How was it being the gay cousin this Christmas, gaygen?
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>>5441678
>semi-permanent
well shit
also tfw now gay uncle
I never meet my cousins or know them, so I wouldn't know.
>>5441684
also I'm not the only gay
sister is bi-scum but got married to a guy this year
aunt is a lesbo
and my cousin is a faggot
what ever you do DO NOT log on to steam
>>5441684
It's even more awkward when you and your partner are "The gay uncles", but at least no one is asking us when we're gonna have kids. Seems like my sister was pressured into having kids by family and friends for years asking when they're gonna have any kids.
I hope you all have or had a Merry Christmas.
A lot of you guys seem like you could use a good end this year, and hopefully a happy start to the next.
>>5441698
>a good end
would be nice, yeah.
>>5441697
chillin' with my sister now and her twin sons
but she wasn't pressured, they were accidents
>>5441678
I'm the only gay guy in my family because outside of my direct family, everyone is from the country.
My sister's very pro lgbt though,
>>5441701
>twin sons
nope not twins, and I don't think they were accidents, they both were planned. I just don't think they knew what they were getting into.
I hate everyone, ok?
>>5441714
ok.
>>5441714
mope harder kiddyshit
you'll grow out of it, ok?
>>5441701
sorry misread what you typed. My sister also has two boys
>tfw no qt bf's tumtum to rub
>>5441678
Hey gaygen. How many of you use tinder? How do you like it compared to grindr? How are they in your country?
I'm new to tinder and I'm surprised how many people are using it. People I've never seen or grindr similar apps
>>5441714
I love you, I love every part of you, every part of your face, your body, and your beautiful intricate mind. You mean a lot to me and I'm happy you're you, even if that means you hate me, I love that too.
>>5441737
Stop. Reminding. Me.
Anyone have any recommendations for a dildo? I wanna treat myself to something nice.
>>5441739
I'm not using apps anymore but when I did, I didn't like it because people I didn't want to see me there would and I couldn't prevent that, on grindr I could just block those people.
>>5441678
spending christmas alone this year.
i was thinking about taking the train down to get some korean bbq though.
>>5441737
;___;
>>5441769
fucking gross
>>5441769
Stop. Reminding. Me
>>5441775
i bet you're body is unappealing to us too. life's a bitch isn't it?
>>5441775
What are you talking about?? That's a hot pic
>>5441776
>thats sad anon
is it? why?
>>5441775
what a virgin, everyone knows hairy bodies are comfy, if a bit unphotogenic
>>5441751
I'm not sure but if you nope someone before they swipe you, do they ever see you?
>>5441803
they do, but the match will never happen
>>5441793
Excuse him, he's just a normie, he probably thinks everyone has friends, a lover and family or should in order to be happy.
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>5441745
I meant my family in general, I know you love me, because I love you too
>>5441779
;_____;
>>5441802
um excuse me bitch fuzzy bodies are the most photogenic
>>5441809
>implying anyone loves furries
>>5441808
I hate normies.
>>5441828
Im going to rape you you fucking faggot.
>LE CHRISTMAS IS SAFE SPACE DAY
DIE
>>5441809
Fucking furry pictures make me feel fuzzy
>>5441678
>How was it being the gay cousin this Christmas
Just the closet gay brother.
We've kinda cut off contact somewhat with the rest of the family so yeah that's about it.
>>5441807
Oh so that's how it works
One good thing about the app is if you set criteria, people not meeting that criteria won't see you, as far as I know
>>5441837
why would it, it's cropped porn
I don't even like furry beyond the somewhat likeable bara
>>5441808
>mfw im a manlet
i do have friends and family, i just visited senpai for thanksgiving already and all my friends are out of town. i dont see why its sad to go out to eat.
>>5441844
They look so cute and happy in some of those non porny pictures
>>5441843
no, they will still see you, the match will just never happen.
>>5441678
>How was it being the gay cousin this Christmas, gaygen?
I wish he was gay.
Xmas makes too many of you guys sad
slutty countries
>>5441857
Damn I had a different impression the whole time :D
>>5441860
The time of year when you get to see everyone being happy and successful, yes what a great time it is.
>>5441864
Too bad many people lie even if it's anonymous so the statistical data is compromised.
>>5441864
>only 10 people
jesus christ, i am a fucking slut
>>5441852
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?!
>>5441864
>tfw dragging the statistics down
>>5441883
>tfw I could off myself, but that would leave my lifetime average permanently at 0
>>5441864
>live in new zealand
>had six sexual partners bettwen the ages of fifteen and seventeen
>now twenty one and haven't even held someones hand in almost four years
>>5441923
never
>>5441934
I just jizzed in my pants.
>grandfather makes mildly homophobic statement after seeing Anderson Cooper on a commercial
Only my parents know im gay and the rest of the family is tea-party-level, so all things considered it's a good year.
>>5441940
Whore
>>5441954
>>5441956
Sluts
time for something more degenerate and seasonal
>>5441958
When're you gonna bring your bf and read them all ta filth to pay them back?
>>5441880
iktf
I think I've seen every christmas movie at least five times so far in my life, I hate my life.
>tfw want to fuck bf but most of family is staying at ours
>>5441972
I love that picture wow. Look at the guy watching with such adoration.
>>5441983
...How many people have you slept with?
>>5441678
>see all my cousins I only see once a year but who have a good relationship with my brother so be kinda left out but they're still nice
>Aunt tells me I look really handsome with short hair and a beard
>Uncle tells me I looked better without a beard and long hair
>Mother gets drunk and falls to the floor
>Father is just grumpy all the time like he always is
>Grandma gets drunk and shits herself during dinner
>South hemisphere + uncle has an awesome pool so we have a great time in it
>Get sunburn
>drink lots
>now feeling a bit sick
eh, I can't complain I guess.
>>5441988
Watch Star Wars christmas special.
>>5442008
All of the people.
>>5441995
just cuddle him bro
if you want to play on the dangerous side though, tell the bf to shut the fuck up and quietly take some hotdogging on the living room couch while his whole family watches
>>5441864
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU WHITE COUNTRIES
OLIVE IS SUPERIOR!
>>5441864
>all these numbers
>still stuck at 0
>>5441995
>Not stuffing your sweaty underwear into his mouth to muffle him while you slowly penetrate his boypuss
>>5441999
>>5442003
ikr so kawaii
and yes
>>5442013
Except samurbi. :3c
>>5442021
As if all those hornyturks aren't complete liars.
>>5441995
Go to a bedroom, lock door, plow him until satisfied.
>>5442029
>Except samurbi. :3c
Damn right.
>>5442029
>Tfw considering a long distance thing with a guy I met over thanksgiving.
>Tfw he's cool with my musk fixation.
Maybe he can mail me an undershirt or briefs or something?
>>5442040
I've heard of people doing that
idk how well the musk would last though, I usually like it fresh
>tfw lonely for a long time
>get a couple of dates with guy
>we like each other
>go on more dates
>slowly start acting more boyfriend-ly with each other
>out of nowhere start thinking that maybe I'm just going with it because I don't want to be alone and not because I actually like him that much
help.
>>5442048
you're getting cold feet at the tought of settling down, it's normal
What's the best christmas you've had?
Can't really say I've had any memorable ones myself, but it's fun to hear others stories.
>>5442033
whore
>>5442048
just fuck him you piece of shit american
if you have a mutual understanding, chances are that he's just waiting for it to happen
>>5442058
Probs the ones when I was still a little kid and still believed in santa and stuff and most of my relatives hadn't died yet so christmas was this big party where I was super thrilled about the gifts and everybody had fun.
Now the relatives I have are either too old or young but with their own children and stuff so we never get together anymore for the holidays.
>>5442047
Yeah, fresh from the source is best. I may hold off, I'm still hesitating on an LDR right now. I want to meet him again at the bare minimum.
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
>tfw a big dick wants me to go over but I'm too hungover to get out of bed.
>>5442102
Would you give up the drinking from before to have the dick now if you knew beforehand?
>>5442102
>whines about not getting fucked for days
>too much of a lazy bitch to get his bussy rekt when the opportunity presents itself
>>5442098
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU LEFT ME FOR A WOMAN
>>5442102
End yourself degenerate slime
>>5442130
>found out Sam smith is gay
>>5442135
I remember last year that happened to me when I tried being in a heterosexual relationship. My girlfriend left me for another girl not even a day after we supposedly became official..
Maybe being gay isn't a choice. It's not my fault girls don't choose me right?
>>5442149
Yeah I was on genius and I was listening to Lay Me Down and I watched the music video and googled Sam Smith is gay and it showed him talking on the Ellen Degenerate show.
>>5442130
>a 24 can get me into my dream college for free
>tfw got 28 on first ACT
>got 32 on second one
>still paying for college
man us whites have it hard
>>5442153
>My girlfriend left me for another girl
Is it bad that I laughed at this?
Sorry anon.
>>5442164
>still paying for college
>literally thousands of grants that will pay for you to go to college just for being black and gay. I'm not poor but it helps to put it down lol.
>man us blacks have it easy
>>5442168
Lol no it's funny cause people said she was gay but I didn't listen and I knew something was wrong cause she found me attractive and nobody finds me attractive like thanks for the compliment but I know I'm really hideously ugly and repulsive.
>>5442169
>TFW 9/10 Paraguay Daddy who plowed me a couple weeks ago only comes into town every few weeks for family.
I guess it keeps it fresh, and he's willing for more. It always seems like the top tier guys are from out of town though.
>>5442169
>tfw no verse senpai x reddreadrevolver gaygen power couple....
>>5442206
>worshipping and fantasizing about trips.
Some can be cool, but let's not get carried away.
>>5442206
>implying red wouldn't be my musclepup
>>5442229
I don't think he was really fantasizing anon.
And you don't like me?! What'd I do
Referred to entire lgbt as "queers"
Dad "isn't that offensive?"
Me "not when I say i-"
>>5442257
internalized homophobia
>>5442257
He got you
Your out now bud, might as well face the music and tell him you love dick
>>5442257
kek what happened next
>>5442257
Let it go~
>>5442285
>yfw jupp didnt get you a samurbi for christmas
Gays STILL ostracized of a normal life (having children, getting married, being accepted) in developed countries
and Muslims have a free pass to practice Sharia law and their obnoxious shit
Explain
>>5442297
forgot donating blood and the general violence
>>5442300
they make, sorry I posted these too fast lol
>>5442008
I'm only 19, but ever since I arrived to college it sky rocketed up to about 17
>>5442285
>tfw not that dog
>>5442297
pol pls
>>5442297
Islam apologists are the new communist apologists
Don't worry this fad will die as well
Homosexuality has been going on since Greek master race, it will never die
>>5442311
Same thing happened to me in college. Get the hoe out of your system while you're young because a 30 year old hoe isn't cute
>>5442297
>Explain
Muslims are breeders too.
And we all know breeders consider us the greatest vermin on this planet, even worse than mosquitoes.
So of course they gonna stick together.
What did you honestly expect?
>>5442287
>cuddle
Is that another word for aggressively fuck?
>>5442320
>a 30 year old hoe isn't cute
how so?
>>5442279
Silence and staring
Pit related. Me internally
>>5442279
Also explained it off with lgbt"q"
>>5442297
Not really, the same "developed" countries that deny gays those things are the same ones that hate Pakis.
>>5442330
Being a hoe is something most gay guys do in their late teens and 20s. That and getting black out drunk or doing drugs.
Most guys start to settle down a little bit around 30 and look for someone to be with.
>>5442359
I'm a 30 yo virgin so I wouldn't know, but I think being a virgin is worse than being a hoe, just do what makes you happy, there's no rule of law or path to follow.
>>5442297
What are "developed countries"? Each country develops in their own pace. For example Russia and Eastern Europe are still developing from USSR times(they're also anti-Islam).
>>5442376
Can we do that?
>>5442373
>Ireland at 40%
But we can get married
>>5442398
That was probably before they passed it, and you couldn't marry before November
>>5442398
Dn't forget there's a lot of trans issues that many countries still struggle with to properly define, yet are punished with lists like that.
So just having fucked up on trans issues means one can get a score of 50% even though general acceptance/anti discrimination laws is pretty high.
>tfw no bf
>>5441692
Why?
>>5442135
I go smoke a bowl with my neighbor and this is the shit I come back to?
You obviously need to kill the girl and quit ruining this Wham song for me
>>5442429
there's a cache hack going around, if you browse your account info or buy something, anyone can access that info and use it
>>5442395
Of course
>>5442428
>never thought about that
Yeah I was surprised my country was only at 69 when we were the first who legalised gay marriage and it was all because there were some legal rights issues and some odd trans medical issues I couldn't quite understand.
It's a kinda ok indicator of how a country is doing but it shouldn't be used by politicians.
All right fess up how many of you got this
>>5442376
The topic changed, senpai didn't ask, it shouldn't be a surprise at this point.
>>5442432
Naoooo I was just playing Dota
>>5442444
Å R H U S
R
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i have been talking to my (asleep) cat for approximately half an hour while doing maths on christmas day
i think i am legitimately going insane
>>5442449
nah i socialised for a few hours straight
it was really cool - i was chatting with this guy who works for the ESA and he gave me a whole bunch of problems to work through which should be fun
it was a surprisingly nonshit christmas allround actually
>>5442459
>were the first who legalised gay marriage
>>5442458
Rarely play ranked at the moment as I'm playing public just so I can win the millions of prediction charms I made.
But I was at 2k last time I played ranked
>tfw big brother's girlfriend has little brother who's gay
He's only 3 years younger too
>>5442471
Rekk his boypuss (as long as it's legal) desu
>>5442474
Depends who ur playing.
I usually support so I'd probably lose :(
>>5442470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PiH1791s
>>5442476
He's born in '93 so it's legal. But I'm not sure if I should get involved in this because it's a family matter. I might not be able to resist, it takes only one family gathering.
>>5442479
We could do the fair thing of picking the same hero or if your really shit mid, I can pick first and you can count pick me
>>5442474
>I know some people from there
Me too! What a coincidence.
>they've all been pretty chilling dudes
Yeah they're pretty chill about most things. Not immigration/black pete.
>>5442491
you're probably some sort of ugly person who wouldn't get to tap it anyway
>>5442491
Anon, don't you want him to one day tell the next generation about getting fucked by his sisters boyfriend's brother? Don't you want to be the object of lust of a greentext story?
>>5442471
aunt is a lesbian and her wife has a son who is a faggot
he's like 17 or 18 and messaged me on facebook calling me cute and shit once and I removed him 'cause that's weird and now it's always awkward on holidays
>>5442494
>Me too! What a coincidence
I was just trying to be nice, baka
Forevermore, all Netherlands people will be jerks imo
;-;
>>5442504
>I was just trying to be nice, baka
I was just joking man, just joking.
No need to be upset.
Calm down man it's just a prank.
>>5442471
copulate
>>5442493
Jus kiddin hon, I'd fuk u up.
>>5442508
No you ruined it forever
I'm done
Jk I'm kidding
I was only pranking too, imagine
>Finished fapping, thinking about Dom Paraguay glasses daddy wrecking my hole.
This might be the highlight of my evening. Being carless sucks, as does working overnights.
>>5442513
Fucking give it a go, rageork on steam with a knight solaire pic
I'll trounce you sometime tomorrow, it's late today
>>5442514
>No you ruined it forever
Ah yes that reminds me of a story about myself.
>on a date
>he asks what you've done with your life
>>5442520
I'm in bed so I'm not adding now. Mebbe l8r
>>5442491
Who cares desu
>>5442528
unless you spend your days staring at a wall, you can come up with something
>>5442528
why I don't go on dates.
>>5442498
He lives in small town up north, might as well be the only gay there. I don't think he'd care that much when he gets the chance for D.
Post your steam id /gaygen/, I want to be your friend.
>>5442542
>It reminds me of me wrecking your boipuss :^)
pls don't remind me about my status as permavirgin :(
>>5442528
I wish people would ask me that. I have a good answer for that.
its when they say "what did you do for the holidays" that i falter
>>5442542
Whatever hon.
I'll smash you down to the ground.
Who's your character of choice
>>5442549
is steam fixed yet?
it had that whole thing where if you logged in russian scammers would empty your paypal account so they shut it down earlier today while they fix it
but my user is FeelGood @ /id/CymruForever
>>5442555
what's the good answer?
>>5442564
It is. If you get a request from lupin, accept it.
>>5442591
>Not for long, hopefully
Depends. I've developed some mental issues I'd like to solve first through therapy, and I want to work out a lot so I can look somewhat good and to help me overcome my issues.
I might have a long way to go though.
>tfw can't stop jerking off to mormon porn
I just check it out because of curiosity when I had so many guys doing missionary at my door and now I'm hooked
>>5442604
Well, I still wish you all the best
You at least have the sense to go to therapy, that's better then most
Good luck m8
>>5442604
Some people say that if you're not doing it right now you never will. Something to think about.
>>5442591
Support: wd, ss or io
For all other occasions:
wk, bb, wr or luna
>>5442575
Oh man I have so much extracurricular goals and occupations my life is a UCAS reviewer's wet dream.
I'm applying to Cambridge for physics, learning Linux, training for a powerlifting competition, writing a short historical essay on the cold war, learning Russian, getting a private tour on HMS Diamond next week b/c I met the commander on a train and hit it off with him, developing an art portfolio and competing in the UKSD Aerospace Design Challenge, the Safecracker's Competition, the National Cryptography Challenge, some kind of rocketcar engineering program i dont know much about, im the accountant of a cookery club, head of a Physics Society for 12-14 year olds, writing a collection of short stories for an Extended Project, learning to drive, working through the old USSR Maths Olympiad questions from the 90s, getting my openwater PADI scuba license and improving my tennis game.
As you might expect though, my social life is fucking nonexistent and i am the most boring person to talk to in the world, as well as slowly descending into madness from overwork.
>>5442604
as for the working out - try the /fit/ sticky.
liamrosen.com/fitness
*appreciates that your profile pic lines up with the background image*
there
>>5442631
thx bb <3
I'm so full right now I could explode
[spoiler] only if I had a qt help me explode ;) [spoiler]
>>5442625
Nerd.
I bet you're a riot at parties.
>>5442634
post tummy
>>5442634
are you into being force fed?
>>5442637
>mfw
i... havent quite found the time to ever actually go to a party per se.....
i-its a work in progress...
>>5442653
I dunno what your loser uni is like but at mine they wanted me to have a social life as much as they wanted my extra curricular shit. But then I do a medical course so I have to interact with patients and they probably want lab monkey neck beard permavirgins for physics.
I'm feeling sassy today. If I could post the nail painting emoji right now, I would.
>>5442625
sound like an interesting person as long as one has interest in one of your interests
where you at
>>5442625
I'm kinda the opposite, I have Little going on but I'm a strong conversationalist irl as I have a wide general knowledge and as long as it's not completely foreign to me, I can say some anecdote or story.
That and the stuff I do in my spare time is fairly hot, discussion wise
>>5442666
>666
Yeah mine specifically said (it's a drama course) "if you want to be good at imitating life, live it"
So here I am , shit posting on 4 chan
>>5442614
>You at least have the sense to go to therapy, that's better then most
I partly have school to push me into it along with my own (awkward) dedication.
>>5442669
cool
I met up with my school friends who I hadn't seen in a while and I realised I have absolutely nothing in common with them anymore and it's kinda sad.
Like they spent the whole time talking about things that they've done together where I wasn't there.
They stopped hanging out with me when I started going to big nights and doing drugs. Now they're just starting that and all they did was brag about what they took and I find that shit so dull.
Not really sure how to react around them now since they used to be my crew of friends
>only dated guys
>been dating the same guy for 3 years
>still only fap to women with big fat latina asses
What does that say about me?
>>5442688
>>5442688
Sounds like you dont share similar interests anymore. Probably gunna get new crew .
>>5442676
london
>>5442688
find new friends? idk. i havent even done any drugs except alcohol before.
>>5442691
Eh, I was the same. It was just a phase, and who even cares what you fap to anyway?
>>5442666
it really is a choice I made to sacrifice the social life for my work. I figure I can relax when I retire.
>>5442688
that always happen with school friends. After a year or two after finishing school you hardly can relate to them anymore.
>>5442697
Probs. They're all such shit lads now.
The banter was the worst ever.
Felt like I was about 16 again.
>>5442373
>Family is Bosnian and extended family married into Serbian
Fuck Croatia
>>5442691
I'm latino but have no ass
>>5442714
lies
all latinos have bute
>>5442688
>I have absolutely nothing in common with them
then stop bothering them you perverted stalker dude
>>5442699
>not living while your young
Ok.
Gonna make some assumptions here.
You're privately educated and the school and your parents are making out that going to uni is the be and end all. If you don't go to a good uni you're fucked for life.
The reality of that is that it doesn't really matter. Yeah it's good but at the end of the day networking is where you're gonna make the most impact on your future. I know people who got highly sought after positions with 2:2 shit degrees just because daddy's friend could pull some strings.
So yeah, work hard. Get into the uni you want. But don't piss your youth down the drain thinking that if you don't get a first in every module you're gonna end up a crack head.
>>5442722
Its medically and scientifically classified as a drug...
>>5442727
Obviously you're not familiar with being invited to a social event if you consider that stalking. Or is social interaction for you standing 20 feet away from a social group and longing to be included?
>>5442729
some people would argue against that. Would you consider coffee a drug then?
>>5442740
>would argue against it being classified medically as a drug
Yeah the same people who would argue against vaccines
>>5442735
wow dude you got some problems
let it heat off for a while ok?
>>5442751
Soz hunty.
Did I hit a nerve?
>>5442747
Yup basically.
>>5442728
i dont want to get into cambridge because of money or job reasons
i want to get into cambridge because i want to be able to hang out with cambridge students 24/7 and learn from them.
my target college is right next to the mathmaticiams hangout - imagine having friends in the trinity maths Tripos! mathmaticians are always the coolest guys to hang out with in my experience, i cant wait
>>5441678
>tfw sad because I messaged a guy I thought I was becoming involved with a Merry Christmas and got no sort of response
>sad, over this
Why am I so pathetic, holy shit.
Merry Christmas, /gaygen/.
>>5442754
I could have helped you, you know...
>>5442767
Go for it.
Different strokes for different folks.
Our ideas of cool guys are obviously completely different haha
Good luck buddy
>>5442772
Help me with what exactly bbz?
>tfw bearfriend proposed
Best Christmas ever
>>5442779
depends on where you are at the moment
>>5442771
clingygen
>>5442789
I hate you so much
>>5442794
Y u goin to start a new crew with me? Cute.
L O N D O N
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>>5442775
no but for real mathmaticians are batshit insane
>Possessions meant little to Erdős; most of his belongings would fit in a suitcase, as dictated by his itinerant lifestyle. Awards and other earnings were generallydonatedto people in need and various worthy causes. He spent most of his life as avagabond, traveling between scientific conferences, universities and the homes of colleagues all over the world. He earned enough in stipends from universities as a guest lecturer, and from various mathematical awards to fund his travels and basic needs; money left over he used to fund cash prizes for proofs of "Erdős problems" (see below). He would typically show up at a colleague's doorstep and announce "my brain is open", staying long enough to collaborate on a few papers before moving on a few days later. In many cases, he would ask the current collaborator about whom to visit next.
Paul Erdos was coolest dude i ever heard of
>>5442800
You can be my bear of honor bearpai
Be honest, /gaygen/: do you like sports or do you just fap to hot players, athletes, and the like?
>>5442822
Can I be your ringbear?
>>5442822
Y'all better toss that fuckin bearquet in my direction so I can be the next to get a husbear
>>5442827
Go sports
>>5442827
Fap to some but I played rugby, enjoy watching and practised mma
>>5442797
I haven't spoken to him in a week and a half since he flew out to see family for the holiday and I wanted to not come off that way, just figured today would be the best time to say something very short to let him know I was thinking about him. I don't want to be a clingy asshole. Fug.
>>5442827
Yah I enjoy most sports. Been riding motorcycles all my life.
>>5442827
i like boxing, bobsled, powerlifting, olympic weightlifting and cricket.
i only participate in powerlifting
everything else is boring but i like the hot guys so w/e
>>5442827
I love sports, but hot athletes are fucking great.
This was my first christmas ever actually, since my in-laws are christian. I got some cool gifts ^^
>>5442827
Indy car and formula1 are what I watch.
>>5442827
Did my degree in sports science. Work and am specialising in a sports medicine environment. Pretty much based my whole life around sports
Nah I hate it. I just do it to touch butts
>>5442856
>liking the worst sports ever
Shame on you
>>5442869
I knew it.
>>5442875
>Liking watersports
>>5442893
i would only do watersports if a cute boy begged to drink my hot piss
just went downstairs for a drink.
Dog has done a huge shit on the carpet.
Pretended I didn't see so someone else has to pick it up.
Soz mum and dad.
