Guys what the fuck.
Just had my first actually gay experience last night. Thought I'd tell you fags about it.
All I gotta say is one thing. What the flying fuck. Cocks are fucking disgusting.
Cumshots are like, my fetish. It's almost all I watch porn wise. I guess let me backup and explain what happened.
>go to friend's house to hang out
>couple people there
>get tipsy
>decide to have a threesome with friend and his gf (guy is bi)
>FINALLY.webm
>time to get some D
>gf has small tits but killer bod, so that's a plus
>get into bed and flirt awkwardly
>friend starts fucking gf while I stroke it and watch
>friend has great looking dick
>we swap and I start fucking gf, or more like she fucks me
>sucks on friend while she rides
>she gestures at me and my friend to engage
>friend presents dick and I go to town
This is when I realized I was straight. WHAT THE FUCK. How fucking disgusting. It had this disgusting rubbery feel to it and fuck I'm just shuddering thinking about it. Absofuckingloutely disgusting.
Were we tricked? Is this just Jew chemtrail shit making us crave dick? Because it's all just a meme. Cocks are fucking disgusting. I have no idea how girls and fags do it.
What is it about dick? What's the story here? Why do I like cumshot porn (thinking about it, not sure if I will ever watch it again) but am absolutely repulsed and disgusted by touching dick. Fuck it was so disgusting and creepy and I was so fucking hype for it.
Any advice? Any similar stories? I just need to get this straight in my mind bros and I didn't know where else to take this other than /b/ but I'm obviously not going there.
Help fellow cock swallowers. Although I'm not sure I'm even one of you anymore.
>>5474718
>Cocks are fucking disgusting
Lies. You're just being a little bitch. You might be cock-shy now, but through repeated exporsure you'll learn to love it. Or if you don't, you don't.
Maybe your friend just had a gross dick? Veiny? Awkwardly shaped?
>>5474718
What's to get straight?
>you sucked dick
>you didn't like it
Move on t b h f a m
>>5474738
Nah friend had a good looking dick that was surprisingly bigger than mine and I was pretty stoked when he whipped it out. I started with handjob and it felt kinda gross but I was like maybe it will grow on me, but then when I sucked it was fucking 0/10 disgusting. I don't even know what to think anymore. So gross.
What was your first gaysperience.
>>5474750
Yeah but until literally last night I was hype for sucking dick and turned on by cocks. So what I only like porn cocks? Like I don't fucking get it.
This is actually my first gaysperience of my life which is probably what gave me my cumshot fetish.
>me and buddy jerking to porn on separate couches
>porn is starting to heat up
>jerking real hard
>didn't notice before, but I can see friend and he's jerking at fucking LIGHT speed, and looking back on it he was a twinky qt
>as I glance over, his eyes shut, jaw drops, and starts cumming
>fucking SO MUCH
>I insta-cum it's so hot
>watch cumshot shit ever since
When we were done threesoming last night and friend came I didn't even think it was hot. Kind of thought it was gross.
????
>>5474718
Why is it disgusting because it feels rubbery? I mean, actual rubber feels rubbery, and it isn't disgusting.
>>5474792
I'm not sure, I really don't know. It's just not what I imagined and the texture was absolutely repulsive. Driving home the following morning I was wincing to myself in the car thinking about it.
>>5474773
What about it was gross to you, the way it smelled? Just the overall feel of it? The taste? Maybe you just need to approach it differently.
You have to have time to play with it, get familiar with it.
I'm concerned cuz i don't want to lose a potentially cute cocksucker!
>>5474798
Shouldn't you have guessed it would have that texture from touching your own penis?
>>5474804
He probably never sucked his own penis.
>>5474804
No it felt the same to the touch as mine but in your mouth it's a whole other beast.
>>5474803
Smell was fine he showered before I came over and we only hung out for a couple hours before we went into the bedroom.
But I don't know, it was honestly just disgusting and I'll definitely never do it again which is a real shame. It feels similar to like, I dunno, when you break up with your ex-gf/bf and you know in your heart you'll never get to fuck them again. Not exactly like that but similar. Like I still am attracted to dicks, I will probably watch some cumshot porn tonight (maybe I dunno) but I will never touch one again. It just wasn't fun and gross. It was in such a neutral, comfortable environment too. Like we've all gone skinny dipping and shit before and are generally comfortable with our bodies and each other. His gf especially, she knows she looks good. It's one of her worst qualities tbqh but it turns me on. Glad I got a crack at her at least so it wasn't a complete waste.
>>5474816
this, wish I had so I could know it's gross
>>5474718
OP I could see someone plain disliking or being weirded out by cock, but your FURIOUS REVULSION is so overdramatic it sounds more like some weird fetish.
For me, the main thing about cock is that I love how slutty it makes me feel. The texture and feel and taste and motion of it all just become part of that.
>>5474822
Also possible: you might just plain not like cock, but still love WATCHING them. Voyeur, honey. Get peepin'.
>>5474816
That shit hurts your neck desu
>>5474838
>FURIOUS REVULSION
I'm really being overdramatic. It was pretty gross though for sure.
>>5474848
>you might just plain not like cock, but still love WATCHING them
>voyeur
damn I didn't realize this was actually a thing, so is that really it? you can be attracted to dicks but only visually?
>>5474851
kek
>>5474822
A shame. I guess there's no overcoming your ambiguously heterosexual instincts.
I'm gay and love sucking dick. And you know what, it's just subjective. I don't find them gross at all , although they can be a bit unpleasant.
I would have probably sucked your friend's dick without flinching.
Good on you for experimenting though. Now you know.
And your whole porno sexuality is normal. Some guys get off to creampies but would never do it in real life, because its only hot when that barrier is between you and the actual sex act.
I feel bad for you bro. The wonderful world of dicks provides endless hours of fun, but you got to like it first of all.
>>5474866
>The wonderful world of dicks provides endless hours of fun, but you got to like it first of all.
Fucking tell me about it.
All said and done I'd totally be willing to get sucked by a male qt or jerk off together.
But anything else is definitely disgusting.
Mutual masturbation is probably fine.
You know what, that goes back to what I think made me like cumshots in the first place, watching my friend jerk off. That was in a way mutual masturbation, right? Maybe that's what I've been into all along, not actually being gay and sucking dick.
Honestly this has been a pretty productive thread at least on my end. I wanna discuss this more. This is better than seeing a shrink.
>>5474857
>damn I didn't realize this was actually a thing, so is that really it? you can be attracted to dicks but only visually?
Well, it's pretty much exactly what you described feeling/wanting, so yes, it's a thing. Always someone just enjoying the view at the orgy. I've fucked a girl while her boyfriend watched (not even a hint of a cuckold thing, he just liked watching her get fucked).
>>5474866
>Good on you for experimenting though. Now you know.
>And your whole porno sexuality is normal. Some guys get off to creampies but would never do it in real life, because its only hot when that barrier is between you and the actual sex act.
This man, he speaks much wisdom. I'm not even exaggerating, this is some life lesson shit you'd do well to learn as early as possible.
>>5474875
Glad I could be helpful, bb.
You might be getting somewhere. Dig a little deeper.
Jerking off with another dude qualifies as mutual masturbation. There are other things you can do with dicks. Such as frottage (rubbing your dicks together) one of the nicest things to rub your dick against is a guy's ball sack. It has such a nice, velvety texture.
Don't let this ruin homosexuality for you if you still feel curious. There's a lot more to just sucking dick.
Question: have you ever thought of ass play?
I'm guessing you are repulsed by the thought of fucking ass or being fucked too.
>>5474718
>lucky enough to get a cock in his mouth
>doesn't like it
gee what a fag
I would die to suck a dick right now.
>>5474931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
Work on your flexibility, Kayla.
>>5474911
To be honest, I kinda think I'm just gonna put this to bed.
I was never into dating guys, or even making out with them or anything. Just seemed gross. just wanted to inhale some D, but now that I've done that, I think I'm good.
Our dicks did get rubbed together. It felt weird and I didn't like it. I was really excited for that too. I'm honestly pissed.
Far's anal goes, no way. Wouldn't even do that with a gril. I can't get over the "shit comes from there" hump. I know you can clean an ass and it's clean or whatever, but yuck.
All this being said, the reason why I might not pursue this more is because I'm interested in having a family some day and be married to a woman, so I think now that I've done the deed and am thoroughly repulsed by it, I'm gonna move on.
THAT being said, I'd be totally down with chilling with a male qt and stroking one out to some porn. That sounds fine, always has and I've done that before. I dunno guys. I guess I'm not one of you anymore. It's been real.
>>5474931
I know. I'm genuinely pissed. Like, I just feel empty. Like I was so hype and I didn't even like it. Kind of like how you thought Krabby Patties looked like the most delicious shit ever, so you asked your mother to cook burgers and it's just mediocre and awful and nothing like you imagined.
ITT: gays in damage control.
all penises are nasty and ugly looking and anal sex is not pleasurable and the only people attracted to them have serious daddy issues.
>>5474947
So be it.
Farewell, breeder.
Bump for more first experiences and sexe stories.
>>5474947
>so you asked your mother to cook burgers and it's just mediocre and awful and nothing like you imagined.
your mom is a shit cook desu. also are you foreign scum?
>>5474718
>Cocks are fucking disgusting.
>>>/trash/
>>5474718
>tfw first timer in a hookup
>dude presents seven incher
>weird because I barely know the guy
>awkward because so big and just tastes like skin
>but it's gorgeous and I am compelled
>guy moans loud and tells me I'm good at it
Cock is good when you're gay.
>>5474985
I disagree
>>5474718
When I first touched another man's dick it felt awkward because it was so different. I am uncut, he was cut, really different in general.
Went on to suck it the same night. The taste was weird, not off though, the whole experience was weird.
I grew to love cocks, I was simply overwhelmed by the experience at first. However I wasn't repulsed at all, I was weirded out by the whole thing.
If you're really 100% sure about it, then fine, be glad you're straight.
There actually is a big difference between engaging in dick-action in a threeway or in an intimate situation with a person you're interested in and who is interested in you, keep that in mind.
>>5474718
Gay make here. For me at least it's both a fetish of being dominated and just being polite. Some guy is having sex with me and I start feeling guilty if I'm just constantly reviving pleasure with out giving pleasure so I like starting by giving the other guy head till he finishes I almost always get pleasure back for doing so. As for how womem do it, well desu how women put up with straight men at all I'll never understand. It always seems like the guy just finished after a few minutes and never cares to give the woman any kind of pleasure but that's just my prospective I guess.
>all these retarded anons getting baited hard as fuck
>>5477255
>I am uncut, he was cut, really different in general.
So lucky it's rare here (uk). I've not had a cut guy yet, I hate saying it (and obviously I don't tell guys this if I turn them down online) but most that I see make me cross my legs, it looks so uncomfortable.
>>5477345
wut
>>5477264
>the guy just finished after a few minutes and never cares to give the woman any kind of pleasure
I've never ever came first. If I was going off the rails and felt I was gonna go I'd stop and eat her out or something til I calmed down then kept going. How the fuck would you ever get girls to call you ever again if you didn't get them off or at least make an effort to last more than a minute.
>>5479959
The shit straight women put up with, even the smart ones, makes my mind steam. Like, even today there are guys who won't give a woman head but do demand it, and those woman actually put up with it instead of setting him on fire before he spawns.
Crazy straights, man.
I really hate bisexuals.
>>5480088
I never
ever
give head
>>5480101
you wastes of skin should have to wear armbands
>>5480123
my girlie is a little heavy, loves her snacks
when she hits the gym with me and she stops tasting like old carp I'll visit the south again
>>5477836
it's really not a big deal. it just felt differently, not bad.
>>5480606
Oh, I don't doubt you, but I can't get over it, the problem is me. It just squicks me out, it looks so uncomfortable. Especially when they talk about handjobs, I mean, owww.
>>5480812
yeah, he pointed out how he was not going to just let me give him a handjob because I was for sure going to hurt him.
>>5474738
>repeated exporsure
You made dicks sound like an allergy, good job.
>>5480162
There's no way she smells or tastes fishy, you dick queen. That's only the result of pretty rare infections readily treated by antibiotics, but gay men love to spread that myth around because they have no experience with pussy. What do you get out of such transparent shitposting?
