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Gaygen - 2016 ****SPECIAL EDITION****
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how excited are you for 2016, /gg/?
let's celebrate together

old: >>5472718
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>tfw no crab bf
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>>5473610
>how excited are you for 2016, /gg/?
literally not excited at all.

Tomorrow it's just friday for me.

I even have to work
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>>5473591
I'm gonna hang out with a friend later, but after midnight. She's gonna be with her family. My roomate too. I don't mind being alone, but at the same time I'd love to spend it with someone. Oh well, at least I have some... I don't know what you guys call it, sparkles? Estrellitas? pic related, to use and a lot of alcohol to drink and ladytron.

>>5473598
Do it.
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what do i do when I've agreed to go to two NYE parties
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>>5473573
Because we met abroad and live in two entirely different countries. He said he'd come visit in Feb though ;____;
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>>5473625
>Estrellitas
South America?
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I don't feel like going out tonight.
Im just going to buy a scented candle get drunk listen to her music and talk to my waifu.

Im at the mall right now and I don't fit in with anybody. They aren't even my enemies or friends. Its like a foreign country. Nobody looks like me. Nobody acts like me. Nobody thinks like me. I am truly one of a kind.

I could go to a bar randomly but why I don't have any friends.

I am not autistic im just a shitty person so I deserve to die alone. I've lost the will to socialize with people.
Im just going to lift so people on the internet think im attractive and thats it.
All I have is shitposts. That's literally it. Maybe ill by my waifu a present. She likes vanilla.
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>how excited are you for 2016, /gg/?

it can't get any worse than 2015 was
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>>5473641
>waifu

gtfo
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>>5473625
sparklers

>>5473610
a guy and his bf invited me to hang with them at their theater tonight but idk....
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>>5473641
>Saddest post of 2015
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>>5473637

You go you ass

>#richpeopleproblems
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>>5473644
it can, lbr
and it probably will

but we'll brave through it because we're MEN!!!
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Already been and gone for me.
Sat by myself, couldn't even be bothered to drink.
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>>5473646
>a guy and his bf

I take it you will be in the middle come the ball drop? lol
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>>5473610
>let's celebrate together
naw nig off now ttyl famalams hpy nu yr 2 everynyan xx
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>>5473646
you'll be the third wheel

dont do it
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GIVE
ME
A
BOYFRIEND
2016
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Been living 2016 for a while now. 2015 was quite a shitty year but this year will be better.
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>>5473651
I mean I can only go to one at a time so idk how I'm going to finagle going to both
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>>5473647
Its even more sad because they are complaining about women.
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i think its almost complete.
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>>5473665
Have fun. I'd slap you for the shotabara thing but I imagine you like rough stuff.

>>5473651
Rich people don't talk like this unless they're fake rich and also assholes. Or women.
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>>5473674

Here is what you do.....

Half your time at the first one and than go to the second one. so e-z. That will be $159.99.

>#soeasyacavemancandoit
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happy new year guys

in 2016, i hope everyone in this amazing thread finds a loving and cute bf they can trust and feel safe and happy with :)
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>>5473687
Yeah my best friend advised the same thing. I have to change outfits tho bc one is casual dress while the other they want us all to wear pajamas
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>>5473689
Ill never have anything good in my life.
I should kill myself.
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>>5473694
>they want us all to wear pajamas
don't go to that one it sounds retarded as shit
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>>5473689
i will never be satisfied or happy

i've turned into a neurotic piece of shit that's afraid to do anything because i'm scared of failure

i wish i could stop being a total headcase pretending, poorly, to be a normalfag
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2016 is the year I make my love life great again
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>>5473689
Thank you anon
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>>5473702
It's gonna be cozy. If you knew the hostess you'd understand.
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>>5473689
a good daddy bf is all I want and need
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>>5473696
shut up, dummy
you'll find happiness in 2016, trust me. something great is coming your way. don't miss out on it :)
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>>5473709
Me too
I feel it too
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>>5473662
not that kind of invitation you dingus

>>5473668
nah i've been chatting them both a lot, they seem really nice
but idk meeting strangers at night in la really makes me anxious

>>5473717
dayum
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>>5473717
he's unattractive and probably an asshole
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>>5473714

git

>>5473725

Oh okay. lol

Go have fun you little fagpup
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>>5473728
This
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Hey guys any of you ever have a gf before going gay?
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This year, again, has been a year of grave suffering as always :-
1.) 9,125,000 children alone have lost their lives due to poverty.
2.) Another tens of million adults died from the same reason.
3.) More than half a million from US Imperialist terrorism.
4.) Thousands from proxy terrorists like ISIL, Boko Haram etc. etc.
5.) 1.2 Billion people suffered from chronic hunger.
6.) Nuclear Weapons got increased from more than 25,000.
7.) Number of Slaves(prostitutes and bonded forced labourers)reached almost 50 million.
8.) 67 people have acquired more wealth than 3.5 billion people's combined.
9.) As for always this year has been a year of extraordinarily good business.
Happy New Year ? Another "Happy" New Year with the same old suffering ?
No.
But it's one less year to the Revolution,
to the annihilation of Capitalism.
xoxo, gossip girl
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>>5473717
oh god is that an iphone 3g?
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>>5473738
at church camp when i was 10 i dated a girl for 3 days because her friend asked me to
we never spoke to each other once
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I shave my armpits
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>>5473739
oh and /lgbt/ is still full of trannies.
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>>5473689
You ever just type six paragraphs in a rage than delete it because its not good to post?
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>>5473738

Yes a few of them.

>>5473739
>blaming capitalism

See this is what I'm talking about. nugaygen sucks.

>>5473748
>fem and or mtfgen
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>>5473610
Optimistic. This is gonna be the year shit finally comes together for me.

I've spent years depressed and hostile to the world around me, resenting the vapidity of those around me and being alienated from literally every facet of my life, even my odd, often horrifying dreams.

It's like I was completely out of place, and I burned with a seething, demonic hatred.

And nobody cares or helps you in this brutal capitalist system. You are just left to fend of yourself.

But now I have a plan to break free, and am pursuing it with militant ferocity.

By the end of 2016 I will:

>have money
>get out of this rotting city
>have a boy to call my own
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>>5473738

I had three.
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>>5473739
>67 people have acquired more wealth than 3.5 billion people's combined.

>tfw you'll never be one of those 67 people

why live
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>>5473750
nothing is too bad to post on this site. i mean look at this site. there's 3 dedicated shitposting boards, 6 if you think about it, maybe every board is a shitpost board. let your feelings flow.
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I don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
writing messages
U
won
rid
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>>5473751
>fem and ot mtfgen

Nah. I just prefer it either shaved or trimmed
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I don't think that anyone who lives in Texas can actually be rich.
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>>5473750
yeah I started not posting those things because they usually get ignored
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>>5473762
you're wrong.
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>>5473762
H. Ross Perot?
Harlan Crow?
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>>5473762
No state income tax boi
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>>5473755
>>5473751
>>5473744
Nice nice. What made you all realize you were gay? Yes I know its a stupid question.
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>>5473752
>rotting city
Where?
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>>5473770
yeah that's nice except texas homeowners get fucked in the ass with the highest property taxes in the country.
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ITT boiling discontent about the coordinates and parameters of the World System
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>>5473771
i already knew i was gay
the guys in my cabin made fun of me whenever i was around and refused to speak to me
boy did i love church :')
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>>5473778
>highest property taxes in the country.
LMAO no.
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>>5473773
Hell on earth.
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>>5473788
Detroit?
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>>5473762
White people.

>>5473748
I trim them. Long scraggly armpit hair is not attractive.
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>>5473782
That sucks bro. You still go to church?
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>>5473771
>what made me realize i was gay

was molested as a kid by my older brother. If anything I'm a biscum that dropped that label and went full gay.
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>>5473798
nah i put my foot down when i was like 12
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>>5473762
There are lot of rich cowboy daddies
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>>5473801
What a cunt. Jesus bro that sucks. Did anything happen to your brother?

>>5473803
Hahaha you had some control of your life at that time then.
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>>5473679
Hey pal! Surely there are more terms for femmy boys who want to feel like girls beneath the weight of a stronk man? We must purge.

So let's think of some and see if the hashtags work on my Hornet... err, help your autistic filtering quest!

>>5473689
Thanks, kind person. But your beautiful spirit is killing my hedonistic badman relapse vibe.
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>>5473762
Top 400 richest people
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>>5473804
>rich cowboy daddies
hhngggg
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>>5473771

Turning down girls who showed interest in me
Practically hanging on the arms of my male "best friends".
Only ever felt the heart flutters when I got romantic with one of them, realized I really like guys when I couldn't stop thinking about him [spoiler]or his bulge[/spoiler]
And guys seemed to like me whole lot, too, so everything worked out fine, I guess.

I was in denial for a loooong time and by the time I just kind of let myself go for it, I just kind of didn't really think about it and only really "realized" I was a cocksucker like years after the first irl act of gay.
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>>5473810

Him and his girl friend died in a car accident about 10 years ago.

Glad it happened.
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>>5473810
it wasn't really hard, i just told my mom i didn't want to go to church anymore and never spoke to the aunt that took me ever again
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>>5473820

Why are you posting here?
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>>5473762

What? Texas is the oil capital of the USA. It's basically the Saudi Arabia of North America.

The most rich/wealthy people in Texas come from oil tycoon families.
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>>5473820
Thats an interesting look at it really. You turned down female attention for that of your male companions. And what do you mean by denial? Like you knew you wanted something but never went after it?
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>mfw me and my bf are going to get shit faced and pig out on some pizza
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>>5473817

Can't trust those maps. Rich people have multiple homes. What you think is their main home most likely is not. Of course they wouldn't publish where they live most of the time, so they hide under another residence that they own.
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>>5473783
ok...the 4th highest property taxes in the country. that makes no sense though. why would a rich person buy a huge home in texas just to pay a fuckton in property taxes while the poors pay no income tax and no property taxes because they don't own property. at least in california, you have a fuck progressive state income tax but property taxes are low and the value of your property grows exponentially unlike in texas.
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>>5473836
gross
pizza is carbs
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>>5473824
Dont worry anon all evil is payed back in the end :)

>>5473826
Well thats one way to do it. Wish I had your confidence when I was younger.
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>>5473830
Presumably because he's gay.
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>>5473840
>mfw i dont care

I might eat a slice while he fucks me for maximum pig out mode.
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>>5473839

Why does anyone own anything. We only live 100 years.
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>>5473832
ok yeah there are oil tycoons. im talking about the people who are not oil tycoons. texas is nasty and a shit hole. i've been there.
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Who are the most manly masc posters here?
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>>5473847
i saw porn of that once
it was a fat ftm crusty getting railed while eating a slice
it made me sad
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>>5473849

Pinko faggot leave.
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>>5473852
>besides the rich people, there aren't rich people!
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>>5473771
Having sex with my girlfriend, going bareback and rough enough to make her uncomfortable but I still couldn't enjoy it.

One time when we were doing it I wasn't enjoying myself in the slightest but somehow had this primal urge to keep going. When I came I felt nothing, not even an untensing of muscles or relieve of any kind.

It was the scariest experience of my life and I've had someone point a gun at me and threaten to kill me.
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>>5473847

oh yeah shit on his dick too.
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i don't get how my dad can be so homophobic. what did i do to deserve one of the most homophobic parents in the world?

i hope he dies so i can be happy
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>>5473855
m e
e
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>>5473855

I'm one of them.... the rest are rugby, sp, venser, jupp, heron and reddread.

>>5473862

That is nasty bro.
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>>5473855
*raises paw*
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>>5473830

I'm genderfluid and I like dudes.

>>5473833

I mean, I didn't really turn them down FOR my male friends, I just turned them down.
And also sought the affections/attention of my male friends.

And by denial I meant that wanting my seventh grade social studies teacher to hold me close to his bare, white-furred chest as he kissed me so I could feel his beard as he slide me out of my pants caused me more than fair due of distress for, like, -years-.
I had sexual and romantic male thoughts all the goddamn time but I hated them.
I don't really know what happened to let me go for it, desu
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>>5473872
>genderfluid
OUT
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>>5473872
>genderfluid
>>5473652
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>>5473861
Thats a rather active way to find out. It sounds like you found someone who was bad in the sack to be quite honest.
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>>5473852

Depends what part of Texas.

Austin is good.

Parts of Dallas/Houston/San Antonio are nice.

Texas is huge..there's lots of nature reserves and hills in some parts where the rich own acres of land and a nice home. Most of the shittier places are around the border where Mexicans make things shit. Texas Hill country is the best part of Texas imo. I plan to retire out there.
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>>5473855
im as feminine as a guy can be without crossing into the realm of transgenderism
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>>5473872
>genderfluid

stop making words up. it's not real and this place is for gay men.
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>>5473872
Well Circe you certainly have a peculiar case. Did he actually do this to you? Did he actually try to fuck you?
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>>5473877
I doubt it, I'd had sex with two other woman before that, just as bad.

Plus I did enjoy her digging her nails in my back and sucking on my neck, just not the sex itself.
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>>5473883
>>5473876
>>5473873

Wow, cool, okay, then just consider me whatever the hell you want to consider me
I couldn't care less

>>5473884

Lol, hell no.
I was in seventh grade and he was a family man.
He was just paternal as hell and was aged and grizzly and gruff and it drove my hormonal little self fucking mental.
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>>5473886
So you appreciate the more sensual acts of sex not the simple climax. You want an experience not just a fleeting moment yet no matter how the sex was it still was focused on one finite point?

And gays fulfill the whole sexual experience for you?
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>>5473890

Why dont you just leave instead?
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>>5473890
why did you come back :(
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>>5473855
Not me
I'm too soft
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>>5473610
In 2016 I want to become a beloved /gaygen/ tripfag. Please support me, faggots.
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>>5473893

why don't you leave?
why do you continue to post as Anon?
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>>5473890
Well thats good. At least nothing happened. But does it seem you are gay because there werent many good male role models in your life. Therefore you looked to this teacher in such a positive light.
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>>5473902

Because I'm a gay male that posts in gay general, not a tranny freak that likes to post everywhere.
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How old are you?
How much are you making an hour?
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>>5473901
>step one
pick a trip and name
>step two
post bussy
>step 3
continue to post bussy until people start paying attention to you
>step 4
flirt with everyone
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>>5473906

If it bothers you so much, leave.
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>>5473909

Nothing short of an ip ban will get me away from this place as sad as that sounds.
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>>5473882
Hey gurl
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Hi guys. Tranny gen sucks so I'll post here.
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>>5473892
I didn't enjoy the climax, though it atleast stopped me from being horny most of the time. I can enjoy it all with a guy, with woman it's like I want to want them.

Before I tried it with men I thought I might be some weird asexual because I still found myself looking at woman and as silly as it sounds wanting to be with them.
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>>5473903

uh, lolwat
Are we in the 1960's suddenly

I just like manly dudes, Cali.
Or really passionate dudes.
But mostly just beastly mountain men types.
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>>5473919

don't you have a bf?
do you ever top him?
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bleh whatever. enjoy the trannies if you want. might as well rename this place /trans/
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>>5473922

A fiancé, even.
And I have a few times but I don't really enjoy it as much as taking dick.
I'm a bottom through and through. Submissive and intensely masochistic.
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>>5473918
So while you were straight, you felt that it was more of a lust then? You focused too much on trying to love and please them that it took away from the sexual experience.

I can understand why you thought of it as weird we were told how we were supposed to be attracted to women so its quite understandable.
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>>5473931

have you topped your bf yet wiz?
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>>5473908
I flat skipped step 3 and it worked


Happy New year guys
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>>5473931

isn't your bf a femtwink (aka basically a tranny)?
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>>5473640
Yes, Argentina.
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>>5473908
My bussy is sacred, no graven images of it allowed.

>>5473934
Why are you poorly psychoanalyzing faggots on the internet? Did you just finish Psych 101 this semester?
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>>5473932
Do you have a sister? Err, whatever?
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>>5473919
Well forgive me circe. It seemed like from how you were talking you had developed some form of attraction to a strong male figure. I dont exactly know your history so forgive me for firing off shots in the dark.
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>>5473935

Why would a bottom top someone?

>>5473938

He is like Sludge aka not fem at all. I'm out of here for a while. Going to get shit faced and black out. see ya
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>>5473941

Two of them!
Why?

>>5473947

Lol, it's cool bro
It was just such an old fashioned idea to find in a place like this
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>>5473913
I know the feeling ;_;
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>>5473940
No I'm just curious. We all have a story anon.
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>>5473940
then you'll never be a beloved trip desu

>>5473951
>me
>not fem at all
i am honestly offended i am the prettiest girl here
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>at family new years party
>theres a quiet and sad looking 16 year old there called Dan
>Dan barely talks, he is also kind of qt
>10min before Zero Hour its revealed that its Dan's birthday, and instead of doing his own shit he is spending it with a bunch of old people at a dumb new years party
>now i understand why he is so sad
>he cuts the cake and then immediately sits back on the sofa and nobody talks to him
>feel bad for the guy
>chat to him, turns out he likes videogames + music, he seems like a really nice guy
>he seems really depressed about a few things: his academic performance, his appearance and lonliness - he candidly told me that he feels very lonely all the time.
>i ask him "hows the hunt for a girlfriend going?"
>he sighs and says not well, and that he thinks he will always be alone
>tell him that, looking the way he does, that wont be a problem
>he looks up all confused
>i kissed him on the cheek and said that he was cute
>he blushed and stuff, but then said that he wasnt gay
>i told him that was a shame, but reiterated that he wasnt going to have ANY trouble with girls when he grew up
>he looked a little happier and said thanks, and i left

on the one hand: i did a good samaritan thing and made someone a little happier as well as entertaining them for like 45 min on their birthday

on the other hand: i kissed a little kid and might be a pedo (although i was kind of drunk so eh)

How was your New Years?
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>>5473960
where's the trip dan?
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You know what
Fuck that shit bro.

All night I've been whining about how much my life is shit but fuck it.
Even if I have to take a taxi home im going to flirt with random girls and guys like my old self.

Fuck it im not being miserable anymore im not letting life bring me down.
In going to do some weighted chins and curls and just go downtown even if only for a few hours.


Fuck this shit im tired of being miserable.

I've never fucked a guy before but I know I love it drunk since ive made out with probably fifty and many groups makeout sessions when I was a 14 year old girl.

Fuck it. This is my year to shine. Im never going to let another person try to bring me down
Fuck you all love you all.
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>>5473952
Honestly if its old and works (to a reasonable extent) why replace it?

I found myself in a similar situation where it felt like I was attracted to a type as well as you did.
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>>5473962

>when i was a 14 year old girl
>>>/ftmgen/
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>>5473952
Because my biological clock is ticking and I want a gal like you described to birth some Mpreg babies for my future nuclear family.
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>>5473966
It wasnt literal dummy

Mtf if anything
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>>5473960
How old are you?
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>>5473970

19 since Nov 11th
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>>5473951
>He is like Sludge aka not fem at all.

>sludge not fem at all

You're joking, right?
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>>5473962

<

>>5473964

I mean, I'm definitely attracted to dudes in general and I think everyone gets crushes on their teaches at those ages, anyways?

>>5473967

Well, I don't have any biological male siblings
Also, I'm engaged.
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>>5473976
>>5473956
you're a little behind babe
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>>5473972
Pft lol that ain't so bad. Legal in most of Europe, and I'd have loved a 19 year old to say that to me at 16.
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>>5473855
Im masc af.
>Tfw can never be the little girl
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>>5473960

There's nothing wrong with kissing underage boys on the cheek and showing them affection.
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>>5473977
I never had any teachers to really crush on. None of them payed any attention to any of us at my school. But I had a crush on one person when I was around your age. It never materialized into anything but it always lingered.

My life was one of benign neglect and a lack of attention. Church, and my grandparents filled the void as much as they could but without any guiding compass or even someone you have a crush on it felt pointless and aimless when I was younger.
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>>5473996
Better safe than statutory anon :^)
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>>5473999
>My life was one of benign neglect and a lack of attention. Church, and my grandparents filled the void as much as they could but without any guiding compass or even someone you have a crush on it felt pointless and aimless when I was younger.

Are you drunk?
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>>5473996
disgusting.
PEDOS PLEASE LEAVE.
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>>5473977
I know dear. It was a joke. Mazel tov on the nuptials. But I've just decided I gotta network hard in the search for my mate.

Keep me in mind if you have compatible single friends, eh? I'm 32 Dadmode. white, 5'10 175 barrel-chested and basically too straight to be here.

Alright alright. Happy new year.
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>>5474008
No, I doubt it. Just tired.
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>>5474011

>implying you don't want a much older guy to much more than kiss you on the cheek
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>>5474020
It's fun, but too many old guys are extra weird.

>>5473956
I'll just need to be memorable for something other than my bussy.
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>>5474020
well i sure want that
but I'm 21 so he wouldn't be a pedo
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>>5473999

Sounds foggy.
I always had a big brother type around to hang off of.

I hung on the arm of a bigger, tougher, taller bad boy type from basically fourth grade on up.

>>5474014

Shit, bby, you sound like an easy match for like at least a third of my friends.
If only.
Feliz nuevo año, señor.
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>>5474035
>I hung on the arm of a bigger, tougher, taller bad boy type from basically fourth grade on up.

That sounds so cute
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>>5473610
I'm kinda nervous cause I'm going to college and this is my year to graduate .-. Every year I go in thinking it'll be a good year and something bad happens so I guess I gotta try harder this year. Not really a resolution but I'm gonna try to come to terms with my sexuality and try to better understand myself. I might also consider trying to talk to my /straight/ crush and bonding with his best friend so I can get closer to him. Overall, I hope this year is a good year but I won't be overly suprised if it isn't.
>>5474020
I want an older guy to approach me but that's not happening anytime soon.
Finally I'm also gonna try to post more meaningful content here and cut down on my shitposting.
>>5474011
Hey John.
>>5473977
Hey Circé sorry I stopped talking to you :/
>>5473962
Literally me minus the trans part
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>>5474035
Well to put it bluntly I never really had anyone to look to. It was a patchwork of people that had made an impact on my life. That I believe is why I am the way I am. Like you said it is a fog.

I just wanted to know why everyone went gay, why so many do so and continue to do.
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>use to date psychotic guy
>always liked when I made my voice sound high-pitched and younger
>always wanted me to roleplay as a 13yo who was getting fucked by his uncle
>would hit me and tell me not to tell anyone
>fucked up my mind

Still get hard and jack off to our sex 3 years later.
Find other guys I've dated since him boring and too vanilla for me.

How does one heal from a perverted relationship?
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>>5474053
Does penis size matter to you?

Do you like light blood play?

Do you like furry men?

Will you do everything you can to ruin my life until I break?
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>>5474053
try a masturbatical (masturbation sabbatical)
don't look at porn n stuff for a while, maybe that'll help vanilla you out

>>5474057
hi makitty
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>>5474057

MAKI
PLS
GO
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>>5474057
That is a slightly concerning list of kinks.
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>>5474057

Does penis size matter? If it's over 5" I'm good.

Do you like light blood play? He once cut me once with a knife and licked my wound. That turned me on for some reason but I wouldn't say I like it

Do you like furry men? I don't mind it.

Will you ruin my life until I break? I don't know what you mean. I don't think I could ever be a dominant obsessive pyscho top who oversteps his boundaries and lives on the edge, sorry.
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>>5474045

It's cool, man, you do you.

>>5474051

I mean, human psychology is a messy and malleable thing.
Affection, love, comfort and companionship- all of that is just the motivators for reproduction. If they get fulfilled, I think most people would be happy with adopting.
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>Had sex for first and only time last month
>Wake up early yesterday to pee
>It burns.

Do I have AIDS?? DO I HAVE AIDS??????
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>>5474070
Omg you actually accept me... I get nervous when I talk to boys so I might talk to you later if that's okay.
>>5474075
Might be a UTI or worst case scenario chlamydia / gonorrhea and can be treated with penicillin.
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>>5474075
Doubt it highly.

>>5474070

Eh I dont know maybe I'm trying too hard to find answers to questions that dont exist. Eh what the fuck ever what are you doing for new years?
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>>5474075
>having sex

Well you fell for the gay agenda, enjoy your AIDS forever
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Happy new year gaygen
May you find love in the new year, and may it hold onto you
If you already have love, may you find the way to strengthen it even more
But above all
May you be happy

I hope I will be too
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>>5474081
>>5474085
I'm actually really scared. I had sex ONCE and look what happens. I even used a condom!

I'm actually thinking it might be herpes which makes me depressed thinking about having it for the rest of my life :(
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>>5474106
Lets put it this way. I dont think its permenant
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>>5474106
I thought herpes formed a protective bubble on your lip.. if it was with a condom and your partner didn't have any transmittable diseases, nothing to worry about right?
>>5474112
Yeah might just be a UTI but go to a doctor or something.
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>>5474105
Cum on my face
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>>5474075
you don't have aids
could be a uti but it seems a bit long since you had sex
go to planned parenthood, get treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia. it's really simple, two pills and a shot, and they'll do it for free or very cheap.
you'll be ok

>>5474106
>burning when you pee
>herpes
you would absolutely know if it was herpes
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>>5474081

<3
I'll probably be watching the Death Note Movie with my Fiancé and holidaying with my mister soon.
Or maybe not, actually. He just messaged me that he's in an awful mood.


>>5474085

See above ^
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>>5474131
Hope it works out for you Circe. :)
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Do you believe in love?

like, the idea that youll meet someone and youll both just instantly know you were made for each other?
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>>5474156
No. I know you can meet someone and want to make babies with them. Perhaps violently. And you can quickly be charmed by personality. So you can know there's a foundation for love very quickly.
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>>5473960
>And then you woke up in ur jail cell with a broom handle still lodged in ur anus
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>>5474112
>>5474123
I didn't see any sores on his lips or dick or anything so I figured I'd be good with a condom. But last week he came to my job and bought an abreva. It was really awkward.

>>5474125
Webmd says pee burning could be an early sign of herpes. I might sound stupid but idk where planned parenthood is.

>two pills and a shot
I thought they had to put a cotton swab in my urethra and then wait for like a week for the results or something?
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>>5474183

>tfw have never been emotionally invloved or attracted to anyone IRL

ive only experienced physicak attraction so far...
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Why is everyone 18 and in high school? Is this like some "clever" way to get around the underage ban? I was 17 when i was a college freshman...you dont need to tell everyone youre 18 and in high school we can tell by the way you write your posts.

Also why isnt John banned? Everyone was saying that video of him fucking himself with a dildo was CP. if thats true why is he still allowed to post?
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>>5474197
google it, some of them are pretty discreet. i didn't realize there's one literally down the street from my house and went to one a half hour away

>>5474197
>waiting for results
they'll test you but if you have symptoms they'll most likely treat you anyway because it can take a few weeks to get the results back
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>>5474218

im 22. idk where you got "everyone" from

and john, like most people on 4chan, isnt retarded enough to be unable to IPswitch.

ps: who cares
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Is it dangerous to go to a nightclub or gay bar by myself? i have no gay friends so i wouldnt want to drag my hetero mates along with me
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>>5474156
I feeling it rn anon
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>>5473867
>rugby the madlet
>manly
kek
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>>5474224
Damn, closest one by my house is 15 minutes away by car. I don't have a car so guess I'll be taking the bus/taxi. Good to know they can treat me when I get there, but isn't it dangerous to treat someone if you're not sure exactly what it is?

Anyways thanks for the info, I'm never having sex again tho.
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>>5474156
Yes tbhon familia
>>
I've never posted on one of these threads before, because I didn't want to admit I was gay. But I've got to say, that I'm one of you guys and I'm happy I live in a world like this. And I love being gay.
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>>5474156
I'm with this guy.>>5474183

Love isn't like being hit by a truck. It's more like a cancer that slowly grows inside you. lol
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Why aren't you guys outside doing stuff?


Like sludge you're the best looking guy here and you're inside.


Why
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>>5474288

cute
is your dick cute also?
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>>5474301

cause its 2am, i have work to do, and i am too shy and anxious to socialise anyway
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Anyone kissing booger at midnight?
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>>5474288
post youre dick
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>>5474301
This is 4chan. Not facebook. No one on here has a life. Its not like people magically found friends and a life today.
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Real talk. How does one who is firmly closeted in the fundamentalist south find a date without losing everyone I know and love?

[spoiler]I'm open to online stuff.[/spoiler]
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>>5474321
Reeeeeeeeee
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>>5474347
You dodged a bullet you know.
>>
>>5474304
>>5474323
Just because I'm out of the closet doesn't mean I'm stupid. I've been on 4chan for 8.. Well in about three hours... 9 years, and I'm not gonna get banned for posting my big fat uncut seven inch cock on a blue board.
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>>5474347
>>5474359
Did Ann hookup with booger? I havent come here a lot lately.
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>>5474359
Yeah, probably. But he was my first man-crush. So I'm still sort of sad about it.

>>5474369
No we were talking for a while. Then he just started to ignore me, for unknown reasons.
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>Really good at socialising with old people, when my family have dinner parties everyone loves me
>Really good at socialising with kids, good at keeping them happy and calming them down
>Completely terrified of talking to people my own age and can barely functiom in their presence

anyone else? theyre just so cute and intimidating ;~;

>>5474360

put it on imgur and link it here, dummy

i need a nice dick to cheer me up rn actually, id really appreciate it
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>>5474383
Hey he did that to me too. Classic booger.
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>>5474205
Oh well bud that's so bad. There's a time for everyone. You can't just wait for it tho. It's not like top ramen. Stay open and honest. It can happen for you.

>>5474266
It's hard to know what's real, but good for you. Commie.

>>5474321
I hope so. But not I, instigator san.
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>>5474383
He's a pretty shitty person legitimately.

I wouldn't get so beta about it.
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>>5474385
i have this exact same feel senpai,
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>>5474395
>instigator san
You caught me. You caught the tater.
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>>5474333
You don't.

>>5474301
I gotta get up for work early in the morning or I'd be at a new year's party.
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>>5474397
Lol I'm not too worried about it. Just a bit of a slap in the face to realize dudes can be as bitchy as women.
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>>5474333
you don't tf you aint special fag
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>>5474205
I mean it's NOT so bad. Don't cut yerself now. On phone. Really the wost is building things up in your head. Just try to stay open. Every person is a clean slate. Expecations ruin happiness.
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cum is kinda gross t b h
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>>5474421
Well he did try to be one for a long time there.
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>>5474421
He'll get what's coming to him one day. You can't go around treating people the way he does without it coming around.
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>>5474432
cum is the best past about guys

>bussy is kind of gross desu
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>>5474420
>>5474426
I legitimately believed you guys might have some solution I've never thought of.
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>>5474414
I'd like to pin somebody done. Pon farr over here, pal. Festivals are the worst when you're trying to be a good person.
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>>5474433
Nice dubs

>>5474435
Naw. He didn't do anything that bad, desu.

If I had to guess, I'd say he get's infatuated easily, but has a hard time telling people when his passions cool. I doubt he ever hurt somebody intentionally.
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>>5474444
just think about it why would you "love" people who wouldn't do the same unconditionally
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>>5474456
Why does anyone love anyone anon

You can't choose your family
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>>5474444
It's basically like this: you either need to leave a place that is antithetical to happy healthy homo relationships or you need to settle for unhappy, unhealthy relationships with probably unstable guys. Fundie swamplands are just not the place to find >tfw bf

>>5474432
I like it, but hate it on my skin. The slimy texture is gross.
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>>5474440
>>5474432
Guys guys

Let's just agree they're both great, nutritious and part of a healthy diet

Have you had you 5 licks of cum today gg?
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>>5474448
The only thing I understood about this statement is pinning someone down. I think.
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>>5474471
>You can't choose your family
exactly you gotta work on yourself before you deal with others
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>>5474444
Sorry man, you're probably better at online gay dating than I am. I failed at cl cuddling. Best of luck. Happy new year.

>>5474452
You're nice to be understanding like that. Communication is easily the 2nd hardest thing. Trust is the 1st, but this is an anon thai chapbook bbs, rite?

>>5474480
Head pat. Good job.

>>5474485
Its new years. People are making bad decisions. I used to be one of them. It's tempting.
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>>5474494
>Head pat. Good job
What did I do?
Thanks kind, sir anon
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happy new year
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>>5474494
what is cl cuddling? What are you even talkin about?
>>5474487
huh?
>>5474479
You're probably right. But the mild depression makes it hard to gather up the funds to move.
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>>5474506
You also
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>>5474385
http://m.imgur.com/knXvD8X
Knock yourself out.
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>>5474494
You can pin me down if you want to bad decision anon.
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>>5474509
Mild means treatable. Go see your doctor and do something about it. I changed my diet this year and it's cleared up most of the depression, there may be an easy solution like that.

>>5474520
That's nice.
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>>5474529
Thanks man.
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>>5474520

very pretty, anon!

i-i like your bike also
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>>5474498
You brought the peace and comedy.

>>5474509
CL is craigslist. Cuddling is cuddling. It all ends in dickpics and bareback anal requests. Good luck being gay and confused in the South. You should move.

>>5474521
Tempting.
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>>5474541
Thanks. It's got a Bernie Sanders sticker on it.
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>>5474544
Ahh right
Thanks for the head pat, I love them
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>>5474546

come and fuck me :*
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>>5474554
(Insirts ponis)
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