about girls and when I told him I was gay and couldn't really relate he was like "Oh. I'm a brony." and then started acting like it was kind of the same thing. He said something about how he got shit on a lot for it and tried to make a parallel with gays being hated by homophobes.
I figured it was some kind of otherkin thing or had to do with sexuality. But he just likes cartoons? That's weird as fuck.
>>5482823
>had to do with sexuality
well, it wouldn't surprise me if he jacked off to my little pony porn.
>>5482823
yeah hes a creepy autist
stay away or people will think you are a brony too
>>5482791
>20th century stereotypical girly
you mean feminine?
big cunty bulldykes aren't girly, bro
>>5482392
>I'm straight and...
Nobody cares go home
>>5482766
I feel invincible though, for the first time in my life I am not sickly
I've thought about going swimming ever since my physical therapist ok'd me to do it, maybe I'll do it even though the water is ice cold right now
>>5482833
I try not to shit on people for what they like sexually, but that's kind of weird even to me.
>>5482835
He weird and sort of awkward, but otherwise harmless. He's like a friend of a friend of a friend. He was really into this one chick who was clearly there with her girlfriend, so I spent most of the night trying to keep things from being awkward for them. Either way he had kind of latched on to me for the remainder of the party and I felt too bad to tell him to go.
The only bad thing was that there was this cute guy I kind of wanted to talk to one on one a bit, but the brony didn't get the hint.
>>5482861
I hope you get eaten by the marine life.
>>5482872
well. I hope you have a nice long life with a guy who teaches you to be nice to other people
no one likes a brat you know
oh god i need so many cocks in me it's unreal
>>5482930
iktf
its been too long since the last time I was tore in two.
>>5482930
i need to die so bad its unreal
>>5482930
I need to pee so bad it's unreal
>>5482968
>tfw no boy to pee inside you
>>5482975
OMG, aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?
>>5482975
You called?
im so impatient
I CANT STAND THE WAIT
WHEN WILL I GET MY CUDDLE? WHO ARE YOU?
>>5482981
uhm no, lol
#yolo
>>5483005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G11prumD2pY
posting thread revival butt
>>5482475
oh god 14B is all I want in life
>>5483171
qt and probably rich
fug him
>>5483171
David Icke is on grindr O.o
>>5483174
>qt
really nigga?
Straight men will never know the glorious sexual feeling of being rimmed. We all know women would never do this for their man and the ones who do are ugly whores that no one would want to fuck.
http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rimming_gif_5.gif
>>5481789
>>5482630
>tfw no bf
Also stop hueposting
Gays are inferior to me.
>>5483286
Just jacked off to some SERIOUSLY well made str8 hentai, now i feel guilty
i-im still like 95% gay tho
>>5483348
you're the type of scum that killed the thread
>>5483358
yeah but i mean look at this shit
its professional-quality
http://wetpussygames.com/adult-games/kill-la-kill.html
>>5483381
I don't get assplay, it looks hot in porn but it gives me nothing.
>>5483393
I was talking bore about fingering/fucking
>>5483383
well what do you expect from Zone?
of course it's well made
>>5483401
me too.
>>5483348
I spent the first couple years of puberty jacking off to hentai. The first bit of porn I remember seeing was my brother's DBZ hentai that he'd saved in the "My Documents" folder of our Windows 2000 family computer.
Fond memories.
Who was the worst posters of 2015?
>>5483423
don't live in the past, anon
>>5483423
Asking the wrong question. Who were the best posters of 2015?
It's pretty obvious who the worst ones were.
>>5483442
Why don't you give an actual answer to both of them?
>>5482617
No beard can save that baby face syndrome
>>5483113
>dat muscular back + ass + legs
Goddamn I love men's backsides
>>5483442
All posters were best poster. They're all great in their own way and everyone contributed to the Gaygen-Experience™
I love everyone here.
>>5483510
I actually feel the same way...I can't dislike any of them and the ones I everyone else dislikes I enjoy pretending to dislike.
>>5483494
>tfw have disproportionately strong lower back, legs and glutes
im making it :*
>>5483523
>falling for the SS meme
>>5483534
>falling for the "SS is a meme" meme
Can't get over him.
And by him, I mean the fantasies I've developed of him. I've done nothing intimate with him, nor is he gay in any way, but even after a year of having a conversation with him about my feelings towards him, I still can't shake him off.
>>5483578
been there, anon (still kinda am).
Stay strong
>>5483646
Thanks, Lisaposter.
>>5483578
You've put him on a pedestal. You have to force rational thoughts through the force field of your imagination.
Here is what worked for me.
Thinking rationally about how he reacted and what he said when I confessed my feelings.
Thinking rationally about how he behaved towards me a long time afterwards.
Thinking rationally about his life. How is he treating other people, what are the problems other people have with him, how does he talk to other people, how does he view himself.
Once I started doing that I discovered that it was just someone I was familiar with that I projected fantasies on, he was none of those things. In fact once I started putting all of those things together he was sort of a shitty person and bit by bit the fantasy cracked.
>tfw I found my old history teacher from high school on Scruff.
>tfw he just turned 50 and is a ripe daddy top.
>tfw I thought he looked good 10 years ago and he almost looks the same.
>he remembers me
>I think I may be getting fucked by him.
>you have turned into quite the man.
>Thank you sir
>No problem stud
HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>5483700
You lucky whore
>>5483700
that's literally my fantasy. My history high school teacher was sooo hot, and he had a rockband. Literally any horny teenager fantasy.
>>5483700
I'm very concerned about your extreme thirst. Are you drinking too many salty liquids?
>>5483700
YAAAAAAAASSSSSS GET THAT DICK
>>5483700
Omg! post pics~
>>5481432
I notice the tinyc is dead. y is that
>>5483718
I KNOW I nearly flipped out when I saw him on there a few weeks ago. I had to work up the nerve to message him.
>>5483726
>>5483739
It's a fantasy of mine as well and and never thought I'd fulfill it with him. That dick will be mine.
>>5483733
When I'm thirsty I drink cum
>>5483749
>post pic
Nope, I'm not doing anything to mess with his career.
>>5483756
>mess with his career
crop his face out
>>5483756
I hope you don't get any kidney stones.
>>5483756
screenshot the conversation for us pl0x
>>5483767
girl why you always hatin on somebody
>>5483777
Stone hard balls may be indicative of testicular cancer. I hope you don't catch cancer from his cummies.
>>5483781
What's mean about hoping someone doesn't get kidney stones?
>>5483778
Here is one pic. SCRUFF doesn't allow you to scroll backwards in convos unless you pay.
Hello guys, is my dick okay for me to be verse or is it too small? How important is dick size really?
http://m.imgur.com/n0CpcKz
>>5483858
>http://m.imgur.com/n0CpcKz
you have a good girth and pretty good looking dick
How big is it? As long as its more than 5 I honestly think You're gonna be fine
>>5483853
>Lol
he better be hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k
>>5483853
>all these sirs
You little minx
>>5483858
pic related imo
Also you look like you're 5-5.5" it's not even small-small
>>5483858
Are those qt blond pubes?
>>5483876
Will this help me?
im feeling so slutty and girly today :3
>tfw no masc bf to make me his whorish princess
>>5483884
Yeah, it looks to me like you need like 3 inches just to get past the butt, so I only have 2.5 inches of insertable length.
>>5483916
trip on booger
>>5483916
ME TOO HON OMG
>>5483918
You're thinking this with a technical lens, but what is enough to do this and that isn't going to convince anyone, especially the growing generation that thinks 8 inches is small.
>tfw got so drunk started looking for boys to fuck on r9k and messeged people I haven't talked to in months
>>5483931
I'm going to call him whatever he makes me call him. I'm so fucking horny omg
>tfw said I wasnt going to go on 4chan for a year
>spent the last two hours bullying people
Im just bullying myself mentally at this point. I shouldn't be spending so much time being mean to people ill never meet.
>tfw half twink half muscly/hairy
>everyone assumes im a bottom
life sucks
>>5483934
>tfw got so drunk started looking for boys to fuck on r9k
How?
Very rarely I try to get over there and make things a bit homo, but it never works out.
>>5483967
I start a thread either pushing the gay agenda or anti gay than I just start flirting with everyone.
>>5483976
link thread
>>5483987
Naw
>>5484017
please
Sometimes I go homo in those threads as well
please breh
>>5484025
>dat tummy
Bodies of guys are so much better than girls.
Nice one, bro
>>5484025
Good boy
Where yo treasure trail at tho
>>5484025
oh lord.
Idk what is going on in 2016..
Another hairy beauty, who i talked to on scruff awhile back just asked me to dinner.
>>5483972
I'm still shocked myself
>>5484024
Why don't we just go homo together?
Every thread I ever make on any board ever always becomes an orgy. Talking dirty is the only thing that makes me cum. I never watch porn.
>>5484051
I hope he takes you somewhere fancy, like the Olive Garden, or the Chipotle.
can we stop using gnarly as a positive term? My garden trees keep getting disgusting gnarled branches ruining the aesthetic vision of my garden. I find the implication that gnarly is complimentary is incredibly offencive.
>>5483918
http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg
>tfw I just realized Elliot Rodger had a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo
I just wish he was able to accept his homosexuality and not sperg out over it. He is so deep in the closet holy shit.
>>5484111
Why should I care. Why are people still talking about this loser.
>>5484111
he was not gay just ugly and autistic
>>5484111
>he is so deep in the closet
don't you mean WAS
>>5484111
are you suggesting he would be more successful as a homosexual?
>>5484044
only my bottom half is hairy though...
>>5484111
I still wouldn't fuck him
>implying crazy dick is the best kind of dick
>>5484131
nigga's got gayface yo
>>5484160
>He had that greasy pinched face
yeah he took pretty good care of his skin
>with gross shapeless sausage lips
you mean those nicely formed very kissable lips?
>>5484176
God and look at that weird nose
it's like he combined all the worst features of his ancestors into one ugly package
>>5484176
socially inept retard with massive gayface who went crazy and killed people ... why would I care about someone like that? move on to a new subject that doesn't have to do with crazy losers
>>5484191
>doesn't care
>replies anyways
>>5484202
because I want you to shut up about him
>>5484111
>
>>5482564
is this elliot rodger gen
do guys always get this desperate around new years?
i have 6 guys who seem interested in me rn
that's 6x as many as i normally peak at
>>5484211
people won't shut up about something just because you want it.
stop being a little bitch
>>5484222
people get depressed when a new year starts and they don't have a dick between his cheeks, so they start looking for it
