Movie Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67S2RDPqoOU
Chat: tinychat /gaygenrehab
>>5464203
>>5464239
So many warm fuzzy feels.
hitler literally passes as a woman unlike 98% of trannies on this board LOL
>>5464231
ya got me
>tfw not the little girl
>>5464285
kek I love these pictures
post the others
>>5464289
I dont have any others, just made this one
The Hitler one kills me though
I want a bf.
>>5464314
Be my boyfriend.
>>5464318
fuck off he's mine
>>5464318
Okay.
>>5464314
Post butt
>>5464314
same desu senpai
>>5464326
Do you want to go to the movies with me?
I've haven't seen The Force Awakens yet.
>>5464329
I feel like you typed this in comic sans. So I will be your bf. I could go either way on Star Wars.
>>5464387
your life sounds sad
im not going to touch you, dont wanna catch your misery
>>5464387
where u at senpai
i don't mind a flat butt as long as i'm allowed in
>>5464343
tom?
;^;
>>5464399
No but I don't mind if you call me tom.
>>5464387
Well then we can watch some movies at home, I'll bake you something your tummy can take and crush up some opiates.
>>5464404
no its just that i was supposed to watch star wars with a guy called tom from here the other day but he didnt show
he didnt even explain why...
>>5464409
That sounds like it would be the best time I would have in years.
>>5464375
The desu senpai is a wordfilter for t b h and f a m
I saw Star Wars already, can we go see Joy? I like Jennifer Lawrence
>>5464419
cut or uncut?
>>5464434
Shame your in America land but I'm sure you can find someone with a mother hen personalty to dote on you.
>>5464461
I know. A lot of people use it ironically. I'm sucker for the guys pretending to be animu grills thing. Joy, huh? Looks pretty gay, tbqh. How many explosions does it have?
Hey gaygen, is it okay to be manlet if I'm a bottom?
It's hot outside, gg. I've seen two whole snakes this week.
>>5463958
I am very happy for you.
>>5464461
>I like Jennifer Lawrence
Gross, she's fat.
>>5464484
yes
was anyone shocked when a relative came out?
>sister described herself as "straightest person she knows" last spring
>today she introduced her gf
>family in tears
>be pic related
I'm somewhere between confused and jealous, but also kind of pissed. I came out two months ago to try to make it easier to find a guy, but so far no luck.
>also, my poor, poor southern raised dad
Do you remember what life was like before the memes
>>5464504
finding out my father was closeted bi was weird considering how homophobic and closeted he still is...
>tfw mom told me how far he went with a guy once
i did not need these feels.
>>5464513
That's NSWF. It's also pretty gross. I'll say C4.
>>5464513
Not him but I'm CI-9.
>>5464513
Somewhere between CI-6 and CI-7.
>>5464513
who /ci-1/ here?
worst feel desu
>>5464524
OK, I don't stare at my own junk enough. Turns out I'm more a C3 man. You? This is a wonderful icebreaker.
>>5464529
>you will never get docked
condolences
>>5464513
CI-8.
CI-9 is qt, so long as it peels back easily.
>>5464529
Could always remove penis.
>>5464504
That's right you and your senpai is gay
>>5464536
C6
feels kind of bad
I can see the line the separates the half that's covered and the half that's uncovered and sort of calloused. RIP cutdicks
>>5464544
true true
>>5464540
>ywn get docked
>ywn have more sensation
>ywn masturbate or get handjobs without needing lube
these feels
>>5464540
That is just mean. Anything is possible with the power of love. Even overcoming jewdick.
>>5464244
Why don't you have a bf?
>>5464550
It's not so bad. These little things don't matter much once someone is bent over.
But are we all agreed that our adopted/mpreg kids will be uncut until they are old enough to choose?
>>5464524
https://imgur.com/a/Dk3bQ
>>5464587
very nice
more?
>t. foreskin connoisseur
>>5464540
Just find a C10. A sizable C10 could probably take your whole micropenis booger.
>>5464587
Okay. Needs a bit more thickness.
>>5464591
No.
>>5464614
You're fine. Top or bottom?
>>5464603
So c9 is your jam? Seems like prop comedy to me.
>>5464520
Iktf. Gross. Why would your mom storytime that shit though?
>>5464651
Top, I haven't had any complaints but I'm not well traveled.
>>5464520
I have at least two closeted bi friends who are new dads
More stories like that in the future I'm sure
What can I do to win the undying adoration of legions of hot boys? Is this possible? Hypothetically, can what Beiber does to make millions of teen girls cream themselves be done with gay/bi boys?
What is the secret to winning not just a boy's affections, but his very soul?
Complete this sentence:
"When I'm 40 I ______________"
a) will have matured with dignity with the love and support of my husband Michael. I am the man I want to be.
b) will be disgusted with my sham of a life and prey on teens on grindr.
c) will be the same. I don't much.
d) will have been dead for 15 years.
>>5464666
Everything about this post is disgusting and you can never be my favorite now.
>>5464659
No complaints means no problems! The double helping of foreskin is a feature I'm sure.
>>5464651
I'm cool with anything between C-5 and C-9.
>>5464666
You could see it coming from a mile away too.
>>5464675
I'm 32 and much worse off than I was at 18-25.
Shit doesn't get easier unless you work, work, work, and then work some more, you inherit money, win the lottery, or find a sugar daddy.
>tfw no slightly chubby small penis Japanese bf to flick and brag that I got a native Japanese boyfriend to my straight friends
>they will never say YOU'RE GAY?
>They will never say to me "im not surprised"
>>5464675
When I'm 40 I will have matured with dignity with the love and support of my husband SilentProtagonist. I am the man I want to be now and 10 years in the future.
>>5464676
I have had a free issues with it not peeling back properly but I give it a stretch every now and then and it seems to be fine now.
>>5464701
But fatter, and with even less hair.
When I'm 40, I'll have long accepted death's sweet embrace.
>>5464704
ethnicity?
>>5464708
gurl you have mental issues you need to deal with before you can ever talk to me again.
>>5464709
Generic caucasian and quarter spanish-cuban.
>>5464719
post boipussi
>>5464724
Trip on senpai
>>5464735
trips are for faggots
>>5464724
You have to buy me dinner first.
>>5464744
unlike those sweet dubs i just scored
>>5464675
That's a good question. I want to say ill be alone for the rest of my life but I honestly don't know if ill do that. I hate humanity and hate marriage and hate relationships but you never know.
I know for sure when im 40 im going to be really muscular and knowing a foreign language completely and would make a good daddy but idk...im not good with relationships.
>>5464718
Why do you hate me so, Juppy?
I've shown naught but love for you and your secretary, something like that of a little brother.
Would you condemn your own brother?
I am pretty sure I am straight
An old friend told me he has been in love with me for years
What do I do
>>5464762
Just tell him how you feel . You don't know if you can reciprocate his feelings. Apologize modestly but tell him "the heart has a mind of it's own."
>>5464668
Teen guys? Just show up. Around 16, I would've been a furniture-sexual if my mattress had a hole in it.
>>5464675
A of course. I know a nice Michael, but I hope he stays with his boyfriend. They seem good together. I will make an rship happen though. Wish I could say I'm a total rugged individualist, but I don't give many shits about life unless I have people to care for.
>>5464682
>tfw I will never satisfy you with my only-mostly-aryan jewdick.
>>5464744
Trip on, pansexual
>>5464766
>pansexual
what the fuck is that? someone who has sex with frying pans?
>>5464775
XD
So f**king epic!
>>5464775
YES
(Greentext love story.)
>>5464775
it's like bisexual but they're fine with having sex with trans
>>5464766
I'd make an exception for tall, blond qts.
You won't really need your dick for what we'd be doing together anyway, Captain Kike Cock.
>>5464513
>tfw c-1
i thought about foreskin restoration but there's nothing to work with.
oh well.
Why the fuck do I even bother anymore? Every time I start to really like a guy, he's straight. EVERY. FUCKING. GODDAMN. TIME. Do gay people even fucking exist? I always tell myself to be more optimistic and that you don't really know if someone's gay or not until they tell you, but FUCKING NOPE. I literally feel like to only gay guy that exists in the planet. I'm so fucking done. They literally only exist on grindr. That's fucking it. That's my only option. Fucking ugly-ass 50 year old pedos.
Fuck everything. Fuck love. It's hopeless. I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow and see his FUCKING FACE.
Kill me.
/blog
>>5464823
we're all gonna make it bud, keep at it
>>5464823
This is a dream and when you die you unplug from the matrix
>>5464823
I feel ya.
>Crushing on guy in one of my classes this year who seems interested
>See him in the supermarket one night
>Approach him to say hi
>Succubus pops out and starts public displays of affection with him
>Turn around and leave before I can finish my shopping
>>5464823
Do you think you prefer a type of normie masc guy that often turns out to be straight? Or could you be sabotaging yourself by going after straights and ignoring more viable options?
>>5464809
Not blonde and 5 10 (American.) Also no secret bottom fantasies so I hope we're cooking or something.
>>5464823
you'll develop a crush on a gay guy if you start hanging out with gay guys
>>5464862
but how do you keep the ones you don't want from crushing on you?
>>5464872
Poop your pants a few times while in their company.
>>5464856
>Not blonde and 5 10 (American.)
Gurl, bye.
B-but you might still be cute, so I wish you all the best!
who /ugly as sin/ here
2016 is the year i get a similarly mediocre-in-appearance boyfriend
>>5464897
john you there?
>>5464903
i'm not THAT ugly christ
>tfw no cute Japanese boy to rub my belly after eating 2500 calories in one meal
>tfw supposed to be losing weight
>Tfw lonely and overweight
I just want a Japanese boy...
Thanks santa!
>>5464924
you look like a leper
>>5464935
do you even know what a leper is
>>5464872
>Literally how do I filter reality and control the emotions of others
You can't. Not until the transhuman are finished. Suck it up.
>>5464823
This feel.
I know it well.
No but for real I went down that road once, I just want someone close to my own age. Stay strong anon.
Is there anybody near this shit hole known as Virginia.
pls say yes.
mfw just got done watching le charme discret de la bourgeoisie
>>5465052
>stalin-sucker pls go
How was it?
>tfw straight girls think im like a 2/10
>gay guys think im like an 7-8/10
>tfw stupidly depressed for no reason
I've wanted to cry at the drop of a hat for the last week. Idk what's wrong with me
>>5465068
It's weird right?
I get very few compliments from girls but guys are always telling me that I'm hot or that I'm really cute.
Granted most of them wanted to see me naked, but that still doesn't change the fact that guys seem to be more attracted to me than girls.
>>5465072
*hugs*
>>5465084
Well that's probably because they do want you Anon, if they're calling you beautiful. But yeah, it's only natural to feel good when someone wants you.
>>5464924
Fuck me tbqh
>>5465111
>>5465111
O hey John
>>5465084
That's the stupid thing there's nothing to cry about
Literally something small that makes any normal person go "aw that's a little sad" is turning me into a blubbering mess. Combined with that is just a general cloud hanging above me. It's awful.
Will whore myself for therapist money...
>>5465095
>tfw slightly above average
>broken inside
I'm afraid no one will ever be capable of loving me
>>5465106
Someone probably does.
Cheer up! Daddy is here! I want each and every one of you. Feel great about your sexy selves!
Except you, Booger. Iamanisland.
>>5465078
I think guys will fuck anything with a pulse
>4/10 on a good day
>still make pretty good money camwhoring
>>5465132
I'd probably know if I was a British Asian so no
>>5465134
Guys and girls will fuck anything but not every person here that gets posted gets compliments.
>>5465132
I'm at my parents' house so I can't do that but the thought has crossed my mind
If I could stomach alcohol without insane amounts of sugar and fruit flavoring I'd probably be an alcoholic already.
>>5465130
>Except you, Booger.
>>5465134
Really?
4/10?
Well what do you think of me? Estimate how good you think I'd do.
Shaved the chin thing 2 days ago btw.
>>5465160
Fuck off John
>>5465164
Alright so let me in on the meme, who's John?
>>5465160
Would beat over the head with a heavy object, and berry.
>>5465160
I couldn't say really, I've got like half a weeks experience, lol. Depends on what you're willing to do on camera.
>>5465158
Booooooooger!
Why don't you love me any more! ;_;
>>5465134
Wait, are you really an electric jewtube midnight cowboy now? How's that going?
>>5465181
So who do you find attractive here anyway?
>>5465181
>Berry
Exactly what I was going for, thanks anon.
>>5465191
Nobody in particular, throw me some names and I'll rate.
>>5465193
You're welcome.
>>5465190
>How's that going?
It's a weird mix of not great, and amazingly better then I expected. lol
>>5465212
Huh. Well I hope it keeps getting better. Looking forward to updates. I don't know any male pornstars. Till now!
>>5465210
I find you attractive...
>>5465217
>male pornstar
That's a bit of an overstatement.
It's more:
>Discount man slut
atm.
>when you're dying inside but still want to look cute for the Internet
Evenin /gg/ am I too late for the pity party?
>>5465219
Okay.
>>5465226
Post lewds, Blondie.
>>5465237
That won't fill the void in my soul, silly
>tfw obsessed with myself
>tfw reading through everything in my past learning from my mistakes
>instead of being an asshole going to try being a nice person
>realize that the "nice" person actually wins in the game of life because they get the most sympathy
>going to stop taking pride in being an asshole
>going to have to learn the balance of not being a pussy when ncie and being an asshole
>tfw always got in a rage when someone called me nice but going to get over it and accept it when I start being nice to people
>>5465239
You'd be surprised.
>>5465222
No man. This is exciting. You could make a real name. Get a following. Shit could literally be cash. Moralizing memes aside, I'm happy for ya.
>>5465245
Stop posting this fucking image
>>5465256
>gay marriage
>>5465248
Nah having gg make fun of my dick would probably just drive me closer to the grave so I'm good f a m
>>5465239
>>5465273
What's got you so down, Blondie?
It is the height thing? That despite losing all that weight, you'll always look like 3/4 of a man?
Post lewds, I wanna see you on all fours.
>>5465273
How big is it?
I doubt its memeworthy
>>5465226
its impossible to look cute when you look like goofy
>>5465283
I dunno what that's even supposed to mean
>>5464862
Funny story. My last major (straight) crush willingly came up to me to start a conversation and it went downhill from there, while my previous one was in my group for a project. Literally unavoidable.
Meanwhile, forcing myself to be with the people at the LGBT club for a year had the opposite effect. I'm probably gonna go with an internet bf tbqh f a m
>tfw someone says they like you the way you are
>>5465288
you look like goofy
you know goofy, the disney character?
>>5465068
Are you a bear?
>>5465292
>tfw someone says you're not good than brags about how they denied you for not being good enough for them
>>5465294
Don't see it sorry
Next shitty insult?
>>5465296
yes
fuzzy and muscular and bearded
I look pretty fucking cool, I really love the way I look and I eat a bunch to keep me overweightish.
I love being big I look so cool because I love that guys like it.
>>5465307
post nudes
>>5465286
>Pencil dick
>Short
Why do you do this to me, Blondie? You were my ray of hope in these threads, with that blond hair, pretty blue eyes and pale skin.
I don't even think I want to assault you anymore, what's the point of beating down a man who's already in the dirt?
Is your butthole still qt?
>>5465300
back when i would compliment you, you'd ignore my posts, assface
you do remind me of goofy though
>>5465307
Well that pretty much explains everything.
>>5465312
what?
Slippery wet dog poop
tfw eight hour coach journey
>>5465327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limb_lengthening_methods
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement
Get to work.
>>5465314
I'm sorry for not responding to you
>>5465340
Why do I like you so much?
Not blondie.
>>5465340
I'm good senpai. I don't need some shut-in bogan with an unhealthy model obsession who does nothing but troll on 4chan all day to like me anyway.
i think something stung me
there was a spider in my room the other day so im pertty scared
help me odin
>>5465346
I don't know, I don't even like me most of the time.
>>5465352
>bogan
How cute.
You shouldn't use words that you're incapable of understanding, Blondie.
really tho what am i going to do for 8 hours
>>5465362
Be an annoying faggot. You already do that for twenty four hours a day tbqh.
>>5465355
seriously
could this be a spider bite????
jesus of nazareth
>>5465382
looks like it. don't worry, most spider bites are no more serious than mosquito bites. just make sure it doesn't start turning funny colours or anything.
>>5465382
I don't know but ill cut it open and put some cummy inside if it if you want.
>>5465364
#owned
#chatshitgetbanged
#thuglife
>>5465390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-omvd2u1s
>>5465404
y-you too
I think im going to make my own subreddit and just blog about stuff and say what's on my mind instead of saying it here every night.
Would you guys subscribe and upvote me?
>>5465427
yes
in exchange for cuddles
>>5465427
Fuck off normie
>>5465436
>Id cuddle you even if you didn't...
a-anon
>>5465442
Id squeeze your buttcheeks and kiss your neck.
But it's the internet and it will never happen...
>>5465436
>>5465442
What a buncha sissies.
>>5465448
Id cuddle the shit out of you...id squeeze you really hard with your butt touching my cock.
Just got back from reddit.
Literally found this in the atheism section.
how to stop being hungry?
>>5465485
Eat a dick
>>5465491
That actually brings up a point that I've been thinking about for a while.
How do you guys jump on Grindr guys so readily? I'm perpetually horny myself, but I can't see myself just hooking up with someone I don't know.
>>5465485
Stimulants are appetite suppressants, so things like caffeine and nicotine will curb hunger, but not for a long amount of time.
Stimulant medications like adderall, ritalin, focalin, etc. will suppress your appetite for hours.
Other than that, you can eat foods that are very filling but have few calories
>>5465485
Example(s) of filling foods that are low calorie?
>>5465518
Just drink a shitload of water, usually I feel sick and full after I chug down a couple of litres really fast.
It can kill you though.
Guys I'm over it, I think I am finally over my attraction to chubs, husky guys and bears. This is great also this is my husbando atm
>>5465552
What type of male are you?
Are you a subby boy?
>>5465552
Needs work.
>>5465552
>>5465558
You're annoying. I want to filter you.
>>5465562
He's right tho
>>5465559
Pic
>>5465558
Nah
>>5465555
Subby? Also why?
>>5465569
Because im a fuzzy musclechub that's lonely and wants a subby boy.
>>5465572
Bruh I'm over it and no musclechub exists on 4chan
>>5465562
The real world will eat you alive.
>>5465569
Yes. He looks like a disgusting mulatto.
>>5465582
He is a beautiful Haitian Jew :3
Black race and mixed race is best race <3
>>5465581
You're not over it.
Im a cub. Not sure the subtleties of musclechub and cub.
>>5465584
FILTH.
>>5465586
>cub
I wish gays would stop putting themselves in these silly animal groups.
>>5465589
You just want the cub dick faglord.
I can't fall back asleep
Help me lads
>>5465759
Fap
>>5465793
But my tummy is warm and it makes me uncomfortable
tfw no qt to cuddle with
guys 16 and under are the hottest
can't prove me wrong
>>5464258
>>5465882
>tfw fall in love with 16 year old
>cant do anything because it would be illegal and wrong
have to wait 2 years until he is legal
):
Dead thread.
>>5465953
The doc's here, whats the rapport?
>>5465961
They are even more handsome around 12
HNGGGGGG
>>5465943
i think the main problem with being 16 + gay was that anyone willing to date you is guaranteed to be a pedophilic creeper, because ordinary, morally upstanded people would rightly shun + avoid you.
>>5465974
Doesn't look so good, doc. He might not make it.
>>5465975
what is wrong by you???
you are sick
>>5465994
Do not fatpost.
>>5465987
I need a dose of qt 2d boypussy, STAT!
>>5466009
Conditions stabilizing. Thought we lost him there for a minute.
Good job, doc.
>fuck like 5 guys over Christmas weekend
>three of them want to make it a long term relationship
>only really interested in two of them, one of which I don't think is still interested in me
Holy fuck why does being a whorebag have to be so hard? Can't I just fuck a hot guy very now and then and leave it that without any of the "hy bb, just want u 2 kno im urs if u want me, u prbly dont tho ; (((" shit.
The worst part is if I try to communicate with them and tell them nicely that I'm really not looking for a relationship, they get even more upset. And if I don't say anything and just go silent hoping they'll give up and move on, they just keep texting me "were r u ; (((".
I can't handle all this guilt tripping.
>>5466034
>"wah wah my actions have consequences wah wah"
puh-lease
>>5466044
I just don't understand what's romantic about a Grindr hookup. Would be nice if people could wait until the second time around before the "I want you to love me"s came out.
Does anyone know if toxic shock syndrome could be caused by anal sex?
Also what diseases can be in fecal matter? and if it gets on your tongue or in your pee hole through bareback sex? what can happen?
STIs that can be passed on through anal sex include:
chlamydia.
genital herpes.
genital warts.
gonorrhoea.
hepatitis B.
HIV.
syphilis.
Anyone else fear anal or oralsex? I don't think I'll ever actually do it. It's gross.
>>5466062
>Does anyone know if toxic shock syndrome could be caused by anal sex?
Yes, it's what killed Mr.Hands. However, unless you're fucking horses or a virgin bottoming dry for old man barrelcock, you should be fine. You need to be seriously damaged down there to get toxic shock syndrome.
>>5466062
Also, the worst you can get from eating trace amounts of shit is food poisoning. You've probably already eaten some sleazy taco bell employee's shit at some point in your life, and if you've ever pooped and not washed your hands afterwards you've eaten your own too.
Getting it in your urethra is a urinary tract infection, which sucks, but that's just more incentive to wear a condom.
>>5466034
>wah, i literally had 5 guys all over me over break, making it the best christmas possible.
>wah it's a problem
Shut the hell up. You don't know how lucky you are. I'd do anything to have even one guy be all over me.
>>5466085
Spending Christmas chilling with your loving family is much nicer!
>>5466085
If it makes you feel any better, three of them were creepy old dudes and one of them is fat. It's not like I had a line of A+ pornstars begging me to fuck them or something. I just had no standards for a week.
Irish catholic sex-ed is pants-on-head retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxgXWHo9jvI
lel
>>5466109
A sex ed video from the eighties is outdated and dumb
No shit mate
You summoned me
>>5466109
How is it retarded? It's a loving honest message about sex for children.
Having sex outside of marriage is being a SLUT.
Seriously..there is nothing worse than dating left overs.
>>5466109
lol
I remember seeing something similar to this when i was a kid and being confused as to whether you wear clothes or not when having sex
it was never explained to me!
>>5466122
generally not but you can if you want to
>>5466122
We got to make an ovulation themed board game when we were learning about the female reproductive system.
Mine played like snakes and ladders, with sperm sending you back towards the fallopian tube instead of snakes. There were still ladders inside the vagina though, I couldn't think of a suitable alternative.
>>5466109
there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage. i am happy I waited to marriage to have sex. It is special. I do not want someone with disease
>>5466140
You're correct that there isn't anything wrong with waiting until marriage, but at the same time it isn't inherently "right" about it, rather than doing it before marriage. It's all personal preference and whatever works for you and your partner.
>>5466122
I remember I thought you had to do it with the lights turned off because otherwise it would be really gross.
Then I realized that what seemed gross about it for me was that there was a woman involded.
>and so I sayeth unto thee that I shall descend upon thee with a firmness likened unto stone, and that thy flesh is beholden to mine eye
>and I shall beseech thee with great humbleness that thou might grant my firmness mercy from its afflictions and that thy body might serve to lift me from the depths of my great yearning
What do you even say to this?
