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Why and how can we increase it?
>>5457442
I AM LAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY.
>>5457486
Holy fuck that's disgusting
>>5456745
>a fool calls out another fool
>>5457595
>change your frame of mind
every
fucking
time
I've explained to one of my friends 3 times that I'm trans and why I'm not happy and how there's essentially nothing that can be done about it. but everyday "oh you should cheer up, you'd be happier if you found something better in life to work toward"
>tendonitis
>cant play guitar now
>only thing stopping me from being sad is gone
:(
>>5459426
So your crush has returned?
;_;
this is a nice thread
>>5457989
if its in your elbow you can floss the joint with a resistance band to get rid of most of it.
>>5459460
Eh. You only have the one angle so I'm going to say no.
>>5457948
Transitioning doesn't have to be the only thing or even the biggest thing in life that you're working towards
>>5459465
it's someone shitposting w anon's pic
>>5459454
Kit never really stopped being adorable, so it didn't really leave.
>>5459460
Do we give a shit?
>>5459460
Yes
>>5459470
Kit a cute desu
I came back from playing RS Siege to find the last thread in RUINS. What happened?
Do I pass?
Who /agp chaser/ here???
Reporting for duty m8s
>>5459460
>>5459477
Cutting off a side of your face doesnt hide the fact that you're fat.
>told myself I wasn't going to listen to against me because its corny
>listened to their song paralytic states and sobbed like a baby
>>5459486
Is the crossdressing boys interested in anything about this situation sexually?
>>5459479
Post a pic of you not looking directly at the camera in poor lighting and hiding your probably mannish body then we'll talk.
>>5459484
some songs just trigger emotions. it's unavoidable
>>5459486
>People keep replying to trolls.
They should filter gayla already.
>>5459486
Elanna should I gift you this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/
Do i pass
>>5459486
Theres nothing agp about dressing up as a maid and making out with your principal
>>5459490
>prove you're ugly then we'll talk
i'm too good to talk to you, i know
>>5459492
Well like the line "spending the rest of her life running away from the boy she used to be" just oh, too many feels
>>5459486
Why you playin bad vns, also have you played hte pidgin one its great
>>5459444
the person who keeps arguing about chins I think, I'm the one who replied to her saying I have to defend myself in here too because I'm not-trans, ie. I'm a guy and get grief about being "chaser scum"
>>5459501
>This is what ugly people actually believe.
>>5459460
Cute!
Is there a decent mtf subreddit over on reddit or is every sub on there full hugbox?
It's hard to take people seriously when they basically say "everybody always passes forever, it's the rest of the world's fault, you're a beautiful flower."
>>5459486
Korra can't renew your AGP card when I have it
>>5459498
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/
This is what I'm playing, I wasn't able to resist after you posted it last night ;~;
>>5459489
Well, he's romantically interested in some of the girls so..
>>5459500
Good, I don't have to feel bad about that one time then :3
>>5459505
For shits and giggles, this one looked like the loveable kind of awful (and it is). I still need to play hatoful boyfriend ;~;
>>5459507
>ugly
this is some bad trolling
>>5459503
oh you're more lyricaly triggered? for me it's the music itself, something taps into my emotions at times
>You tbdesu, you're the qtest anthropomorphic attack spaceship :3
>>5459500
I was first Jormy! Also that pic tho.
>>5459510
Reddit cant be anything but a hugbox because fo the upvote system. Its the only reason I come here often because theres really no other place to talk freely with other MtFs. That I'm aware of at least.
>>5459514
Its legit super super good you should play it as soon as you get a chance
>>5459486
Yes. Your agp card has been temporarily reinstated. If you do one more trutrans™ thing its revoked for a month.
>>5459499
Yes bb. It a real qt.
>>5459513
2late gayboi i m the resident agp chaser here and I said it'd renewed
>>5459486
>>5457948
>>5459516
its 50/50 for me
this has no lyrics and it makes me feel hard core and cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuofG8a7EEk
>>5459514
http://store.steampowered.com/app/321060/
Play this, most AGP game ever desu
>>5459503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBBUqr1wM
>>5459514
Oh good! Im glad there are others enjoying the fantasy of being a qt boy at an all girls school. Its a pretty rare fantasy right?
>>5459524
I believe I hold the belt for AGP chaser here Korra. Cage match you and me lets go.
>>5459524
Just stop roleplaying as a trans girl, you are literally just an autistic man who paints his nails. It's beyond me why the other trips accept you, maybe they think of you as a pet or something? I have no idea
>>5459524
>revoked for a month
Transbian laws are lax as fuck. Trutrans membership is lifetime and its one and done.
>>5459527
that bottom right pane man, it really is like that for depression too, it's not just something you can snap out of
how do i stop thinking about him?
>>5459554
Think about her.
>>5459538
>lying on the internet
Alright fuccboi it's time to settle this mono a mono
>>5459542
(You)
>>5459554
don't :3
its too cute
>>5459558
why would i do that? i'm not even really into girls anymore
>>5459560
Alright thats it lets go! Whoever pins the other gets to dom tho.
>>5459523
Yeah I've heard nothing but good things about it ^^
>>5459513
She must have stolen it then ;~; I'm not sure whos jurisdiction agp documentation falls under.
>>5459524
I can't help who I am korra! ;~;
>>5459525
:^)
>>5459533
Holy shit this is like deviantart: the game.
Expensive as hell o.o
>>5459538
I'm not sure why I'm enjoying it as much as I am, although desu given how he's drawn, the protagonist definitely doesn't look like a guy.
They're too comfortable with the idea of crossdressing to be cis as well, so I guess there's some amount of ability to self-insert? Idk
>>5459563
do you call yourself kiwi because you live in new zealand or do you just like kiwifruit?
>>5459563
I mean mainly think about her because what you're doing with him is exactly what she did to you because he has a gf. You already said you dont feel bad about it so that speaks a lot about you I guess.
>>5459561
it's frustrating how i can't get my mind off of him and the unexpected kisses he gives me ;~;
>>5459570
yes i moved from new york to new zealand
>>5459531
hmmm, I suppose it CAN be a little bit lyrical for me too, but in the sense that the lyrics overall feed the melody for me and it's the content as a whole that hits me, not the individual words
For instance, https://youtu.be/rtOvBOTyX00
That song hits me like a truck everytime, crying/almost crying everytime and feeling lonely as hell, but still I couldn't quote you a single line of the lyrics, even if my life depended on it
>>5459554
You don't
>tfw 4/10 at best
>tfw will never be cute domme
>tfw nobody will ever want to submit to you
Kill me
>>5459574
The circle starts before Cheska
>>5459583
kira pls
>>5459576
huh. rare to meet another new zealander, I started transitioning a couple years ago but the nz health system is generally awful for mental health and decided to just live as a gay man instead
>>5459518
its tru tho u are very much so qt
>>5459554
hug your pillow and pretend its him
Do you celebrate being trans?
Luckily I pass really well and I can blend into society without anyone second guessing. I get really embarrassed whenever someone is loud and proud about it.
>>5459585
This isn't kira you retard
Now which one of you uggos are going to kiss my feet?
>>5459554
Suck his dick desu you'll stop thinking about him for sure
>>5459544
>transbian
We're agp m8 and you mitr have a point tho. Ill contact the chaser agp committee tomorrow
>>5459568
I'll get the heated oil you pleb!
>>5459569
NO !! Trutrans™ aren't welcome here only agp REEEEE
>>5459588
I wish I were normal.
>>5459584
Go on. If the moral of the story is that kiwi is kind of an awful person then that wont be surprising.
Can we talk about trips and mental disorders again?
>>5459580
ikr even if i tried i couldn't
>>5459586
i-it was a joke anon, i like the fruit
i'm sorry ;~;
>>5459587
i've already done that, so far all i've gotten is kisses though, i want a hug really bad
>>5459590
that's impure korra
we only have a kissing relationship
>>5459588
it's all relative
outsiders will certainly think all the anime cuteposting here is weird and awful
>>5459588
no, do people celebrate having cancer?
Who else /nopassgen/ here?
>>5459588
Trans pride is an understandable thing. Though its also understandable that we dont really want to be known for it.
>tfw I wore a large trans flag around me at my first pride festival
I'll never do that again.
>>5459542
>>5459551
This. When i started posting here there were plenty of like, one anon who called me an agp chaser an shit because i wasnt on mones and had short hair.
Speaking of which, I'm getting a haircute this week. Idk what to say to the stylist. Probably just gonna ask for layers and some mid length bangs. I think I'm gonna do highlights or something too.
>>5459588
Nope, I don't like being trans enough to celebrate it
>>5459592
Just that cheska dated another old trip before coming out.
>>5459606
This sums it up perfectly.
>>5459589
post feet
>>5459601
I'm pretty sure there are people who celebrate surviving cancer and going on to live a halfway to mostly normal life, actually.
>>5459607
Nana cucked Cheska and she decided to transition after that
Cheska cucked Kiwi and she decided to transition after that
>tfw you'll never do this to your favorite trip
http://www.xvideos.com/video15947367/submissive_girl_needs_a_non_stop_orgasm
I actually don't want to live anymore
>>5459598
well u gotta practice u know...
thats all I'll ever have, practicing hugging with a pillow
>>5459611
>>5459602
honimus maximus reporting
>>5459477
You do now :^)
jk, you already did but im bored
>>5459601
but you do realise that for some being out is a great relief and having support and awareness/acceptance is a good thing too
a lot of us are closeted due to fear of social backlash if we ever came out
>>5459616
Lewd! That also seems painful : s whatever happened to enjoying vanilla sex with a partner that loves you as much as you love them? That right there is the hottest sex IMO
>>5459569
Buy it
Prove you are the AGP Queen
>>5459616
kira pls
>>5459602
KAYLA, you need to aim your sights right here
>>5459624
Being out to people is fine, but when it's to anyone but your close friends and family it's only going to hurt you.
Besides, we weren't discussing whether being out is a good thing, having gender dysphoria is not something to celebrate.
>>5459613
Blonde probably. I wish i could do this, but I'll never have straight hair. I think i might still do blonde ends tho. Guhhh this is so difficult. Blonde ends are what i want, but curly hair looks better wirg vertical highlights because they bring out depth of the curls.
>>5459632
Hello bb. How is the hon life treatin ya?
>>5459602
I dont think I have much chance of ever really passing but gotta try
>>5459620
If that were you I would gladly suck your toes desu
I'm not even a footfag
>>5459613
i don't really have any lewd thoughts, just one dream but i'm not in any position to get lewd with anyone yet, i'm not far along in transition to feel comfortable showing my body to him
i wouldn't mind intense cuddling though
>>5459615
i've had dysphoria about being born male since i was in my early pre-teens, all of my online aliases and accounts i would choose female gender, female names, i was never once comfortable settling as male in my entire life
>>5459616
>tfw I've damn near done the same to an ex, just fingers, repeatedly orgasming for around 10 minutes
>>5459639
Yeah it would actually look really good on you. Why not put a relaxer in your hair? Its what I did and it chemically relaxes your hair to be straight for months at a time.
The only downside would be you having to wait a few days to dye it but you would have ultra straight hair to compensate while you wait.
>>5459640
>>5459642
at least we can always have nice dank memes instead of passing
>>5459616
>tfw you'll never be a little pet for someone to use
http://xhamster.com/movies/2586720/lesbian_pet_play.html
>>5459651
Idk. My hair right now is like a challenge. I wanna look good with curly hair. And i mean, i don't think i would look good with straight hair. So.
>>5459588
Why would I celebrate something that I hate being?
>>5459648
I know all of those feels. Goddamn these hit close to home
>>5459652
Tru tru. I prefer zesty fresh memes tho. Like the TR8-T0R meme :^)
>>5459658
Have you googled some curly hair with blonde tips? It might turn upnsome food results. Dint let the dysphoria dragon rear its ugly head and cloud your judgement
non passers only
>>5459665
>>5459529
something something go help repressed trannies
>>5459667
kayla pls
>>5459660
one time around 12 years old one of my parents walked in on me and started questioning me on why i had a girl name on this online chat i was in, telling me how it's not normal and had a whole lecture to me about how i should feel comfortable as a guy, then they banned me from using the computer for a full year, like 365 days to the day, it was terrible
that didn't stop me from doing the same thing when i got back on though
>>5459677
Holy crackers that terrible parenting. The worst I got was being called a fag for absolutely always picking the girl character in video games and using girl names too. Just like you id get intense bouts of dysphoria if i played a male character. (Although i only realize this now retroactively looking back)
>>5459689
>tfw parents never knew anything
>tfw thinking about the shit that would have happened if they had ever caught me crossdressing
>>5459702
since when did you ever put on a dress?
>>5459661
Fine
I will take up the mantle
>>5459667
Passing is a social construct created by cis people to measure trans ppls worth
Only trutrans don't pass
Non-passer4lyf
>>5459677
What?
Good lord that's extreme.
>>5459702
>tfw never crossed because scared and mother's clothing would never fit me
What's it like wearing girls clothes?
>>5459702
where did you get your srs? a pic on unsee?
>>5459702
>tfw ur dad walks in on u shaving ur legs
>>5459702
>tfw got caught crossdressing at primary school
>tfw made fun of for years after that
>tfw forever known as that weird crossdressing fag imby most of my classm8s
[Dies Internally]>>5459705
>>5459707
>What's it like wearing girls clothes?
It always gives me a very odd feeling that I've never experienced before without crossdressing. I don't even know how to explain it, but it feels amazing.
>>5457442
WOW THANKS for stealing my pic OP. btw im kinda drunk and just had sex lmao
>>5459723
Someone needs to make more of these
>>5459707
>Whats it like wearing girl's clothes?
I just feel super fucking comfortable whenever I do that. Can't wait to be able to do it every day.
>>5459689
i was reclusive about it for the most part, so i never got bullied over it or anything
because of my parents harshness over it, i ended up repressing all of my feelings in real life and just pretending to be a girl online for the longest time, it was the only thing that felt right and natural to me, but it was depressing coming back to reality and seeing myself in the mirror as a guy, it gave me massive dysphoria
i learned to repress it enough and i got a girlfriend around 16, it was a terrible abusive relationship and i had to break it off 2 years later, she did whatever she wanted with me and her parents went along with it, it sucked but i had to break up with her in front of her mom because she was always involved in what we were doing
then after that i isolated myself for 2 or 3 years just wasting my time doing nothing, playing mmos and casually working on music, like not even taking anything seriously, i didn't have a job or anything but the feelings came back, i wasn't happy with being a guy
i looked up transitioning and did a ton of research which made me feel worse, i felt like i was wasting time and i had no drive to get a job, i was too afraid of social interaction after everything that had happened leading up to that point
i just realized i'm blogging so i'll stop now, but basically after that i met cheska, i fell in love with her but i also saw how hrt changed her and i couldn't wait any longer, my desire to transition eventually grew stronger than our relationship and it made her feel insecure because she relied on me so she left and that's that
>>5459731
Why is rapey in this one?
>>5459731
ded
>>5459705
You don't have to put on a dress to crossdress
>>5459707
Back then:
Nice in a weird way, but honestly terrifying because I was afraid of getting caught
Now:
I don't think about it, they're just clothes
>>5459711
Brassard, I have my limits though, I don't post my genitals, sorry.
>>5459719
Oh god, did it end ok?
>>5459720
;~;
>>5459729
lucky you lol
>>5459615
is dysphoria sexually transmitted
>>5459736
I think it's supposed to be still bexe, but morphing into kiwi for a second as contemplating rape
>>5459702
Good thing I never got caught either.
>tfw thinking about what would happen if someone walked in on me in lingerie and a school girl skirt riding a dildo while high as fuck.
Always got to be careful you know?
>>5459739
I want girls clothes
but I don't know to into sizes and I'm scared to buy them.
>>5459735
So you felt all of this before you met cheska?
>>5459735
>Making up that entire last line
Kiwi most of us were here when it was going down and we all know thats not how it happened. Cheska left you for another transgirl and you tried to jump infront of a train. After that failed you decided to transition. Dont act like it was a mutual ending of things.
>>5459747
i've said that multiple times before, yes
>>5459753
i didn't say it was a mutual ending, i said that she left me
and i was conflicted about transitioning the whole time because of all of the times i've had to repress it, with my parents, with cheska telling me i wouldn't pass if i started, seeing timelines and looking at myself too hard in the mirror
>>5459756
>tfw too big to fit in mother's clothes and no sisters ;~;
>tfw driving home from your friend-o's show at first ave.
>tfw you're still a little tipsy
>Pick up McDonald's to soak up those G&T's
I think I've seriously had the best best week in a long long time.
Who is looking forward to New Years??
>>5459739
>You don't have to put on a dress to crossdress
Could you not be any more trutrans and make us agp fetishists feel more ashamed
>>5459677
>>5459719
I have four brothers, so I was brow beaten and admonished every time I would even act a little bit feminine... like pronunciation of words or trying to keep my nails tidy or even just trying to be a fun/bubbly person I would get given all kinds of crap.
as soon as I became an adult I was a wreck, I wouldn't shave because a smooth face was girly but simultaneously the act of shaving was more upsetting than having a beard...
even when my hair got longer than an inch I would get harassed by them to get it cut and I would say things like "I really can't afford to, I don't feel like it, etc etc"
like...when I rolled a female human in wow and my brother in law saw, (he also played wow) I stammered out a response about wanting to troll people in goldshire with the character by making them assume I was a girl so their defeat would be more bitter to them or something.
like... stufff like that every day for 18 years or something after figuring out who I was and feeling unable and scared to act on it and now I am ruined and I'm never going to gain happyness
>>5459766
crossdressing usually involved short shorts and panties because they were fun to say and you could hide them easily
>>5459758
cheska straight up told you that you wouldn't pass? lol
Can we just once not play to the stereotypes and have a non-anime op pic
>>5459758
So it took 5 more years of being a bf to a literal mtf for you to decide to transition only after she dumped you?
>>5459776
>>5459739
Yeh he was just a bit startled and make a joke about it later. My parents didn't really seem to care
>>5459776
>just once
???
>>5459773
she told me she was with me because of how masculine and handsome i was, she told me to grow my beard out and to groom myself as masculinely as possible, she told me she liked how i smelled as a man and she wanted me to get buff and all of this /fit/ crap while i wanted the exact opposite and she knew that
>>5459778
i figured since i survived the impact there was probably a reason for it and if i'm going to try to kill myself i might as well see how i turn out by transitioning before i do it, maybe i could feel comfortable and/or happy in my body for once
>all these feels ITT
My body was not prepared
;_____;
>>5459761
>Drinking and driving
Plant you're better than that bb
>>5459719
>tfw family discovers you shaved your legs
Awkward af desu
In all seriousness do chasers unironically want to be female?
>>5459792
So she never explicitly said you'd never pass? Sounds like she just wanted you to be her bf imo.
okay i'm starting like real school again this semester and i'm also starting to get hit on by guys so i need some serious help with something. where can i find androgynous clothing? i only have a few things i feel comfortable wearing around people i'm not out to yet that aren't totally masculine or feminine either way.
i just want some like cute long sleeve shirts and sweaters and things like that. please help.
>>5459812
Old Navy has a lot of cute andro things.
>>5459804
Its just a meme m8. None of us are actually agp or chasers. It gets thrown around here so much that we've started ironically saying it now for fun. (Mind you there are a few actual agp chasers but they aren't sell received here for good reason)
>>5459807
I'm only messing w you, but anon did take your agp membership away, lel
>>5459719
have you told him you are a girl yet?
>>5459807
uh
I think if I lost weight I could be size 14-16 AUS
is that really big?
>>5459798
What do you mean? I did not have a drink 2 hours before going on the road and had lots of water after. My first one was at 8 and my second at 9:30. It may have just been an excuse to get mcdonald's and feel sick desu :3
>>5459804
yes, most chasers are just repressed trannies who want to live vicariously through transwomen who had the balls to transition
>>5459761
moof killed herself over you
>>5459808
yes she said that i'll never pass at least twice that i can distinctly remember because it stuck with me, i was looking in the mirror when she said it one time, that hurt pretty bad
anyway now i'm sitting on a pile of money that i didn't have to spend on her and her hormones and her $100 coats to afford any ffs, clothes, makeup, whatever i want, and i have a cute guy that's interested in me and treats me how i've always dreamt of being treated, so i'm finally getting what i want out of life
>>5459829
>tfw I'll never be in a relationship with Plant for her ever to have such an effect on me.
;~;
>>5459832
>i'm finally getting what i want out of life
I wish I could say the same
>>5459829
she must have really wanted that 20 bucks
>>5459824
Im a 14 now and its ez to find nice clothes, you wont be too big.
>>5459822
No
>tfw ur friend refers to u as ur girlname when talking to him and he doesn't say anything for 10 seconds
>>5459832
If you ever say you're still not bitter over Cheska I'll just remember this post and laugh. I'd take her posting here over you any day.
>>5459848
is your girl name still april
>>5459852
Yup
>>5459854
>"I think I need to have a chat with that boy"
>>5459850
i'm not bitter over her though, she made me into a stronger willed person, enough to push myself into starting hormones and now i've actually felt truly happy for once in my life
why would i be bitter over someone who helped me achieve what i want?
sorry that she left but that's not my decision
>>5459848
Jörmy...how?
>hook worm gives ipecac prize bomb effect
>have quad shot, and libra which brought your tears back up super high.
>speed is so high that I literally trigger taurus every 5 seconds
think I mighta broke the game.
>>5459866
wow thanks for not asking me about my sex elanna #rude
>>5459867
Giv seed
>>5459861
Some ppl just love to be anger or start shit. You'd think other transgirls wouldn't be so harsh, but this is 4chins. You have to be a hostile asshole to everyone here or ur a hon susans hugboxer lol
>>5459848
What? Jormy isn't out to her dad? You look so girly though, how can he not suspect?
>>5459871
Most people here are fine but some need to chill the fuck out
>>5459871
seems more like a chaser stalking every thread eagerly waiting for cheska to come back like it were jesus' second coming
>>5459870
FX1V
Y4PJ
>tfw no dad's key
>>5459871
this tbdesu
>>5459869
that is because you only squat 2-plate
>>5459866
>>5459872
My boymode is flawless
>>5459882
>ywn be as cute as Jormy
>>5459877
you sound way too catty relax it's just a troll
>>5459884
>tfw you *are* horny
Its an Aussie feel m8
>>5459888
Goddamn autocorrect
>tfw you *are* jormy
>>5459882
Would boyfriend.
>>5459882
>>5459886
i'm relaxed desu
>>5459869
S-sorry I'm very drunk rn! ;~;
Was it good, was he cute? ^^
>>5459882
Boymode fail has definitely already happened. Your dad must be so confused rn.
>>5459888
What?
>>5459892
if that's you being relaxed i'd hate to see how catty you can be
>>5459893
yes yes yes. im super drunk too. he grabbed my hips a bunch which made me super hot and want to ride his dick and touched my boobs and sucked on them o.o;;;;;;
>>5459897
meow
>>5459901
Lol cute
i want cuddles
are there chasers who just hold you and leave
>>5459889
I've been said to look a little like Jormy at least
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5459901
that's way too tryhard cute [cringe]
All women are whores, therefor you all are whores. Discuss.
>>5459907
everyone looks a little like jormy desu
>>5459909
heh, you think that's tryhard? you haven't seen nothing yet kid.. *tleports bhind u*
>>5459901
Haha, only if you were as cute as you're wanting to come across desu
>>5459894
Nah m8, being horny is an Aussie feel
>>5459899
Aaaaaa Maddie! >////<
That sounds awesome, jelly ^^
>start e-dating qt transgirl
>she changes her skype pic from an anime girl to her real pic
fucking dropped. just want a 2d waifu.
>>5459911
thnx for respecting my gender identity
>>5459906
Right here bb. I'm the resident chaser
>>5459907
>yfw there was a jormy clone project
>yfw dozens of babies around the globe were injected with jormy DNA in the womb
You're already half xehanort and jormy m8
>>5459916
Blimey! Ill deck u right in the jaw cunt I'll fukkin wreck u m8
>>5459917
I'll be ur 2d qt waifu, Anon.
>>5459906
Ill cuddle with you. Im muscular and fuzzy.
why can't I just die
nothing good ever happens, I just don't want to exist anymore
>>5459911
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God!
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little whore thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" gorilla, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting in a tranny general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "All women are whores." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>5459924
>Blimey! Ill deck u right in the jaw cunt I'll fukkin wreck u m8
that shit always has me laughing, there really are chavvy cunts in the UK who talk like that
>>5459932
Its a kingdom hearts and final fantasy 7 JENOVA project reference
I thought maybe you might be a weeb too but alas you are not (reee) .-.
>tfw you drink too much and feel like pukey
;___;
>>5459932
Nope sorry ;_;
>>5459938
If youre a guy I reckon it's like fapping. Only in reverse
>>5459925
>no anime avatar
>>5459944
>Saving anime pics
What kind of fucking faggot do you take me for?
>>5459937
I'm not a weeb
I just post anime pics to fit in.
>>5459942
I can't do anything right ;~~~~~~;
>>5459942
>not holding your alchohol
This is your home now
>>5459949
>not a weeb
Absolutely disgusting normie get out reeee
See
>>5459950
>>5459948
Youre not waifu material
>>5459917
> tfw no webcam for making lewd live2d webms
>>5459950
Rude
>>5459953
>tranny
>normie
Pick one
SHIT I JUST REALIZED
NOT ONLY COULD i GET SRS AND FFS
I COULD BE ON PELLETS FOR YEARS.
>>5459954
I'm waifu material.
In my dreams.
>>5459935
>tfw you're a NEET tranny
>tfw this pasta actually describes you now
>>5459957
That would be amazing. I do a lot of drugs and have a good imagination so thats why I really want a pretend 2d online GF.
>>5459935
Im actually a tripfag mtf who genuinely believes that all women, including myself, are whores. I keep spouting this opinion in hopes that some one will rise to the challenge and prove me wrong.
We are all whores, me and you especially for being trips.
>>5459965
god tier care yo
>>5459979
pellets are the cis-maker yo
>>5459978
trip on Kayla
>>5459719
>tfw your dad walks in on you topless
>>5459984
>tfw ur dad walks in on u topless so much he asks if ur a camgirl
Ok I had fun hanging out with you girls tonight but its 1:30am and I have work at 9am. I'm gonna play Rayman legends on my vita for a bit before i head to bed.nini mtfg ^^