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/gaygen/

This year, have you already...

...cried?
...jerked off?
...had sex?
...done anything shameful?

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>>5475081
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>...cried?

Yes

>...jerked off?

Yes

>...had sex?

I've never done that and I am 29

>...done anything shameful?

Trolled a transgender IRC channel
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jerked off to furry porn

so 1,2 and 4
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>>5476433
I'm not complaining at all. In fact I'm really fucking deliriously happy about it.

Part of me is just like "What the fuck that's crazy. I never thought anyone would like me enough to want me to live in their house."
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I'm a bottom and I'm in my first relationship (and first time having sex). My boyfriend always calls me female pronouns in bed, is that normal?
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>>5476523

high five for the only good gay porn in existence
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>>5476526
not really

I mean things like 'bitch' are normal I guess, but calling you a girl isn't
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>>5476526
Maybe it's his fetish?

Or maybe he is really wishing you were a girl and will dump you for a real girl or a tranny?

idk, see what other people say. I am a 29 y/o virgin who has never been in a relationship, so my advice is probably useless
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>>5476510
No
Yes
No
N-no..

>>5476526
Bitch, whore, slut and daddy are female pronouns, so yes.
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>>5476526
>My boyfriend always calls me female pronouns in bed, is that normal?
Biscum, not even once.
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>>5476526

if its only during sex, thats hot
if its all the time during nornal everyday stuff, thats worrying

if you really dont like it maybe try communicating to him about it?
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>>5476510
>...cried?
no
>...jerked off?
in progress
>...had sex?
no
>...done anything shameful?
fapping to furry porn right now

Furry porn is like the only good gay porn
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>>5476526
Could just be a dominance thing, the guys that are into my type usually are dominant and i've been called slut, bitch etc as well as just girl, and one guy had a thing for calling me princess

I dont really mind it, it's cute if they're hot ya know?
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>>5476526
I love being submissive so that sounds hawt
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>>5476544

that adam wan one with the 4 horses and 1 stablehand is the best thing ever imo
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>>5476542
he calls me like slut, whore, bitch, little girl, etc
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I hate everybody who says that this is going to be their year.
ITS NOT YOUR YEAR, FUCK!
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>>5476583
Yes it is.
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>>5476583
>tfw 2016 feels no different
>still feels like 2015
>i want to escape 2015 because it was horrible
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>>5476589
NO YOU FAGGOT
YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL AT EVERYTHING IF YOU MAKE IT DEPENDENT ON THE YEAR
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>>5476552

in non-sexual scenarios?

yellow flag. get some selfrespect, man.
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>>5476594
I think you need to make a few changes this year, matey. Let's start with that attitude of yours.
New year, new you!
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>>5476605
no, only sexual situations sorry.
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>>5476583
>ITS NOT YOUR YEAR, FUCK!
Actually it is.
I bought this year.
2016 belongs to me.
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>wake up
>make pepperoni and eggs for breakfast
>boyfriend cuddles me from behind
>burn eggs

A loving way to start 2016. Merry New Year /gg/
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>>5476611
you are very autistic, is my remark
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>>5476612

i mean, how do you feel about it?
i guess thats all that really matters.

>>5476620

cant be arsed with your bullshit today m8. take it somewhere else, will you?
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>>5476630
Fine ill go back to /hm/ for the day, ibne
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>>5476634
and take your shitty, ugly "bf" with you
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>>5476627
I hope you find true happiness this year, is my remark.
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>>5476630
oh i dont mind it at all really, its just my first time having sex and my first boyfriend and i wanted to know if like, it was a common red flag for guys who were secretly straight or something. if its relatively normal its cool
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I have a question. So, people normally go for people at about their attractiveness levels, right?

So if youre a perfect 10 like pic related, how do you even find a partner to match you? it seems like it would be almost impossible with such a small dating pool, even more so if youre gay.
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>>5476646
okay, you're too nice actually.
you always have been to me, even though I'm anonymous.
Disregard of my rudeness towards you :3
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>>5476510
>cried?
no.

>jerked off?
yes.

>had sex?
lol, i am still 19 y/o virgin

>anything shameful?
i jerked off while my friend was playing my ps4
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>>5476647

Well, if you like it I guess its okay. Its not a redflag or anything, but it is an amber flag - something to be aware of, but nothing super serious.

Do you feel incontrol in your relationship? Like, do you think you could get him to stop calling you names if, hypothetically speaking, you wanted to?

>>5476653

>owning a PS4
shameful indeed
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>>5476652
You're welcome.
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>>5476648
>people normally go for people at about their attractiveness levels, right?

not really
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>>5476647
>guys who were secretly straight

that could NEVER be a red flag.

Literally 90% of gay guys' fantasy
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>>5476648
>So if youre a perfect 10 like pic related
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>>5476510
i'm a little ashamed i did a meme drug last night, mdma
wasn't that great either
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hello
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>>5476756

hi

are you gay?
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>>5476756
ITS ME
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>>5476755
>someone bf's friends were high on MDMA last night
one almost passed out, one gave a a nice head massage and introduced himself about 4 times and the last one was just really friendly/high energy
it was a strange evening
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>>5476648
depends. this guy I date is a 10/10 to me, I'm kinda cute, but that's about it. would consider myself a 6/10. I'm just his type apparently.
if you're a 10/10, you probably have to down-date.

>>5476510
no crying. I actually did jerk off before going to bed, because I was horny thinking about the guy I didn't get to have a date with yesterday. if only we met a couple of weeks earlier, we may have had a date and I would have gotten to kiss him for the new year ;_;
no sex, lost my virginity on the 30th last year though, so I guess that's okay. I played video games all day long today, that's rather shameful.
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>>5476526
depends. mine calls me a bitch an belittles me from time to time, but it's only jokes. we call eachother faggots like all the time.
it really depends on your personal dynamic.
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>>5476648
>So if youre a perfect 10 like pic related, how do you even find a partner to match you?
By facing reality, realise you're a 5/10 at best and date other 5/10s
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>tfw no penis in my boipussy
>tfw afraid of meeting strangers online and getting an STD now

H..happy 2016
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>>5476982
I'm clean and I'd fuck you.
Where you at?
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>>5476510
I don't feel shame at all. Did a bunch of drunken shitposting though.
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I saw so much dick today at the gym god is good
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>>5476997
Canada.
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>>5477011
Toronto?
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>>5477005
I hope Jesus burns your perverted eyes out with holy fire.
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>>5477005

what are your lifts?
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>>5477018
Im hungover and smelly
I want to cuddle you
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>>5476510
no
yes
no
yes

>>5476544
kinda... tru...

>>5477005
hallelu
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>>5477018
god is gay though
>>5477025
not damn thing I just run a shit ton
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>>5476510
>/gaygen/
>This year, have you already...
>...cried?
>...jerked off?
>...had sex?
>...done anything shameful?
Cried yes
jerked off no
had sex? not in 20 yrs
anything shameful YES posting on 4chan at 51 yrs old.
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>>5477029
Too bad, I'm saving my cuddles for my one true love.

>>5477037
But he's not a darkie :]
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>>5477041
>51 yrs old
hi babe
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>>5477044
>But he's not a darkie :]
sauce on this
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>>5476648
>So if youre a perfect 10 like pic related, how do you even find a partner to match you? it seems like it would be almost impossible with such a small dating pool, even more so if youre gay.
Perfect ten? nope needs more hair
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>>5477016
Out west.
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>>5477051
>>>5477041 (You)
>>51 yrs old
>hi babe
Dont worry, my minimum age is 35 so you are all safe
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>>5477053
He contacted his son every now and then.
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>>5477044
>one true love

O...but that's me?
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>>5477041
Are you a cute silverback?

Post pic and be judged
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>>5477087
Prove it.
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>>5476869
>high energy
is this the key to Yeb's campaign?
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>>5476648
>So, people normally go for people at about their attractiveness levels, right?

ayy lmao

The only guys I'm interested are older men and usually only 3-5 out of 10s hit me up, when I'm a 7. Men never like dating near their attractiveness levels, they want someone hotter than them.
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>>5477041
>51 years old

H-hey there anon :)
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>This year, have you already...
>...cried?
I don't remember
>...jerked off?
I don't remember
>...had sex?
Nope
>...done anything shameful?
I think not remembering the first two is a but shameful

Good morning gaygen
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>>5477146
Not me, I like going after people slightly less attractive than me, I have jealousy issues with someone hotter and feel like they're always going to leave me.
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>>5477091
>Are you a cute silverback?
>Post pic and be judged
Gray beard fat bastard
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>>5477167
Congrats. You're like the only guy to do this.

>>5477179
Post. Pic.
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>>5477146
I just want someone tbqh...
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>>5477146
I don't know senpai.
I was bothered by how attractive my bf was back when he hit me up. I was really afraid, that he just played me. I would have preferred to date a guy on my level or less.
Well, people tell me, that my bf isn't as attractive as I make him out to be (fuck them, especially you, grandma) and that I'm way more attractive than I think, so there's that, I'm apparently a bad judge when it comes to that.
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>tfw chubby muscular really hairy manlet cub with small penis
>no bf
>mfw on the hunt
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Am I gay if i smoke slims
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>>5477291
No, but you're a girl
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>>5477276
Just make sure you don't have obscenely high standards while being such a low quality person.
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>>5477293
damn really?
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>>5477296
I don't get this picture, is this a slut apologist thing?
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>>5477296
I don't have high standards. Pretty much no STDs. Im a high quality person though and lots of people like me.
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>>5477296
AYYYY LMAO.

This is 100% true tbqh familia. I remember when all these fat hairy ugly dudes hit me up like as if I were in their league.

>>5477272
>Well, people tell me, that my bf isn't as attractive as I make him out to be (fuck them, especially you, grandma) and that I'm way more attractive than I think, so there's that, I'm apparently a bad judge when it comes to that.

Way to humblebrag.
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>mfw fembois literally think they are in high tier because of the r9k straight men and pedophiles they attract
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>>5477300
It's how women now refuse to lower their standards and only want online attention from everyone without actually committing because their shallow cunts. This can be interpreted for other genders and sexual orientation as well. Essentially it means know what your self worth is because although you think you have high standards you are not a catch either and are of low quality stock.
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>>5477306
>>5477312
Is that you, Myakki?
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>>5477306
>pretty much no STDs
what the hell does this mean? you have herpes and nothing else? Either you have stds or you don't which is it?

>chubby
>small penis
>high quality
I don't think you live in reality mate.
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>>5477312
I'm not a femboi but as someone twinkish (I hate using this word), I get some pretty decent men to hit me up. Shit the other day someone offered to be my sugar daddy.

Don't be so salt you aren't slim, short, and cute anon.
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>>5477307
I see myself as a 3 though, I'm just not as shitty looking as I think. Apparently I'm like a 7 or something, nothing spectacular.
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>>5477322
no STDs is pretty much his only standard
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>>5477322
I think he meant, that his standards come down to his partner not having STDs
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>>5477324
I got hit on by one guy in my life ;_:
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>>5477321
No
Im high quality he isn't.

>>5477322
I am not stupid fat and im muscular and kind of cute. On the internet I am not top tier but in real life I do pretty good for myself. Did a bear cub break your heart or something? You seem to be a in a bad mood.

>>5477326
>>5477331
These. It was mostly a joke not sure why anons getting this buttmad.
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>>5477342
But he says he's high quality, despite being fat and having a 3.99998 inch penis.
The similarities are very suspicious.
>>
hey guys how are u doing today
pls respond
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>>5477342
>i'm high quality
Keep telling yourself that princess
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>meet with guy
>tells you in person that he replies back to people on his own time
>noticed that he replies to me minutes apart after i text him
>iirc he's never been the one to send texts first
>if i dont talk to him first then we wont talk at all
>sends me a happy new years text this morning after not speaking for a whole day yesterday

Is this what dating/talking to a NEET is like (he's not a NEET btw)? Or is this guy just some other shit? Because I'm not going to put any more effort into this if its gonna be like this in the future.

>>5477333
Nice dubs trips. Checked.
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>>5477366
Wanna cuddle?
I have a thing for mean boys.
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>>5477367
>texting queen

Believe it or not some people want to live their life without their phone up their asshole all day. I check my phone maybe twice a day, and often let it die for a few days at a time if I forget to charge it. It has nothing to do with you personally.
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>>5477372
>that passive aggressiveness

lyl Why are you so buttflustered about social people anon?

That said, how can I even meet up with him again if he doesn't do anything except be very linear in conversations? He offered to meet up today, I told that I might not be free, gave a couneroffer and didn't say anything. Fuck dealing with people like this.
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>>5477371
You're in for a rude awakening if you think you're all that when in reality you're fat shit. But that's your life. Why should I care about some fat small dicked loser online who thinks he's hot shit.
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>>5477380
>social people
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>>5477380
Why are you so buttflustered about people who do things besides stare at their phone waiting for you to text them so they can reply in 15 seconds? Texting sucks and is for black people and 12 year old girls. Call the person and set up a date. Use your voice like a person.
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>>5477383
Why do you keep posting with your trip off, Jupp?
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>>5477389
>implying
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>>5477385
Jokes on you m80, in these past 2 weeks I stayed in for 3 days. Not my fault you don't have any friends or a life :^)

>>5477386
>i'm not attached to my phone because im doing something!!

lyl That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. You know who often say this? People who are glued to TVs, computers or video games, like him. There's no point in calling him. He said he doesn't check his phone in general that often, which is true. He got several calls last time we hung out and never picked up any of them.
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>>5477383
Is this how you flirt with people?


All I posted was this
>>5477276
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>>5477398
rude
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>>5477398
>straight up tells you he doesn't check his phone that often
>get mad that he doesn't check his phone that often

ok m8
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>>5477395
You can't fool me, you little shit.
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>>5477402
Then why even date in the first place if you're going to be basically unreachable, you retarded faggot.

Nice one m8.
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>>5477404
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>>5477408
Yeah you have a weird definition of dating. He texted you back, just not as fast as you wanted him. Just go ahead and get married to someone if you want to control their every action every minute of the day.
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>>5477412
Aren't you LITERALLY a hairy muscular short man?
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>>5477412
Fatty fatty peanut head dumb dumb.
You have no power here.
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>>5477418
He never got back to me regarding the next time we get together. Not even a hint or mention of it. All he said was happy new years. That's it.

It's amazing when you realize that other people *actually* have shit going on and to do, and it isn't all about you. Also that time is a commodity. If you're going to miss all of that because "i-im not glued to my phone!!", when that's the main source for communication, than that sucks for you.
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>tfw you're strictly interested in older men
>you'll never have a group of gay friends where you can bring your bf

Well I guess I'm stuck being "straight" and with my straight friends.
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>>5477508
Why cant you bring him? My ex was 12years older than me and I never had trouble with that
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>>5477527
>My ex was 12years older than me and I never had trouble with that
Anon's 'older men' most likely fall in the '30 years older' category
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>tfw college application deadines are tonight at midnight
>still haven't finished boston college or columbia ones
How do I force myself to work instead of shitpost on /gg/?
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>>5477533
Dont. College is a waste of time and money.
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>>5477533
who needs school when you look good
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>>5477533
Stop procrastinating on your life m8
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>>5477527
Like >>5477529 said, he's older than 30. Like even older than that.

>>5477533
Fuck school. Also, come to California. The weather and the high amount of gaybois is p great.
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>tfw no bf
>cuddle with cat in bed as usual
>he gets angry and bites me

2016 is not looking good ;-;
He wont even apoligize
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Guys it's 2016.

Maybe this will be the year where gaytriarchy happens.
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>>5477604
do you wanna b my bf
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>>5477604
sounds rough bb
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>>5477533
What do your applications involve?
Applying to uni here is simple as fuck.
No interviews, sucking up, or any of that silly shit unless you're going for a fancy scholarship.

Or you could just tick the box that says "Are you an abo?" and bribe some elder to back you up.
>>
I rarely come here any more, is this a particularly self loathing thread or the standard?
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>...cried?
don't think I cried in 2015
>...jerked off?
not yet, soon
>...had sex?
also possibly soon, did it like last week though, I don't like to have too much casual sex
>...done anything shameful?
see above
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>>5477631
The same pathetic ass niggas post here, yes.
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>>5477623
Just some short essays (300 words or less). There are 3 essays for columbia and I've completed two, the third asks about my academic interests but I don't have any subjects I'm passionate about
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are all the mods on here trannies?
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>>5477634

were you top or bttm?
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>>5477367
It really depends on how he is as a person. I meet a guy who is very similar. He simply doesn't have a boring life.
I'd rather date a guy who doesn't respond to texts when is spending time with friends than one who checks his phone every minute when you're out together.
On another note I respond in a minute because I literally do nothing important all day.
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>>5477614
nah
everybody knows gays are too lazy to accomplish anything
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>>5477648
That sucks.
We just make a list of 10 preferences, then get into whatever our exam score allows.
They won't ask you any personal details until you're already accepted. At least that's how it went when I applied.

You don't even need to have studied relevant subjects in HS to get into a certain course.
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>>5477634
did you have sex with a black guy?

you seem like the kind of person who would sleep with a nigger to piss off daddy.
>>
Nope.
Not yet.
Nah.
Uh, not really. I did take alcohol (which is degenerate), but that is it.
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>>5477690
No, I didn't, and I wouldn't. I'm pro-daddy, I would never disrespect his wishes like that.
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>>5477689
>They won't ask you any personal details until you're already accepted
Scratch that, you obviously have to put name, age, DOB and if you're a filthy abbo in there.
They just won't ask you to write paragraphs about your hopes, dreams and why you'd be a good student.
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>>5477660
why does it matter
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>>5476510
No, no, no, and not really. Being a wageslave is shameful, but it's a low level kind of existential shame that isn't worth being upset about.

>>5477604
Mine gets up in the middle of the night and leaves me cold and alone. Just like a real bf. That's what husbando pillows are for though.
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any John grant listeners here?
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>>5477422
Ugh. Arnt you that fag who hates every namefag/trip?

You have really SUBTLE typing habits that makes it extremely bait it's you.
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>>5477728

I've listened to his albums. His newest is too hard to listen too for me. I skipped all the tracks after a minute or so. I think HIV has really messed with his mind.
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>>5477738
You've been stumped jupp. You have a husband, go fuck him, don't deal with us.
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>>5477738
Even further evidence of your obvious posting habits.
>>5476448
>>5476934

You are a joke of a poster. Get out of /lgbt/ and stop terrorising tripfags

>>5477765
I'm not Jupp.
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>>5477765
>implying that was me
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>>5477779
Just saying. Don't worry about that guy who's calling you out. He's had multiple fights with gaygen fags as well fags outside of the thread.

He seems to enjoy lashing out at others. As well as thinking highly of himself.
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>>5477779
>>5477777
>>5477793
you can samefag all you want but you are not fooling anybody at all.
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>>5477777
QUINCE 7's

All hail ye.
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>>5477793
I never could have cared less in the first place. That's this anon>>5477793

not me who cares
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>>5477777
>accuses random anon of being a shit
>links to one of my posts instead
Are you sure you linked to the right one?
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>>5477804
you sure about that mang?
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I need to relearn formal english if I'm serious about getting into a good master's program in North America or Britain.

4chan has completely ruined my grammar/vocabulary. I'm so concerned
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>>5477823
go do something productive with your life
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>>5477823
Jupp and me evidence tag team
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>>5477830
Why don't you just quit 4chan. Seems to be the most logical choice.
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>>5477831
As soon as school starts up again. You're not my mother.
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>>5477838
>mobile site
Now this looks like jupp is using a computer and a phone in order to get less (you)'s

good job, anon
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>>5477841
because of you

what would be of my life without your posts?
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>>5477667
Every time I talk to him, it's always rinse and repeat of what I've heard before. It seems like every day it's "relax at home from work, practice the violin and watch TV'.

Again, being able to respond fast or faster doesn't mean that person is glued to their phone. When I'm busy or going out (which I'm usually the former), then I'll reply much slower but someone who rinse and repeats shit every day doesn't have much of an excuse. It just gives off a vibe that you actually don't care or not as interested.

I asked him what he's doing today and I'm sure I'm going to get back (if I get a reply back at all) that he's doing the same shit.
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>>5477846
You know how much effort that takes? You're severely retarded. I was never one to be tech savvy.
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Jupp confirmed that he drops trip to trash people.
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>>5477850
Less than 1 minute reply

Xo
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Stop fighting.
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>>5477847
There are others here who are equally fit to ruin your life and English grammar skills. Why blame only me for your downfall?
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>>5477854
Now Jupp is confirmed for non-samefag

Good day faggots
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>...cried?
yeah
>...jerked off?
yeah
>...had sex?
no
>...done anything shameful?
my ex blocked me on all social media platforms so i made a new hornet account just to practically beg him to talk to me again (he hasn't responded obviously lmao)
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My balls ache
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>>5477859
Why would I samefag when I'm playing 7 days to die which is more entertaining.
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>>5477850
I just said it what it looked like, not that you were actually doing it.

Don't call people retarded when you can't understand a simple statement.
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>>5477849
This seems like such a minor thing to be bothered about, as someone who is also slow to respond to texts despite not having a lot going on. Just admit that you think he's boring and break up with him, don't blame it on his texting speed. That just makes you look like you desperately need attention - which might be true, but is not the real issue here.

>>5477852
Why would anyone do that? Lame.
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>>5477863
You know when I am trying to protect your ass. Some satisfaction and praise would be appreciated.
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>>5477866
Retard is the new fag. Don't take things on here so seriously.
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>SP and Jupp literally cuddle and trash people with their trips off
>I will never have a bf that does this also.
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>>5477869
I don't owe you anything. You're not my lover. hehehe, just take the joke and laugh damn it.
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>>5477872
SP would never, he is a kind soul.
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>>5477838
>>5477793
>>5477777
Trip on SP
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>>5477872
First of all SP never trashes anyone even when he is off trip and secondly "trashing people" I don't know any of you personally so there's literally nothing to trash. Y'all are so serious.
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>>5477874
[laughing intensifies]
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>>5477867
>That just makes you look like you desperately need attention

Oh bitch please. Don't talk to me like you know anything about me.
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>>5477879
SP is playing "Don't Starve" and has been for a few hours now. He hasn't posted anything today.
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Am I the all around best trip here?
yes.
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>>5477891
someones a bit cocky
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>>5477888
Stop shitting on tripfags you autistic piece of shit.
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>>5477889
Trip on SP pretending to be Jupp while hes playing videogames.
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>>5477898
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>>5477895
lmao

Struck a nerve :)
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>>5477891
What would it take to make you stop posting? Outing you to your friends, parents? Sending your digstuing dick pics to them? You have no idea how easy that would be
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>>5477910
Stop warning him and just do it. What else are we gonna talk about/ do in the meantime.
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>that fresh new year smell

Don't give up on your dreams, guys.
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>>5477888
The way you framed it definitely made the issue about you, though. That's all.

>>5477895
I can take care of myself, anon, it k.
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>>5477916
Mean.

>>5477921
All my dreams are going to come true this year!
I hope things are the same for you.
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>>5477276

V A N C O U V E R
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>>5477921
all i'm smellin rn is my pits tbqh
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>>5477942

You filthy pigpup
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um, g-guys i think i might be getting i n t o v @.-- p 0! r w ā v; &#xf f50 毅然とした,,,, Tőp 15 ++~ease send hel*$9C《《●°°°|xÀy,, çæ ) .
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my femboy juice is streaming down my legs
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>>5477989
What the hell is femboy juice?
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>>5477993

urine
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>>5477399
Yah they go hard.
>>5477978
I live in P A R A D I S E.
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>>5477994
hot tbqh
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>>5477993

Anal mucus
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>>5477989
omg maybe your water broke
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>>5477994
nope
a femboy's pussy is located in her butt
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>>5477978
>tfw deleted my vaporwave reaction images cause i thought i'd never use them

>>5477968
it's not my fault, i'm workin up a sweat

>>5478003
>he doesn't pee from his butt
get a load of this guy
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>>5477927
The reason I'm "making this about me" according to you is because I want to find out if I was played. This guy got to blow his load but did it the slimey ass way. Just when I told him to get dropped off back to my car so I could go home (it was late), he got up and went to his bedroom instead. I told him two or three times I wanted to leave but he was making it clear that.. I need to earn my way back.
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>>5478016

Are you workin on gettin thiq or is it just hot
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>...cried?
Almost
>...jerked off?
No
>...had sex?
No
>...done anything shameful?
No, but I'm sure that'll change before the end of today.
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>>5478003

>he thinks women piss out of their pussy

seriously? did you even go to school??
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>>5478033
I don't think that's what he was implying or saying.
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>>5478033
i did tbqh
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>be with gays
>they call each other things like "girl", "bitch" and use only female pronouns

I know they're playing around but it's getting pretty cringy
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So are oversized sweaters on Fem twinks a terrible move or okay according to gaygen?
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>>5478064
Gotta keep you warm thats it m8.
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>>5478055

Don't get your panties in such a bunch, gurl. Masculinity is a prison, quit acting str8, embrace your natural femininity!
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>>5478064

Oversized sweaters on everyone is always a good move

They look cute and cosy 100% of the time
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>>5478064
>bf is 6 ft and 220lbs
>mix of fat and muscle
>i'm a shrimp at 5'4" and 108 lbs
>his shirts basically dresses for me

I like 'em anon. They're hella cozy.
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>>5478095

>no shrimpy manlet bf to get lost in my clothes
>mostly because I wear smalls
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>>5478095
>5'4"
The most disgusting thing I've read all day.
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>>5478117

That guy would look so much better if you shortened him a bit though

By like a head length or so
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>>5478117
That's unfortunate for you faggot. Guys love the fact that I'm shorter than them.
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Just had the best pecan pie.
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>>5478074
Read
>>5478064

>5'4" and 108 lbs
Cute...holy shit
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>>5477861
that's.... pathetic
have some dignity dude
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>>5478131
why do you only show up when john posts?
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>>5478095
>5"4'
Must be cute.
Im 5"7' 111 haha.
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>>5478128
They're latent pedophiles.
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>>5478153
maybe they're the same person?
Maybe John wants to dox himself?
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>>5478171
Stop being salty no one wants you anon.

Guys love someone short, slim and [been told that I was pretty] cute. There's three anons confirming that.
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>>5478131
Best pie there ever was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAP1Swj-dM
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>>5478172
>Maybe John wants to dox himself?
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>>5478193

Best than SPuppy's boypie?
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>>5478181
You instantly attracted the thirstiest, most deranged predator in gg.
Please don't be mean to me, just for telling the truth.
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>>5478198
seems legit
http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=77aeb2183b8b358993169b1ff444cea1daee1bca.5641
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i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him
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>>5478211
I love karen
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>>5478209

:*

>>5478216

Someone just got that good dick
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>>5478226
>that feeling after getting a good dickin'

just thinking about it makes my bp tingle
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>>5478211
what am i even seeing in that
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>>5478237
>>5478216
You lucky thot.

I haven't had a cock in my bp for a loooong time. I'm gonna get me some tonight.
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>>5478226
Tramp.

I'm getting some shut eye, nighty night.
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>>5478242
if the "(You)" was photo shopped out of the picture it would have evidence of altering in the fotoforensics backlighting.
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>>5478248

No it wouldnt. Not with a matte colour like that.
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>>5478254
mkay
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>>5478248
i thought john was doxing himself
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>>5478257

here, try this one, post results
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>>5478261
hmmm i guess youre right. I guess photo shopping of actual photos not 4chan screencaps work with fotoforensics color matte

http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=01ebf448c8425fdcedc6da73140c4f607cc7b589.24943
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>>5478271

Yes, its because the fotoforensics works because it is impossible for a human to fake colours that exactly match the photographs when having to deal with lighting, camera obfuscations, smudges, etc - the sheer detail of the colour's changing is impossible to replicat.

with purely digital images, anyone can exactly replicate parts of the image, as they are just pixels of a pure, unchanging colour.
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