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>>5457271
Hey baby let me ride my boat up your anal canal.
>>5458854
fun fact: if you do that on a modern toilet the seat will shatter and you will end up with several large chunks of ceramic shrapnel embedded inside you and will need emergency medical attention.
>>5458770
Eh. I really hate drawing this guy, his face is disgusting - i cant bring myself to continue past a preliminary sketch.
What happens when you fall off the toilet shattering the porcelain into a blade that slits your femoral artery?
LOVE YOUR FELLOW GG SISTERS!
>>5458880
Lolwat
Maybe if you're like 500 lbs sure.
I've done it before and nothing bad happens.
>>5458899
lookin good gurlie
>>5458880
Aww alright anon I'll draw it on my own
>>5458899
how can I love others if I can't even love myself
Anyone want something drawn? I can tell im not going to get to sleep tonight anyway.
>>5458901
Good for you. But its not safe, and it will shatter eventually if you keep doing it.
The toilet seat is designed to specification for that kind of thing.
>>5458912
Yeah but thats clearly not true
jesus chauncey get your fucking life together and stop posting on 4chan
>>5458912
Be with him in hell? Idk why youre responding to me
>>5458917
I second the one to draw me, hitler, booger, and niq hanging Chauncey
Guys is it bad I want an LTR with a twink?
>>5458934
Be honest. You are Chauncey, arent you?
>>5458934
wat
twinks are best
>guy on Tumblr posting sadfrog and "REEEEEEE normies" shit all the time
>he posts his photos
>he looks like this
fuck this gay earth
I'm having suicidal thoughts again and I don't know what to do.
>>5458913
Well you're not dead, are you? If you didn't love yourself or the people around you, you'd have no problem killing yourself! Problem solved!
>>5458950
i hate tumblr b/c of that
there's so many of them
>>5458950
What a qtp2t
link his tumblr
cross-generation gay LTRs are hard...
>>5458960
What do you mean I'm looking for someone my age or close to it.
>>5458960
yeah they definitely don't seem easy
is there something you want to talk about?
>>5458963
Let this be a lesson to all you newfags.
This is why you dont reply to chauncey
>>5458963
Chill out anon I dont fuck on the first date :)
Also I'm trying to draw banana twink but it's hard as fuck.
>>5458965
I figured this is the place to bitch about this stuff. Being the younger guy in a older/younger relationship makes me feel like kind of a failure. He's doing all this great work while I'm still in school struggling to support myself. I feel like such a mooch sometimes.
>>5458934
same desu
>>5458963
>Because I love you... A-and I think you feel the same..
jfc fuck off
Hey guys can I tell you a bit about my life? I'd like to share it with you.
>>5458919
I have this and it definitely helps, but having an actual floor toilet that you squat over (like what you can find in Asia) feels so much easier.
The issue with the Squatty Potty is that is has to sit around a western toilet (which is really wide). So while the Squatty Potty does allow for your legs to be in a position that eases the tension on your asshole, it doesn't fully create the natural position of squatting.
When you actually pop a squat (like you do over those Asian floor toilets) you're weight is on your feet. When you use a Squatty Potty your weight is actually still on your ass.
I have chronic butt problems (I'm prone to getting a fissure in the same area, which leads to constipation and sometimes a hemorrhoid) so I have become a sort of expert on this. Also, pissing and shitting in those floor toilets in Japan felt so effortless and easy.
fuck off chauncey
>>5458977
Is it dreadful?
Please share your pain.
>>5458954
It weirds me out when you're all cheerful like this bully-kun
you're supposed to insult me so I spiral further into my misery
Mostlyhomo still around?
>>5458977
We're all ears bb.
>>5458931
Almost done. What do you look like?
also can I just say that this is the #1 most autistic thread I have ever seen in my entire life.
I wish Chauncey would leave.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3043331/Chinese-passenger-hospitalised-airport-toilet-COLLAPSED-squatted-not-clean.html
>>5458979
>I have chronic butt problems
>>5458987
in in tinychat rn
>>5458993
>>5458983
>>5458977
CHAUNCEY FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE CHILD
>>5458987
Who am I holding?
the blonde hair blue eyed boy
> Born in 1997
> Im 18
> not in college because gap year
> my life has been...markedly different than most bi/gays imo
> well I guess we should start from my youth
> my parents got in a brutal divorce thay would fight and fight endlessly
> CPS ended up putting me with my grandparents
> they fucking love me
Cont.
>>5458987
>Almost done. What do you look like?
>>5459009
thanks hitler. Right in the dumbest face
>>5458985
>>5458990
If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it!
>>5459008
>my parents got in a brutal divorce thay would fight and fight endlessly
Jealous, my parents never fight. It's so boring.
>>5458983
>Lol can I FUCK u hard
Absolutely not, especially not right now.
I had one of the most painful bowel movements of my life today. Literally crying and screaming in agony due to getting a fissure the other day.
When I have a bad BM and it opens the fissure, my asshole just clinches shut, even if more shit wastrying to get out. This remaining stool becomes more impacted, dry and hard, and it it irritates the fissure. This causes my asshole to get swollen around the fissure. It also makes it dirty since there is shit right in there that seems out.
Then when I go to shit again it feels like jagged glass tearing through my bowels.
This is what happens when I visit my parents in Texas and eat nothing but their unhealthy food for days. When I eat healthy (lots of veggies) I don't have these problems.
Worst part
>I'm a bottom
>fml
Yes, this has been a constant problem for me, my sex live, and every relationship I have ever been in.
>how did it start?
Got my wisdom teeth removed years ago. Doc never told me the pain pills make me constipated.
After a week I eventually passed coke can sized stools. Tore my asshole. Went to 3 doctors before someone found it and gave me pills and such to help heal.
This took a year to resolve. For that entire year I had a fissure that caused the above (and current issue) and sex was completely out of the question due to constant anal pain. And I have never been the same since. This was like 4 years ago. FML.
No Im not chauncey
You know what I'll pre write this shit and tell you all later.
>>5459034
Correct. Or any other large object your ass doesn't have time to stretch to accommodate.
>>5459063
MODS
BAN THIS UNDERAGE SHITPOSTING CLINICALLY INSANE INCOHERENTLY RAMBLING ATTENTION SEEKING MOTHERFUCKER
Alright Dann i hope this okay
i dont reaally have a good grasp on how you look
now i just need to put in Chauncey's sorry ass and im done
>>5459045
>>5459034
I once got topped but a guy with a chode cock. It was so massively wide that it caused my anal sphincter to stretch wider than it ever has. This caused loose skin. I noticed this when I wiped after taking a shit. there would be poop stuck inside the flap of skin that normally when I wiped front to back the toilet paper wouldn't collect it all. So I had to wipe front to back and then back to front to make sure I got all the poop. Recently my boyfriend forced his dick into me too fast and not directly in my hole. His dick essentially ripped the flap of skin and I was bleeding for 3 days and hit hurt to poop. I don't know yet, but I hope he ripped it all the way so I can shit normally now without constant alternating wipes.
>pic related that bridge of skin is what it looks like when I pull my ass cheeks apart.
That damn skin flap bridge is so annoying.
http://fuckthebutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Maverick-Men-Danny-Twinks-Gets-A-Big-Bareback-Cock-Up-His-Ass-Cum-Amateur-Gay-Porn-1.jpg
>>5459086
Nice touch putting 5652 in there too.
>>5459086
Picture looks great, but why am I standing with swede?
Eh fuck it I'll just tell you my problem. After coming out to my mom that I was bi and the subsequent freakout she had not to mention how she pretty much hates me. I want to know if I should try and make things better between us or should I just stay with my accepting grandparents and focus on being with them.
>>5459086
Where am I in this?
>>5459109
Rub rogaine in your butthole
>>5459086
>>5459092
Welcome to my hell. Wiping and staying clean will now be the bane of your existence and a constant hindrance to your sex life. Sorry.
>>5459114
that doesn't sound healthy.
>>5459109
>tfw hairy butt
:')
>>5459109
Icy hot, while a great muscle muscle relaxer, has been shown to stimulate hair growth.
Put a generous amount on your taint and hole, if you are also wanting more ball hair try lathering you balls in the stuff ^_^
I'm always happy to help.
>>5459023
That's fucking horrible. No other viable treatment options? I heard they can botox the bum fissures now.
>>5459116
I'm thinking of getting a portable bidet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiBi0xMF9UY
pic contains:
Dann, Hitler, Swede, Rugby, Chauncey, 5652, Niq, Irishanon
>>5459127
>icy hot on your balls
>>5459124
>tfw very hairy butt crack
>tfw wish all around my butt was hairier not just the crack
http://40.media.tumblr.com/06890fbfe7ec6e0f942953d20d62c902/tumblr_nqhla0rS9U1ru01p3o1_500.jpg
>>5459143
oh and booger. Forgot that.
>>5459143
I love it
>>5459145
I am just trying to help my fellow man!
>>5459149
Dat butthole
>>5459137
That actually looks kinda useful. I normally use the wet wipes, and if cleanliness is still an issue use my shower head.
On day I will have a Japanese style bathroom complete with robotoilet. Those things are amazing.
>>5459164
I knew you would like that senpai
http://49.media.tumblr.com/e15b9f20ee749d13109cda08a568d0eb/tumblr_no9kacQI6Z1s2a4yso5_500.gif
>>5459173
W O O F
O
O
F
>>5459143
>Irishanon
wait where is irish?
>>5459143
Thank you this has made my day
>>5459176
look closer
>>5459175
you need lots and lots of prayer
>>5459186
nvm found him
>>5459175
>gif of senpai licking up a cum filled hairy hole.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f5051bcd5ec75d756a0cd0abc70ebd6d/tumblr_nyn1myfNaP1rmhddso1_400.gif
>>5459199
Thanks bro. I wanted a better relationship with her but I too think it's irreparable
>>5459203
you're dorksided
>>5459203
>wants a beefy bottom bf
>wont eat ass
You disgust me and my brethren. No bf for you.
>>5459213
dork is a whale penis
>>5459230
I don't know who this is, I can't even understand ye
>>5459227
I love eating ass
Just not ass with a mixture of jizz, lube and anal mucus leaking out of it
>>5459236
no buts, or youll get no butts.
man up, faggot.
>>5459236
Why not? what if it was samurbi's ass leaking cum?
>>5459236
>mfw top tries to make u suck his dick straight after fuggin
>>5459255
You shouldn't be afraid to do this if your ass was clean. You're ass is obviously disgusting and you shouldn't be a bottom if you can't keep it clean.
>unrelated random Annie cock
http://imgur.com/a/09old
>>5459264
Its mostly the disgusting lube taste tho
>unrelated cat
Is there a way I can recover from this gg?
>know guy for 6 weeks
>talk pretty cool
>been to his place 3 times, watched movies and had long chats (something i really like in guys)
>met up with him after finals on Christmas of all fucking days
>ended the night with us mutually masturbating, frotting and cumming
>freak out saturday morning because i broke my "no sex within first few dates or x amount of time" rule and i didn't ask about his STD status
>somehow manage to talk normally rest of the day
>he's been less responsive after saturday
>thought he would say good morning on sunday, he didn't even do that cause ive been saying it first lately
>ask today if he wants to meet sometime after 4:30pm during the weekday (since he told he's free after that time on weekdays)
>no response
I still don't know if I'm getting played or just paranoid. I don't think a guy would wait 6 weeks to blow their load with someone but I've heard stories..
>>5459264
B E N T
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N
T
>>5459275
>Not using coconut oil
I bought a tub of that shit and I haven't even entered a man yet. It's a wonder material.
>>5459292
You have trace amounts of poopoo on the outside too. How can you say you'll rim but not suck the cum of an ass. hypocrite much
http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg
>>5459304
It's the best lube yes, but you can't use it with condoms.
>rimming
>ass to mouth
>pup play
>fat chasing
Ew, what the fuck?
>>5459248
100% pure nope
>>5459310
>using condoms
I've decided I am going to marry a Japanese man. Is this feasible? Im going to Japan in June more than likely and I like Japanese men more than women.
>>5459329
I know, right?
>>5459330
Fuck off.
>>5459292
>>5459330
picture the scene
youre at a new years party when you notice a disturbance by the pool
you head over there and see a jostling crowd of people shouting and cheering. upon closer inspection they are gathered around a single, beefy man.
Samurbi.
He is off his tits on cheap booze and loudly proclaims that whoever is the best at pleasuring him gets to marry him. You rush forward, eager to try and prove your worth, but you cant push your way through the crowd. By the time you reach Samurbi he is panting, painted in cum with a gaping asshole similarly filled up.
He looks up at you with a lethargic glance, waiting to see what you'll do to try and win his hand in marriage. His asshole is in front of you, glistening in the orange lights, pink skin twitching as Samurbi settles into a more comfortable position. Everyone is watching youm
Will you rim him? Or flee like a dog?
>>5459310
Degenerates, the lot of 'em
>>5459338
enjoy your hpv
>>5459129
No idea. Been to like 3 doctors and nobody seems to give a shit and they all say I'm fine/deal with it.
>>5459351
I have no words to express my feels to this post.
>>5459349
Be nice, fatanon.
>>5459276
Anyone?
>>5459392
its about proving your dedication in front of everybody, duh
>>5459368
No.
>>5459375
Are you one of those sock fetishists, Puppers? The ones who pay hundreds of dollaroos for some 6/10 "master's" used socks?
>>5459387
I can't be bothered to read all that shit.
>>5459387
you need to chillax and take things a bit more easy minded.
>>5459346
Anybody?
;x;
>>5459310
I've heard only it's a potential issue with latex. Maybe. Oils aren't all the same.
>>5459363
It's important they understand the current treatments aren't working. Maybe they aren't aware of how it's hurting your sex life? That changes the picture a lot for trying other treatments.
>>5459351
One day I'm going to make a str8gen were the bear fetishists only speak when spoken to and keep their disgusting fantasies in their magical realm. Degenerate.
>>5459349
The fatposting is real!
>>5459410
they don't like whittu piggu's.
>>5459403
Can you fucking put on a trip already? I'm sick of you shitposting here.
>>5459403
ew, absolutely not
i would be the one selling the socks
this guy i was cash domming bought me a really cute pair of soccer socks that i look sexy af in
i only wore them once to take pictures in and promptly forgot they existed
>>5459404
How?
>>5459425
you must have other things to occupy yourself with than waiting for this guy?
>>5459416
Yes they do. I want a cute gay Japanese bf really badly.
>>5459424
>cash domming
dont you feel bad...?
>>5459434
go home whittu piggu
>>5459435
he approached me and asked for it
he was a flake so it didn't last long anyway
>>5459194
Woah I never knew how handsome Irishanons were.
>>5459431
I'm on break so.. no, unfortunately. lel I guess I could hang out with friends and play vidya.
But anon, you don't fucking tell someone you have nothing to do and that you're free on weekdays after work and all day weekends then somehow act like you have things to do.
>>5459420
You too.
>>5459424
I have a picture of you with a tail plug, wearing soccer socks.
You don't look sexy af though, just degenerate and silly. I'd give you a side eye and maybe a little chuckle if you approached me wearing that.
>>5459455
How do I become a whore?
Im only a slut but I want to use daddies.
>>5459469
maybe he feels you're being too clingy and not as casual as he wish it would be. try to find things to do, not for him but for yourself.
>>5459023
omg ive been having this problem for over 9 years now
Is olive oil a good massage oil?
>>5459487
use coconut oil instead, or go out and buy some essential oils.
>>5459496
>why would i approach you
Because I have treats.
>>5459511
>being against everything puppy play stands for
>offering treats
i'm getting mixed signals here you flighty bitch
Which trip past or present would you have liked to get to know better?
>>5459532
No one, I can only interact with people trolling it doesn't work irl.
>>5459519
I wasn't offering. They're for real live dogs, not silly Smutpuppies with their silly fetish gear.
>>5459480
Actually fuck that, I lied. Since I've gotten off from finals I've been going out quite a lot and have had only 2 days at home. As a matter of fact when I was out on Sat he asked 2 or 3 times when I'd be done so I could come over to see him. He wanted to see me when I was going to be busy (the weekend) and I tried to schedule a better date and time and he didn't say shit.
I'm not getting clingy, and I could easily write this nigga off like nothing but other than a mistake.
>>5459553
then we're back to square one
no reason to approach you
>>5459532
qtpersian. I heard he got stoned. RIP ;___;
>>5459556
You'd sniff the treats and be unable to resist.
Also, I'm very approachable and charming irl.
>>5459571
>wanting me to eat dog treats
wow, you're a sick bastard
a real fuckin degenerate
I want a threesome with Bully kun and sludge
>>5459599
You're not following this conversation very well, Puppers.
I don't want you to eat the treats, you'd take them by force and I'd give you a fierce side eye.
Maybe you should go to bed, I'm going to play some Xenoblade X now anyway.
>>5459608
Eww.
my dream bf tbqh
>>5459532
All of them. Locked in a house. They will become friends and get gay married. Some may attempt murder of course. I will save the qts. Well, at least one for myself. All of this will be filmed and sold for vast sums to the Electric Jew. We'll learn a lot.
>>5459496
Where should I get the coconut oil anon
>>5459657
you quoted the wrong person, but you can buy coconut oil at grocery stores
it looks thick like shortening, but you can warm it to make it a liquid
>>5459684
Ok thanks anon.
>>5459684
its liquid at JUST above room temp. your body melts that shit like no other; dont microwave it like a tard.
I think im going to become a sweetheart instead of an asshole.
Does that actual get me more bp even if in still confident and dominant?
>>5459699
Depends on how drunk they are
>>5458854
i jus shit with one foot on the toilet seat and the other on the ground
slides right out
how does one take a selfie?
>>5459743
point the camera at yourself
tfw eating homemade moose jerky
r8 my canadianness
>>5459757
Done that in Montana 0/10
>>5459757
Nice what does moose taste like? Anything like caribou?
Posted in wrong thread earlier but would any of you recommend foreskin restoration
>>5459777
try asking Jupp
>>5459777
> thinking about dicks
What are you? A gay?
>>5459777
i've actually known two people that have and they rave about it
i really kinda want to but it seems like such a commitment and the stretcher devices kinda squeam me
>>5459782
Lemme check really quick.... Dont think so. But no guarantees lad.
>>5459787
same on all counts
>>5459787
I'd manually do it though
>>5459803
we have far too many rednecks to even be considered fake Canada
>>5459787
>Wanting more foreskin
Why though.
>>5459810
Alberta lite
>tfw straight
>want a gay boyfriend because than I know that ill actually be loved unironically
>know he will appreciate my intricacies and faults and even fetishize me
Gays have it made so much.
>>5459815
you dont know the gays then.
>>5459806
from what i understand that's only good in the beginning and you should switch to a tugger to get the best results
>>5459823
Ok. Do you know of any good ones?
>>5459815
Post your sweet little boypuss
>>5459827
i don't sorry, i think the last time i really looked into it was last year or maybe longer
baba baby baby baba baba
baybe bababababa
baybe bababababa
baybe bababababa
baybe
>>5459814
hmm
fair enough. I go to college with a few Albertans. They have the best damn accent, it's hilarious.
>>5459859
nice try but Albertans don't have an accent
what happened to tinychat? no one has been on it each time that I've peeked in for the past month.
>>5459864
maybe they were more from the east...I dunno I just overheard them in the coffee line talking about how much snow they had back home. I didn't think anyone actually had that stereotypical accent in real life.
>>5459933
>tfw
>>5459934
Just think, anon. A well timed train platform jump and you and him could finally unite.
>>5459934
The r9gays are taking over. The new brand of homosexuality because of our hate of women.
>>5459934
elliot rodger was an autistic retarded narcissistic headcase who probably would've ended up with a Jo Fritzl-tier rape dungeon in 10 years anyway, LITERALLY nothing of value was lost when he blew his brains out to be honest with you family
If you had to get fucked by Pyramid Head, Freddy Kruger, Leatherface, Michael Myers (Halloween), or Jason Voorhees, which one would you pick?
Asking for a friend.
>>5459955
>tfw no /r9k/obot /pol/ack bf to hate women with
>>5459998
*raises paw*
>>5460213
*cringes loudly*
>>5460221
*calmingly strokes your tail*
>>5460225
*puts penis in butt*
>>5460213
>>5460225
Please don't make me have sex in a fursuit.
>*raises paw*
>*calmingly strokes your tail*
kek
Is any tfw NOT a secret code to start erping around here?
Does anyone here have know of any consent apps?
I'm fucking tired of guys trying to fuck me when I tell em no. I really am. I have way too many bad experiences with this shit.
>>5460227
*clenches butt*
Back the fuck off?!
>>5460238
Does Apple make a chastity belt yet? I've heard rumors.
As an asexual who has read this entire thread I feel violated and traumatized
>>5460259
The idea of having a boyfriend that only 'lets' me fuck him is quite hot.
Am I an asexual chaser?
>>5460265
it's hot to me aswell anon, I wouldn't enjoy the sex but I love making my partner happy
also chasers don't exist, only preferences
>>5460254
Har har faggot. It's not as fucking funny when you've been the position where you've been forced.
>>5460270
Can I ask what it's like?
I mean do you just grit your teeth or do you actually enjoy them enjoying themselves as it's going on?
>>5460273
>implying a consent app is not a comedy sketch
[current year]
>>5460273
Forced to do what? Wear a chastity belt?
>>5460288
Mostly crying
I don't have sex
You all should learn a lesson in romance from this Casanova
>>5460310
Do you have a nice boipussi?
>>5460315
No, legitimate question
>>5460317
I assume he means rape or atleast attempted rape but I don't understand what a consent app is supposed to do.
>>5460309
Aw honey, I'd have sex with you.
>>5460342
But George Carlin made rape funny years ago
Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd
>>5460345
I'm legitimately 3/10 anyway, no you wouldn't
>>5460346
That's not funny, people are just trying to justify their actions because they want to be accepted by society just as much as they don't care about it.
That said while I hate rape I think it's a lot less of a deal than people make it out to be.
>>5460354
Have you ever been raped? If not then it's really not your call
>>5460350
Well we can't know for sure unless I saw you, people tend to underate (or overate) themselves. Plus I have a thing for weird faces, made up a name and everything call them McDougle faces.
>>5460311
I'm still not certain if boipussi refers to the mangina or the shitoris
>>5460354
>That said while I hate rape I think it's a lot less of a deal than people make it out to be.
Go ahead and get yourself raped and then please come back and tell us if you feel the same.
Protip: You won't.
>>5460358
Have you ever been murdered? If not then that's not really your call
who gonna do /nofap2016/ here?
>>5460358
Does it really matter if I have or haven't?
The severity of an event like that in one's life is often only there due to the nature of the person themselves.
You can't judge every single thing every single person could do under the pretext of every possibility, because each of those things could mean something entirely different to the other.
So it really is on a case by case basis.
However -- in terms of politics -- I do not believe that rape is deserving of prison.
Ever.
Rehab at most for a first offense, anything else is hypocritical.
Since we're not talking in ideals though, all of that is thrown out of the window by greed. Rapists will be sent to prison merely because it's a more profitable option.
By the way I'm drunk so I'm sorry if any of that was missing a piece or three and to answer your question yes, but don't let that matter to you.
>>5460381
What if a prisoner prison-rapes someone? They get taken out of prison and put in rehab?
Your ideas aren't really holding up
*gives u the bug*
>>5460386
Logic and politics never work together since the latter is flawed at it's core which is why I'm an anarchist.
--
OKAY SO originally this space was 7000 characters larger than the post limit so fuck this
BASICALLY the entire fucking system is flawed and I can't answer your question.
I only wanted to point out how hypocritical the whole thing is and how everyone deserves a chance at least.
Guys my trip was cracked..
>>5460395
tfw no pozdaddy bf
>>5460413
But I swear black don't crack
2016 is gonna be the year where things will change
yeah I'll finally do something productive and enjoy my life
definitely
in 2016
>>5460436
>mfw already given up on 2016
b-but I know 2017 will be better!
>>5460440
lemme give you a hug
>>5460436
>tfw I said this last year
But I made progress, I'll make even more progress!
I'll actually spend christmas with people I love instead of my family!
>>5460428
Yeah but tripcodes do apparently.. I'm gonna have to get a new one :/
>>5459777
Yes. It's worth it every bit
I now feel like an actual man instead of a cut piece of shit.
>>5459777
no, just embrace what you have now
you will never have foreskin like the others again
>>5460378
Yes. Not going to fap for a year.
>>5460378
I haven't fapped in four years because bf
>>5460469
I hope he breaks up with you on New Year's, so you too will know PAIN.
>>5460378
I would but than I browse through my saved pictures and see bullykun and just jerk off instantly.
>>5460476
I thought you Aussie were meant to be great craic
Are you sure your not French or something?
What are you doing for New Years?
>>5460482
Drink until I pass out, basically
>>5460481
I was pretty "craic" when I was younger.
>>5460482
I've downloaded a bunch of early-mid 2000s romcom/chick flicks, which I'm going to watch alone with a few liters of alcohol, and cry.
At 6PM, I will begin with Uptown Girls (2002).
My parents invited me out, apparently their friend has a pizza oven and kids around my age who are home for the uni holidays. Naturally, I refused. Accepting invitations is a sign of weakness.
>>5460378
Who's doing /nochan2016/ here?
>>5460492
Ill actually do this tbqh...like legit.
>>5460492
Me. My time here has come to an end.
