If you had to pick between having your dad being Stefonknee or Darth Vader who would you choose?
>>5434293
holy kek, good thread OP
I'd go with Vader, he seems loaded as fuck
>>5434293
Darth Vader.
I like a child killering adult better than an adult child...
>>5434293
If my dad was Vader, that would mean I'd be a Force-sensitive, which would be awesome. So definitely Vader.
>>5434293
Why is it that only broke, gay and trans youth get bashed and never the well off, politically connected creepy old perverted men that ruin the life of kids.
Whatever happened to Karma.
>>5434359
Oh christ... Imagine being a teenage female identified bio male in the closet and you see this shit. I feel bad for any pre transition transwomen who end up going back into the closet over these people.
>>5434293
Christ I'd rather the emperor be my dad than that.. person?
>>5434380
That happened to me. I was 13 around the turn of the century when this stuff wasn't known at all, wanted to see if there were other people like me, looked it up on the internet, found freaky sissy fetishists like that and went straight back in the closet for a decade
And now I'm ugly and would be just like one of them if I tried to present as female! it's like poetry they rhyme
>>5434293
My dad is literally Vader
>They split 20 years ago
>Only know my mum's side
>They hate him with a passion
>Refused to use his name for years, only called him "the dark one"
>Never knew what he looked like only had this image of some dark hooded evil figure
>Finally met him when I was 14
>He hates my family as much as they hate him
>Encourages me to join him against them
>Join the dark side I suppose
>I refused to take sides, I think my mum has way over-demonized him but I think he has done some stuff that wasn't good.
So yeah it's tough being Luke.
>>5434869
Just don't kiss your sister.
>>5434977
>don't kiss your sister
Where's the fun then?
>>5434293
Darth Vader. I want to give into the dark side.
>>5434380
He's not just ugly, he's a fucking monster. A TERF uncle tom that wants to make HRT and SRS illegal if you're under 25 so that everyone to be hons like him
>>5435431
Miranda is a cool person and you're a dipshit.
>>5435431
Wait WHAT!?
>>5434293
Sith Lord would make him breath his own shit
0/7 would be over so fast
>>5434293
Vader
>>5434293
Vader.
Every time.
Even if it didn't come with force sensitivity is still pick that.
>>5434450
>turn of the century
>not known at all
Like, it was shit, the first boards I checked were atrocious, but Trueselves showed up in the naughties, LJ had active transsexual support groups whose membership in the 20s.
>>5434293
Vader probably got up to a ton of fucked up shit with the near complete lack of control over him.
>>5434293
>pick between having your dad being Darth fucking Vader or completely irrelevant
HOW IS THIS A CHOICE?
Vader always, sure he might walk out on us and kill our mom, but, I get Jedi powers? Hell yeah, Vader every time. Plus stephoknee is ducking crazy n weird. (Weirder than the average gay lol)
>>5435431
I've heard that before. I tried finding something referring to that but couldn't. Any source?
I know she's a crazy ass terf but I wanted to know her justifications.
Thank you!
>you will never get to rule the galaxy with your father
>you will never get to use your sith powers to corrupt qt twinks
>>5437134
>you will never use the Force to make your straight friend have really homoerotic dreams about you and wake up with a raging boner
>>5434359
>dat lazy eye
>>5434450
>a decade
I don't believe these stories. If I had known I wanted to be a girl at 13-14 I would have transitioned by 18 AT LEAST. I only considered being trans at like 18-19 and started transitioning at 20.
How could you know you were trans and then wait 10 years to transition.
Sorry I just don't understand.
I see these stories everywhere.
Even in 2000 there were some very pretty transsexuals in porn its not like everyone was a hon.
I already have one retarded brother. What's the harm in having another?
Plus I don't like Star Wars.
>>5437134
>>5437247
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
