autonomous self-stimulation edition
you will find the last one here
>>5449403
>tfw genetics mean my body will never look good
srsly just ready to end it t b h
>>5451479
rip
>>5451479
>tfw excess skin
>>5451479
At least you don't have a below average penis.
>>5451468
become a tranny, look up how Shi Pei Pu seduced Bernard Boursicot.
>>5451415
You'll find a cuddle buddy to punish you kohai.
>>5451497
Thats rough. I wish you the miracle gains.
>>5451497
How big is your penis?
>>5451505
5.6 inches :(
>>5451511
>5.6 inches
>small
I hate you guys in the small penis threads, I'm want to get off to small cocks not your average shit.
>>5451455
greetings earthlimg
>>5451511
Jesus fucking Christ wiz fuck off.
I have a fucking 3.5 inch penis thin as fuck and in STILL not complaining. Man up bitch boy.
>>5451529
cute :3
>>5451519
>tfw grower not a shower.
>>5451529
eyyy qt
>>5451494
But when
;_;
>>5451537
Post penis.
>>5451455
apparently i look "dead inside"
the guy who said that wasnt wrong
http://m.imgur.com/rq2TlZd
>>5451537
almost 6 inches here
>>5451559
you're decent looking
i think i have the same phone as you do
>>5451559
you look just fine bb ;)
>>5451559
not bad cheer up m8.
>>5451589
he is on chaturbate, lol
chaturbate com/lay_cool/
>>5451559
Wud fug
>>5451598
no im not. wtf are you talking about?
>>5451559
scarf and shoes i am worried for your mental health
it is not normal to post pictures of yourself on 4chan all day every day
>>5451559
You need to learn how to smize
>>5451610
>mfw trying to smile
>>5451609
i have not had a good day
>tfw mom makes snarky comments to me because I'm losing weight and she can't
I wanna go back to my house dammit. Stupid family obligations
>>5451616
Just bearface it
Aren't you going for bearmode anyway? Might as well get a head start on doing the expression right.
Who is the cutest fem and/or twink poster that is currently active or non-active fem and/or twink poster in this thread general?
>>5451630
Just jealous your fabulous.
>>5451634
Not me.
>>5451631
is that the one where you put your eyebrows askew and pout like samurbi here?
>>5451634
CUTEST FEM/TWINK POSTER MASTER LIST
1. Me
2. Rugby
3. SP & Jupp (as they are one entity now)
4. Venser (not on the podium, but an honourable mention)
>>5451638
post pic
>>5451652
no im ugly
>>5451634
Who do you keep fucking posting this 5652?
Is that why you're posting pictures trying to move up the ranks?
>>5451650
i feel like those are all masc
>>5451642
it's like this
You do the pout but look worried
>>5451630
tell her she's going to make it
we're all going to make it bruh
>>5451634
Which one of you is so needy for attention that you keep doing this question? Get a dog. Or get a better dog.
>>5451667
Probably that fucking tranny booger.
I hope she gets raped and killed.
>>5451667
my dog never calls me cute
>>5451548
When you rescue him from loneliness kohai.
Now later bromos, I gotta hit the gym
had some bad gas the last days
ive gotta fart every few minutes
probably because of all the unhealthy food i ate the last 3 days
detoxing now
Any here unable to cum via blowjob?
My bf feels like he failed but I'm trying to explain that I just cum from a blowjob.
>>5451654
well aware that i am a meagre 4th or 5th place in official gaygen fem and/or twink rankings tyvm
>>5451630
give her a DNP blast and prescribe heavy weightlifting
ive always wanted a swole mum
>>5451665
ill start practicing
>>5451667
Get a pup*
>>5451697
always takes a while for me most get tired hehe.
>>5451707
i like the tails + harnesses and stuff of puppy play but its gotta be said that those masks are creepy as fuck.
just wear a collar or something relatively normal, jesus.
>>5451682
>implying that isn't part of her magical realm
>>5451712
I used to not be into them but now I think they're adorbs
Especially when guys wag the ears :3
>>5451716
I just wish I could throw that gender gender offender in front of a train watch her die slowly.
>>5451697
I basically can't unless my duck is cold
Got a blowjob outside once in winter, the temperature difference made it some much better Tbh
But most times it's just foreplay before I Fuck the guy
>>5451529
post bp
>>5451707
>>5451712
ffs now I want one
>>5451765
Degenerate.
Good boy.
>>5451697
I'm able to but it usually takes a while.
Usually I prefer having the other guy getting me close to cum and then finish it myself by giving my dick a few strokes.
Plus coming inside a guy's mouth isn't that great for me because when the cum gets out they usually slow down and that's exactly the moment I want them to suck harder and faster.
>>5451765
You and me both.
>>5451771
>MFF
>>5451806
mmm probably not, I've seen videos of it and it just doesn't do anything for me at all
also how can you tell if they're cute under the mask
>>5451806
>You'd understand if a cute boy wagged his tail at you
not that anon, but I think watching videos of weird deformities, in which people having a longer than usual spine which looked like a tail, ruined this fetish for me.
I guess I'll just keep chubbydaddy chasing
>>5451817
>watching videos of weird deformities, in which people having a longer than usual spine which looked like a tail, ruined this fetish for me.
How horrifying.
>>5451820
This should be a Valentine's card with "you're the missing piece" written on the inside
>>5451806
some furry con
I'd like to set those furries on fire just to see how well the synthetic fur on their costumes burns
>>5451834
>tfw furry messages me on grindr
>tfw reply YIFF IN HELL and block him
furries 0 me 1
>>5451834
I once went to a furry con.
They didn't like my fursona.
Apparently a sentient cloud of chlorine gas is unacceptable as a fursona.
Pure discrimination I say.
>>5451847
I see what you did there
what's with the furry hate? Furries don't bother anyone
>>5451847
Upvoted.
>>5451843
I'll try my best senpai
Too bad I probably won't have anyone to give it too ;-;
>>5451852
We must protect our children from the furry menace
>>5451852
furries bother everyone by being so outwardly visible
>tfw no gf
>>5451861
pups are furry adjacent and you know it
>>5451826
I really could easily kill that freak all memes aside.
>>5451852
>what's with the furry hate?
Furries reacted butthurt over anon thinking their fetish is creepy and sick.
Kinda the same with loli/shota except they didn't pretend to not be pedophiles for 2D kiddies and just admitted they were creepy weirdos.
>>5451861
Agreed, furries are Untermench
>>5451870
N-no
Leather and ruff ruff are totes completely different from fur and yiff yiff
>tfw at London Pride this year there was a leather float with pups pulling it along and i got to pet one
<3
>>5451892
fucking disgusting fetish
>>5451892
>degeneracy on the streets
It's like we like being hated
>>5451892
>pups pulling it along
that sounds
very labor intensive
>>5451892
Thats a little creepy.
>>5451897
That's how dumb people get hurt
>>5451926
i-i dont do squats at all, is that bad?
i dont wanna fuck up my back
>>5451957
yes, very. squats are fun - pic is my progress over 4 months.
If you have an injured back or are scared of fucking it up, try front squats - they dont affect the back at all, but are a little more difficult than back squats.
>>5451957
If you do it properly you shouldnt. But front squats are good too.
>>5451972
you are developing baby faces on your knees
>>5451972
masc shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some gay shit rightthere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷMasc HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>5451972
do you play that piano?
>>5452001
gute scheisse gute sCHeisse es ist einige gute scheisse alldort alldort wenn ich so sagen darf so ist es das ist, was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Gute Scheisse
>>5451991
oh yeah
maybe i should start wearing shorts + putting googly eyes on my knees.
>>5452016
Grade 4, but I mainly play the cello - I am grade 5 at that.
I don't play anymore at all though, too busy with academic study.
>be at universal studios
>about to walk by a qt blonde
>he looks my way and keeps eyeballing me, I eyeball him through my shades
>he turns away and I walk past hum
>I barely resist slapping that firm ass of his
He probably wasn't even a faggot tbqh
>reported about 5 /pol/ shilling threads.
This is getting stupid.
>>5452032
all blondes are faggots.
>>5452045
>tfw blonde
>tfw also a faggot
n-no you
>>5451867
>tfw biscum who misses his ex gf's fat ass
/:
>>5452045
I don't think so
>>5452045
Just like everyone who grew up with a Sega Genesis instead of NES/SNES had parents who divorced later
>>5451972
eww fucking disgusting
i wont do squats then
>>5452090
aha, but you havent seen my ass progress pic
>>5452056
iktf
>>5452097
Post it hunty
>>5452097
you're very chubby so i dont wanna see that monstrosity
>>5452088
This is actually a science fact. You're totally screwed if you had a Dreamcast.
>>5452118
I had 2
>>5452121
So not only did your parents divorce but you're a faggot and you like MLP
/fit/ is so amazing
>>5452088
at least I got to play Sonic
fucking nintendrones, Sega does what Nintendon't
did I mention blast processing? because SNES didn't have blast processing
>>5452148
proofs?
>>5452163
any cbt is a gold mine
ay senpapi
>>5452170
k onda wey
>>5452088
>tfw blonde
>tfw had Sega
>tfw mom and dad didnt buy me a SNES because it was more expensive
>tfw they divorced some years after that
>tfw gay
It's all true.
>>5452177
oy vey!
>>5452161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_YM2612
>>5452110
i <3 chubby
>>5452209
where did you get this picture?
I wasn't tripping back then.
>>5452166
>mfw
just deleted my pic from the current one
close call
>>5452106
not before marriage
>>5452220
you can't escape girl
i didn't have a ocnsole until GC/PS2/xbox generation came out
i wanted a dreamcast and got a gamecube instead. i was kind of sad about it but in retrospect my parents made the right decision
>>5452237
>>5452220
>mfw it says its been too long and i cant delete it
P A N I C
>>5452188
what games you played, any favorites?
I played most of the popular titles, but Flashback takes the cake. Donald Duck in Maui Mallard was also so good
>>5452258
Optyfen met je kutgod kutneger.
Jouw soort is niet welkom hier.
Gaat heen en vermenigvuldig absoluut niet.
>>5452258
did jesus even lift?
How do. get more of that sweet, sweet, bussy?
What do you think about this, FAGS?
>>5452209
I posted my picture on there once. Apparantly literally a bunch of gay dudes from here lurk there constantly and will call you out.
>>5452287
>heteros taking pride in having literally the easiest and most boring sexuality
Hey guys can we have microwaved ramen pride?
>>5452289
i literally laughed out loud
>>5452145
My parents only separated for a little while and I don't like mlp
>>5452299
>>5452305
haters gonna hate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5452241
I had an Xbox
I had a Wii which could play GC games for a while, and man there were a few GC exclusives that were worthwhile but mostly that shit sucked compared to the Xbox games library
The good GC exclusives were Baten Kaitos series, SSBM, Paper Mario, and Metroid Prime, but that's about it
>>5452293
all Streets of Rage games were much better than any Golden Axe game
Where can I find Swedes pictures?
>>5452315
Man good for you for brushing your teeth this morning. Good job!
>>5452331
ask him on skype
>>5452308
I just remembered I used to be into MLP and had a huge crush on a drawfag at mlpg. I even took up drawing to get to know him better. And then I got a bf who must never know.
>>5452359
make your bf rape you with rainbow dash's horn
>>5452363
Rainbow Dash doesn't have a horn and is also a lesbian, don't you know Anon?
>>5452380
MLP:Fandom is Degeneracy
I'm literally obsessed with boys.
I just want to lick them, command them, sniff them, fuck them, kiss them , cum on them, and ravage their buttholes.
How much of a fag can one fella be?
>>5452359
Are you the tulpafag that's on here?
>>5452323
>all Streets of Rage games were much better than any Golden Axe game
I will fight you. And I will win.
>>5452390
Sounds straight to me
>>5452390
There's no end to how faggy you can be anon
>>5452403
d'aww that is a cute bulge
>>5452390
not faggy enough
work harder, queer
>>5452340
What's his skype username then?
>>5452390
It's not like you want to hold their hands or eat lunch with them or anything, right?
>tfw just saw John Cena make a kids dream come true by visiting him
>realize that I want to be a hero to someone
How do I become someone's hero?
>>5452433
become a pro wrestler
>>5452433
become cher a hero to gays everywhere
>>5452409
No, I'm the one who's a fag like that.
>>5452411
>tfw senpai teasing his daddy
>>>/hm/1257299
>>>/hm/1257589
>>>/hm/1257781
>>>/hm/1257786
Who is your hero?
>>5452450
ew
>>5452408
allmemesaside
>>5452433
Become a fictional character. Not even sarcasm.
>>5452465
I feel like as an ex tripfag on other boards that I was someone's hero. People look at all of your actions and expect high quality behavior and they will throw you out once they find out something about you. People really do look up to tripfags.
I look down to sludgepups but that's just because im on top of him.
>>5452433
Here are your options:
>Teacher
become a hero to your students, but be prepared for long hours and little pay
>Doctor
become a hero to some, a demon to others. Good pay, but long hours and extensive education required. If you dont have the education, try a paramedic or EMT.
>Soldier
Eh. Some people find these people heroes, but I can tell you that you wont feel like one.
>Cause celebre
Just do what you love, and excel at it.
>>5452475
wait is this supposed to be an insult or a come on
>>5452486
It means that im on top of you...fuggin you...in the butt.
>>5452400
>he thinks that his lame generic fantasy setting with 0% creativity can even compete with the totally radical and bodacious early 90's setting of Streets of Rage
not even mentioning the better gameplay
>>>/trash/ is where you belong
>>5452491
i prefer being on top, even when i bottom tbqh
>>5452498
I don't really care what you prefer princess...daddy needs to get his before you get yours ;)
>>5452398
Not at all. I think tulpas are weird. I'm just a random poster.
>>5452506
That's not a daddy attitude at all desu
>>5452506
ya blew it
>>5452450
BORING
>>5452517
Ill try again tommorow with a new gimmick >; )
>>5452528
i look forward to hearing it
how many pressups can you do in one set?
22 here.
>tfw drunk listening to idol songs with the cock in between my legs dancing
>>5452578
what is a press up
>>5452587
americans call them "pushups" i believe
which is lame, obviously, but whatever
>>5452305
>easiest
You've never had to deal with women apparently. lol
>>5452590
you can only do 22 pushups?
>>5452595
This
There's a reason there's a revolution of r9 gays taking over the world. Im studying magick to turn gay.
>>5452602
Yeah. But like that's, like, in a row man.
>>5452602
Dann you're like 1lb shut up
>>5452602
yeah. all in one go, without breaks.
make sure youre doing them with strict form - hands under shoulders. Not tricep ones with your elbows sticking outward.
>>5452625
video or i call bullshit
>>5452638
Do you really think 60 is a bunch? I could probably do 60 and I haven't done a push up in three years. I bench over 230 3x5
>>5452475
You nailed it. I like the sentiment. Go be heroic. But I'm iffy on the tripfag thing.
>>5452492
>early 90's nostalgia card
You better not be enjoying my decade ironically, you cumguzzling homosecksual. Because it was only cool in retrospect and that's why indoor kids like me needed fantastical adventurers. With challenging game mechanics. I will sword fight you. What are you going to do? Throw a parking meter?
>>5452590
Actually we call them cock-pushups. And one for me. Anymore is too hard on the testicles.
>>5452658
I do 225 for 5x5, and I'm not sure I could even hit 30.
>brb doing pushups.
>>5452638
video of me doing 60? not gonna happen
30 maybe at some point but I don't care enough to make one
>>5452662
That's just because nobody looks at girl with pnuemonic autism as a hero.
I need some new gay pics for my folder, preferably kissing and/or cuddling since those are the most effective
I suspect that the straighties are onto me because I always post the same pictures,so I need some new ones before they uncover our gay agenda
>>5452658
whats your bodyweight?
and why dont you have a go? report back honestly about how it goes.
>tfw mom tells me I'm going to starve by trying to get to middle-of-normal BMI
>tfw mom has pre-diabetes and has obese BMI
>tfw entire family is telling me I'm too skinny because I'm thinner than I was when I was obese
Man you'd think people could just be happy for you. The rest of my family isn't even fat but they keep saying this shit.
>>5452680
Im in a coffee shop or else I would
I am 170 pounds
>>5452677
eh i have too many to dump - im supposed to be writing an essay right now.
maybe some other time
>>5452677
now, they will never suspect a thing
>>5452691
>has a whole folder dedicated to cuddling
That's just pathetic. Get a lover.
>>5452691
shitty faggot taste
who is the cutest fem
>>5452701
me
[spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
Where's FeelGood at?
He's the only attractive guy on here.
You can tell he's a genuine sweetheart.
The rest of you are worthless.
>>5452701
FUCK OFF 5652!
REEEEEE
>>5452700
hm. what is your taste in men?
i probably have something for you somewhere
>>5452697
>tfw was going to see a film with someone tomorrow but hes not answering my messages and i think he has bailed out on me
fml.
;~;
>>5452708
pls no
>>5452708
>tfw used to hate feelgood because I thought he was an asshole
>now I just want to protect that smile
>>5452727
here you go
>>5452718
out of interest, why did you think i was an asshole to begin with?
did i say something?
>>5452710
but im masc4masc
>>5452670
I still don't get this meme. I almost wish someone would explain it so I could get mad. Like is this being worse than Hitler? Cuz Hitler seems basically OK. Or if you want to makeout just say so.
>>5452687
Good job. That's a lot of cock push-ups.
WHO IS LE CUTEST fuck you nigger.
>>5452748
>cock push-ups
So that's why it looks like that...
>>5452752
s a v a g e
>>5452775
Why are you being cute right now?
Usually you just shittalk. Stop making me like you?
I always end up liking the people I bully.
Why don't more people use the tinychat?
>>5452799
i dont like the nazis + i am scared of people making webms of me
>>5452799
because it's shit
>>5452799
You're on it when there's 12 people? Fuck
I went on when there was one other lad and he didn't even respond to my hi
>>5452799
Because it's a tranny shithole, literally the only time it was good was a million years ago for a few days and then the few days when rugby had it before there was a new one made
>>5452809
why are you using another name now Niq? because of Gaylor threatening you?
>>5452793
uhm idk
>>5452733
they're wearing matching outfits and everything
top cute
>>5452818
>tranny shithole
There's literally no trannies on there ever.
>>5452831
i thought the matching belt buckles especially were a nice touch
>>5452408
live:allmemesaside
add me let's be friends
>>5452765
>you're slightly better than Hitler
Awww. So sweet. OK, I'll be your bf.
>>5452799
Probably because there are at least a half a dozen users here obsessive enough to take that sliver of intimacy and turn into a doxstorm of internet drama because they must persecute all that is beautiful -- simply to get a power boner.
>>5452846
lmao that guys eyebrows though
>went to a family pantomine show
>spent the whole time ogling one of the ugly sisters quads + hamstrings
nigga had some serious beef going on
>>5452748
off topic but remember that saved by the bell episode were she went fucking crazy on caffeine pills
GOAT episode
>>5452862
you wish you had his lithe grace and femininity f@m
>>5452765
>Hitler is by far our worst poster here
l-love u 2, anon
>>5452862
uguuuu hot rugby~
>>5452289
mean
>>5452856
Wut?
This is the most European thing I've seen today. I wonder if this madness happens when too much wealth or too much white civilization without a break.
>>5452871
Of course. It was a very special episode. About caffeine. Jesus tap dancing; the 90's really were nicer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
