death to all fags edition
last >>5445252
reminder that 2016 won't fix it and you have to do it yourself
Would a gay reading club be good to join if i want to manufacture a new social life?
tfw fag
>>5447130
all hobbies are good for building a social life
I have got most my friends through playing WH40K
>>5447130
sure if you want to be a NERD
>>5447130
>gay reading club
Reading is fundamental hunty
>>5447148
go away
>>5447133
Gay men have to deal with other gay men. Spend a little time on gaygen and you'll see we can be just as awful, cold, and bitchy as straight people are to each other.
I should disclose that I'm probably really lucky I got mixed into the group that I'm mixed in with. But the general take away is to surround yourself with nice, positive people who are quick to laughter, and you'll find yourself happier and more positive as a result.
>>5447143
Here's your (you)
>>5446927
No I am not looking forward to play any casual 1st tru lurv games with you, I only want to be mercilessly ravaged like a ragdoll but also loved tenderly and making you feel all nice and warm, silly. And I have just the right equipment to keep you warm from the coldness of the world.
Speaking of jewface I'm like part jewish but look Slavic so hope that's not a deal breaker for you familia
>>5447143
this /gaygen/ is for cool gay dudes exploring their sexuality like normal persons, not for FAGS like you! go away
Good evening gg
>>5447157
There's gay outdoors clubs where people go hiking and camping and all that super MASC shit that literally anyone can learn how to do. Stop coming up with excuses not to try something because you will always succeed at reasoning your way out of doing things. Start thinking of what you need to do to these things.
Also I should note that gay sports leagues, (at least in my city) are not based on skill. In fact, if you do too well in the lower ones, they bump you up to the next league. It's about playing, not winning.
remember to practice safe sax!
>>5447157
yeah book clubs are fine for being social
although being in a gay one could go either way. as long as you don't have to read shitty leftist ideology you should be okay I imagine
>>5447179
it is too late for me, friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
>>5447176
right. i guess that does sound kind of cool.
there is a YMCA nesr my house, would they do that kind of thing?
>>5447179
>>5447179
Safe sex is for breeders. Sex between men should be raw as God intended
>>5447184
i dunno that YMCA is explicitly gay outside of the Village People song but give it a shot. Doing more things just makes you a more interesting person in general
Chu dans la boteille
Je bois et je vois que tout et en vain ostie quelqu'un tue-moé tabarnak
>>5447199
I don't speak art sry
>>5447179
Bill performed safe sax, and now his ex-gf is trying to one-up him all day, all the time
I'd rather not
>>5447199
??? in the bottle
I drink and i see which all and in my shelter what ??? tabernacle
>>5447197
>>5447184
if you live in a gay area you might find some cruising at the YMCA but its not as cruisey as it used to be.
what made YMCA cruisey before was the fact that women werent allowed in there (They are now) and that naked was swimming.
despite being gay being illegal, it was a gay paradise, cuz unlike a bar there was no reason to 'raid' a ymca
>>5447183
you're walking on thin ice, mister
>>5447208
I'm drunk
I'm drinking and I see that everything is in vain dammit someone kill me fuck
>>5447152
Still, I'd love to have a male friend as a romantic partner, but my biologically determined sexuality makes it impossible. I envy homosexuals greatly for this... especially since I can't stand women, but am nonetheless attracted to them (which i'm not gonna bother repressing/ denying to myself)
Why is rugby the worst fucking poster on here.
Everyone just ignore him so we don't enable with childish shit.
>>5447223
This is actually really interesting
It's a shame there's no way to make LGBT learn gay history because it's really cool most of the time
>>5447229
Because he's like 18 years old or something.
>>5447228
dude honestly being unable to stand all women sounds more like a personal problem. you should be able to connect just as emotionally with a woman as you can with a dude and it might be all these built up preconceptions of "bro-code" or whatever that makes you think you can't do the same with women. being a misogynist is not worth it
>>5447226
[saxes recklessly]
>>5447234
im not sure. outside of specifically gay bathouses and such, i think its considered sexist, but try googling 'mens clubs' and such like that and you might find something.
the issue is that most people just use the internet for cruising these days so most places where gay cruising could happen is filled only by older ugly men. and whats worse is that the few people who want to try real life cruising are turned off because of that, so its just a dying thing.
grindr has ruined it. whats worse is its even hard to pick up gays in bars these fucking days, they only ever seem to go with friends lately.
>>5447237
if you google gay american history and such and just follow the links you'll find lots of cool stuff.
im thinking of cruising the YMCA, but im kinda used to old guys groping me to death while i jerk off.
>>5447251
well you're not supposed to drink the vape juice you gooner
>>5447251
>salty that my new vape juices are shit
That is the cringiest thing I've ever read in my entire life.
>>5447148
okkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>5447254
I'm not a misogynist, I just don't feel like getting girlfriends for some reason. I'd have to spill my life story for this to make sense (but I'm young so it wouldn't be too long).
>>5447260
>he doesn't vape
get a load of this loser
>>5447259
:DDD
>talking to straight guy
>"I bet the good thing about being gay is that guys are easier to understand than women."
Do you think this is true? I have a hard time understanding how guys think sometimes.
>>5447272
Vaping is the most pathetic fad to date. Just take heroin and kill yourself like you deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfVDAykMLiE
So what happened to gaygen tinychat?
I rarely use it nowadays but it is constantly empty as of late.
rugby's real first name is tyler
>>5447285
That's a shitty name.
>>5447273
A bit. It's mostly exaggerated.
Both sexes can be an incomprehensible clusterfuck of brain waves and nonsensical thoughts.
>>5447285
No its Andrew Alexander
>>5447285
Literally who cares
>>5447279
Smokers are jokers.
Drinkers aren't thinkers.
Stoners are loners.
Junkies are monkeys.
>>5447284
Basically I was made admin of it (even though I don't use it) and the newfags who used it freaked the fuck out and made their own.
>>5447285
since when
>>5447295
You're missing 2 more names out of that. Srsly.
>>5447273
Yes. Have you ever tried to date a woman? I have.
shit fucking sucks
>>5447297
Vapers are colossal faggot millenials who deserve to die.
>>5447297
>Smokers are jokers.
>Drinkers aren't thinkers.
>Stoners are loners.
>Junkies are monkeys.
![[murdario stomp intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/yz7OJGn.png "[murdario stomp intensifies].png")
>>5447303
I have a gay roommate and he confessed his love for me and I'm straight
How do I make it not awkward, I'm freaked out right now.
There was a huge awkward silence afterward.
>>5447297
What's the new one then m8?
>>5447309
just say
"hey man, im really flattered and all, but im straight. Sorry if i overreacted earlier, i didnt know what to do. We're still cool, right?"
>>5447301
>>5447303
Yes I'm definitely straight edge, 100% pure, never touched the devil's lettuce or any drugs at all. Nope, I'm a good boy.
>>5447313
Brad and Chad
>>5447309
>posts jojo
>"I'm straight"
Who do you think you're fooling here buddy?
>>5447309
yeah i mean im not gay either but 20 bucks is 20 bucks knowwhatimsayin? give him a courtesy ride at least, mate.
>>5447309
>sorry man, but I'm straight
>>5447266
Not splitting hairs but you literally said, "I can't stand women" so that leads me to believe you have problems with women. The hallmark of it is believing all women behave the same so if you had a bad experience with one, you think all of them are bad. That's the thought process of a misogynist. I'm not particularly interested in your life story just pointing out something worth considering.
>>5447330
I am not the guy you're responding too but all women are whores and respond the same. I hope they all get killed.
would you date a guy who has a grindr flag in his room?
>>5447335
Yeah if you think this way you're a misogynist. This is like the most obvious example
![TT8NFxl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SB04pvN.png "TT8NFxl[1].png")
>>5447330
I worded it poorly. I'm not "averted" towards women, it's just that I can't seem to find it in me to want a girlfriend. I'd have to write more stuff but that'd only be for you (the only one who's replying/ showing remote interest) but you don't want that and I won't object.
>>5447119
What a shit drawing.
>>5447342
I'm more triggered by the rainbow flag than the grindr flag.
>>5447320
The url for the new one pls
how will i know if he really loves me?
>>5447347
I wanna read more.
>>5447342
not if the guy looks like that
>>5447359
ohh the tc. /gaygenrehab
Enjoy the nu-gaygen circlejerk.
>>5447158
No I can probably cope with your inferior phenotype. I'm more concerned with this right "equipment" business. Because if you have more than two cozy cavities to keep me warm, it's probably not going to work out, tbQh.
>>5447223
>what made YMCA cruisey before was the fact that women werent allowed in there (They are now)
This made sad. Why would they want to? Women don't even lift. This is madness.
>>5447273
Yes it's actually true. You're probably blinded by your 100% pure gay privilege. Us muggles know the struggle is real. Women are a black box of feelings until you finally piece together a manual for yourself.
>>5447359
Check previous threads, it was posted in the OP of some.
>>5447358
>tfw really bad resting bitch face
it makes me look like a smug condescending asshole and i don't mean to do it send help
>>5447360
Say a prayer with every heartbeat
>>5447358
Me too but I tried to ignore it because it was about the flag.
what's gaygens deepest darkest sexual fantasy
>>5447320
>Yes I'm definitely straight edge, 100% pure, never touched the devil's lettuce or any drugs at all. Nope, I'm a good boy.
now be a good boy and don't lie to me like that, I know a lie when I see one
>>5447387
I want to poop, back and forth.
))<>((
>>5447387
to get to kiss and hold hands with someone before I die.
>>5447397
Me too
>>5447387
basically to have a qt slave
>>5447387
None of my sexual fantasies are deep or dark
They're all cute and right on the surface
>>5447417
I just want someone to call me a worthless piece of shit and fuck me with a broomstick then run me over with a car and piss on me while I bleed half to death. I also wanna get trapped by a dog and a man with a penis as long as my arm so it'll come out in my mouth and I'll moan and rape heron with my bare fingers. Then I'll play with my boy pussy after its all bloody, prolapsed, and stretched out. God I hate being a virgin.
>>5447387
I'm really not that kinky. I would love to dick down an emasculated man every which way. That would be really cool.
>>5447387
All memes aside? It involves rape, torture, necrophilia and cannibalism.
>>5447387
I'm a macrophile, which means I get really turned on by giant men or being shrunk around a dude. Basically I want a 20 foot tall bara dude to pick me up in his giant arms and cuddle and protect me.
Pic related someone drew a fanart for a story I wrote about it.
>>5447445
See a therapist hunty
>>5447451
No I want a firearm/shotgun license.
>>5447374
> I can probably cope with your inferior phenotype
How kind of u I wanna kiss your toes from how grateful I am lol
>I'm more concerned with this right "equipment" business
Don't be. I promise you will find the right stuff and that I have no bonus holes or DLC caves in store for you.
>>5447387
I'd like to have sex with an impotent guy and make fun of him when he can't get hard to fuck me. And then fuck him as his useless dick swings miserably with every thrust.
Too bad most guys like that are like 300 years old
>>5447465
Just fuck someone on e.
Sometimes it's hard to get an erection because of pilly willy
>>5447353
>>5447361
I've been a bit different from the others in my surroundings. I never really paid much interest to other girls, but I got introduced to the hetero standards early on, and found myself sexually conformed. I can't say I had any immediate crushes or anything, but some of my friends started talking about that stuff early on (they talked to me in private about the ones they liked).
Girls were interested in me ""a lot"", but I always rejected them with playful theatrics (like saying "ew" and stuff like that). For some reason I just didn't feel like being with a girl, but I never questioned my sexuality really. I thought it was odd that girls were interested in me since I acted kinda feminine, but I was nice and kind. Admittedly, I suppose I was pretty steretypically "gayish" as a child, i.e looking at girly drama shows and such, and I enjoyed to some extent talking to other girls about said kind of shows.
I played sports as a child, indoor sports, and when I was 8-10 I got a crush on a guy in my team, which was the first time I recall I felt such a feeling. As only felt romantically attracted, and the romantic interest dissipated over time, I just assume(d) it was a peculiar instance (and I think I repressed and denied this attraction to myself). I started telling people I was asexual around that time, and also that I was a homophobe (for some reason).
Some years went by, and I got male friends as usual. I didn't feel sexually attracted to men or anything. Due to bad relationship with my father, I assume that the crush on that boy was only a product of that, and that I wasn't 'born this way' or anything.
I have had ocd (totally undiagnosed) and I think that it's that that has made me watch gay pornography and stuff (as well as being the reason for my crush) lately (for about 3-or-so years now, at times seriously thinking that I am gay, or perhaps bisexual). But it's all just confusing, and what I'm writing now is completely incoherent... ugh...
>>5447387
I wanna stuff a real qt skinny guy until his belly is all bloated
Then make him cum on his distended belly.
>>5447476
Tl:dr
>>5447476
Dude you're gay
I want to jack tonight but I also wanna grow bara titties. Can I do both?
>>5447474
You mean ecstasy? It's not really popular here.
>>5447492
Jack off onto your tiddies and rub it in
>>5447476
>I have had ocd (totally undiagnosed) and I think that it's that that has made me watch gay pornography
girl what you gay
>>5447492
yes, but you have to swallow your semen so your testosterone levels won't go down.
>>5447495
Yeah.
Or mdma I guess.
>>5447476
fucking hell this got long. people aren't gonna bother.
I was gonna add that I relate a bit to Nina in Black Swan who develops some kind of attraction towards than other girl (which I suspect was due to stress/ obsessive thoughts slash behavior).
I think I am questioning my sexuality more than I should, since gay people generally *know* they're gay when they're young, but I am not even sure I'm attracted to men. I don't even get why I worry so much about this, if it's because I want to be gay and 'unique' or something. I can't relax about this.
I also became aware of my typically ""gayish"" behavior and consciously made an effort to stop acting that way, and now in retrospect I wonder if I am a very repressed homosexual/ bisexual.
>>5447492
Yes, just don't masturbate all the time. You should be fine.
>>5447445
there's a picture of you showing your ass off in pink panties on cam
>>5447509
I didn't realise it was 2013. Old news m8
>>5447504
I read both posts.
Chill out.
Not all gay people knew they were gay when they were young.
I was kinda like you.
Best advice? Relax and go experiment. Find some guy and let him know you're experimenting. Tons of men would line up for an "experimenting straight guy".
>>5447504
and I also worry that I am just trying to ""become"" gay or something... i'm just confused (which I assume is typical, so I don't know if I should take any of this seriously)
>>5447529
calm down m8 if it bothers you that much go see a therapist other then that start experimenting (take it slowly though)
>>5447504
I mean, it seems you are saying you've always known that you were gay since when girls were interested in you when you were young you rejected them, maybe that's just my interpretation though.
No one has ever been interested in me, not even when I was that age so I wouldn't know how I would've reacted, but speaking from my viewpoint today I think I would've been curious enough to see what had come from it. Many of your thoughts I can recognize myself in but others I can't since I feel I mostly missed the foundation of building those types of relationships and through that becoming very confused.
>>5447528
Thanks, I guess. Things will play out in eventually.
>>5447518
wait so are you implying you just got this caniballism torture fetish between 2013 and today bc that's kinda creepier
>>5447508
How much is all the time?
Where is that anon that accidentally outed himself to his dad?
>he calls gays queers
>dad says "isn't that offensive
>anon says "not when i sa--"
I wanted to know what happened next..
Also I'm looking for the other anon who is a pro wrestling fan. Are you out there anon? You posted that stephanie mcmahon gif. I wanna talk about wrestling!
>>5447550
What the fuck? No I've had that fantasy since I was like 11.
>>5447563
You're broken
>>5447547
things play out eventually*
>>5447546
i don't even know *why* I rejected other girls. i can't say why, since i just don't know. perhaps it was insecurity or something. it's hard for me to admit to being heterosexual/ bisexual/ homosexual. i try to ask fucking jesus (really an avatar for my psyche or something) and I get the response that I'm straight, and that I have confused myself or something. still, sometimes it just feels like i want to start again or something, that i'm hopelessly deranged.
all i want for christmas is dicks
>>5447563
you see you're trying to be silly and self-disparaging to hide how psycho you are but its just making you look more psycho
>>5447570
i try to accept being heterosexual but for some fucking reason i get drawned towards wondering if im gay. i just wanna feel secure, no matter what i might be.
>>5447551
Personally I try and keep my faps a few days apart, at least two. But you really don't need to plan much.
As long as you are not masturbating everyday especially if you are the type to masturbating more than once a day, you should be okay. I've been masturbating every couple days for the last trimester of school and have made lots of gains so you're okay. don't overthink also
ugh i shouldn't come here and expect an audience.
>>5447566
anon this is 4chan, almost everyone here is broken or fucked up in some way.
>>5447594
that's what we want to know
>>5447387
the occult and ritualism make my heart go doki doki, despite my brain and common sense pointing out it's fucking retarded so i guess it would have to be something cult-related
>>5447601
You're the one that said there is a connection. I just said that there isn't.
>>5447583
What? You want a fucking audience?
Put on a god damn trip fag and start posting your ass and suddenly you'll have all the attention you want.
The lurking anons here gobble up ass posts like fucking candy. Triple points if you post a selfie.
It all starts with a tripcode.
>>5447576
Now that you've mentioned it
I want a strong boyfriend to protect me and make me feel safe and stable ^_^
And cuddles everywhere. This is my fetish.
Women wouldn't do that for men though.
>>5447570
It doesn't really matter anymore though, does it because there's no way for you to change that even if you wanted. I get where you're coming from, but it is basically overthinking and I'd agree that it sounds a lot like compulsive thinking I did much of the same thing only from a different perspective. For instance from year 1 to 6 we had a girl in our class (we were 12 boys and 12 girls), and when year 6 came around she had been together with all 12 boys except me and another one, some of them even twice. This made me me really insecure because guys that I considered uglier than me had been with her 3 times. But there's no point in going over these things in your head no matter what answer you come up with it's not something that can be changed.
>>5447613
but why did you take the picture then
>>5447627
For the memez. I don't know why you're so confused by this.
Dann?
>>5447609
Are you the guy who keeps talking about tulpas?
>>5447637
did you mistype damn or are you trying to guess my name
>>5447640
Fuck no, I'm not that far gone yet.
>tfw 50 hours smoke free
supposedly the first 72 are the hardest.
I just have to get through tomorrow
>>5447643
There's a person who posts here called Dann that I thought you could have been because you're on the same level of autistic stupidity as he is.
Last night I had a dream about getting a handjob from a ripped guy and liking it. Never really had this sort of dream with an obviously masculine guy before... am I turning gay?
>>5447618
it's just bullshit that I think I am a repressed heterosexual. it shouldn't be this way. i'm a freudian mess.
>>5447640
that's me, at christmas dinner it turned out my tulpa was actually a tulku and it went away. now I'm all alone again.
Tfw no bf
>>5447656
It's only a matter of time before you're full masc4masc
>>5447659
maybe you're just bi
>>5447648
good luck!
>>5447656
>tfw never had a sex dream
Anyone ever just leave and start a new life?
That's my new years resolution...what's yours?
>>5447679
leave where?
>>5447669
bisexuals, as i understand it, feel the same way towards guys as they feel towards women. girls and men are different to me, as far as attraction goes.
this confusion, if i'm trying to be realistic about this, will pass and I'll become sexually secure with time. it's just the notion of wondering what i'll "end up as" that confuses me... people should know this stuff from young age yet i'm in the dark
i've looked at some statistics showing that many people realized their sexuality later in life (around the time going to college), which guess what, confuses me... i should stop being dramatic and just accept being heterosexual or something, at least for the sake of my own mental equilibrium.
>>5447700
I'm not trying to play the "bisexuals are the devil" meme as it is often played here. But in my anecdotal experience with bisexuals they always end up being straight or gay.
It always appears to be a "phase"
>>5447700
i know this feel
>i want to marry a guy
>not even sure if i could get hard for a guy
feelsbadman
Anyone here know how to get a mail order bride so I can stay closeted
>>5447686
wherever the wind takes me
I'm tired of my life
want something different
>>5447725
you will find out eventually anon. you just have to wait for the right chance and then you will figure it out
>>5447673
To be honest anon they're not too great since they only seem to last about half a minute then you either switch over to working in the office endlessly or you wake up realising you've got to tidy up the mess.
>>5447669
>good luck!
Thanks!
>>5447732
i'll be your mail order bride, babe.
>>5447648
Good job. [head pats]
>>5447609
Rituals are silly and not real. But it's a science fact that humans need that shit to feel ok. And if you rub your tummy, you will feel ok with that.
[magic]
>>5447459
Excellent. I'm not even sure who I'm talking to anymore. But it's still fun. My infatuation would go a lot smoother if you'd trip.
>>5447723
In fairness to the bisexual menace, it may be that the end up in a LTR that's straight or gay. Practically it looks the same.
>>5447732
Yeah, but they'd all want kids. And it wouldn't improve your standing that much.
>>5447387
Im pretty vanilla, just want a daddy to dom me desu senpai
>>5447777
>i'm pretty vanilla
>i'm just a disgusting sexual deviant
;)
>>5447777
>>5447767
no they wouldn't they'd want a green card
>>5447777
Dat get
>>5447749
Do you have a family? Friends? A job? A place you live? Phone bills? Internet bills? Debt?
Yes, I want to just leave, but there are so many ties that constrict you actually going through with just leaving never really works.
>>5447799
>he doesn't know the difference between a trip and a name
The str8 guy in this vid is hot. The fags are gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3i6f_G5C2I
>>5447387
>>5447799
le hating trips meme
>>5447811
Isn't that usually how it is?
>>5447799
Have a nice day. Dick blessings to you.
>>5447798
It depends. There are a lot of nice ladies out there in the shitboxes of the world. It's terrible, but that sort of upbringing develops character.
>>5447459
[email protected]
>tfw never wipe my ass
>mfw they pull their cock out after railing me
>>5447830
I hope you die of an anal infection
>>5447802
I have a family.
Friends have all went their own way over the years. I might see them every few months. We are all in our late 20s, early 30s.
Quit my job a month ago.
I have a place to live.
I have no bills or debt.
I have always wanted to just be free to wander the earth.
I wish I didn't waste so much time in college or working so much in my 20s.
I see my parents aging and how hard they've worked, they never get a break.
Even once they can get Social security retirement benefits, they will only be getting $1200-$1500/mo which is basically poverty level income. How can you retire on that along with medical bills?
Having stuff is useless. I just want to start a new life, be a vagabond. Take a risk. Let go of all the baggage in my head. You only get one life.
>>5447830
>yfw they pull out and wipe it on you
>>5447830
thanks for the mental image
>>5447767
I'm the estrogen-abusing femmy who's into bears and fuzzy cubs. It's too early to get so forgetful gramps! Are you going to pass out on me during fucking as well?
>>5447859
Why do you have a bunch of pictures of a chimpanzee?
Is there some sort of rule to spooning and is it inherently gay? I know being the little spoon is always gay, but if a straight dude is the big spoon, does it turn him gay?
I'm asking for a friend of course
>>5447851
>how do you make a bottom scream twice?
wipe your dick off on his window treatments after you fuck him.
This couple is so cute :3
I want a home baker bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpBcyCdB5w
>>5447859
>flirting with girl with pneumonic autism
>>5447877
so much gayface.
>>5447909
Did you change your name?
I thought I filtered your ass.
>>5447818
Booooooooog
>>5447865
Interspecies sex for life yo
>>5447909
I wasn't being disrespectful to you at all, where did you get such a crazy idea from? And if I was u pretty much deserved it you know. Maybe you aren't worthy of my two warm spots at all and you are destined to stay in the cold, bad daddy
>>5447939
>two warm spots
u ftm?
>>5447939
So this is girl with pneumatic drill//pseudonymous d's new trip?
>>5447942
FTMs have three holes or two + bonus manhole not two, dummy
>>5447954
Are you the person that was erping the other day than started getting rude with everyone?
If so you're my new favorite poster.
>>5447950
I don't know about his past posting history, you tell me sherlock
>>5447926
Dis meme. Next I say "trip on, XYZ."
Trip on, Ann
>>5447939
I'm never cold. I have the warmth of my silverback Grandad dick with me always. It also makes furniture and smokes meats. So I'm pretty set. I just sometimes get tired of having my own manhood as the little spoon. I considered taking you under my wing as a kindness to a wild child. Perhaps you don't deserve my cozy meats.
what does gg think of handicap guys?
>>5447971
i want a dude who can fuck me t bh
>>5447971
I actually had a (closeted/repressed) crush on a guy who had bad palsy. It's not a big deal. Although honestly, kinda hot that he wouldn't have been able to run from my dick.
Christmas aftermath: gained 5kg.
Kill me now.
>>5447992
hey john im in town again c;
>>5448011
I've lost five pounds since being at my parents' house
turns out they don't stock junk food I like anymore. And also I've been sleeping through meals.
>>5447958
Ain't me, sorry fammy
>>5447964
How long can you go without having someone to keep your little pride warm with their caring hands or warm pouch when it's so cold outside hmm? You need me, admit it
>>5448041
You sound hot...
I have a thing for sassy subby bitchy men.
>>5448028
don't try this bullshit on me again
>>5448057
Umm k
>>5448041
>pouch?
Anyway, I could go years. Decades really. Because nobody ever needs anyone. It's a matter of wanting so badly, you lose the rational capacity tell the difference. And that's what I want to feel.
So, how long can you go without feeling the heat of a man's want?
>>5447387
I want fuck a guy while I take a knife and give him moderate to severe cuts, take my fingers and slowly rub his own blood over his skin while I fuck him and nibble on his ear.
[spoiler]Needless to say I'll never do this because it's fucking crazy[/spoiler]
>>5448205
bloodplay is kinda hot
is nicolar jaar fuckable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHC63xUC7Hw
>>5448156
My (back) snatch, daddy.
I am obliged to keep you warm and I want you to want me even if I had to melt your stone cold heart down and put it back together. Why would you want to be alone when you could have a warm blooded person who's crazy into you near you or on top of you? You would miss out big time. Just saying.
>>5448221
yeah, the only issue is the whole like "insanity" business.
>>5448234
>jew nose
NOPE
>>5448294
He can't even grow a full beard.
>>5448314
>jew noses are cute
JIDF pls go
who is this qt?
http://imgur.com/a/wLMLT
>>5448334
Big strong noses can be super cute tho, the nose is the penis of the face.
>>5448350
Is that dan from the tinychat?
The bottom picture looks like him and the others could be older.
>>5448350
>http://imgur.com/a/wLMLT
ask /mtfgen/
>>5448350
Booger 2
Obviously a wannabe tranny though.
Luckily that's my fetish.
>>5448350
Disgusting, Dan crossdresses? I always thought he was cute but crossdressing is a big no for me.
>>5448370
and as we all know, Dan exists to please you
why is buying a phone so hard oh my god just kill me
>>5448234
Not bad for a non-fem. Not sure about the music.
>>5448286
Yeah, but pouch is silly. Boipouchzki maybe. We'll put a pin in that. Or a dildo. Whatever.
>Why would you want to be alone
Solid question. Because being with the wrong person feels worse than being alone. You're still not happy, and now you also have to be mindful of your flatus. It's awkward and not worth it.
So I insist on being the right person or moving on. Maybe I'm idealistic as an entry level homosexual. Maybe I'm an asshole. Why are you alone if you're so open and free?
>>5448383
it really isn't that hard, decide what you really need in a phone, set a budget, and don't go over it
>>5448370
You should really crossdress or become mtf or do drag. It would actually make you more interesting and work with your stuck up personality.
>>5448383
Just get on the NEXT program with ATT :^ )
Just easy payments for the phone each month :^)
You cna get the new samsung galaxy AND the new Apple Iphone :^)
>>5448383
It literally isn't, just don't let the sales person shill you for a couple of hours and it's a pretty straightforward decision.
>>5448401
I don't really have a budget
And I can't tell the difference between them like should I care if it has a 15mp camera or a 12 one? I want quality dick pics but I have no idea if that makes a difference. Does bloatware matter? Idk will it slow down tinder or grindr? That plus music is all I'll be doing on it (besides normal phone things)
>>5448350
First two aren't me ,rest are. Last is me showing my rocky horror outfit to Hitler
Also trip on rugby
>>5448421
AT&T aren't in Canada anyway. Also installment plans always make you pay more than if you purchased right away. I have a feeling you're a rusemaster.
>>5448383
>bought a Moto G 1st edition 2 years ago for $99.00
>still look like new
>still works good enough for me
>pay only $5/mo + taxes ($6.50/mo) for wifi service through Republic Wireless, which means as long as I'm connected to the internet I can send/receive calls or surf the internet and do whatever
>works really well so far as every place in my city has free wifi
>if need to use the phone on the go for directions or to make/receive a call/text, could just park in front of any fast food joint and connect to their free wifi network for free
Fuck. I'm really stuffed and drunk atm.
Wish I had a qt to rub my belly :3
>>5448466
Post tumtum
>>5448430
12mp or 15mp isn't even needed unless you plan to print those dick pics out for posters
>>5448350
Are the first twos eyes blue or green?
I cannot tell with the lighting.
>>5448469
Post yours first :3
>>5448472
>unless you plan to print those dick pics out for posters
Haha y-yeah who would do that right...
>>5448478
I asked first
>>5448482
seriously 18MP is used to create huge BILLBOARDS you see on highways
You only really need 6MP which can be printed 30" wide and still be perfectly acceptable from a couple of feet away or up close.
>>5448486
Convince me to drink more so its a lil bigger :3
>>5448350
Also the gif obviously isn't me, didn't even see tht earlier
>>5448494
Get to chugging fatty
>>5448497
O-okay :3
>>5448511
Rugby it takes 5 seconds of looking through those lists to tell that almost all of them are you. If I posted pics in girls clothes I'd own up. But all you have is a rocky horror outfit that I was a little too happy to wear
>>5448460
This techfag gets it. Moto has been putting out top tier stuff. You can get the new nicer one of course. Easily in the top five Droid choices.
Republic is nice, too. You can pair that (or maybe even a tablet) with a cellular hotspot for emergencies. Karma is good for low hassle.
>>5448522
I'm not rugby. Was just curious cus people in the chat were talking about you and how you wanted dildonics really bad and was curious if it were the same dann that use to post on ftmg, and it was. I know nothing of the beef between you and Rugby. I guess he posted as you and used someone elses pics.
>>5448536
I wish there was a plugin wifi satellite service that I could use so I could really do some adventurous travelling to remote locations.
>>5448545
Oh yeah sorry lol
Nah Hitler and rugby found some camwhore on /cuteboys/ who looked super similar to me. Also looking back at posts made by "dann" a lot were people from the old femgen Skype group posting as me for memes.
>>5448560
You can kinda get that for RVs and such now, but it's very limited and expensive. I suspect a good solution will be on the shelves in the next few years tho. Internet drones loitering around or something.
